Hyouka In 30 Seconds

[@owasumi6151]

Anime: *has subtitles* Subtitle: "Reality can be whatever I want."

[@TurtieXD]

Yeah lol

[@GoriIsThatYou]

Right words but wrong subtitles

[@SparklesStudios]

lol he said god at the beggining lmao

[@GoriIsThatYou]

@@SparklesStudios 髪 this is the KAMI word he meant not 神(kami) they are bit different

[@___xyz___]

The disadvantage of actually studying Japanese for 10 years is that you become distracted by the anime and actually forget to read the subtitles.

[@emilyotto5337]

"it hurts when i poop" "...shut up" LMFAO IM CRYING

[@Mino-px4pb]

I'm laughing so hard my mom woke up and yelled at me xD

[@minser420]

THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD. I DIED LAUGHING XD

[@emilyotto5337]

69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@okeneli7416]

LMAO 69 ;)

[@sumaruchwan7082]

169 likes =3=

[@TheGooeystuff]

I like how the video was totally 30 seconds.

[@UntilDawnCreeps]

Me too.

[@justinlafser916]

Paru-chin Baka That will be a trip to the MAX. I'd also like to see Black Butler In 30 Seconds.

[@TheGooeystuff]

wow dang 50 likes! Thanks everyone :D

[@Koko-gn5kd]

寅 Tora what u mean 50 you have more then 100

[@jesuscastillo2881]

Hyouka in 70 seconds.

[@vanessalipnica9563]

4 years later and i still want a second season

[@jilii.]

Me too 😭😭😭

[@Moonshine_143]

Me too :|

[@gaboratoria]

Ikr

[@angelinac9459]

Vanessa Lipnica i feel like its incomplete :(

[@gaboratoria]

It IS incomplete... I require them to kiss.

[@Mrskwonable]

why DID Free get a second season and Hyouka didnt?

[@DarkHeavenZ]

Khaitoon Katy Kendall life sucks...

[@chan-kaori-1867]

Cause

[@wotomy]

well, in japan, Free gave far more profit to them

[@DarkHeavenZ]

wotomy, and outside of japan people don't support the product. The ones that do share the minority.

[@DarkyoFreakthegamer]

+Khaitoon Katy Kendall I think it's because Hyouka doesn't have enough source material to be animated. Hyouka isn't even called Hyouka in the first place.

[@templetes]

I lost my shit with this entire video.

[@KingKiyuXX7]

did it hurt?

[@KazumaDesuwa]

*Ba Dum Tss*

[@ThatGuy2013]

it hurt when im poop hahahahha

[@saucebros6514]

XD

[@walterwhite4699]

go find it

[@Bunkabusta73]

"It hurts when I poop" "Shut up" LOOOL I LOST MY FUCKING SHIT

[@justinlafser916]

Did it hurt?

[@Bunkabusta73]

Yeah, went to the doctor and found that it stretched my butthole by 1 inch.

[@justinlafser916]

Squibbums As apposed to the normal half an inch?

[@Bunkabusta73]

Justin Lafser Wait how do you know the width of someone's butthole

[@justinlafser916]

Squibbums I just threw out a random number.

[@WeDogsHowl]

is your 30 seconds scaled in dbz time?

[@necromuke8745]

♥♡♥♡♥♡♥

[@Phoenixifyable]

"Ten hours, and Namek will blow!"

[@FinalGaWd3]

John Giuliani 30 episodes later

[@charliewellman7025]

It's scaled in DIO time

[@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450]

it's not that big deal, just a lot of blonde hair, fake fire and screaming.

[@smileyhead]

"I fucking love hair." Nuff said.

[@itsfrikinraw1021]

Hyouka is an underrated masterpiece. Change my mind

[@prathikbhawankar9708]

I can't change your mind if you're right

[@_rtx_]

@@prathikbhawankar9708 lol

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

It's praises are sung to the high heavens by just about everyone who has watched it. It has a good score on MAL and has one of the best analysis series on KZbin covering it. The only issue is that more people should watch it.

[@paincake2595]

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 underwatched anime.

[@akbarjunaedi5745]

Lol what do you mean this show is overrated & garbage as fuck. Drifters is more really underrated anime.

[@chaotik900]

i seen like 6 of your videos. i can't stop laughing hard. I'm in pain from this stuff.

[@UntilDawnCreeps]

Good...

[@chaotik900]

man your video brilliant

[@otakusoulemotion]

ENTURNAL SLAUGHTER LOL couldn't agree more.

[@chaotik900]

Otaku SoulEmotion thx

[@derekjohn7535]

ENTURNAL SLAUGHTER You could say you are in max pain

[@TheAlanachannel]

00:33 I notice the calendar LOL

[@gbusecura9527]

thirstae lmao me too xD

[@wendellpo3814]

Excellent observation

[@erusan4039]

I. DIDN'T.

[@grilledlettuce5130]

I just now realize that

[@grilledlettuce5130]

Weeb_えるだ is it just me or did I see u in another video?

[@Miruk4]

''If you say curious, I'll fist you with a cactus'' *Eyes glow* *Faceplant* That is pure gold XD

[@mikari0YT]

Mike-Wrecked I wonder if there is a time skip and she got fisted with a cactusಠ_ಠ

[@hinatahajime8694]

​@@mikari0YT LMAO

[@hinatahajime8694]

But yeah I like this part the most too

[@michahyuga8564]

That's true tho: why did Free got a SEASON two and not Hyouka?

[@cosmefulanito6854]

Hyouka adapted 4 out of 5 novels, you can't possibly make a new season with only 1 novel, and even if they did, it's not finished yet and it has been years since the 5th novel...

[@michahyuga8564]

+cosme fulanito Hum yeah, I didn't think about that .. You're right :)

[@trancepeirce3107]

volume 5 is perfect for a movie though

[@lauraalessio7756]

The vol.6 of the light novel will be released in november from this year, I still have hope that at least in 2019 there will be enough light novels for a New season.

[@trancepeirce3107]

Can't wait. With every volume Hyouka is polished cleaner and cleaner.

[@_Consisto]

It's been 6 years and I desperately need a season 2

[@takeiteasy1124]

Same

[@GrimReaperZ00]

10*

[@athronk7616]

Will wait untill the last🥲🥲🥲

[@GrimReaperZ00]

@@athronk7616 We will die first than seeing a s2 😔

[@charlespenland1186]

I don't watch anime. Maybe I should start.

[@whateverman680]

Yes. Yes you should.

[@ARighteousman]

:D start with the main ones like naruto, one piece, bleach, attack on titan

[@Elcid_Barrett]

Dont start with Naruto, Bleach or One-Piece ffs. They're over 100 episodes long. Start with something short as Attack on Titan or, one of my personal favorites, Mirai Nikki. Something below 50 e

[@ARighteousman]

yh mirai nikki doe that might be too much with the wink wink but AOT kl if u don't mind a lot of gore, also try cowboy bebop, death note, anohana :D

[@Elcid_Barrett]

Death note would be a great anime for starters since it has the beloved anime fiction and is liked by many. It only has 26 episodes it isnt too long.

[@farael5048]

Oreki, it hurts when i poop. Omfg XD.

[@farael5048]

@@whitebelt877 Uhhh, did you watch the video?

[@whitebelt877]

@@farael5048 i rewatched it and i deleted it...PEACE!!!!

[@RoyTagliaferro-k2r]

BRUH

[@literallynoone2093]

Everytime this 30 second is watched, a minute passes in Africa.

[@razor1se]

Omg this hit me hard as fuck

[@razor1se]

You get a sub

[@VyNguyen-jm9zp]

actually a bit more than a minute

[@dratesdragetes777]

up until they said why free got a second got a second season i thought that was part f the original script

[@bee9893]

Rip

[@TehTrollinStone]

+drates Dragetes You thought "I'll fist you with a cactus" was part of the original script?

[@dratesdragetes777]

ive seen some weird shit in anime

[@nobodyfromnowwhere7510]

+TehTrollinStone dude i once saw an anime were little girls ....well candy came out of their vagina's.....nothing is too weird to believe for me anymore

[@fleurpoe8196]

+Jacob Lindsey I know the exact anime your talking about. And then their octopus friends came to hang out wit them after candy and magical beings came out of their vaginas and ass hole. They ate the candy too. In one scene they could melt through floors I think.

[@drip553]

Its 2020 and we still want a season 2 Edit: its 2021 and we still want a season 2 Edit: its 2022 and we still want a season 2

[@aryemhaddaoui4849]

Yeah

[@ashrutsharma669]

Its 2021 and we still want a season 2

[@deeznuts20044]

@@ashrutsharma669 yes

[@lynne_Fei]

Still can't get over that, The director is dead 😭🤚

[@chargez]

2021 is about to end! we want season 2

[@heyikindalikeyou5899]

That hit hard "Why free got a second season and not us" This anime is so under appreciated for an early 2010s anime Different type of artworks , voicing and every little detail is so well done

[@quqqo7875]

10 yrrs later , I still want a second season not giving up

[@principe.5116]

after classroom of the elite had a season 2/3, my hopes for hyouka went high

[@joesmoe3252]

0:58 wtf XD

[@xevion5929]

+Joe Smoe Does anyone know where that's from?

[@joesmoe3252]

...

[@joesmoe3252]

Xevion I know it's from king of the hill boomhower says it but i don't know the exact episode

[@mezmezzy1870]

She's making fun of his hair, saying he's doing it like as if he's going to some photoshoot

[@freepeanut5079]

Lol..11 years later.. i still need s2

[@marsenpai9078]

yup, and i guess we will never get one since the author hasnt made only one single tome since the anime, which used... 5 of them. So yeah. Guess making a single OVA is not worth the trouble

[@_alphasierra4705]

And i thought it was just gonna be 30 seconds of Chii-chan saying "i'm curious"

[@ruinsofeden4076]

-Axeal- Same

[@katanae2918]

The very beginning sounds like he says : call me naughty. ..

[@Shioreta.]

Yes yes it does I can not type but ima try - dhcyduuufygg

[@dietznuts8106]

"You're such a bad boy."

[@kartikkumar8470]

omfg hahaha

[@ErzaScarlet175]

10/10 would be curious again

[@nekocrimmy]

im fUCKING DIEING OMFG

[@SenpaiFirestorm]

Rest in Poop

[@SenpaiFirestorm]

@Gilbert Bougainvillea Well i am, yes. I dont make videos anymores and this channel turned into a second channel, but yes :D Still kicking it.

[@legebrobtw6188]

69 years later and I still want a second season

[@Paulo-mg3be]

*Your next line is: " I'm curious "*

[@spansh_loon4718]

Is that a jojo reference?

[@shamil6687]

This is one of those animes where you forget about it eventually but relive the entire magical experience with just the opening song.

[@DripGoku178yearsago]

0:52 "It hurt when I poop " 😂😂😂

[@imastalkyou6967]

“I fucking love hair” I’m wheezing 😭😭

[@swagat-441]

10 years later but I still need a 2nd season 😢

[@tx865]

Hyouka in 30 seconds... Video 01:11 ... Seems legit.

[@Mom-bu4di]

No doubts at all.

[@arabbihh]

IT NEVER GETS OLD AAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@shobhit1447]

8 years later... I still want a second season

[@johnreyhandimaandal5459]

same

[@Lowkey003]

if i’m millionaire, i will pay a director to make season 2 for hyouka

[@Shashikant-fp3gw]

Nice

[@KawaiiOtakuh]

OMFG 0:34 THAT CALENDER IN THE RIGHT CORNER THO

[@soul77736]

Dayummnnn 🤣🤣😭

[@allisnowon]

What the fuck

[@minpikerztiv5681]

Exactly. *What The Fuck*

[@AniGaAG]

My thoughts exactly... but hell, I can't stop laughing xD

[@minpikerztiv5681]

Best 30 seconds of my life :D

[@anzhelika5346]

"it hurts when i poop"

[@lizikeee]

"If you say curious I'll fist you with a cactus" omg I'm crying :'DD that line alone sums up the whole anime :D

[@bobthebromosapien7496]

Dude please keep making these, holy shit. Ive watched all of your in 30 seconds videos too many times. This one is by far the best though. Keep them coming dude

[@gtowaru]

tfw you understand the japanese so the subs make u go like wot

[@Ali-bw5sl]

The fact that this video is 7 years old but still makes me laugh is enough to call it a masterpiece

[@mildred14344]

Lolol oh god this was good xD HYOUKA NEEDS A SECOND SEASON.

[@tyoniystewart9569]

I couldn't stop laughing at the end of it, his face expression are so funny lol and plus when talking to and he didn't get it LOL!!!:-) XD

[@bryan4490]

Oh God that King of The Hill part XD XD XD lolol

[@aaronorr3647]

Bryan Allard Boomhauer.

[@GrayConn1]

Found this 9 years later and its still accurate. Wish we'd gotten a second season or at the very least a english translation of the light novels or manga.

[@SPIDEYPLAYS]

Pov: u got this recommend after 7 years

[@mogawii7766]

0:58 best part ever! i laughed so hard i could not even stop!

[@captaincaption]

Lmfao where did he get that from

[@BeckiZ]

this is p accurate actually, especially Oreki's lines 69/21

[@Osmostrix]

Bloody, King of the Hill in Hyouka!

[@fifuga8473]

Thanks. We have slow internet and finally I can watch my animes within 30 seconds only

[@Shashikant-fp3gw]

lol

[@chlorophyll6154]

"I'm not stupid, I'm just too lazy too show how smart I am" - Oreki Houtarou

[@kannu2720]

8 years later and I still want a second season.

[@kylbgoose]

as much as I would love to watch more hyouka I think they left off at a good place and all good things have to come to an end or they'll get bad..

[@BeansDude]

Chitanda: watashi ........... Oreki: *sweating*

[@ByImRxnz]

"I fucking love hair" - Oreki

[@shanachan7582]

People acctually like this anime though. so dont hate plz. especially if you've never seen the anime fully without bias.

[@UntilDawnCreeps]

So you mean us, right? Cause we've seen all of it, and love it.

[@shanachan7582]

***** so why are you making a hate vid? lol. or at least thats what it seems. So you actually lOve Hyouka? :D

[@UntilDawnCreeps]

What about this comes off as a hate vid? I can see random and insane, but not hate. One of the lines asks why we didn't get a second season, but free did.

[@shanachan7582]

***** one cuz you're dissing eru's catch phrase and 2 none of this dialog is relevant and we wont get a 2nd season because theres only one 1 volume they left out theres not enough material. Maybe an ova be nice SPoiler: new girl makes complications :P

[@UntilDawnCreeps]

I don't think you understand the difference between blatant hate and playful parodying.

[@teemocomehome]

I love Free! and Hyouka. The plot and art style is a treat for the eyes . I am waiting for the next season for both the animes.

[@deepakmaheshwari5864]

6 years later and I'm still waiting for season 2

[@valerauko]

The "It hurts when I poop" sent me to orbit

[@darkprince6304]

0:22 to 0:33, is a song from the movie, "Saw." And in every movie of its series.

[@gespenstmk-iii111]

Who let them make a duwang translation?

[@CarnageRefluxx]

What the fuck?! Just WHAT THE FUCK????

[@gespenstmk-iii111]

I fucking love hair.

[@CarnageRefluxx]

lmfao this video how did you find it?!

[@gespenstmk-iii111]

I looked up senpai on KZbin and this was in the suggestions bar of another video.

[@CarnageRefluxx]

ic lol

[@animekouhai5364]

It's gonna be 2020 soon and still want hyoukato get a second season....... Edit : 2021..

[@alok.01]

Its 2021😅

[@animekouhai5364]

@@alok.01 yea ..still no season 2..

[@animekouhai5364]

@Gilbert Bougainvillea yep.. sad. Rip people of kyoani. Actually I read the manga and trying to read the novel lol

[@AizakkuAnalysis]

Everyone asking for a second season when there is nothing left to even animate. It had the perfect ending, there's nothing more needed. And remember... This is a mystery show. The mysteries were solved. Romance is not a key aspect of this show.

[@40b1n]

when houtarou said 'im curious' and everyone was confused it was my favorite scene

[@Lorry_Draws]

hahha! its so true WE WANT SECOND SEASON! Free go home

[@Haqqan1ee]

Title : Hyouka In 30 second Me : Hold Up

[@yeokennytheultimate]

He looks like the guy from free

[@miyunyoshida]

The same creators.

[@yeokennytheultimate]

Miyun Yoshida awesome

[@tyunklo-kun9211]

Not creators, but animators. Kyoto Animation did not create Hyouka.

[@TauntedSymbol]

Well, all animes by KyoAni after Nichijou look the same.

[@bouncykisekicat]

***** what about K-ON and Lucky Star? They don't look anything like KyoAni's other works

[@x-cookiedreemurr7690]

Oreki: If you say curious, i'll fist you with a cactus . . . Oreki: *I'M CURIOUS*

[@wgs5643]

You know “(insert anime title) in a minute” works just as well

[@MikuRockShooterMk2]

i would pay some SERIOUS fake internet money for you to do one of these for Hitsugi no Chaika :)

[@boombar8721]

*Sees the title* THIS IS OVER A MINUTE

[@wishiwasmaren2608]

Eru/Boomhauer: ah man I'll tell ya what men hey get all prettied up then ya combs hair all off to the side man gonna heh act like this all like "It's my good side!" man you dang all pretty sissy'd out like that Hotaro: ...what?

[@yboy898]

The fact that you have to do a video like this to make Hyouka interesting explains the non existent second season.

[@rovanc3310]

So this is the start where this going to be recommended to people after 6 years wow and hello

[@Spiketorch]

30 seconds.

[@UntilDawnCreeps]

Yes, that is a number.

[@ariastanovich4704]

It does seem like this number has little reference to this video, however.

[@MellyTheCatLover]

I really would like to see "My ordinary life" in 30 seconds!!

[@tomo55554]

Rather fucking annoyingly Hyouka doesn't have enough material for a season 2

[@Darksma]

Really? But IIRC the anime covered the first 4 volumes and there are 5 volumes out. I haven't read it because there are no translations available (I think) but I doubt one volume could be spread out over a season.

[@tomo55554]

sorry I missed the very important n't at the end of does

[@Darksma]

tomo55554 o

[@semvision]

I think the way it ended is just fine. If they did adapt book 5 we get introduced to a lame new character who gets between Chitanda and Oreki.

[@Kissislove17]

Moar character development!

[@MasterWooooo]

"oreki it hurts when i poo" 💀😭

[@K_IKKI]

Fucking 6 years later and I still want a second season

[@meejjj.]

Oh the advantage of not being able to understand Japanese much...

[@x_l0.5t_x9]

...I haven't watched it yet and after I do I'll re watch this lol

[@sara-jc7xy]

By far my fav 30 sec vid^^

[@ZuKuPLayer]

Can't believe how accurate this actually is. And to think this sh*t lasted with 22 episodes... xD

[@ANIMExVIBES]

*Editor needs a raise* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ektoraxae129]

0:57

[@ayoluwa4102]

It hurts when I poop

[@NarutoMinecraft007]

Best 1:11 of my life

[@josephbiner8266]

Seeing as Hyouka is one of my favorite shows of all time, I believe I can rightfully say that this video is one of the funniest things I have seen in recent memory.

[@troll_ac]

10 YEARS LATER, STILL NEED SEASON 2

[@whateverman680]

hidden illuminati videos are the best!

[@UntilDawnCreeps]

shhh

[@UntilDawnCreeps]

***** We're saving for tomorrow. We want to spread out our uploads more. Just wait until this weekend and see what we have in store.

[@iamnotaclod]

FREE! IS GETTING A FUCKING MOVIE... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! (fo shizzle kyoani i love you and shit but gimme my hyouka s2/movie)

[@alexliang5886]

VisoredFrEAk I really wish kyoani make a movie like a side story for Oreki and Chitanda to get together like Tamako Love Story does. Because according to the original story of Hyoka novel, Oreki and Chitanda are not getting together even though they actually love each other, but I would like to see they can get together and I think many other people do too.

[@jianna9840]

OMG YESSS

[@hike8932]

wait wtf this crap was 9 years ago?

[@dogehohoho]

after years of anime I can finally understand basic Japanese dialogue, but this video made me wish i couldn't

[@alexsjarif]

10 years later im still waiting for s2

[@helloyes8080]

I've never seen this show. This video really helped me introduce myself into the show, it's lore, and the world-- all in just a measly 30 seconds! How do you do it?

[@nigen]

please tell me this was the actual translation

[@chantemichaud5599]

Oh its not

[@nigen]

fuck...

[@chantemichaud5599]

Sorry :)

[@donthatejustappreciate9729]

nigen

[@natyfightingspirit8048]

yep , all a lie

[@cuteprincess6850]

HALLP I LAUGHED TO HARD IM CHOCKING