I Bought A Rusty 1969 Dodge Charger! (But It's Worse Than I Thought)

Isn't that how it goes, though? You see a couple pictures that look like they were taken on a potato. They're shot from above the car at a downward angle, so you can't see any of the gigantic holes in the bottom of the quarters. There's crap piled inside, obscuring your view of the lack of floor panel. The trunk hasn't been opened in decades, but at first glance it looks like there's still some metal back there. Then you see it in person, and it's already much worse. Then you start poking at it... and before you know it, you've got a 1969 Dodge Charger, Swiss Cheese Edition (TM). The good news is, it's only going to take an incredible amount of time and financial outlay to make it as good as you first thought it was. But hey... it's still a Charger.