I AM HUMAN TRASH | House Flipper #1

[@jay.d8589]

Jack: I don’t even know one bill, let alone plural Bill who’s married to Jane and lives in that house over there: Am I a joke to you?

[@jall8108]

I heard him say “bill and Jane live over there” as I read this

[@The-v-mistro]

alli haveto say is noice;)

[@ApeEscapist]

Bill! I-I didn’t mean it like that I-I forgot about you Oh you forgot about me huh, forget about this! (Sucker punches him)

[@meaghanreider3126]

Jack: Honey I’m trash! Wife: I know!

[@emoqueen6254]

sounds like Chase and Stacy to me.

[@coreycow6959]

Meaghan Reider Me if I was in a relationship 😂😂😂

[@nicholasking1850]

Meaghan Reider so me😂😂

[@ninjablaze2016]

too real :(

[@kapi6449]

Ninja Blaze You doing okay? You got the bums?

[@Kgrizzle96]

When jack said “oh if only” i felt that in my heart 😂 i wish cleaning was that easy too man 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@daemoniumvenator7099]

Do you live in Germany?

[@Kgrizzle96]

Verfolger I wish. It’s my name.

[@xvxajayxvx]

Kaylie Germany if only it was that simple, you would clean the carpet from dog hairs then 5 minutes later there’s dog hair again it’s impossible and frustrating this game telling us lies😂

[@nopenope6910]

Ikr

[@chloethegamer5939]

AiiNZ omg I have a German Shepard he sheds so much

[@yoongjae_af]

Email: It's possible that something else is missing Jack: yea maybe your judgment in men I FELT THAT OOF

[@dawooziest]

Honestly I cackled, it do be hitting hard

[@DewSocks]

Tbh I did not appreciate the bit with the first house at all.

[@elijahbarney7156]

@@DewSocks how could you not appreciate a video as amazing as this

[@pepethefrog6809]

@@DewSocks Aww didja get offended.

[@TPK_MAKG]

@@DewSocks who asked

[@the1gamingguru866]

Jack: "Was-? What-? Did a murder take place in here?" Me: "I wouldn't be surprised if it did."

[@pressbtostart3077]

Jack: "Was-? What-? Did a murder take place in here?" Me: *is dead*

[@BronyNumber4096]

It did. The clues are all through this level, starting with the Gold Mail he got. She said not to inform the police.

[@gwenyukne7994]

Duddddeeeee as soon as i left my comment like I HEARD THE PART WHERE HE SAID "Was-? What-? Did a MURDER take place in here?" (srry if i coppy writed you a bit)

[@Andi_Galupa]

Nah a murder would probably be more civil

[@microwave8931]

Remember the house that had freaking blood in it? I do

[@Skylancer727]

Chainsaws make the best alarm clock, they're loud, blow toxic fumes, and if you try and hit snooze you may feel a slight tingle.

[@tomurashigaraki--murielgar8349]

*Q U A L I T Y*

[@lexisl3231]

Are you Keith Moon...

[@alexathebiatchbcwhynot9648]

Oh god so thats how all those reddit 50/50 hand wounds happened

[@marinaraman8238]

@JOHN LEWIS Reddit 50/50 is a subreddit where you click a link and the link could be really good happy stuff and some bad stuff ranging from gross to bad to legit terrifying stuff. You can go to the subreddit if you want just make sure you go for more softer options. P.S Know what kind of person you are.

[@itscc2004]

It’s always a 9/10 chance you’ll cut your hand, finger, or arm off!

[@nick-zc5gt]

Can’t play this game cause if my mom walked in she would say what are you doing and I would say cleaning houses and she would say why don’t you do that in real life?

[@bluewolf6359]

Rex Well maybe clean up and stop being lazy

[@jnnlyah]

I can relate😂😂😂

[@jayisajellyfish]

Or just say that its a game...

[@greenxlady4585]

That's actually what my mom said when I told her what I was playing.

[@arandomuser9459]

Rex I only tell my mom I’m designing houses. I don’t mention anything about cleaning. 🤣

[@Joseph_417]

Half the video is Jack cleaning and the other half is Jack judging people...

[@kankercutie]

sean

[@Joseph_417]

@@kankercutie Seán*

[@ryliejamow4571]

@@kankercutie bruh

[@ReaperTheRager]

Jack: " I dont need dirt to appear on the minimap" Also Jack: "I cant find the dirt"

[@Divine-q5w]

Reaper The Rager 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@sophieplays7929]

It's true, lmao.

[@infuridancestudios7496]

geez we also know your name isn't Glitter, but we don't get mad about it. Calm down you seemingly 5 year old. they probably did't know, besides Jack is his channel name; Jack Septiceye, So just, "Deal With It"

[@infuridancestudios7496]

didn't-

[@reacts17]

Reaper The Rager I

[@arianamiranda3660]

"It is possible that something else is missing" Jack: 'Yeah, maybe your taste in men' 😂😂

[@AnAnimatedBoy]

I literally read this exactly when he said it

[@lovellcarr9031]

judgement

[@oopsashoe6342]

Judgement*

[@imperatorneroauaugustus4832]

Timestamp ?

[@lumina_]

Judgement*

[@summer_storm1318]

Fun Fact: My gran actually fought off an intruder with a chainsaw when she was younger. Sliced his arm open. Unsurprisingly, he didn't bother her again xD

[@prod.kikirich]

Damn you got a badass grandma

[@ecksspot8497]

grandma goals

[@KalebTheDuck]

I wish my grandma was as epic as yours.

[@rusty4858]

Bro

[@reydelacruz2992]

thats our gran now lol

[@justcullen9304]

Nobody: Jack's house: Shacksepticeye

[@ApeEscapist]

No one would name themselves after that monstrosity

[@utswriter]

​@@ApeEscapist well it's a shack, it's obviously septic, and wouldn't be surprised if there were eyes in the walls

[@iciee7799]

Sean: "I'm not a judging person!" Sean 5 seconds before: "What else is missing, your taste in men?" 😂😂😂

[@whuuzii]

iciee7799 69 likes...try not to hit it..I'm actually sorry

[@Simplystimulating]

iciee7799 Hmmm

[@PrismLight5]

He said this in the middle of judging someone intensely

[@officialmoney4502]

iciee7799 dice

[@Chipchase_Here]

why u call him sean. JUST CALL HIM JACKSEPTICEYE

[@MrDooneylooney]

Please play more of this. I genuinely feel so relaxed watching.

[@victorvondeathstroke]

J: joyful A: awesome C: cool K: kind S: silly E: energetic P: pleasurable T: thoughtful I: impressive C: courageous E: excellent Y: youthful E: entertaining

[@spacial.vertex]

Victor Von Deathstroke nice

[@kenyakookie]

Wow! Nice :D

[@ParaexParanoid]

Victor Von Deathstroke this is amazing and I love it

[@getsnipedkid3627]

Good job

[@CephalonQuidlad]

Victor Von Deathstroke aww

[@Polaricey123]

"I'm gonna make this room as sterile as.....a man who can't have children." Nailed it, Jack.

[@pheilimobrien6634]

👏👏 "Amazing!" "Excellent!" ("Wow!")

[@r7ahtesham885]

Not the man though

[@TheBee123]

This might be odd but I wouldn’t mind seeing more of this game.

[@realmatty1406]

Me too

[@samuraisubzero3384]

same

[@josefcraib8920]

Bella Lugosi same

[@pepethefrog6809]

There's something nice to it. Just like he said.

[@RadSethee]

This is awesome hell YEA

[@dumi7604]

Jack, this is the type of game that you need to play more in order to achieve all the cool things. This game has a lot to offer, I didn't play it but I watched Drae. I recommend you start a series!! Have a nice day dude =]]

[@cobraqueen555]

Doomy, dreagast is great tuber. Ive seen alot of this game by him.

[@higashiwhy]

Yeah, I agree! Jack should start series on this game, though I'm not sure if he will..

[@rusty4925]

Doomy He might but then again, he's on tour for about 2 weeks

[@polishenglish8356]

More house flipping, pretty please! :D

[@Loltol1234]

(Correction) 'More house flipping, papers please!'

[@scotchmints6368]

I agree

[@KXXULADavidOC]

I agree

[@toothbrutch]

Polish English yess!!

[@antiseptiplier3698]

Please and scary games please LIKE A BOSS

[@alexwalex575]

Ok I believe jack *WHO TF STEALS A RADIATOR* ok all my anger is gone

[@jpwhjg]

Her ex boyfriend

[@ecksspot8497]

@@jpwhjg r/technicallythetruth

[@UrPPhard]

@@ecksspot8497 r/notaredditbutyourenotwrong

[@somedumbass6738]

@JustGames No, that is a Reddit..

[@jessicapillow5854]

This is the first Jacksepticeye video I've seen in almost a year and hearing him do his outro again gave me such a nostalgic feeling

[@Prim120]

“Honey! I’m *trash* !” - Jacksepticeye 2018

[@amandabohn7697]

Hannah Rothman lol I just read it as soon as he said it.

[@TheGroupOnly]

Jack: I don't need to see dirt on the mini-map. Also Jack: WHERE IS THAT DAMN DIRT?!

[@peachtea7269]

I was watching a really quiet KZbinr a minute ago, and as soon as I clicked on this, he screamed "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES!" and I screamed.

[@noyou1735]

That’s Irish for “I will yeet you to the top of the morning.”

[@TPK_MAKG]

don't scream

[@Geremie]

This game is very calming. I like it.

[@birch_bier]

I would surprisingly want there to be more episodes of this. It's nice to wash and the commentary keeps it interesting and funny.

[@Benni777]

I should probably clean my room but...

[@angelnava5943]

Jen Klen I know right. Watching Jacksepticeye is more important though.

[@sussbob]

Yal just lazy.

[@orange9735]

Then i got high

[@omlo9093]

Don't go angering Jordan Peterson now - clean your room, bucko!

[@theweridoshow1237]

Same tho 😂

[@i_love_you.6912]

"Have you noticed that by using the Gallery tab on the tablet,you can choose any image from your hard diskhand use it as a poster or picture to hang on a wall" Jack:Have you noticed that I don't care

[@Z-1991]

What i saw: Jack cleaning. What i heard: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!

[@TwitchTopClips]

Zevastian 1991 sub me

[@auggie082]

Zevastian 1991 Mr. Sweeper YOUR DEAD TO ME!!!

[@Z-1991]

Anukiv that's good then?, or bad?

[@auggie082]

Zevastian 1991 Its bad... But in a good way

[@Z-1991]

NightMare Sans Papa, no!

[@MLEbug]

House flipping is SO entertaining! I’m not even kidding, I LOVE IT!

[@radijator9606]

narly DUDE

[@Jordan-vr7vy]

ikr!!!

[@chimes023]

Or maybe because Jack is just a really good commentator 👌

[@doorknobr]

Believe me. *EVERYONE'S MOTHERS* would like those tools jack.

[@mgm105]

Devon Bagares more like everyone

[@bronyboy6923]

Devon Bagares everyone who has to clean

[@doorknobr]

Quandery Carter whose name is shaun

[@doorknobr]

Quandery Carter oh wait. You mean Sean?

[@doorknobr]

That's Jack's real name.

[@MoguBro]

Jack: it’s like power washing Us in 2021: there’s a simulator for that!

[@sammieculpepper1394]

*gasp* yEs

[@herclegirl]

i really liked this game a lot. please play more!

[@FoxGoodmanYT]

I wish cleaning was this simple hahaha

[@sophiesworld9800]

Fox Goodman same

[@gavinhamilton3149]

ya same

[@realmatty1406]

Fox Goodman yeah I wish

[@judgeeyes6904]

Fox you soy boy

[@theflashgirl2057]

It will be invented in the future

[@riccaderoose4713]

*Reads title* As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 6 okay?

[@Prim120]

Ricca De Roose this comment is so under-appreciated

[@KittyPrydeVFX]

*stunned slow clap of appreciation and awe*

[@colewygans1278]

*tips 10 dollars*

[@theresagalvosXD]

i see youve been reading smooth ass quotes from tumblr, jake. is this for dirk?

[@ashleyl6196]

Lmao

[@dokidokifan0053]

If u slow down the speed Jack will sound drunk

[@BeansAndSauce3000]

It actually works

[@BadWolf1237]

Especially at 4:11

[@sf90088]

OH. MY. GOD.

[@kittyea1289]

Lol... jack have you been drinking?

[@limelacroixcan]

wow, your right!

[@damugummadi6637]

I was eating my Irish porridge and remembered something. I went to my shrine for jacksepticeye and scooped some of my porridge into the fire as an offering. thank you for keeping me sane.

[@somewhatartistic7966]

Such a beautiful story, brings a tear to my eye

[@gamignmaster6977]

Thank you this comment made me remember i need to sacrifice my blood before sleeping to put out the candles!

[@shatteredmirror1641]

@@caseysextonsnow9126 its Anti -sperm- lic, Antlic or jacklioc

[@HarmfulGiggles]

Jack: I should know all about nuts. Me: ... !!!??? Jack: I am one. Me: Oh.

[@leilaniisabell5023]

Cinder Arch Cade or when he was like “isn’t white nut color? If you know what I mean” I was eating chicken nuggets and heard that

[@shostysboo]

y'all comments are my exact thoughts

[@ivanaradovanovic9568]

J: Joyful A: Awesome C: Cool K: Kind S: Silly E: Energetic P: P.M.A T: Thoughtful I: Impressive C: Courageous E: Excellent Y: Youthful E: Entertaining

[@satansadvocate6531]

Ivana Radovanovic P-playful

[@allisonsemrau2245]

S=Sam

[@annamarie2858]

💚💚💚💚

[@cookiemug8018]

Turbo Alex yes

[@ivanaradovanovic9568]

C00LSKELET0N 95 Your right!

[@s-aga]

“i’m not a judgy person” *proceeds to spend the entire video judging people*

[@micapowder1221]

"That's what it's like to clean in Harry Potter." Me: It's easier in Harry Potter to clean than that. All you have to do is wave your wand and same some magic words. You wouldn't even have to poke each thing individually with a weird mop thing.

[@kittyea1289]

I would love to clean like Harry Potter but sadly I can't😫

[@aibhilinpreble3949]

Yup.

[@HumbleDial]

Imagine if someone wand was a mop.

[@kodyjayvin]

More please! I agree that its very therapeutic!!!

[@tactical_person3193]

Jack: I though white was already the color of "nut", if you know what I mean. KZbin: haha NOPE -video is no longer eligible for monetization-

[@wannabecliffburton4275]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@luvromanoff6343]

@@wannabecliffburton4275 I don't like where your going @_@

[@minecraft0508]

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* FBI OPEN UP!!!

[@thefloatedartist3563]

I didn't get it a few years ago... *Let's just say I'm not so innocent now*

[@kylieann4734]

“It’s possible something else is missing” Sean: “Yeah maybe your judgment in men” WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED- 😂

[@finncohen7901]

Does anyone else want him to keep playing this for a few episodes?

[@akashafofo6939]

Finn Cohen no because noone would buu the game

[@vk2336]

î dont think you know how game sales work this video with 1.6 mil views brought atention to the game thats why game developers actualy dont mind lets plays. and most people actualy like to play their own way so yea its mostly a win win situation.

[@SS-zx6oz]

G

[@fandompotato1108]

me

[@fandompotato1108]

YESS

[@davidmackayy]

*Sees title* What happened to PMA?! You are not trash!

[@benitomussolini3352]

David Mackay he is not trash he is not very happy

[@angele.3424]

do t u know one person trash is another person treasure

[@raginglionromania404]

Yea where is the PMA Śean

[@ember9947]

Well thats your opinion.

[@allinory]

Chase really has a very low self-esteem

[@disputedrogue2318]

PLEASE PLAY MORE JACK, this is the calm video I needed to end my day

[@PastaSauce-]

I just watched jack virtually clean for 21 mins and enjoyed every second of it

[@Baylike]

*haha the cleaning should be the same way in real life too tho*

[@ninapaquibol274]

Baylike q

[@crsdbobbie]

fuck off

[@nub8861]

i dont know who you are, but from the looks of your channel, fuck off x2

[@shawna1641]

Chips stfu

[@shawna1641]

Aemno who?

[@DanPrime98]

Groot:I AM GROOT! Captain America: I am Steve Rogers Jacksepticeye: I am human trash

[@ourochroma]

-Bruce Wayne- Batman: I am Batman

[@MusicByJB]

Please play more of this game!

[@floatyloser5323]

"What else is missing? Your taste in men?" *wHEEEZEEee*

[@craider45]

Anyone notice that both Jack and miniladd read that the people just bought the house and have no time to clean it (obviously the place is messy from the previous owners) but when they get in the house they go and call the family that has a baby on the way the messy ones

[@TheIndigoSystem]

I love this game but my laptop is shit and runs it so slow it’s insane

[@Delta_NWAB747fan]

TheFoxFan I’m in the same exact boat.

[@shoujogirlatheart]

Dude all i hear on my computer is TOOOOOOPPPPP OOOOOFFF TTYHHHHEE MMMOOORRNNIIINNNGG

[@estanislaobaez9176]

TheFoxFan me to 😖😭😱

[@TheIndigoSystem]

Delta747Fan Boeing it took me 5 hours to do what Jack did in this vid. Seriously. Oh hey Jack! (He liked!)

[@daxtro5492]

wait... you can get a heart from jack by complaining about your computer? MY COMPUTER CAN HARDLY RUN MINESWEEPER WITHOUT BLOWING ITS BRAINS OUT!

[@rosedarkling]

Now this reminds me even further about how I need to dust, vacuum, and wash my sheets in my room. O.o Every 6 months, I like to clean it, and it needs to be done again; I'm over due but lazy. O.o

[@gracalinicaa9863]

rosedarkling same b

[@coolfloh]

EVERY 6 MONTHS?! jeez. r u trolling? i have to clean the house at least once a week or i feel filthy

[@rosedarkling]

It doesn't get too bad; just a bit dusty in some spots. Last time I dusted and cleaned my husband's area with his XBox One, I broke it a bit cuz of the cleaning. O.o

[@rosedarkling]

We're a bit different at my house with the sheets; we don't really sleep under the sheets or comforter - we sleep on top of it with a blanket on top of us for sleep.

[@Simplystimulating]

rosedarkling Hmmmmmm

[@kaitlinnielsen4060]

Sara: It's possible there are other thins missing. Jack: Yea, your judgment in men. Lol, i'm dying!!!!! :')

[@kenzighost]

we need more of this, and now you can paint your walls,

[@avivaodintz540]

"There's something almost therapeutic about this game" 3 episodes later: "Honey, I'm trash!"

[@shaniecegibson7242]

I don't watch Jack all the time but when I do, Idk its something stress relieving about watching him.

[@maxwellp.8728]

“It’s satisfying, just like power washing.” Talk about foreshadowing

[@CodeEmporium]

$30,000? The average loan for flipping houses in the US is $200,000 (varies depending on the tier of the flipper, of course). I know you don't care. I just wanted to say something.

[@mymindmaywonder9597]

CodeEmporium he also lives in Ireland....

[@crystalgoddess4085]

Mymindmaywonder He lives in England now actually... He moved a while ago.

[@user-ux9nh2wl2x]

Crystal Goddess actually you're right

[@madi8030]

CodeEmporium you’re destroying my childhood dreamhome

[@fartballs9]

CodeEmporium Thank you.

[@anthonyperez9556]

Who tf steals a radiator 😂😂

[@splatshrimp]

Anthony Perez dunno, possibly someone who needs it? But nobody needs a radiator...it will stay a mystery forever

[@girlthatisprobablynotemo3835]

Her ex bf.Smh

[@nicholasking1850]

Anthony Perez good question 😂😂😂😂

[@chevygirl7226]

I don't think houses have a radiator I know Cars do Edit: oh wait I remember what the radiator is now and that houses have one

[@anthonyperez9556]

Chevy Girl i was gonna say 😂😂

[@imxluke]

I think when youre painting you can drag the cursor across a few tiles and paint like 3 at a time. This might make your life easier

[@abrilduarte7557]

Im xLuke you need to upgrade first

[@averywho6430]

Oh boy oh boy, he has no idea what's in store in 2021, we got Power Washing Simulator. Can't wait for him to play that some day.

[@YoungVinny]

We all know what Jack's hoover sounds like... *click* *_aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH_*

[@Z-1991]

Y.V-Young Vinny 😂😂😂😂

[@alistairjacob1843]

More like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@anglebuck9818]

That's not jack.....

[@bigbaconboi637]

Lol

[@laneywedderburn8808]

Hahahahhahah

[@firos9591]

_"And After Jack played this game he had enough Money To Go To the Next Jacksepticeye How Did We Get Here Tour!"_ _"And You should Do The same!"_

[@eveeeofthelostwoods5471]

Fire "But wait there's more "!

[@nicklepickle7202]

jack first contract: lady comes back from business trip. "WHERE HAS MY FAMILY GONE?!"

[@Fikledikle]

Jack: I don’t even know who bill is My head: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

[@kaedefictionkinning7466]

I said Bill from IT. OwO

[@Fikledikle]

Gacha ._. Arayia where

[@sarahhills808]

omg I remember

[@sarahhills808]

I said bill from $$$

[@sleepykitty8918]

I was thinking Bill from Gravity Falls :p

[@adamuntius9646]

Pay Jack a minimum of *(garble)* pounds and he will completely renew your house! (Disclaimer: no guarantees or warrantees, so don't sue us)

[@theragingrussian5895]

Lord Stiro AWOOOO

[@faith9196]

Lmao

[@tiagoprado7001]

PolarBear Gaming jack lives in england. Please tell me what can you do with dollars in brighton.

[@adamuntius9646]

98% coffee I'm not sure that's possible, but then again I'm just 13 :P

[@StarOwlGaming]

We're all trash mammals

[@Sting.Ray5378]

Imma total trash mammal!

[@hanoli7933]

PMA!11!!!1!

[@omgimanowl7888]

Good reference

[@Z-1991]

Trash...TRASH?! GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!

[@fennecfoxgamer1]

Nice 😉👍

[@egwagjsd]

I have been waiting for you to play this again for a while! Yay!

[@charliem5822]

Jack: Sure your “boyfriend” broke in and “stole” your “radiator” Me and everyone else watching: My heart

[@vanillune]

Jack got faster cleaning because, *SPEED IS KEY!!!!*

[@lebennos7092]

Jack:Honey Im trash Wife: not again

[@InvestingHustler]

Jack septiceye is NOT human trash . You are the man 👌🙏

[@miksuwaaan7527]

INVESTING HUSTLER - Stocks Money Entertainment I see you EVERYWHERE

[@__m.e.1968]

No, trash MAMMAL!

[@kaddouraymen3296]

YEAH YOU ARE THE TRASH

[@apolitepeach6362]

What if jack wasnt a human after all? What if a trash is hiding behind jack's incredibly handsome body?

[@adriarodenas4471]

_ _Madicorn_ _ finally someone says it

[@stormshadow2942]

"Honey, I'm trash" - Me "Pictures make the room deeper, more artistic." - My blindingly optimistic friend "Yeah, and opinions like that make me not talk to you anymore. So I'm just gonna, swipe left."- Me "sWiPe RiGhT!!!" - Tinder

[@graceyk1783]

I am also human trash. You are not alone.

[@bigbaconboi637]

Hedgehog 123 me two

[@rachelmurphy231]

I love how jack just ended up giving them dating advice xD xD

[@Anna13Tonks]

Coygam3rgirl 88 I know right I couldn't stop laughing

[@SuperGamingDude]

This title. Jack have you been reading my diary

[@minxcobrada6082]

dont say you are trash cus u are a beautifull person and dont let anyone tell you different

[@thamoneymogul]

Why is everybody so negative?

[@thamoneymogul]

I agree with minx

[@cheese3289]

Why do ij see you so much

[@crow3879]

Every time Jack does his intro my brain starts singing All The Way

[@MysticalSkyYT]

Love the way he says garage.

[@gamecell369]

RaveGalaxy lol you are a furry

[@zoie8088]

game Cell you have amazing observation skills, dude. 👏 you're mother must be proud.

[@gamecell369]

Zoie B wow shots fired I am so offended

[@haxygo7004]

because you're a trash.. get it? yep, you.

[@zoie8088]

i didn't say it so you'd be offended. I was just hoping that you might realize how pointless your comment was. that'd be like me commenting and saying "hA your icon is blue!"

[@meaghanreider3126]

When I saw the title I thought “jack are you quoting me?”

[@splatshrimp]

Meaghan Reider hey, that's exactly what I said...

[@kittyea1289]

Same

[@ericjohnson7234]

i liked for the puppy.

[@humanperson8903]

But you are doggo

[@wannabecliffburton4275]

Hes quoting me and my species i am a trashkin

[@velvet5922]

idk how I missed the House Flipper episodes but omg you are tearing it up w the comments lmao! GG Jack :) Love it.

[@Jordan-vr7vy]

me: ahhh im so bored someone plz make a viddd jack: todays your lucky day me: 0-o? jack: uploads house flipper video me: OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@Ashfen]

Pouf. *Did you mean: beanbag chair?*

[@micheala1294]

In some countries we call it that .language barrier am i right

[@hazel8876]

Nope

[@seans.silly.little.life.]

They're also called poufs.

[@lisabormans4258]

do more! this is better than watching one of those most satisfying compilations!

[@Roboking96]

Hey Jack you should play more stranded deep They updated the game again and now there are octopus and Megalodon

[@marcusporter7565]

Roboking 96 And The Forest.

[@coreycow6959]

Jack: "Eskitt! That's what they say right?" Me: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't get me started!!!!"

[@ramsesvazquez9287]

Jack: “To pay bills” “I don’t know who is bill” THATS HOW IM TRYING TO BE

[@b4lproductions301]

My OCD spiked when jack placed the hanging table right in front of the electricity socket..

[@CallsignSpartanAirsoft]

Hey jack just joined the channel I’m excited to be a part of the charity live streams

[@evantunribali5605]

Welcome to the team.

[@chesneywhite9334]

It's hard to believe this was only 3 years ago. It feels so old compared to how far the game has come!

[@ksenialarina2010]

That's​ like that one Coda's game from the Beginner's Guide :)

[@iamcagmaster]

First thing that came to my mind when I saw the game

[@lostsouls4144]

*Reads title* Me: Me

[@thelilinator6405]

hahahahahaha me too, all i do is sit in bed all day watching youtube

[@lostsouls4144]

okay actually same lol

[@DracoHandsome]

I was expecting a game where you picked up the entire house and threw it. As in like Table Flipper. Ah well

[@loakal3557]

DracoHandsome I did too dude

[@bunniesrock9]

Would be an amazing game.

[@nothing5844]

why do you expect that

[@BronyNumber4096]

9:52 Yeah, try being a janitor in a college for a while. I swear, I've _never_ been more appreciative of how _easy_ household chores are.

[@realnarwhal1282]

Me: Hi! Where do you live, friend? Jack: Someone's ass

[@realnarwhal1282]

Me: You rich? Jack: Nah! I eat binbags and boxes! Binbags for breakfast, boxes for lunch, binbags and boxes for dinner! Me: [•_•]

[@realnarwhal1282]

Me: What do you keep in your room? Jack: Well, bed, laptop, socks, t shirts and a feckin' CHAINSAW! Me: *To audience* Well, he must be poor.

[@realnarwhal1282]

Me: Why is your bank account £30,000 and you live in someone's ass? Jack: Could ya quit askin' feckin' QUESTIONS??!!

[@goatision2895]

this game makes me want to play the Sims again

[@oliver297]

"Assemble, (gasps. Whispers) like the Avengers!"

[@fallenwolfgaming9702]

At 10:44 Jack: This is nut so, I should know I am one. Me: No Jack your a potato.