I Attempted To Beat A 0.00% SUPER EXPERT Level....

[@gizanked]

16:15 "short and sweet" tag. maybe something got lost in translation.

[@BlueBerry20071]

Short. But definitely not sweet.

[@IanC14]

Iirc in Japan it doesn't mean short but sweet.

[@임헌성-f2s]

In Korean version, “Short and sweet” is translated to “재미 한 방!”, means like “Joyful oneshot!”.

[@neneenenejrkerre1828]

임헌성 technically a dont touch the ground level in super 3d world is a joyful oneshot

[@JMIII09]

No doubt

[@teandeekay]

"ya boi DGR used to be a longjumper in highschool" you know something's wrong when DGR's talking about highschool and not his college days

[@vedx1]

somethings wrong here i can feel it

[@nielstholen5222]

Likes are nice

[@eunxia]

Spraya maybe his highschool days are better than his college ones. *but he should still make a book about both of them*

[@ChargedBard]

t highschool

[@le_meme_stealer]

Was he a backwards longjumper too?

[@matthewchristeson6589]

13:25 As soon as I saw the zoom-in, I knew his run was over. That was rough, D. Made me clench...

[@netweed09]

Well he still beat it; no need for the 1SJ.

[@wizardlypapa7460]

2:24: Feel the pee Be the pee Smell the pee Become ONE WITH THE PEE Me: welp

[@MrZsajnov]

Lol

[@MrZsajnov]

Thats funny

[@jakobw.9920]

If it's his fetish.... let him

[@Toad2368]

He means p Like p-switch

[@laur6004]

DRINK the pee

[@piggy-bs3293]

Dad Joke: Why is a Dad Joke called a Dad Joke? Because it is apparent.

[@petermclean5680]

Cameron Strausbaugh it should be, ‘well, because its a dad joke’

[@williamdusseau5864]

Get out

[@xxkillerxx7169]

@@petermclean5680 yea but he started a new sentence so no

[@Toadette-]

Hahahaha dad jokes

[@ImJustJAG]

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

[@IzzyReal]

13:27 I would NOT have been able to mentally recover from that

[@PanGuy_]

Yea and he was laughing again really really quick. I like that.

[@Hydrii313]

Lol

[@achallenger2tank698]

i would have threw the switch right then and there

[@yoshipro6492]

I Agree, I Would Be Dead Inside.

[@iceyiesttea14]

13:30

[@guicosi1]

Dave, I don't know if you are gonna get to read this message, but I need to share something with you. I'm unemployed, and for the last 12 months I've been studying for civil service entrance exams. It's been some hard times. Expectancy, stress and anxiety were almost like my undesired companions. However, in between study sessions, your videos were some kind of stress relief. I remember watching your troll levels playthroughs, which made me laugh a lot. Well, long story short, I recently got amazing news. I achieved the first position on my last exam, so I might start working soon. Your videos are part of this journey, so I felt like I needed to thank you. Keep on your wonderful work! (And sorry for my bad English).

[@lightofdespair1848]

13:30 the best "Noooooooooo" ever

[@Jay-oy1ld]

I heard his voice going to breaking point

[@karinisvetcool]

"Only use your twirlfinger when specifically asked for, if you use it when it's not asked for, it's gonna lead to trouble." *I love Dave's weird life advice*

[@MystykalMystyk]

Why do i read comments right before he says it?

[@andrewanderson3016]

Mystyk Games no reason

[@Petalb_rry]

underrated comment.

[@internetuser4210]

"Today I'm feeling bold, and brash" *M O R E L I K E B E L O N G S I N T H E T R A S H*

[@michaelstaggmick]

he’s talking about the levels

[@michaelstaggmick]

nevermind, it’s a reference to the spongebob episode

[@MarMar-mo1ru]

How did one person didn’t get the spongebob reference

[@michaelstaggmick]

The gaming Cat : you is are spokeing engrish

[@rotro98burner46]

@@michaelstaggmick Oh sorry, miss one. *puts it in the trash*

[@Moneybags137]

5:46 The yoda "mmm" ! hahah thanks for the great video DGR

[@aidansmachines]

4:06 Pause buffering seems to come from a different region every time XD

[@Achtohbr]

Wdym?

[@elizathegamer413]

@@Achtohbr he says from China this episode, last time it was from Japan

[@Achtohbr]

Epicodaboss Gaming oh lmao

[@vriskaserketontheps5]

Usually china

[@deltawastaken]

Ancient chinese secret is a joke from a calgon commercial.

[@iTZBLaSToFFTiMe]

Nothing like screaming, “TWiiiiiiiiiiiRL!” at my phone in public. Thanks for that moment.

[@Lady8D]

I was doing the same lol

[@ultragamez6887]

Exactly.

[@beauthehusky]

When?

[@PanGuy_]

DGR is such a Happy guy. Even after the devastating defeat at 13:29, he's still laughing. I like that.

[@jennifermiller5696]

I think he's depression laughing

[@starpetalarts6668]

First level teaches him to use his twirl finger, next level requires it and he forgets the lesson immediately.

[@snakechest7583]

Interresting

[@michaelclaughton3509]

The twirl jumping is different from the super Mario 3D world and the super Mario Wii u type games

[@netweed09]

The wall-jumping level @ 12 was so damn tedious I mean the creator must've been so bored spamming all those parallel walls lol.

[@blackfang0815]

Level creator: *Makes Zs to help tell when to twirl.* Dave at every possible moment: "I'll try spinning, that's a neat trick!"

[@piggy-bs3293]

DGR: I have a couple of uncleared levels for you. 1: Just Run!!!!! - Look at the Clear Check Time! Code: Q9J-6H4-P1G 2: Bean Burrito 3 - Harder than BB2! Code: 9DF-DVX-BVF

[@hadikassir9958]

8:57 That low battery warning reminded me to charge my Joy-Cons. Thanks Dave!

[@Kingnjw]

Nobody rlly cares

[@cgd5693]

Noah Stanley bout you

[@Exoticmuffinjuice]

qubo4life lol

[@MineBloxAllNite]

DGR: “Feel the P” “Be the P” “Smell the P” Me: ... Ok

[@nobody-gf6ub]

Become on with the p

[@nobody-gf6ub]

1 one

[@C00l5c0rpi0n]

Lol

[@Compguy321]

2:24

[@princesspuma8840]

Dariel Diaz crying same 🤣🤣

[@Gamer-3458]

13:29 this scream is like a kid trying to scream as loud as possible in class.

[@AboveAverage_Runner]

Don’t forget the 40 voice cracks

[@TripleBuffered]

I thought he sounded like Tarzan :D

[@Common040]

I see what u mean 🤣

[@gamerx4597]

nah its just a dead fox lol

[@pixelfreak2626]

12:54 my favorite DGR Moment.

[@CosilHeiir]

Dave: how did i do so good the first time Me: remembers first try was his worst try

[@sweetgherkinz]

Xd

[@locke_ytb]

I don't know if your joking but I think the first try was great.

[@CosilHeiir]

@@locke_ytb yeah the try where he threw the p-switch and didn't even land on it

[@AbdulKamran-oi6bb]

I think he was referring to his second attempt

[@GameWyrm]

He meant his first good try

[@genericcommenter3387]

2:24 Feel the pee, be the pee, smell the pee, become one with the pee. ~DGR

[@ItsAllGoodMan696]

You know that when the camera zooms in something bad is about to happen.

[@quimbyboys770]

Or something like a reilization

[@quimbyboys770]

On other vids

[@ZeMarkKrazee]

18:21 DGR: “Give daddy a checkpoint!” Me: “I... I thought you were UNCLE Dave?!” 😱🤯”

[@twig-e6431]

I'm guessing good ole Uncle DGR and P-Daddy are alter ego's...probably his bipolar showing! 😋

[@aidenpons9584]

That Link Kaizo level was actually really good! Well indicated, varied (not just jump-on-stuff like Mario kaizo levels often are), had nice spots to catch your breath in between (& no tight timer) - it's a real shame it's on the 0.00% series - it deserves better.

[@TheRealPress_Start]

16:00 listen with your eyes closed

[@Lady8D]

LMAO

[@mew9516]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ashtonanderson1353]

What do you mean he was just celebrating

[@united-statesdhhs6278]

Ashton Anderson found the kid 1

[@united-statesdhhs6278]

A Normal Mew found the kid 2

[@nocializer]

16:17 Kokiri’s Emerald is an Ocarina of Time reference. Early in the game, you have to collect three Spiritual Stones, Kokiri’s Emerald, Goron Ruby, and Zora’s Sapphire. This just brought back the nostalgia I have for that game.

[@CoopaTheGreat]

“How did I do so decent on the first attempt?” First attempt: jumps on the void.

[@heav3786]

12:57 i was so hoping you're gonna drop this line xD

[@tonysings9514]

I was excitedly watching this episode the entire time thinking "Who is this new DGR and what super-expert tas bot has replaced him"

[@Skyblade12]

That soul-crushing "noooooooo", though.

[@danieleinfeld940]

My heart was racing just watching you try not to touch the ground

[@notasecureduser]

Nojo

[@danielgoodrich264]

5:55 DGR: I just had a brilliant thought. ME: Who are you and what have you done with DGR?

[@anestistzikas3161]

13:34 depression in a nutshell

[@SMG41]

This is why I watch dave. He knows things like Elton John and BTO which make me feel less old.

[@SMG41]

@Jared Devan tru. But BTO? I doubt many know that lol I'm same age as dave and I was surprised even he knew them haha

[@twig-e6431]

Yeah, I'm 38. Most 30 year olds probably have no idea who anyone before the 90's is. This guy knows his craft!

[@Kurachi84]

2:24 no, no, no and just no so the super experts were easier for him? ... Dave is addicted to super expert XD maybe some normal difficulty ones will destroy him :P

[@stelfzor]

16:10 - Your ticker is not on that side of your body!

[@zepoixe]

You'd really need courage, wisdom, and power for the link related level.

[@mx.winterwolf]

Dave: *family friendly channel* Also Dave: 2:59

[@wispy218]

*You have encountered a wild DGR* *The wild DGR uses Clutch Daddy Glasses* *The wild DGR gained x5 Luck!*

[@TaranTatsuuchi]

5 * 0 is still 0... ;)

[@enderjoker1288]

8:35 you can see a DGR spin jumping on a mauncher and walking on it without throwing out of the window his little plumber's life

[@celdaemon]

There was a cloud behind it

[@Skwigsy]

Hey DGR! I made you a troll level (my first time!) I will edit this comment with the code. Code: TJR-GLR-YHG

[@jibyaroon8252]

Cool

[@sklpgllk7008]

USE CODE OJ

[@Jeloetta]

I compared the video's icon to the level and was thinking "There's no way Dave, P-Switch jumper extraordinaire, is really gonna spend this whole video on that first level." Nice going :)

[@IzzyReal]

I don't get how you put yourself through this kinda stuff😭😭😭 You're far stronger than I

[@aurilio5633]

beat some geometry levels and ur gonna be a lot stronger!!!!

[@kudoshinichi9359]

You are noob Play kaizo levels and you well be professional👍🏻👍🏻 Try and try don't give up

[@crichards8092]

Putting 8 comments on every video gets annoying, I'd recommend just putting all the stuff you're gonna say into 1 comment

[@IzzyReal]

XD these levels too scary😭😭😭

[@IzzyReal]

@@crichards8092 thanks for the advice😄

[@LamgiMari]

20:20 DGR having a little Ric Flair moment.

[@Fawaffles]

DGR: There are Ps suspended in the air Thats a hmm moment right there

[@mrcrumbus]

Is this your first time making a joke? Been there...

[@tonybrooke3810]

That is True

[@Fawaffles]

MrBreadCrumbs you dont have to do me like that if you don’t like the joke jeez

[@mrcrumbus]

I know, I had a bad day and now I feel bad, sry

[@Fawaffles]

MrBreadCrumbs its ok i know how it feels

[@bossbrickle1531]

DGR: Dies immediately. Also DGR: Yeah, this level looks great!

[@IzzyReal]

Dave: I need to jump in the MIDDLE of the P Mario: ( 2:09 ) But I want this one

[@doge6914]

How does this guy remain so calm and happy I don’t usually get mad at games but these levels are something else how can he do this

[@xxsnakiesxx3855]

I fell asleep while watching this and had a dream I was playing the game in multi versus with dgr

[@islandwarriorxgaming9613]

Weirdo. Obsessed much?

[@amiano59e4]

Did ya win?

[@xxsnakiesxx3855]

Yes I won

[@theraven1726]

XxSnakiesxX vs DGR, who would win?

[@xxsnakiesxx3855]

I think I would win because me and my friend got a high score on super expert no skip of 16

[@cr3atorYT]

2:24 "wise words from Dave."

[@gpcoasters7824]

I got carpal tunnel syndrome just from watching the level with the "don't touch the ground" clear condition.

[@tuntematonohikulkija2843]

It's cool how you sing some classic rock in your videos

[@Apkooi1]

"Smell the Pee." -DGR, 2020

[@EdgyRose]

5:45 Nice Yoda impression, DGR

[@IzzyReal]

Not gonna lie; started off with a cool level

[@BlueBerry20071]

The youtube rule is that it's weird to put more than one comment on a video.

[@caderidley2309]

@@BlueBerry20071 yeah well they left 3 so anyone can do what they want

[@nadirdjeniah2442]

13:28 if it wasn't for that, that would've been the perfect one shot game from dave

[@IzzyReal]

Anyone else picturing Dave long jumping through the halls in high school? No? Just me? Ok then.

[@Lou-zw3zc]

Well i wasn't but now I can't stop 😂😂

[@crocodiles_ifti1018]

10:00 apparently Mario is naruto now

[@teamvalor1657]

Him: How do you like it?? Her: 2:14

[@Lady8D]

13:58

[@jlinkous05]

My heart's beatin', my heart's beatin', my hands are shakin', my hands are shakin', but I'm STILL jumpin' and I'm STILL gettin' P jumps, it's like BOOM P jump, BOOM P jump, BOOM P JUMP!

[@Benben-qj2ez]

2:23 me when ive been waiting in the pit under the outhouse for hours and my crush finally comes

[@Jay-oy1ld]

You're a creep and stalker even I dont do that

[@AndrewChristensen3]

Wth.

[@g8risgr849]

5:45 the new sound of a car

[@AncientSquid]

Lol when he said low battery my phone actually told me low battery

[@theskillbeast8495]

DGR: “This Is Progress City” **dies** Me: Sounds About Right

[@Lou-zw3zc]

0:14 "bold and brash? More like belongs in the trash!" - dude from SpongeBob (Please tell me I'm not the only one to think of this XD) For real though ily dude, you're one of my favorite KZbinrs ever, the energy of you and your channel is so fun, keep up the amazing work

[@rafaelsc9257]

What even is thia comment

[@Lou-zw3zc]

@@rafaelsc9257 both the typical junk of a comment section and something meaningful? Lol

[@TheWilliamSnfrd]

DGR is like a good kids show. Family friendly but has some funny quips that are subtle. Smack dat axe is a good one although less subtle. But remember the wise DGR "only use the twirl finger when asked" "if you use it when you're not asked you'll just have problems"

[@WavemasterAshi]

How did you even DARE to do that second level without the YOLO Bolo?

[@phoenixstormjr.1018]

I wanna bolo!!! 😭😭

[@DergEnterprises]

That don't touch the ground level was amazing. Great gameplay DGR.

[@notasecureduser]

2:25 Dave : Feel the pee, be the pee, spell the pee, eat the pee... *BECOME ONE WITH THE PEE* Me : master Dave, how do i *BECOME THE PEE* 👌

[@notasecureduser]

Woah 6 likes

[@notasecureduser]

Woah 7 likes

[@notasecureduser]

Whoa 8 likesssss

[@kuyaklyne]

My goodness since I started watching your videos since PANDEMIC, until today I am still watching these funny clips

[@Lou-zw3zc]

7:26 I literally clapped IRL for that win 😂😂

[@CaveMiner]

I love how it looks like Mario is sliding into the goal in the thumbnail

[@scottwilliams846]

16:05 we won, Mr Stark...

[@Taran858]

Love to see you and someone race a list of uncleared levels. All have the same levels, 3 points for the first clear and 1 point someone beat you first...

[@Willowplesure]

The *S* in *DGR* stands for " *Sharing* sexual wisdom with 'in my old college days' truths and metaphors"

[@Ranch4113]

Dave: picks super expert SMM2: so you have chosen death

[@avi7529]

“Feel the pee, smell the pee, become one with the pee” - Dave 2020

[@therealfusi0nnn]

I like that you used the Onett Theme from Earthbound, at the end of your vid. I always put that in my background music.

[@justiniantbh]

14:33 Me trying to keep things in the bedroom spicy with things I've heard online: "my thumb meat is so heckin tender right now"

[@vanallesennogwat3458]

I like this serie the most out of all the series you make so I hope you will keep making this serie for a long time👍👍👍

[@waixler83]

Hello, David

[@joeyscott6812]

Hello, THICC YOSHI

[@DGR_Dave]

Hello, THICC YOSHI

[@jacksonhunt6410]

Hello, THICC YOSHI

[@ItsUtopia_]

Hello, THICC YOSHI

[@quinnbishop737]

Hello, THICC YOSHI

[@distortedprince6247]

13:30 that voice crack tho make my worries go of 😂😂

[@nikobg4593]

Dave: feel the p be the p smell the p become one with the p, my repotation is p daddy, to great tip for life only use the twirl finger when specifically asked for if its not asked for its just gonna lead to trouble KZbin: *This is family friendly video* (I remember one comment in another video saying this, but he needs to make a book about his highschool and college days, something felt wrong when he said *my link skills*)

[@sandrock605]

Thank you DGR for playing my level: Kokiri's Emerald. My wife and I enjoyed watching you play it over dinner.

[@clutchathan1476]

Jonathan Siek that was a great level

[@StephenMooreOfficial]

In before the f bomb edit! Jk. But seriously Dave please make this series into a playlist so I don't have to search for these... K thx.

[@Lady8D]

I second that request!

[@twig-e6431]

Yeah, thabeast said "Shit" in Sunday's Super Expert no skip episode...I was like, "What? He never swears."

[@spikerblx3596]

imagine going for a stroll and you hear "youve been good to daddy" coming from that one house

[@razdahooman]

Jurisdiction? Did you mean Jerseydiction?

[@IzzyReal]

Good collection of levels today actually

[@skmgeek]

7:57 But I thought they never missed, huh?

[@RaffiAiden]

Made the same comment llol

[@mickgorro]

Forte: In music: fortay (Italian). Meaning "strength": fort (French).

[@philipkuhl6999]

my day are rescued :) :D

[@therobloxiangang3218]

DGR when a level makes him ragequit: "it's good" Me: "In your heart, you know you're not gonna get any sleep tonight, knowing that you called an extremely hard level good."

[@TheWayOfShawn]

He says he's daddy. He says he's uncle. Im confused in my position in this family...

[@fahlur]

DGR: "I have 1 question for the creator... why?" response: "Why not?"

[@thatoneweeb18]

Does anyone else find it off that he refers to himself as “Daddy”?

[@reneedubuc3712]

It’s even worse when he calls himself “Uncle Daddy”

[@sunshinex2012]

He is a father tbh

[@UncLKT]

Only using the twirl finger when completely nessacary-dgr 2020

[@Sunlight_VR]

"smell the pee" I'm legit s(pee)chless.

[@diabeticman2194]

That 3D World wall jumping level was insane! GG for beating it Dave, don't think I'd have the patience to beat it

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Nor the finger endurance