DESTROYING Cookie Clicker With My Cookie God Program

[@SanzuRiver]

That zesty ahh "thank you~" got me acting up enough to sub.

[@LedionZogaj]

Now what if he MOANED or did smth else......

[@SanzuRiver]

​@@LedionZogajI'm boutta' be on some fatherless type timing...

[@cyan1280]

WHAT

[@cyan1280]

im butta hire him for something else@@LedionZogaj

[@SoapySC]

Me too

[@pez_3688]

I like how dragoon is the most active youtuber/community member in 'promoting' cookie clicker, even going as far as to make himself apart of it's lore/ making his own lore. He's even connecting other games into it.

[@KhalidTheBeeKeeper]

and the best rap battle in history

[@presidentluthorplays]

@@KhalidTheBeeKeeperyessir

[@bartekr8881]

watch dragoon

[@kaushlendrayadav7124]

​@@KhalidTheBeeKeeperobliteration

[@ShadowCubeGT]

​@@KhalidTheBeeKeeperfr fr rf fr rf rf fr

[@aCookieGod]

you want to become me?

[@GioOnYt672]

YO ITS HIM

[@GioOnYt672]

HELLO

[@TheReal-KarsonRBLX]

Bro saw the title and was fuming

[@CanerTaze]

HELLO

[@MadNooob76]

IT'S THE LEGEND THE MYTH THE COOKIE HIMSELF

[@Thugshaker_thequaker]

Basically today I went down a cookie clicker rabbit hole and now I’m stuck in the realization that a game where your initially just supposed to click a cookie has more achievements and requires more time commitment than learning how to play Tom Clancy’s rainbow six siege competently has made me feel as though I comprehend nothing of our current reality.

[@martinjoster3282]

peak

[@a.jvanzanten8445]

the worst is ther are a lot of clicker games that are like that so its not only cokkie clikker

[@TheCodingSloth]

I am cookie god UPDATE: the terrible code is in my discord discord.gg/2ByMHqTNca so join if you want it. It's in the general chat and I have it pinned enjoy

[@43021]

you are cookie god

[@AProblem855]

Algorithm boost comment

[@slothslothslothslothslothsloth]

he be the cookie god

[@shrekenthusiast8703]

Hail the cookie god!

[@Mari...........]

It kinda reminds me of the cookiegod channel😁

[@SeemsLegitToMe]

bro come on you didnt need to put caseOh on the screen now my monitor is permanently leaning to the left

[@THEARCHY_ExPuNgEd.]

Bro caseoh decided to take up my ram and now I can't finish downloading COD mobile

[@BONES_EDITZ]

​@@THEARCHY_ExPuNgEd. I can't lift my phone bro 💀

[@rain47ytEN]

@@THEARCHY_ExPuNgEd. L game bros just saving you from mid

[@neoleonor7140]

​@@BONES_EDITZdude my phone dropped through my bed cracked through the crust and then went into the center of the earth because caseoh was on there

[@Sorryimbusyrn]

Ahahhaha

[@labbit35]

Fun fact: there are actually some achievements that are extremely easily obtained, they are so easy that you could literally get them immediately after you start the game .

[@larkgaming6573]

True neverclick:

[@labbit35]

@@larkgaming6573 is it easy tho?

[@eidsamuel2131]

​@@larkgaming6573he said easy not hard

[@dexershere]

oh my god i never knew that some achievements in games would be easy 😱😱😱😱

[@larkgaming6573]

@@eidsamuel2131 you can technically get it immediately after you start the game 💀

[@cody_codes_youtube]

I love this game and so glad I see content about it in 2023. You are my hero

[@amir78989]

dont let Dragoon see this.

[@NoahHaword]

Frrrrrr bros gonna ABUSE this code

[@luckyguy8530]

At 15:47 you can see for a split second he got a shiny wrinkler without cheating, that is really lucky.

[@foxjwizard6069]

I'm currently at 615/622 achievements doing it legit, and i have 11 of the shadow achievements haha but this was very fun to watch

[@ErdemtugsC]

You really should touch grass

[@foxjwizard6069]

would it make it worse if I said I also have the WR in speedrunning the neverclick NGC category as well haha@@ErdemtugsC

[@ErdemtugsC]

@@foxjwizard6069Are you even human

[@foxjwizard6069]

@@ErdemtugsC haha doesn't seem that way does it lol, just finished high school so too much time on my hands

[@cookiemains]

dang. im gonna guess you just don't have the level 10 achievements

[@randomgamer500]

0:04 i think i've heard that name somewhere before...

[@ImNotABot-e3h]

Bro came from dragoon video we need this to get more likes

[@Grave7-f9l]

Me too…..

[@talonfishy5576]

Same I got recommended this shortly after watching dragoons video of him clicking 7777 gold cookies.

[@happyboy07685]

🫠

[@NullMC456]

7:30 “YES Caseoh’s back” got me Laughing so hard you just earned a sub

[@anna_crest]

I love the Dragoon- style editing

[@sidd-underscore]

why did bro code everything in the console instead of attaching an external script 💀

[@nidhu595]

harder and more fun maybe?

[@ErdemtugsC]

⁠@@nidhu595the title literally said *”with my* cookie god program”

[@nidhu595]

@@ErdemtugsC so?

[@ManyJaz]

Do I see pantheon info at the top of the screen, I can sense the a fellow pain enjoyer, the league has gotten all of us

[@fishman-qu7dp]

ah yes, getting to sexdecillions is "destroying the game"

[@MrFrostyi]

Broooo!! I like your video right after "1,2,3.. I'm bored" 😂 And you got yourself a new subscriber, f spiffing Brit😂😂

[@maxmoder-1]

Love when bro said "cookie clicker is a game about solving world hubger" meanwhile there's an achievement called "whoops, you solved world hunger"

[@chipbag7055]

"its just a cookie clicking game" weak mindset.

[@Pokaratel]

Now I Am Become Sloth, the Destroyer of Cookies

[@godwinkavege5046]

For those who know McJell fifa , this guy is McJell for programming 😂😂😂😂 Bro you are so funny. Hope you didn't spent too much time doing this

[@CorneliusTheWizardDog]

I like how every cookie clicker video devolves further and further into madness

[@Pancake-ue3rq]

how exactly do you pull out that console type thing on the side?

[@anapaulaqueirozOG]

when hes doing the goodbye to the grandmas for a split seconds "Vera" apears bottom text

[@PapyrusTheRoyalGuard1]

im trying to change the picture of the big cookie like u did but it just goes blank please help me 😭😭😭

[@Unlucky-9172]

This truly has been, a god complex.

[@NotSL0TH17]

nice to see a fellow sloth who knows a bit of programming

[@BenXBean]

Best video i have seen this year 👏 Btw I subbed ;)

[@harukihiko908]

here to support ur grind towards getting more of those sweet sweet yt views and subs 💯💪💪

[@rahmansadiq6460]

Can you Please put the code you used to break cookie clicker in the comments i want to try and tweak it to make it better

[@user-ld7rc8qx6e]

Nice job keep it up keep working hard❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@drewvolker3791]

I was enjoying the first few minutes so much I hit subscribe, then you instantly told me to. Lmao. First video I’ve watched from you but I think I am going to love it here.

[@itsfrostyman-ifm7089]

How did you get on to the next ine?? Because when i press enter it just doesnt let me to go down a line and continue scripting. Why is that

[@gavinmathew1955]

KZbin’s best sloth is back? What is this my birthday?

[@iCrimzon]

Bro is that NickEh30 chugging some fortnite juice or am i trippin

[@joekyu2517]

Has anyone ever said u sound like the original ace? Great vid btw

[@htaehxela]

This should be part of the interviewing process

[@dangerousthoughts.1591]

Bro did not add the Army Goes Rolling Along into this😂😂😂

[@dom9092]

bro added the fucking army song XD i heard that shit and gave me flashbacks so quick

[@jathanler1156]

The baba sound is way funnier than actually having the sound of the swear word

[@spencer-mi7si]

Caseoh fell through my screen😢😢 and broke the edge border of my iPad and PC simultaneously watching it on both

[@tpfoxCastro]

How did you changed the appearance of the cookie? It wasn't very clear in the video and I want to see how I can do it

[@Davyjones777yt]

Alternate title: "Spending days coding because im too lazy to click my mouse"

[@MrFeIine]

if you change ur bakery name to JamalBakerSaysOpenSesame u will get a admin panel on top left and have admin stuff

[@KhalidTheBeeKeeper]

4:51 wait for an autosave, cast force the hand of fate with the wizard tower, see where it spawns, refresh, then cast it again and spam click right where it spawned last time, and then you get the achievement or you literally just randomly get it lol

[@aratictvAlt]

So inspirational, how could I ever top this…

[@Iegomyego12321]

no clue but you can top me

[@idoyoutube2019]

im gonna top you

[@Iegomyego12321]

@@idoyoutube2019 me next please

[@idoyoutube2019]

@@Iegomyego12321 bet

[@ambassadorofbadtaste]

4:50 Turning on the autoclicker, and then praying to God that it'll spawn in the same place your cursor is at

[@lea391]

Dragoon is gonna see this and finally reach his breaking point 😂😂😂

[@KristofBaylosis]

Bro became better then the dude that got all achievements in 5-6 days☠️

[@T.G.D.G.]

AINT NO WAY BRO MIXED UP CASEOH AND GEAR FOUR LUFFY😭

[@ray4237]

you'll have to fight vera to fight morgan to fight dragoon to become the best

[@yeetdragon2413]

Don't bring Dragoon lore into this otherwise Sloth will lose all faith in humanity.

[@KurtWilliamRoeloffsIII]

This is the first youtube I have seen use the inspect button in a youtube video and i find it halarious how dragoon spend over 1200 hours and this guy spent like 8 hours.

[@boruto9321]

bro how did you find cookie i watched your vid and was trying to do it any tutorials?

[@cingizata]

when programmers say they have a life and continue hacking some game instead of playing it

[@MattWyndham]

Prioritize the most expensive building, it’s always most efficient

[@Nats.Plays.Games1703]

why did you not put saysopensesame behind your name becouse if you do that in the top left corner of your screen there will be a button and if you click it it will open dev commands

[@Hmm-v9y]

“The fuck is a kilometer”

[@MrFrostyi]

BRUHHH!!!!!!!!! I've never been a big fan of Kanye, but this edit has caused me to keep this song on repeat today Thank you for this edit, shit could not go harder, drop was extremely well done

[@crazyperson9996]

Can't believe bro spent 270x of cookie clickers existence playing cookie clicker (trust him bro)

[@thatonedumbe]

I don't like the use of ai, but other than that, you truly are a cookie *g o d* (Nor a cookie clicker god though because clicking is overrated)

[@Artem925ua]

If you change your name to, for example, "fishsaysopensesame" (i dont remember if you can change the "sesame" part) and it gives you like a developer little menu

[@Pancake-ue3rq]

9:25 around 10 achievements that require you to do stuff there be like

[@cUmLorD_]

My guy really need a pantheon guide.

[@Error-0211]

Is it possible to make a code that repeats words every 4 minutes or something, maybe in a browser or out of the browser

[@dIancaster]

Should have written a function that finds the greatest Cookies Per Second : Cookie Cost ration per each upgrade and bought that, instead of random selection.

[@harukihiko908]

fnaf reference????? MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE!!!1!111😫😫 MICHAEL!!!1!!111 😤

[@150.89MSubscribersVideos]

"remember that dream you had last night?" Me: No

[@cam-438]

u got me back into the grind lol

[@andreidsavetf2]

10:11 that game turned him into dragoon, i meant dra2oon

[@yeetdragon2413]

You mean Dra7oon's pet lizard?

[@soosuj]

the brisish guy getting robbed was a whole side story what

[@leok2894]

The title “cookie god” seems like such a measly word cuz of the stuff that we can do in this game

[@theiwik864]

Not gonna lie I was hoping to see the code in the description but this video is fire for a nerd like me

[@someonebrugh]

my dumbass thought he would put game.cookies a fuck ton

[@mariammodebadze-r2s]

can you tell me what to pres after write codes to make it work

[@dariuszg.8026]

lol, this video is a 10% game in title, 10% programing and the rest of it are MEMS

[@customgunz00]

When a woman beats me in a band 4 band, so I start going right for right

[@nidhu595]

y'd you put CaseOh on the screen, now my monitor's flattened bro!

[@jeffrando]

Awesome video dude

[@ArpentRunner]

Dragoon??????????????????

[@shafaatoo9328]

Is this what still being jobless does to a man? Huge fan lol

[@klpliper]

when he was ascending early i was just screaming at my screen

[@M3yTyt]

while watching this, when you said "subscribe" i realized the sub button lights up just like if you say in real life you say "like" it lights up

[@ASTOR81]

9:49 “LuMpS”😂

[@tungpho2132]

Man, how long does it take to write all of this😅😅

[@Thugshaker_thequaker]

Bro didn’t think to try /collectallachievements and it shows ☠️☠️😮‍💨

[@Swcher]

This makes me feel proud knowing I got further with no automation

[@admiralkizarusambassador3493]

TANK MAN IN THE CASEOH EDIT IS CRAZY

[@DSTrOY3r28]

I had to subscribe after the Caseoh edit

[@zaphatic]

you dont need to make a program theres a built in dev menu if you type "*put whatever u want here*saysopensesame" as the bakery name

[@Dev11Gold]

What do I press to modify the website

[@mctutorialy1675]

what a programmer does when they are paid by time

[@preeeee696]

is this a walmart dragoon 😭😭😭

[@THEARCHY_ExPuNgEd.]

3:15 WHAT THE F--K IS A KILOMEEETTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!

[@Iconic_Core]

🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@Dashgeometry-yt]

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

[@thebeans4056]

Dragoon would hate this

[@MHITTHIRANVARMAVISWANATH-ux5kl]

bro i cant find the code. can you help me? ☺

[@tonyaarnett2655]

I’m American and… that’s racism… 😢😢

[@SanzuRiver]

I'm a femboy mulatto in denial and I call it spitting game.

[@DSTrOY3r28]

In about a month and a half I was able to get 560ish achievements, and I'm still nowhere close to being done. I can confirm that this game takes so much more grinding than you would ever expect. Unless you write a program that does it all for you lol.

[@XD707-vj1wy]

Man turned into Dragoon

[@commentspae]

... okay firstly the "different upgrades" thing is the BUSINESS DAY season and second of all those are BUILDINGS not upgrades the BASE thing used to speed up production is called a BUILDING not an upgrade

[@el_meromero12]

bro finished the game in 30 seconds by changing the bakerys name to thecodingsloth saysopensesame