Hunter x Dumber 2 (Hunter x Hunter Abridged) Completely Normal

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Created and Edited by: BuddyVA
Scripted by: BuddyVA and Grimmjack69
Cast:
BuddyVA - Gon, Killua, Kurapika and extras
Grimmjack69 - Leorio, Hisoka
PsnYomi133 - Big Bro
Eagle8Burger - Hanzo
MasterHirano - Netero
OmniBeneficial - Referee Guy
Chomper17 - Illumi
EnterExcaliborg - Satotz
Songs used:
One For the Money - Escape the Fate (OPENING SONG)
Hunter x Hunter OST

[@festivalyuuta]

"Even my grandmama?" "Even grandmama"

[@presleypadgett5900]

not grandmamma!

[@festivalyuuta]

Pres Padgett anyone but grandmama!

[@fernandogalian2794]

grand the door? :v

[@mysterywonder3863]

CraigZoldyck hi brother

[@festivalyuuta]

Killua Zodyck heyyyy

[@the_anime_ninja2338]

" YOU KICKED MY FACE!" " YOU BROKE MY ARM!" " I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER THAT!" me: * facepalm*

[@sammybuckets_]

book lover same😂

[@keithtate6003]

Goku: YOU PUNCH ME IN THE FACE! Frieza: YOU BIT MY TAIL! Goku: YOU PUNCH ME IN THE FACE! Frieza: YOU BIT MY F**KING TAIL! Goku: Well I haven't used my shirt.

[@asadhollow6477]

Thanks for saying what we just saw

[@smileyent.3055]

reminds me of tfs

[@aeoluspol1355]

he actually does get over it in like, 2 seconds

[@Yoshirocks7]

so was that the whole hunter exam arc in 2 episodes

[@MrTheDerper]

It's called abridged for a reason...

[@ryushinku6877]

A few monthsfor 20 something eps Or 12 years for the actual 20 eps Take your pick

[@MaybePlato]

Might as well just watch this instead of the real series so that you can save yourself 10 hours.

[@aydenwalker6093]

×10

[@pekkahmar1859]

@@MaybePlato have you watch the normal series of not go watch it its really good

[@jns6320]

"i have a baby up my bottom" that is so messed up LOL

[@jordanjone6272]

JN S meet me in tge playground in six months

[@bilgewaterbully9141]

@@jordanjone6272 im here

[@paxton4601]

I would like to point out that I was the 666th like of a comment from 5 years ago

[@imabutlerkirbydollhouse2308]

I can just picture illumi saying that he has no friends and hisoka just starting at him plotting his REVENGE

[@scargiv1067]

Hah I GET IT (Naruto reference)👏

[@chrollee]

Illumi:ugh I have no friends Hisoka:*fake coughs* AHEM! BiTcH wHaT aM i A rOaCh?

[@despoinagrigoropoulu563]

Yeah, actually Hisoka isn't Illumi's friend. In fact Hisoka wants to kill him like all the other people

[@sunandmoon976]

They are both crazy . .we can't expect normal friendship from them. But they both helped each other and know each other very well.

[@madysonjenkins8194]

its funny cause hisoka isnt illumis friend. hes his fiance

[@danielleburke2376]

Hanzo: Any last words? Gon: This is so unfair!!! Hanzo: *LAUGHS* I KNOW RIGHT! *breaks arm*

[@soggysalmon1763]

Gon: *YAAAAAAAA*

[@RRios0027]

@@soggysalmon1763 holy shit he broke his arm

[@АнитаЗлатева-д2ц]

“ see you later lil girl” “I’m not a girl” “ i knowww”

[@twonicelol]

Even Grandmama? Even Grandmama.

[@matthewr5548]

not grandmama

[@Xyla02]

+Evan Sines B-But why grandmama...

[@aboelphonse9842]

+Evan Sines fuck it im done

[@Mona-573]

Especially grandmama.

[@edgehog7462]

not Grandmama

[@strudelh]

killua is adorable

[@strudelh]

so cute!!

[@strudelh]

He's a boss!!

[@MrTheDerper]

He'll still gonna kill you even if you say that

[@JoninDropout]

+MrTheDerper lls

[@MrTheDerper]

kao kadri ?

[@Mellion555]

"There are really only 3 rules: No killing, no killing below the belt, and *no grabbing of the dicks.*" "Has that been a problem??" " *EVERY. GODDAMN. YEAR!!* " I laughed for 10 minutes straight on that line. X'D

[@whereismyseasontwo2500]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@sycamoreman9625]

has hisoka taken the hunter exam a few times before? 😉😉

[@suzannemelbourne1447]

Omg same 😂😭

[@dr.bright6272]

I was picturing him looking at that clown and the clown laughing

[@bethanygrishaw7159]

The way Saitama smiles about it

[@ScientificRigor]

“ *even grandmama* “ “ even grandmama” “ *not grandmama* “

[@notveggie.]

Grandmama

[@imasimp1088]

Grandmama

[@swollen.txt01]

Grandmama

[@VeryGoodMilks]

*Grandmama*

[@wheezycharmer]

Grandmama

[@martythemanatee9647]

"im tired of these motha fuckin snakes in this motha fuckin cave" - kurapika 2k15

[@matthewr5548]

"THEY BIT MY PEPE" leorio-2K15

[@sycamoreman9625]

oh my god kurapika is Samuel Jackson

[@nodeloliver6201]

@@matthewr5548 IT STILL HURTS WHEN I PEEEHEEEEE! -Le Oreo

[@Chrissaiyanjojoknight]

I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE MOTHER FUCKING SPIDERS IN THIS MOTHER FUCKING KURTA CLAN!(Should've been that about his own clan got killed by the Phantom Troupe BUT THIS IS Funny Reference i get it!(Dragonball Z Abridged did it too!😆))

[@animealcoholic490]

Its confirmed. The "Im a girl, I know" dude is Hisoka lmao

[@jesus_god_christ450]

His name is kurapika you test my spellings wrong

[@animealcoholic490]

@@jesus_god_christ450 its been 3 years. I dont get my comment 😂

[@jesus_god_christ450]

@@animealcoholic490 and

[@coli5309]

@@animealcoholic490 from first episode :))

[@ctoney0748]

@@animealcoholic490 the first episode 😭😭

[@АнитаЗлатева-д2ц]

“ Friends OH Killua you don’t need friends look at me i’ve never have any friends and i am completely normal” “ HEY guy we need you to continue the..” “ completely normal ... comle..tely... notmal....”

[@desdinovaincarnate9703]

that profile pic though

[@bryzenishizuka9961]

Ye lol

[@Kailz]

But your pfp 😅 wtf

[@Ominous_eye]

Your pfp gives me...uhhh...memories

[@hellfire9078]

N O R M A L O R M A L

[@alyssa7845]

NORMAL ORMAL RMAL MAL AL L

[@Nicktoonsgurl13]

+Drawberries L: -eats day old cake off the floor- Yes, I am normal

[@the_anime_ninja2338]

+Nicktoonsgurl13 L from death note?

[@xzenitramx666]

Jeremiah Batzer whats LAMRON

[@zaflash360z]

N O R M A L O o R r M m A a L l

[@australiadivinity5607]

Favorite part: Killua, OK, let me this you how this is going to go down. You all will give me all your bandages or I will kill this guy, all you friends, and your family. Hunter guy: Even Grandmama? Killua: Even Grandmama. Hunter Guy: Not Grandmama! Killua: You know what, screw this. (Kills Other Hunter Guy)

[@djthehero4187]

I died when leorio said, IT STILL HURTS WHEN I PEEEE! XD

[@koopa159]

"Oh shit they know!" I have no idea why that made me laugh so hard.

[@Roeclean]

Lol

[@CiaoTsu]

Meet me at the playground in 6 months

[@mrnuggett5984]

Sorry bro I was late can we still play

[@usedmop]

I’m sure it’s fine, it’s only been 5 years.

[@nagihiro1382]

Oops sorry I accidentally heard 6 years

[@oblivion_giant1233]

Illumi: I have never had any friends and I am completely normal Random guy: May you please continue the battle Then Illumi throws the knife at his face Illumi: Completely normal That made me laugh so hard

[@veronicagary7405]

Com-PLE-TLY N. O. R. M. A. L

[@grumpy8747]

"Ok everyone, ya'll shut the fuck up now" I died

[@levelupkarma7953]

"Mommy and Daddy are very...mad at you." 😂😂😂😂

[@nukapalooka8065]

I don't care that Kurapika looks like a girl, he's still my bae

[@googlesaurusrex]

Your bae? B-but-but...he doesn't have a penis?!

[@nukapalooka8065]

He doesn't!?... He's still precious :3

[@googlesaurusrex]

Heather D. Glenday Yeah he is precious :3 Just don't ask him to kill any "Spiders"....

[@nukapalooka8065]

FUCK THE SPIDERS my precious... KILL SPIDERS

[@CaramellNeko]

***** Your username is not retarded. It's gorgeous xD

[@suzannemelbourne1447]

I love illumi's voice in this

[@merrilbruce900]

5:16 Frickin’ knew that was Hisoka during the first Abridged episode....

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

How did you manage to make Illumi sound even creepier

[@grimmjack]

GUYS... Soon...

[@Mentro140]

HEY! ..guys.

[@krebz7804]

hey jack I love the yamada and the seven bitches series

[@philfrasure4085]

Grimmjack69 love your Hisoka voice dude! (Very late but I could give 2 shits) but srsly love the Hisoka voice ;-;

[@nero7263]

GRIMM...Hi

[@EnterXcaliborg]

"EnterExcal" I'm so cool my whole name doesn't even fit in the description. (ALSO GREAT JOB!)

[@UnoriginalGamer]

It got changed in the desciption... sorry, buddy

[@creaketh]

3:00 Gon talking for the next like 8 seconds is legitimately like official dub quality, well done.

[@fireballnephilium7426]

o.O REALLY 20 episodes in two?! Damn, didn't realize Hunter x Hunter was so long.

[@Whistrash]

The entire anime is really only 100+ something episodes all together. Which is actually much MUCH shorter than most long going shonen anime's. hell, I mean, look at one piece! They plan to keep that going for the next ten years!

[@manitstoast]

PrankstaLove also they did in twenty in what took the 1999 hxh around 30-40 episodes.. The 2011 has a really good pace for a long series

[@JordanGalle]

manitstoast I'm currently on Season 4, though I've never seen the original. It's incredible how fast you can just blitz through the episodes, and I enjoy their focus on how energy works a lot better than most anime. It's explained in such a delicately unique and quite understandable format.

[@fireballnephilium7426]

Jordan Galle I've already watched these 20 episodes and I'm shocked how it didn't feel like filler and how complete each episode feels. I never got that sense of completeness from Naruto, Bleach, or One Piece.

[@lisamae4651]

"I never had any friends, and I'm completely normal" "Um guys...? We need to continue the fi-" *Shoots him with needles* "Completely normal..." xD

[@Roeclean]

Understandable. Have a. Good day

[@hectorbarrera8046]

The funny thing between Hanzo and Gon, was that Gon *did* got over getting his arm broken immediately. He even got into a normal conversation with him during the match.

[@rottengirl3365]

Kurapika: I0M TIRED OF THIS MODEFUKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MODERFUKIN' CAVE! Kurapika: GON Gon: Yieeahh. That was hilarious xDD

[@JordanGalle]

Holy crap, that was amazing! Both episodes had me roaring with laughter!! XD You should totally commit, because this is awesome!!! Can't wait to see you do the Heaven's Arena!

[@li4680]

Hanzo: I am a ninja. I've been raised since a VERY young age to do these kinds of things. Therefore, you will admit defe- Gon (TRY ME BITCH) *Kicks him across his face. Hanzo: YOU KICKED ME - IN THE FACE! Gon: YOU BROKE MY ARM! Hanzo: I FUCKIN THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THAT! Gon: YOU BROKE MY ARM, LITERALLY LIKE A MINUTE AGO! I CAN'T GET OVER SOMETHING LIKE THAT QUICKLY! Hanzo: YOU LITTLE SHIT! (#OnlyGon)

[@konfucious5680]

Holy shit, you actually made more... FUCK YEAH!!! My cheeks hurt, I lost my shit- oh, and this was fucking hysterical.

[@Spongeman25]

Excellent quality. You should be getting more publicity for this.

[@raza8110]

And no grabbing of the dicks! Oh man I could not stop laughing nor get that line out of my head XD

[@johnstunt6957]

EVERY DAMN YEAR

[@PinkHitMe]

Hisoka was confirmed to have taken part in multiple hunter exams. I have a feeling that has something to do with it

[@naterobinson9506]

o_O 2:54 ..... Master Roshi :O

[@DinoDays703]

Nate Robinson ikr I thought the same thing.

[@chiakiplays4575]

When I was watching the part where Illumi talked to Killua about friends I was imagining that vine that goes, “I dont need friends they disappoint me”

[@summerelle_8547]

5:12 "meet me at the playground in 6 months" for some reason I found that Fxcking hilarious 😂

[@LikaLaruku]

1:02 It flew buy in a second, but "Butter's Ripoff" was my favorite joke.

[@Fillardmillmore]

What does that mean though

[@Carolinefdq]

​@@Fillardmillmoreit's a South Park reference.

[@senjoyxo]

"I-Is he lookin' over here?" "I think he is." "EW! AUGH! Fuck I know if I'm his friend! He's fuckin' weird!" I DIED.

[@mayacastaneda5609]

“ Hiii Killuaaa~” Everything about that situation is beautiful!

[@HHLLLLNN]

Hisoka:"Cya later little girl~" Kurapika:"I'M NOT A GIRL" Hisoka:"I know~~" Lmao

[@guavity4361]

Love the dbz abridged kinda thing with, “You kicked me in the face” “You broke my arm”

[@katelyn7046]

It was the “ hoiiii Killuaaa “ FOR ME LMFAO I CANT DHSJSJASKSJKA

[@arbknight12]

“You kicked me in the face!” “You broke my arm.” “You kicked me in the f**king face!” “Yeah well I still have one good arm, does that mean I win?”

[@MidKnightOTC]

4:53 leorio's reaction almost made me poop myself laughing lmfao

[@warp_skip]

I love hisokas voice in this. He randomly just says I've got a baby on my bottom LOL WTH

[@BubbaGumpLump]

0:40 “Even grandmama?” “ yes even grandmama” “Not grandmama” lmao

[@proxxei9906]

"Meet me at the playground in 6 months" Best quote.

[@JamesPosseHunt]

"Where the fuck do you think you're going you little shit?" This alone makes this fight better here than it was in the actual series

[@shotgunpete5117]

I love how much Netero's voice sounds like Master Roshi, it fits him perfect.

[@lonewolfsounds7339]

Gon: This is so UNFAIR!! Hanzo: I know right haha!

[@patriciab9437]

YOU KICKED MY FACE! Me:YOU BROKE HIS- Gon:YOU BROKE MY ARM

[@yvelissepaulino3324]

my favorite parts: 1)''even grandmama?'' ''even grandmama'' 2)'' YOU KICKED MY FACE'' "'YOU BROKE MY ARM'' i thought we were over that ''You broke my are like a minute ago i cant get over something like that so quickly'' '' YOU LITTLE SHIT!''

[@nisim04]

0:11 this is the fastest i ever laughed out loud from a dumb joke! XD

[@Someone-ui8pg]

4:12 “You dont need friend” I dont need friends, they disappoint me

[@TheNahaw]

You have no idea how long I have waited for this. And it was so worth it!!!!! I love it can't wait for episode 3!! Good job

[@grapejuice3971]

The first line Kurapika said: "I'm tired of all these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking cave!" Is actually a reference to the movie "Snakes on a Plane" where one of the characters says,"I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" either that or it's just a coincidence

[@shikyoo]

Gon's laugh after kicking the ninja guy in the face got me so hard 💀💀

[@HelghastxISA]

"Even grandmama?" "even grandmama" "Not grandmama!"

[@bo0ooat]

Allumi: "I've never had any friends" Then what about Hisoka? He seems like your friend

[@SuperZeroman123]

Killua: "Wow, what happen to you guys?" Gon: "Well..." *Flashback.* Kurapika: "I'm tired of all these motherfucking snakes! And this motherfucking CAVE!! Gon!" Gon: "Neaah..." Kurapika: Jump into that pile of Snakes so we can get the anditote so we can heal Leorio!" Leorio: "They bit my peepee!!" Gon: "I'm on it! Haaargh!!!" Gon: "Nnnooothing muuuuch..."

[@tokyosnoodles]

2:44 thanks for the backstory saitama

[@h0wlsc4stle]

OMG IM DYINGGG “Ok y’all shut the fuck up now”

[@hannahPanda97]

"THEY BIT MY PEEPEE" -Leorio

[@Myro-ui7xz]

I am very normal I am very normal I Am Very Normal.

[@thedogedude556]

0:31 turn on captions there's a little suprise

[@BipBash]

This is just amazing! You should be famous in the abridging community! :3

[@timothytucker799]

How the duck do you make Hisoka weirder than he already is

[@bingus4795]

"IT BIT MY PEEPEE" -Leorio "Oh Killua, you don't need friends. Look at me, I've never had friends and I'm completely normal" -Illumi 4:26 asmr video

[@milkybba3745]

hE bIt mY pEpE me:*chokes on food*

[@damianoropeza671]

I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE MOTHER F-ING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHER F-ING CAVE!!!

[@julychee23]

0:12 That settles it, I'm naming my first child Kurapika :3

[@playpus]

Omg...please...please make more. I laughed so hard I woke people up in my house and they were all like "Hey!? How you gonna wake Black Timmy up during his beauty nap!?" person I woke up saw the first episode and I laughed so hard I cried.

[@DarkFox786]

3:37 im like realized wait wha? thats.... POPO!

[@awon6518]

Hisoka telling Kurapika to meet him at the playground haha

[@evelyneisenhower8338]

"GIRLY BOY" Stop saying my husband looks like a girl!!! XD LOL its true tho.

[@distortedsoulz5838]

I freaking love the opening song it's one of my favorite songs and it in my opinion goes well with this abridged version

[@Giornowithoutamustache11]

“IT STILL HURTS WHEN I PEE!!!” Leorio, 2011. XD

[@MidosujiSen]

I cant wait for the next episode, hopefully it'll be longer. I really want to see the chimera ant arc abridged.

[@MidosujiSen]

This series is still hilarious 5 years later lol. My dumbass thought they'd reach the Chimera Ant arc within a few years. 5 years later and they're only about halfway through Heavens Arena lmao.

[@MidosujiSen]

"9 years ago" PAIN.

[@BillieEilishsWife01]

Netero: I hope they don’t find out I shit my britches! Me: Killua and I knew all along Mr. Netero👀

[@igottafart6329]

Watching this is the living room with no headphones, mom thinks I'm watching adult shows or some shit lmaooo

[@kidontheinternet8107]

Song is surprisingly fitting

[@gianesisgonzalez1847]

*Hisoka passes his new name pedophile* *gon passes his new name butters rip off* *kuripika passes his new name girly boy* *leorio passes his new name annoying loud XD

[@SalimSrewhHxH]

lol you're amazing! keep going! keep up the hard work!

[@chocolat13angel]

I AM BEGGING YOU, PLEASE CONTINUE THIS UNTIL THE END. Please and thank you, these are too funny XD

[@MrAlexH1991]

Netero sounds like Master Roshi. Netero sounds like Master Roshi. *N E T E R O S O U N D S L I K E M A S T E R R O S H I .*

[@Aquarica]

Haha that was amazing. I love that intro. And Killua when he met his brother. XD Loved it! Good work, keep it up.

[@winniethepooh9807]

Who else thought that when Hanzo was introduced they’d play Sadness and Sorrow from Naruto in the background!?

[@buckwadecaanan8447]

2:52 I don't think he could get anymore badass than that

[@kevinbennett5856]

Master Roshi what you're doing here? 1:38

[@armandxylit]

Seriously good series! The sense of humour in this, keeping in mind the story is 100% accurate with the real anime. Lol'd all the way through thanks Shmuck!

[@RamboBeast64]

Not gramama! Btw was that a tfs reference around 2:56?

[@meboring1174]

there's going to be someone who watches this instead of the actual series and that gives me pleasure in life

[@Minako-u2o]

"Alright everyone shut the fuck up now" lmao

[@signasigna4135]

"meet me at the playground in 6 months" got me lmao