I became president only to ruin lives

[@J-Dog500]

All hail President GrayStillPlays and his Vice-president Google Translate.

[@B1051Gaming]

Underrated comment

[@Alan_27]

All hail.

[@frittebob5061]

Makes sense i guess XD

[@SilentBlast]

@@B1051Gaming even gray hearted it thats how underrated it is

[@mona4180]

Why is this not pinned everyone needs to see it

[@plasmasnow22]

The fact that he saw dictator and immediately got distracted by the word really shows how Gray is as a gamer 🤣

[@Carterwyd]

He’s more like a game tester

[@dejatheeempath985]

Memento Mori

[@tgm3947]

Gray will one day make Florida an independant country and declare himself the dictator of masochism

[@J-Dog500]

I'm in. All hail GrayStillPlays. The ruler of masochism.

[@SaltyLoser0]

Yes hail overlord gray

[@af9162]

I hope so. I’m Floridian, and I’m all in on this choice

[@tonythetanuki]

Hope he does it before DeSanta or whatever the f**k his last name is.

[@RetroFanatic-Trapster2]

I'd join his country of Floridia if it wasn't for the dang heat. I do not like heat.

[@RubeusRuby]

6:14 " last year one of the celebrities slapped the host" He told him to keep his wife's name out his mouth 🤣

[@davibes6220]

Was looking for this comment. Thank you

[@dharmikthej]

@@davibes6220 same

[@TheFathom420]

​@@davibes6220 same

[@20firstReal]

@@davibes6220 same

[@thelazygamer2195]

“I became president and ruined innocent lives.” *So you just became a normal president.*

[@TotalDramaHarold]

TRUE!

[@Ilias2]

So true!

[@bigguy7353]

Nope. Just the unelected potato we have now.

[@SaltyLoser0]

Yes

[@thelazygamer2195]

@@bigguy7353 Leave your political views out of this. This is neither the time nor the place.

[@Operational117]

Who would’ve thought that failing to properly code the transition for a wrongful disqualification would lead to the greatest evil ever? All hail President !

[@unritledstudio]

All hail President yeet

[@nullimw7276]

All hail the president yeet

[@finnarips8905]

This channel is such high quality with lighthearted gaming and “casual” jokes

[@darksentinel1191]

"Why do I feel like this game is rewarding me for being a terrible person?" Because it's accurate to real life at the moment

[@ApothecaryAsh]

"Why do I feel like this game is rewarding me for being a terrible person?" Because you're a terrible person, Gray. I'd still vote for you though.

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

And at least you'd know up front what you're voting for. An honest president sounds refreshing.

[@Thechaosmaster1997]

#GraySTillPlays for president 2024

[@mistydolphin2524]

I'd take an actual potato over Biden. So Gray is already infinitely better by default.

[@theangrysuchomimus5163]

@@mistydolphin2524 At least the potato can’t be corrupted unlike human presidents.

[@HerobrineRBLX]

@@theangrysuchomimus5163 Luckily Gray can't be corrupted because refusing a bribe is the red option

[@techhelpwizardgenie3146]

"Forcing people to twerk breaks the fabric of reality" -Gray

[@Vivqian]

A reason me and my sister watch gray together? The dark humor we share.

[@JosiahBradley]

I thought it was Florida man not Alabama man....

[@Vivqian]

@@JosiahBradley we're siblings.

[@jeebuz4002]

Me too

[@ganymedegd]

@Alkalez xgbt

[@IloveGodwhichisgoated]

Nah

[@itsjustmeDrew_]

10:52 meet Mike Jackson😂😂😂

[@jorodmar69]

11:08 it's Michael Jackson as a Mii character

[@Ryuuu6581]

No way it’s Mike Johnson

[@simpleman806]

Bring back the real Florida man. Let's get a new Sims playthrough

[@SaltyLoser0]

YES bring the man family back

[@spleeno]

YESSS

[@lavenderlilac8920]

Yes, werewolves are in the Sims now. We need Man family werewolves! And wereSpleens😹🙀

[@gwainexe9065]

Yes, Yes, hahahaha,YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

[@queententertainment9482]

I made it 69 likes NO ONE CHANGE IT 😂😂😂

[@ChooKit-y6l]

Let’s be real, you clicked on the video because of the incredibly accurate thumbnail

[@CemmyArt]

h-how did you know?! oh wait *ITS SO ACURATE-*

[@JenArkowitz]

At least we know who gray is picking

[@assassincharmander6868]

And this kids is a lesson on why Gray should never... Not be President because he’s obviously amazing 👌

[@-0livia-]

how do u get gsp emojis

[@assassincharmander6868]

@@-0livia- Paid KZbin channel membership to GrayStillPlays :3

[@zacharylevallee4291]

Gray still plays for president is great but = everyone’s death

[@Livi-chan435-xq6vy]

I’ll vote for him😌 Your a subscriber so you support his psychopathic behaviour

[@waffle6454]

Wow, thank you Gray for making such a detailed and accurate documentary on Americas Presidency.

[@Someoneontheinternet357]

Gray is just the best content maker I’ve ever watched. Even when I’m crying because my dog crapped on the floor, I feel good from this content

[@bigguy7353]

You cry when your dog shits on the floor? Yikes. Ok, train the dog, then get those wild emotions under control. You can do this.

[@Cas10n]

lol

[@Reg4x4]

Hi 👋 I know that we watching Gray doing his thing but... Hahhaha ... If you don't let your dog do it it will stop. Take it out as often as you can. And show different emotions than tears. It will understand you better. What its name? 😊 Gray love dogs more than humans but such a stuff is easy avoidable. Be strong. You are the Boss 😎

[@WhirlPoolWaters]

The best of r/wooosh

[@s.a.t.a.n6216]

How did your dog manage to get you to cry by crapping on the floor

[@cww18]

11:35 George Washington was the only one to have 100% voting rate

[@_Unoffical_Norahhh_]

True, I believe.

[@pannedas]

All hail Spleens 🙌🙌

[@squoshi307]

Gray, the reason it says no beards is because in the military you absolutely have to shave everything. According to Wikipedia ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Induction_cut ): Originally, one of the reasons for the induction haircut was to reduce the chances of disease among closely quartered recruits from different geographical areas (with varying immunities), such as head lice. Furthermore, short hair also prevents the enemy from grabbing a soldier with long hair and slashing his/her neck.

[@anothersquid]

when you go to the field to live in trenches and play silly bugger, really short hair is convenient... easy to keep clean and tidy, doesn't interfere with any of your kit, and as noted, someone can't grab it to manipulate you. The Induction Haircut (tm) is partly about tradition, partly about disease like lice, and partly about breaking down the individual to build up the team.

[@rb3425]

You don't have to shave all your hair. I had a mustache for over a decade while serving. It just can't be shaggy or unruley. True about the beard though. No beards allowed.

[@anothersquid]

@@rb3425 Canada just changed their dress code for the military. Beards are OK, subject to operational issues (I assume if you're going to be in a deployment where gas masks are necessary, the beard has to go, for example).

[@squoshi307]

@@rb3425 Well, you can't pull someone by the mustache, can you? Lol

[@rb3425]

@@squoshi307 not by how short we had to keep them. Although we were told the short hair was for hygiene and military appearance, not for hand-to-hand combat.

[@faillblogkeyboardcat]

13:06 "Now just 3 years and 357 more days left of me!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

[@Wuben.]

it's time to watch gray instead of sleeping once again

[@tommyfox854]

I'd vote Gray into office, he's a better option than what we have currently. #VOTEGRAY2024

[@destilanoray2567]

Honestly gray destroying the universe with fire and dancing sounds great #VOTEGRAY2024

[@tommyfox854]

@@destilanoray2567 Glad you're on board with this. =)

[@Akalim]

Same, #VOTEGRAY2024

[@nat4you159]

Gray: "This isn't a signature; it looks like a drunken martini glass." Me: lol 🤣🤣🤣 i really appreciate your sense of humor, Gray!

[@IloveGodwhichisgoated]

Same

[@yeontankkamiminhoscats740]

petition for gray to become the president of every country on earth? im signing

[@TheLordVampumpking]

2024 gang...?

[@Zade255]

Wait a minute you again!?

[@Treex2x]

Your crazy it's 2965

[@ObjectyFOX]

Nah guys its 3071

[@Zade255]

@@ObjectyFOX eventually this is gonna be correct

[@ObjectyFOX]

@@Zade255 casualy starts pointing out its a murder drones reference

[@Vortnox4]

2:27 🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@5PercentPresent]

6:59 - "Can you do advanced Algebra now?" Is... is that supposed to be a subtle FMA reference??

[@justanotheridiot6419]

Tbh it reminded me of The miscalculations of lightning girl lol- great book-

[@-CinnamorollPlayz]

2:21 Gray:that is not the American flag🇺🇸" Me:yes, its North Korean flag

[@sunflowerangeldjoan1921]

Kim Jun Un: He eats all the pies in the stores His people: Starving for food and freedom.

[@anudayoker]

@@sunflowerangeldjoan1921foreshadowing the rest of this episode

[@clovest3rz]

THE FACT THEY PUT A WILL SMITH JOKE IN THERE IS FUNNY AND AMAZING 😭

[@roguedogx]

11:39 actually not true. Washington got 100% of the vote. it helps that he was popular with the founding fathers, was pretty much single handedly funding the country, was popular with the troops for treating them like people, and the only other person on the ballet ran just to make sure it was an election. George really did not want to be a king.

[@pencil2680]

8:19 POV: you’re executing a witch in 1692

[@la3fam703]

0:02 IS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON!?!?!?

[@la3fam703]

Edit: 0:03 IS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON?!!?

[@jorodmar69]

Yes he went to jail in this game 😅

[@Breeze156]

HE HE-Micheal Jackson

[@SnowLily123]

Ah yes, my daily dose of GrayStillPlays. Finally!

[@z0ivy]

Some guy: What will you make effective in this society? Gray: YES Floridian language for chaos

[@TheBlackPearl1227]

12:03 this is where Gray realized you can just spam infinite evil

[@Carterwyd]

Gray should be a game tester at this point because he also take his time to entertain us and he is good at all of them

[@halimasanusi1536]

(10:23)😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"can you move your briefcase,it's in the way of the phone that i hate"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheRealAlpha2]

You know you're evil when you command a person to twerk until they die.

[@theplaguedoctor336]

Gray you genuinely make me happy I've been really depressed lately and your content has been helping theough it all

[@drantigon]

Gray, you should play this game called "Fat Baby". You start as a small baby eating junk food, and you keer growing bigger until you can engulf the whole population of the town alive

[@averywow]

haven't watched you in like 2 years gives me happy vibes

[@hunatae]

12:10 ....omg lol infinite

[@MP-vc4nu]

10:45 Fun Fact This game is made based off decisions & statistics of current US President.

[@DinoRicky]

Trump?

[@LittleTimeApe_RL]

7:38 I couldn’t stop laughing just him saying ohhhhhh

[@masongamer0526]

greystillplays has an unnatural ability to turn the worlds worst games into the best games to ever exist

[@nothing-of5yc]

You should do this more often this is funny.

[@oTurkish13x]

Force lightning, tipping to the dark side, clones for police officers, no milk, this game is better than the G'Ray trilogy

[@furiousinfinity2032]

To be honest, when i first saw this game on an ad and played it, I immediately knew that this was graystillplays material

[@insertnamehere3166]

Best quote: *“I’ve been killing people left and right but he’s already dead.”*

[@sinisterintentions3273]

That's not a bad idea gray, you should become a youtuber

[@StreamerMoments10]

I’m really looking forward to seeing Gray in the election

[@yetifin]

Gray: I want to make America Great Again Former President in the Game: Am I a joke to you?

[@righteousindignation3548]

It's cute you think Biden was elected. Poor sheep.

[@waddupitzjenica]

Gray is clearly the best choice to run for president

[@Hunter.8571]

This man is a danger to all games

[@PolyKrizzalt]

My guy is so good he enslaved Google translate💀

[@-Haikyuu_S1mp-]

Frr 💀💀

[@hunternicholsofficialchann4473]

11:55 the lady should have been approved

[@thatcherrycat1198]

Let’s be honest gray wouldn’t be the worst president we’ve had

[@coolmint9265]

Gray is the only one who can have a poop emoji and say I will be a great dictator and will get that many followers on Social media

[@rustyhowe3907]

"I will faithfully *execute* the office of President" I'm stunned Gray didn't make happy noises over that line.🔫

[@hunternicholsofficialchann4473]

1:37 jm clip

[@BryanZuniga-xk4ye]

7:14 Gray: Will you do it again? Prisoner: I cannot promise not to. I really love my food. Plus dogs stink. Gray: *NOPE!*

[@codywoah2918]

1:11 my mom thought you were dhar mann

[@kristanmason3886]

Aaa wasabi g gbdwyubyuygxyuhx

[@DinoRicky]

Lol

[@nessaplays23]

I don't know why, and I don't know how but I was going to recommend this game to you. When I woke up this morning I had a gut feeling you were going to play this game..it's weird but as soon as I saw the game I knew that it would be perfect for your masochism 😆

[@OGCURLY99]

Kinda like what our actual president is doing rn

[@ItsSnowy_Gaming]

The fact I got an ad the EXACT moment Gray blew up the dude who had a Lamborghini makes it 100% times better

[@dragonclawyt9739]

Same lol 😆 😅

[@somerandomgamerthatgames]

Yes finally he played the game I suggested (thanks gray, honestly I don't even know if he saw it but whatever. Also your videos are awesome thanks gray for making amazing videos.)

[@KlaxontheImpailr]

This aged a little TOO well...

[@orcaman1353]

The second prisoner he executed in the 7:24 has to be related to cruella de vil in some form or another

[@jolha.]

Can you subject sims characters to torture, by locking them inside of a basement without any floor?

[@phaesiareese4393]

5:42 The sole reason they overturned Roe vs Wade

[@Exoternos8145]

Gray has a mental health of steel. He can play the game without going insane. Props to gray. (The slapping thing made me cringe)

[@sham_0252]

7:10 bruh ain't no way the game just called out Will Smith😭

[@ryanmckelvey3719]

YES I knew graystillplays would find this game eventually.😊😊😊😊

[@leahgittens3830]

The moment at 0:18 just belongs on the r/suddenlygay subreddit.

[@thatjdguy]

Did anyone else get an ad of the game he is playing while watching the video?

[@mohamedzaman4615]

I did lol

[@thepersonwhoseesnoevil]

I knew, just knew Gray would post a video on ruining the United States of this game, he never disappoints!

[@CapsaicinCookie2Spiced4Me]

"If it's a dodge you can live." that quote lives in my head now

[@Alue14]

Sad, because an army with Twerking soldiers would surely ensure world peace. Who would be willing to fight an army where the only weapon the soldiers have, is shaking their asses?

[@Womenpretty]

The fact that execution is the good option is sending me 💀

[@wyntxr]

1:31 this sounds a lot like the stanley parable-

[@Zoninurarea]

I knew it, Gray would play this game that ends lives of people by being a president himself

[@drantigon]

I'll be honest, I'm sure you can still run a succesfull society as a dictator if you do it right. Unfortunately, the world we live in doesn't have that. Edit: punctuation fix

[@cymtastique]

Well, not really. There will always be people trying to assassinate you because they want the power. In a democracy, it's harder to do that because the power lies with more people. You will always have to appeal to the majority and the people who are helping you maintain power. Not a problem when the groups align, but absolutely catastrophic if they don't. How will you handle political dissent? If you appear weak, your opponents can use it against you. If you are too heavy handed, the people will be more willing to stage a coup. TL;DR: Dictatorships are very unstable, and in a country the size of America, just wouldn't work. There are going to be power vacuums and factions everywhere.

[@victorfox9623]

Not possible

[@drantigon]

@@victorfox9623 I mean... the medieval age had kings that ruled above all, meaning they were dictators. And those went well.

[@andreiryancaballero1464]

@@victorfox9623 *laughs in Singapore*

[@milkcubing7579]

Grey, I am getting surgery today and you always make my day. I hope everyone does not have to get surgery too.

[@Im-a-proud-american]

BRO WHY MICHAEL JACKSON

[@nooberazer8434]

I swear, I will try to make a game dedicated to Gray’s thumbnails

[@eastieboy]

I'm the only president to get 100% vote rate George: am I a joke to you

[@itztwoost2744]

I love the thumbnail. It's perfect and accurate.

[@hrishikeshbhat8581]

4:27 why does it look like this woman is not wearing any clothes

[@shadowthefox1486]

Ye

[@halimasanusi1536]

Ugh I had to talk with my bro but I still hahuo-🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@GamerEthan13]

She Does There The Same Color as Her

[@crimson90]

I'm going through Happy Wheels withdrawals! GIVE ME HAPPY WHEELS!

[@NoobBall_Mapping]

Hopefully a certain Austrian painter doesn’t see this

[@OakwoodArt]

Gray trying to make good choices: Weak Gray distorting America: Unlimited Power

[@gummiberry120]

11:50 no beards?but I see many military guys with beards

[@4lizabeth]

i saw this game ad and i thought “gray would play this and ruin lives” i manifested this.

[@DanDCool]

8:14 minionrun what æea whet-

[@desmondschneider165]

YES! I found this game and wanted to see you play it because there were so many options I knew you’d love, including slapping the lawyers. Lol. You should do another video and slap the lawyers. It’s funny. I actually found this game the day you posted the video. Convenience!

[@En0hp0lyX]

7:58 Gray you on the right side of the spectrum dodge over ford or Chevy anyday

[@V.FreakingDoesStuff]

Gray... you are the best youtuber ever, GRAYSTILLPLAYS RULEZZ

[@WTXtraYZ]

“Do you get shot in the knee?” *I used to be a citizen like you. Then Gray’s people shot me in the knee.*

[@lilygator1474]

i can always enjoy i good skyrim refrence. this actually made me laugh

[@zane_theaxolotl3919]

I'm getting convinced that these game are mostly for gray to play