I Almost Became An Amputee

Technoblade Makes Cancer 1000% Funnier
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[@Stampeyd]

stay safe legend techno...

[@MoBallin]

Technoblade with 1 Arm would be the Best Handicap against Dream cause hes Bad *Trollge*

[@llouchma1936]

Sheesh 8 minutes ago 271 likes and a checkmark imma leave this comment before this blows up

[@luciofloresv7207]

The blade will never die!!!

[@gughghfyfyfhhghrtdyg]

I felt like I saw ur channel before and then I realised TOFFUS TROLLED YOUR STREAM BEFORE LIKE ABOUT A MONTH AGO BEFORE

[@SugarCubeZ]

the true legend

[@korbin3199]

“having two arms is pretty convenient, i’d like to continue this trend” - Techno, 2021

[@korbin3199]

@best youtuber no

[@Solarvexie9223]

@best youtuber Nice freakin lie

[@gaminggod6576]

@best youtuber No one deserves an illness like this. I send my prayers out to techno that he makes a fast and safe recovery.

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

@best youtuber WOAH!

[@addaigio]

@best youtuber thats a disgusting thing to say. hope your week is awful.

[@user-xh4gm4qy5d]

"I now have 99.9% less cancer than I used to" That made feel hopeful at the time, Sad that the 0.1% left is what took him down Rest easy, King

[@Vintrixify]

😭

[@duckwithhumanarms5200]

Sadly He probably just tried to make us less worried, stage 4 cancer is almost impossible to get rid of

[@TheGorillaMunchEnthusists]

Screw cancer it’s got no purpose

[@ilect1690]

@@duckwithhumanarms5200 nobody knew it was stage 4 at the time the video was released, people who are smart tho realized that it wasn't good that it was only 99.9% because that ment that the cancer had metastasized, as a comparison stage 3 cancer has a survival rate of 71% among 22 year olds but stage 4 is just 28%

[@GeezSus]

@@ilect1690 No, Technoblade's father later said that they knew he had stage 4 cancer as soon as it was diagnosed and the chances of his survival were lesser than 16%, he just made it sound like it was stage 1 or 2 so that we don't worry about him. The reason he survived so long was because he had really great doctors and they tried their best to get rid of the cancer as much as they could

[@Necroneer]

"Having two arms is convenient, I'd like to continue this trend." I really do enjoy his humor.

[@mrsharpie1410]

Ikr

[@pluto_09924]

He's not here with us anymore..

[@TheCasualCartoons]

Yeah it hurt

[@Buddeebuzz]

He was saying that quote as soon as I was reading this comment.

[@Mango_puree]

​@@pluto_09924 You think we don't know?

[@inpeace_]

Doc: "We might have to amputate your arm." Techno: "Lemme take a moment." *Furiously writes down jokes about being an amputee*

[@vashw3779]

I can imagine a 2 page Word document filled with jokes containing several grammatical errors

[@friedtoaster4059]

Doc: “this pig agroing”

[@kentangyangbahagia991]

try looking at the description

[@Nightshadepoison18]

XD

[@flammpanzer]

lol

[@evolvedpotatoe866]

I just love that Techno's plan if he got his arm off was to just screw with everyone. Truely someone to aspire to be like.

[@wickeli]

“Ok guys here’s the elbo-… oh yea forgot they removed it because of the cancer.” Video ends*

[@ginoforest9465]

imagine he still owns minecraft players with one arm... BACK TO THE STEERING WHEEL BOIIIS

[@OmraRage]

Agree

[@silverb7924]

“Hey guys we just hit 10 mil, you know what that means...” **camera pans to severed arm**

[@aditya15578]

Ik he sounds funny there but I wouldve genuinely cried if that wouldve happened

[@Rosso4654]

This shit is kinda haunting rewatching it cuz I wasn't even scared after watching this originally but now it's just insane how he could have kept so positive.

[@hearts4dazaiii]

It's crazy how when this was uploaded we were all thinking it'll be fine. Rest in peace king ❤

[@its_a_prank_bro]

Why he did not get his arm removed ?

[@mylosenwesky8248]

​@@its_a_prank_bro im pretty sure that by the time that was an option the cancer had spread past his arm

[@its_a_prank_bro]

@@mylosenwesky8248 sad

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

​@@its_a_prank_brostage 4 cancer basically means it has already started to spread past the original body part, cancer gets carried around in the blood stream and attaches itself into other parts of the body, you basically get multiple cancers all in one go, thats why it's so fatal

[@jarnodatema]

On Reddit his father said that the surgeon advised him against the amputation so he could have a better life in the 6-12 months he had left

[@ME0WMERE]

where is the post?

[@puzzLEGO]

Only techno would immediately think of jokes after hearing he had to remove an arm

[@marychidesterr]

He would make jokes so other people feel uncomfortable and don’t know whether to laugh or not lol

[@Thatpersonunderyourbed]

It do the same thing 😎

[@randompersonyoudontknow6005]

True

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

Jokes weren't the first thing he thought of honey.

[@bergine8834]

@@sploofmcsterra4786 shouldve thought this comment was a joke when you first saw it

[@daz211]

Techno, after having his body practically taken apart bit by bit: "God felt the need to nerf me and honestly, I don't blame him for trying."

[@SilicosisNotBeta]

they removed his arm and yet he won

[@greenfox18z40]

And it didn't even work,techno's just bUILT DIF-

[@ForzaMonkey]

@@SilicosisNotBeta not fully, just the tumor I think, and they took out part of his quadricep and put it there.

[@TKDMwastaken]

We all know that that cancer was odered by all other minecraft youtubers just to nerf techno. Just like Accelerator in To Aru. (anime refrence)

[@ImperialMilk]

LMAO XD

[@kriptionite8412]

Hearing it now, it was definitely too late for techno. He sounds so normal and positive like he usually does, making jokes every once in a while. I didn’t understand it before, but since Techno’s doctor said it would make no difference whether he amputated the arm or not means that the cancer had already spread past the arm… I could’ve never prepared myself for what had happened to Techno.

[@Joxxybeenspinnjn]

honestly when watching I thought he was gonna be fine and get healthy but watching it back it was 100% too late, rip technoblade

[@EliteChoice77]

This information makes it hurt more. I miss him so much.

[@Minecraft_rt]

Damn, I didn’t even realize that. I guess that would mean that it was already too late

[@AwesomeZebrasGaming500]

If he do chemo he would s be with us

[@fourtyfir]

he did do chemo

[@mranti-ur-mom-jokes1056]

As I rewatch I start to realize just how screwed he was since the beginning. Things were not getting better, he was just treating them so lightly with us that we thought they were.

[@smiletwt]

yeah, looking back on the videos now he never said he was gonna be okay. and he straight up said removing his arm would not increase his survivability, but no one caught what that meant

[@Somebodysmart1]

He wanted his fans to not be stressed with his burden

[@Anonymous-gq3tc]

Only Technoblade would laugh maniacally at the line "I was gonna traumatize millions".

[@probablyjes]

Lowkey mood though

[@suryanshgupta7037]

Lol thats what makes him technoblade

[@xxluna-rosexx8112]

Not only technoblade laughed at that sorry but it's true

[@xxluna-rosexx8112]

I know I'm an awful person

[@Anonymous-gq3tc]

@@suryanshgupta7037 Agreed

[@mingo356]

“Would amputating my arm increases my survival odds” DOC: *THATS THE NEAT PART, IT WONT*

[@PlasJL]

@𝘍𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰 🅥 ok bot

[@Dog_e]

@SC [High Quality Videos] fatherless behaviour

[@anthonyzheng2762]

@@C-Midori wow I did not need to need that

[@nh_999]

@SC [High Quality Videos] what are you trying to accomplish you don't even have any videos

[@tpoy]

@КОБЯКОВ 🅥 beta found, opinion rejected

[@SHADOWBLADE8182]

It’s sad to know that this entire video he was telling us he was doing ok but the truth was he knew probably from the very beginning he was going to pass on. I also can’t believe how strong he was to sit there and laugh about it, the man literally joked about his own death. A year and a bit on he is still a legend and will always be the king of Minecraft. And no matter what happens…technoblade….never….dies!

[@NviusProducer]

If you've watched Tommy read his will on the smp, he makes jokes from beyond the grave through the game he loved so much. Technoblade was truly irreplaceable and left a dent in the world. I remember the day it happened most of my school was quiet, upset, and shocked. He will be missed

[@SHADOWBLADE8182]

@@NviusProducer ide just got back 2 days before from a 3 moth military ex in Canada. It was my first day back in work. Woke up 2 hrs after it was posted

[@allanliu5747]

The fact that he knew he was going to die and just accepted it and continued to act so positively and act like it’s nothing really shows what kind of a person technoblade is. Rest In Peace.

[@AdrianW]

Best wishes go out to Techno. Also, 4:23 was too hilarious to not mention

[@angryflamingos3314]

Why hello there mr average Adrian

[@tin4938]

cheese

[@TheDirtBlockTerraria]

Hello Adrian..

[@mjtuxxstudios9167]

hello there terraria/minecraft youtuber

[@clockwork_]

What is a terraria player doing here

[@spela7332]

Techno: almost gets his arm amputated Also techno: thinking about the jokes he'll tell about it

[@Bro1212_]

Almost?? He got like 1/4 of of his arm removed, at least now when techno wins a tournament he can brag he won with less than 2 arms

[@littleredruri]

@@Bro1212_ and then his fans will be mad at him if he loses like "broooo you didn't win that 1v10 with 1 arm? Clapppeed"

[@Bro1212_]

@@littleredruri I mean yea, who wouldn’t win against some of the best Mc players with one arm. If techno loses he’s bald, or more bald then he is now.

[@jverse4054]

thanks narrator

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

@@Bro1212_ idk why but that last part of the joke was the funniest dark humor

[@lullabye.]

I thought he was getting better, rewatching this almost after a year, feels terrible to remember myself getting my hopes up and now…

[@ideosama]

I feel the same I didn’t care anymore thinking he would survive and then it happened it was terrible I almost cry

[@urfavfilipinaa]

ong. i swear i remember him saying his cancer was almost gone and he was getting better. next thing you know we get hit with the news

[@leafistrying]

i know, at that point i didn’t really watch minecraft videos anymore, so i just thought “oh good he’s doing fine, the cancers basically gone” it’s so sad to think about

[@owendrake2748]

techno wanted you to be happier that is why he kept this attitude because he loved us and wanted us to smile though the pain just like how he smiled till the very end. God rest his soul I hope if there is a heaven and hell im going down but i just want to give him one hug in heaven which will be worth the entirety of torture

[@oplshss]

The joy in his voice. At this point they were telling him he wasn't going to survive. He knew it, I feel so bad that he didn't tell us.

[@lukaza1261]

Doctor: "we may have to amputate your arm" Techno: *imagines all the one arm related jokes he could make*

[@yogeshsaluja7008]

@Sound City (best and based) bot

[@itzzsfx]

@Sound City (best and based) what content? You don't have any uploads.

[@Alice1apple]

If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands …

[@Captain_Patsoflas]

Techno wakes up and hears the doctor saying that they amputated the wrong arm.

[@usernamenotrecognised]

That's the way to do it

[@aapieflora477]

Techno’s doctor is the type of person to look at an arm and ask: “Is anyone gonna amputate that?” And almost not wait for an answer

[@jayde8797]

aapie Flora is the type of person to look at a technoblade video and ask: “Is anyone gonna tell a funny joke about this?” And not wait for an answer

[@LuigisLegend]

@Sound City you didnt watch the vidio or?

[@krejzitime]

@@LuigisLegend I rhink the other guy was joking aswell

[@LuigisLegend]

@@krejzitime i dont think so.he spams that exact same massage under allot of comments

[@dabbasthegreat]

wilbursoot uses COPYRIGHT DMCA!!

[@lucifault3400]

I don’t know who will read this but I have to get this off my chest. My mom was recently diagnosed with breast cancer and just seeing Techno be so nonchalant about it just gives me a spec of hope for my mom. Thank you Techno’s family for being so strong. Technoblade never dies.

[@legoismymusic6467]

Praying for you, best of wishes to your mother.

[@SpyJamesTX]

I’m I’m praying my Fortnite name is Spyjamestx if you need to talk

[@SpyJamesTX]

I’m praying

[@Night12344]

Call bless your mother. I hope she gets well.❤

[@JamalJackson-ck1pk]

She dead probably ngl home boy☠️

[@xoxo.StarStruck]

The thing that hurts me the most is the fact he said he was fine. He said it was all going to be okay. He knew it wasn’t going to get better. He lied to us to protect us. And that was probably one of the best gifts he could have given us. He gave us hope. Was it false? Yeah, sure it was. But it was stil hope, and for that I’m grateful. It shows how much this man cared for his fan base. He was one of the best content creators that has ever walked the earth. So long, technoblade. We may be nerds. But we are loyal nerds. And we will never forget you. ❤️

[@kiangeorge8535]

Now when techno says "I'm just built different" he means it literally

[@the_fungus_]

@Jack Wrath (Based) 👑 you are biased, not based.

[@HybridAngel]

Bots really went from “technoblade is faking his cancer” to “he deserves it cause my content is better”

[@HybridAngel]

@Sound Nation 🅥 you don’t have content

[@HybridAngel]

@UCTEs0YfW_Ulj42iEDYzjrRQ and neither do you

[@l0vegap]

No he needs to remake the meme (when he gets better) with his arm and like just be like IM BUILT DIFFERENT I HAVE 205 BONES IN MY BODY

[@Cheetahhh]

I caaaaannn't dude, the day techno doesn't make a joke about a serious illness is the day the entire planet collapses. Love you Techno, glad you're better and fingers crossed for a quick recovery

[@nuggettea]

he is quite literally unstoppable

[@leaolol]

agreed and hi btw

[@lambachurro6173]

true

[@L3g3ndaryL3g3nd]

@@nuggettea yeah

[@scyc7740]

Damn you’re a bit egotistical. Talking to yourself and about how you “love yourself”.

[@zemchia]

Looking back on what was actually going on, Techno _must_ have known how screwed he was. He was only making seem so lighthearted to make us feel better. Even in the final stage of his life, he didn't want us to worry.

[@GrumpyAboutEverything]

Watching this video now hits like a 18 wheeler Truck. Rest well Techno you've gotta defeat the big guy and Conquer the heaven. Miss you Technoblade 👑🐷❤

[@animalmango6499]

Idk. I know his death is sad but I'm letting myself laugh at these halarius jokes.

[@ayushmaanpal6047]

Cancer 😢😢😢😢😢

[@Indie_Live]

"I almost lost my arm, anyway buy my merch!" Lol Its great how Techno can still be happy and funny while he is going through this situation. Get better soon.

[@thnx]

ho ho ho

[@flytude]

ikr

[@riripeaches]

@UC_gyXAw0EAha1FElBJcFU6A what?

[@raffihakim278]

He.... Did not get better. Fate chose otherwise.

[@Indie_Live]

@@raffihakim278 I know. He still promoted his merch though 🥲

[@Evan-fj5dr]

Bro techno takes the phrase “look at the positives” to another level. He found every positive possible to having *cancer* it’s either techno has the mental of a soldier or his story telling is really really good. Long live techno,he never dies.

[@SK1TZLESX]

He really did, and yes, technoblade never dies

[@thetrollerstroller1609]

he did fight the great potato war so the mentality part is definitely true

[@Fritz_Haarmann]

Techno gonna get older than the queen

[@wildjail5039]

Or he is a lich, they didn't use a 45.acp

[@orthodox7738]

I think veing negative about it wouldn't get him anywhere. So I mean it's not realy positive mindset but its more like a mature mindset. It's just like it is. People daily have horrible struggles a now he is one of the people that have these struggles, so there's no other choice than endure it and not cry about it. Overall it's just rare seeing someone who actually understands that problem xdd That's why we love Techno... He never is pretentious

[@sign_verken]

They always said "when pigs fly" but he flew higher then we ever did. Fly high, rest in peace

[@boku_z6317]

What a true man. He’s humor, his optimism, he maintains every bit of them even facing death door. I don’t even know this guy before, I’m only here for the morbid curiosity. Now I’m left ashamed of myself and amazed by this man. I thought I’m so jaded that nothing can engage my soul anymore but listening to him truly inspires me. If there is afterlife, when the day come I will go find your spirit there and tell you how awesome you are.

[@Cubick]

Techno is literally laughing about his arm getting amputated, never did I see someone be so happy about such things, respect

[@MrCommentGod]

Yee

[@Official.history]

His arm isn’t amuputated

[@highcat835]

i would too

[@blu.b3ll]

yuh

[@urmom-vu6gb]

@lol you think your funny?

[@smoree445]

Can’t wait for him to say “Cancer couldn’t beat me, YOU really think YOU can?”

[@Scythical]

"I would have said youre cancer but even cancer was able to hurt me"

[@dudemusicofficial]

I'm so excited about that XD

[@coffeencookie1511]

YEAAAHH

[@heatherreadsreddit8579]

Yesss!

[@romanflash3752]

@@Scythical wait what (•_•)

[@RetlocGaming]

"The elbow reveal was not meant to be", omfg I am about to start crying. I heard of techno and watched maybe 5 vids then I went back to my closed ring of tuber. Since his death I have been barely watching my ring and watching ANYTHING that might be interesting becasue you never know what you will find. But I am glad that the elbow reveal DID happen, even after his passing. Technoblade never dies.

[@Sans-rt8os]

the only man who truly laughs in the face of death. rest in peace, Technoblade

[@v3x1107]

"Dude, wake up. YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR SLEEPING PILLS" I can'tttt- this man is peak comedy

[@sining0]

lolol ain’t he alr sleeping

[@cringecenter4733]

Not really but yea kinda funny

[@lordtoomas]

@@sining0 that's the joke

[@Zugzwangoon]

"Technoblade's the only one that can save us from the Dream Team" “Bro I ain’t even gonna have 2 arms” Then, it is a fair fight.

[@carlt5917]

LMFAO IM DYING

[@muffinmaster1835]

He can beat them with 1 arm, and the other one isn't even tied behind his back!

[@jadesv2]

@@muffinmaster1835 …one arm? Ngl i think he could beat them, they just have an advantage

[@nateb21]

Nah techno could win with his nose, all he needs

[@zazubz]

WEEEEZEEEEE

[@PokemonFan123]

Coming back almost a year after his passing, every video just hits so different now and every moment is worth so much , we take the things we have for granted until they are gone, it felt so strange to laugh at this video again yet ina good way it reminded me of all the joy Techo brought while he was with us, Rest In Peace Technoblade King Of Minecraft

[@Nik-6675]

Damn it's been that long.

[@AlexTheAxolotl]

I remember being at my grandmaws working out and It said that he uploaded, it was so long nerds... I started fuckin cryin and my grandmother that didn't even know who he was even fealt bad, I cryed my self to sleep, and it was the day that I figured out We have the same name to...

[@OOO-yn2ko]

very well said we take things for granted and unfortunately never stop

[@douglasssquared]

😢

[@shadowpanther298]

A year and 2 months after hes gone, he still manages to make me smile and laugh in a video about literal cancer. You were a blessing to this world techno.

[@va-v]

"WAKE UP, you've got to take your SLEEPING PILLS!" The amount of sheer irony in that sentence. I wish you feel better soon, being in a wheelchair sucks (from experience), steps and badly constructed ramps are mortal enemies.

[@coreyklaustermeier5692]

I know this is a sensitive topic but that was hilarious. Props to Techno for being able to make jokes and laugh despite the severity of the situation.

[@Khy._]

the *"well why would anyone do that"* ACTUALLY made me spit my water out, it's so amazing to see how he hasn't let this change his outlook. Much love, Techno.

[@hannah-ze6jn]

4:32

[@hurricanedh]

I mean it’s true, why WOULD anyone do that if there were no great effects?

[@noxitathetwentyone]

he was the one going through everything and yet he still hoped it wasn't too heavy for US, that is some dedication to his fans mental wellbeing. Rest easy king! (also his alternate plan for the amputation is hilariously morbid)

[@astrofuton]

The fact that he was able to keep his sense of humor and make legitimately HILARIOUS jokes about something that must have been so utterly terrifying is one of the most honorable and special things I've ever seen. A true inspiration of a human being... Technoblade never dies.

[@justagoofygenderbender6853]

Can we just say how calm he is about the entire situation? He's acting like he scraped his knee.

[@Sourjasnata]

Because he knows that worrying won't get him anything !

[@Mad4dab]

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@katartz660]

Literally I panic more about a scraped knee than he is acting with this

[@rosiecfk5631]

He’s acting calm because he knows technoblade never dies

[@Lystr0saur]

"Scrapped" implies he turned his knee to scrap. "Scraped" means he barely scartched it.

[@noranot_norahhh]

As a one-armed person, the "If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands" song kills me. I wouldn't clap my hands and other people would ask me why I wasn't happy. Anyways, glad Techno didn't lose his hand!

[@shahidkarim9910]

Just hit yo thighs innit?

[@Nik-6675]

*arm

[@flouri1877]

So are you happy I can't recognize

[@fossil4906]

@@shahidkarim9910 this is what my friend decided to do, sadly we havnt met in person yet but we talk all the time and we talked about this 😂 makes jokes on it all the time

[@Broham-ju5td]

How long did it take to type that comment

[@cald1421]

Rewatching these really makes me think what could’ve been. He felt pain but waited a few days before seeking medical attention His major arm surgery was delayed by 10 days. Then TWO weeks because the plastic surgeons were “busy.” Time matters in these scenarios

[@smiletwt]

no, the surgery was completely successful. his arm did not kill him, his lungs absolutely filled with tumors did

[@naparasmon788]

6 months. I'm crying. Again. He didn't want for us to worry about him, and he did it right. We haven't worried about him. It's so surreal.

[@popy922]

Technoblade is the kinda guy who tell jokes while having cancer, and ask "is anyone gonna laugh at that" and not wait for an answer.

[@uhyeahok4995]

i get the wilbur reference

[@prowiserpuffling9568]

ye i got it

[@awesomegenius3520]

This takes a whole new level of KZbin Tryhard

[@NighttimeDaydreams]

Thank you for this XD

[@flogchamp9530]

@@uhyeahok4995 oh really?

[@vanby7486]

"Having two arms is convenient. I would like to continue this trend" Good luck Techno! Stay strong!

[@limitlesscord7319]

@@shitcrazyyy9024 no

[@mrjack08722]

@@shitcrazyyy9024 Wow. I just pulled it up on youtube. Straight up trash.

[@tered1033]

This didn't age well...

[@adityaadhikari2010]

Technoblade never dies

[@tempest8882]

Yep, stay strong 🥹

[@Zyper820]

Watching this made me cry rest in peace.

[@AntoineMurenga]

never watched Technoblade growing up but decided to watch this video after seeing the tribute video, and damn. How do I explain this, what he's talking about is so serious but he was so comedic about it that as he's talking about losing a bone and how people should be embarassed about having 206 I actually teared up smiling. Wish I could have been one of his viewers growing up

[@SpaceFlye]

Technoblade's *"it is what it is"* postivive attitude is so under-rated. Not many youtubers are *this* level of chill, let alone when it comes to life changing traumatic events.

[@andygonzalez692]

one day i hope to reach such levels of positiveness and chill that having literal cancer is not a big deal

[@kwoshent0]

It's not traumatic for him if he's positive about it. What a giga-chad

[@npva2633]

I honestly love this guy..

[@KopyErr]

Ikr ;0;

[@Baggerz182]

repent

[@Lavantte]

It still hasn't completely kicked in yet. He always made light of everything, even in times as dark as these.. May you rest easy Techno, my condolences to your family.

[@Honzecki]

R.I.P. Techno

[@rattonleash8536]

'one last push' really feels different now....

[@imnotquandalenomore1919]

Rest in Peace Technoblade...

[@cameronpfaff8741]

I'm now on a mission to watch every video of Techno's

[@rattonleash8536]

@@cameronpfaff8741 me too, thanks for the idea lol

[@FunniGuy-]

He fought to the end. He might not have won, but he built an amazing community along the way. Rest easy techno.

[@GrumpyAboutEverything]

He took it so lightly, he shouldn't have gone away Rest well Technoblade because YOU HAVE TO CONQUER THE HEAVEN o7

[@chickenatorshorts]

Absolute legend, Wishing you a healthy recovery bro

[@Tommo3756]

Gamers

[@quzilix2014]

@@Tommo3756 stop

[@Crap_A.I_bird]

@@Tommo3756 why do you have to beg for subs you're supposed to earn subs not beg for subs Edit : wow so you edit your comment to make me look like an idiot (nice)

[@danialnit]

@@7pan cap

[@ppphhhoooeee]

@@7pan bruh soemone here is literally seriously ill and your saying that he faked it? How is that going to benefit him?

[@death7380]

Only techno would joke about himself having cancer and loosing his arms. This is what makes him amazing

[@sudenluola2241]

losing* arm*

[@Kryo0809]

Your name is Death and you have 666 likes… huh

[@actorious9646]

losing*

[@leiffff]

@WhoDekMan damn

[@jakubsedlar9145]

Losing arm Techno brain: Jokes Jokes Jokes

[@CreativeChaos-bn4cq]

Had this playing in the background while I was playing minecraft, and at 2:22, lighting started striking everywhere. It just makes this hit harder. RIP Techno

[@jgsg2620]

6:52 omg this had me cracking up!! The positivity he had during all of this is mind blowing!!

[@notknow1881]

Techno: “I actually have to edit this video with one arm, Which is a bit of a spoiler for the rest of the video” Title:

[@Bruhuhuhuhhhh]

Staring at the camera for 1 mintue and 30 seconds

[@hopelss_1813]

But remember he couldn’t move his right arm

[@ColeSlayz]

IM THE BEST FORTNITE PLAYER OF ALL TIME 💯💯💯🐐💪 FWM

[@boneheadedfellow13]

@@ColeSlayz no

[@NemesisBright]

"man he has quads" glad to see this man having his sense of humour even through this devastation of a thing (gws)

[@Iambasicallybetter]

@Sound City (best and based) I’m 80% sure you get bullied at nursery

[@Modlex]

@@Iambasicallybetter lmao

[@second_snizzle3493]

@@Iambasicallybetter and im 101% sure his parents left him there and never came back

[@manipulat]

@@Iambasicallybetter fr theyre so miserable i can only guess that the bot owner got owned at minecraft by technoblade

[@manipulat]

and is taking it way too seriously, i feel sorry for their parents

[@psychening]

man, it still hits me how i can walk away from this video feeling goddamn inspired, hopeful for a man who is already gone. i mean really, how many people have this much charisma in absolutely any situation including the extremely scary ones? holy hell, what a completely overpowered perspective and attitude about life this guy had.

[@ayaanagarwal]

It seemed like everything was going to be ok. His strength throughout is admirable. The surprise only made the news worse. Watching this I had a bitter taste in my mouth but I know he's in a better place now and he died fighting. Regards to the Technoblade family. Fly high, King. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@acloudofcurls5336]

"You guys still have 206 bones? And you're not embarrassed?" - Technoblade, the guy who makes fun of his cancer while telling the story of how his doctors almost chopped his arm off

[@Sophie-rn2rd]

@Jack Wrath why did you click on the video if you don't like techno?

[@penguinlord6098]

@Jack Wrath imagine needin attention

[@phantochu3456]

@@Sophie-rn2rd Attention

[@technoisthegoat223]

@Jack Wrath Imagine being jealous enough to try and justify making fun of an illness like that. Techno deserves every subscriber he has because of his humor, his personality, and his strength. The fact that you even posted this shows how desperate you are for attention, and how sick of an individual you are.

[@kibbleknight2156]

@Jack Wrath DEAD FATHER MOMENT

[@Obsidianeyes431]

Edit: Guys I am well aware that this didn't age well can you quit making me feel bad about myself and not fill my reply section with the same thing?!

[@callcium248]

The comment above me is a bot to get views just report and ignore it

[@RTJXD]

@@callcium248 idk why people like feeding off others content for views

[@vixiyan2654]

@Sound City (best and based) wtf is wrong with you.

[@RTJXD]

@@vixiyan2654 some people just like to act like crap

[@vixiyan2654]

@Sound City (best and based) and you don't even have so called "content" as you don't have videos posted. you don't even have subscribers.

[@kentcedrickmercado1106]

"See you all next time" hits so hard when i heard that and all the good news it thought he had it in the bag like not dying to cancer but next thing we know yee so long techno thank you for everything that u have done and fly high king

[@napsbrickrailways2290]

I think Alex knew at this point that he was not gonna make it. But his incredible wit made us all laugh. Technoblade will truly never die. o7

[@benji-d7770]

Can’t wait for techno to say, "Cancer couldn't beat me, and you think YOU can?”

[@ok-pv7fw]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[@anonymousanonymous9587]

CANCER lowered my maximum health like one heart, DREAM could get me to half a heart at most, AND YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THEM?!

[@alucard6992]

AIDS has entered the chat XD

[@he1l0.63]

*Doctors has left the chat.*

[@windy94]

Can't wait too •💧 ᴗ 💧•

[@ZombieSazza]

“10 million subscriber elbow reveal” I’m actually crying with laughter, Techno’s immediate thought were “how can I traumatised my viewers” and “how can I monetise my arm being amputated”, and I’m ugly laugh-crying. I’m really glad you’re okay and recovering nicely, but I absolutely adore how dramatic and hilarious you are and I’m really glad you haven’t lost your sense of humour

[@enzopontes4460]

@@MagikMako ?

[@Keiisah]

God I remember freaking out to my friends and crying when this came out, but they reassured me that it would be fine and I believed so as well. Sad things aside, thank you for all you've done!

[@GradientOGames]

over time I went from denial to gradually increasing sadness and for the first time I cried when the mcc footage went on, knowing im never gonna see technoblade in mcc ever again. rip

[@afellowlemon]

"Technoblade never dies." we said. Life is testing this man out of spite. edit: I support techno, this wasn't a mean spirited comment. Leave Mello alone.

[@mello9586]

Techno has already mentioned that he isn't comfortable with people using this phrase in context with his health.Please stop.

[@randomico7632]

@@mello9586 when?

[@cryokinesismc]

@@mello9586 when?

[@rashidahhussain9930]

@@mello9586 when

[@temmieisakward2830]

@@mello9586 when

[@RepaidTiger]

This dude takes having a major tumor like it’s not serious. Just shows how happy of a person he truly is regardless of the situation. Get better bro!

[@xkarnage]

big respect to him

[@d.tcomma]

its not like you want to be pessimistic about having it

[@RepaidTiger]

@@d.tcomma yeah but I know if I had it I wouldn’t come to terms with it this way. Big respect to him for being able to handle it this way

[@ultimatezack6437]

@@d.tcomma being pessimistic about is terrible for your mental health but being so happy about it is just weird but he’s Technoblade

[@averagegenzguy2751]

@Sound City (best and based) Axxl Is somehow better

[@c0smickoi]

I started rewatching some of technos old videos recently. It kind of hit me again that he’s actually gone. He’s not just taking a break or didn’t just quit KZbin. He’s gone. He was and still is a big part of the minecraft community in general and will forever be missed

[@KatieNoelle13]

I miss you techno. So much. You made so many people happy, smile a lot, and I really miss seeing content from you. I appreciate how hard you worked on the videos and how much fun you had. It was almost a therapy. I hope you’re resting easy, I keep coming back thinking you’ll post again.

[@acerbix5217]

Doctor: “We’re gonna need to have a difficult conversation” Techno: *googling how to play Minecraft with feet*

[@juniper6938]

Didn’t georgenotfound do that? He could probably just call him up

[@fmzaim6867]

with elbow :) , in case he lose his arm

[@ansleemarie3961]

Yep exactly! 🤣🤣

[@marcogc2913]

LMAO

[@user-cz2cg6sr5d]

It isnt that funny cause that's his job, he wouldn't have money, without money no food, without food no life.

[@eclipsez9157]

[Insert person]: "did you got the cancer removed?" Techno: "Yes" [Insert Person]: "What did it cost?" Techno: *"My Quadriceps and a Bone"*

[@sofia2561]

@Jack Wrath (Based) 👑 what

[@thebeechild1323]

@@sofia2561 they are a troll

[@wolf-fang]

@@sofia2561 its a troll bot

[@CowMaam]

@Jack Wrath (Based) 👑 that's very uncool

[@sofia2561]

@@wolf-fang oh

[@andrewyang4302]

the fact that he was positive even though he had cancer was something truly amazing. though you are not here with us no more you will still be remembered in our hearts. I am so coming back to this years time! Maybe even show my grand kids this as a reminder to smile even in the darkest times

[@Slytherin_101]

What really bums me is the fact that no more than 4 months after this video was made, Techno passed. What a damn legend. Techno blade never dies.

[@masshysteria9657]

Good thing that Techno gets to keep his arm. Would have been terrifying if Techno gets a prostetic arm that does 20 CPS per finger.

[@bloopi7414]

bro he would be a true gamer

[@Iqbal.1602_]

if he didnt everyone would fear him

[@biffadaboi9179]

thats per finger so lets say he can average 14 cps per finger on normal hand right get him 8 mouses and hes going ahead doing 136 cps in total over 8 different mouses

[@goreangel1258]

Obviously NONE of you have seen his early on videos where he showed how fast his CPS is. Lol

[@djcookiez6019]

If he carried on with that hed be even more of a legend though if he still had the same skills

[@Lapling]

This man is actually a legend. He's gone through so much and he's still laughing and joking throughout, we love you techno

[@darkflightdreamer1698]

hello

[@ismael8926]

And he still bully nerds in skywars

[@antonibazewicz936]

Yessir

[@benforrest-welby605]

doesn't make him a legend, he just cant do anything about it lol

[@pinkii.]

Watching this after he died made me so sad, if I saw this when it was uploaded I would've been really hopeful for his survival, but unfortunately he didn't survive. R.I.P Technoblade 🕊 we miss you

[@sobriqet3188]

“Wake up, you need to take your sleeping pills” best quote I’ve ever heard

[@V4shStampede]

7:00

[@pastelastrx]

HE SAID THAT AS I READ THIS COMMENT XD

[@Mellomelt]

i don't know how you can stay so positive during such a painful period. you're amazing man im glad you're back and doing well

[@JeolReal]

@@poolist shut.

[@alexandthephoenix9154]

Agree

[@dan.6403]

Hi Melt i can fruitbridge :o

[@PurpleLover101]

At least he isn't cooking meth

[@meep5604]

Same and hi melt I was watching your livestream earlier today

[@sowhat1754]

So glad he had a long KZbin career so we could see so much content from him and rewatching them over and over doesn’t get dry he really was one of the greatest KZbinrs Rest in peace techno

[@williamsalgado9738]

What a legend to still have such a fantastic sense of humor in this situation. Truly inspirational and he is such a strong guy.

[@Raahil]

I hope everything gets better Technoblade stay healthy and safe

[@MrCommentGod]

Yee

[@ae2270]

@@poolist no

[@charlesthehelicopterguy9483]

@@poolist shut

[@dynastyr]

How are you verified and get barely views

[@freeexploits4you183]

When I read ur comment, idk why, but I heard it as jack manifolds voice

[@itzkiwi7794]

I thought making an “elbow reveal” joke would be too much, but the man did it himself. Mad respect as always, what a legend.

[@MrCommentGod]

Legend

[@katexmson]

@SC (Best KZbinr, cry harder bitches) bro wtf?

[@gillianstyles4103]

@SC (Best KZbinr, cry harder bitches) wtf.

[@__lasevix_]

The bots are getting straight up disgusting

[@r.ave.n]

@SC (Best KZbinr, cry harder bitches) You need help ? Are you ok ?

[@teagana8972]

Rest in peace techno

[@starlight8208]

Can’t believe it’s been almost 1 year without you the world truly hasn’t been the same you will always and forever be our hero techno rip🕊️

[@thespicypickleman7826]

This man was this close to losing an arm and still wished everyone a merry christmas. He truly is an incredibly strong person

[@habibimode2532]

So?

[@doggydrool1479]

@Sound City (best and based) no.

[@z_.5557]

@@CryptoMark0 K ¥ $

[@kizombooooo8457]

What how hard is it to say merry Christmas

[@thunderjawgaming]

I love when ppl don't even try putting effort in the comments

[@thealifoxchannel3897]

He made it seem like he was getting better, he didn’t want to scare us even though he knew how bad it was. I’m so sorry Techno. May your soul RIP.

[@user-pk4nr6dy9g]

Mid channel. Go outside and stop worshipping microcelebrities. People seriously crying over a death of a person that they never met. Sure it’s not a good thing but HE did not PERSONALLY entertain YOU, if he stops uploading videos that entertain you you stop watching that’s it. He cannot meet a million people, KZbinrs are not your friends, being so emotionally attached to people that you never met or talked to is partly why our society is on its downfall. Don’t let nothing-events heavily affect your life.

[@infinitytower8957]

@@user-pk4nr6dy9g The guy literally died. Today. What is wrong with you?

[@user-pk4nr6dy9g]

@@infinitytower8957 “MY FAVORITE MINECRAFT KZbinR DIED WAHHHH” Average upper-middle class white person that is too comfortable in life to deal with the idea of death

[@nickthebaguette]

@@user-pk4nr6dy9g We don't have to deal with the idea of death. Losing ANYONE that mattered for you is incredibly sad, and you are trying to make yourself feel good off of others' feelings relating to such a difficult piece of news

[@infinitytower8957]

@@user-pk4nr6dy9g I’m not that much of a fan, but the guy literally died TODAY, and you’re insulting him. Respect the dead at least somewhat.

[@cassiedunne9870]

its so crazy he had me convinced he was gonna get better because he was so nonchalant about it technoblade never dies

[@nickm2015]

He was so brave. Love you forever Techno.

[@G89_No_Limits]

"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES." Was so true in this case.

[@theairisamagician830]

googoogaga

[@Bruhuhuhuhhhh]

Staring at the camera for 1 mintue and 30 seconds

[@joshuabeck7838]

@@Bruhuhuhuhhhh go somewhere else

[@theairisamagician830]

@@Bruhuhuhuhhhh no

[@ElijahBridenstine]

idk about that

[@ianmurphy2553]

The fact that techno is still charismatic and chill shows how confident he is

[@thnx]

ho ho ho

[@Somebodysmart1]

His parents are weeping while techno’s still making one arm jokes

[@dlmiii1]

This man is a legend, He doesn’t even take this seriously, when he’s probably gonna remove a limb. My respect for techno is out of this universe and beyond

[@-.-.-.-___-.-.-.-]

@Sound City (best and based) TRUE

[@rerg6923]

nono he probably takes it seriously, he's just making the best out of a bad situation. a skill not many people have!

[@BlazeTrickShotsOg]

@Sound City (best and based) … How the fu-

[@phantomooof9860]

Respect

[@noobishmongo8280]

@Sound City (best and based) Emotion and humility exis-

[@fenrirgaming2307]

Everyone: "NOOOO MY FAVORITE KZbinR ALMOST LOST HIS ARM!!" Techno: "If your happy and you know it clap your hands"

[@vesperthe_planet]

**LONG pause**

[@bushrairfan3332]

😭-

[@viswajitbala7924]

that one kid: *Clap clap*

[@Baggerz182]

repent g

[@adityabhatnagar8120]

Phew!!