"I... am STEVE"

[@thousandmarch]

“Don’t say it”

[@ConnorGarrett]

*THE FLAMES OF DISASTER*

[@ewfkjwbehjfbewkhfgwehjyf632]

Now that just happened

[@SnapBackToTheGalaxy]

*I, Am S T E V E*

[@Camphreneas]

I… _am the dragon warrior_

[@possibly_ben]

jackpot

[@galazygames9927]

“Look how they massacred my boy…”

[@robertcook5417]

Underrated comment

[@Fernixusofficial]

Overrated coment

[@vusherman1125]

​@@Fernixusofficialoverrated ?????? HOW

[@ToadToon]

I mean, if they just done animation with Jack Blacks voice, then it would be good

[@molefish2165]

@@vusherman1125 IS OVERRATED BECOS I TALKED IT SO AND YOU IF PRONBMEL THEN FIGHT BUT YUO WONT FIGT BECOS YUO COW AR!!!!!1!

[@CharlesTheGreatestPlan]

They gotta put it back on the crafting table 💀

[@Mcytinnit]

BAHAHAHA

[@desertsandfly2277]

Nah man, they have to put it through the grinder first

[@zachava]

Put that shit back in the furnace, it ain't done cooking 💀

[@ed_cmntonly]

send this to the lava pool instead theres no hope saving it 😭😭

[@HellCromeE]

Nah, speedrun the game and throw it to the void

[@Izice_]

The only redemption possible for this movie is if he turns out to be herobrine Reading this reply section has been one of the most entertaining things to do on my long train rides. Thanks everyone Ig lmao

[@rejectedgamer473]

YES

[@christineannvalderrama9613]

That would be a cool twist

[@Mcytinnit]

FOR REAL 😭😭

[@oliver_editzz61]

Number 3 herobrine

[@TheTurdle]

If we could get Sparky the dog in the Five Nights at Freddy's movie we can get Herobrine in the Minecraft movie.

[@risxra]

The realest reaction lmao

[@Mcytinnit]

“I, am Steve.” Nah that shi is becoming a meme atp bc aintnoway 😭😭

[@TheFallen-ff4xn]

If it doesn’t become a meme we have failed as a society

[@Sunny_Jace]

​​@@TheFallen-ff4xn Meme culture work very fast not really a matter of 'if' more like 'how many they make'

[@BlazeYashiro205]

@@TheFallen-ff4xnhe’s already a meme XD

[@Dudewtf527]

Jack Black knew this was gonna be a train wreck so at least he made it an entertaining one

[@goofy-ahh101.]

My Name is: Brine, but “I’M” no HERO..

[@irelandtkacz2957]

“I am fuuuuuckin’ Steveee”

[@SoupyMittens]

i am placing blocks and shit cause im in fuckin' minecraft

[@rmj8905]

What Jack Black has to hold back from saying when he's in pg movies.

[@xtremesubber9136]

“…so are you and Steve like, friends with benefits or…” /j

[@retrox2776]

If the Minecraft move was written by Viv-

[@matheuspires2462]

Classic

[@archinspide2652]

“You… you are…” “Yeah, I’m Steve”

[@ppgod6989]

Yeah , I'm Eve

[@JaduTheAlien]

Yeah, i'm man

[@CornCringle]

Yeah, I’m Jonkler

[@seshu8592]

YEAH, I'M ALBUS DUMBLEDORE

[@Probably_Deadpool]

It’s steveing time

[@ghostmit7613]

He… is Steve

[@mertegeselam8321]

No

[@Bowtiethesilly2023]

He really is steve! 10/3/24

[@SpaghettiLover5598]

Remember when he also said in the trailer “It’s stevin time” and Steved all over the screen

[@EngineerMonkeyBTD6]

Napstablook???

[@lucettaalexander]

Yeah that was my favourite part lmao

[@iAmPimmiCue]

People still sating that? That should have disappeared with the Morbius memes

[@SpaghettiLover5598]

@@iAmPimmiCue it’s stevin time

[@InserirNomeDeUsuario]

​​@@iAmPimmiCuecome on, you surely loved that part from the morbius movie when he emerges from a swarm of bats and say "I... Am Morbius"

[@ItzTrafalgar_Law]

they needa leave this in the furnace cuz it is NOT cookin

[@joha_21]

Undercooked movie Honestly i expected Jason Momoa to be Steve not Jack

[@ItzTrafalgar_Law]

@@joha_21 i expected it to be animated 😃

[@fluffy698]

They need to add some coal

[@lucas.garreb2451]

Jack Black: I... Philza: Don't say it... Jack Black: am Steve Philza: * Dies *

[@felwalkr_94]

(breathing issues)

[@Ossa-je2wg]

@@lucas.garreb2451 Say N word!

[@GordoBondiola2002]

That aint Steve thats stove 💀

[@notmo.]

That's not Steve that's Jack Black💀💀💀

[@ExoDence]

LMAO

[@justadragonnamemarcus1751]

LMFAO 😭

[@thesillestcatever]

LOL-

[@v0lny886]

STOVE

[@NerveUnderscore]

I screamed "I KNEW IT" when I saw it 😂

[@MetallicMonkey]

0:23 is just plainly described as hilarious

[@v0lny886]

Wrong timestamp bud

[@zionenonly1774]

I.... am Steve..

[@cryptictheseus]

I dont even want to watch it after seeing everyones reactions

[@MrMortal_Ra]

I hope they cancel the film.

[@MuhammadIbrahim-r2s]

​@@MrMortal_RaMoney laundry

[@Maxfromohio2155]

I still have hope

[@SemiHypercube]

That line ended up being so funny but for all the wrong reasons

[@Joaobatista-je8fu]

Steve in Minecraft: 🟦 Steve from the live action: 🔵

[@Jason-ek2ji]

He should’ve said “I am FAT”

[@C-View1]

LIST OF MINECRAFT MOVIE QUOTES: “He’s a real Hero, that Brine guy!” “Dan? Well, all I know is that he rides The Diamond Minecart.” “You wanna find Stampy? His LongNose can be spotted from blocks away!” “MMO’s? I know they’re Popular, but I personally never cared.” “I am Steve” “I have a Dream” “There’s a mysterious Entity out there, the 303rd one we’ve encountered in fact!” “Shut up with the Techno-babble and just eat my Blade you foul monsters!” “He Does-n’t understand anything! He fell from the Sky! No wonder he can’t understand the rules of Minecraft!”

[@HarrenTonderen]

"So how did you survive in here? How did you learn this... craft?" "I... mine"

[@C-View1]

@@HarrenTonderen “I am the Maker of zoos. My speciality is the Lion”

[@rainbow_vader]

"Why are you doing this?!?! You're supposed to be a hero, Brian!!!" "Heh, Herobrine. I like that name... 😈"

[@C-View1]

@@rainbow_vader “We are the Cast of our own show. A show called Yogs.”

[@justinwolfy6197]

“he’s right behind me, isnt he?”

[@Medic_6udti]

I I'm steve

[@matheuspires2462]

NO FREAKING WAY

[@Merryianna]

the one and only Steve?!?

[@Ale-Y]

Holy sh1t

[@AggressiveHydration]

You… are Steve

[@Meeegl]

Nah bro this is Crime Maft, this is Spine Draft I am NOT spending the 6 dollars 57 cents necessary to see a movie for this, throw it into some lava, yeet it onto a cactus, hell chuck it into the void I just don’t want to see it ever again

[@connortg5]

6 dollars 57 cents? Bro that’s a steal

[@Meeegl]

@@connortg5 not for this, they would have to pay me to sit through what will probably be 2 hours of hello fellow gamers jokes

[@minifierce]

@@connortg5nah bro that’s Steve

[@breadlord2855]

at this point i'm beyond caring. as long as jack black has fun i'm happy

[@dmitrykhvostik5975]

When Jack Black said "We'll make this Mine craft" i applaused for 3 hours Trully one of the movies ever made

[@Elblitz21._]

I love the "veteran survivalistic and beard man" what steve gave to us

[@somerandomperson9670]

I hope this is one of those things where it’s so bad it’s good, because him saying “I… am Steve.” is so amazingly bad I love it

[@MaxEllSibSwe]

That honest was one of the only good parts of the trailer. Like, you can tell he's chewing the scenery at least and having a good time and, you know what, surrounded by that horrible trailer, the idea of an old and flabby Steve living his best life and being a dumb ass is funny and I'll take it.

[@missplayer30]

I just wished the actor who played Steve was young and tanned.

[@lotus_flower2000]

I guess there was no 30 year old athletic man with tan skin and brown hair available.. somehow.

[@themomiuss]

They could cast a south asian idk

[@missplayer30]

@@themomiuss Personally, they should go with a Latino man.

[@starryagent9936]

I feel like people are actually wrong about the Sonic movie comparison. If anything, this is much closer to the 1993 Mario movie with Bob Hoskins. That movie was so terrible it literally gave birth to the video game movie curse and basically killed the genre off for like a decade. It’s pretty telling that WB didn’t even have the balls to put their logo at the front of the trailer. I think they’re sending this out to die, which the fact that they’re doing this for THIS movie out of all of them pisses me off to no end

[@avalanche450]

Well said, I forgot that live action Mario Movie existed.

[@ed_cmntonly]

it's WBD their leadership sucked like rotten flesh since David Zaslav took over, I genuinely don't have any sympathy for that company except for the talented people working there

[@Ale-Y]

Isn't that the one where the Mario Mario and Luigi Mario thing came from?

[@alexfrostwalker]

We got the Videogame Movie Curse!! 😭

[@leonorrivera5727]

Jack black: I don't wanna to play video games no more Also jack:

[@JustAFishBeingAFish]

They ran out of coal while cooking it...

[@tomasskala4405]

That implies they had coal to begin with,

[@JaxxHammer2008]

"HE SAID THE FUCKING LINE!! "

[@CoreyPeters]

It would be awesome if they included some kind of tribute to Techno in this movie. I'm not gonna hold my breath but that would be amazing.

[@dovesoap6315]

Honestly I feel like it’s the last thing techno blade would want to be referenced in-

[@massgunner4152]

Techno would likely burn your house for wanting him to be associated with this.

[@waytoobiased]

no don't do it please

[@NaughtyBlastoise]

They haven't even included his tribute in the game, let alone this half-assed movie... I just want my piggies in a Technoblade crown yo ☹️

[@nutin123a]

@@NaughtyBlastoisethey did put one in the launcher for some time

[@metrometheus641]

There’s gotta be a twist where he’s not the real Steve but is actually Herobrine

[@HellCromeE]

What can I say, I'm a Hero who likes drinking brine

[@Grooverguy26274]

Copy

[@DaviUndertale]

I'm so excited for the part where Alex says "I.. am Alex"

[@iamnotbrucewayne-r9v]

"you were supposed to be the hero, Bryan!!!"

[@A_person-l1e]

i am steve

[@shauryabahl911]

0:04 Buddy, I... am the Dragon Warrior

[@StickminTheYT]

"AI... AM STEEV" - Jock Block 2024

[@idkman3210]

Hardest quote in history

[@ayegaming14]

They hired Jack Black to be Jack Black in a blue shirt

[@JxstWaffle]

We gotta bring back the 2015-2018 minecraft animations 💀

[@DarkSpino306]

Jack Black is sacrificing himself so we can have memes about the movie.

[@CallumN2006]

Best part of the whole movie trailer

[@hyperactiveofficial8096]

I love Phil's laugh for some reason. It fills me with joy.

[@wren.kitchens]

the gall of the producers to cast a white guy as steve on top of everything else they did is just appalling

[@jonasreese8689]

"whoimboutamakeanameformyselfhere" ass intro 💀

[@ozyraccoon]

i gen feel bad for jack black in being part of this horrendous movie

[@williamcito29]

You haven't even seen it. How do you know it will be horrendous?

[@CrossAlter64]

@@williamcito29Dude just look at the trailer

[@HITANSH_JEE2]

​@@williamcito29 wasnt this clip enough or you want more 😭😭😂

[@azuquirtle]

I am placing blocks and shit 'cause I'm in fuckin Minecraft

[@alyssonmr2]

There are many other Steves. But there is only one, that is me...

[@MLfootstool6-ik3ed]

Why is Jason Momoa holding the tesseract?

[@ILoveMyCatBagheera]

"Don't say it" Famous last words

[@minegaming13524]

"Everybody knows kung fu fighting!" - po "peaches, peaches peaches peache peaches..." - bowser "I... am steve" - steve itself

[@shelby5809]

just the way he delivers it and his face lmfao

[@ladyalicent705]

They took it out of the furnace too early 💀

[@sheepaggression6478]

If you’re wearing a blue shirt and someone says if you are you, you are now legally obligated to say I’m Steve!

[@Vuheli]

I am Steve... lmao jack black is gonna crush the role of steve in this movie

[@10ksubstocuremydepression46]

No he ain't 😂

[@Pranav.xd4]

I Like How Bro's Reaction Is Exactly Same As My Reaction 💀

[@Jobert7834]

You were aupposed to be the hero brian

[@JasonNunez-ip6sv]

I...an steve!

[@EliteTitanSpeakermen_12]

i am… steve (like jack black)

[@speedii]

This reminds me of sonic the hedgehog trailer

[@S.L.F-G1]

I feel like i would watch this movie, but only up to this part and then shut it off for good.

[@AdamJlil]

I AM STEVE

[@Rangnarok727]

*Ryuko Matoi* : Who are you? *Nui Harime* : 0:04

[@Abdo-the-dark]

WE'RE GETTING MINECRAFT MOVIE BEFORE GTA 6

[@elementalgamer0732]

I, am Steve. But, there are those who also call me..... Tim.

[@waytoobiased]

Wow, what an amazing day.

[@yourfavweeb]

"Eye... Epstein" such inspirational words 🔥🔥

[@atanoxel7427]

If you're Steve, then where's Alex?

[@PancakesForRent]

In another universe he would've said "I, am Minecraft"

[@tunnelcrawlerwaluigi2690]

You can tell they thought that delivery was so badass and it’s fucking hysterical

[@Bredas_xdOfficial]

it's so over .

[@no.5jira]

I am steve 😂😂😂

[@floppy134]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA 🙌

[@gamingdudedonal3312]

This needs to go back into the furnace

[@lehashura490]

The people who made this movie seem to have hidden talent. They should have kept it hidden

[@LONGMAEDFIGHT]

Bro is steve😭

[@mrbarit529]

This is gonna be a cinematic masterpiece trust me

[@herepaulfilms9833]

Crafting table cannot fix this

[@EdwardByTheTarn]

The only way they can top this in the actual film is if the mysterious villain in the shadows finally shows himself in the third act, the camera pans around from his back down to his feet, slowing raising until we can finally see his face. He opens his mouth, and reveals himself... "hi, I'm Dream."

[@SledderVR]

i like beans

[@supermariofan1217]

First he was Po in Kung Fu Panda, then he was R.L. Stine in Goosebumps, then he was Bowser in the Mario Movie, and now he’s STEVE IN MINECRAFT?!!!

[@alphabros5226]

Quite literally said it in like the most so bad it's good way possible I swear

[@your6322]

I.. am cholesterol incarnate.

[@fridge.2785]

This movie is doomed to fail

[@FrancoGazzetta]

Or it's so bad the shitposting it's going to be insane like Morbius or the bee movie

[@Chair11556]

Guys call me crazy...But is he Steve?

[@4_Haydawn]

I dont remeber any of this trailer from the game

[@lavenderphoebe]

I can see it now. Steve was brought to the minecraft world too and couldn’t go back.

[@Fellowhuman-1]

They did the movie equivalent of accidentally creating a shovel instead of a sword

[@MLiskindagay]

There is no redemption for this. It cannot be saved and it never should’ve been made

[@TheFallen-ff4xn]

We’re all getting sent to hell for bringing this movie into existence aren’t we

[@macart5429]

Ema Stev! Novekian developed from the sounds of Minecraft villagers humanoids in 2011.

[@delavarproductions]

I still have faith in this movie, if just because Matt Berry's in it

[@Beanman87]

“This cave seems safe. *spider eyes start covering the walls*” ahh movie😭

[@ahaha272]

We, are Steve.

[@11clocky]

We are Groot

[@sugaisgae]

They legit gave him a random blue shirt and called it Steve like whaaat

[@1_zpswx]

Imagine the trailer was bad just like this but when people go to see it its actually animated and really good.

[@jjakhero]

"I AM Jack Black In A Blue Shirt"

[@bobbythemaan123]

Everyone in chat "eww" thste how you know they messes up

[@mariomario-e1i]

"It was a mustache"