I Asked My Viewers To Send Their Screen Time Again...

[@ItsJoko]

PLUSHIES ARE ONLY AVAILABLE FOR 3 MORE DAYS: youtooz.com/products/joko-hugger-plush-9-inch GET A LITTLE GOOBER CREATURE BEFORE THEY ARE GONE FOREVER

[@TheGrassKing]

They need to touch grass

[@LucasChristian-f5i]

Make the viewers show their notifications

[@Chaos_King25]

How can I send my screen time?

[@bugfreaked]

I WAS BUGFREAKED I WASNT GOONING I JUST DONT HAVE THE KZbin APP INSTALLED !!!!!! I WAS WATCHING KZbin ON SAFARI !!! I PROMMY

[@BenBattis]

I believe it, it’s on my phone too.

[@Sola_991]

I'm not a gooner too and he called me a gooner :sob:

[@javarafi6]

convince me all you want im suuuuure you're gooning

[@TeemoQuinton]

Gooners in denial

[@TheRatician]

DON'T LIE YOU SILLY GOONER BOYS(or etc.)

[@DUNESDAY_ART]

I think we all know what the J really does stand for Also very happy to get featured in the video :3

[@Dingdongrioden]

Jorking

[@matthewboire6843]

Jshlatt

[@lunacolonthree-silly]

it stands for jelqo

[@firirk4150]

Jerma

[@underpaiddefenseattorney]

Joel

[@foxxinrox]

It's funny as fuck to call it out, but the high safari time doesn't always mean gooning. I've got 21 hours in ten days on it, but reading light novels and shit on Royal Road is what I spend most of my time doing. It's certified Reader behavior.

[@redikaicore]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@loserlw337]

You can be gooning while reading tho

[@TeemoQuinton]

Gooning in denial

[@silverdrag0n_]

it's fanfiction reader behavior in my case. i'm just out here reading about sad little guys and their issues.

[@TheMemeLocomotive]

I have like 2h of screen time on safari this week from exclusively math problems

[@clarawilliams4359]

Seeing both Zenless, Genshin and Enstars in a Joko video gave me whiplash 😭

[@Sola_991]

I like honkai star rail :33333

[@Tarosquish]

That one frame of Cookie Run Kingdom caught me off guard cause that's the only game I play lmao

[@AhmedMohammed-pf3jk]

Im still confused as to y ppl h8 it , I played back during its release it was a good game just not my type of game, Im a more combat-focused games player

[@M1zyu_is_better]

​@@Tarosquish hoohoo🤑

[@Tarosquish]

@@M1zyu_is_better Hoohoo

[@moofurg]

By the way, the reason why people get absurd hours on settings is because changing the time from the beginning to the end of the week and make it say you have spent a ton of time on settings,.

[@MistyTheCat-n9j]

So I can get 168hrs in a week?

[@moofurg]

@@MistyTheCat-n9j yes

[@MistyTheCat-n9j]

@@moofurg nice, I’ll do it next video (maybe)

[@Falutia]

21:39 aye thats me, im the twitcher! I twitch everytime i see jokos live notification!

[@rainbowskyelines]

16:36 hey that's me! the summer break + no car combo made me way more chronically online than usual sorry chat

[@alchemlemnis]

Osc

[@Cyan4h]

IM BEING FOLLOWED BY THE OSC AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHH

[@brendanjohnson4790]

Please explain the 49 hours and 52 minutes of character ai

[@rainbowskyelines]

@brendanjohnson4790 I just have things to say and i cant talk to real people since yknow. summer. no school. so fictional characters it is.....

[@co11n]

15:40 HOP OFF PEAK RIGHT NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@legioneras4576]

TIME TO WAKE UP

[@SauloSantos-tm2ls]

WAKE UP PROJECT MOON SLEEPER AGENTS

[@phantomkid10]

15:06 bro named it “an expensive piece of shit” 🤣🤣

[@rockylmaoo]

22:45 I LOVE SPREADING RUMORS

[@BroBro-f3n]

Bros the honored one of the subway surfers community

[@guesst234]

6:24 "uGh, yUr StILL NoT dOnE,SIs"

[@OrcaIguana]

Watching this at work to get up those hours. 100 hours a week when I use my computer more isn't enough 💪

[@Max_Lucky_Lucas]

23:12 - *Minos Prime death sound*

[@bradigan]

I watch youtube through safari when I'm at work cuz it lets you play videos in the background without paying for premium. Got at least 35 hrs of safari a week that way.

[@DessertArbiter]

fluffy chat is a matrix client, and matrix is an alternative to discord, in the same way that mastodon is an alternative to twitter

[@SmoothTurtle840]

ah so it’s what the people who are too freaky for the normal platforms use, got it

[@DessertArbiter]

@@SmoothTurtle840 they are also open source, some people don't want their personal info sold to advertisers and/or dislike using platforms owned by billionaire tech CEOs, which are both pretty valid reasons

[@Oliva837]

11:58 boys look at this guy's time

[@Zyklesdoeswhatif]

6:50 Dooky battle??? My brother in christ it's dokkan you can't say it worse than that😭

[@F15EX_Eagle_II]

Damn, I dont think you can me it more obvious that youre a weeb

[@Qwaziop]

Isn't that how it's pronounced

[@jhihowbvow]

7:18 bro turned into DougDoug

[@A_Blossoming_Lotus]

Joko you look microwave like you eat the crayon

[@DUNESDAY_ART]

My adress is white house, washton

[@greg5805]

do not take a shot every time Joko says the word "goon" you will die

[@pigable]

10:00 with android you can do longer screenshots with 'capture more'

[@HAPEXFR]

yoo that phone that pulled out is like my phone bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ElliotVRsBasement]

7:18 what is DevianArt?

[@NikolaDjukic-s3x]

Idk probably some game

[@l0lLorenzol0l]

Shame I couldn't share my 22hrs a week of Bloons TD 6

[@bobbyslapin8099]

I also have a ton of time on safari but I'm also reading on Safari and that's all I do some days I'm not addicted to reading I swear I just read at almost every moment possible and constantly think about it and violently shake when I'm not reading

[@Grayson-j9l]

Not the deviant art NOOOOO got me so bad😂😂

[@salmonsam6205]

limbus company featured on a joko stream, yippee

[@euosvarietychannel6986]

I have an explanation for there being so much firefox time: youtube with adblock on mobile

[@kirby69813]

My 90 hours weekly on KZbin: (I don’t have autoplay on, so it just turns off after the video ends when I fall asleep)

[@RUFFYIwagon-vm4jb]

That's over half a week on youtube

[@kirby69813]

@@RUFFYIwagon-vm4jb I know.

[@FixxThePigeon7]

This guys is the comedy version of technoblade, while Redoons is the gaming/Minecraft side of techoblade. We got techoblade pt2 before GTA6 🙏

[@SirKingsley15]

7:51 I don’t know how to tell the difference between Japanese and Chinese, but Addie’s exactly how I differentiate Korean from the others

[@-Zerontek-]

Limbus Company Mentioned:

[@Rat-King]

my safari is high solely because i use youtube through it 💀 i don't get ads when i fullscreen videos on safari, and i can refresh to skip ads before the videos, im out here metagaming

[@TheUndeniablyPowerfulH]

similar justification for my high safari times

[@SmoothTurtle840]

the KZbin site on safari is so ass though, genuinely would rather deal with the ads on the app

[@imnotbeluga007]

Similar thing with me using Firefox for ~6h a day. But as a bonus, it's the only browser that supports ad blocking extensions. In fact, I looked up what gooning means and.. well.. you know. That's the closest I got to adult content.. I have no idea how people can watch that stuff. Even if someone forced me to watch it I'd turn it off in a min or two.

[@SomeRandomMenaceLCorp]

15:40 LIMBUS COMPANYYYYY WHO THE HELL IS CATHER... WHOEVER THAT IS!!

[@Jaydenishim23]

This video makes me feel a lot better, my average screen time is like 4 hours about

[@gagebennett4095]

Rain sounds the best for sleeping

[@Gilmixz]

23:17 bros the background gameplay for every TikTok 😭

[@mrpop9725]

safari can’t be gooning because there is no incognito mode

[@Skyfall_027]

Hi joko! I'm a new follower and I wanted to share my weekly report so far, yesterday I spent 6 hours on Facebook, 4 in messages/phone (I was in a phone call) and another 2 in Gmail and finally 2 in chrome. Before you ask no I'm not a gooner I lost my kitten yesterday and I had posted so many posts on lost pets on Facebook and I was checking it constantly because my family was also sharing them. I was 4 hours in messages/phone talking to my boyfriend (he was helping me look for her) I was in Gmail checking constantly in case anyone found her and I was also finding her medical records and in chrome I was searching for tips to find my cat. Rest assured! She's back home

[@tysonpham2153]

6:50 Dokkan Slander 😂

[@NaniteYT]

"Legends is peak" Legends in question:

[@shakaonYT]

Why is this actually really funny

[@jimmy2274]

I don’t need to use google to goon I can just watch this guy

[@nohandleavailable825]

He looks like a mix between chandler and mrbeast bro

[@wumbojet]

The character AI users are the most cooked people of all by a large margin. Either weirdos with fake AI girlfiends or weirdos roleplaying with characters.

[@Zyrdrakyll]

Hey buddy have you heard of RPG

[@wumbojet]

@@Zyrdrakyll role playing is only a thing that people like because you interact with other people while doing. Dnd is a wonderful game and hobby because you get to do fun things with friends, not with a climate change machine

[@hopeful3386]

Safari time can actually be from watching show/anime on a website. That usually why my safari is so high

[@kingnyancow9934]

7:40 enstars mention🛴🛴

[@theflyingkirby]

20:00 CHAT IM COOKED

[@brendanjohnson4790]

Nah what you doing on safari for 5 hours and 6 minutes

[@egnogg07]

15:35 bro exposed my chat, that was supposed to stay on the live chat 😭😭😭

[@brendanjohnson4790]

Will you be explaining your time on safari?

[@Superawesome24]

7:40 the ensemble stars jumpscare killed me oh my god 😭😭😭😭

[@LOGANdagerman11]

3:45 the moment you have been waiting for

[@alexthemtaandr211weatherfa2]

2:15 I'm getting a mental breakdown and how many hours on the apple support app and apple will block you from chatting and possibly no calls will come out and get temporary banned from your nearest Apple store and go somewhere else for help, and this person needs a psychiatrist to prescribe a drug to reduce software phobia

[@RUFFYIwagon-vm4jb]

To explain high time usage in saffari or any search browsers, A lot of us basically pirate stuff online.

[@JOYBOYTHESUNGODNIKA]

5:08 cats and soup 😂yess

[@Red_Phoenix354]

1:59 NAHH BRO THIS MF DEFEAT SOMEONE WHO LITERALLY SPEND 105 HOURS ON REDDIT 🤣

[@ShadowYT21-h3v]

thumbnail aint lying

[@Mangovr722]

5:20 bro is drf gooning in brawl stars to melodie also

[@Haruka_world_domination]

5:05 CATS AND SOUP MENTIONED

[@TheGoatNexarion]

For me safari is nr 1 because i read hundreds of chapters of manhua and manhwa every single day

[@chromedahomie]

haha that’s me at 10:51

[@name_red]

18:23 its me, the only person to use uber eats

[@brendanjohnson4790]

Umm do you want to do any explaining on the 3 hours and 20 minutes on Reddit?

[@zombz55]

To the person who randomly said they had 20 hours in genshin one week : I had 50 hours one week

[@Averagecodmplayer65]

Cooked

[@casuallywinnin]

The problem with the least terminal online people is they could just be using computers and tvs instead of phones

[@thenobledarkshinobi5457]

last guy must have been recording subway surfer footage for the reddit story people

[@MatthewHarding-sy2hz]

welcome back everybody markiplyer here and in today’s video were going to be playing five night a freddy’s

[@dingoescj]

character ai is (obviously) an ai app/game/website that lets you talk to any character aslong as they are in that app

[@masterofwriters4176]

10:16 or they just turned on screen time right before the video to get the numbers.

[@MamaLuigi1000]

Joko gooning stream when?!?!?!

[@williamodavis]

For reference Vencord is a discord client mod

[@I-Stole-Your-Toast700]

When did "goon" mean masturbation and not a minion for an liek a mob boss "My Goons gonna deal whitcha! HAHAHAHA"

[@xinryx]

jokes on joko i spent hours a day doing picrew makers on the safari app making my favorite characters

[@Imaginarypurple]

Domain expansion coffin of the iron mountain 🌋 👁️

[@I-Am-a-knife]

3:56 WE FOUND THE SAME GUY THAT WAS IN THE REDSHELL SCREEN TIME VID

[@kevbgoolsby]

I do some youtube background at night. Somehow my daily youtube average is 24hr 20mins? Not sure i trust android.

[@DragonKit-io6kx]

Now that I have seen others screen times I feel like a real grass toucher I don't have Twitter, Insta, TikTok, Discord, Twitch, Snapchat or any other social media except KZbin

[@Shortness.]

my genshin screentime being 55h per week..........not even a job

[@ToxicMothBoi]

As a fellow youtubemaxxer, no i dont watch shorts. I have removed shorts from my app and digitaly signed it again so my phone wont think its some sort of virus Also ai chat bot users should be jailed, ai cant consent😎 Also please make another i want you to judge my usage time

[@kevinwong_2016]

Fr💀

[@EndingSniper101]

SUPER GAY CHAIN

[@Daniel22208]

SUPER GAY CHAIN

[@reagantorrey69]

SUPER GAY CHAIN

[@Certified-fisch-player]

NIAHC YAG RUPES

[@BIGTHANKSHEESH]

SUPER GAY CHAIN

[@TheStupidVerdeDinosaur]

SUPER GAY CHAIN

[@Reyde_]

oh yes they would

[@LegoGoldenFrieza]

6:45 Bro want Ultra gogeta 4

[@Z0rTh3Odd0n3]

Discord could also mean overnight calls, where you stay in a call w someone overnight, my sister does that a lot

[@Z0rTh3Odd0n3]

Also known as a sleep call

[@lukasdark0]

I once somehow had 26 hours worth of KZbin in one day

[@Book_In_Progress]

I'd like to ask that if or when you do another AI cover video that you listen to a song that uses plankton known as Plan Z where plankton straight up begins the cod zombies of spongebob. (as an extra bonus, someone made a youtube short animation about what the song might look like and its insane)

[@Mister_BigCheese]

My friend has duck duck go installed on his phone

[@bombo101]

11:50 not to mention the fact it’s 0::44 and ur phone counts the night as the start of the next day😂

[@bombo101]

So basically she used her phone 37 minutes out of 44

[@thebosstin2420]

9:50 yayyy I made it in the video! Don't make fun of me guys stop

[@brendanjohnson4790]

Oh hey Reddit

[@Rip_Madara11]

props to the guy with monster hunter now

[@amr2002amrTM]

0:29 I call it TwiX

[@Genegr]

I once played Geometry Dash for 14 hours in a single day.

[@hunterhotwheelsbanda1741]

I HAVE THE DUCK DUCK GO INSTALLED OMG 1:52

[@drewgamerkid1157]

Each time I have over 50 hr in brave and that’s because I use it to watch YT, and serch stuff so it’s more like 49 hr on YT and 1 hr on internet searching. Other than that it’s just random games that I find and play new ones each week.

[@dabcat-117]

do you have a vods yt channel?

[@Divinity_ty]

3:51 bro only blured it out in 1 place lol

[@Jdeloss]

13:39 how did joko not realise that it said 9/11 😂

[@FatOrangeYT]

3:21 no 21/7 obviously

[@Therian_Puppy]

Zenless zone zero is genuinely goated

[@cyancomrade]

Its a little umm…… suggestive…. but the combat is hella fun i gotta say that

[@WandererOT]

4:02 definetly gooning dont ask how i know

[@what_4836s]

the average gooning session is like 10 minutes for me

[@Joe_Does_StuffYT]

9:42 WHO IS ON CLOCK FOR 26 HOURS?!