Hydraulic Crane Seat-Scooter Pimp #2

[@colinfurze]

This was a challenge, you look back and it's simple but its a lot in a small space and it works a treat. So one more mod in phase 1 so what do you want to see added next. oh and subscribe if you haven't as it makes the scooter smile.

[@outlawsforlife3692]

colinfurze cool video

[@bvvvrbvvrurvno7884]

you should make a fan out of a piston engine

[@jamesmoore2007]

Sweet..

[@joefurlong5756]

colinfurze you should add a rack for fireworks on like a trailer or something

[@aronforthofer539]

Colin, could you give my friend some tips on how to make his lawnmower go faster without making his parents ground him? His channel is called Clueless Gearhead.

[@AppalachianBonsai]

"I'm not an engineer. I just buy tools and try to use them." Amen! Keep it up!!

[@91forever]

Should be everyone's philosophy

[@thedon1262]

Appalachian Bonsai it opens my eyes you know. Its like every one can do this with his budget and time :P

[@984francis]

It's not the ability to use tools that maketh engineer, it's the ability to have ideas and make them work. So in my estimation he is an Engineer.

[@crglwr5648]

Appalachian Bonsai I just buy them for my family and neighbors to steal Until I eventually lose it and burn A bit of paper with their name on. 😂😂😂

[@vibeandride2984]

This should be pinned

[@Admiral_Obvious]

I wish the average person actually knew the amount of work it takes to build something like that, as well as the quality of your work. You do very nice work and it's always awesome to see the things you build. Awesome JOB!

[@pai1238]

RntUsmRt nobody ever is going to appreciate this video, only the ones who are related to machinery. Even more, the one that designed this mobility coach wouldn't ever dreamed of something like that can be done. Is a masterpiece!

[@speisequark2]

I'm average but seriously, you can build that within a couple of hours, it's really not that difficult...

[@nateweber]

Speise Quark what do you mean it’s not difficult!

[@MrMicrolin]

Speise Quark you don't have a clue about how much work is put into a lot of his stuff . Two hours you having a laugh . making all the parts . Dream on .more like two weeks ..

[@speisequark2]

So easy!

[@hacksmith]

I have gotta start playing with hydraulics... so awesome! Looking forwards to the test video!

[@colinfurze]

there fantastic but so expensive, lucky I over ordered for hulk buster muhahaha.......shit eBay might be watching

[@raygoo7477]

I like how you guys are pimping up a J.B. spy car and colin is pimping up a mobility scooter

[@archangelluniv8849]

Hacks it I'm a fan

[@reecemilne7748]

the Hacksmith I can't wait until you start using hydraulics there are so many possibilities love the videos keep up the good work

[@merlin_V2]

ask your friend to programm a gyro to keep the seat level by it self

[@jtac8]

"I'm not an engineer, I just buy tools and try to use them" Me: I chose the wrong career.

[@itsmisterchris]

Doit after work.n u'll succeed

[@MrRolnicek]

Oh PLEASE include an air horn from a cargo ship. Probably very good way to weaponize it too.

[@tommihommi1]

those things are larger than the entire scooter m8

[@MrRolnicek]

Aww, that's a shame. Can you imagine though?

[@ellencameron3775]

HOWEVER, a small compressor and an air horn out of, say, a semi-truck, that might be doable....

[@St0ob]

TRAIN HORNS?

[@MrRolnicek]

ellen cameron This is Colin, he could pull off an air horn powered by a small pulse jet. Those things are loud on their own, now if you amplified that sound as much as possible...

[@AutoAddictionMedia]

Nice! How about making a wheelie bar to stop it tipping over?

[@NiliMoto]

Auto Addiction and then go to nurburgring with it ;)

[@greenthizzle4]

TakeAmericaBackfromISRAEL a member of what?

[@criz4rachiie]

I was thinking make four legs that swing out like they have on most trucks that have built in cranes/winches👍🏻

[@awesomestuff9715]

who need safety? *scoffs*

[@Bogdammit]

TakeAmericaBackfromISRAEL Oh I member

[@henryatkinson1479]

"Its not the safest thing ive ever made" - man who made a jet bike, and an insanely fast go-kart then drove both to the limit without any sort of safety equipment.

[@JamesSmith-ux3ht]

He always wears his safety tie!

[@gimiesome]

Don't forget The Wall Of Death...

[@BriarHood]

Or the hoverbike.. 2 giant horizontal human choppers you sit on.

[@justweed8267]

That' s one reason why I keep watching Colin' s videos

[@SergioEduP]

the safety tie is all that is needed for this sort of thing, why do you think he never takes it off?

[@CH-gm6rl]

I can only imagine him as an old man making gadgets to get out of the old folks home

[@AzH1988UK]

Imagine the stories he can tell the great grandkids about the things he's made lol

[@Monolith308]

He’d make a mobility scooter VBIED to get out!

[@masonlahoe2931]

What do you mean he will never be in one because he'll make a machine that makes him not age lol

[@Rubber_Kappa]

Lil penisbig this guys gonna invent immortality

[@jimmyjohns6516]

@@AzH1988UK imagine the stuff his grandkids will find in his attic 😂

[@beakz]

You need to get James Bruton to sort you out a control unit, so it syncs all the hydraulics to get you up and down easier. Of course it needs a disable switch so you can Furze it :)

[@Tom_Plumb_PHS]

I was thinking the same thing. Some stablisier arms that come out too and itd be good for cleaning the gutters. 😂😂😂

[@pieterpossenier4191]

yeah, just a little arduino that records the perfect sequence to go from the lowest to the up position, if you attach it under the seat you can use the "level sensor" to control the seat, so no matter where you are it lets te seat stay flat. it's something that james could program in like 1 hour.

[@VOTEFORWHIP]

i like this just like it is, Colin way:)

[@reforzar]

“I’m not an engineer, I just buy tools and try to use them.”

[@dirtjumper23]

sounds like an engineer to me!

[@arturPiolhO]

Sory of my life! but never work

[@AbdulRahman-lb7bv]

By Colin furze

[@barbonson_richards]

Sounds like an engineer to me

[@ryanswanson126]

That's good enough for a legal disclaimer I think.

[@kiwiclasher3619]

What a refreshing change of pace in the way these clips are made. The music is awesome and the random things you do. Best channel I've found on KZbin in so long. You're a bloody dag

[@MuricaMusic]

Thanks for playing our song Colin, once again another brilliant video - keep 'em coming!

[@catfinger]

Don't leave me this, WAAAAAAAAY!

[@colinfurze]

brilliant song, it will get used again I'm sure

[@dylanhall328]

Awesome music! Glad I got to hear it, nice work guys.

[@MuricaMusic]

Cheers Chrylix, much appreciated!

[@papabeer1001]

No thank you band I didnt know yet!

[@Mike-jx2uj]

You should definitely dress up as an old man and go in shops and put this to the test

[@simontay4851]

Yes, definitely!

[@abc-p9l6d]

that would be fucking awesome @colinfurze

[@digitaIgorilla]

Can you imagine seeing him going along the aisle next to you, higher than the shelving? 😂😂😂

[@Shortlors]

That was a very nice idea!☺

[@TylerFritsch90]

I hope he does it!

[@LostDryerSocks]

I was going to ask why, but then I realized it's not about why; it's about why not?

[@Leofred2000]

Why? So you can get the pornmags from the top shelfs. Didnt you see the video?

[@mandrac2]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIHTep2eqcx6oJI

[@lferb517]

That's the whole concept of this channel

[@willelliott8100]

Glatatos SCIENCE ISN'T ABOUT WHY! IT'S ABOUT WHY NOT!

[@Graytail]

Colin Furze, throwing engineering at the internet and seeing what sticks.

[@davidscothern8513]

"I'm not an engineer" Yes, yes you are. Regardless of qualifications or employment, you're the epitome of an engineer.

[@scottwhitley3392]

David Scothern yep, half the engineers the universities shit out these days couldn’t wire a plug

[@davidscothern8513]

@@scottwhitley3392 Absolutely true. To be fair, that doesn't make them less of an engineer, just a different type. If they've got a good grasp of materials science, CAD, how to design an efficient structure and how to create something manufacturable, they're engineers even if they haven't got practical skills. Likewise Colin can obviously design and make; he's clearly an engineer even if he doesn't have the qualification. It's a broad field.

[@FireAndGasoline]

Thats awesome! It needs some outriggers for stability.

[@Tugabud2]

Yes, that is what was thinking, like stabilizers on backhoes. Or rocket stabilization like a space shuttle.

[@Oosh21]

A bigger safety tie is all he needs.

[@BEdmonson85]

Definitely needs outriggers especially if you plan to let anyone anyone else "ride". Bit of a liability otherwise.

[@pascha4527]

Newtronwest Easier than this, add a restrictor somewhere in the piping. It may be harder on the pump, but its so much easier.

[@vollpfosten5249]

To make it easyer to go up and down an electronic steering thingi which controls how much it goes forward back or whatever direction maybe should be added

[@Ewanm9389]

lets just remind everyone this mad man was a plumber lol, now hes making hulkbusters and a cherry picker mobility scooter, hats off to you Colin.

[@andrewglinski4722]

“Son, your grandma died last night” Kid: “WHAT? But how?” Dad: “falling out of her chair.” Son: “ but that’s not deadly.” Dad. “She was 8 meters in the air... and she hit the ceiling first.”

[@colinfurze]

I just like making new 1st world problems

[@ahmadjani1000]

Andrew Glinski hahahahah yeah thats the crime scene 😂😂

[@samhicks6189]

Lol

[@cavemann_]

Who has an 8 meters ceiling?!

[@peepiepo]

I guess she went through the ceiling first

[@BigTpetty]

GIVE THIS MAN MORE LOVE! He’s easily the best fabricator on KZbin! Go Colin!!

[@FDB77]

“I’m not an engineer.” Colin Furze 2018.

[@SchiwiM]

he's saying this while engineering stuff, brilliant ;)

[@JessicaBiros]

FDB 7 Trust, me, he's not. He is, however, a great designer and prototyper, and, in theory, product developer.

[@thedestroyer3262]

He's not got any engineering qualifications, his profession before youtube took off for him was plumbing.

[@cornovii3012]

An engineer probably would not go anywhere near Colins projects because of health and safety reasons and not wanting to kill people just like this one :-D

[@Randommmmm204]

I think he was actually a plumber. Not sure about that one.

[@lucasmoriones22]

If you add an arduino, and reduce the flow rate of the pump you could synchronize all 3 actuators and have the chair elevate perfectly level while keeping the center of gravity centered in between the axles. You could even go a step further and add pressure sensors to each weel to see in which direction the center of gravity is moving to keep it stable, or you know, calibrate the program over 4 scales.... Amazing development though!!!!

[@jakerhodes2105]

Lucas Moriones I know right I was thinking the exact same idea

[@dootslayer1402]

Just add wheelie bars

[@dootslayer1402]

Or weights in the front(or both)

[@user2C47]

you would need rotary encoders for that.

[@semwinter1822]

Can you explain that in normal kid terms

[@dannys69]

Make the scooter controllable from the top

[@Jesus_friggin_christ]

If you started driving while in the air I'm afraid it would tip over, it was barely stable when standing still.

[@yummyhi1]

Good idea but he needs to find a way to keep it from tipping

[@k.c.r1884]

Maybe put extending arms since he has hydraulics already in place May be control them arms that extend front back right and left using hydraulics or install another pump in the basket and make it look nicer

[@k.c.r1884]

@DOUBLEBANGERZ it needs support side to side the most and front and rear would be amazing

[@EdwiN254]

Yea... maybe add like 2 tons then it will be a great ideea

[@clausmadsen6754]

The quality of engineering and workmanship is absolutely fantastic. A pleasure to watch. Which, I guess, why I AM watching

[@GRAHAMAUS]

"not the safest thing I've ever made". It probably is actually. Idea: you could probably knock up a fairly simple Arduino arrangement to synchronise the worm drive motor with the lift so that the seat stays level automatically. You just need an angle sensor on the seat arm, like an optical encoder. If Arduino programming isn't your thing, put a shout out on the 'net - someone will offer ;-)

[@wotever99ninynine]

whats the other guy, xrobots or something? he could knock one of those out in no time. (james bruton)

[@gearb0x]

yep looks like a job for james bruton, doesnt even have to be optical, even a mechanical variable resister should work (a little bit more noise obviously)

[@thom17043]

It doesn't even have to be that complex. A simple setup of tilt switches on the seat to control the hydraulic motor would probably work. Too far out of level and the motor switches on one direction - too far the other way and the motor switches on the other direction.

[@MattOatesUK]

If you had a level sensor in you wouldn't need to sync the two it could just keep level all the time regardless, even if you're going up hill or something :D

[@thom17043]

Exactly. It would have more advantages other than just extending the boom and not falling off - basically a steady-cam seat. ;)

[@MichaelBerthelsen]

Colin, obviously you need controls on the other side for hydraulically deployable supports, one on each corner!😁😁😁

[@kaspernbs]

Only need a set on the rear corners.

[@savitrrakatamatah7256]

Obviously

[@jg90gt]

Agree

[@HankHill4]

It would be cool to dress up as an old man go in a store and grab something from top shelf using time left would be so cool to see peoples reactions

[@jimsand7815]

Hank Hill YES

[@RichySilvaGaming]

Hank Hill please do this colin

[@최윤식-i7w]

Hank Hill ㅇ

[@gearViewmirror]

'Don't leave me this way' is an absolute rocker, love it, great guitar tone! A pleasure, as always Prof. Furze! 🤘🎸

[@oz9213]

Colin is tops. Great attitude, good music, hands down the best you tube channel imo

[@Pegasvs]

Take this to a concert

[@OscarAlexanderClark]

Yes!! Best seat in the place!

[@loganm2766]

*moshpit starts*

[@Vemppu_Lutku]

Logan M rip.

[@YKW-YouKnowWhat]

Yes, it's good in open air British gigs, where usually rains and mud is deep.

[@XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX]

You're a complete madman! Never change.

[@nxthan3503]

Remember bob the builder? This is him now Feel old yet?

[@smilejenkins]

This man still looks like hes in his 20s what are you talking about

[@idiotsimulator8055]

@@smilejenkins Are you an idiot?

[@dootslayer1402]

Wasn't Bob an adult, albeit not a very bright one?

[@rjs198585]

Neil morrisey narrated him

[@nicovc6585]

@@idiotsimulator8055No, he's r/woooshed

[@BigPapaPenguin]

How has this guy not got at least 20million subs he is by far the most hardworking youtuber out there he deserves it

[@RudyBleeker]

Also, that would mean we'd be owed 14 insane fireworks displays!

[@jsmgaming1062]

Hes not hard working. Hes building stuff that he just thinks "this will be fun to do!" Then hes just lucky the internet loves it so he can do it more offen and as a job

[@jsmgaming1062]

Btw im not aginst him i love his vids

[@Ressi1692]

J M S Gaming Bud, his tone just say's "Fuck it, let's do this!" That doesn't mean he's not working his ass off... I hope this isn't like a "Fuck you!" thing this is supposed to be a I'm just pointing this out...

[@adonislysandrou386]

J S M Gaming Im sorry but this is most definitely hard work that hes doing. In fact, its far beyond that because not only is he demonstrating beautiful feats of creativity and engineering hes doing it in a puny time frame with little to no formal engineering training AND on top of that he edits and posts all of his videos on a WEEKLY basis, again, with no sort of formal training. So i would definitely say he is worthy of the title "hardworking."

[@starshot5172]

You should add stability legs!

[@wildonemeister]

A tad longer safety tie - perferably one with stripes = enough!

[@VolosVibes]

Don't worry about it not being on Furzeday, as long as you enjoy what you do and make things like this pure perfection!

[@VolosVibes]

LOVE this mini series!

[@mikaxms]

It is Furzeday in Furze land aka Europe.

[@VolosVibes]

So it's also Furzexit...

[@colinfurze]

yeah if I miss the deadlines I miss them, I've set the bar high with past projects that making stuff each week isn't that practical anymore lol

[@POOFAYMANN]

I cannot find the words to describe how much I love this man 😂

[@corsai7506]

Buy a dictionary then

[@co-ek6ec]

Fakyo israel👹👹🐷🐖🐷 Vivi palstin ❤❤

[@kellie5476]

Is it safe? No. Do I still want one? Yes!

[@2450logan]

When I see those magazines my mobility scooter isn't the only thing to rise up..... 😏

[@colinfurze]

boom

[@2450logan]

colinfurze sorry I had. To be fair the beauty of the piping is getting me aroused lol.

[@seanrobinson7464]

... It'll be my legs... GOT 'EM.

[@YungCarl10]

logan thompson your hopes will

[@leukinthemorning]

YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE COOLEST OLD GUY! The one that chase's and races the bad boys on his mobility scooter and when things get rough he grabs a firework rocket launcher and takes them all down

[@isaacdyckid1774]

Furze: "It's not the safest thing I ever made." Me: "Is anything safe you make?"

[@DIO-nm2ut]

@Ollie Neil hm

[@mynameajeff5884]

I never realized but you gotta do a lot of editing But you haven’t decreased the quality of the vids after you get tired,that shows how much he loves doing this💙

[@Khaymann]

Yeah I really love him and he's doing a great job on his videos, but don't forget the quality doesn't decrease because he earns (lots of) money with youtube, so he better keep doing a good job if he wants the money to flow :D (which is totally understandable, my point is, dont be so naive ;))

[@SDSBBQs]

*You Sir... Do such great work. Thanks for taking the time to do this.*

[@PCUBED09]

"Not safe at all. OOOHH **falling from 3 meters** How I like it!"

[@shaolinwisdom]

One thing is for sure is you have endless patience. I'd have jumped into a lake during a thunderstorm 20 times before I finished this.

[@BeatRush2011]

Stick an Arduino with a Gyroscope / Accelerometer on the seat, program it as a PID controller which steers the seat motor and seat levelling problem solved!

[@viggoavatar]

Gyro is enough, accelerometers are a pain to program rwliably and are not really made for this purpose. Also: gyroscopes use quite complicated coding and calculations, like a quaternion. Not really a thing for a non coder (even a task for a computer engineer). I havent tried it with arduino though, only 32 bit cortex m0+

[@krass76]

there probably is a library that makes using a gyro quite simple on Arduino...

[@tommihommi1]

yeah, it heavily depends on which chip you use, though. Some have sensor data fusion from gyro and accelerometer built in and deliver quaternion data via i2c, if you can get the library to work, that is.

[@BeatRush2011]

Tom Lelie Gyroscopes do in fact make the matter much more complicated as all they can measure is angular acceleration and not absolute angle. But in Furze's case it would absolutely suffice to use just accelerometer data of the rotated axis. The acceleration will vary between -1g and +1g, depending on the accelerometer's angle relative to Earth's center of gravity. As this acceleration value is directly proportional to the angle, it should just be a matter of reading out the acceleration value of one axis and dividing it by a given constant. Of course, you can do extra filtering and smoothing of the result. But as can be seen for example in GreatScott's spirit level video, the deviations between measurements are on a scale of ±0.1° when using a sensor such as the MPU-9250. This would be an absolutely acceptable value which could be fed into a PID library and thus determined in which direction and how much the seat motor should move. Using a PID, it would be possible to adjust each parameter so the motor moves as smoothly as possible. (But of course, never forget to include a manual override switch, in case something goes wrong.)

[@consultkeithyoung8982]

Just make sure to test it with a simulated/dummy load. Cause yeah you don't want to be sitting there as you fidget with PID values.

[@JackSparrow-gh5ur]

Right now hacksmith is working on a spy car and I thought, maybe you should do something like that. Yes the scooter is sort of like that but maybe try something bigger. I'd love to see you make an apocalypse van. Like one to match your bunker!

[@user-yn6rr5dt8s]

Second that !!

[@justweed8267]

Why apocalypse van? Let Colin then go straight to home made TANK.

[@justweed8267]

BIGER = BETTER soo yes, he should

[@doubledarefan]

Build a robot that eats snow and turns it into bricks. Sure, it's early, but get building, so it will be done in time for Snow Season!

[@Omfgwhtavid]

In the UK lol?

[@fixit4182]

We call it winter in Albert, 🇨🇦

[@bojunchoi6354]

Double Dare Fan so a compressor?

[@PureM_]

In England good luck there

[@Vrydie.]

like, if you don't know where he gets all that tools

[@kdq100]

I genuinely think this is one of the nicest build you have done!

[@electronicsNmore]

LOL. A work of art, but also a death trap.

[@abstractora]

or a second tie

[@wamplertube]

If it hasn’t been set yet… You need to get James from X robots located in the UK to sort out some kind of Arduino controller program for that! Another amazing build, who cares if it’s necessary! LOL

[@renkomuller1068]

There's a Jet engine Missing...

[@SergioEduP]

i was expecting at least two but this is still cool

[@musikSkool]

Jet engine powered cayenne powder launcher. For self defense. Of course, when it goes wrong, probably unsafe for the User.

[@mafa5478]

We need four jet engines

[@felixwood450]

coolest you-tube channel.. on you-tube really! love your work bro

[@CrucialMuzic]

Looked super fun raising yourself up on it, then almost had a heart attack when you tried going back down. Needless to say I'll wait in line and pay 1$ for this ride, please :)

[@adavid3002]

I love this project! Maybe you could build some extend stands in the front and the back that gives extra stability when you rise up

[@tombreen8146]

Dont worry. He has a safety tie

[@Bangie]

This would be epic at sporting events to get a better view!!

[@colinfurze]

silverstone springs to mind as you can never see much there is your general admission

[@Bangie]

colinfurze aye indeed! Get ya self there for motogp end of this month! I only once had a general admission ticket, never again haha. Always get same seats each year now down at woodcote grandstand. Would be a good video demonstration of your scooter! Keep up the good work Colin. :)

[@tommihommi1]

It would be absolutely amazing if you got permission to film there during an event!

[@SoullessScythe]

im on a midnight binge watch marathon, and i was watching these and got hooked, lol, but ive been doing stuff like this since i was 14, im 22 now, so im having fun with these design ideas

[@sublis939]

How to get sitting at a concert

[@simontay4851]

Oh yes! This would be *perfect* for that. You just raise the hydraulic seat and you can see above everyone elses head.

[@The01Ace]

SUBLIS GAMING Just don't take it to a metal concert. They'll find out how unstable it is and push it over.

[@dakotatheguy7144]

Now you need to make a long telescoping steering wheel so you can still drive while your up high😂

[@simontay4851]

Yes! So much that!

[@s1d3k1ckRO]

Too unstable unless he builds hidraulic legs with wheels that extend when he's up

[@hanswoast7]

Old people often forget to drink enough water. The police also forces protester back with water. I think you can combine that to defend against inner and outer threats. Maybe you can build a 360° sprinkler system and also a tap that gives you some water to drink, too. The ultimate pensioner care weapon system!

[@SergioEduP]

that's a genius idea right there!

[@seismictuning1881]

Crazy, Mental, Clever, hilarious, just beautifully engineered madness, hydraulics are awesome, love it !!!

[@vSCOP3Zz]

This could possibly be the best channel on youtube

[@kronostime8146]

Definitely has the best music of any channel on KZbin.

[@nekhumonta]

Possibly?

[@starshot5172]

Colin, you are the absolute best

[@lolzlarkin3059]

So many things are wrong with this. But still... 10/10 would recommend.

[@scorninpc]

your reactions about your creations are too much for me hahaha nice man!!!

[@mikaxms]

Where's the flamethrower and the jet engine?

[@colinfurze]

never said it was finished

[@martijn9568]

colinfurze You're making me worried

[@OliverKuiz]

Colin, you should add some breaks on it so when you go up and down, you can ignite some breaks and it won't wobble about and fall over.. Also, any chance of an Engine being put on board?

[@RealUnimportant]

He did say at the beginning of the first part that this one's not getting an engine because he's done that before.

[@theyeetman1817]

Colin is like the a-team except he doesn’t use the stuff he builds to fight people, he uses it for fun

[@FredCracklin]

Colin is definitely the son of Murdoch if there ever was one.

[@wendyandmanny]

And he loves it when a plan comes together.

[@Ressi1692]

*pulls out cigar* Fuck yeah!

[@nicolopasini4424]

Great job!!! To keep the seat parallel to the ground you can mount an articulated parallelogram, instead of the second motor.. In this eay you can easily control the height of the seat with only one motor and use the second motor for a fine tilt adjusting.. Far more easy!

[@greenwoodorganics4681]

Suggestion 1: Figure out the smoothest combination of moves to get you up and down, then etch/program those (sorry I'm not that familiar with electronics) into a small circuit controlled by one big lever to go up or down. Then you don't have to mess around with 3 different controls and it'll look cooler/more smooth. Suggestion 2: Mod the wheelbase again so it can climb onto high pavements by driving straight into them (and maybe stairs). Suggestion 3: Don't do anything to it that makes it unusable in real life. I know a lot of your inventions fit into the "crazy toy" category and rightly so, but what I like about this one is I can actually see an old man going around a shop with it and casually using the lift to reach the shelves. It would be so cool to make this super functional and "shop friendly", give this to an older relative/friend/neighbour of yours and see them actually using it without dying or setting the shop on fire. Suggestion 4: For self defence, the most likely situation I guess is someone robbing the user and running away. So you should put a Bola cannon on the front. From wikipedia: "A bola is a type of throwing weapon made of weights on the ends of interconnected cords, used to capture animals by entangling their legs." That could be fun. Suggestion 5: Also put a teenager deterrent on it (one of those high pitched sound emitters) and possibly some sort of hydraulic leg sweeper to knock the legs out from under any yobs next to the scooter.

[@nf794]

Or make the whole thing a big tazzer🤣

[@Pope_Protein]

Put a mountable minigun on the bac

[@planetearth8044]

You spelled "jobs" wrong on the last line Edit. Nvm i read the rest of the sentance

[@azlisilver]

This guy.... AWESOME!

[@laughingomen]

colinfurze dude i love your music selection, it reminds me of the old tony hawk games. Your channel is awesome +1 subscriber

[@user-fb2xl8zn5e]

your choice of music is always spot on man love it

[@kaivalook]

"I'm not an engineer, I just buy tools and try and use em" needs to be on a t-shirt

[@OriginalMomo]

Best line ever... “I may make stupid things, but I make ‘em as best I can...” ... 😂👌🏻😂

[@watafak23982]

Someone: I bet you can't make a vehicle that can feed you, do your homework, swim, fly, drive in rough terrain, save the planet, fix air pollution, feed the pets and function as a normal car... colinfurze: Challenge accepted

[@semperparatus3685]

Your Techniques Are Awesome! Out-freaking-standing!

[@sebbes333]

*Who else wants Colin to increase the power on the big upwards piston, to make it into a trebuchet-chair?* (So it can launch a 90kg Colinfurze projectile over 300 meters ;P )

[@tanngerin]

Yes.

[@fazer12779]

Go on robot wars 😃

[@nathandodds5647]

"I may make some stupid things...but I try to make 'em the best I can"-----That needs to be put on a T-shirt...

[@bigshoe9130]

This is well impressive. Love your channel man - never fails to be an incredible watch.

[@Jonathan-ih9sm]

This a channel with fantastic music!👌

[@MuricaMusic]

Bugs3500. Glad we could help!

[@digitaIgorilla]

Yes we come for the music 😶

[@AflacMan13]

Hydraulic outriggers mate. ;-) You've got a wee bonny lad tuh think bout right?

[@jasonlopez7096]

Daniel Nunya Bidnezz thank u

[@nhcs2k]

Add a wheelie bar for safety reasons, to not flip over like seen in the video.

[@gogolego7869]

do you think anything is supposed to be safe here

[@dahorn100011]

He's wearing his saftey tie. So there is no need ;)

[@hajmola7605]

You've got cnc cutting, vertical drill, lathe and all kinds of things man I love it!❤️

[@CrazyGamer-eg9jt]

Person: So what do you do for a living? Colin: Yes

[@Violetmoon369]

Should put some brace legs to stabilize the machine :P

[@zef_markaj03]

*WoW ! My grandmother need's this*

[@Leofred2000]

Shes having issues reaching the top shelfs?

[@mikehawk2610]

You remind me of baird from gears of war after reading the books, very confident and mildly sceptical of all your inventions. I like it.

[@digitaIgorilla]

No rockets or lazors? Still love it. Nice one Mr Furze.

[@yannispetridis5741]

Ian Lynch he said that it doesn't has a self defens mechanism. The lasers might come, just have patience

[@ElliotL]

”Im not a engineer i just buy tools and try to use them” 2 moths ago i just finished my big hulkbuster that can lift real humans!

[@crispymemes9114]

Maybe try making the axles longer to stabilise it laterally And maybe a retractable wheelie bar if youre up for the extra style points

[@christiandebruijn4145]

Crispy Memes I have seen people on these things that weigh more than this contraption and Colin combined.

[@evilparkin]

Their center of mass is lower though, and hence more stable. Longer axles or rear stabilizers would help here. The center of mass is moving backwards when the arm extends/contracts.

[@FredCracklin]

And streamers on the handlebars for aerodynamics and cool points with the ladies (or wife).

[@fixit4182]

I love watching you create crazy things. You did a perfect job

[@KDB1263]

Now take it to Walmart

[@anthonyelliott6166]

Kaiden's adventure's he's english

[@vammanevanukas]

Kaiden's adventure's tesco

[@owensparks5013]

You never know, he might get 3000 miles out of one battery charge. Might need a snorkel for some of the drive...

[@LMZ2k]

Kaiden's adventure's Asda

[@bearshoe6618]

Excited to be featured! You can watch more of our music and our newest music vid on our channel! 🐻🐻🐻

[@meep706]

Is it just me or is Colin greatly suited to help Wintergarten with the marble machine X project. He always needs help making the bits and I feel like it would make a great collaboration.

[@hughbrackett343]

meep706 do you really want a Marble Machine that hurls steel balls at supersonic speeds?

[@СергейПисарь-ф3з]

meep706 dderty

[@amber3650]

Hugh Brackett you sir, you made my day!

[@bradleybronstein4573]

I love how this guy isnt one of those youtubers that make clickbait. Like he's actually very talented and skilled and puts a lot of work into his videos.

[@bjornvangeloven4782]

Attach a role cage bumper and light bar

[@_jb_]

That would look much better with a racing chair

[@nightwolf1592]

"Its not the safest thing I've ever made" Really!!

[@NielsGroendlund]

I really like how you dont just smash something but you make it look really good. and when you build something the content is not boring. keep up the good work.