I Became the Town Priest in THE BIGGEST CITY EVER in One Hour One Life!

[@swaglord4438]

I'm pretty sure, Content family has just beat the previous record for longest running family in OHOL with 812 generations. I'm so glad I've got to witness this!

[@WisteriaHex]

Didnt they die off recently

[@kieira]

@@WisteriaHex Yes they did, they were over 900 generations if im not wrong.

[@anastasia.00]

With extreme sadness i am here to announce that the Content family offically died out 49 minutes ago and i was the last of us. My name was Jonny Content and i was born to Beauty Content, a beautiful and kind mom who took care of me while also fullfiling her dream of making a paint farm for the city. We were just 9 people at the time but everything was going perfectly fine. After growing up a bit and having the means to sustain myself i thanked my mom, told her i loved her and took out to explore the city since ive never been there and only heard about it on KZbin. After exploring, i decided i wanted to create a flower shop so i began to gather uo every material i needed for it. I chose the location, next to a flower garder owned by another lady; made walls and two doors, started to put down the stone pavement, all of this while steadily but surely getting old. While i was living in my blissfull ignorance, thinking about where to put the flowers, where the seeds and where the water, a bigger evil was downing on our whole family: Hercules Content, my uncle. I was going to the kitchen in order to eat some cooked rabbit, my craving, when i saw my mother and another one of my uncles talking with a heavy atmosphere in the air. I went to them and asked what was going on. With a sad expression on their faces they told me that this was it for our town and family. Hercules Content brought wild boars upon us and contributed to the death of most of the latest infants. My poor old mom was the only woman left and she could no longer have kids. I just couldn't believe this so i decided to do something. I asked uncle Champ for his horse and took off to find another city in order to bring back an infant girl, pass our name to her and save my family. My mom and uncle wished me good luck and bade me farewell. In their expression i could see they didn't believe in my quest: it was absolute madness but i had to try something. For fifteen excruxiating minutes i run on my horse to find someone, anyone to help. Occasionally i would find traces of a starting villages, some clay plates or even an abode: but no sign of life itself. I crossed desserts, forests, wolves and bears for absolutely no reason. At one point i realized my quest was doomed from it's very beginning; i also forgot to bring food with me. I decided to go back to my town in order to, at least, die in the warm embrace of my homeland. I survived on berries and wild carrots for the ramaining of my journey, i was almost there but sadly died couple of feets away from the borders of the city line, next to a tree. Thus, the proud and beautiful Content family perished forever. But you know what makes me the most mad about this whole situation? The last words of the monster that did this, of Hercules Content, were: .

[@kieira]

Wow never knew the whole story, I simply thought no more female kids were born, therefore they died out, but your story is amazing and super sad. Smack town and the Content family will forever remain in my memory, it was an awesome town and there was always something new to learn there.

[@Lumberjack_king]

That should be turned into a movie

[@Lumberjack_king]

This was a incredible story

[@Lumberjack_king]

The irony Hercules being the villain

[@ponykazy3725]

​@@Lumberjack_king I mean Hercules did murder his family in the original mythos lol

[@mouflon5287]

Oh wow, that was you? I was Billi, the one in white at the wedding! When I was born into that town, my mom (the cursed woman) thought I was the most beautiful baby ever. She took me all around town calling all the other babies ugly and saying I was far better looking. Eventually I had a little brother and mom couldn't pick me up, so I did small tasks around the city to help out. One day I saw mom talking to Bruno, asking for his sign. He said Aquarius and said it was not compatible with me, but eventually he gave like 5 or so other signs until she finally accepted. She then said we should be married in the chapel, I agreed since mom knows best. After the wedding, we ran into that guy trying to stab us a couple times again, but we got away. Bruno revealed after the wedding that he was actually an Aquarius and mom dropped dead right there, likely from shock. We thought we should celebrate with a drink, but when we got there, all the wine was empty, so I dedicated myself to getting the vineyard back in good shape. The wine aged just as we were getting old, and we got to enjoy that drink together just before we died together. While I was busy with my grapes, Bruno wrote down our story and left it in the library for people to read. We also adopted a daughter and made sure she stayed fashionable like us. I am glad you covered the Content City in your videos. Soon it will hit #1 longest lasting family ever! It will be great to look back on it in the future.

[@AwkwardLynn]

I love this

[@lidlonez]

You were my little bro love then lol :P i gave u the crown

[@david2869]

Twisted was the OG priest! He invented the first religion in OHOL with the three pillars, in this case red, that are standing in the chapel. Too bad he couldn't find a turkey to wear as his priestly hat. Praise be!

[@Glassgothgirl]

That's an amazing life. This is one of the best things about OHOL. I do hope it gets some love from its creator soon. This game truly deserves it.

[@wofj5367]

Hi son, mom here. How crazy is it that this low level youtuber is this obsessed with me? LOL but yeah, don't tell lies son, I didn't suggest you get married - bruno asked you. I was just being a good mother and making sure you guys were compatible! That game was amazing! I had a lot of fun! 😁

[@strawberrymilk9096]

I've been born into the content family several times and it's the best place to learn and focus on making more complex recipes. I've been able to complete the feast table and pickles a few times. Earlier on I remember raising a lot of geese and witnessing the opening of the zoo. So many good memories :) It makes me so proud seeing how far the town has grown

[@LuAzerti]

I was born into the Content family and my aunt thought I was an ugly baby so she put a mask on me which I wore until the day I died.. Good times

[@ryuseiired]

I got born into the Content family just recently and they are still going half a day after this posted, I was Crystal Content and right now my son Ran Content is on the family trees page for all time longest generation as I type this. This city was crazy. So big... but nobody working in the kitchen, me and my son brought it from empty to full of pies again to help the Content fam sustain for more generations!

[@MariaAngel214]

Ive been following for the past two years and always hoped to play with you! I was your mom in that life and I’m so happy 😊 My wish came true

[@nottechytutorials]

RIP to Content Town. I just heard about it today, it lasted over two weeks (over 20,000 years). I learned that water is finite, and when that runs out oil is relied upon, but most of all, the complete devastation of an entire town can be done in one generation by one foolish man.

[@RyRy2057]

so if every minute is a year in OHOL... then a town that has been going for a week has lasted ten thousand years. lmao goddamn

[@MrSquishles]

what's funny is content is probably the only town since tini that's been around long enough to maybe make use to of the pond refill after a week thing

[@stormy3000]

Omg I was just playing this, my mum was the leader, she went to a neighbouring town, potentially hostile to make a deal, she didnt come back, I Went out to look for her. When I got there, what used to be a big town had one person left, I had 1 hunger bar, I could either go search for food, or shoot the person who probably killed my mum, and then I would move slow and starve to death. So I killed them, I died but avenged my mum. Be a good parent, your kids will love you.

[@duukm]

The content family just broke the record for longest family! And with that they have sadly ended aswell… I’m so happy you got to play in the town before it ended and record this piece of ohol history

[@BeUYT1]

I started binge watching all his videos omg... I'm so glad he never stops talking xDDD

[@Siimon0803]

Er ist echt cool xD

[@saxomarphone]

Perfectly timed video! The Content Family is now the longest living family in OHOL history! ❤️

[@msc2127]

The contents! Some generations the the sheep were killed or the tree farms were chopped down, but its great to see that the place is still standing!

[@kayaroots5386]

I'm literally obsessed with your ohol gameplay)

[@thewobbinator8410]

That wedding was hilarious, sweet and chaotic. 🤣🤣🤣

[@TwistedHBG]

you don't even know the half of it lol it got heated, had to do some creative zooms to censor stuff for yt

[@The16xOrion]

I was in the Content family and I was named Caesar. I also written a note in the library. I think I have another one as well. In the graveyard I had a mom named Amethyst and I wrote her a note.

[@violet-fl9ve]

It made me so happy to stumble upon this video! Content was my home. I lived many lives there. I was do devastated when it died out. It was nice getting to see it all again through your video. You even read one of my notes from the library. 💕

[@bjordan8144]

Ive been in the content family 10 separate times at least. I also was in town at the time you were filming this! Super awesome to see the town continuing to thrive :)

[@dopiepanda]

I'm so happy you found the message I left you! Much love :)

[@AaronCross760]

this town beat the game

[@BragoTHEgraviyKING]

How long do you think this city could last. Has it reached a threshhold to where it could sustain itself forever or are there limiting factors (griefers aside) that would make it die eventually

[@marcusgraham7488]

The fact that oil is finite will eventually kill the town but if you use sprinkler it is much more oil efficient so it will make it last longer

[@MrSquishles]

@@marcusgraham7488 they've only been doing oil on the east side, theoretically it could go another 2 weeks just fine, and the eastern oil line as of right now is 4.7k, next eastern wet is 5k, and it's like not a even a 5-10 minute trip in a van they probably have another 3-4k they can squeeze out of that in that direction. although with all the other families dieing and moving realistically it's got another week before people start getting buttblasted there newcomen town didn't get oil in 15 minutes. Also an accelerated oil burn rate because of all the truck nonsense.

[@PrincessKait1]

I played yesterday and tried to get to this town 😂 I spawned in as an An, but the town had no food at the time and people were starving. Too many people were in the kitchen so I just left and made myself a basket and started walking along the highway. I kept finding food from dead bodies but then a wolf got me before I made it. 😅 considering the family lasted another 12+ hours I don’t feel bad for abandoning my people.

[@calidafeuersichel1515]

Oh no. I was in the An family in the 5 th generation and everyone was doing such a good job. But I gues at some point, the critical mass of player who don't jet know how to help, is reached.

[@Tiny_Koi]

An is a great family but Morse Mansion feels cursed in general. There had been 3 families in there and the set up isn't great LOL

[@skittlesmash]

But you were in the content town when it was early days, did you forget? You kissed someones feet to regain your families honour? Their last name was content

[@ThatOneFrenchPancake]

different family. Limited last names in ohol

[@TwistedHBG]

It was a different family with the same last name

[@ThatOneFrenchPancake]

@@TwistedHBG exatcly what I said lol

[@charlespalmer3595]

@@TwistedHBG you are still a foot kissing worm.

[@dhruvamehrotra1975]

@@TwistedHBG That family was nameless though. Also it was alive during the same time as this content family. So most likely someone from OG content family named one of their kids and they started becoming content instead of nameless someone probably got exiled as that family was dubious.

[@lidlonez]

LOL love the video

[@joose6667]

I played twice in the Content family as Kyle who farmed and made sure that a family heirloom was passed down to his younger sister(or Tyler? I think. I kinda forget the name) and Pier who started as a farmer until his cousin taught him and became a smith!

[@TakaraJunkyosha]

I lived 3 lives as a content, Krys had two sons a daughter and a adopted daughter. Died, spawned back and was a pie maker after my past daughter as krys daughter, (i didnt know existed) Emo content saved me from a old lady that tried to kill me. Las life, I was also a girl and gave birth to my mom again haha, Fun times as a content EDIT: Someone took me to their shrine and killed me as an old lady in my third life haha, said I would life on in the shrine. Cute kid.

[@Rudabeger]

I think i was there soon before u got there. i made a butt load of stew one time. usually i keep to farming as i am new and just kinda learning as i go. very interesting game. i enjoy it a lot. dabbling in forging and stuff for tools. do some wood runs. thanks to you i stick to pines. keep up the good work twisted. you the man.

[@loamytenebrous]

That was amazing. I love the whole chapel and everything. What a wonderful wedding!

[@Frankz011]

48:42 Oh My God!! hahahahah I almost died laughing! I think it would need a video or two of all the funniest moments you had in one hour one life xD But this part was epic >.

[@Pennilaymay]

OMG!!!! I have been here!!! I was born many times here and have buried family and friends here too. This is so funny!!!

[@Pennilaymay]

They even kept the thing with giving baby boys dresses, and I waited soooo long for a baby to come because I thought I was a woman XD I can see you were here over 100 generations before me. So nice

[@ashleyv2002]

Please don’t stop playing this game I love watching your videos and you are the only gamer that plays this ❤❤❤

[@Panda-eq4ft]

I'm cooking while watching this video and as soon as he started calling for Alyssa, I freaked out. That's my name! Haha

[@sarah_7777]

The thumbnail art always look so pretty ❤

[@brittanyeastep4866]

Congratulation to Billi and Bruno!

[@mouflon5287]

Thanks! I had a wonderful wedding and life, definitely a memorable one for sure! I was Billi.

[@thewobbinator8410]

@@mouflon5287 That wedding was hilarious, sweet and chaotic at the same time. Hahahaha

[@merryjayned7315]

I am so happy to see your videos again.

[@abelhapedras]

"eu também falo português" HAHAHAHAHAH

[@MewsieTM]

Dudeeee I was born in the same family so cool!

[@ThePianoWhisperer]

I was adopted by my second cousin who raised me as her own. She was dating my adopted dad and they had a wedding and got married. I put them together in a special spot surrounded by berry bushes. I was about to write a permanent note about their love for each other and them being great parents. But I died before writing it. So my body will be found next to my parents decorated graves. Also why is there no "father" grave carving?

[@yolo8868]

R.I.P drug den bb.

[@karzeng2966]

if i get spawn in content again i instantly become physically angry

[@Metylene]

You are wearing my clothes ! :) I bought the game thanks to you

[@marcusgraham7488]

I made a sprinkler in this town

[@G0bl1nzz]

I'm sOOOOO upset, I was playing at the exact same time with you. I could see my kids near you but you were nowhere near me. (I also left the bee movie script note)

[@michaelgamble398]

Best city the first time I joined was about 334 years after eve and was already amazing looking I joined again today and was mind blown with everything that’s changed it’s

[@Ilanca_with_a_C]

Who ever was the person to start this town, be proud

[@faithtalbot5739]

When he’s going through the zoo and pointing out all of the animals, all I’m seeing are gooses?????????

[@dhruvamehrotra1975]

'cause they were all goose, it's a joke. You might notice in the goose's place there was a cow at 3:07.

[@thechallenger6124]

when are you gonna play more 2hol?

[@-dany-3374]

OmG that was soooogoood.

[@guapagrande4789]

I was in the Content family several times this week. I was Jasonanthony's sibling. Can't remember if I was boy or girl.

[@athena5172]

Play 2HOL again please!

[@fgross51]

LMAO, did he got it written?

[@porkybeans1154]

Missed opportunity to call it “FlavorTown” instead of “Snack Town” 😂

[@ItsLys0620]

I love the content town!!

[@freeformfarmer348]

Yup

[@superautogamingfan]

fun fact apparently they're satanists now

[@attenonmj3708]

I keep spawning here. It's getting boring. I just want to do eve stuff.

[@migs192]

He keeps saying different animals but I see geese

[@Tiny_Koi]

Thats the joke, they are all geese!

[@WillLightfoot]

Fungus.

[@Chynaa_blak]

Aint all yall like kin 😂😂 sge say marry her fiancè

[@tigurehime1811]

💗

[@DiscordOfExistence]

🍿😁

[@aidendominguez8953]

I wish I had a pc. *sad*

[@dhruvamehrotra1975]

This game is available on android and iphone as "You are Hope"

[@pizzamonies793]

I think Content fam is cool, I just wish they were a diff. Biome fam tho. It's so rough on the other three fams to trek 12,000 km for some oil. 🫠😅 Great vid Twisted, been loving the content! 😁