Granny Sweatshops Made Me A Billionaire - Cookie Clicker

Why would I click cookies when I can make your grandma click them for me?
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[@Dmobley9901]

Honestly, I like how Sauce started the video with the innocent joy of making his first cookie, and ended it with a descent into human trafficking, child labor, and corrupt cookie capitalism taking over the world. Very thematic with the direction of the game.

[@blakksheep736]

Well, you can't spell either Cookie, Captain or Capitalism without a C.

[@yummystar1102]

When you give a sauce a cookie

[@nova_blade1530]

@@blakksheep736 shit…thats genius

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

Just like a dark room

[@gavinvanslyke9986]

Cant spell cookie clocker without im possed becasue I lost all my progress while makeing 5 million cookies a second

[@Mojojojo9001]

“ooohhhhh, yeah that’s the good stuff” *That’s gonna be taken out of context isn’t it?*

[@WolfahHyrule]

Oh most definitely 🤣🤣

[@shauryaattal5705]

Already done

[@jacquelineriemersma2817]

Yep

[@mirage1049]

Eeeeyeuuuup

[@arandomguy9795]

yep

[@randomreviews787]

Hey sauce, gonna Chuck a few easy achievements at you 1. Sell a grandma 2. Press the news text 50 times 3 press one of the tiny cookies on the stats page 4. Rename your bakery ( you can name it orteil for a hidden achievement, this however will give you a one percent cps debuff) 5. On the achievement list next to the news achievement, you can tap the question mark and get an achievement. These will all add to your cps after you get certain upgrades.

[@Artizap_]

Also, another one is to go to the Info section and scroll down to the bottom, and at the bottom right, there will be a small Madeleine. Just click it, and you’ll get the achievement.

[@gravey101]

"I thought child labor was cheap!" -CaptainSauce, 2021

[@damienkelley2475]

what cheap hmm maybe

[@lindahodges3105]

Me to

[@yourlocalcommenter9948]

I thought people would notice

[@thenanodilla_mk0113]

When the world needed him the most, he returned.

[@adambombing5428]

It's only been 4 days

[@nerokipe]

@@adambombing5428 shhhhhh don’t tell him

[@robloxgabe3160]

its only been 4 days stop overreacting hes been gone longer

[@Master_Of_Jokes]

I wanna like this comment but it currently has 69 likes so I kinda wanna leave it

[@gitguuchisidetweedledeeand7200]

Shut up roblox noob

[@boris7113]

No matter how long it takes for him to upload the video, he's still the best youtuber with the best jokes.

[@Visas_Amritara]

Can't deny that

[@drlivesey2557]

Yep

[@darwynv2019]

Facts

[@peytonlutz6897]

Amen

[@FormerlyDinosaurusDude]

100% mate

[@voidatron5583]

Tbh I've missed this guys content. Haven't watched him in a LOOOOONG time. Love the content, keep it up

[@ohmygahhh8044]

Captain Sauce: "No matter if your grandma(s) are/is dead, I want them working at my sweatshop!" Me: MK, whatever you say bud. * proceeds to go to two kinds of graveyards and my step-grandma's house *

[@gorb5555]

sauce i have seen whats been happening on your twitter and i just want to say keep up the good work its ok if you need to take a break to take care of yourself i will always love to see your videos make me laugh

[@captainfoxyplayz3267]

I... haven't seen what's been happening. Could someone tell me?

[@gorb5555]

@@captainfoxyplayz3267 he got sick and had to take a few days off i think

[@captainfoxyplayz3267]

Oooohh okay thanks for telling me

[@snakeguy6770]

Thx

[@cathygrandstaff1957]

@@captainfoxyplayz3267 He had unexplained chest pain, the doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with his heart but he felt too tired to stream and decided to take some days off.

[@sherky7207]

I love how Cap can play any game at any time. Even if the trend is long gone, he can make it interesting again! Please, play more of this game! It's surprisingly entertaining to watch!

[@kingsizyphus]

it’s nice to see some retro games on the channel, it’s good to see the first idle game ever made getting an actually recognization.

[@SommePerson]

There are new sneak thief levels, would love to see that!

[@quadrus1315]

Captainsauce: Just trying to play Game: You’re pretty high right now don’t you think?

[@gootag8107]

Yes

[@template0065]

Hey Cap, the milk is a good thing. You get it by getting achievements. One of which requires you to sell a Grandma. "I thought you loved me!" ~grandma

[@TheJudalynn]

the milk at the bottem of the cookie is acheived by getting acheivments, this milk can help with cps when you get the kittens upgrades, and a secret achievment is by minimizing the window to the point it looks like you are dunking the cookie in the milk, you get the cookie dunker achievment

[@animanz4635]

Holy, its been around 4 actual years since I've last found and watched your content. Glad to see your still uploading content!

[@goodsiblings5138]

It's been 2 years since I've watched him and he's still as funny

[@luiscarillo6954]

I would've thought he'd already made this video but I'm glad he's started

[@phuonglu1332]

same

[@PotatoSalad.]

Same

[@dprock1237]

Feels good to be the 100th like on this comment

[@thundrbyrd9753]

Same. I really want more of this game

[@gamerboi3462]

Same idk why

[@KamikoInu]

If there was a counter for every time that Cap said “Cookie,” it would have broken 10 minutes into the video. Lol

[@JoshLefelhocz]

We need more cookie-fueled craziness. Btw, notice those lvl up things? You can get sugar lumps after your first billion total cookies made, and those sugar lumps make things much much speedier. Plus, there's prestige that makes things even faster. It's gonna get truly crazy once you get cultist grandmas.

[@poopalachas5200]

He can make any game enjoyable to watch, ANY game. Love watchin ya captain sauce keep up the good work.

[@hobobill08]

I love this game! It was the only reason I didn't fall asleep in class constantly. Plus, this game is massive. You could honestly put hundreds of hours into it. Hope you play it again!

[@radiogobrrrrrrr1949]

Wait, you played this in class?

[@hobobill08]

That I did

[@bmw9827]

is it just me or does cap just make everyones day i love his content so much and i hope he makes more videos like this

[@jaydenesco3906]

I agree

[@The_penitent_one]

That is very true I hope he make a part 2 of this

[@waffler-yz3gw]

this comment is so generic i cant tell if this is a bot or not

[@Horror_Guy15]

Only captain sauce can make dirty jokes out of a game about clicking a cookie

[@cookiemonster0911]

This is how you can get infinite cookies 1. Make your bakery name fishsaysopensesame 2.there will be developer tools in the top left of your screen. Hover your mouse over them and start clicking on the x1k button 3.keep clicking it until your legacy is at infinite That is how you get infinite cookies in cookie clicker If your legacy goes below infinite then go back to the dev tools and keep clicking the x1k button

[@nomanssky101]

"This cookie, like your grandmother, isn't gonna finger itself." - CaptainSauce 2021

[@AllOfTheNamesAreTaken]

Or is it?

[@sercookie]

What the he sayyyyyyy

[@Demonic_Fancy_Goose]

“Please don’t tell me we’re milking the grandmas that’s not good” Made me almost fall of my chair 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@schhur]

Cap:I NEED ALL GRANDMAS IN MY SWEATSHOP me and the boys:NOPE

[@coulditbebutter2335]

Each kitten upgrade's milk factor, multiplied by the milk percentage, provides a CpS production boost. These effects stack multiplicatively. For example, say you have Kitten helpers, Kitten engineers, and 160% Milk (40 achievements). Kitten helpers multiplies production by 1 + 1.6 * 0.1 = 1.16, and Kitten engineers multiplies production by 1 + 1.6 * 0.15 = 1.24. Combined, these two multipliers will get you a total production multiplier of 1.16 * 1.24 = 1.4384. You can check the overall Kitten multiplier in top of Achievements section in Stats. more achievements = more milk. Credit to wiki

[@almercer4297]

No one: Cap: mUcH LiKe YoUr GrAnDmA, nOt GaNa FiNgEr iTs SeLf

[@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325]

if you use a single sugarlump on specific buildings it gives you extra minigames garden, bank, wizard, tower temple. sugar lumps appear at one billion cookies

[@josephhuebl8949]

The more acheivements you have the more milk you have

[@aidenroblox3835]

I should not be handing these cookies to my family -CaptainSauce 2021

[@ryotsirrom8354]

Not what I was expecting, but I just don't care. Sauce is back.

[@crablord8499]

I’ve played a lot of this game, and I will tell you, those doomsday headlines aren’t all for nothing. Of course, it will take a while for you to see that. I would love to see more of this game, keep up the good work!

[@ScarredHedgehog21]

Well, actually I have three Grandmothers. First one: My Nanna who lives in Wisconsin, on my dad's side ( AKA my dad's mom ) Second one: A grandmother I never met because she passed away in 2009 before I was born, my mom's adoptive mother, on my mother's side Third one: A grandmother that I don't know if is dead or alive, my mom's biological mother, possibly on my mother's side???

[@chaoticglitched]

6:40 Me: Checks grandmas Me: Checks grandma status Me: Checks grandma CPS Me: Checks grandma upgrades Me with 720 grandmas not in mini-skirts producing tons of wrinklers and 10% of my CPS: yea, no

[@trollman3440]

New series? This was so fun during math class with the new stuff especially like the stock market for an excuse for it to be useful for math

[@chonkyplover]

"Don't tell me that they're dead there are no excuses."

[@hendrexcanterbury1947]

every grandma hears a gun shot they turn to it and see that is is CaptainSauce the only words he has to say is "you were not fast enough"

[@voidalmyth1870]

This game paired with caps personality is awesome hopefully he makes more

[@user-bj3eb8mt3l]

Dude I am actually surprised C418 made the cookie clicker music and beyond stranger things. Dudes getting a higher status that he deserves.

[@Xterm1224]

funny me too

[@hadimohseni3563]

Grandma cookies are the best. Proove me wrong.

[@freechicken4928]

My grandma exiled me from my own family now I live off the land scavenging for what little I can find I killed a man for this phone I have proved you wrong also she burnt her cookies

[@somerandom200]

I can't prove you wrong grandma's make the best cookies.

[@Gon-hx4df]

@@freechicken4928 What the fuck

[@colinu9105]

my grandma can't make cookies. she makes yummy Chinese food.

[@M3ltSession]

I can prove you wrong… Annville, PA’S baked Oreos

[@commanderfoxy4981]

Seems the Cap is going back in time. He's playing a game that I play (the sequel) a lot! Nostalgia and invisible crack cocainus. Amazing jokes btw!

[@KingBanjo1217]

“Can we please just not take everything out of context in the comments one time?” -Captainsauce 2021

[@d962831]

Keep doing this. My coworkers have been doing one of these for almost 2 years and some of the stuff they've unlocked is pretty hilarious

[@ben_dover97]

For anyone who wants to know. I'm just going to quote him word for word what he said on Twitter. The Sims 4:"I got tired of putting 10* more effort that produced half the results of any other video. After 200+ videos it's Montonous and not fun. I didn't give it a proper ending because I may return someday" Battle Cat's: "Repetitive and underperformed. I still play it every day but there isn't enough new stuff to show you every week. " VR:"I hurt my knee,than my back then I nearly lost vision in an eye. VR is taxing and I can't pay that price right now. I'll be back". Minecraft:" I'm a million years behind everyone making videos of that game my gameplay will never be unique or interesting. It's a daunting genre to break into and I simply don't have the passion to do it". Dokki dokki:" everyone finished that game before I started it. was spoiled for me in the comments and I don't like visual novels". Life is strange 2:" Long episodes took a lot more work to make yet would underperform.since abandoning it the videos have taken off so I may return.

[@alienromance2549]

Commenting so more people see it.

[@luiscarillo6954]

Just wanna let you know that you put left is strange

[@ben_dover97]

@@luiscarillo6954 Lols thanks I fixed it.. Maybe enough people will see it so I don't have to constantly copy paste this. Or cap can just flat out say this information in a video. Whichever one comes first.

[@jackys_handle]

You are not supposed to wait, instead it expects you to get lots of buildings until you judge your production is fast enough to play the waiting game for only about a minute. Learning to balance spending with cps is key to reach the end-game fast-ish.

[@MyProfilePicIsMyCatAndADemon]

He's made me ENJOY mobile games recently and helped me through past rough patches so much I might become a comedian 😂😂😂

[@RavnicaRaven]

I love this game Edit: and the fact cap is playing it is so good

[@h1_r4m20]

Not gonna lie the first thing I saw in this video is Cap´s cool awesome beard (I know he has it for a long time but, now it looks majestic kinda Kratos style). Cap you look great.

[@nathanmyers1597]

I laughed the whole way through please give us more of this game would love to see u play more through

[@aidenroblox3835]

WORK faster granny! -CaptainSauce 2021

[@Zane_RA]

I really want to see more of this game, your commentary and jokes are really funny.

[@mrnightshade3224]

Let's see matpat make a theory about this one

[@ultraraptor7969]

Cant wait

[@StressfulMage]

It's really nice how cap can make a boring game into a great game mostly because of commentary but it makes everything better.

[@Burns765]

I would love to see more of this game, you always make amazing content

[@nightmareman6004]

The fact that this is the most unlikely game that I would find him play is kinda cool

[@beastlordgaming7219]

Hey, Cap! Could you do a series on a game called grounded? It’s a survival game where you have to live as a miniature teenager in a backyard. You have to discover the secrets of the scientists that shrunk you down while fending off acid-spitting beetles, orb weavers, wolf spiders, hundreds of ants, etc. I really enjoyed your subnautica series and I think you’d love this game as well..

[@RainBulletGaming]

I really hope he will make a part 2 on this game, there is so much he has not seen yet and the steam workshop was added to this game so it would be intresting to see him play around with that and see what else the game has to offer. I know Sause will most likely not read this, but if you are, please make a part 2.

[@theonlyeye1170]

Cookie clicker is slowly starting to make a comeback in popular games.

[@abramcrawford5078]

A few tips, acheivements give more milk, and the milk has no effect, except for being able to dunk the cookie with clever window manipulation, you can name the bakery by clicking on it, naming the bakery(overall) gives an acheivement, and naming the bakery Orteil's bakery gives another achievement.

[@dabest8777]

The orteil one is a shadow one so he doesn’t need to

[@woahdude5553]

wrong, milk is the strongest cps booster in the game and has incredible effects

[@YessirYessir610]

There’s a cheat that gives a dev panel by putting (any name it doesn’t matter then saysopensesame

[@turtleduck3330]

Thats not in the steam version iirc

[@The_Real_Meme]

2:10 no I’m not listening “That’s hell of a hole”

[@craigczarnecki3079]

Finally he has done cookie clicker I want him to cover this for so long

[@yeetusthefetusdnp]

Oh shit I haven’t see this game in so long I would of never expected the captain to make a video on it

[@G00SeV1]

Captainsauce if you name your bakery (theysaysopensesame) you get dev tools. Also You Should Try To Get The Grandmapocalypse

[@Jacob-xv3bp]

Cap I don’t know if you are going to see this but thank you your humor and videos have helped me alot

[@curtisskaggs1727]

this would make for a pretty SWEET series! hahaha!

[@Remix_591]

I've been waiting years for this, thank you so much.

[@breadstick_games6060]

The most surprising thing wasn’t that you were finally doing cookie clicker it’s the fact you use right click for your main click

[@yeetman21]

"Once the grannies expire, we can use them as fertilizer for the cookie farm" -cap while being incredibly high on cookies

[@j-1176]

5:44 No, granny milk is just powder. That's not milk. It's something much, much worse.

[@loydilse2596]

When I played this game I invested all my money into something called grandma labor so I'm glad one of my favorite KZbinr is doing the same

[@GhostHelwig]

I love the videos you make about these types of games, but wow I wouldn’t have the patience to play them on my own. Lol. I can’t even wrap my head around the number of cookies you were collecting toward the end. What a strange, fun, funny game. I love it! I’d love to see more, too. 😄

[@confusedlemon9289]

"Just take everything out of context" -CaptianSauce 2021

[@sansthecomic590]

I love how cookie clicker has a story of a small business taking over the world becoming Godley and are used as money and then you have all sorts of shenanigans and then you end humanity steal cookies from the past and alternate dimensions and mutate all the grandmas becoming disgusting flesh blobs

[@I-Like-Feet]

PLEASE play more of this I need to see your reaction to the rest of the game

[@icetide9411]

I'm just waiting for him to realize achievements give milk and then the milk gives bonuses

[@nuclearbomb9123]

Sshhhh I like it when he goes into things blind that's what makes me lose all the air in my body and cry in laughter

[@justsaynonotnowihaveyoutub6739]

@@nuclearbomb9123 read my comment then

[@Vexilitie]

Cookie clicker story: so i was in class when i found a fellow student playing a game on their computer that was blocked. I asked them how they got access to it, they didn’t tell me. But that same student told one of their friend how to access it, i asked their friend and they actually told me. It was an alternative search engine thing that allowed you to access anything. Now me being dumb, instead of thinking of USEFUL things to use it for, I decided to play cookie clicker. Then i told my friends and then they started playing it. Somehow almost everyone in the class learned about the search engine, and before you know it, everyone is playing cookie clicker. Even in the middle of class and this annoyed the absolute CRAP out of my teachers. They were threatening to have it blocked saying “stop playing the cookie game”. This got out of hand very quickly, and soon enough the ENTIRE GRADE was getting yelled at because we couldn’t stop playing cookie clicker. Some people still play it. Ive never closed the tab, Ive always had it open, and i still do. So yeah, thats how i started a big commotion over cookie clicker. (Why did i decide to put this in a captain sauce video comment)

[@tinyrick6460]

Cap:who do I have to hire to get rid of a journalist Me:a guy called agent 47

[@jjprock]

A couple of days ago I started a new run on cookie clicker. Now you post this, just amazing timing. Thank you Captainsauce!

[@waffleai5037]

Grandma’s are the best late game, and there is a very demonic “Ending”

[@worriedapple7797]

If you go above the cookie and name your bakery a random name followed by “says open sesame” or some or something like that it will unlock aa menu to basically get unlimited cookies and upgrades

[@ZTrollface]

the fact you didn't make a joke about the first farm upgrade being called "cheap hoes" is enough to make a grown man cry

[@spencer2990]

IM GONNA LOVE THIS! PLEASE DO ANOTHER EPISODE ON THIS GAME!

[@bern1025]

Finally my prayers have been answered! I have been waiting for this!

[@sourcream313]

Continue cookie clicker! Theres still so much to see

[@moxxieNmils_]

0:21 my favourite captainsauce line ever

[@moxxieNmils_]

sorry 0:18

[@tundra3252]

I would love to see more of this series!

[@LiveSeruio]

Please continue reacting to the news headlines some of them are incredibly funny and I haven't seen any other KZbinr who actually reacts to them

[@wreakertalesans1665]

Does anyone realize to this day its STILL MAKING COOKIES even when he doesn't play

[@chaosdemon4828]

This game was the top favorite game in my school last year and i can never think why that was till now

[@turtleboi8973]

I like how cap slowly turned into nestle over the course of this video.

[@RadioMan2023]

How can you say something so controversial yet so brave? ( and true *cough cough *

[@wormasaurus]

Cap must be in a good mental place because his jokes are getting better

[@checkeredpants4947]

Once again the man makes me laugh at the worst things

[@thatonelaid-backemployee530]

Your cookies bring all the boys to the yard- cookie clicker 2021

[@KitoBallard]

If Capt is learning about the game's new features now, wait till he starts reaching the end game. I wonder if he'll ever do that though, since it takes a while. Would love to see his reactions.

[@mr.cloudz9769]

I never thought I would see the light of day. Meaning I never thought he would play this lol

[@LVAlpha609]

I ask nicely, if you have the time in your schedule, please return to this game. it's fun to play and watch :)

[@Slayerthe1st]

I really do wish he continued with this, this was an amazing video