I Bought a Cheap V12 BMW 760Li, Because I Never Learn From My Mistakes

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[@mikebussey7118]

"My Mercedes 760li" Is that the RS version? Lmao

[@shubhranshjamwal]

Mike Bussey 69 likes now Almost 70

[@WillieJu]

Ha ha ha ja Mercedes 760... hilarious Tyler you moron !

[@maniacdk1]

Haha had to rewind, he really DID say that :D

[@91Mrnate]

Currently 1am, replayed this 3 times before I realised Tyler messed up 😂

[@unscripted7553]

More likes are needed on this.. Tyler!! PIN THE COMMENT..

[@HooviesGarage]

So clearly, it's not a Mercedes. Amazing I didn't catch the mistake. But I remember it taking me 15 minutes to film the 1 minute introduction. Kept messing up, got frustrated... Haha

[@TheZmt325]

Last pass passwords. Say that 10 times quickly..

[@sethhornbecker5527]

Hoovies Garage try an e46 I had a all stock 323 wagon that was a 5 speed and even though it wasn’t the fastest car I’ve had it was the most fun by far

[@ravisaleh]

go home Hoovie, you're drunk.

[@sunsetlights100]

One of ur best yet

[@gertraba4484]

U PLAN on keeping this one PERMANENTLY at the CAR WIZZZZ-ARDS ? Or at l;east financing his vacations the next 3 yrs or so?????

[@lancairw867]

St. Jude Children’s research hospital is the real deal. They saved my nephew when was 3.Had stage 4 cancer and now a healthy 19 years old 👍🏻

[@TheJrummel]

It's also a wonderful place to work here in Memphis

[@2491kridge]

Hell yeh that’s my KZbin feel good comment of the day, great to hear

[@benjamingale]

@@TheJrummel The best place to work with the most wonderful people in the world!

[@hungryhungryhummer]

From what I’ve heard St Judes is good. However I’ve heard that donations go a lot to making money and not actual research.

[@acertainshape]

Agreed. They are wonderful.

[@UCBarkeeper]

3k repairs on a car, that didn't receive any maintenance for years? sounds pretty good.

[@basshead.]

That's like 1k in a year ($83 in a month) And people say that BMWs are money pits.

[@juppidisco]

I drove my 523 for 14 years. Repairs: Coolant pump, broken door handle, rubber damper rear axl. I changed the breaking pads one times..... that's it.But it was an e39.

[@edgardonunez4434]

Yes

[@UCBarkeeper]

@@juppidisco my old E60 545i tells a different story...

[@benny8992]

@@UCBarkeeper yeah but thats cus you bought a 545 tho.. shouldve just gotten a 535

[@titojosh1396]

Hoovie: "I'll be 7 grand into it when I'm done? That's not bad!" 760Li: *(Laughs in German)*

[@badopinion]

titojosh That is hilarious! Oh I love watching Hoovie loose.

[@driver3272]

Drinks in beer

[@09robinhood]

He could sell it and make a Couple Grand.

[@gillesthibault429]

Including the LS engine

[@demonzae3665]

titojosh loo

[@flemmings5534]

Almost Christmas, time to buy a Christmas tree Hoovie: BMW

[@rileynewton17]

You mean his Mercedes 760li

[@Wildplasser]

@@rileynewton17 yeah always loved them mercedes 760li

[@dgurevich1]

I doubt he would find an Citroen in the US

[@elukok]

Almost christmas? WTF? It is two months away.

[@shubhranshjamwal]

Do you guys remember when Tyler took a pledge not to buy a new car in 2019 😂😅

[@bliglum]

I remember Jay releasing him from that pledge, and Jay is the car god. What he says is done.

[@DaBaltimoron]

That was before the wedding.

[@shubhranshjamwal]

bliglum oh Actually I totally forgot bout that vid

[@shubhranshjamwal]

bliglum We are talking about Jay Leno right?

[@F6HemiCharger]

Tyler forgot too... And yes Jay Leno freed him. But still.

[@BPDBRETT]

Beautiful car and $3k to fix after only paying $4,500 sounds like a great deal.

[@hhcjms]

“My 2008 Mercedes 760Li” lol😂 he’s lost it.

[@kidjeff4304]

Don't think he ever had it. 🤣😀

[@pguth98]

He just knows that we're all going to comment on it, and that will boost the engagement on the video, and make it more visible, get more views, more people will comment on it, and the cycle will continue. Big brain shit.

[@meanvecktor1900]

Hahahaha I was like wrong car

[@Rockport1911]

" Man discovers cheapest way to get a spare engine for his Rolls Royce..." :)

[@AndyK.1]

Exactly. Purchased it for spares.

[@dhalsim-1]

Spare donar parts for the roller

[@AlienLivesMatter]

Parts car

[@satsumagt5284]

Actually not. The BMW is 6.0, the rolls is 6.75

[@TheMasterMief]

@john jay easy as that ;)

[@valvetronic]

We would love to make an exhaust for this thing

[@PresidentCamacho2024]

4 stainless pipes please,... and no mufflers,..

[@AhuCJ]

Please do it!!

[@Bargainteers]

Wizard: So what’s wrong with it? Hoovie: yes

[@hddaproducer]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@ChapuleTaylor]

So what's wrong with it? It's a BMW. Aw shit, here we go again.

[@OzarksWildman]

Johnny doesn’t strike me so much as a car ninja. More like Maximo the smooth Latin German car lover.

[@sammolloy1]

Yes he’s a fine man with a beautiful accent.

[@TheYorkMan]

"Repairing a cheap BMW is like making love to a beautiful woman....."

[@OzarksWildman]

TheYorkMan Maybe he’s the most interesting mechanic in the world? “I don’t always work on cars but, when I do...”

[@SuperCR45]

I like this guy better the car wizard

[@Xandil]

A friend bought one of these things despite me telling him the V12 was a guaranteed money pit and the rest of the car was no better. The response, "I love working on my own stuff." A year later he was leaving it in public parking garages with the key in the center console. Nobody would steal it...even thieves know they suck.

[@philb707]

lmfao priceless!!

[@bpet6990]

True, because a compatriot of you designed this BMW; Chris Bangle was the sucker that made this failure

[@matthewgrear3260]

Thanks to the car ninja for donating to st Jude!!!! My wife was a patient and works there. They do amazing work

[@donconstantin]

This is really the most underrated BMW! I’m a very proud owner of an 760Li ,2007, and never had issues! Of course You have to treat the car with some care! It’s a dream car! C.K. from Germany

[@YoungCarWiz]

It looks like an amazing car. I have to own one before I die

[@333sagg]

I just got mine the other day brother any major tips you wanna tell me?🙏🏻🙏🏻😊

[@wrandom4932]

10 minutes after vid dropped and already 80% of comments are about the "Mercedes" 760li. 🙄

[@aaryeshg.6526]

He called it Mercedes to hope that it would be as reliable as his S600 he once had.

[@jamesmanning4346]

I thought it was a 4 dr Supra

[@luukheerdink7274]

Nobody: Tyler: my bad mercedes is gone! Lets buy a Bmw

[@FrietjeOorlog]

The AMG is in the back of the shot of the BMW so when he filmed this he still had it.

[@magnacars]

Actually he bought a Mercedes 760li

[@caleblastname6969]

@@magnacars No, It's a BMW. It's in the title.

[@GamingMaster007]

@@caleblastname6969 you havnt watched the video then lol, he accidentaly called it a mercedes at the VERY start of the vid XD

[@nissanpatrol8950]

BeepSheep4 you missed the joke

[@charlesblack9748]

Love it when a car is so bad that the mechanic says "no thanks"

[@alkalineph9446]

After watching hoovie I enrolled in a ASE certified auto tech course. I love these older BMWS but to own them and upkeep them I have to be able to do 90% of the work myself. The tools, experience, and software will pay for itself long term. From what I've learned with his costs it's one job will cover the cost of the program much less two or three

[@FlyingStuff]

LOL

[@PresidentCamacho2024]

the mechanics have no problems with bmw's,. only wizards and sorcerers run away,.,..

[@muskokamike127]

I took my 2004 F150 into a local mech shop who had a great reputation around my smallish town. I asked him about doing the spark plugs and the issue with them breaking. He said "in 15 years I've never broken one yet..." oh really? You have a special trick on how to get them out? Yeah, I refuse to work on them. I won't even let one in my front door and I'd like you to get it off my lot thank you lol

[@PresidentCamacho2024]

@@muskokamike127 well,. call the cops,. cause i ain't moving my 1976 Karmann Bmw 633CSi that i use as a daily driver,. better yet,. move the truck around the back,. cause you're ruining the view :D

[@King_Nero_1]

BMW: Making normal guys into mechanics since before I was born.

[@humorss]

it was the german plan all alone, "we are not raising enough mechanics." "just force them to become one.“

[@SuPeRsOnIcRO4]

Lol best comment .. so underrated

[@Reculse]

Amen LMAO

[@loudisse9628]

I had an old BMW 525 TDS wich had always problems... So i began to repair myself... So i began to study mechanic... So i pass my exam in 2002... So i've been a mechanic for 18 years now. Fu**** damn BMW.

[@brucelee7283]

Honda: making normal guys into wannabe mechanics that can barely change oil

[@salman-raza]

Hoovie just doesn't learn, does he? And that's why we love him!

[@billrbca]

He has learned what generates views

[@iaxable]

@@billrbca 802k subscribers, that's what puts bread on his table

[@gertraba4484]

MAN .....................TYLER needs some serious rehab not at BETTY FORD but the HENRY FORD Clinic for his OCD OBSESSIVE CAR DISORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kevinshort3943]

He did say it was a win win situation. If the car was good he won, if the car was bad he won - because more people watched.

[@gertraba4484]

@@kevinshort3943 yup, more so a YT CONTENT $$ GENERATOR than a for profit buy to flip, seems he can make $$$$ with the vids and make bucks in the process.plus I saw him doing a cameo on MT TV with his deLorean on a BTTF refer

[@Ryukachoo]

15:00 Petition to rename car ninja to car saint

[@overyonderjustapiece]

got my vote, along with 102 others so far!!

[@salomonmarquess6560]

got my vote to!!

[@sleeksilver]

Tyler, do this.

[@DwarFStrider]

@@ka3097 I'd say even more so. Of course it's all a show but at least this one isn't causing you one heart attack after another when he's looking over the car. :-)

[@Artificialintelligence-xd8pb]

This is my favorite channel on KZbin, ever since I discovered it big up from Kenya 🇰🇪🇰🇪

[@stanleyweru5171]

Also a fan from +254

[@spanishmontana6121]

You should do the same buying second hand elephants

[@Artificialintelligence-xd8pb]

@@spanishmontana6121 it seems you have a second hand brain

[@Artificialintelligence-xd8pb]

@Pretty Fly 4 a WiFi you should be ashamed of yourself mentioning such things think with your upper head not the lower one

[@mehmetosmanoglu1033]

@Pretty Fly 4 a WiFi Oh shut up

[@ahuman9864]

Honestly, one of the best repair quotes I’ve ever heard on a 7 series

[@dkpirie]

I like the Car Ninja, he seems like a really nice, decent guy and his workshop is so much cleaner & brighter than the Wizards.

[@artistwithouttalent]

He works on German cars, he can afford the space.

[@trvr82]

9:00 The Wizard finally giving a much-needed intervention.

[@Watch-Andrew-work]

Not much of a car wizard then! He should be able to work on any car regardless of brand!

[@bmwwizard3207]

He should be able to work on anything being a car wizard.

[@himynameisbrianw]

scotty kilmer would say the same lmao

[@N1sm0NIC]

@@Watch-Andrew-work he has said he has too many cars in his shop. Y'know, since most are Hoovies

[@bmwwizard3207]

@@N1sm0NIC He needs to get his skates on then and get moving! Hoovies dipping into the college funds yet again?

[@hayksamvelyan]

Judging by how quiet the Car Ninja’s voice is I would call him the Car Whisperer.

[@tuta123seb]

LOLLL

[@danielgradinaru7061]

We have a saying in Europe that goes along like this “there’s nothing more expensive than a cheap bmw”

[@ourtime-downhere6931]

You're the first European I've heard admit that BMW's are shit. Good on you.

[@rickwendling5735]

I have my own saying, Bring More Wallets.

[@ourtime-downhere6931]

@@rickwendling5735 I know first hand why people buy them, when everything is perfect they are such a nice car to drive. It's just that the honeymoon doesn't last long before your wallet hates you. I've had two three series and two five series. The fives are amazing when everything is happy.

[@AlanClouse]

@@ourtime-downhere6931 its also buying the right one. I bought a 2000 Bmw 740i for $2500 and I have had it for almost a year now with no problems in sight. My timing chains are going to be due in about 30k miles, but the car is pretty solid.

[@georgehuser4711]

@@ourtime-downhere6931 Good news for you. A ton of Europeans know that bmw's are shit. Last bmw I'd get is e46. I'd rather shot myself than owning anything that is more complicated and newer than e46

[@RED-pr5ok]

"There is basically no difference between this seven series and a new Toyota Camry... except everything you get in a luxury car" -Tyler Hoover, 2019

[@postfaceliftsaxo3728]

2:16 "mercedes 760li"😂😂

[@erica8165]

Freudian slip ;-)

[@ovic.]

moj tiho koje me idiote gledamo!

[@kingjlinza]

Tihomir Bacic BMW: Am I a joke to you?

[@Christof708]

Lol

[@bigsasquatch44]

"If only there was an everything light for BMW's" *laughs in scotty kilmer*

[@mrdomhare]

Scotty needs to charge batteries overnight more often. Prob best not to let him on your bmw he might break something

[@davidmargolis95]

Dillon Bess this comment is gold

[@kashatnick]

@@mrdomhare they need to make giant wireless qi charge pads for cars :3

[@SAvlogsyt]

@@kashatnick Audi e Tron??

[@johna3909]

Just use a power bank or connect it to the usb port of your laptop xD

[@GamingAmbienceLive]

*He bought a thermal camera, and as a gift they threw in an old BMW*

[@---cr8nw]

The gift that keeps on taking.

[@sociopathicnarcissist8810]

@@---cr8nw That's priceless, I am going to use that and claim it as my own, because who's going to believe that I stole from a bloke known as double dash...

[@---cr8nw]

@@sociopathicnarcissist8810, I approve.

[@TheG60528XiJinPing]

And a v12

[@colechapman6976]

Hoovie Buys another old expensive German car: Me: Here we go again

[@sirmounted8499]

At least it's a Mercedes.

[@philippepietrosantoszelak3716]

When I saw the title I was "Oh boy... Not again..."

[@YouArentSlick]

Aw shit, here we go again *San Andreas theme*

[@janoxhd4575]

@@YouArentSlick that's what I was waiting for👌🏼

[@mikixP]

Cole Chapman ok is it supposed to be funny ?

[@chrismilton8792]

Everyone: I wish the seats in my car were more comfortable. Hoovie: me too, I like a bit of a gangster lean, so I bought a V12 BMW

[@andytaylor1588]

More cylinders = more problems, in der Deutsches auto.

[@awdadwadwad1723]

@@andytaylor1588 *in den deutschen Autos.

[@philippk1125]

@@awdadwadwad1723 Oder in dem deutschen Auto.

[@timothycoyne5874]

Instead of being fascinated by shiny new objects, Tyler is fascinated by needy old objects. But we love him for it. Congrats on a great looking older BMW, Hoovie!

[@dieselgrandpa4181]

My buddy just bought a 2013 BMW M5 in frost gray, it has everything. Only 7 were made in that color and it has less than 35,000 miles. It was $107,000 brand new and 6 years later he paid $36,000. He immediately had to put $1700 into it for brakes oil change and A/C.

[@yungprototype]

I literally shook my head when I read the title then proceeded to watch the entire video

[@mattb6001]

feeding everyone's addiction. atta boy

[@HarmanSagar]

Did I heard Mercedes?? I can tell he has found a cheapest brain in the USA

[@loganthecarguy9109]

Harman Sagar bruh you are saying that in terrible English haha

[@kipdrordy3334]

This channel has an amazing fear factor appeal. Thank you Tyler for doing the things we would love to but fear.

[@mista5796]

The E60 M5 is a beautiful car, the thing is it takes a lot of love and attention to keep it running nicely since it is obviously a high maintenance car. The M5 can’t really be used as an everyday car, you need a city car for small journeys round the town. The M5 belongs on open roads. You bought a severely neglected and abused M5. The previous owner obviously didn’t take care of it, didn’t do servicing, diagnostics, repairs, maintenance or preventative maintenance. I’ve had an E60 M5 for 6 years now. I have 2 different code scanners. You have to diagnose it immediately when it tells you there’s an issue. Not just ignore it and complain about the dash being ‘lit up like a Christmas tree’. All the systems are interlinked so a fault in one place can cause other issues. For example a faulty wheel speed sensor will cause issues with traction control, ABS & gearbox since the onboard computers will be confused as to what’s going on. If you diagnose the issue straight away then the sensor can be replaced fairly easily and cheaply. If you ignore it the car will be very sick indeed. I’ve had to do loads to the car over the years, but the most important thing is regular engine oil changes and change the gearbox oil & differential oil every 4/5 engine oil changes so the entire drive train is always working in nice fresh oil. If you cherish the car it is an awesome driving machine.

[@GhostSickness]

Tyler, thanks again for reminding me why I own a Toyota Camry. I used to own a BMW and I learned my lesson.

[@Progan666]

footballcoreano toyota is anything but a shit car

[@kooshkangaroo]

@footballcoreano hahaha you care more about social opinion than your wallet. Fucking moron

[@kooshkangaroo]

@Chaminda Thushara Ruwan Kasturi and how exactly is leasing more financially stable than buying once? On average of $500/mo for every lease, you could buy a quality Toyota or honda in 6 months instead of having $500/mo for 2 year leases. Think smarter, not harder

[@blanchbacker]

@@kooshkangaroo if you think the only reason to own a bmw is “social opinion” you’re sorely misjudging a lot of car fans

[@TheG60528XiJinPing]

@footballcoreano or learn to work on them yourself

[@lindonzeqaj7154]

“So the peasants don’t see you in your $4500 car” 😂😂

[@richardbutton1179]

Scotty: "Endless money pits" Hoovie: "But I love money pits, my garage is full of them"

[@jonathanLara1989]

😂😂😂 very true

[@joewell6435]

He needs to do another reality show, except this time Scotty is there to tell him how stupid he is.

[@HrHaakon]

To be honest, Hoovie is just showing everyone how right Scotty is.

[@Hamza40000-x]

Scotty is crying

[@seanturner2478]

Richard Button 😂

[@bluecollarben9836]

DMV workers when they see Hoovie get into the registration line: *Awww shit, here we go again.*

[@Stanislaw365]

Ben Lucier he probably goes to the DMW so much that they gave him an express pass.

[@ianchandley]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Marshal_Dunnik]

This is inevitably leading towards "I Bought the Cheapest Yugo in the United States"

[@jacobpartin4553]

3$ and an 8 ball lol

[@protector326]

Marshal Dunnik Wouldn’t that mean he got it free?

[@1985toyotacamry]

@@protector326 that's assuming it's in good condition

[@pataque]

It's really nice how people don't take care of their car, sell it in that condition and then the whole brand has a bad reputation. Love it

[@ANDREWSAMY562]

"It's a BMW it's always bad" _Wizard_ Wise guy lol

[@ProjectFairmont]

Andrew Samy wise guy more like it. Wizard likes Mercedes and Cadillac neither of which are as good as BMW. Wizard is an old man at heart.

[@Tang526]

Big money waste

[@ProjectFairmont]

Tang526 one mans waste of money is another mans treasure.

[@jensharbers6702]

Depends. E39 are, when fixed and maintained properly nice cars, even when surpassing 600k km. Also the 7series is a nice vehicle. But the engines are finnacy and the maintenance the last 5 Years was also bad at Tylers 760i. And when you stop maintaining a german car, the car get's mad, and then you have to pay. :D

[@chrislouis7611]

I had to rewind.... did he call it a Mercedes?? Hoovie: “Hey Wizard there’s I need to fix this car” Wizard: “What’s the issue?” Hoovie: “It has a BMW badge”

[@wernerdanler2742]

You noticed that to. I'm sure he puts himself to sleep at night counting his cars insted of sheep but then has nightmares all night.

[@nelzelpher2088]

@@wernerdanler2742 that's hilarious, I'll never have night sweats over my 2001 Chevy Prizm.

[@wernerdanler2742]

@@nelzelpher2088 Good Andrew. I don't lose any sleep over my car even though it's a Mercedes with 150k miles.

[@nelzelpher2088]

@@wernerdanler2742 My car has 209k miles. I'm surprised your not having trouble with your Mercedes. What's the model so I can buy it off you?

[@wernerdanler2742]

@@nelzelpher2088 I never said I wasn't having trouble with it. I bought it a little over 2 years ago and almost immediately had to have that controller plate inside the gear box replaced. That was almost 2 grand. Everything else has really been fairly minor. 3 of the window regulators, alternator, belt tensioner and other things. Luckily, I can still do these kinds of minor repairs. No other drive line problems so over all I am fairly happy with the car. I live in Vegas so the UV is pretty high here so paint does not hold up and the interior suffers. So it doesn't look the greatest but it actually drives great. Oh yeah, not for sale lol.

[@JL-pq4rl]

car ninja dude sounds like he has a lot of patience.

[@ToneCabinet]

Of course; he works on BMW's!!

[@chadhaire1711]

he must--he has been wearing those same nasty blue suede shoes for 2 years...gross...

[@JiteshShahani]

Benjamin Stephens, Jr. 😂

[@JL-pq4rl]

@@ToneCabinet that's why I said my comment haha

[@rickosborne6521]

As a Navy vet, I truly appreciate the rendition of Anchors Aweigh with regards to that land yacht lol. Keep up the good work

[@Jerram89]

You know the weird thing is when you Shazam to try and find the exact arrangement it comes up with this - which I can only assume is a royalty free compilation someone has done for youtube. Shame I still don't know what the actual arrangement it... kzbin.info/www/bejne/rnqvlaqmZteehs0

[@artistwithouttalent]

I literally did not put that together the first time I saw it.

[@rickosborne6521]

Deloached I bet you’re right. These days the KZbinrs, especially well known ones, can’t get away with any music without paying big time royalties or using cheesy public domain stuff. You’d think the official Navy anthem would be royalty free regardless, but who knows

[@Saint_Vincent1735]

Hooptie : I bought a 760 iL.... Wizard: fetch me the sunseeker catalogue!

[@itzyaboyal9734]

jussyB 😂😂😂

[@meanvecktor1900]

I have a 2008 BMW 760li, I haven’t had any issues with it, I had to get the computer update but it was free! I also have a 2013 Mercedes S65 no problem with it either. Kia, Hyundai and a few others shouldn’t be mentioned and never compare to BMW or Mercedes these two companies been around over a hundred years so they must be doing something right!

[@Bharlos]

Hoovie : "My Mercedes 760LI" Comments : "He said Mercedes 760LI 😂😂😂" Me : "Well The Car Ninja is nice"

[@mo-hammadabunaser1367]

"Hello would you sponsor my video?" LastPass: Nah fam we'll sponsor *a portion of it*

[@maksn5751]

Yeah... I don't get that.

[@kzhtin]

probably got paid just for the add at the beginning of the vid but not the end plug

[@PMMM9]

Cool mechanic. We need more people like him in this world.

[@tonykari5124]

The 2016 BMW 740i is the best BMW out there. That straight 6 with the turbo is bullet proof

[@mrlaw711]

Having owned a handful of German cars including three BMWs I very much enjoyed this video. Not bad for a vehicle that appears a tad neglected with the maintenance. The carcass of the tire coming through truly shocked me.

[@Barobran92]

This generation of 7 Series in one of my all time favourite cars, and the wheels on this one are some of the best ones you could get.

[@snorkosaurus]

5 weeks later: car ninja starts a new youtube channel :D

[@maazmuqeet2112]

He already does

[@marquisethomas5611]

I was just looking at car wizards channel

[@VirusTornado]

12 months later: Car Ninja buys a new house in Malibu.

[@snorkosaurus]

oh it's called Velocity garage

[@radicalgreek99]

My friend bought the same car brand new back in 08. He sold it at 45 thousand miles and said he would never buy another BMW again. It was having problems at 30 thousand miles repaired it under warranty and then drove it for 4 months before selling it. He got stuck with the Limp home mode twice and again Factory warranty fixed it.

[@Docdug]

The Wizard “that car makes me throw up in my mouth”. ‘Nough said.

[@Orcinus1967]

"Its going to continue to break".

[@betterbeavailable]

Mine is pretty much everything GM does.

[@kevinbarry71]

Hysterical that he thinks he'll be done after these repairs are finished

[@SMGJohn]

The only way to properly fix a BMW is to buy a non-BMW car.

[@vladleonard86]

After this, there's more to come :))

[@Sprocketboy1956]

Yes, we are only at the beginning of another tragic story. Probably not M5 or Bentley Continental level but we will see.

[@PedroTRamos1]

Not if he sold it right away.. A 760LI with a V12 engine fully repaired for a bit over 7k would attract a few interested buyers.

[@mcgyverb1664]

Kevin Barry the longer you keep a bmw, is when you will eventually pay for it all over again, and again in terms of its maintenance requirements, they are endless money pits.

[@mercenex6329]

Hoovie: Buys another BMW Car Wizard: Aight, Imma head out

[@wvd07]

Car Wizard: Aight, imma lay under

[@EdnoAverche]

E38 is an amazing and a very reliable 7-series. E39, 36, 34, etc are also problem-free

[@brianreilly4306]

E28 and e30s are also reliable as hell if even remotely cared for. My current e28 has 296,000 miles and runs beautifully

[@patriks7]

As long as you take care of it, most of them are pretty damn reliable. Sure, parts will wear out over time, but that happens with every brand. Of course, if you cheapen out on parts and skip maintenance, it won't last long.

[@sebg1224]

@@brianreilly4306yupp '83 e21 with a little over 300k on the original m10 :)

[@corwin881]

It IS kind of cute to hear north americans bash german cars 😄

[@redjar69]

*Laughs in timing chain guide failure*

[@Desertfox92308]

Unbelievable depreciation! $130k to $4500 😢 Tyler you are a brave man, even the Wizard wanted nothing to do with it.

[@joakimquensel597]

Impressive how BMW allready back then had introduced the ambient interior lighting feature! 👍☺ Not as configurable as on today's modern cars though, the "Check Engine" theme was the only available option.

[@TheBudgetGunCollector]

We’ve all seen that meme with the code reader that says, “Just throw the whole car away bro.” That’s literally what it would say after hooking up a code reader

[@kurtkuczynski286]

Great Video. Dad left me a 745L that has done nothing but make me look like an ass for twenty years. I kept telling him all the problems these cars have and his has been rock solid. Everyone else has lost their minds on the POS. Back in 1980 I had a 320i and BMW stood for "break my window" These days it stands for "bring many wrenches". Good Luck

[@dyent]

There IS and "everything light" It's when the computer turns on and flashes "BMW"

[@andytaylor1588]

BMW stands for Beemer Might Werk.

[@taunuslunatic404]

@@andytaylor1588 Big Money Waste.

[@gtametro]

@@taunuslunatic404 Blow My Wages

[@taunuslunatic404]

@@gtametro Boring Man's Willy.

[@piotrtomaszewski3670]

Break my wallet

[@Godspeed111]

"Mercedes 760Li" He's really lost his marbles this time

[@MN-zi6hb]

You make one little mistake 🤣🤣

[@ddevil4980]

"That car makes me throw up in my mouth" 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️ he said it all right there.

[@Watch-Andrew-work]

Working on many different brands of cars is what being a vehicle technician is all about! its all money on the table. Beggars can't be choosers.

[@markholland1578]

Glad to see Tyler going German and sticking to his "Land Yacht" roots.....and this new mechanic seems like a pretty good guy!

[@Aschmorr]

I’ve got an 02 525i, and I absolutely love the way it runs and drives, but the random electrical issues have driven me nuts, I got extremely lucky to find the same year and model at a you-pull it, it was a body control module, the wipers, locks and interior lights stopped working . That said I love BMW’s

[@makindeoye]

Who's OG enough to remember his 745i...

[@HannibalACP82]

Makinde Oyewole those donuts sure worked out well...

[@805NAVE]

I remember his ML55, ES300 manual, his old turquoise S Class from the 80s. And so many others 😂

[@makindeoye]

@@805NAVE You're one of the real OGs

[@dru1d1]

@@805NAVE I remember all those cars. His old blue diesel S Class was probably the most beautiful example of the W126 I had ever seen. Wish he didn't sell it

[@wilforddsilva7250]

Tyler come on, really "MERCEDES 760 LI" 🤣😂

[@mv8141]

Still the best first thirty seconds of any video on KZbin. I still laugh like a mad man when the music transitions!! Oh my!!

[@JerzyBoy973]

Gray leather should depreciate a car by 50% automatically

[@805NAVE]

Kirk H 😂😂😂😂

[@chadhaire1711]

Those blue suede shoes he has been wearing for 2 years depreciated 99%..nasty guy.

[@JerzyBoy973]

chad haire super nasty!

[@DeadReckon]

"It's a BMW, it's ALWAYS bad!" Truer words...

[@saraleon97]

Dead Reckon **cries in 2008 550i**

[@Julq4]

**doesn't cry, has a good mechanic/teacher**

[@PresidentCamacho2024]

i love bmw's,. but i guess i'm the only one able to fix them,...

[@DeadReckon]

@@saraleon97 Don't worry, I'll help tow it off the road. I keep a tow strap in my '74 GMC for wayward cars stuck on Interstate 81 (Death road) here in Virginia.

[@decomanjoel]

Tyler, that’s one gorgeous auto! I can imagine how nice it’ll look once you have it detailed. You are the bomb!

[@curiouscrandall1]

They did make a good car. 1987 325i. The E30 was the last of the "old" BMWs, and so was properly made. Engine made like a brick outhouse, handling was excellent, needing no power steering. And the 2.5 straight 6 is a pearl of an engine, especially when mated to an aftermarket stainless exhaust system. Oh, and no stupid electronics!

[@Neil542]

Love the content with cars people can realistically afford to buy

[@dawicked2k8]

*nothin more expensive then a cheap German car*

[@illuminated2438]

Poverty mindset guarantees poverty

[@malyck]

Tyler: "Mercedes 760Li" 2:16 Me: HOL UP

[@valkyriesurvives5109]

He meant Mercedes RS760Li

[@OmnistarEast]

im more concerned about how he said "latest"

[@MissingLinkGTRS]

I think he’s not sleeping well :p

[@ethan_hsv62l]

Valkyrie Survives no he meant Mercedes RS760Li Quattro

[@hawaiianprestigecars8493]

HOL UP NIGGA FHE CAR WIZARD IS A FRAUD

[@linkinl979]

I can’t believe he actually said “I’m not working on that”. You’ve probably spent over $200K with him. I’d flip out lol

[@rickylahef7302]

The reason for a mechanic to decline the work is because thry know its a pain in the butt to work on and they are going to loose their shirt if they take it

[@mds2465]

Ricky Lahef that is absolutely true. As a matter of fact I personally know a lot of mechanics that when they get a car like that which is way over their head they will send it off to another shop that specializes in that car and fixes them all the time.

[@jacobbrashears]

I drive a 1988 750iL (also V12) and I would’ve been shocked if the Wizard said yes. I’ve called mechanics who specialize in BMW, they talk for minutes, then they ask model and year, and hang up without a word.

[@mds2465]

jacobbrashears yeah those V12 engines are not the easiest cars to work on that’s for sure. I’m surprised that the BMW specialists don’t wanna work on that one though. I’ve been told that a lot of Bimmers with the V12 engines share the same engine as a Rolls Royce Phantom and probably some other similar British made vehicles. Perhaps you might try somebody who specializes in British motors specifically the V12. That’s probably your best bet with that car. I wish you luck

[@ianchandley]

@@jacobbrashears I nearly bought a professionally stored ‘92 750il with 4,000 miles last year. The friend that bought it, sold it in about 9 months...... Looks like I dodged a bullet!

[@operating]

I just put on this video and got on my bike for a ride when I had to pull over because I was laughing so hard!!! I knew what was going on and I was just dying. Sure enough when I replayed the beginning, I knew it. I just knew it. Total congrats for an overwhelming laugh fest you gave me!!!

[@operating]

From the anchors away segment.

[@heincarpenter]

This is a 730i for now. I hope the other "30" will come back soon.

[@hansschweikert9153]

Here's the thing Hoovie: Whenever I call my mechanic about a car like this, he reminds me that, yes, you can buy a car like this for $4500, but you are STILL MAINTAINING A $130,000 CAR! And then he gives me a laundry list of how this particular car is known to fail and what each of those repair bills will look like. Stuff like "Engine needs to be dropped if the turbos fail". I love my mechanic because he talks me off of the BUT IT NOW button. He's probably saved not only my sanity but also my marriage. Disregard the Wizard at your own peril!

[@jb678901]

My mechanic is the same. He told me NOT to buy another Mini...stick to Honda or Toyota. Mini's are high maintenance so he really discouraged my purchasing a Mini Countryman JCW All 4 R60 to replace my Mini Clubman S R55. My only reply...Tom, you are in the car repair business...and I am a guaranteed customer!!!! Sorry, but I love driving my Mini's.

[@ikson555]

This engine has nö turbos,it's NA.

[@MatchboxGarage]

I think it could be missing all 4 wheels and still worth $4500 🔥🔥🔥

[@DaltonTk423]

Ive owned quite a few older BMW's, Mercedes and other vehicles in the past few years and the one that has been the most reliable has been my 1998 BMW Z3 with the 1.9l naturally aspirated inline 4 and 5 speed manual transmission. manual soft top and pretty much base model other than leather interior. its BMW's version of a Miata. its been super reliable and has 199,500 miles about to hit that 200,000 mile mark next week! Hoovie you should consider getting one!

[@jonb77]

The Car Ninja's garage is spectacularly immaculate. Very impressive indeed.

[@weighit]

Night and day difference in the two shops

[@gordonnorris4202]

I have a BMW for the last 4 years and has been the most reliable car I ever owned.

[@nature10879]

Same here, its a 550 v8. Maybe we are lucky

[@gordonnorris4202]

@@nature10879 Usually BMW drivers don't really take good care of their cars, plus for most of them their driving style is damaging.

[@flemishrager6996]

Both of mine were aswell I'm looking for a 3th one

[@nature10879]

@@gordonnorris4202 after 3rd owner, its total neglect

[@russianrick8403]

I have a hard time imagining that I won't make it past 200k miles on my 2007 X5 and I tow it's capacity pretty regularly. I love me that N52 engine.

[@billyshattered]

5:14 "And of course so the peasants don't see you in your... $4,500 car."

[@voicetube]

I have to say, I loved my 2002 BMW 330 CI that I bought in 2010 (used with a little over 100,000 miles on it) and sold it about 50,000 miles later last year (When the transmission gave up the ghost at about 166,000 miles). Until the transmission started failing, other than needing a water pump once, it was pretty reliable. And boy did it drive beautifully (I remember thinking that the old slogan "The ultimate driving machine" has veracity, to be sure).

[@noble3126b]

Probably the most appropriate use of "Anchors Aweigh" I've ever seen.

[@MBisFrenchy]

The 7 series when leftover can be 20-25% off and sub 1K leases and even below 1% MSRP leases with 0 cap cost reduction.

[@Brooklynraised68]

Its time for a change the wizard is expensive and overpriced

[@oldninjarider]

wizard - "It's a BMW, it's always bad!" Sounds like it's time for an intervention.

[@andytaylor1588]

@@Stackali ...and then the Car Ninja comes in and rescues him from the 'haters'...LOL!!!

[@walterthorne4819]

Dear Dr Hoovie,,,,,, the sickness started with the 74 2002. 45 years later: 3 well used when purchased 7 series including a turbo 6 cyl. 745i. All cost money to maintain.....all great driving cars!

[@Tajsingh0007]

Car ninja gives you so much respect lol always bring your germans to this guy 😁😁😁😁

[@ototanase4141]

He officially lost it lol

[@AudioMobil]

The Wizard is already digging another hole in his backyard...

[@operating]

The best first 26 seconds in KZbin history.