I Became President And Passed The WORST Laws Possible - Impeached

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CaptainSauce

CaptainSauce

Күн бұрын

I can make any law no matter how ridiculous and fully plan to ruin this country.
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@alartale1760
@alartale1760 4 жыл бұрын
2:55 i didn’t remove the sky, it stopped existing Murderers: I didn’t kill the guy, he stopped existing
@lemoncardboard1074
@lemoncardboard1074 4 жыл бұрын
Black holes: “I didn’t destroy that galaxy, it just stopped existing.”
@alartale1760
@alartale1760 4 жыл бұрын
Kaden Last name lol yes!
@evancoleman1840
@evancoleman1840 4 жыл бұрын
Good one
@alartale1760
@alartale1760 4 жыл бұрын
Evan Coleman thx!
@Gamelover-lh8ek
@Gamelover-lh8ek 4 жыл бұрын
Kaden Last name 😂😂😂
@NeighborSenpai
@NeighborSenpai 4 жыл бұрын
Sky: *exists* Cap: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
@taizomichael7294
@taizomichael7294 4 жыл бұрын
That other guy got arrested for it. Er, I mean, having weed.
@JohnADrury70
@JohnADrury70 4 жыл бұрын
69 likes, giggity
@IsaiahRichards692
@IsaiahRichards692 2 жыл бұрын
Gentlemen, HQ has discovered that there is a Canadian among us. Security has launched a full scale investigation. He will be found and there will be dire consequences. CaptainSauce: Real soary to hear aboot that Canadian, eh?
@nightmonkey9748
@nightmonkey9748 4 жыл бұрын
“Haven’t we tried this already?” “Traitor!” [Everybody liked that]
@IsaiahRichards692
@IsaiahRichards692 2 жыл бұрын
Gentlemen, HQ has discovered that there is a Canadian among us. Security has launched a full scale investigation. He will be found and there will be dire consequences. CaptainSauce: Real soary to hear aboot that Canadian, eh?
@Brnacli
@Brnacli 4 жыл бұрын
“Only a freedom kiss” Everyone liked that
@Cosmo_Spiegel
@Cosmo_Spiegel 4 жыл бұрын
Canada: I will invade you with moose! Russia: We will give this country police bears! Canada: WASTED
@alexbauer502
@alexbauer502 4 жыл бұрын
Let me correct you there, Canada: threatens with moose US: Makes bear force Russia: So... I’ve heard The Canadians are in need of some polar bears...
@DoctorDreaded
@DoctorDreaded 4 жыл бұрын
2:01 “I have great relations with the greens, great people “
@finneganlong6865
@finneganlong6865 4 жыл бұрын
Trump at his max mental capacity
@VK-jy3pi
@VK-jy3pi 4 жыл бұрын
[ Tans Hated That ]
@robonator2945
@robonator2945 5 ай бұрын
meanwhile, Humsa Yousaf about to sue a youtube commenter for racism :
@andistansbury4366
@andistansbury4366 2 ай бұрын
"I have a green friend"
@oolexxx7498
@oolexxx7498 4 жыл бұрын
"and you know what there gonna do about it 'bop' nothing!" yes captain, yes
@sansdremurr607
@sansdremurr607 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@polarwaves178
@polarwaves178 4 жыл бұрын
10:10
@fire_block7592
@fire_block7592 4 жыл бұрын
How did he even make that noise?
@thedarkholegammertdhg9255
@thedarkholegammertdhg9255 4 жыл бұрын
captainsauce is just canadian graystillplays
@GarrettSmith590
@GarrettSmith590 4 жыл бұрын
I kept rewinding and replaying it because I couldn’t stop laughing
@PopPrincePanda_
@PopPrincePanda_ 4 жыл бұрын
As I was watching this I snorted while laughing. My family was in the next room. Love this game so far
@IsaiahRichards692
@IsaiahRichards692 2 жыл бұрын
Gentlemen, HQ has discovered that there is a Canadian among us. Security has launched a full scale investigation. He will be found and there will be dire consequences. CaptainSauce: Real soary to hear aboot that Canadian, eh?
@ry_ran775
@ry_ran775 4 жыл бұрын
When I look into Captain's eyes I only see a man staying up very late in the night editing videos
@nickoliharris2755
@nickoliharris2755 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@colbyhall268
@colbyhall268 4 жыл бұрын
We are all glad he does
@franktrinidad142
@franktrinidad142 4 жыл бұрын
Cap dosnt edit his video, he have a designed editor for his videos :D, that's why sometime he even say "Please keep this while you edit the video" or else to his editor and you even see soemtime the editor voluntary keeping stuff and adding like "oops" in the video XD
@tanner2105
@tanner2105 4 жыл бұрын
@@franktrinidad142 as far as I know he does it all himself. Just look at his twitter.
@IsaiahRichards692
@IsaiahRichards692 2 жыл бұрын
Gentlemen, HQ has discovered that there is a Canadian among us. Security has launched a full scale investigation. He will be found and there will be dire consequences. CaptainSauce: Real soary to hear aboot that Canadian, eh?
@eddykidplayzyt
@eddykidplayzyt 2 жыл бұрын
Among us 📮
@fleetadmiralauto6506
@fleetadmiralauto6506 4 жыл бұрын
Sky: *exists* Cap: YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME, MORTAL?
@sageysorbet
@sageysorbet 4 жыл бұрын
YOU CANT BEAT ME!!
@wolf_in_tux5014
@wolf_in_tux5014 4 жыл бұрын
some real up is not jump vibes there
@theheavy5412
@theheavy5412 4 жыл бұрын
Sky: so your approaching me
@sageysorbet
@sageysorbet 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly, The Sky no longer exists
@fleetadmiralauto6506
@fleetadmiralauto6506 4 жыл бұрын
@@theheavy5412 Cap: I can't beat the existence out of you without getting closer
@guymandude9054
@guymandude9054 4 жыл бұрын
Captain: *plays Impeached* Me: *gets GrayStillPlays flashback*
@boopdasnoot8981
@boopdasnoot8981 4 жыл бұрын
MeNameClocky me to bud
@iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902
@iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902 4 жыл бұрын
MeNameClocky I’m glad I’m not the only one
@SomethingSpecial.
@SomethingSpecial. 4 жыл бұрын
both great KZbinrs so double the fun
@jacobimcnair728
@jacobimcnair728 4 жыл бұрын
The flashbacks
@MissileVidsYoutube
@MissileVidsYoutube 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@scareddoge9942
@scareddoge9942 4 жыл бұрын
The right to bear arms... I wanna die. -CaptainSauce 2020
@baum2921
@baum2921 4 жыл бұрын
Dam new fresh video and I see it #saucesquad
@kingblob1788
@kingblob1788 4 жыл бұрын
Then i will bear arm... both ways... a bear with guns
@giantam3029
@giantam3029 4 жыл бұрын
Hey man, I got my bear arms legally, I didn't have them smuggled in by those Snow Mexicans.
@aquapenguin9697
@aquapenguin9697 4 жыл бұрын
what about the right to bare arms?
@fairerplayz4759
@fairerplayz4759 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to AMERICA, we make that joke daily
@Fr0stburntCreation
@Fr0stburntCreation 4 жыл бұрын
Love the shirt Also love how I have been called a "snow Mexican"
@rexjolles
@rexjolles 4 жыл бұрын
He's Canadian too lol
@Fr0stburntCreation
@Fr0stburntCreation 4 жыл бұрын
Ya, but I don't know how many others in his audience are Canadien.
@Project_Sentinel1358
@Project_Sentinel1358 3 жыл бұрын
I am a fellow snow mexican
@Pure_Skillz
@Pure_Skillz 3 жыл бұрын
i will now only refer to canadians as snow mexicans
@altbungaming9357
@altbungaming9357 4 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who absolutely lives for when Cap realizes something? The expression he gets when something clicks is priceless!
@TaliusValius
@TaliusValius 4 жыл бұрын
"Tazer Ball" sounds like something Michael Reeves would make. edit: sorry, SUPER tazer ball.
@yeezyskeezy8039
@yeezyskeezy8039 4 жыл бұрын
And that’s a fact
@max4633
@max4633 4 жыл бұрын
And that seems too real of him to make that
@Gamelover-lh8ek
@Gamelover-lh8ek 4 жыл бұрын
Fact
@Bradenspooner
@Bradenspooner 4 жыл бұрын
Super tazer ball😂
@johnathanmeeks6050
@johnathanmeeks6050 4 жыл бұрын
Ha yea
@dislexiaboi775
@dislexiaboi775 4 жыл бұрын
2 am is a perfectly fine time to watch a sauce vid
@TheKingEd1tor
@TheKingEd1tor 4 жыл бұрын
Time zones
@goldenkoi7682
@goldenkoi7682 4 жыл бұрын
Dang what time zone you in?
@tired_fish56
@tired_fish56 4 жыл бұрын
Laughs in american
@botdragonfox6800
@botdragonfox6800 4 жыл бұрын
50 minute's in the morning for me
@nisseklompen
@nisseklompen 4 жыл бұрын
Dislexa that is true what your saying.
@danoob8779
@danoob8779 4 жыл бұрын
CS:" Does anyone smell weed?" Me:*puts away weed* " noooooo.........."
@Probuscus-519
@Probuscus-519 4 жыл бұрын
ITS OK! I GOT THAT WEED CARD SHIT!
@rexjolles
@rexjolles 4 жыл бұрын
Weed is for losers
@mentch7378
@mentch7378 4 жыл бұрын
Heya sauce, Im wondering when you’re going to post another episode of “My Beautiful Paper Smile”?
@reddog8583
@reddog8583 4 жыл бұрын
What about job simulator I liked it
@dawnstarpro3620
@dawnstarpro3620 4 жыл бұрын
@@reddog8583 its done, there is notjing more to do
@samueljackson8460
@samueljackson8460 4 жыл бұрын
Yup if it had more content he would gladly play it
@xxsmokxxelite_pg8708
@xxsmokxxelite_pg8708 4 жыл бұрын
I agree
@evildeku2762
@evildeku2762 4 жыл бұрын
Hes not gonna play my beautiful paper smile again, he said it on twitter
@_lord_donut_5573
@_lord_donut_5573 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you captainsause for being here your Chanel has multiple times helped me when I’m down
@kahluaandsam
@kahluaandsam 4 жыл бұрын
Cap: You got a position in the white house. Also Cap: What do you mean we?
@maroonfox7464
@maroonfox7464 4 жыл бұрын
That was pretty insensitive
@vintageproductions3197
@vintageproductions3197 4 жыл бұрын
Maroon Fox it’s a joke
@putinspigpen9610
@putinspigpen9610 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Captainsauce slowly turning it to graystillplays
@fazkhattak869
@fazkhattak869 4 жыл бұрын
woooaaahh i thought about that but by saying it you took it too far buddy boi
@gamepusher1229
@gamepusher1229 4 жыл бұрын
I know it sucks he is turning canceris
@loganevans3606
@loganevans3606 4 жыл бұрын
there is room for only one florida man
@skullmighty372
@skullmighty372 4 жыл бұрын
@@loganevans3606 but he is canada man
@mewmew34
@mewmew34 4 жыл бұрын
My two favorite KZbinrs mentioned in the same comment.
@absolutepotato1364
@absolutepotato1364 4 жыл бұрын
Cap:"picks police bears" Me:this is how poley got his job
@d34adz0nedeca4
@d34adz0nedeca4 4 жыл бұрын
THIS IS WHERE THE POLAR BEAR COPS IN DEEEEEER SIMULATOR CAN FROM.😯😯😣😯😯😯😯😯😯
@laurazimmerman7073
@laurazimmerman7073 4 жыл бұрын
wow
@jasterthewolf6392
@jasterthewolf6392 4 жыл бұрын
The hypnosis that Cap pulled worked, who else did it work on?
@nancyhorn7850
@nancyhorn7850 4 жыл бұрын
Who else liked the video after he “hypnotized” us
@saziezekerie8554
@saziezekerie8554 4 жыл бұрын
me
@anrealidoit
@anrealidoit 4 жыл бұрын
Me #velcrogang
@DWebb-ek5ig
@DWebb-ek5ig 4 жыл бұрын
Me
@poopgangster2.073
@poopgangster2.073 4 жыл бұрын
liked the vid before that 😎
@Killmeprettyplease
@Killmeprettyplease 4 жыл бұрын
No one noticed how dead his eyes look and looked like he haven't slept for days
@m3gawither7734
@m3gawither7734 4 жыл бұрын
5:27 just get michael reeves to do it i'm sure it'll be fine
@ashpotatoes4262
@ashpotatoes4262 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment XD
@jonahsparling7516
@jonahsparling7516 4 жыл бұрын
This was one of my favorite episodes! I would love to see more
@LadyDavid8020
@LadyDavid8020 3 жыл бұрын
I definitely agree
@cpasr8065
@cpasr8065 3 жыл бұрын
2:27 ''We're actually going to be held accountable for our actions'' ''What kind of fantasy world is this'' That's painful.
@Viod753
@Viod753 7 ай бұрын
He ain't wrong though...
@alipandas92
@alipandas92 4 жыл бұрын
When you said “I have to be held accountable for my actions what kind of world is this I wanted to hit like again
@diggydiggyhole-fan
@diggydiggyhole-fan 4 жыл бұрын
You can, just make as many accounts as you can handle.
@kobincoultis2436
@kobincoultis2436 4 жыл бұрын
Please keep playing this game, it was very very funny and you added so much to it.
@JesterTheMolesters
@JesterTheMolesters 4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone realise that its been about a year since we seen the GG button
@anamariaapostol
@anamariaapostol 4 жыл бұрын
He already explained why he doesn't use the GG button anymore
@baum2921
@baum2921 4 жыл бұрын
Please explain my good person
@firerocket9944
@firerocket9944 4 жыл бұрын
Why doesnt he use it?
@alexreasoner9919
@alexreasoner9919 4 жыл бұрын
@@anamariaapostol why not
@HoodedStatue
@HoodedStatue 4 жыл бұрын
I think its broken i think
@virtualassassin9290
@virtualassassin9290 4 жыл бұрын
13:31. I’m Canadian so you’re hypnosis has no effect on me
@Fr0stburntCreation
@Fr0stburntCreation 4 жыл бұрын
Ha Ha yes
@Fr0stburntCreation
@Fr0stburntCreation 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly my point
@Retro-Snake_
@Retro-Snake_ 4 жыл бұрын
Too me
@ashpotatoes4262
@ashpotatoes4262 4 жыл бұрын
I’m American, and I can confirm that it absolutely worked on me.
@isaacparker8268
@isaacparker8268 4 жыл бұрын
I love this video and you know what your gonna do about it, “Pop” nothing.
@kimmorris9664
@kimmorris9664 Ай бұрын
7:34 During WWI America renamed Seurkraut to Freedom Lettuce because we were at war with Germany, if we ever went to war with France, Freedom Fries will be a reality.
@randomnessatitsfinest6089
@randomnessatitsfinest6089 4 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting so long for a video on this to come out
@rtmesuperthegreat7412
@rtmesuperthegreat7412 4 жыл бұрын
cap'n sauce: "I want to die" Me:"I do to so it is a win win"
@quinn840
@quinn840 4 жыл бұрын
Serup smugglers: *have enlarged foreheads Me:*looks at caps forehead Ladies and gentlemen we got him
@GarrettSmith590
@GarrettSmith590 4 жыл бұрын
I watched this 4 times in a row and laughed every second of it
@kornorith8792
@kornorith8792 4 жыл бұрын
pls do more its really fun to watch as a fellow Canadian
@SirGarbage
@SirGarbage 4 жыл бұрын
Great video cap!! I personally love your choice of background music keep up the good videos!
@bendakstarkiller9923
@bendakstarkiller9923 4 жыл бұрын
That John Hancock signature explains this channel perfectly
@TnT_F0X
@TnT_F0X 4 жыл бұрын
3:30 Jesus CaptainSauce I am literally packing a bowl and you legit made me question reality for a second... I mean I'm high but still.
@swedemeister4350
@swedemeister4350 4 жыл бұрын
wait u watching cap on weed?
@secretbaguette
@secretbaguette 4 жыл бұрын
@@swedemeister4350 Wait, you arent?
@secretbaguette
@secretbaguette 4 жыл бұрын
@@swedemeister4350 I'm kidding, but still
@deniseschilling9522
@deniseschilling9522 4 жыл бұрын
can i have some of what your smoking
@kingotaku837
@kingotaku837 4 жыл бұрын
Finally someone who doesn't care about what people put on their Pizza because personally I like pineapple on my pizza and I say screw the haters👌
@mr.context3872
@mr.context3872 4 жыл бұрын
As the all seeing squid once said, “the pizza topping matters as much as a ski shop in the Sahara, as long as people are happy, it’s ok.
@undeadsoldier3258
@undeadsoldier3258 4 жыл бұрын
The president doesn't make the laws, he just checks them and enforces them. There's 3 branches that make the laws, the legislative branch (congress, I think) executive branch (Mr. Cheeto) and judicial branch (supreme court) the congress makes them, then the president enforces them, and lastly the judicial branch approves it.
@o0BlackSand0o
@o0BlackSand0o 5 ай бұрын
The fact that Phoenix asked for leniency and that he wanted her to get help shows his a good person. He had every right to want her to be locked up as long as possible. Also, so great to hear he was reunited with some of his siblings
@LinusPlaysMusic
@LinusPlaysMusic 4 жыл бұрын
IS A LITTLE LATE: ME STILL WANTS TO BE ENTERTAINED: ALSO ME
@shadowxeon3712
@shadowxeon3712 4 жыл бұрын
Captainsauce: to keep out snow ‘Mexicans’ Me: you must mean cold Australians, that’s just what Canadians are.
@fanofstuff3327
@fanofstuff3327 4 жыл бұрын
Or are Australians just warm Canadians
@erikburzinski8248
@erikburzinski8248 4 жыл бұрын
I mean we are missing the giant spiders once we have them we are the cold Australian's
@deniseschilling9522
@deniseschilling9522 4 жыл бұрын
guys what are you talking about Australia and Canada don't exist it's fake news
@tshelle8580
@tshelle8580 4 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else watch this from graystillplays and got super happy when he uploaded
@PatriciaWasTaken
@PatriciaWasTaken 4 жыл бұрын
I did
@peterphillips3343
@peterphillips3343 4 жыл бұрын
@@PatriciaWasTaken Hell Yeah!
@sdss1718
@sdss1718 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@masonjohnson9263
@masonjohnson9263 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@omarmallah5686
@omarmallah5686 4 жыл бұрын
Let's get cap to see this Like
@null_ify
@null_ify 4 жыл бұрын
"so our actions are gonna get held against us? what kinda of fantasy world is this?" how could you say something so controversial yet so true
@DemonicAngelicGurl
@DemonicAngelicGurl 4 жыл бұрын
I miss your sims4 vids, you are by far the best sims4 letsplayer there ever was imo at least. I hope someday you will make some more
@thecluckster3908
@thecluckster3908 4 жыл бұрын
8:57 Had me wheeezing! 😂
@nitsua2190
@nitsua2190 4 жыл бұрын
7:28 anyone remember when they were called freedom fries
@thatswickid7135
@thatswickid7135 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact captain sauce was born on his birthday
@litlecoffee2893
@litlecoffee2893 4 жыл бұрын
Privet
@Green-vw5vr
@Green-vw5vr 4 жыл бұрын
Also his age + year of birth = 2020
@masterpiece1817
@masterpiece1817 4 жыл бұрын
13:32 Is it just me, or does that swirl effect make Cap absolutely TERRIFYING
@Darkness-ow7mp
@Darkness-ow7mp 4 жыл бұрын
Hey cap congrats on 1.72 mil can't wait for that 2 mil mark let's go!!
@xpjay378
@xpjay378 4 жыл бұрын
Holy mother of Jesus, I’m early. This almost never happens for me. Thank you sauce gods for blessing me with the honour of being this early.
@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy
@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy 4 жыл бұрын
have you not subbed?
@allouttaideas113
@allouttaideas113 4 жыл бұрын
10:24 had me trippin' cause I literally just ate spaghetti today
@joshuacurin1399
@joshuacurin1399 4 жыл бұрын
The intros are always so funny keep it up please captainsauce thanks c:
@andrewmorris4016
@andrewmorris4016 3 жыл бұрын
Me:*sees police bear part* Also me:Imma getting some deer simulator vibes up in here
@zEr-ne5ri
@zEr-ne5ri 4 жыл бұрын
your Canadian hypnotism doesn’t work because I’m already subscribed!
@AntonioGonzalez-bg7qj
@AntonioGonzalez-bg7qj 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for all the comments that are like “are you sure Trump didn’t play this” just you wait for Joe. Mama
@LavenderIsle
@LavenderIsle 4 жыл бұрын
@Kayden Wegleitner *who's
@vacilated
@vacilated 4 жыл бұрын
@Kayden Wegleitner Joe Star
@inanimatestranger1553
@inanimatestranger1553 4 жыл бұрын
Caps hair always looks the same he coms so perfectly how and his beard. Btw Canada is best country❤🇨🇦🇨🇦
@Project_Sentinel1358
@Project_Sentinel1358 3 жыл бұрын
Canada's not a state, it a snowy wonderland of maple syrup, and hockey player jousting on mooses
@inanimatestranger1553
@inanimatestranger1553 3 жыл бұрын
@@Project_Sentinel1358 yeah I was typing fast sorry🤣
@Project_Sentinel1358
@Project_Sentinel1358 3 жыл бұрын
Eh no harm no foul
@thatswickid7135
@thatswickid7135 4 жыл бұрын
When your so early there are no bots
@litlecoffee2893
@litlecoffee2893 4 жыл бұрын
Theres one
@AlexG32777
@AlexG32777 4 жыл бұрын
Nope there's a bot sadly
@chung9049
@chung9049 4 жыл бұрын
no bots
@superiorserperior5937
@superiorserperior5937 4 жыл бұрын
Nope, bots are here
@litlecoffee2893
@litlecoffee2893 4 жыл бұрын
The bot better заткнись
@samguzman6787
@samguzman6787 4 жыл бұрын
Captain Sauce: I wanna die 2020: I can make that happen around the 5th inning of super tazerball
@bounter_
@bounter_ 4 жыл бұрын
"Syrup Cartel? You mean a hockey team?" I chuckled
@cedgeemo9838
@cedgeemo9838 4 жыл бұрын
Please bring back the life of Kevin and finish the mystery of strangervile because u left it on a masive cliffhanger and never came back to it.
@sageysorbet
@sageysorbet 4 жыл бұрын
Have you read his twitter yet?
@CalvinKool-Aid
@CalvinKool-Aid 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve never understand why he abandoned life of Kevin unless he was just burnt out. He had a very popular series that essentially is the main reason his channel is so popular. Plus, it’s not like the sims is a dead game, they are still adding to it’
@hinatamotegi551
@hinatamotegi551 4 жыл бұрын
First five seconds of the video, and I already hear him saying, I wanna die yeah that's Cap alright
@WarSeed721
@WarSeed721 3 жыл бұрын
i love the vid
@almahnak12
@almahnak12 4 жыл бұрын
Day 4 of asking captain sauce to play scrapmechanic and or space engineers :P
@SunnyDee-lt3tg
@SunnyDee-lt3tg 4 жыл бұрын
or battle cats again
@Mrmesteriouss
@Mrmesteriouss 4 жыл бұрын
Day 78 asking him to play clone drone in the danger zone
@absolutepotato1364
@absolutepotato1364 4 жыл бұрын
I think cap played scrapmechanic before
@alextheumbreon1363
@alextheumbreon1363 4 жыл бұрын
Here in Norway, we have milk in cartons, UNLESS it is a 5-liter container, in which case it is a bag, IN a carton.
@justinwhite2725
@justinwhite2725 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently milk in bags is common in eastern Canada, but completely unheard of in western Canada. Stoney’s bought Safeway and had us start selling scissors next to the milk and actually got on our case why they weren’t selling. Like...duh. You open a jug of milk through the cap, who needs scissors?
@robuswhitewolf4896
@robuswhitewolf4896 4 жыл бұрын
11:58 Me: looks at Cap's forehead Well.........
@equesseptem13
@equesseptem13 4 жыл бұрын
he doesnt have a big forehead he just doesnt have hair in that spot
@zeebeeplayz
@zeebeeplayz 4 жыл бұрын
Day 12 of asking Cap to play Dark Deception again: I've run out of things to say, just play it, you made Coin Game a series, you can do the same for this.
@Hellhead-ze1bj
@Hellhead-ze1bj 4 жыл бұрын
Dark deception is a dumb game and my opinion but i aint disrespectin ur opinion
@sageysorbet
@sageysorbet 4 жыл бұрын
Finally someone who disagrees with another but doesn’t down them!
@opmaster5665
@opmaster5665 4 жыл бұрын
Pls play subnautica. Month 11 of asking no joke
@Hellhead-ze1bj
@Hellhead-ze1bj 4 жыл бұрын
@@sageysorbet thx for the compliment
@clementinethemoth9247
@clementinethemoth9247 4 жыл бұрын
I forgot about that game and as soon as I googled it I completely agreed!
@jorgerico2766
@jorgerico2766 4 жыл бұрын
More gorn plz
@pixellizard9021
@pixellizard9021 4 жыл бұрын
I thought i was the first true fan
@nicktantheman9363
@nicktantheman9363 4 жыл бұрын
Jorge rico nope he’s first go mate
@theaveragecrab3410
@theaveragecrab3410 4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was first ):
@D0OMGUY
@D0OMGUY 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh u wrote "H" to get first comment 😂
@nolanfielder8001
@nolanfielder8001 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@illoosion2k986
@illoosion2k986 4 жыл бұрын
Captain sauce: *shows close up of face* Audience: “HE DOESNT SLEEP
@qwerty1995
@qwerty1995 4 жыл бұрын
Pls make more Barn Finders Vids bc i really like the storyline of it and ur commentary pls @CaptainSauce
@opclangames3374
@opclangames3374 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@oofman8333
@oofman8333 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@braydenboyd216
@braydenboyd216 4 жыл бұрын
Oof Man hi
@theaveragecrab3410
@theaveragecrab3410 4 жыл бұрын
Ur second F dude, wish u luck next time
@opclangames3374
@opclangames3374 4 жыл бұрын
Hi people
@opclangames3374
@opclangames3374 4 жыл бұрын
Oof Man how are u are u a captain suace
@fergusonwheeler6428
@fergusonwheeler6428 4 жыл бұрын
“Captain gophersauce isn’t real, he can’t hurt you” Captain gophersauce: 1:36
@WorldWeave
@WorldWeave 3 жыл бұрын
“Syrup cartel?....you mean a hockey team?” One of the best lines in the video
@GhostHelwig
@GhostHelwig 4 жыл бұрын
The shade in this video is amazing. 😂 Long live the URPTS! (I think I got that acronym right? Maybe?) I’d love to see what a second term could possibly entail. It can’t be any worse than the reality of this year. Lol
@titangamerwolf3006
@titangamerwolf3006 4 жыл бұрын
This is amazing please make more!
@davealberti6064
@davealberti6064 4 жыл бұрын
4:48 tazar ball is from fallout 4. When you go to Dimond city and talk to the baseball guy. You can mention something about the sport being played with tazers
@SylviaRustyFae
@SylviaRustyFae 2 жыл бұрын
4:48 So many feels on this; a world of velcro shoes only wud be awesome.
@Xepier
@Xepier 4 жыл бұрын
Love the videos keep it up your videos are what I look for everyday also your so under should have atleast 3 mil subs
@anthonyminimum
@anthonyminimum 2 жыл бұрын
7:44 the ladder did happen irl though, back in 2001 when the US was at war with the Taliban, France refused to enter on the American side so the US government decided to change “French Fries” to “Freedom Fries”
@deadguyagain
@deadguyagain Жыл бұрын
one of my favorites hope he plays something like this again soon!
@smartii3s
@smartii3s 4 жыл бұрын
I’d love a part 2 Sauce! Please make it happen👌
@GummieI
@GummieI 4 жыл бұрын
You know it is bad when a pun is too much even for our local sauce
@TURBO._.Jubbs88
@TURBO._.Jubbs88 4 жыл бұрын
Okay guys can we seriously take time to consider the fact of how good Captainsauce makes you feel? When you are having a shitty day and you open up you phone, laptop or whatever and watch his hilarious gameplay videos, you forget literally everything that has happened. It is also very good that he uploads in the evening/night so you terrible day is hopefully already over. It is just amazing to me and it should be to you. Now if you are not subbed to him already, do it now before I'll hack your ass and subscribe to him on your account. I love you Captainsauce.
@insanejackolantern5134
@insanejackolantern5134 4 жыл бұрын
13:31 jokes on you I have to much maple syrup in my blood stream to get affected by that
@yokaiinu
@yokaiinu 4 жыл бұрын
Pls MORE this is one the funniest episodes you have ever made!
@cyberslayer5340
@cyberslayer5340 Жыл бұрын
Sorry Cap I’m also Canadian, I’m immune to our advanced hypnosis techniques
@owennagy-deak5956
@owennagy-deak5956 Жыл бұрын
Some random person: is there a reason you got rid of the sky? Cap: you don’t deserve it
@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo
@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo 4 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh my gods I want to see more of this - it's amazing!
@animeperson9517
@animeperson9517 4 жыл бұрын
What happens is I don’t have a Twitter? “Get it” “Then don’t bother me with stupid questions”
@m.kazlauskas488
@m.kazlauskas488 4 жыл бұрын
13:30 ticking sound along with the chanting of the words "Unus Annus" fade in and keep getting louder.
@jennifershaw8947
@jennifershaw8947 4 жыл бұрын
Painful bear puns are you punishment for picking on Canada lol. Loved the video.
@JasakutheLeafeon
@JasakutheLeafeon 4 жыл бұрын
Milk is stored in cardbored rectangles and with a protective bag inside to keep the milk in
@TheKado113
@TheKado113 4 жыл бұрын
You silly happiness tricks don’t work on me.
@Chubsome
@Chubsome 4 жыл бұрын
If you actually ignore the swirl the hypnotism is actually really trippy
@MegaWolf0
@MegaWolf0 3 ай бұрын
I thought Super Bowl be made out of copper, and the bats would have tasers a strapped to them
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