Dream SMP: The Red Festival

[@Technoblade]

it stays in the pit

[@lorenabasabe206]

yes yes

[@sudeepgowda8375]

yes

[@SC-hk6bs]

The king hath returned

[@madisyn_xox]

In the p i t

[@redspheres6269]

The pig stays in the pit

[@Wifies]

You know you've messed up when the person you're drowning begins to drink water

[@N8Toons]

You’re everywhere

[@sahilpojee]

wifies i love your videos

[@Silver-lu1dt]

You like every minecraft youtuber I like

[@mr.clockwork]

Anarchy Anarchy Anarchy

[@444.jasminne]

@@N8Toons you’re* sorry i had to

[@hermioneclearwater2765]

"Any critical, national weaknesses we want to talk about?" *Dead silence* "For fun?"

[@jepiene]

Whoo state secrets

[@sindly8729]

Whoo,party

[@kousei9661]

FIREWORKS WHOO

[@Wobbmin]

"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@hayhay4357]

I wanna like but it's at 666 so oh well

[@DrGears]

Techno: "I was peer pressured" Tommy: *upset at Techno for killing Tubbo* Tubbo: *fully understanding of Techno's reasoning* Wilbur: *wanting violence and blood for content*

[@HannahGlover-nj5sz]

He got excellent content.

[@yuncpr]

​@@HannahGlover-nj5sz definitely 💀

[@loah_1]

@@yuncpr aged like milk

[@Realname-k1p]

@@loah_1 y bro because of drama

[@cowardlynoodle8107]

"The only universal language is violence" "Might've just committed tax fraud" "Oh, and the murders" "Those rockets cost $10,000" "All the cool kids talk about state secrets" "You have to understand, I was under mild peer pressure" "The firework weapons test was a HUGE success" "I'll continue stockpiling weapons"

[@lazicepie7800]

Deserves to go in the museum of -‘Technoblade quotes’- Edit: ‘Sun Tzu Quotes’

[@Monker83]

@@lazicepie7800 you mean sun tzu quotes?

[@c.y.922]

Good quotes

[@AintNoJohn]

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@cloakdagger4711]

This sounds like Technoblade stole some government technology improve it. Then spent it murdering people then realized the fireworks costed way too much and committed tax fraud due to that.

[@goob6095]

jschlatt: ”Take him out Techno” Techno: “To dinner?”

[@agintofchoas7014]

A man of culture

[@talentlesscommenter1329]

A man of culture

[@ninjajuju]

A man of culture

[@hishamaziz764]

No, take him out to lunch

[@xX_UvvU_Xx]

@@hishamaziz764 nah breakfast

[@Sans-rt8os]

i love how it goes from " nothing good happens to traitors" to " good things dont happen to heroes"

[@Not_LaGGy999]

fr

[@fidget0227]

Schlatt: “Everybody cheer Democracy!” Techno, an anti-democracy anarchist: “...woo”

[@aaronshan51]

By definition anarchists are usually pro-democracy (there are variants that are against democracy but they have different names, etc...)

[@abc6568]

@@aaronshan51 I thought pure anarchists are against any form of government

[@ItsNullAndVoid]

@wsufhe gisuhs Democracy itself is a system of government. If it wasn't, by definition, there wouldn't be any established rules a.k.a social order, so democracy couldn't exist or at least wouldn't work. Anarchism proposes very little government power, not no government at all.

[@aa01blue38]

He's the 2b2t kind of anarchist, except PG

[@abc6568]

@wsufhe gisuhs true, too bad democracy often isnt quite that simple

[@secretlyditto7716]

Schlatt: “Everyone say Democracy!!” Techno: “Woo. Ahh. Yeah...”

[@PS-vr1uv]

@@gusphobicc no, he heard *blood for the blood god*

[@salvadororellana571]

Can you please tell me the first dream smp vid by technoblade cuz this is definitely not the first 1

[@secretlyditto7716]

@@salvadororellana571 i do not know, but he does have a ton of playlists! He also has a playlist of all the livestreams he’s done on the SMP and they are extensive! So there’s content! :)

[@salvadororellana571]

@@secretlyditto7716 thanks

[@imlostandneedanswers1310]

@@PS-vr1uv 😓😓😓

[@legendarylily8871]

techno: "there were like 20 dudes there that would've jumped me tommy" also techno: *turns around and massacres the entire crowd without breaking a sweat*

[@StarryxNight5]

Well, to be fair, he caught them by surprise.

[@perom551]

@@StarryxNight5 Also, he probably didn't know how strong the crossbow really was. You can notice he only improvises the mass murder part after noticing the damage that thing did when it accidentally hit Schlatt and Quackity

[@coolboyfunnel9999]

8

[@evil-doer6211]

@@Vindextra bro don’t remind me of the channel 😭😭

[@mishlimon98]

the element of surprise and shock if he just killed the president with an axe the shock wouldn't be as much like he killed tubbo and the president with rocket

[@simply_deity]

That rocket launcher is so unbelievably OP. Even Techno was genuinely shocked when he saw how many people he just insta-killed. Gotta love it xD

[@TazariaGaming]

When Techno is in a high stress situation he reverts to his primal instinct, which is to stab everything

[@cranknlesdesires]

The red haze descends upon his eyes and people die

[@zuniitsu]

That's too true

[@nishasnyder]

When in stress, murder is the only option

[@_hippo1234]

Yeeeeee violence

[@k_jrin28]

he gonna start stabbing shit

[@Mistyf1]

“Who is that technologyblade guy who keeps quoting me.” -Sun Tzu

[@die8208]

Says a lot about our society 😔✊🏽

[@silliebilliespider]

technoblade -> technologysword -> inventionscimitar

[@MrCaretucker]

Everyone’s going to remember this as “Techno’s festival of colors.”

[@lukiia9854]

Sounds so much better, that’s what I’m calling the festival now, that’s what’s going down in the history books

[@elil7945]

The violence was certainly colorful

[@ohitsrusher842]

Most of the colors were very red

[@mangoes.]

That sounds like a lovely colorful and peaceful name.. it’s perfect.. ish

[@clam6254]

i prefer the red festival, sounds more vicious

[@daryncollins7640]

"i had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water" this is the reason why we loved you as a content creator rest in peace

[@thatguy5143]

Techno: "there were 20 dudes there they would've jumped me" Also Techno: *kills everyone*

[@strategicalcelery9206]

WITH ONLY HIS BOW

[@grace30728]

How does he commit that tho?? I am so confused

[@Alteewzx]

@@grace30728 firework

[@clashdash5654]

@@grace30728 he shot the fireworks from his crossbow which deals redicoulous damage and splash

[@simeonabreha7050]

@@strategicalcelery9206 crossbow

[@Wowsette]

jschlatt: “Take him out.” technoblade: “take him out to dinner?”

[@backspas6485]

69th like

[@stuff5757]

Both options are illegal, since Tubbo is a minor

[@waffle3879]

What a romantic gentleman 😏

[@deceasedbeing9540]

lol

[@dannyn6036]

@@stuff5757 what’s wrong with taking a minor out for dinner? My chill uncle’s friend take me and my brothers out for food all the time

[@AceOfHearts95]

"He murdered you in front of a crowd" He also murdered the crowd

[@tombomb4451]

Yeah

[@azimuthal1790]

so no crowd?

[@tornadotaylor8956]

No witnesses!

[@rapip3348]

no witnesses no problem

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

"I was under peer pressure." Also murdered the crowd B)

[@captainkill5983]

18:31 “there were like 20 dudes they would have shot me where I stood” Techno: *shoots 20 dudes with firework crossbow*

[@JoshBeck-z5m]

He had the jump, had it been the other way around it might not have gone well

[@mzulm]

i love how techno says very random things "yeah violence!" "WOOO STATE SECRETS"

[@jasherr3740]

Ikr lol

[@mikehunt3060]

*I... Start your sentence with an uppercase letter next time.

[@LemonAide2024]

@@mikehunt3060 you must be fun at parties

[@eldritchgod4308]

@@LemonAide2024 The Guy's got the Grammar-nazi insignia as his pfp, let the man-child be.

[@perfectionist.]

@@mikehunt3060 i am, Sorry Mr.

[@SAD_istfied]

Nice

[@ambredurimel5604]

POG

[@ineficiente]

POG

[@ManmathBiradar]

POGCHAMP ITS SADIST

[@itsjedu8403]

POG

[@refiquwlastname1048]

hi

[@gravity9921]

Somehow technoblade is calm, patient, sarcastic, and a bully all at once.

[@ddybo123]

youre not wrong

[@radit6288]

because he have adhd

[@australium7374]

Because he was tasked with espionage

[@i2t290]

lol

[@randomperson1844]

It could be that... he is a sadist

[@soulknight5330]

I love how well Schlatt plays the vilain role, I feel like Techno and Schlatt compliment the vibe so well even when they’re not directly interacting with each other. It’s such a joy to watch.

[@artificialidiot1654]

Techno: *kills the whole manberg population* Quakity: Everyone go after tommyinnit right now!

[@artificialidiot1654]

@Online Siblings Ik but tommy didn't murder the president along with his civilians

[@pineapplepizza1490]

Cuz techno is too powerful

[@mohmmadahmed8522]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@StarryxNight5]

Quakity has PTSD for techno, man.

[@pineswut4676]

He didn’t killed purpled lol

[@abienahl345]

“I have a small attention span” also farmed potatoes for like 11 hours straight recently

[@tufflamb]

But he was watching anime while farming so all is fair

[@realbignoob1886]

@@tufflamb he was?

[@tufflamb]

@@realbignoob1886 yes

[@realbignoob1886]

@@tufflamb I thought he had a lot of patience

[@tufflamb]

@@realbignoob1886 thats like the last thing he would have. he has adhd

[@MitoraNameisTaken]

Techno’s existence itself is a flex. He obliterated everyone as colorful as possible.

[@StarryxNight5]

He made sure to get the manburg colours for the rockets so he could flex on them. It was expensive but worth it.

[@SecretPsithurism]

where can i watch dream smp

[@Hoponthedresserrr]

*I can agree.*

[@adventurepie4150]

@@SecretPsithurism Unfortunately, to be updated on Dream SMP, you gotta get yourself update through the streams of everyone in Dream SMP (on Twitch). Some of them stream everyday and probs better to be updated through the YT summary channels. But if there’s only one streamer that will give you full context of what’s happening, its Tommyinnit. :)

[@InZaynReality]

@@SecretPsithurism you can look on the playlists for the streams

[@sockswithsamdals]

hearing nihachu go "he's still so young" while he drowns hurts a lot now

[@thelightbeamyt]

😭😭

[@MsConolly21]

😢

[@Depressedweeboo]

yeah

[@I_am_a_Personnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

You cant do this to me- dudeeeeeeee......

[@simple_idiot]

He's two years older than me, and my life haven't even started yet. Truly unfair. Please someone find a cure for cancer.

[@yataimii9514]

You can hear the happiness in techno's voice when he killed a massive amount of people with his crossbow promoting his channel

[@everyone343]

🥰

[@stevenandersen6989]

Happy late channel birthday techno

[@joshuahilde1890]

"any critical, national weaknesses you wanna talk about, for fun!" - Technoblade the undercover spy "uhhhhhhh, what?" - dictator jschlatt "woohoo state secrets" this was my favorite part.

[@mahoushoujodoinky]

I read this just as it happened.

[@somedavidoguy_5629]

-democratically elected schlatt

[@airconditioningunit9777]

“The thing about this world is that the only universal language, is violence” -hot elbow man

[@cope_induced]

i wheezed jesus christ-

[@bunnybunbun2826]

mmmmmhmm yes the famous hot elbow man

[@leesmith5948]

:D

[@Rigfish]

thanks air conditioner

[@lightningllama]

What're you doing in my room 😳

[@ynedd]

16:25 Techno: "Wilbur, you wanted to blow up Manberg." Wilbur: "Oh yeah, yeah, it's all in the past man, IT'S ALL IN THE FUTURE" The bastard hinted at it! He friggin hinted at it! We all just ignored it!!!

[@jiehe3630]

He’s started another SMP series to distract squid kid while he farms 1billion potatoes

[@TopHatsGuy]

Potato war 4? The grand finale

[@CreamyCow]

@@TopHatsGuy and then grand finale rematch

[@cdragon7583]

@@CreamyCow there is not actual grand finale.... it goes on forever

[@pedropereira6888]

I mean his island is still private and squid kid's island is private too again after being public when the war ended. And aparently Techno still farms potatos by hand so he might be silently going for a 1 billion of a certain resource

[@Error-zg4po]

I really hope Techno is NOT doing a potato war part 4 for his mental sake and tbh I really want a variety in content

[@Maaaaiii.]

What this video has shown me: - People can drink water while drowning - Peer pressure can kill - fireworks + crossbow = most OP weapon - violence is the universal language

[@NoNo-jy8jm]

Yes

[@Rhyton]

The firework + crossbow shock me ngl

[@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838]

Fireworks + Crossbow is good against crowds because of the AOE damage.

[@ratman-f1b]

i didn't even know you could do that

[@Vardel.]

@@ratman-f1b its a mod

[@plun1331]

techno: assasinates half the nation shlatt: GET TOMMYINNIT

[@blazeyude9999]

The whole nation, actually

[@Meme-pg5tw]

That was quackity

[@blurp9054]

I mean shlatt have a condition

[@aj-ug9hh]

can't really blame him though. techno has trident and techno is techno

[@2weaky_702]

Thats because technoblade never dies.

[@thelastprime4978]

Oh my god this video legit has probably one of the best intros on KZbin If Techno knew how to do anything it was how to make one hell of an entrance Rest In Peace Blood god no one could ever do it like you

[@mehmeddoruk3]

can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead

[@hiii345]

@@mehmeddoruk3boy shut up it’s called respecting a legend and you are on every single comment that says rip nobody is in mood right now everyone here is sad

[@cierrahubers]

@@mehmeddoruk3bruh not saying it doesnt mean that he’s not dead

[@codyjake6284]

I Like how techno when he’s explain that he can only fly in the rain, it sounds like a crappy superpower

[@casuals.3.19]

If he had these powers irl they would be useless because he lives in California

[@directioner4859]

@@casuals.3.19 yep

[@Apollowram]

Sorta like catch the rainbow from steel ball run

[@sgosstheboss]

Cody Jake yea I would hate to have that power cause rain is my least favorite weather and I live in an area where it seems every time it rains, it's either really cold out or it's summer.

[@eascide]

@@Apollowram yeah thats why i was thinkin of

[@thatteen2173]

“Democratically elected leadership? NOT ON MY WATCH!” “Sir this is a taco bell”

[@qaurito8081]

get rid of the government techno

[@J.Lupoli]

I thought this was an subway

[@hkpenguin6309]

Slaygix no it’s a wendys

[@LamperougeZKreutz]

STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE

[@winterhawks4830]

Lol I just crapped my pants

[@-Pakman-]

Techboblade: “I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water” Fundy: *MAD CONFUSED NOISES*

[@tigo9328]

Be Honest who else is a FAN 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇 “ɪ’ᴍ sᴜʙʙɪɴ𝙶 ᴛᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏⓄɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ sᴜʙ𝘴​ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ”👀😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@gamerhatch9072]

tigo .__. Stop it bot

[@bagel4620]

tigo .__. I’m not a fan I’m a lamp

[@lukefrank8047]

remember...

[@wittesteve6969]

*goverment members talk about litterally anything* Technoblade: 'State secrets wooo'

[@MusicLover96954]

Technoblade’s actual personality is his own character lmao and it fits perfectly

[@Hit_by_a_Parked_Car]

self insert

[@Professor_Brie]

They’re not pretending to be characters they’re not on the SMP, they’re only exaggerating and making things more dramatic in a very extended bit, in a way, so it would make sense that they’d act like themselves, since there isn’t actually a specific character they’re trying to play other than a more entertaining version of themselves. So pretty much, everyone’s “character” is themselves. 👍

[@RaelagDidEverythingRight]

They are pretending they are themselves

[@okayum]

@@Professor_Brie THIS. This is exactly why every single person using the excuse of "personas" to do whatever they want in art or fanfiction is complete bullcrap and I'm tired of it. That excuse was, is, and always will be invalid.

[@okayum]

EDIT: misunderstood

[@h.p.wallnut9912]

Schlatt: “Techno, kill Tubbo” Techno: “Genocide it is then!”

[@jamebeckhusen9030]

“Its mass murder then”

[@jaxonfreeze7882]

@@fabrir8512 *read the comment above you before replying

[@sprtanboy8069]

@@fabrir8512 look like we have a bruh moment

[@Dappersworth]

Genocide: "The systematic and widespread extermination or attempted extermination of a national, racial, religious, or ethnic group."

[@Akira-cd2qs]

I mean, if you have already kill someone then why don't kill everyone

[@beholdnonsense5100]

Gotta love how Techno only needs a second to realize the power his rocket launcher has to immediately go mad with bloodlust

[@lemondrops3126]

Blood for the Blood God

[@AJGamer122isabot]

@@lemondrops3126 yes

[@PlasmaBoi]

Man techno's humor will never get old... but Man do I miss him

[@mehmeddoruk3]

can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead

[@iiiaero]

@@mehmeddoruk3 fr

[@hwitehouse]

@@mehmeddoruk3 fax

[@coalgamez1326]

Rip

[@willarddavis7938]

his humor isnt the only thing not getting old

[@tracks6984]

Techno: [ goes through the entire history of the server in three seconds ] People who haven’t watched the streams: 𝙤𝙝 𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙮

[@PersonManManManMan]

also Tommy and others have made multiple videos every 4 or so days

[@AliG_]

Lol

[@bonk2987]

Oh okay

[@nov4ni]

I’ve don’t have twitch and so I get everything from animations-

[@xradar8349]

where can i watch the streams?

[@xav6487]

“I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water.” -Technoblade, 2020.

[@reedkeister24]

He be drinking hot sauce while drowning in lava

[@lmlimpoism]

lol

[@strategicalcelery9206]

i was searching for this comment

[@joaquinsantana281]

I took a break from overeating to have a snack.

[@johndm.a0252]

Welcome to 1000 likes boy

[@thecow5397]

Techno: "There was like 20 guys!" Also Techno: *Kills entire server in less than 20 seconds.*

[@agintofchoas7014]

The people he kills arent wearing any armor, the ones who had on armor ran up to the podium or ran away

[@tryingtoreachyouaboutyourc6161]

That's a death per second ratio of 1!

[@agintofchoas7014]

@@tryingtoreachyouaboutyourc6161 *me bout to pull ip the footage, count the actual amount and reply the actual ratio* 0.4 kills a second or 4 kills every ten seconds

[@Murknium]

hold up, that is a very specific calculation

[@epic5688]

@@agintofchoas7014 u wasted your time calculating that.... Pog THATS POG I LIKE IT

[@Dark-Blue-Diamond]

I’m rewatching all of his videos ❤️

[@Thunderstruck148]

That nice!

[@Mr_sishidude]

Same

[@Soonley]

Same man

[@Loren-e1s]

same man I’m crying so hard

[@Night_Mare_fn]

samee

[@rdlihnnugneaj7711]

Tommy: TECHNO YOU-- Techno: P I T.

[@qaurito8081]

Anything Tommy says should just be responded with, "PIT"

[@Pearlbytezz]

Yes

[@duceysanem]

@@qaurito8081 I think you mean *it stays in the pit*

[@theoryofawesome_]

I like how he edited out missing the first trident shot

[@poyoviews9168]

First try AYYY

[@varillusion6316]

techno gotta look slick

[@Energy807]

Of course lol

[@Energy807]

@@shells7766 ok I won't

[@ahuman6956]

Lol I didn’t even notice that

[@strangedogthatisslightlyan7860]

"When drowning, drink a glass of water." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@jarjishasan3230]

XD

[@Asleepkat]

It must be in a glass

[@doodleee3]

no one: techno while drowning:im kinda thirsty im gonna drink a glass of water

[@faithfulwarden]

Everyone: is role-playing Technoblade: I may have just commited tax fraud recently

[@gunter6377]

Manberg may have taxes. We don't know

[@user-yw3ic8qc1h]

Technoblade : power : 10 defence : 10 charisma : 7 dedication : 10 intelligence : 10 role play : 2

[@rossadinho7349]

@@gunter6377 they do, because Schlatt raised Niki’s taxes when Tommy asked for a visa for Ninja’s visit

[@HiroForgetsStuff]

Yep this makes sense than humanity

[@karalyna2004]

Technofraud

[@shet7574]

It’s kinda funny that techno literally assassinated the president of the enemy country and his own team is “mad” at him

[@FlufferPuffle]

All because of one friendly fire casualty

[@zedincognitoboi1435]

Ikr he killed a powerful enemy leader and another member of the enemy side but just because he killed tubbo Tommy’s mad at him

[@kese6757]

It makes no sense Techno is right they used him all he needed was one person he could trust and it would’ve worked out in his favor

[@PosiDoesMore]

I hate to be that guy, but Techno was intending on just killing Tubbo, because of peer pressure. He killed Schlatt and Quackity completely by accident, then decided "screw it" and blew up the whole crowd in the meantime. So technically, although Techno did kill the enemy, he wasn't even trying to. His intended target was an ally. Also it was really just Tommy who got mad because Tubbo is like a brother to him. He got over it pretty fast too.

[@gradyamick4126]

Its roleplay. Also I think Wilbur writes the scripts.

[@plaguechan732]

"woo! Antly.. Any critical national weaknesses we wanna talk about? For fun?" *Smooth as sandpaper*

[@plaguechan732]

AND HIS SWORD IS NAMED ORPHAN ABLITERATOR IM DEAD

[@AsifKhan-ie6tm]

I TOLD YOU TECHNO NEVER DIES TRY YOUR HARDEST FUNDY BUT YOU NEED TO TRAIN ANOTHER 500 YEARS

[@cark_irl]

"it stays in the pit" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@oldchannelexpirylinkinbiof2468]

yes cark. yes it does

[@Loggog]

hello mr.cark!

[@muffinhaveyouhadamuffintod2850]

Cark

[@lexis_pigoverlord5891]

CARK :]

[@allenpomme8881]

This reply has a lot of likes because it has a reply to a comment with a lot of likes

[@giliaquek5339]

jschlatt: “democracy on three. one, two, three!!” everyone else: “democracy!!!” techno: “ooooolalalahdjdbdyeahhhh”

[@박소영-b4h3q]

:)

[@TroyPM]

:)

[@Duk1lee]

:)

[@emilys2562]

:)

[@whyareyoureadingmyname5747]

:)

[@lcgdabmaster6797]

“Hey, If Ur Gonna Die, Why Not Kill Everyone Else First?” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@stuun-two-re3571]

Sun Tzu, The Art Of Terrorism

[@lcgdabmaster6797]

@@stuun-two-re3571 Sunsama Tzu Laden

[@ascendingmofo2943]

@@lcgdabmaster6797 I like those words

[@lusca999]

@@lcgdabmaster6797 Sun Tzu, Art of BOOM

[@hokachi6401]

@@lcgdabmaster6797 I like those words too

[@Anordinaryweirdie]

Techno: hold on I left the stove on at home. Fundy: NOOOOOOO

[@honkytone608]

Techno's parents: So, son, what's it like playing Minecraft with other KZbinrs? Techno: Oh, it's nothing too weird. Today, I just infiltrated a public execution and turned it into a terrorist attack. It's all in good fun.

[@parvathypattanath4249]

lol

[@sirbilliamiii8229]

It do be like that tho

[@imaginee6236]

Tommy’s parents: soo mR THomAtHy what’s like playing with other minecraft youtubers? Tommy: *W a r*

[@angadgrewal9324]

it would be a even more of a deadly terrorist attack if wilbur ignited the tnt to blow up the whole place

[@edgewastaken2432]

I do that on a daily basis but what's minecraft?

[@batcrit]

Technoblade: You can’t take blame for killing everyone at the festival if there’s no one alive to blame you

[@adrianadenise1036]

He got a point tho

[@izunarei13]

True :v lol

[@in_hiding]

logic 3000

[@breadlord7839]

He has a point tho 🤣

[@disappear3514]

He got a good point tho

[@westonpaschane8995]

Techno: actually uploads His fans: I’ve seen this on so many channels a couple weeks ago but I’ll still watch it.

[@impossible9690]

😂😂 tru

[@pzb1017]

I saw this first in Techno’s stream.

[@kartauf_l8844]

@@impossible9690 But here it has been edited by an english major

[@nrangaswamy5618]

Yes

[@aidenlee6877]

Most relatable comment lmfao

[@kenneth-Alli]

Everytime i feel bad, either for another drama of the smp, or because i simply feel bad, i come here. i like to forget everything and act as if i was still in 2021, when everything was ok, where everyone was happy, and when i could just sit down and watch technoblade stream

[@kimConrad4643]

“The only universal language is violence, and we had that conversation” Holy shit lmao

[@strawberrycow6614]

Timestamp?

[@jared5803]

@@strawberrycow6614 19:55 a few seconds after that time stamp

[@floydy8359]

Violence? My favourite music genre.

[@goofyb1362]

My friends used all my iron my gold my wood and my stone to make 6 large chests of hoes what should I do to them? Should I stop being their friends?

[@jacobygames]

@@goofyb1362 get insane loot in secret and demolish them

[@masonjar5012]

Tommy: "YOU KILLED TUBBO!" Me: "To be fair, he killed the president and every citizen of Manberg as well."

[@4nt3.86]

Im so sorry for techno bruh, his comment section is full of kids and heres one of them

[@mesaplayer9636]

@@4nt3.86 are you okay

[@baconboy486]

@@4nt3.86 ?

[@bandabanana4939]

@@4nt3.86 And your one of them?

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5825]

yoooo let me get in on some of this pinging

[@samueljuhasz7218]

Everyone: "OMG Tubbo died nooo ;-;" Techno: "Lmao look at that killstreak"

[@stuun-two-re3571]

POSITIVE KD!!

[@ThunderhunterFTW]

I imagine Technoblades killstreak is much longer than one man could realistically count... never dying and all.

[@hussienhaydersaleh7634]

LAUGH MY ASS OUT LMAO LOL

[@mayra9090]

8 player killstreak

[@mineland8220]

Some *p h a t* killstreak right there

[@multiverseofmadness593]

technoblade:i will go even when im not invited also him:why am i here?

[@josewrldd]

jschlatt: "can we get a democracy on 3!" Techno in the most monotone voice: "woooooo, raahhhh."

[@PersonManManManMan]

that one guy: coughs: dictator

[@lancetheking7524]

heh lol

[@CalculatedSSB]

It’s the same thing as saying Democracy! Lol

[@Skylar-eq8mn]

Techno believes in anarchy he couldnt say it, it would weaken him

[@apacheattackhelicopter5823]

“Tommy the thing is, your using words... But the thing about this world, Tommy. Is the only universal language is violence. And we’ve had that conversation, we’ve spoken that language, in the pit. It’s over Tommy. On to a new day, a new plot. To destroy Manburg. [cue evil laughter]”

[@anai.7889]

What stream is that in?

[@tomsektul31]

@@anai.7889 The Festival

[@anai.7889]

@@tomsektul31 i just got to that part lol sorry

[@SagemaGrindset1894]

And to think that techno stated that he's not the roleplaying type of guy and he just put out such an iconic speech lmao

[@techyesgun7991]

It stays in the pit

[@shakazar1815]

Are we going to ignore the fact techno just filmed himself beating a fox to death while on drugs?

[@droopsmoop]

So you were worried about that and not him committing a literal massacre

[@shakazar1815]

@@droopsmoopshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@deadprank947]

@@kittycat-sc7je shut up

[@Yo-en8fc]

Eh. Sounds normal

[@duceysanem]

@@Yo-en8fc yeah idk what there talking about

[@barsukascool]

5:11 “any critical national weaknesses that we wanna talk about for fun? Woo state secrets! Confidential info!”😂

[@codexstudios]

Still solid gold content, to this day. What a legend, man

[@s4en]

“Techno it’s been 15 years your subscribers need you techno” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@ratio6677]

Never has a truer statement ever been uttered...

[@ampere7220]

i smell like wet metal

[@speciality6264]

OH MY GOD SO INSPIRING 😮😮😮😮

[@brahm739]

*27

[@seungjaelee6100]

"if you want to know the enemy. . . ask for state secrets" -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@toxicberry8266]

Why hasn't this blown up yet

[@ningaboy1238]

"be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness"

[@PersonManManManMan]

lol

[@Chokolat_raisins]

Techno: Kills everyone with colorful rockets, including the president Tommy: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

[@bfx2515]

Tommy is blind

[@Eontrix]

He also killed tubbo, if he were just going to kill everyone anyways then why kill tubbo? Tommy’s not being dumb

[@naturegame8624]

He only cared that Tubbo was shot. Tubbo is his best friend and the only one he knows isn't on anyone else's side.

[@copyshark2093]

Attacks techno blindly for making the right choice

[@gremlinfifty2308]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@noodlesxd1795]

I love how he added humour into serious law, yall are just a big minecraft friendgroup

[@ghazihatk340]

Techno: "THERE WAS 20 PEOPLE WHO WOULD'VE JUMPED ME" Also Techno: *Kills most of them by Crossbow fireworks*

[@ARandomGuy7889]

Correction, kills all of them

[@festethephule7553]

@@ARandomGuy7889 Except Fundy. Fundy got away. L for Technoblade. He missed Fundy.

[@blazeyude9999]

Correction, all of them

[@williamgandarillas2185]

Me thinks it was a bit more than half

[@ivanturgenev8452]

Techno: literally kills everyone Quackity: GET TOMMY

[@irvinglagunas5649]

The few that remained wanted to survive

[@Wobbmin]

They knew they couldn't get Techno even if they all charged at once. They went for the next best thing.

[@andrejjovic3267]

Technoblade:*post a video about festival* His fans:Wait I've seen that one before. Technoblade:What do you mean, it's brand new.

[@knarli8408]

And we will still watch it 20 times

[@animeyoyoqueen]

@@knarli8408TRUEEEE

[@oasis613]

His fans: We've re-watched your streams 1,000 times in waiting for your next upload.

[@clara4738]

it's just because it's technoblade, his videos has nicotine in it

[@RnadomStuff]

13:49 I love the genuine laugh after he sees how many people he killed I miss techno 😢

[@dropnight4171]

techno: *casually kills everyone in the nation* tubbo: "versus an entire 'nation of people who are much more powerful than you'"

[@chunky8684]

Techno: uploads the festival Everyone: hey I've seen this one! Techno: what do you mean you've seen it its brand new

[@Megiddo501]

lmao

[@theuniversedeer5096]

Wdym? This is litteraly brand new :v

[@KushagraPratap]

@@theuniversedeer5096 I watched it way earlier on fundy's channel

[@emmawoudul4917]

@@theuniversedeer5096 it's also on Tommy's channel

[@ilhandaanish2381]

Technically there’s the vods that you can watch

[@shelbyteague7928]

“This is a reconnaissance mission” **casually assassinates, an ally, the president, the vice president, and just about every citizen of the nation**

[@alienbrain3]

Except fundy he survived

[@vxson902]

Mhm

[@Kraz_Mazov]

"stealth is optional"

[@mooisdumb4849]

assasionates*

[@peasant5063]

Exactly

[@BarioIDL]

"don't use an anti unit noble phantasm to kill someone painlessly" -sun tzu

[@ranitsarkar2684]

When techno killed jschlatt while trying to kill tubbo - *plot.exe has stopped working*

[@eui33k28]

Plot armor wasn't strong enough

[@pirs9383]

I was thinking that

[@addict3]

"In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity." -Sun Tzu, The art of war

[@meenahh]

actual sun tzu quote

[@keany4388]

Quickness is the essence of the war. Sun Tzu

[@universalpotato9503]

This means a lot more after seeing the latest stream

[@olivia-nr1tz]

@@universalpotato9503 that was insane

[@universalpotato9503]

@@olivia-nr1tz yeah love how techno after is just chill with them but if he heard the word government he just pulls out tnt omg he said early in the stream he could be a sleeper agent activated by a word that word is government

[@kingbingus9825]

tommy: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU technoblade: "I have a bad attention span, I'm bad at conversations, dont really deal with social conversations well, I might have just committed tax fraud," tommy: YOU KILLED TUBBO technoblade: oh yeah. I forgot about the murders

[@Sorta8]

Technoblade in a nutshell.

[@ze-what5499]

Don’t forget the orphans

[@amarisdelarosa102]

XDDD

[@ani-tabun6056]

technoblade moment

[@smrtenbyproductions5935]

Lmao

[@superdino4863]

8:31 the death message after fundy was jumping around is so funny to me😭😭

[@Ethan-uq2ew]

"there were like 20 guys that jumped me" techno, you just killed everyone in 3 shots with a *gun*

[@qaurito8081]

well, you got him there

[@pivondriy4965]

It's not just a gun, it's a "SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE" People should know history of de Blade

[@luizfernandes9459]

He also killed 3 people in two shots ...Techno's a scary man

[@Benpeli]

Fundy: Let’s go techno Techno: pulls out sharp 19 fist

[@qaurito8081]

_totally didn't take drugs guys I promise_

[@c.y.922]

More like knockback VI

[@meep3491]

Techno is like the guy that stumbled across a stage and just played along not knowing the script.

[@rowanthistle4128]

That’s an actual style! It’s called “thank god you’re here”, I practiced it in drama class for a while!

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

And then he twists the plot to make it a thousand times better.

[@nevergonnaupload]

That is honestly what me and a group of my friends do at lunchtimes

[@nikoaugustine5415]

And then he makes it so much better

[@mini9235]

im like half certain thats exactly whats happening

[@yangzunyaoabnerbukittimahp5033]

technoblades voice always will resound in my brain even though he passed away. rest in peace techno

[@snoape5522]

Jschlatt: “Now that we got Tubbo in a tub-box.” That is probably the best thing that was said.

[@ginger333]

He said that as a reference to when Tommy calls tubbo tubbox as a nickname

[@xkryde]

*Lol*

[@Matuterocks]

He was probably looking for an opportunity to use that line.

[@imperialstardestroyer712]

"When you don't know who to kill, kill everyone." -Sun tzu, art of war.

[@ofircohen1399]

XD

[@led15]

Sun tzu was wise man

[@Faltb]

“I want you to take him out” “To dinner?” -Technoblade

[@MindofEmbers]

Play dumb. But not THAT dumb...

[@scoutstarofficial5255]

Lol

[@giovannistarsgaming235]

No lol pol

[@zaiyebae]

what 😭

[@boi4246]

@@zaiyebae nice

[@ArchPlaysGamessz]

R.I.P Technoblade 1999-2022 You will be missed and will never be forgotten in our hearts o7

[@Hannah-m7h]

"any critical national weakness that we wanna talk about... for fun??" "what."

[@crazykitten4272]

Nice profile pic

[@smolryan9886]

Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness.

[@holylucane9019]

The funny thing is this is something normal for techno to ask, so it wasn’t suspicious

[@Hannah-m7h]

@@smolryan9886 sun tzu, the art of war

[@impulse7942]

@@holylucane9019 true lmao

[@pigen9013]

"You killed him in front of a crowd!" And then he killed the crowd.

[@drjam2287]

Dead men tell no tales ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

[@salvadororellana571]

Can you please tell me the first dream smp vid by technoblade cuz this is definitely not the first 1

[@misscornicat]

No evidence left behind

[@dacheeseproductions6005]

@@salvadororellana571 he didn’t make a vid on when he first joined

[@mtmxlp]

Thats the first video he made on dream smp

[@shortkayte]

fundy: *ask to fight technoblade on a fist fight* technoblade: say hello to my sharp 10 fist

[@RANDOMambtmg]

@niosonwii ok

[@teentraveler1790]

XD

[@void_v4763]

remember that his fists also have fortune

[@lotgiga8]

I miss you... but now im not crying that much anymore :). Have good time in heven techno

[@naws926]

techno: literally *commits mass genocide* quackity: EVERYONE GO AFTER TOMMYINNIT

[@GreaserPlayz]

Genocide*

[@arbytimber]

@@GreaserPlayz yeah, its only homicide if its ur FRIEND

[@RoseInTheWeeds]

I mean if they all go at Techno, then they're just committing mass suicide.

[@SLIME-gx6fo]

@@RoseInTheWeeds true........

[@mitsunitaiko1742]

I mean it would be a waste of time to even try and kill Techno so might as well go on his weaker partner