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@crenshaw70725 жыл бұрын
"Do you need to take my college money again?"
@shawnparadox92995 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@SuperAce6195 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@TheFinancialAdvocacyPodcast5 жыл бұрын
"Out of the mouth of babes."
@alexzanderestep83235 жыл бұрын
Love that college money
@Benzinilinguine5 жыл бұрын
@@SundarSrinivasHarish actually we're the ones paying for that account lmao, as long as he keeps making videos
@thecaptain74115 жыл бұрын
"Do you need to take my college money again?" Probably the first words the poor child learned.
@GREYHOUND18745 жыл бұрын
she is so cute and that was a great line to say....15 years later..she says i bought the cheapest house in the USA (complete with cars in garage) ..it was daddy's, he's bankrupt
@propheticvoice775 жыл бұрын
That was staged
@GREYHOUND18745 жыл бұрын
@@propheticvoice77 yeah, of course but it was funny cause she's so cute and it made us laugh
@wobblysauce5 жыл бұрын
+
@desmondbaxter24495 жыл бұрын
clickbait
@man_on_wheelz5 жыл бұрын
Better replace that Thanos pump before it snaps and eliminates half your drivetrain.
@chiefdenis5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂good one
@firellio0705 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@alejandrobetancourt26115 жыл бұрын
Woooow lmfao
@amaraizad72425 жыл бұрын
Underrated joke
@David-wl7qs5 жыл бұрын
Vanos?
@mjmcomputers5 жыл бұрын
No lights on and running great? Time to sell it ASAP.
@Sal125385 жыл бұрын
@Boulder Pathways 2007 530xi here. Can't get myself to sell it
@dertyherry3134 жыл бұрын
@Boulder Pathways Bmw Big gay
@Richard19764 жыл бұрын
Boulder Pathways even my alfa romeo mito does that 😂😂😂... no big deal.
@fatmeow70074 жыл бұрын
i often wonder what it would be like for my e60 530i to not have any warning lights.... wouldn’t that be heavenly
@esdrasdiaz71094 жыл бұрын
@Boulder Pathways my little interlagos blue 08 528 pulls in sport haha its awesome. no warning lights either !
@Glasseh5 жыл бұрын
9:15 that's actually the right way! Up is down, and down is up. Race cars have it this way because it works with you when you want to change gears during acceleration and braking!
@Wolvenfox5 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I've loved having it the right way around on all my Mazdas.
@Shushashir1115 жыл бұрын
I had a 2008 528i and it was the same
@andybosall5 жыл бұрын
It's the logical way
@raphaelbittner5 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@ecksray485 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I was surprised when he said he didn't like that
@herbiehusker18895 жыл бұрын
You should have bought an OEM BMW wire hanger. Using cheap no name wire hangers won't be as good of a repair.
@abeecee5 жыл бұрын
Herbie Husker available for the low price of $199.79 at your local BMW dealer
@AJMitchell7775 жыл бұрын
Haha clever, love it. 😂
@samlung27245 жыл бұрын
OEM from BMW is not any better lmfao
@emilgustafsson56945 жыл бұрын
@@samlung2724 r/wooosh
@SoniComi5 жыл бұрын
@@samlung2724 r/wooosh
@daniel556455 жыл бұрын
No. Upshift should ALWAYS be pull toward you. This is one of the very few cars that have that right.
@jannejcperme32385 жыл бұрын
True. Those M5s had robot to automaticly change the gears so thats the reason you feel like its like delay.
@car_lov3r5 жыл бұрын
That's weird. I don't care if it's the "right" way. The "wrong" way is much more intuitive in my opinion.
@alwaysinverted12245 жыл бұрын
@@car_lov3r it makes more sense to have it like this BMW has it. When accelerating, weight shifts back so it makes sense to pull towards you to upshift. Under braking, you're enetria is going forward, so pushing up makes sense to shift down a gear
@danked67315 жыл бұрын
Correct
@Sp3z5 жыл бұрын
Yes, it's easier to pull back under acceleration and vise versa under braking
@Hyena93245 жыл бұрын
E60 M5 = Glasscannon Car. Runs like hell but got more issues than my ex GF
@jediael99065 жыл бұрын
Sadly but still awesome
@-GA-MancsFinest4 жыл бұрын
your x girlfriend was a loose cannon tho j/k
@lrblueslowbro53024 жыл бұрын
Bmw is trash
@ronrichardson31033 жыл бұрын
I'm pleased I don't have one.you made my day. Now I love my cheap Audi tt .
@hugovandyk38453 жыл бұрын
@@ronrichardson3103 Cheap and Audi dont go together .......
@sHillChannel5 жыл бұрын
The shifter is not upside down. That is the correct way it should be. When you are speeding up, and upshifting it is more natural to pull the shifter back. Even more so, when decelerating and downshifting to push on the shifter. It is totally awkward the other way, if you are slowing and your weight is being pushed forward, to then pull back on the shifter, and pushing you even more forward.
@fargoholmes54425 жыл бұрын
sHillChannel In all fairness I’ve heard that before because in the early steptronic shifting bmws orientation was the way Hoovey thought it should be
@FishFind30005 жыл бұрын
Fargo Holmes yea, as I sit in my 2000 bmw 323 with the backwards forward + back for -. It’s a good thing that it’s not used in that mode.
@anidiotinaracingcar48745 жыл бұрын
Just like on an aircraft...
@cezarb40475 жыл бұрын
Every rally car, pneumatic gearbox car has push to down and pull to up..
@JustAnotherHo5 жыл бұрын
I ended up with a Mini automatic, and I was very please to know that BMW had kept the towards yourself as an up shift and away as a down shift. It was very helpful while taking it onto a dirt road.
@MylesHSG5 жыл бұрын
That kid will have nightmares about check engine lights for the rest of her life.
@EleganX6275 жыл бұрын
Lol
@JordanJank5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@AMG28ful5 жыл бұрын
Like everyone else ? Sure...
@M-t3ch5 жыл бұрын
Na she will give it to her dad to make a video out of.
@dexterjsullen5 жыл бұрын
Lol thats 90% of the population
@Tincho3264 жыл бұрын
9:59 every new bmw owner back in the 2000s
@LocoMan1234 жыл бұрын
Martin Schefer lmao
@cominator4 жыл бұрын
That sound is the clock chime, it sounds when the clock reaches a full hour like say from 8:59 to 9:00. I believe you can turn it off in the radio settings.
@StratoArticA3 жыл бұрын
@@cominator it might be the info chime that m-mode is going off to normal ride mode
@cominator3 жыл бұрын
@@StratoArticA could be but my non-m 330ci makes the same sound and doesn't have m-mode..
@StratoArticA3 жыл бұрын
@@cominator is it built in chime with bmw? Where i live (finland) the radio station makes chime only if its on
@18000rpm5 жыл бұрын
Think about the weight transfer during acceleration and braking and you'll realize push forward to downshift and pull backward to upshift is the correct way.
@snotface85 жыл бұрын
Idk I disagree why its that way. I feel like it mimics the pull from 1st to second gear shifter. Other than that I feel like it is wrong. My audi, on the infotainment system the knob moves the opposite direction for down, and that seems like a mistake.
@jaesindnb61975 жыл бұрын
I agree! Forward is downshift, backward is upshift. It’s a natural feeling
@18000rpm5 жыл бұрын
@@snotface8 if you've ever driven on a track before you'd know that under hard braking your body is pushed forward and pushing the shifter to downshift is much easier. Same when you're in full acceleration your body is pushed back in the seat so pulling the shifter to upshift is much more natural. Every race car with a sequential shifter works this way.
@cobbfutbol625 жыл бұрын
They changed this with the e90 models, I had an e46 that I took to the dealership and they gave me a loaner e90 and didn't tell me it was different shift pattern... I downshifted in traffic and almost rammed the car in front of me lol
@verliebt34655 жыл бұрын
hard to believe since when you downshift your foot is on the brake or off the gas anyway.
@HooviesGarage5 жыл бұрын
Add "Can't do Burnouts" to the growing list of SMG fails.
@schmitty695 жыл бұрын
"Do you need to take my college money again?" 😂😂
@s0y_s0y265 жыл бұрын
Hoovies Garage someone is selling an s55 for 4K cad lemme know if u want the link
@XxIBRAHIMxX115 жыл бұрын
Listen sell this peace of shit and buy an E39 less headache only cup-holders issue or buy better than these too buy the cheapest 03-04 Cobra 🐍!!
@parker97boy5 жыл бұрын
ls manual transmission swap?
@d2factotum5 жыл бұрын
Why are they fitting those gearboxes to such an expensive car? I thought the whole point of them was to provide a cheap automatic option for cars too small and cheap for a regular automatic or double-clutch to make sense!
@Hope4NewDay15 жыл бұрын
*1 Month Later* Tavarish: I bought the cheapest "SORTED" M5 in the USA!
@Ecoplasm5 жыл бұрын
3 months after that VINwiki used it for a gum ball rally in the under $5,000 class
@cheekyguy155 жыл бұрын
6 Months later on Dough's Channel "How the M5 is the most underrated Car Ever"
@ImCeatra5 жыл бұрын
2 months later on Samcrac: "I bought a wrecked BMW M5 really cheap at a salvage auction"
@pulsiui40035 жыл бұрын
One month later on Scotty's show off sunday, "Here's why this sporty celica is better than a BMW M5."
@1820AL5 жыл бұрын
I love you guys 😂😂😂
@JackPecker9115 жыл бұрын
It still blows my mind that when people start these expensive fancy engines, they instantly proceed to rev the shit out of them, when all the oil and other fluids are still cold.
@muumuumu5 жыл бұрын
most people have no idea about oil temps and shit
@AdamG19834 жыл бұрын
He seems the type to just want to "Fast and Furious" every damn time he drives, and is shocked when the car destorys itself
@dussemccussay39954 жыл бұрын
He was on open road so im pretty sure it was warm. Bmw cars show on the rpm gauge how much you can rev your engine depending on the temp
@JackPecker9114 жыл бұрын
@@dussemccussay3995 Well then it's an even bigger surprise why BMW's end up in the repair shop with crank main bearing wear and failures. Maybe that feature isn't working quite as well as it should?
@dussemccussay39954 жыл бұрын
@@JackPecker911 yea the car might be smart but the drivers, cant speak too much for them 😂
@thomasautengruber83694 жыл бұрын
9:55 for anyone wondering about the peeping. It‘s a dumb setting that makes the car alert you every full hour.
@JaydenAdams4 жыл бұрын
i have been wondering this for actual months
@edwinator464 жыл бұрын
Thats to remind u to turn the radio on for news. Mine '89 E32 does that (u can turn it off) It beeps a few seconds before full hour so u have time to switch to desired radio station to listen to the news.
@user-gj8ty1so2p Жыл бұрын
This happens in my car and I never knew why, wow that's such a relief.
@MrChampion10025 жыл бұрын
LOL that was hilarious!! She said “do you need to take my college money again?” 😂😂
@bennybop53875 жыл бұрын
That was gold
@ssj4david5 жыл бұрын
Omg.... Absolutely golden.... She's gonna go places when she gets older
@AqwBroders5 жыл бұрын
@@ssj4david but not college.
@ironymatt5 жыл бұрын
Where'd she'd acquire such savagery? Not from daddy that's for sure! Oh well, at least she's not too bent out of shape about the fate of her college funds.
@tmanepic5 жыл бұрын
Every time she makes an appearance she steals the show 😍
@joakimquensel5975 жыл бұрын
Impressive to see how BMW allready back then had introduced the ambient interior lighting feature. But not as configurable as in today's cars, the "check engine" theme was the only available option. Came as standard on the M5 though.
@zamomix5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@btl42205 жыл бұрын
impressive ?!? ambient lighting yet the hyped V10 is an unreliable POS
@joakimquensel5975 жыл бұрын
BMW was also in the very forefront when it comes to IT security. In fact, the first generation i-drive system is so inaccessible that CIA, up to this day, still use the software to store highly classified information deep down in the menus.
@talkditingsdem57995 жыл бұрын
@@joakimquensel597 BMW is also in the forefront of POS engines and brittle transmissions. The e39 m5 is a far better car.
@joakimquensel5975 жыл бұрын
@@talkditingsdem5799 Yes, it is true that the M5 V10 engine used the latest and most advanced version of the BMW POS technology. That's why the BMW engineers developed and fitted the (V)ANUS-system. ☝️🙄
@richwvu5 жыл бұрын
As a 4 year E60 M5 owner... Uff. This car should've gone to a specialist in the first place. Swapping the entire transmission out and throwing parts at the car without even scanning it using ISTA is just asking for more trouble. All of the complaints about the SMG are valid if old, and anyone who drives one more than a week will get the hang of the gearbox. It's still a weak point, but to say it makes it undrivable is dramatic. $5k for bearings and vanos refurb is about $2k high, and you're still having it done by someone who admittedly doesn't know the car very well. As great as the wizard is, these things are so friggin finicky, I don't think I'd have him tearing into the bottom end.
@MichaelJames-lz7ni5 жыл бұрын
Hoovie cannot be convinced that anyone other-than Wizard can/should work on his cars. Funny, the only one that runs right is the McLaren (which requires dealership service for any warranty work).
@richwvu5 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelJames-lz7ni he seems to be a pretty good general mechanic honestly, but specialists do exist for a reason.
@joakimquensel5975 жыл бұрын
Do you really think he would have spent less money if he'd let a BMW specialist do all the work?
@richwvu5 жыл бұрын
@@joakimquensel597 Without having my hands on the car I can give you a 100% confident "maybe?" A lot of the SMG problems are now being traced to frayed wires and worn out $14 relays. The first summer I had my car it started having trans issues, the first diagnosis I got from my usual mechanic was that it needed a clutch, p plate, flywheel and related hardware, some $4,500 all in. Took it for a 2nd opinion and it was just the slave cylinder. (still a $1500 job at shop rates because you have to drop the gearbox and bellhousing) More importantly, the car would've been fixed properly. No bent tooth on the flywheel, and no used totally unknown transmission and related bits.
@joeb79755 жыл бұрын
i agree...i have an 05' maserati QP with duoselect and once you learn to blip the throttle correctly the gearbox becomes a lot less of an issue
@H0tDawgWater911 Жыл бұрын
Shoutout to hoovie. My man is fuckin consistent as hell, producing hundreds of hours of interesting content thats well made. Well played hoovie
@m00nraker45455 жыл бұрын
Techs like that bmw dude are worth their weight in gold. Too bad the dealerships rarely compensate them appropriately
@joshuadoliveiro5 жыл бұрын
m00nraker4545 well he DOES daily an E60 M5 though...
@DrinkWhiskeyRaiseHell5 жыл бұрын
Some of those mechanics average $35+ per labor hour.
@LaSouthernGemini5 жыл бұрын
I agree with you. I worked at a privately owned VW restoration place in New Orleans and I learned a lot working on the same models and years. The dealerships that train consistently to a proficient and diligent mechanic can create some knowledgeable techs. We knew about the older model fine points and the techs at the dealerships were schooled in the brand new stuff.
@98triffid5 жыл бұрын
Indeed, cars have gotten massively more complex, you need way more tools to work on them, and rates (to the mechanic) are unchanged.
@FEGTTTSDH5 жыл бұрын
That is one of the biggest fails today, probably the car is good, but dealerships are crap... and well the results is obvious
@MrMwmussel15 жыл бұрын
“Do you need to take my college money again”, she knows her dad and his car. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@awesomeferret5 жыл бұрын
And the script.
@Veikra5 жыл бұрын
sounds lightly entitled. But good on you if you become wealthy enough to pay you child tuition ! Remember kids, you arent responsible for what you're both with, so stop hating
@tim310005 жыл бұрын
Still one of the best looking sedans ever designed!
@BigBossIvan5 жыл бұрын
5 grand for an oil pump... Yup, that’s a BMW. Almost 75% of them are just leased.
@jediael99065 жыл бұрын
Really 🤔
@BigBossIvan5 жыл бұрын
Jediael www.edmunds.com/car-reviews/top-10/8-most-leased-cars-over-50000.html BMW reliability... 🤢
@albertko15 жыл бұрын
Actually, forward being downshift and back as upshift is pretty much the way it normally works.
@sampsonite245 жыл бұрын
yeah i was just about to say isnt that how it should be? pull towards you to upshift and push away to downshit
@SympathyRS5 жыл бұрын
race transmissions have it this way as well, so forward being upshift and backwards being downshift is wrong
@oskar2806995 жыл бұрын
My mom has an Hyundai ix30 and it’s up for up shift and down for down shift, it just feels so wrong.
@joakimquensel5975 жыл бұрын
@@SympathyRS References to race cars are not really relevant for a car so fragile only an idiot would use it on a race track! 🙄
@SympathyRS5 жыл бұрын
Joakim Quensel it was designed for performance, the technology didn’t really age that well though
@neilbaldacchino35245 жыл бұрын
It's normal for sequential gearboxes to move the shifter down to upshift. I know from rallying.
@343_GuiltySpark5 жыл бұрын
Or from any sequential gearbox ever, really.
@neilbaldacchino35245 жыл бұрын
@@343_GuiltySpark True. I just wanted to bring up a common example.
@thrustvectoring81205 жыл бұрын
And thats how it should be. Because when you need to upshift, you are accelerating, being pushed back, so it is logical to go with the flow of movement and pull on the shifter to upshift, trying to fight the acceleration to upshift makes absolutely no sense and makes the car harder to control. And vice versa, if you are downshifting, you are probably decelerating, so you are thrown forwards.
@LaSouthernGemini5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for taking the time to type that all into your response. My thoughts exactly and you explained it well.
@thrustvectoring81205 жыл бұрын
@Tom Yeah, don't make me start on how much I downshift instead of upshifting when I get to drive those cars(thankfully, I have a manual in my car) because it just feels wrong.
@chriserz945 жыл бұрын
You can tell the tech loves those cars and their V10 the way he's grinning while modulating the throttle!Passion right there!
@PazLeBon5 жыл бұрын
I genuinely have gone back to pre 1999 bimmers, when they actually worked
@TheSpeedfreak6655 жыл бұрын
Had Z3 that was 1997 and was junk. So go back even more...
@ManOfAttitudeLP19985 жыл бұрын
@@TheSpeedfreak665 z3 is ugly and sucks but E36 is fine
@kylerwinters5 жыл бұрын
@Martin Jansen you don't even need to buy a scanner. You can download all the BMW software for free
@prestonc34374 жыл бұрын
Slim Shady noo i had a e36 325i and had something new wrong basically every month
@lrblueslowbro53024 жыл бұрын
Bmw is just garbage
@Judd5115 жыл бұрын
Push forward to downshift and back to upshift is the way it should be- you're going with the G forces instead of fighting them.
@jameshite48205 жыл бұрын
Hoovies inner thoughts 💭 “What college money??”
@gazzafloss5 жыл бұрын
Interesting simple cure to a complex problem, it just goes to show, experience is gold when diagnosing mechanical issues. Spanner heads rule!
@thatflywelshguy96624 жыл бұрын
"do you need to take my college money again?" Jokes on you kid, it's already gone!
@JBsC65 жыл бұрын
No warning lights on sell that bmw m5 fast!
@xXHaMaD09Xx5 жыл бұрын
LOL good advice
@me33335 жыл бұрын
Two things scare me, an English car that doesn't leak oil and a BMW M5 with no warning lights on
@me33335 жыл бұрын
I guess to be honest M5's scare me no matter what
@anthonyk5 жыл бұрын
Then buy a BMW E39 M5
@nmg9975 жыл бұрын
anthonyk E34*
@spazda_mx55 жыл бұрын
"The worst transmission I have ever encountered" Try a first generation Smart ForTwo. Also, pulling back on the gear lever to change up is correct.
@usernamealreadytaken7705 жыл бұрын
Or the Ford Powershift in the Focus and Fiesta
@potatochobit5 жыл бұрын
it's correct in automatics built for girls, kid. don't drive your mom's lexus.
@KristianS805 жыл бұрын
"Also, pulling back on the gear lever to change up is correct." Couldn't agree more!
@wobblysauce5 жыл бұрын
At least with some, you could just flip the wires on the controls and have it back like normal.
@stekarenhd69115 жыл бұрын
It makes much more sence to pull back the gear stick if you wanna change up. The g-force while accelerating makes it more comfortable to flick it back and the g-force while breaking throws your body forward just like you will throw the gear stick forward to down shift. It is the ultimate setup.
@mfendley5 жыл бұрын
The pull for change up and push for down makes perfect sense - think about which direction you are pushed/pulled under acceleration/deceleration - keep pulling back to change as you're pushed back to go faster, keep pushing forward to change down as you're pushed forward in the seat. Same in any rally/touring car.
@Julian-do7bv5 жыл бұрын
I just love the looks of the m5 and those wheels are prefect
@FastEditDemon115 жыл бұрын
Always M mode and you really gotta flash it to the EURO SMG version.
@teamdrivealot84415 жыл бұрын
Just like m6 have it on sport smg likes it more same with the smg on E46 m3 :) well atleast here i sweden :D
@FastEditDemon115 жыл бұрын
@@teamdrivealot8441 in the USA they have their own version of SMG software. Which is max 1500 rpm launch control and rougher shifts. The Euro version improves shifting and does 4k rpm launch control. It really improves the overall feel of it imo. Not sure about the E46, but just flashing to the different software version helps alot.
@teamdrivealot84415 жыл бұрын
@@FastEditDemon11 wow thats sucks that they did that. I hope everyone update there systems so they can really have fun :D
@FastEditDemon115 жыл бұрын
@@teamdrivealot8441 I agree. Even stock when you are in M mode at 6th shift level... it should still snap your neck. Think hoovies m5 is about to blow the SMG pump.
@djpizdetz5 жыл бұрын
M6 here UPDATE YOUR SMG SOFTWARE TO EURO
@GillK955 жыл бұрын
The beeping noise you heard is the "clock memo". It makes the beep every hour (ex. 11:00 am then 12:00pm). You can turn it off in the settings.
@myeclecticself5 жыл бұрын
Why?
@sondreschjnhaug3165 жыл бұрын
@@myeclecticself why not?
@jasona15995 жыл бұрын
Got em!
@xavierramirez3305 жыл бұрын
i actually love this feature its really useful to me
@GillK955 жыл бұрын
@@xavierramirez330 i like it too! Nice little reminder
@MassiveTrackHunter5 жыл бұрын
Had a chance to get an 06 just like it for $8k. Needed a vanos solenoid and ran rough, and likely would have needed more. So glad I walked on that one. Kids college fund intact for now. :-)
@alstound5 жыл бұрын
With dual-clutch/SMG transmissions, we’ve been told the clutches wear out slower in the most aggressive mode, with the roughest and quickest shifts. This is because there’s little to no clutch slippage, as compared to normal mode where they have to be slipped to make gear changes smoother.
@jebotelenny98635 жыл бұрын
Shifting does make sense since when you are accelerating inertia pulls you back, and when you brake it pulls you forward.
@zoranmajdov80145 жыл бұрын
Priča gluposti Hoovie
@topher96715 жыл бұрын
Came here to say this lol, almost every sequential transmission works like that
@ScaryMetalGuy5 жыл бұрын
It makes perfect sense, but all VW cars have it reversed. Cant understand why.
@WelcomeToTheMadness5 жыл бұрын
Onwards peasant, you heard the young lady!
@BryceLovesTech5 жыл бұрын
Welcome To The Madness that is funny
@liamjames95 жыл бұрын
Pulling back for the upshift is actually the correct setup. makes more sense because as you accelerate the G forces are pulling you back and vice versa. That's the way racing sequentials are setup.
@MinecraftRedston10005 жыл бұрын
Down to upshift is 100% correct. You'll generally upshift more, and pulling down is more of a natural motion.
@portsaintluciepressurewash48395 жыл бұрын
She's stealing the show, so cute! Get rid of that thing, she wants to go to college 😁
@homer234220005 жыл бұрын
Tyler's wealthy, he's already got tens of thousands of $$ in an account for her college tuition already, and she's still in a car seat!
@aaronlopez35855 жыл бұрын
homer23422000 /and charging Daddy 34% compounded weekly interest, the little loan 🦈 princess knows economics to.
@cavemanvi5 жыл бұрын
get rid of the kid? or the car?
@johnjones1997bih5 жыл бұрын
cavemanvi both
@cristicristi26685 жыл бұрын
brainwashed
@jonbly5 жыл бұрын
"Do not release clutch slowly" ... interesting message, given the lack of a clutch pedal! Crank the shift speed up to 5 and use the paddles. The clutch is a consumable.
@salimsirieh5 жыл бұрын
9:20 finally a car that has a proper way of shifting and he is compaining 🤣 the reason for that is when you are heavily breaking, it is easier for you to downshift in the forward direction
@danielguadian27163 жыл бұрын
Hoovie, BMW's are not going to drive you crazy or make you question your sanity, but that little Hoovette of yours certainly will. She is already way too smart for her years. LOL. Between you, your wife & the Wizards your going to have a philosopher/comedian you knows cars & mechanics. Good Luck!!! I can hardly wait for all the laughs....
@muhv86035 жыл бұрын
"I may have a hard time selling it." ..... I kinda want it. Won't lie.
@neallandis5 жыл бұрын
Muh V8 yeah, I’d buy it lol
@clayphillips32355 жыл бұрын
Coat hangers can fix a lot of problems...
@Fanta....5 жыл бұрын
Im always getting babby stuck on mine
@Porsche996driver5 жыл бұрын
Ouch. You must be in Kansas too lol.
@MacDaddyC7Z065 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha damn
@earnestbunbury21035 жыл бұрын
"Wins the internet" by misspelling baby ...
@ano0213a5 жыл бұрын
How many people typed a reply to this then decided not to send it 🤣
@ukraninboy5 жыл бұрын
I own 2 e60 M5 both 2008 no issues put 30k miles on both drive them super hard too. Love them
@ukraninboy5 жыл бұрын
@Will Pwr 2 destroy the gr8test BS in History that's awesome, good to know. I love E60 drove F10 It was nice but e60 the sound, gear changes just sets it apart
@nature108795 жыл бұрын
I used to reside in wichita. Now at kc and i can tell you, that bmw mechanic is a genius. I have always owned bmws and fords. What i have noticed, a not so good mechanic would fix my car and right away i have a new issue. Which usually is related to the new fix. Funny z cc isn't it? Thats why am always careful who touches my car.
@-wd40-665 жыл бұрын
I owned an E34 M5 for almost a decade. I drove it like I stole it everyday and had zero mechanical issues. The good old days when M’s were bullet proof.
@barrygoldwasser54495 жыл бұрын
"the good old days when BMWs were bulletproof"..? LMAO! Good one, pal. You made us laugh
@earnestbunbury21035 жыл бұрын
"There's only one King and that's our Lord Jesus Christ" ~ Elvis Presley
@ringlol5 жыл бұрын
@@barrygoldwasser5449 Really? Benz's and BMW's from 70-80's are probably the most reliable cars ever built
@barrygoldwasser54495 жыл бұрын
@@ringlol Compared to what? Lol
@johnpeohrammed5 жыл бұрын
@@barrygoldwasser5449 take care of any bmw before 01 are bulletproof. If not, u doing something wrong.
@expectthabest9515 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 at, “Do you need to take my College Money Again”....... 😂🤦♂️
@aaronlopez35855 жыл бұрын
EXPECT THABEST/ the princess just changed her lending policy for Daddy to 34 percent compounded weekly loan🦈kid's today what will think of next.
@RomainSandt5 жыл бұрын
9:20 it's the correct way ! When you accelerate and need to upshift you're pushed back, when you brake you're pushed forward, so easier to downshift.
@NovapartsLLC5 жыл бұрын
Great garage, cant wait to see what you stuff in it. The M5 is definitely temperamental, had an 06 awhile back and found that the bushings would wear in the lower control arms, throttle actuators go, and vanos high pressure line would need replacement in early 06/07 models. Picked up another 06 - project car needed motor and did the same preventive maintenance w used motor - rod bearings, bigger oil squirters for pistons, new throttle actuators, new clutch, cooling hoses, monoballs in lower arms, bmc filters w stock air boxes. These cars have hit rock bottom, so if you have dealt w those big tkt items - clutch and bearings, you should be fine. BTW - these are great track cars and really shine in M mode on a big track to stretch its legs. Also use 0w40 Mobil 1 oil and will switch to the 10w60 on the track. Maybe get another one in a different color :)
@FishFind30005 жыл бұрын
Btw the lowest shift setting for for snow and shit weather.
@xxxDaMIeNxxx6665 жыл бұрын
and apparently for regular driving as well.....LOL!!!!
@ScaniaVabis5805 жыл бұрын
My absolute favourite car... I like the sound of the e60 especially when fitted with an Eisenmann race exhaust! It's probably one of the best looking saloon cars... Ever!
@pbenzdaillest5 жыл бұрын
M E says no one ever
@michu67775 жыл бұрын
Especially this color! And with the beautiful factory wheels, aftermarket wheels ruin the look of these cars
@ScaniaVabis5805 жыл бұрын
@@michu6777 👍totally agree, it looks great as is, colour included.
@carsociety7055 жыл бұрын
At the same time not for everyone.. Clearly not for this guy!
@carsociety7055 жыл бұрын
At the same time not for everyone.. Clearly not for this guy!
@MichaelMavashev5 жыл бұрын
I own an E60 545i M-sport. The beeping is the hourly notification. Every hour at the end of XX:59, it will beep to notify you that an hour has elapsed. You can turn this off easily in settings. I have mine enabled just to keep me aware of the time I’m spending on the highway haha, however if you’re selling your car or have passengers it will alarm them every time 😂😂
@vcolinc5 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I thought it sounded like the time pips they used to do before the news on the radio.
@user-li8sx4yj4s4 жыл бұрын
Michael Mavashev it’s like it’s waiting for you to buy an E55
@gamby16a5 жыл бұрын
Looks gorgeous all polished up like that. Those rod bearings are a ticking time bomb in the meantime tho...
@rosenyordanov74055 жыл бұрын
That beep you hear is the time when it reaches full hour. Ex. 1:00 or 2:00 o'clock
@DannysGarage5 жыл бұрын
If your BMW mechanic doesn't daily drive a BMW, I wouldn't trust them. I'm a BMW mechanic and I only drive BMW's.
@mollywapyo5 жыл бұрын
Biggest European junk ever made
@mollywapyo5 жыл бұрын
S. T ? Did I tell a lie ?
@mollywapyo5 жыл бұрын
S. T which lies ? The vanos pump , massive oil leaks , constant sensors failures had a few bmw’s in my early days as a Acura tech there’s not many that can drive like an M5 or 540I 6 speed but are not reliable those from the 2000 eras all all junk that’s a fact .
@mollywapyo5 жыл бұрын
S. T hey it’s not just an internet panic thing... can’t speak for the Diesel engines models , but the gasoline ones for years have all had disastrous problems most people are aware of this they don’t need the internet for this info but they’re so nice to look at and drive people like me buy them > and until my third one wouldn’t stop leaking oil and how can I Forget cluster aka dashboard lights up like a Christmas 🎄more often than a Christmas holiday .
@southernbrew42525 жыл бұрын
Your job is definitely secured.
@Jamasterev5 жыл бұрын
Minor note: the Hall Effect is in the crank position sensor. The part on the flywheel which was bent is the tone ring that the Hall Effect detects.
@mtzkid2615 жыл бұрын
"Im terrified to drive this thing" lol
@alhdgysz4 жыл бұрын
Not because it is dangerous...
@79thump85 жыл бұрын
I think I just watched a 15 minute trailer for the Never Ending Story 4.
@djgcue5 жыл бұрын
LOL, taking the kid's college money @ 0:37
@detective37285 жыл бұрын
No shit.... Idiot
@jaredritchie60465 жыл бұрын
@@detective3728 rude
@cobolt135 жыл бұрын
djgcue he told her to say it in the edit to add humour you clot
@djgcue5 жыл бұрын
@@cobolt13 ه Take the tampons out your ass, no shit it was humor, hence the LOL
@ZEROMT025 жыл бұрын
Christian mrclep you are really stupid aren’t you 😂
@screamingbag89405 жыл бұрын
that beping was the clock telling you its a new hour
@davidrobertson63714 жыл бұрын
The engine on that sounds amazing!!!
@pussygalore59475 жыл бұрын
Some BMW's clocks can be set to BEEP on the hour....that's what my '94 sounds like. You can turn it off if desired.
@computiNATEor5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, my E39 does it. Why? I don't know. Dumb feature; all it ever does is scare me.
@okami32715 жыл бұрын
It's a beep that occurs 15 seconds before the top of the hour. I have a '95 540i that does this as well. The purpose is to remind the driver to check the radio for current weather reports to be aware of driving conditions.
@computiNATEor5 жыл бұрын
@@okami3271 Neat, good to know. My local radio station does traffic and weather every 10 minutes, and in southern California, there is hardly anything to say except, weather's nice, traffic sucks. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Killsnapz5 жыл бұрын
My 2005 E46 still startles me when it lets out a very loud beep when you take it out in the winter and the outside temp sensor hits 37. It has a warning beep for possible ice conditions. Had it since new and still makes me look down to check for light every time! Best BMW ever made. Coming up on 15 years old and a total of three parts have failed. The washer pump motor a steering angle sensor for the trac/ABS and the oil filter housing was replaced due to oil seepage. A pretty good record for a car that had a 52,000 dollar price tag.
@chrisdale96005 жыл бұрын
OOOH, yea my 04 545i does that too. Scared the shit out of me the first time i heard it.
@buckcannon75155 жыл бұрын
Give me liberty or give me a BMW M5. 😂😂😂😂
@datsun100a35 жыл бұрын
Buck Cannons
@bjornrosenzweig85354 жыл бұрын
The shifter in performance cars is always up when pulling towards you, because youre using the G-Force you create while accelerating to push the arm backwards. Same goes for heavy braking.
@zxrcanada5 жыл бұрын
Great video! Love to watch and hear about that model year M5!
@thomasknight77345 жыл бұрын
Try a Maserati quatraporte .it's transmission is probably worse
@BeePee15035 жыл бұрын
Thomas Knight i had the 2009 QP S and the shifts were acceptable. After installing the Formula Dynamics EMS chip, the shifts were very quick especially in sport mode.
@phillipleeds2965 жыл бұрын
Thomas Knight Maserati engineers were on holiday in Australia and rented a Ford Falcon with the 6 speed ZF automatic transmission. They were so impressed with how it drove they made the transmission an option in later models.
@strongsecurity77475 жыл бұрын
Maserati is a horrible car !!!
@Jelmerize5 жыл бұрын
Phillip Leeds Is this actually true ? 😂
@phillipleeds2965 жыл бұрын
Jelmerize Yes, it is. Local motoring press reported it at the time. We had those Falcons on our work fleet and they drove beautifully.
@chrisogrady285 жыл бұрын
Complaining about the sequential shifter working the correct way is discrediting you a fair bit hoovie XD
@eedesign8785 жыл бұрын
Hoovie sucks. He is a whining pussy.
@carsociety7055 жыл бұрын
A lot!
@jose77777777777777775 жыл бұрын
To be fair Hoovie is not much of a sportscar guy.
@DreamCarsPro5 жыл бұрын
Dreams Come True! Great video!
@simplecarblog56635 жыл бұрын
Hoovie buy and AMG from the same era. E63 or E55..
@Si1983h5 жыл бұрын
Haha, hoovie’s daughter already has his humour!🤣
@leonardmarinacci43035 жыл бұрын
Shifting manually with the lever is backward because of formula one, that how the shifter works in those cars. Its like that in all BMW's
@TheOriginalGayman5 жыл бұрын
Yes. Because it's much more natural/fluent that way.
@chazzftw93135 жыл бұрын
The beeping at 10:00 is the hourly reminder. I have it on mine. It beeps every hour and you can turn it off in the idrive time and date settings.
@jzucchetto5 жыл бұрын
A couple of things: moving the shifter up to shift down gear makes sense because when you are on hard breaking the G forces pushes you forward. Same thing for shifting gears up on hard acceleration. Second, to do a burnout you turn traction control off and floor it, it will rev to redline and drop the couch hard for you and then you get on the brakes. That's about a fraction of a second there.
@robbob80505 жыл бұрын
Every time I get the urge to buy a BMW I will watch this.
@DonPablo20115 жыл бұрын
Yep. He's put me off the marque! Not to mention reading forums.
@user-zm7de9fc9x5 жыл бұрын
Rob Bob buy an Audi instead, you save money, you get looks cause they look better, and they are more reliable.
@TempoMontages5 жыл бұрын
@@user-zm7de9fc9x still unreliable because VW. every vw ive ever seen has a million check engine lights and has shifts like shit
@robbob80505 жыл бұрын
@@user-zm7de9fc9x lol that was a good one ,I'm guessing you don't own an Audi.
@LA-st6dq5 жыл бұрын
Just get an F Series BMW (2016 up) or the G Series now. F-Generation has no problems.
@blackericdenice5 жыл бұрын
You did not have to replace all 10 coils at 100k miles. People also think they have to replace brake sensors when they replace the pads. Driving in M-mode will not burn up the clutch if the clutch is not slipping.
@aussie2uGA5 жыл бұрын
Actually you DO have to replace the brake sensor when replacing pads, even if it hasn't touched the rotor! Why? The BMW computer measured the resistance of that wire and identified it. If you do a brake reset and don't change the resistance (install new wire), the computer will soon revert back to "pads due soon". There is a trick though, if you were adamant about not switching wire - you can cut it shorter or lengthen it, anything to change the resistance value and get the computer to recognize it as a new wire.
@blackericdenice5 жыл бұрын
@@aussie2uGA Whoever told you that, lied to you. It's not even a sensor. It's just a single wire that grounds when the pads wear down. You would know this if you ever worked on a BMW. Don't try and say you have done a brake job. Upload a video.
@evanupshur5 жыл бұрын
You've come so far. I think everybody wants to see you to finish this project. If you put a manual gear box in this car, it would truly be a timeless machine. Think about all of the people that have already given up on this car. If you could just push a little further, you will not only enhance this cars performance, but its rarity as well! The best of luck,
@popcorneatingcat5 жыл бұрын
Shifting back to up change and forward to down change is absolutely the correct layout for a sequential box.
@galil_68635 жыл бұрын
"You need to take my college money again?" Best part 😂😂😂
@MatchboxGarage5 жыл бұрын
What a sweet daughter you have just offering her college money again whenever you break another car
@KnightIndustries5725 жыл бұрын
Broken exotic & Luxury cars = many many youtube views = $$ revenue for Tyler. It's entertainment (as the mystique of these cars are revealed - ie. there is NONE) and provides an important lesson for normal folk considering one of the Big Money Wasters.
@LBSNor12345 жыл бұрын
Great video! Love your garage!
@Whatever4935 жыл бұрын
Kids hilarious. Great video. I remember driving an E46 M3 SMG we had when I worked at a Honda dealer. I took it out and was shocked at how bad the transmission was.
@herbienbrian25 жыл бұрын
Your kid talks like you, and looks like you bro it's so funny, it's giving me that Dr. Evil/Mini me thing. I'm dying over here
@dieseljett15 жыл бұрын
The direction the shifter works is NOT backwards! That is the proper way. Pull towards you to shift up, and forward to downshift. Look at any race/rally car with a stick operated sequential transmission.
@xavierramirez3305 жыл бұрын
he is just not a true driver
@r8228c4 жыл бұрын
You can resett the SMG. Fyi, its in the manual. It helps alot and is a quick fix.
@stekarenhd69115 жыл бұрын
Please keep this car, it is so beautiful and especially in this colour!
@jameswillard15 жыл бұрын
Were you seriously trying to do a brake torque with a single clutch gearbox Hoovie?? 🤔🤦🏻♂️😂
@DiscoFang5 жыл бұрын
jameswillard1 You can't do it with a dual clutch either. It's a torque converter thing. I am amazed at the number of YT channel car reviewers that have no clue about this. Even Savagegeese who comes across as a technical guy did it.
@carsociety7055 жыл бұрын
Literally! I just can't stand people who don't care about a car brand and buy it just to make it look bad. Thats a good example here the previous owner was clearly not BMW guy and didn't take well care of the car, and now hoovie bought it without knowing a danm about it, and now he is talking butter about. I'm not a amg guy I stay away from it I don't critic all I know all cars have problems....
@jameswillard15 жыл бұрын
Cassette Walkman yeah, Hoovie is always boasting about what an idiot he is and now I’m starting to believe he really is to literally have no idea of what was going on with the mechanics of the car and how this would never work as the automated clutch of a sequential gearbox doesn’t fully disengage until the wheels are fully moving. So basically unless he was just trying to destroy the clutch I’m not sure what he was hoping was going to happen. It’s literally no different than if he went to a steep incline and then proceeded to hold the car with a light throttle before the clutch disengagement point. This has always been the Achilles heel of these transmissions and I have literally witnessed transport drivers ruin clutches on sequential gearbox cars by loading them on steep carries and creeping up slowly to the point that the clutch lining basically starts melting 🤦🏻♂️
@dilligaf02205 жыл бұрын
The low bidder on your garage floor gave you exactly the job you paid him for. Gotta love the standing water flowing back towards...a wall. Still not to late to correct that, does the Car Wizard work in cement?
@jorgyr365 жыл бұрын
I hope the wind was pushing the water back.. Looks like a lake in there!
@JakeDrives15 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the concrete was there before the roof was there.. so that's rainwater accumulation. I would've installed a floor drain so I could wash my cars in there...
@earnestbunbury21035 жыл бұрын
This channel reminds me of "An Idiot Abroad" without Ricky Gervais or the scenery ...
@Cooperdonny3255 жыл бұрын
Glad to see it finished now :)
@matthewspadoni90174 жыл бұрын
“Do you need to take my college money again” and that’s how you know you’re a true car guy LMAO
@JandCfilms15 жыл бұрын
Maybe you should do an LS and manual transmission swap. It'll be the most reliable BMW ever. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
@MeDicen_Rocha5 жыл бұрын
Why swap out a V10 for a fucking LS? Just buy a Corvette ffs. I do back the idea of a manual swap thought.
@YTIndymann995 жыл бұрын
@@MeDicen_Rocha your Corvette has 4 seats?
@MeDicen_Rocha5 жыл бұрын
@@YTIndymann99 Have you heard about the Chevy SS?
@jradish5 жыл бұрын
@footballcoreano not only are you wrong, everything you said is completely unrelated to what anyone was saying
@jradish5 жыл бұрын
@@MeDicen_Rocha why swap out a v10 for an ls? The op answered your question already: reliability with the plus side of power and sound. This engine will grenade itself eventually and an ls will last a eternity, make more power for less money, and not sound like an annoying hairdryer.
@ecksray485 жыл бұрын
I guess the mechanic aborted that problem huh?
@jimp22434 жыл бұрын
I have to say i love that car. i was always afraid to own one. So i went with a 2006 530i and I also bought a 535i 2010 with 89000 on it that had a stack of repair bills that would make Hoovie look good.. I guess i have an obsession with BMW. Keep doing what your doing its great!
@nature108795 жыл бұрын
The beeping is the clock memo. Every time your clock reaches an hr o'clock it beeps. Lets say its 10:00pm, it will beep. Same thing as 12,12 1, etc. Go to ur idrive settings and UNselect memo
@edwinator464 жыл бұрын
It does that to remind u to swtich the radio on so u can listen to the news