I added being alive to every block in Minecraft

To live is to suffer
This is a Minecraft mod I coded for the upcoming Minecraft 1.21 update on Minecraft Forge and Minecraft Fabric #minecraft #cursedminecraft #minecraftmemes
If you like PhoenixSC, camman18, EightSidedSquare, and doctor4t you'd probably be okay with this

[@Rockship2910]

This design is very human

[@JustAnotherCommenter]

This human is very design(ed)

[@maxwellquipey1]

*blocky

[@toch19]

Let me demonstrate

[@osasunaitor]

Very easy to use

[@devlinmcguire7543]

SO human, that it is made _out of_ humans! 😄

[@inkmime]

I absolutely love whenever Fingees simply says "And this will happen" with no further elaboration on it's consequences.

[@kristinalowe6815]

649 likes and no comments let me change that

[@giangtonygaming]

Fr

[@GuyOfficiaI]

Indeed

[@Oddie99000]

5:57

[@camradex]

Hes like jesus

[@SkintRichKid]

log golems that protect trees could be a basegame feature honestly.

[@kitteninforest]

true

[@abcdef-vk7si]

nah they wouldn't implement it because it is already in the Don't Starve videogame, and the creature is called Treeguard (tho it's not a golem)

[@chip4039]

Too annoying

[@Anton_Manucharyan]

@@abcdef-vk7siso no other game can have it now? xD

[@pioneerofdn2685]

@@abcdef-vk7siminecraft could still implement it though, since the idea of some entity guarding trees isn't copyrightable, so it doesn't matter if another game has a similar mechanic

[@quitethenon-binaryfuss8596]

at first I was like "okay this dude just made a silly mod" but then you kept listing all these new functions and things and now I'm genuinely impressed to the attention to detail you paid like goddamn. this must've taken you so long and you really went all out, respect my guy

[@kodyaz8117]

he didnt made the mode yet. it's just an one time functioning animation-like command addons to record this video

[@quitethenon-binaryfuss8596]

@kodyaz8117 Yeah, I figured now that I've watched a couple more, but it's still impressive

[@imboredrly5478]

whos this goddamn guy?

[@gatunhame]

@@imboredrly5478 the finger monster.

[@wildfire9280]

@@gatunhame he is the one who fingers

[@calcaware]

I love how cursed this is, but I genuinely love the idea of the log golem protecting the forests.

[@lopunny222]

same, honestly wouldn't mind if that was a real golem in vanilla Minecraft

[@Josuh]

don't starve ahh golem

[@bearb1asting]

I am Groot.

[@calcaware]

@@bearb1asting Good comment. Subscribed. Watchdogs is awesome.

[@bearb1asting]

@@calcaware that was a one in a million shot I had there

[@Soggy_Fwoggy]

I love how this mod slowly turned into a sideways mod. Edit: Thanks for the likes!

[@Foxercide]

It's a side project :)

[@avgredditmod]

​@@Foxercide😭😭

[@PenpenMC]

“turned”

[@annoyingassbean3070]

i... guess..... you can.... say.. that............ IT WENT SIDEWAYS!!!!!!!!!!! LOL ROFL LMAO LOL

[@ace-o-spuds4255]

​@@annoyingassbean3070 nice 👍

[@KingPBJames]

"that's sick and twisted of you" said the God who caused all this suffering

[@digidragon1]

He gave you the ability to commit evil and you chose it. We chose it.

[@user-iz6yi5gq9q]

@@digidragon1 indeed

[@tarniabook3076]

@@digidragon1 Bible discourse in just two comments, haha.

[@literallya442ndclonetroope5]

@@digidragon1 If I remember correctly, he wasn’t the one that have us the ability to commit evil, but he didn’t revert it.

[@NathAnarchy45]

Random guy: makes every block a real npc Mojang: new paintings

[@B3lph3g0r]

there aint even new paintings, i played some days ago with my sister but only noticed the paintings have names now

[@ouijabored000]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@B3lph3g0rbut… there *are* new paintings lmao. plus a bunch more stuff. maybe you didn’t update yet. but there are definitely new paintings, along with everything else from the new update

[@Chichi1612_]

>removes animation to make game not lag >adds heart beating animation to every block

[@Nicholas_Steel]

Thankfully with the power of Occlusion you can simply not render those that can't be seen! So don't go opening all the blocks up!

[@Mister_BIack]

​​@@Nicholas_Steel "Crashing a Pay-To-Win Server with Beating Hearts" Upcoming The Horizon video probably -not-

[@yokunjon]

@@Nicholas_Steel Occlusion isn't free, not having heart there in the first place when it is not opened is a way better way to deal with it.

[@Nicholas_Steel]

@@yokunjon True, that may have been what I was thinking when originally writing my comment. Instead of modern occlusion detection method you just check if the chest is open or not.

[@Dragono_]

The de-limbing of blocks was absolutely deranged and I loved every second of it

[@KhakiCap]

what are the mods shown ?

[@___cosmic___]

​@@KhakiCap read the description it says its a mod he made for the upcoming 1.21

[@NobleSix312]

Giving blocks limbs just to take them is heinous

[@B3lph3g0r]

i feel bad

[@vornamenachname1069]

That little brick block in a wheel chair is one of the most adorable but at the same time sadest things I've ever seen.

[@plastickgravee1073]

The amount of effort it must have taken to first make the mods, play test, and then film, not to mention writing all the jokes and coming up with the concepts, is beyond me. Incredible video. First time I've been so entertained by a video in a while. Very intriguing concepts as well. Liked and Subscribed

[@robsterslobsters6014]

In my 20 years of life , I never thought I’d see a wood block push a brick block in a wheelchair .

[@belugasub7852]

Your videos are like anti clickbait, not only do you get whats on the tin, its way better than expected and there is always more hilarious nonsense afterwards. 10/10 this is one of my favorites.

[@Numbers-gStands]

this is absolute facts

[@AlienSliker]

Yeah but where to download? If you post such a good mod you should know that enjoyers would need a link

[@MetaIIicaX]

​AlienSliker I don't think he actually distributes them unfortunately

[@user-li8hf6lz4m]

This isn't real mods. But he is doing great job

[@Shin.ToumaFR]

​@@AlienSlikerlook at the description. Even tought i think it's a joke

[@Miku_lover281]

5:31 VERTICAL SLABS VERTICAL SLABS VERTICAL SLABS

[@inv_hana]

YEEAAAAAA

[@NotoriousPyro]

"This leaves golem, leaves leaves everywhere." Dude this is comedy gold and I want to play it with my daughter.

[@Deachuu]

this guy has simpsons episode brain Starts with one topic and slowly changes to something completly unrelated

[@kaironst2969]

That's called ADHD

[@chronictimewasterdisease]

or you know, regular show pacing

[@legoboy1214studios]

i think you mean famy guy

[@Deachuu]

@@legoboy1214studios famine guy

[@Noobpopcan]

@@Deachuu flanby man

[@sirsoup9314]

the golem designs are unironically really good though

[@MegaAwesomeY0SH1]

Right? I loved the pumpkin golem being three heads that hop around, actually cool idea

[@calicust]

LIKE I LOVED THE DIRT GOLEM AND GOLD GOLEM'S EYES AND MOUTH BEING THE TEXTURE OF THE ORES?? and the awesome log golem???

[@Motionizer799]

un"iron"ically

[@kk_cats6072]

​@@Motionizer799BAHAHA

[@Fluff_Noodles]

Log golem was so cute, like a fantasy ent

[@edfreak9001]

this feels like you wrote the script first and then modded in stuff to match the unhinged script and it's fantastic for it

[@ivyivyyiivvvyyyyvy]

This just popped in my recommendations and I was completely enraptured the entire time. Legitimately not a single thing that happened I had expected. So incredibly entertaining!

[@Ink_Wielder]

"Instead of mining, you'll just have to beat every block in a fight" Dark Souls players have been getting their ore like this for years

[@gasriel3066]

Lmfao, indeed.

[@jebhank1620]

Goddammit you’re not wrong

[@ciaranpatrick6859]

Titanite demons in a nutshell

[@Atmos_Glitch]

1:07 _"That's pretty sick and twisted of you"_ My brother in christ, *_You_* were the one who *_Crippled_* the poor block lol

[@jeffclarkofclarklesparkle3103]

No he didn't. It was you

[@Cleric4521]

You monster, how could you cripple a poor block like that.

[@exploratory-fordora9672]

/my brother in Christ you are controlling the character/ -therussianbadger

[@coprilettodelnapoli5466]

You are really disgusting, how could you do that to that block? You need to get treated!

[@ShovelLettuce]

Gaslighting 101

[@Apocryphox]

This is seriously what i love about Minecraft. You can mod the game to whatever you want. Creativity is endless here.

[@g4man41]

That furnace was screaming in passion, not pain

[@GeorgeSquid]

Fingees is Carrying the whole Mojang dev team FR FR

[@yourfavouritepyromaniac]

but mojang do be cooking hard with the recent dog and nbt updates

[@suhnih4076]

GR FR 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kingdeespadas]

@@suhnih4076your pfp 💀

[@Mythical4227]

@@kingdeespadasI want them far away from me

[@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

​@@kingdeespadas as a lot people said "make love not war" And i agree with that message

[@bieyang339]

now add block racism. edit: also put in a brown block that has the text I had a dream on it

[@Ireekofcocacola]

💀

[@dxlorean2938]

i second this

[@warmak4576]

I haven't seen any other block type at dirt,s funeral kinda sus o.O

[@andrewst.pierre2779]

Agreed

[@ThefifthBishopofGord]

I third this. There would be such cool interactions between glazed magenta terracotta with them possibly having cool little arrow hats.

[@Zestieee]

this might just be the peak of comedy about Minecraft if that was ever a genre to begin with

[@kellybmackenzie]

The sideways villages are the best part of this, I laughed so much

[@rpgaleksy]

This kept getting worse and worse and I loved it.

[@sanzharzaitenov5268]

I saw short with this mod but dude cut cows limbs

[@wuhoh5274]

What's great about your videos is that you always have a few genuinely awesome features in them and then the rest is like "The gangnam style creeper turns into a kaiju and you have to kill it for the chaos emeralds"

[@maxwellquipey1]

U need all seven and combine it with the death note to get the seven stones of death in which you can summon the death dragon to wish non human to die

[@ron133.]

but if you decide to kill the death dragon goku comes in and beats the shit out of you but dont worry as knuckles the echnidna protects you from gorkons bloodlust

[@arekka4440]

​@@ron133.But if you managed to find Godzilla's heart beforehand Goku will thank you and invite you to dance salsa, just take in account that if you fail to dance proper salsa the world becomes black

[@AnonymousFohYOU]

@@arekka4440but if u let the world become black Satan exchanges your Microsoft account for an IOU and then disappears

[@WesFluff]

I don't get it you just described another genuinely awesome feature

[@user-lo9ql7cv9p]

1:02 These blocks are now sick of getting mined and crafted again and again so they make their own ways for living 💀😭

[@upgr3eyedd933]

“I see you soon” He knows I dont want to but have to come back to see more

[@thomasharris9059]

“You can punch them, or you can open them up to see their beating hearts.” Lmao.

[@TheUnclePetya]

If only Fingees actually made these mods playable, the entire world would become an utopia. We love you and what you do, Fingees.

[@r.t.8737]

Do they never make them playable?? Damn. I really wanted to play this one.

[@spetsnaz4537]

​@@r.t.8737*he

[@muhammedmuha4846]

​@@r.t.8737i honestly don't know what to do if i coule play the mod....so many things.

[@sadge0]

@@r.t.8737 I think more than half of what he makes is made in Blender or something like that. If he actually coded everything and made an actual mod, there would be no reason for him to not upload it

[@SenkJu]

​@@sadge0 I'm pretty sure they are mostly real mods. I don't think they are very stable, though. Probably work just well enough to be recorded for a video and not be actually played.

[@talikajr]

This had to one of the best minecraft shitposts I've ever seen

[@NatiiixLP]

This most certainly is one of the videos of all time. Well done!

[@silly734]

i love how all of your mods have this stream of consciousness feel to them. discusses like 10 different topics in one video. big fan.

[@DeviemTwen]

I love how each of Fingees’ mods have moments where you think, “hey that’s actually pretty cool!”, but it immediately gets overshadowed by block Geno’s Side.

[@hedwig7s]

Bone apple tea

[@TheSoltys666]

This took some serious (and twisted) planning. And a whole lot of work. Subbed :o

[@olinadmoorish]

This feels like an interdimensional cable gag

[@Soguwe]

The idea is cursed beyond belief, but the log golem looks marvelous and is a great idea A forest guardian that violently stops you from deforestation would make the early game way more interesting

[@avgredditmod]

minecraft shader referncece

[@Doller_]

Don't Starve be like:

[@mather468]

Minecraft leshen

[@DenvaProbablyDraws]

@@Doller_ Lol you beat me to it

[@TheWizardGamez]

Firr

[@toystorytoday2081]

Oh my god there is such a low framerate

[@pejn5329]

So?

[@fingees_YT]

send the video to your friends so i can afford something better than my 2015 mac book pro

[@sodalist301shorts]

@@fingees_YT😢👍

[@Cry_ct]

Doesn't that just prove that this is an actual mod that exists and Fingees was the one who created it x.x

[@MystiLuxe]

how do i get this mod@@fingees_YT

[@elvis5384]

**gets shears** Best mod ever! Burning villages isn't fun anymore, thank you for this new opportunity! 😃

[@swaterberries]

This gives the same vibes as “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie.”

[@Johnny_L1]

Cant wait for the Religion mod. Since you usually have two or more different topics in one video (like living blocks and golems), why not connect the Religion-mod with war? Sounds like a good idea.

[@fingees_YT]

a little on the nose

[@MothGirlHina]

@@fingees_YT And we can't have fingees on the nose!

[@annaplaysandsings]

​@@fingees_YT how about religion and OceanGate?

[@jacextreme6432]

@@fingees_YTflying spaghetti monster

[@fosminclorin]

Historically accurate

[@ragcat3732]

5:15 so glad you added left beef to minecraft

[@tadtastic]

he needs to add none pizza next

[@SilasKeon]

3:53 Ahh, a spirited away reference, I like it!

[@Temmorant906]

Is that a Dune reference at 4:30?!??!

[@canyouseedis]

What I love about these videos is the fact that the topic completely changes because of one small detail

[@iheartbinary]

I have no idea how many layers deep we are into the metaverse to tell if this is real, satire, fake, just some silly mods, ENTIRE HAND CRAFTED CGI, AI GENERATED MINECRAFT!? What I do know is that this is hilarious and you had me going the whole time, great video!

[@GastricProblemsHaver]

i think it's cgi composited onto actual minecraft gameplay but it's still funny as hell

[@leolandi3852]

Some scenes have too much movement. I think the blocks living thing is an actual minecraft mod ​@@GastricProblemsHaver

[@iheartbinary]

My best guess is this is a super-edit of a lot of different little mods that probably don't work at the same time. But the writing and timing is top notch, I was laughing my butt off the entire time!

[@juanazhang]

ai can't do this, don't just assume something someone spent hours working on is ai 😭

[@3three3three3three]

zuck's metaverse is now ubiquitous. it's over.

[@liammiller1472]

Unironically one of the best mods I’ve ever seen, it’s so DETAILED

[@Vitaliuz]

History channel at 2AM.

[@InkFoxyUwU]

I love fingees calming and soothing voice saying the most cursed stuff to ever exist

[@grant1951]

I haven’t seen a video that made me laugh the way this one did in a while. Thank you

[@ayato4743]

the sideway village represents what every villager breeder would look like if genetics were a thing

[@yharim180]

4:04 Suffering leaves suffering leaves.

[@vladimirfloppa9677]

English language moment

[@quujiniito]

ULTRAKILL MENTIONED

[@CorruptedSpider]

ULTRAKIIILL!!!

[@shockstarmj9556]

The block looks cute when it was in your hand 0:24

[@fingees_YT]

it had never been more scared in its life though

[@christianochoa0]

He was actually choking the block

[@imchicken5899]

i want to be the oak planks

[@Poopenfarden]

​@@fingees_YT "where's the money Lebowski"

[@SunroseStudios]

"this is NOT cute. blocks only do this when they're very distressed"

[@thisdeath]

1:48 omgosh wtf haha.. ur mods are pretty cool :0

[@zaramacintosh7773]

I started giggling uncontrollably at the sideways mobs, you’ve earned a sub my friend. Amazing mod

[@HowdyParadox]

I like how it went from making minecraft blocks alive to making everything sideways in the most perfect transition ever.

[@Lerequiemdinternet]

Scurvy should be added to Minecraft if you don't eat enough fruit, as this will cause you to lose your teeth (teeth you can buy from villager dentists) and you'll be forced to eat crushed food.

[@devlinmcguire7543]

3:52 Literally just a pumpkin version of the human centipede. 😂 HILARIOUS!!

[@CamperHATE]

"I play mods!" "cool,what kind of mods?" "Ummm,war crimes?"

[@m1v1per95]

4:00 the stairs golem is absolutely epic

[@shaykireas]

My favorite part about these videos is that there’s a gradual chain reaction on the showcasing of the mods features, one feature connects to the next feature and so on. Truly genius.

[@ozymandiasuncia4919]

I would truly love to surprise my friends with a multiplayer server running every single one of your mods.

[@akeem2983]

Ah, stupidly high-effort shitpost, my favorite genre of videos

[@Micha-Hil]

0:43 this is heart wrenching for me. i know they're inanimate creatures given life through a mod and it's not even a real person, but manually having to dismember someone, or something, gives me immense butterflies in my stomach. i might just be stupid though idk

[@luma4682]

it could be that you are a sensible person, but I admit, that dismember something that still move and alive is cruel, and make feeò bad :’)

[@Akai_Music]

We're stupid together, then...

[@thebiggestpanda1]

You’ve never had a pet de-pawed so they could calm down?

[@iusedtomakefandubswheniwas3052]

I feel you bro 😢

[@xfreja]

@@luma4682sensitive*

[@bangboom5749]

I love how calm and cursed this video is

[@4DDOSED]

Why is this actually so fucking cute though? If I had the laptop to even run this I'd DEFINITELY download this mod.

[@DudeUnperfect21]

The level of detail is beyond very great job on this

[@drantigon]

Using the loudest orgasm really has to be one of the worst choices for screams lmao

[@therealDragonitaZ]

"Where's the questionable content" > enter slime golem "Ah, there it is."

[@hyperchromiac]

1:34 whaaaat? I thought it was the Geneva recommendations

[@BelieveInUrself93]

this is the funniest thing i've seen all year LOL ps there's a typo at 2:37 "wuth" should be "with". it doesn't matter but in case you wanted to know.

[@wixxijespihsbrawlstars]

4:44 *Hey man, OH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO THAT GOLEM*

[@squishygrapeschannel3276]

Getting intimate with his firm, heavy iron head

[@The_chosen_one133]

I was looking for this comment

[@licenciadoencomerasado9364]

4:24 foreshadowing...

[@doodoo2065]

1:48 * You feel your sins crawling on your back

[@Oh_sorry_theres_no_handle]

*MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*

[@rockpie]

​@@Oh_sorry_theres_no_handle*MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFICATION INTENSIFIES*

[@Oh_sorry_theres_no_handle]

@@rockpie *THE INTENSE INTENSIFYING OF THE INTENSIFICATION OF MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES TO INTENSE LEVELS*

[@WessInvest-pm9pt]

This is one of the most creative things I’ve seen. Dope video

[@AA-wd5hy]

Most well done Minecraft content I’ve ever seen, in terms of ideas and execution.

[@dogosus]

Fingees is secretly the lead dev for 1.22 (this is his devlog)

[@Gomeroth]

The fact you can make a block a parapalegic, Is Both Sad and funny. I was not expecting that.

[@dylanwalker6361]

ngl some of those golem designs are actually cool and could be in the game

[@axis9330]

this is actually the coolest thing I've seen in Minecraft so far

[@agent4239]

4:52 bro became the Qu and made the lopsiders from All Tomorrows

[@teaoftraffic]

5:56 _R a i n b o w s !_

[@Austin_159]

This is by far the absolute best Minecraft mod ive ever seen! Absolutely amazing and amazingly done! I can't believe how many features there is. 😂😂😂

[@RealNyanax]

this is genuinely one of the funniest minecraft videos

[@florianmaitre-maudhuit3567]

Wow, this man I do not know if he is working solo or if he as a team. Neither do if what he is making videos on are playable mods, as he never posted any of em (as far as I know). But just making so much 3d models for each videos is an impressive task. And if they are playable mods, fingees could be considered a god at this point in time. I am truly amazed of what fingees is capable of making. As a dev, modder and player. It would be truly amazing to have one day some bit of playable mod or usable models or anything to play with, coming from fingees. (Ps: I am really hiped about the future of this channel)

[@noahsmethers9339]

I have doubts about it being playable, but no matter what reality we live in it’s one where the videos exist. That is enough

[@iced-macchiato]

​@@noahsmethers9339Agreed. The videos are likely linear and designed for the video. Most of these systems he shows arent functional past demo.

[@eternalmiasma5586]

“Hey man, what did you do today” “Coded my acid visions into minecraft”

[@thedjenser]

The amount of code this had to have taken is ridiculous

[@colovianhastur5962]

So basically, Minecraft is now Polythreme.

[@lopunny222]

probably one of the more thorough mods I've seen in a while, the concept is genius and you came up with a lot of ideas to expand it. Love!

[@taco-bellleftovers1816]

This man is the king of adding features we didn’t ask for but desperately didn’t need

[@haris6523]

"fever dream" is the right name for this mod

[@Wayn3Pain]

I lost my MIND laughing at “San Francisco”

[@_GhostMiner]

*This is the most cursed thing that has ever been, and ever will be made.*

[@Quietchick]

This is actually really awesome, very creative 😊 love it

[@brkenppt2222]

This is extremely cursed EDIT: you are absolutely crazy, like 100% insane.

[@AshishXMC]

2:54 Alright, how did you even place sand without it falling. 😭 This is the true hardest golem to achieve

[@user-wq9mw2xz3j]

trick's existed ever since gravity was introduced...

[@rockpie]

Torches

[@Mentelgen-1337]

1:40 the living tnt should run after you when fused.