891 - Pretty Little Deathworlders : The Bringer Of War | Humans are Space Orcs | HFY | Terran

[@manuelreingen8795]

Operation BIG YEET was a success...

[@redskull8354]

Projectile weaponry at its finest. Ancestors proud af.

[@lbochtler]

Yeetimus maximus

[@reaper7425]

@@lbochtler *A FAT YEET*

[@hollyferay8131]

YEEEET

[@hauntedmedic373]

GRAYSTILLPLAYS Is proud.

[@spacetechempire510]

Alien monarch:”THEY THROW THE MOONS AT US” Humans: WE WOULD THROW ENTIRE STARS AT YOU IF WE COULD

[@dranorcat44]

dyson sphere torpedo's!!!!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

pew pew

[@spacetechempire510]

@@dranorcat44 GIVE US WNOUGH TIME AND WE WILL MAKE IT. And now time for me to create a galaxy gun. It’s a gun that shoots galaxys

[@ap_trial666]

@@spacetechempire510 Might be out of topic, but there is exist an anime where the MC's humongous mechs throw not just a galaxy but TWO OF THEM! Oh by the way, the mech is manned by hundreds if not thousands of living beings alike since all of them came from various planets & civilizations to a last stand battle defending against personification of anti-matter. This is the closest you can get to that concept. Also the anime name is Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan if you wonder.

[@Kolroling]

@@ap_trial666 TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN!!!! JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!!

[@SuperMcmonster]

A warning to all others who wish to fight Humans: We started our existence with rocks, we'll end it with rocks.

[@spacetechempire510]

It may not be same sized rock but a rock never less. Though it may be the size of a planet.

[@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949]

BIG F****** ROCK IS THOUSAND TIME BETTER THAN NUKE

[@spacetechempire510]

@@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949 if it’s going at a fraction the speed of light it can literally just one shot an entire star system. Let’s see if we took the combined mass of mars’s moons and launched them at lets say 37.5% the speed of light and it would to hit earth. Well our home world would get vaporized. (To lazy to do the math)

[@henrypaleveda7760]

"and anyone else's if they aren't careful"

[@seanpeacock4290]

@@spacetechempire510 a fact that greystillplays takes to heart

[@bansheexii]

The enemy is surprised that we would shoot moons at anything. We had fun when some robot said you can't just shoot a hole in the surface of Mars

[@drewahrens3141]

"charges B.F.G with excitement"

[@bogustoast22none25]

The enemy is surprised we’d do it. We’re surprised no one did it sooner.

[@KingMarkus222]

Robot assistant: THE GIANT LASER CANNON IS ARMED AND READY, would you like to being firing?

[@bansheexii]

@@KingMarkus222 clickclickclickclick!

[@mariahuber1438]

You can't shoot a hole in a civilisation!

[@JEL625]

Humans making their earliest ancestors proud. Have a problem, throw a rock at it. Have a bigger problem? Throw a bigger rock!!! Great use of our evolutionary adaptation towards projectile weapons!

[@Vadjansama]

We have a say in México; "Según el sapo es la pedrada" (according to the toad is the stone) and is really easy to understand the point, the bigger the toad is the bigger the stone you need. XD

[@aleisterlavey9716]

Knap the stone sharp, glue it on a stick and throw it with a reversed ftl drive at your prey/enemy

[@darlek_0017]

Have a massive problem? Just throw a moon at it!

[@sbritton1313]

1: throw a rock at a problem, or hit it with a stick... 2: if (1) doesn't work, get a bigger rock or sharpen the stick... 3: if (2) doesn't work, group together and use multiple big rocks or sharpen sticks... 4: if (3) doesn't work, work together to throw a bigger rock, and make sharper sticks, if unable to make sharper stick, make something else sharper that's harder and use it. 5: if (4) doesn't work, use something to throw rock and stick further/faster. 6: if (5) doesn't work, improve launching device...

[@LiamDerWandrer]

@@sbritton1313 Hmm, seems to me that westarted to apply this even to our sciences and research methods at some point. E.g. the hydron collider. We really improved the launching device there to throw particles as the rocks to solve the problem of scientific research. And that is just one example of many. We love throwing and launching devices. And applying those principles to abstract concepts outside the box. XD

[@citizen_grub4171]

In the famous words of Killer Croc: "I threw a rock at him." "It was a big rock."

[@properfunny]

Keep in mind that was Batman at that point. He was probably being genuine with that or just trolling the table.

[@drewahrens3141]

For real laughed out loud.

[@WLFD2025]

Humanity said to the wolf-like aliens, "Behold, Moon-Moon"

[@JEL625]

And moom-moon jr!

[@epicsakura101]

Moon-Moon!

[@bogustoast22none25]

Moon Moon!

[@Bjorn308]

"In the name of the Moon-Moon, I will punish you!"

[@brianl8481]

Damn it Moon-Moon!

[@glittch135]

And on this day we demanded peace. And when we did not get it... we mooned them.

[@seanrobert9661]

🌕

[@natanoj16]

2 more likes needed!

[@nullblasterthevoidmaker1750]

Maranni: They threw their *MOONS* at us!? Humans: We couldn't find anything bigger we could burn!

[@britishneko3906]

"and the sun is too big!!"

[@robertstoneking7916]

We are very good at throwing rocks.

[@jowiemonster]

you could trow ceres at them.

[@shadowlordalpha]

@@jowiemonster Lets be honest thats probably a shipyard atm

[@Digimaster6662000]

​@@britishneko3906 No, it's just that we still need the sun.

[@MidnightmoonRR]

UHS Roosevelt. this is a hint for things to come, as remember, Roosevelts most famous phrase: "Speak softly, but carry a big stick"

[@AgroSquerril]

he had to say it twice though , for those at the back

[@nullpoint3346]

@@AgroSquerril He should have picked up a rock too.

[@TheMonk72]

Ah yes, the classic definition of Diplomacy: the art of saying "good doggy" while you find a bigger stick.

[@rembrandtshadows]

He also said, do what you can, where you are, with what you have. Even if what you have are two small moons.

[@KingMarkus222]

We couldn’t find a bigger stick, but we did find a ROCK!!! (The Rocks theme song starts playing)

[@mazeriayong8311]

DID YOU SSSMMMMEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!!!! WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!!....

[@tachyon8317]

Narration - "The had learnt the hard way, the Night Witches weren't to be ignored" My inner Sabaton fan - *fan-girl-style squealing of delight*

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@rembrandtshadows]

all those loose tachyons floating about

[@contrafax]

The Night Witches were my favorite Russian Fighting Unit out of WWII

[@KageRyuu6]

Two tiny moons in exchange for one big one, seems like a fair trade.

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@vabese]

I am half disappointed they didn't use the partial Dyson swarm to make a nicoll-dyson beam, _the angry eye of god blinking as the star itself "blinked" and focused for one moment all its output in one direction._

[@Dropbaud]

Yes, a Stellar Mazzer beam would have been cool.

[@hojdoj3567]

@@Dropbaud yeah but the league's goal is to spare them not kill them outright

[@drewahrens3141]

@@hojdoj3567 big mistake in my opinion. never spare a geocidal alien race.

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

@@drewahrens3141 I disagree. As they mentioned earlier in this story, the civilians are indoctrinated from birth to believe that aliens are bad. To put it in comparison, that is akin to saying we should have slaughtered every man, woman, and child in Germany because their government was controlled by the Nazis.

[@zeronova1484]

@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim, Excellent analogy.

[@GuukanKitsune]

We must have learned a bit from the ACTUAL Orks to pull this one off.

[@theenderdestruction2362]

No the orks learned from us

[@icanfly7038]

EITHER WAY WE'Z GAVE DEM LAST GITZ A ROIGHT PROPPA KRUMPIN'

[@Nerdiness1985]

@@icanfly7038 You FOGOTZ to paint it it yellow ya GIT!

[@Kruglov762]

RED MAKS YA GO FASTA

[@synsastral2753]

'.. And when all was lost, Humanoty did what no others dared. They slung lunar bodies as if they were petty ballistoc missiles, and created arcology planets built for war. Astronomical prices in souls and resources. And yet they survived.'

[@jerrybaker8597]

If diplomacy dosent fix it then hit it with a rock

[@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949]

"IF NUKE DO NOT SCARE THE ALIEN,TRY THROW A ROCK,BIG ONE" -Human ambassador

[@steveradroach9101]

Mhmm,I do like the idea of building planets just to throw them at your enemies.

[@r.connor9280]

Panic and Terror slew a giant. Poetry must be written

[@Salt_discriminater]

This isn't even the first story where "throw a moon at 'em" is the answer

[@AgroSquerril]

no its not , still fun though

[@valashar5313]

@@AgroSquerril Hey, if it was good enough to kill Chewbacca in the old SW canon... ^_^

[@Zael_Moonblade]

@@valashar5313 'Good Enough'!? It was the only thing that could and even it failed at first!

[@artbrann]

I can imagine USS Texas and USS New Jersey being pulled out of museum status(as some of the nuke ships), with the NJ Museum crew going "WE ARE FINALLY GONNA GET MORE BATTLE STARS THAN ENTERPRISE!!!!"(NJ is tied for the most decorated ship in US history, with USS Enterprise - CV6) and Texas going just because Texas

[@krel7160]

"We get to load a nuke onto our ship and send it at the enemy!? Well shoot the doggy and say good night space cowboy, YA DIDN'T HAVE TA TELL ME TWICE!"

[@cheafmin1399]

@@krel7160 Only one nuke!? We ain't no pansy! Give us two, no three! Fuckit fill the hull, we'll ram em! If we can't out shine the sun for more than a moment than it's not enough!

[@galaticplays1845]

What about the mighty mo or is that gonna be used so the last if any survived for them to sign a peace treaty

[@artbrann]

@@galaticplays1845 wasn't sure if she was done or is still being patched up from the last alien invasion(Battleship - movie 2012)

[@theblueslimeboi]

Pull the uss Nevada out of the ocean, it already took 2 nukes, what's a planet sized ship?

[@masterblasterT47]

The best advice on fighting humans:don't. The warqueen is underestimating her chosen foe. The warqueen has already lost, she just doesn't know it yet.

[@crowsenpai5625]

Humans have been throwing rocks since the dawn of our species. And over the many years we got REALLY good at it.

[@captaincraftit696]

"Those are- _moons!"_ - Starscream, Transformers: Cybertron

[@lliamreusser4534]

Phobos and Deimos finally living up to their names

[@crayonchomper1180]

if there is one thing humanity is good at it is throwing rocks, accurately

[@ameliarosealdridge6468]

FTA! And... Don't leave a gap wide enough to put a moon through your engine!

[@masterblasterT47]

I don't think whoever designed the ship considered the possibility of some crazy species weaponizeing celestial bodies by straping engines on moons and use them as improvised projectiles. That's the thing, when you use strats and tactics others wouldn't even try or write off as impossible then you have high odds of success because no one sees it coming and as such have no meaningful amount of time formulate a counter.

[@JEL625]

Part of what made the strategy successful is using the gravity of the enemies battle station as an accelerant lessening the fuel cost and increasing the speed. It was tailor made to counter the Losts prime weapon.

[@spacetechempire510]

@@JEL625 it also meant that they would not open fire immediately

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949]

The alien: We have Anti matter gun that could destroy a planet Human: We human use moon as living ballistic weapon so technically this *ARE THE BIGGEST WEAPON HAS EVER CONSTRUCT BY SAPIENS* to date The alien:Sound fair trade to me

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@SH-qs7ee]

Who knew, Rock beats Anti-matter gun.

[@britishneko3906]

Humans: *casually makes a sun gun*

[@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949]

@@SH-qs7ee Green lantern emerald knight

[@Hellsong89]

Size of the craft had to be larger than Mars and those two moons were far smaller than Mars so craft was the largest... throw sun at them.. not that changes things..

[@efraim3364]

if gratuitous violence isnt solving the problem then you're not using enough of it

[@AgroSquerril]

use a bigger hammer?

[@efraim3364]

@@AgroSquerril indeed

[@TheMonk72]

"There are few problems so large they can't be solved by sufficient application of high explosives." Army Corp of Engineers, apocrypha.

[@vysekrugger9186]

Now that's what i call a moon landing

[@AgroSquerril]

proactive moon landing

[@jeremycheney142]

Same day shipping.

[@GravitWry]

not even 7 minutes in, I can't stop hearing Space Yamoto's opening theme (Star Blazers: Space Battleship Yamato 2199) when they started to explain that we had apparently strapped 'Stellar Engines' and 'Shielding' into normal ships, gives me shivers every time I hear Space Yamoto's OP. Ok yeah nevermind, several seconds later I found out we also rigged them with Nuclear Bombs.. E v e n B e t t e r.

[@britishneko3906]

H-bombs on a Yamato-class sounds fun

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

Alien: We gon blow up mars! Human: YEET!

[@platinumchromee3191]

Human: ONLY WE ARE ALLOWED TO BLOW UP OUR SHIT

[@Talon1124]

A mutation of an old saying: There's always a bigger rock.

[@AgroSquerril]

that there is

[@seanrobert9661]

🌕

[@brainstormsurge154]

It will go down in history as The Battle of the Moons. After that mooning took on a new meaning as well. It was also considered incredibly ironic as it was the defeat of the four-eyed alien werewolves.

[@KingMarkus222]

Aries would be proud of his two sons ;)

[@dumbjanitor714]

I guess you could say the engines met a.... Rocky end

[@frankduff18]

Take my thumbs up and get out

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@jakebrown3812]

🤣🤣🤣

[@cooperlittlehales6268]

Not Phobos and Deimos 😭😭 damn xenos just HAD to make us fling the cutest little moons at them.

[@TheProdigalCat]

I forget what story it was, but Humans had 3 massive mirrors orbiting The Sun that they harnessed for energy, but if necessary could be turned into The Universe's biggest magnifying glass, and any ship in The Sol System was simply an ant, even something like The Deathstar.

[@ThomasJones-sr1wl]

I believe it was E.E. "Doc" Smith's: "Second Stage Lensman." It was called funnily enough...The Sunbeam! 😂😂

[@quinnhasse9170]

I remember another story that was similar: one species asked aussies for solar power and then species one git attacked by Xenos 2 and thise solar panels became mirrors

[@erushi5503]

Alien: They attacked stellar engines on actual boats Humanity: Yamato Musashi Iowa Missouri Bismark Trisden Hood Sabaton jamming intesifies

[@britishneko3906]

Iowa: ya sure this is a good stratergie? Yamato: honey this is something my navy has done since our first ships Texas: MORE VIOLANCE Hood: WHY AM I HERE?!?!

[@rembrandtshadows]

I like the idea of Sabaton jamming.

[@erushi5503]

@@britishneko3906 why did i read this with the voices of the japanese voice actors of the gacha game Azur Lane

[@britishneko3906]

@@erushi5503 even better

[@teachme5334]

Hood my beloooveed

[@kalskirata42]

From the depths of hell in silence Cast their spells, explosive violence Russian night time flight perfected Flawless vision, undetected

[@galaticplays1845]

Unexpected wings of glory tell story. Might be getting the bit confused with the last stand but still makes a good point

[@marekjureczko9551]

yep that sounds like humans we do like to throw rocks

[@AgroSquerril]

step 1 , throw rocks , step 2 no thats all

[@robertschumacher2707]

@@AgroSquerril step 2 is throw bigger rocks.

[@cheafmin1399]

Actually it's more of a flow chart Step1: throw rock Step2: did it work? Yes: success! No: Throw bigger rock Step3: repeat step2 as necessary

[@tomislavrasic7766]

One last one word transmission came to the command raising questions to what the humans wanted to accomplish with it. As the moons hurtled toward their weapon. The message : Yeet

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@randomdeadbody]

"you fools! we dropped the sun on ourselves twice before we even left the planet, did you really think you were safe from such madness?'

[@duanesamuelson2256]

The two bombs dropped during war were fission not fusion (which is the sun's OS). We have tested far more than twice hydrogen bombs (fusion). Bikini being the most famous

[@Mr_Jester980]

Aliens: Haha, laser go pew pew Humans: *Prepares the Moon* PARRY THIS, YOU F*CKING CASUAL!!

[@strykerwaller3784]

Humanity: innovating on how to throw bigger, more destructive, or more technological rocks at our enemies for like a million years now holy shit

[@Atoll-ok1zm]

The good ol' halley engine. A completely ridiculous weapon but an effective one none the less.

[@rainbowchaser73]

The ultimate mooning!!

[@seanrobert9661]

🌕

[@stalwartteakettlepotato9879]

Humanity and the league are expending way too much effort and accepting absurdly high risks just to keep this xenocidal species alive

[@hojdoj3567]

have you played undertale cuz this is exactly what you do in some point in the game.

[@kyleeames8229]

The Last are no idiots. In all likelihood, they would have been smart enough to leave a contingent of ships out of the system to ensure the survival of their Species should the worst happen. They are going after death worlders after all. A mission unprecedented in their centuries of genocide. Humanity’s leaders and Stellar League officials probably thought of this. Why risk a resurgence? Send a strong, clear message with the sparing of the majority of their Species and the destruction of a weapon only suitable for genocide as a peace overture, or wipe out almost all of them and watch as the survivors regrow their numbers in secret, build a new Craft and fleet and repeat history perhaps thousands of years later.

[@stalwartteakettlepotato9879]

@@kyleeames8229 the last thought they had the element of suprise when they changed their target. Even if they had such a contingency plan the vast majority of their species and their infrastructure is on the craft. If the craft is captured or destroyed that's not something the last can recover from in year or two. Not to mention that the league could just create a bunch of search and destroy task forces and send them to roam unexplored space. The last at that point would have an option to split their fleet which would further increase the time they need to recover or risk getting the entire fleet chought by staying together. The amount of industry and supporting infrastructure to even be able to build supperships such as the craft isn't something you can hide esaly. It would take the last hundreds if not a thousand years for them to run far enough and build up enough to even consider trying to attack the league again. That's more then enough time for the leagu to either develop weapons that make large ships obsolete or to build up a fleet of supperships of their own. Now consider the alternative. If the last are convinced to stop their war it would cause a large culter shock and a morality crisis in their society. Their society for who knows how many generations was and still is entierly based on a never ending war of extermination. If they are convinced that they were wrong and they still had control over the craft and their fleet all it would take is a terrorist attack by an extremists group and the last would be convinced, stronger then ever before, that all xenos are an unacceptable threat to their survival.

[@kyleeames8229]

Well, you make some good points. To be honest, I may just be playing devils advocate to your position at this point but space is huge; we struggle to find rogue planets even in our own corner of space and even highly energetic phenomena like neutron stars. With the vast resources at the disposal of an interstellar civilization like the Stellar League, we would surely be able to search more of space but to say there’s nowhere to hide is grossly inaccurate. Moreover, even if it takes the remaining Last tens of thousands of years to recover, any competent civilization considers matters of the distant future as much as their resources and short-term conditions can possibly allow; especially once they grow to the scale of star systems and stellar clusters, though frankly we should start worrying about our future even as a mere planetary warring nations society. My point is that the Human society made a good call in this hypothetical war because a substantial relief and aid effort post-war combined with some very good diplomatic maneuvering may well be sufficient to ensure that the Last never go back to being space nazis. If the Craft were captured or destroyed, any surviving Last would invariably see this as an unforgivable hypocrisy. “So you don’t like genocide, you say? There’s only a few tens of thousands of us left!” The culture shock and internal conflict would eventually wear off, and that can be helped along by admittedly great effort on the part of the Stellar League. Besides, they’re so cute when they aren’t space nazis. LOL. you can’t honestly say you don’t want a talking space kitty as a friend.

[@nullpoint3346]

@@kyleeames8229 If you're looking at the right spot, you can't miss it. The problem is the shear overwhelming number of spots to look at, every single micron that you adjust the lenses could reveal or obscure everything. Stealth is impossible in space, there is absolutely no way to hide yourself or prevent yourself from being seen once something is actually looking at you, but it is statistical impossible for something to look at you.

[@patrickpercefull8278]

When a Human says, "RUN". He wants you to die exhausted. When he says, "Hide". He wants you to die in isolation.

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

8:16 FROM THE DEPTH OF HELL IN SILENCE CAST THEIR SPELLS EXPLOSIVE SILENCE

[@ergonamix9977]

RUSSIAN NIGHT TIME FLIGHT PERFECTED FLAWLESS VISION, UNDETECTED

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

@@ergonamix9977 A person of culture I see

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

ayy lmao we mooned the queen.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol , twice!

[@Meanslicer43]

I could honeslty see humanuty being so crazy as to throw a moon at someone during a fight. And i also could see that dyson swarm being turned into the final "f!ck you". Take all the power beams and focus ALL of that power on the craft as a final superweapon. Worst case, reverse the beams and focus all of them on the sun itself asome kind of forced supernova Then again this also doesnt matter when the Craft is already rather useless. Still. Forced supernova

[@Meanslicer43]

you know, i don't mind having this re-recommended. its worth the second listen.

[@eliandervalderen5849]

Yeah she's completely under estimating the ability for someone to hack and break into the technology that the last left behind

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@Anems60]

FYI the 57mm gun in the mosquito was adapted from the 6lb anti-tank gun which was in common use. The big change was the addition of a 21-round auto-loader. The 6lb could penetrate the front armour of a PzIV at 100m (which is definitely not practical!). However, it means that it could penetrate the rear armour of just about any German tank of the period. Firing this from an aircraft had increased its effective muzzle velocity.

[@qwattyeet4027]

Operation: I don’t want to see that anymore will commence in an hour

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@SkyboxMonster]

reminds me of a old batman cartoon episode. poker game with all of the villans one says "Batman was snooping around. he was getting closer and closer... "And?" "I THREW A ROCK AT HIM!"

[@ericwhite3526]

Thats a new way of getting mooned

[@seanrobert9661]

🌕

[@Cadiangrunt99]

all I can see is on those moons the words RIP AND TEAR had been painted.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@platinumchromee3191]

Then i don't see why the fuck Samuled didn't just make second BFG 10K,if it can shoot a hole into the surcace of Mars then two would be just fine against bigass space station

[@Renegadebane]

We threw 2 big balls of fear right up their backside.

[@BazilRat]

To quote another story: To be fair, we're *really* good at throwing rocks.

[@jameschastain1229]

Beautiful use of what is in essence nothing more than fire ships.

[@zharpain]

We got where we are by learning how to throw rocks. If it works it works.

[@mastersoap8652]

I've been waiting for so long to that last sentence , thank you it's so beautiful 😢

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you liked

[@davidragan9233]

Hmm that is one way of getting a larger moon for Mars and help with the terraforming.

[@claytondavis6835]

Tony stark: What? First time someone tried throwing a moon at you?

[@henryclem2487]

"they threw their MOONS at us?!" Yup, we mooned you pretty damn well. Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house- and especially don't throw them at the species that's been throwing stuff since day one. Also, a few more quips for the situation: We pitched you quite the curve ball. 8-ball, center pocket! "Let's give them the fast ball special!" "Use the force, Luke." "When I was in the Marine Corp, they gave us 2 sticks and a rock, for the whole platoon- and we had to share the rock!"

[@jakebrown3812]

Keep up the great work man, I can't wait for more of this series!!!!!!! You are amazing.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoy

[@sherylcascadden4988]

As usual, we throw rocks. Really big rocks.

[@komradedoggo]

rule 1 of space: dont touch the drug monkeys

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Let this be an example to ALL of you how Sentient beings SHOULD behave. In the face of war, disable weaponry, and show why war is a bad Idea. Even from a logical standpoint, war is a horrible idea. A waste of resources and lives that would be put to much better use improving both sides, or facilitating trade between them.

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

boring

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@lupaswolfshead9971 If you're bored, play a game or write a story. If you want to do those things for a job, do so.

[@ABronzeSoul]

(Some Guy on Mars) - Hey remember that really old movie Infinity War? (Other Guy on Mars) - Ya What about it. (Some Guy on Mars) - I have a good idea!

[@xessq1]

gives a whole new meaning to "mooning" your enemy....

[@sleiphnirdrawings]

It is very fitting for wars in these kinds of stories to be fought above Mars, the god of war. And Phobos, 'fear' to render the enemies offense useless

[@kaseymathew1893]

OK, the moons were a surprise. I was expecting MAC rounds.

[@yorneustein7851]

Eh this reminds me of the solar war in 40k where some came up with the idea to transform Pluto into the biggest ship mine ever ... yes they used a dwarf planet as mine ... YEET

[@grogvaughan5649]

Fear the Human words "hold my beer"

[@ethrsag735]

"FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL IN SILENCE!!!"

[@edua172]

Jajaja, I saw that coming the moment the author say that the ship disturbed the orbit of phobos and deimos

[@vlastimirvukovic]

Gorkamorka * seal of approval *

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Forking Squerril

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For Argo

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@EnergyBurst2]

The Last Have now SMEEEEELLLED WHAT THE ROCKS WERE COOKING!!!!!!!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@Vortex-7358]

"the one that was part of the insert name here" someone forgot to proof read xD

[@WanitaLund]

Hermes, the messenger of the gods and a thief lmao fitting

[@stoneknight865]

And we'll do it again

[@brianlips8346]

Thanks for the story 🙂☺️

[@objectiveice573]

"we finna smash this ship like someone smashing open a rock"

[@goby281]

Moon go woooosh!!

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank You for the reading

[@evernewb2073]

erm...sorry, I'm a bit confused here: why exactly is the person piloting a warship the size of a planet not only not thinking of actions that can be taken on a planetary scale but also utterly flabbergasted by their opponent chucking a couple of miniature moons at their ship? they just mentioned a frigging Dyson Array a minute earlier, point that thing at a planet and now you have a rocket engine half the size of a planet pushing that planet, point that thing at the incoming planet-sized warship and it stops being a problem in fairly short order, attacking this system with their described forces against it's described resources is utter suicide, hell, by the sounds of how things were going the only reason just facing the conventional fleet portion of the system's defenses wasn't a suicidal proposition was because the defenders were going to extreme effort to disable instead of destroy.

[@noctusdoesthings]

"Sorry, but we're better at this than you"

[@milesedgeworth3667]

And to think,this is us trying to NOT to kill yet

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp , its a "warning" shot

[@nickfulton8173]

Why wouldn't we throw moons at you. . . Where the boats not a big enough hint?

[@jeffreyokrzynski8039]

We'll give you the one finger salute

[@Angl0sax0nknight]

New sub , throughly enjoy these tales….

[@AgroSquerril]

thank you and glad you enjoy

[@H3xx99]

Very few problems cannot be solved by throwing a big enough rock at it.

[@additiveartificer9365]

Well that is some Luddic path move

[@sandykauffman8856]

Fire Ships , a Oldy but a Goody.

[@gemmel3197]

Been waiting for this, it didn't disappoint.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@wierdgamer3067]

Man, you need more subs

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@rwme4698]

Would be extremely difficult to hide in the asteroid belt. Average distance between any two objects is 600,000 miles.