I BOUGHT MY FRIEND HIS DREAM CAR!!

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[@JAMARISPEAKS]

jesus christ this aged well

[@yvescajou8914]

I came back to say the same thing after seeing your video 😂😂

[@dr3amkiller725]

Yes it did

[@jojomojofofo]

Yo just watched your video!

[@YZYGWD]

“When people think of you they really think of me” really sums up David

[@thedissidentleftist6997]

Perfectly.

[@themanisworthit1022]

David is going to claim this video and it will officially be canon that this happened

[@JzeroN]

david wouldn't do that.

[@JzeroN]

Hingle McCringleberry you clearly haven't seen anything on david besides maybe his main channel videos. he's just a regular goofy dude.

[@BrBr-tq8iw]

😭😭

[@JzeroN]

Hingle McCringleberry k

[@OJAddict]

Hingle McCringleberry woah don’t call him kid, he’s clearly not a kid

[@leonsky419]

Dylan’s friend only mistake was that he was drawn normal, he never had a chance.

[@Firespiritspartner]

They never do

[@1-gz7xy]

Lmfao

[@Firespiritspartner]

1 it’s true

[@1-gz7xy]

@@Firespiritspartner get this comment up

[@Firespiritspartner]

1 ???

[@derickmoncado]

The forced tongue smile for David is SO accurate.

[@ashley3k]

Noooo that's _Dylan_

[@amduil8168]

@@ashley3k I think you mean Daniel.

[@zachjohnson5494]

“I can’t sell em cause you’ve leased all these cars under your name” *thumbs up*

[@wineaddict6625]

Can anybody explain this I don't understand why it is under the buyers name if he's giving it away

[@aash1305]

@@wineaddict6625 There's a difference between buying a car and entirely giving it to the person, and leasing it under your own name and just letting them use it. Like if parents were to buy a car under their name for their child, the child doesn't necessarily own it until they give all ownership to the child. What these youtubers who give away cars lots of the time do is lease it under their name so that their friend can't just sell it off for money.

[@wineaddict6625]

@@aash1305 oh my. Thanks for the explanation. So the guy is basically stuck with a car he can't maintain. Sad

[@McNugget_Buddy]

@@aash1305 The thing about leasing a car under your name and letting someone use the car is that it makes you the one legally responsible for the taxes and insurance, or the person you're leasing it from since leasing is like owning a house. You're not technically buying it, you're just paying to use it. So really the person he's giving it too has no obligation to pay taxes or insurance. That's looking too far into the animation though.

[@aash1305]

@@McNugget_Buddy i'm not the guy that asked about it, but thanks for explaining to them further.

[@hahahayourebloated]

“Your name is ‘Dylan’s Friend’!” If that ain’t the most accurate depiction of KZbinrs I’ve seen.

[@pingcredible3477]

wut

[@roguedragoon9212]

hahahayourebloated Lol thats what miniladd thought vanoss thought of him

[@pingcredible3477]

@@roguedragoon9212 WHOAH

[@crackededge9351]

@@roguedragoon9212 Miniladd ended up being the weirdo in the "friendship." Dude was accused of getting with middle schoolers, we'll see how that turns out. As for the topic of the video, I think that's how MiniLadd wanted to treat all of his "friends." The whole it's not okay when you do it but it's perfect for me attitude.

[@shaunbelisle7742]

As much as I hate to say it Mini became the very thing he despised. A KZbinr who meets up with other sometimes newer KZbinrs only to use them in order to boost his own popularity.

[@mediocreandworse59]

I didn't think Dylan and Dylan's Friends could get any worse but they also incorporated a mukbang segment at the end

[@joshv8509]

What is this video based on?

[@coolshipvids]

That One Guy David Dobrik or something

[@bluecoconut9543]

Rasputin Potter yea, the 6th one

[@nicholasgallinaro1306]

@@coolshipvids correct

[@mkwook9988]

That One Guy David Dobrik

[@jessievelasco6074]

Lmao he actually smiles like that

[@thepearlswirl]

😂😂😂

[@korkukokusu8311]

Who

[@vinnyeru]

@@korkukokusu8311 david dobrik

[@personidk4697]

Lmao he really said 😋

[@fatmaezzahraabderrazak1452]

😭😭😭😂

[@Aurongel]

Disturbing absurd humor aside, this is actually a pretty solid takedown of both narcissistic internet celebrity worship culture and the rampant consumerism it supports.

[@TheTriangle444]

I remember those Oprah audience members that were granted cars and they went bankrupt so fast they couldnt keep up with the taxes

[@leonsalgeuro]

we live in a society

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

@@leonsalgeuro we really do, king.

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

@Roman Bellic what a nice moment

[@Aurongel]

@M A D A S P E E D What...?

[@ivyripple7695]

“Your name is Dylan’s friend. Your existence is being my friend. When people think of you, they really think of me.” I felt that one

[@doodetalemon9968]

Who the hill dillen is

[@dylanreynolds7343]

You’re welcome

[@nobsnocap441]

This is so spot on

[@cryingcatgoesbark310]

I don’t feel anything

[@whitneyyvonne977]

Is your name Greg?

[@johnmandato344]

"I can't sell them because you've leased them all under your name." *Proceeds to give two thumbs up*

[@inasir3832]

*starts to play happy jingle in the background*

[@neteasyplays9517]

*Stares right at the camera*

[@imthetube44]

OMG YOU'RE SO LUCKY!

[@analee3299]

So they won't leave him.

[@nightfighter7452]

Imagine paying bills on a leased car that someone else paid for

[@_Studio_Noah]

Who's watching this after the 2025 David toon

[@jakd2962]

Meeee

[@WesAdmas]

Dylan’s Friend is the most normal looking person in meatcanyon history And his beautiful normality was his unfortunate undoing.

[@Glados1080]

Everyone who dies looks normal

[@faizalardillah1440]

@@Glados1080 But Cosmo and Wanda is drawn normally, they survived in the end of the video

[@ajohnymous5699]

His normal appearance was his undoing.... For normalcy is the exact opposite of *perfection* ...

[@krooked_kraken9976]

Was

[@Glados1080]

@@faizalardillah1440 shhhh

[@peanutbee1262]

When a character looks normal, that usually means they’re going to die

[@Remdogg]

Lmao so true

[@lilyachty7810]

kzbin.info84045rc6YNo?feature=share

[@krobzzz]

Or get their soul filtered.

[@peanutbee1262]

@@krobzzz that too

[@wolter4324]

You goddemn right

[@engetsu75]

I knew he was dead the moment I noticed he was drawn normally.

[@ASTIGINGTUBE]

damn ur good

[@legospreestudios5933]

So true😄😄😄

[@paradoxice9380]

Bru same

[@cliffsobolewski5788]

I like to think he got crapped out alive

[@cooltbell7306]

millennials have no humor What are you even talking about??? My names Greg.

[@wonderboy6927]

The tongue awkwardly hanging out is accurate

[@jonathanh.p1997]

"When people think of you, they really think of me." This is lowkey terrifying

[@user-st8vf2tq2h]

i knowright

[@saltednostrils3118]

@@ghostify8515 yes, he knowsright

[@OddTwenty1]

@@saltednostrils3118 they all knowright.

[@kazooin]

@@OddTwenty1 i also knowright.

[@tp-pants6179]

have you watched there videos?

[@irvskrt5720]

this guy needs to get picked up by adultswim

[@Darwinou12]

Agreed

[@dopekingzii]

Dude short KZbin clips like this isn’t enough to get picked up by adult swim. I hate when people say this, not because I don’t want others to have the opportunity it’s just annoying to see. Edit: Thanks for 100 likes kind strangers 🥰🤪😳 Edit 2: Thank you for the 200 likes kind strangers 🙄🤝🥺😱 Edit 3: Thank you for 250 likes kind strangers!!!! Keep replying!!!! Edit 4: Thank you for 300 likes 🙏 Edit 5: 369 😏 maybe we should keep it there or hit 420 😳 Edit 6: 430 Likes sorry I missed 420 boys we will get it next time at 4,200

[@WisconsinChristianite]

@@dopekingzii What is the requirement then?

[@iamlegend5373]

@@dopekingzii dude haven't you seen the eric andre show. Those are 2 to 3 minute segments.

[@Skullton03]

Dopekingz maybe they mean like he could get picked up for these videos to be played as shorts on adult swim, like the stuff that plays on commercial breaks sometimes.

[@sebastianbarela2165]

He looks like the guy who would live stream his grandmas funeral.

[@nicolenicole6453]

The church that held my great grands funeral does this as apart of the funeral package and I was so ashamed we agreed. We really aren’t those people but for a day we were complete douchebags. 🤍

[@fazoperez6610]

W

[@_Cetarial]

Smiling at a funeral, huh.

[@phatdookie4207]

@@nicolenicole6453 well, with the corona virus going around it might have been a nice thing.

[@phatdookie4207]

@@_Cetarial everyone mourns differently. I didn't cry about my dad dying until a week after it happened.

[@conlangknow8787]

Mr breast after giving Mac his 2000th platinum plated and mink fur interior cybertruck

[@lexx1235]

Breast 😂

[@DragonballBlack]

This is the Modern Day Mad Magazine

[@bakugou5966]

Wsp black

[@kiierbee9906]

The royal diamond sàqs

[@dfx13productions47]

Right

[@kellyogansoy9600]

BlackScape correct

[@bakugou5966]

@@kellyogansoy9600 Stfu dont correct me

[@Shockwave99999]

The chuckle-inhaling that David does while biting his tongue is so accurate.

[@orangeflipgram6549]

exactly lmao

[@Spitbrain47]

But who’s David?

[@miguelhuerta4126]

@@Spitbrain47 The guy this video is about. His name is David Dobrik.

[@Spitbrain47]

@@miguelhuerta4126 oh

[@EmeliaCD]

I only know Dylan

[@Peter-nu8st]

Dillons a good friend. Making sure his friends stay big and strong. Really going the extra mile.

[@adoodguy210]

HE ATE HIM-

[@Signaem]

Finally somebody says it. Nobody can afford the insurance on those cars.

[@PopRobb]

Ikr

[@EmperorXaozx]

Typically they're for either family or friends in the same income bracket.

[@moonman5880]

Would it ruin the friendship if I sold the cars to start a business?

[@WideMouth]

That’s why forced insurance shouldn’t be a thing.

[@Trashingcanine]

Are you forced to pay the insurance? It's a genuine question, on some countries you aren't forced but you get in trouble if you crash them.

[@grizzlyjack2000]

Is being drawn normally the rough equivalent of being a red shirt in Meat Canyon.

[@FatalV817]

The only exception is Obi-Wan from his star wars parodies

[@grizzlyjack2000]

Jonathan Portales , well of course..It’s Obi-wan

[@KallahMari]

Honestly yeah

[@ulfricstormcloak6675]

Pretty much

[@Ben-dv5lm]

George Lucas is also drawn normal

[@rubensaenz8269]

I love how Greg is one of the most normal characters they’ve animated.

[@elizabethweigle6146]

I know right? It’s kinda jarring, especially since most of MeatCanyon’s other characters are over-the-top caricatures

[@BigMelvinHarrisSmoke]

And Joshua from the Tony the Tiger episode

[@ProbablyAkeelah]

And Helga from the Hey Arnold parody

[@fernandovelazquez3116]

And everyone in the rugrats parody

[@andyvassileff6592]

Pepe, you are flying hiiiiiiiiiiigh

[@Minky34]

the music 😂 0:29

[@blackman1467]

The generic royalty free music LMAOOOO

[@SubscriptionsServices]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@depressed5054]

“And now I’m in crippling Debt and I have six Lamborghinis” Dylan: (thumbs up)

[@Cacowninja]

TWO thumbs up. 👍 👍

[@plague_eugalp]

Nice pfp

[@Cacowninja]

@@plague_eugalp Thanks. It's my anthro cat avatar cropped from a picture I drew with ancap colors on it.

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

@@Cacowninja ancap more like ancrap lol

[@Cacowninja]

@@imlivinginyourceiling What's so great about the state? Anyways now's not the time to get political. You can go to my other channel for that: kzbin.info/door/NaO85Wrrh2u-oiCQVFSVBQ

[@MortiferV]

the tongue lmao

[@LunaMinuna]

Hello Verified KZbinr

[@dr.grapegissilent2353]

Funny as hell

[@OneSaltyBruh]

What about it?

[@BilalAhmed-ol3lw]

That niggas tongue do be sticking out all the time tho

[@Clascific]

Lol

[@cvrlos583]

What a nice young man giving his friend a car, surely he won’t instigate sexual assaults

[@antibull4869]

@Adrian Banks what happened exactly? I wouldnt be shocked to learn another large youtuber that caters to children largely would be accused of doing something sexual towards children or having deviant sexual tastes😂. But idk what happened.

[@Ken-mm7sw]

@@antibull4869 where tf did you get children from

[@magicmaddie8108]

Vore

[@scoobyyubidoo9700]

@@Ken-mm7sw I usually get them from the local preschool.

[@skytoofly6282]

@@Ken-mm7sw I mean he’s not wrong Shane, Miniladd and now Edp445 and most likely more in the future

[@waspknife4121]

I can't get over meatcanyon, I love him so much, and this specific video has me rolling with laughter every time, it's the part where he ask "what's your name?" That gets me every time

[@Reallifepaintbeast]

when he said "your name, is dillans friend!" that line scared the shit out of me. i don't know if it was because i knew what was going to happen, or because of how real that is. his entire existence is based on "dillan". that's scary dude.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Or maybe it was the voice change but you're right

[@Reallifepaintbeast]

@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 thats probably right

[@godsdisappointment1625]

fight or flight mode 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

@Oqhivo it doesn't explicitly say

[@mynameisinigomontoya8179]

You knew shit got real when those eyebrows went south.

[@ZMDE]

this is fcking genius omg

[@cringetv2153]

Wow you actually watched this vid

[@DimitteAmare]

shut the fuck up ZMDE

[@How2MagicMan101]

If get 60,000 subscribers I subscribe to PewDiePie bruh

[@dralmighty6151]

Oh yeah I forget about you

[@GrilledCheeseSandwich.]

@@DimitteAmare stfu

[@someguythatlookslikedream]

If you’re drawn like a normal person or look normal in a MeatCanyon animation than your death rate rises to 98%

[@ryatnatsu]

102% with a 2% margin of error

[@gstoneman3158]

@@ryatnatsu 102 percent african american with a 2 percent margin of error

[@j.r.2674]

Maybe one day we can see a normal functioning human live and appear from time to time.

[@antoniovazquez8644]

Only exception were the rug rats kids

[@realhumanbean7915]

Helpful Crammer 104%?

[@nicholasplahitko3790]

David came back to YT today and this video is STILL accurate, absolute masterpiece

[@thetruth3068]

In Thailand, there was a king that gift White Elephant to people he hates. The one receive the gift can't just kill the elephant because it's a sacred animal, so they got to feed it and it cost them a lot of resources.

[@chucky56]

kill em with kindness

[@forestgiliad3504]

I only know this because of the Sam 'o' nella video

[@meguminuwu7501]

Damn F, just FFF

[@Michaelchandlercomedy]

i would sell of the elephant... obviously

[@femto2746]

Also it wasn’t good to reject a gift from the king and I’m pretty sure he was on an Emkay video

[@aehsborw727]

If one of David friends stop appearing it’s because he found who snitched to meat canyon about what really happens

[@godofbears8472]

So this is the source of where they get the secret sauce that makes them look almost perfect

[@Mami__halo]

Scotty

[@somenerd1]

*Dillon

[@gabr1elawesome]

@@somenerd1 *_*Dylan_**

[@zenogodofeverything3519]

I'm Dylan, people think of me

[@TheGiftedRN]

" HE'S BOUGHT ALL OF US CARS!" *money gurgling sounds*

[@DannyFrey]

“whats your name”

[@awanderingknight7812]

@@DannyFrey no god please spare Tori...

[@hermanschultzfurry]

@@awanderingknight7812 WHATS YOUR NAME

[@awanderingknight7812]

@@hermanschultzfurry AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ghostlydudeyt]

@@hermanschultzfurry I dont I dont know what you want from me

[@defenem73]

We thought he was Jimmy but he was Dylan all along. The beast was just hiding in plain sight

[@benj...]

why does this comment actually go hard

[@oscarthegrouch9416]

Sees a normal drawn character *I'm sorry little one*

[@Fryman239]

663rd like. Almost there...

[@Eurchin]

666 likes BRUH

[@oskarosula5717]

All around me are familiar faces

[@oskarosula5717]

@Henry the Banana no

[@oscarcheruiyot2074]

Hello brother

[@claysoggyfries]

Having 6 Lamborghinis and not being able to afford the insurance and stuff would suck

[@malevolenceXXXensues]

Just sell 'em?

[@sonwukong7077]

malevolenceXXXensues 1:38 He can’t sell them. Dylan has them leased under his name.

[@malevolenceXXXensues]

Shoot, I forgot that detail. I'd have just skip town at that juncture.

[@CaptBackwards]

@@malevolenceXXXensues Cant. They are all leased under Dylan's name

[@McNugget_Buddy]

​@@sonwukong7077 If Dylan leased them, he wouldn't be able to sell them either because he doesn't own them. Leasing a car is paying to use it from whoever owns it, like renting a house or an apartment. It's different than buying them. Dylan would be responsible for making sure it's insured, and unless stated otherwise in the lease contract, the person/company who owns the cars would still be responsible for the taxes but that's taking the animation bit too seriously.

[@liamkendall2971]

David Dobrik: *Stopped uploading because of the pandemic* MeatCanyon: “Fine, I’ll do it *myself”*

[@sotrainpro1841]

Yes

[@user-yn3fv5jk9z]

@@sotrainpro1841 no

[@sotrainpro1841]

@@user-yn3fv5jk9z maybe

[@Bruh-vd1pp]

@@sotrainpro1841 perhaps

[@D_LGND]

He still uploads on his Alt too

[@jimcameron9848]

Something very similar to this once happened to me at a bus stop.

[@jakobwhaley5641]

That was me sorry 'bout that!

[@thewizard555]

who engulfed you?

[@SundropZ8989]

Lmao

[@marcuspetford1098]

You sucked on man nipples for nutrients?

[@dhans9662]

Your nutrients got absorbed?

[@paatch]

Everyone is gangsta until it’s feeding time

[@wakemercs]

When the feeding starts, the streets are as empty as my snapchat dms.

[@achuu7917]

I’m honestly done living

[@burnttamale]

Fuck that

[@omnipotentpotato6939]

*There's plenty to go around*

[@christianlaja382]

Mmm feeding time

[@thejamjar5514]

“*long exhausted sigh*, I don’t know Dylan.. is it mine?” *Copious Chad Noises*

[@justsomeone7883]

*Intense alpha warcries*

[@literalcrocs9982]

Only one reply dang

[@TheRealOneWin]

Serious dang

[@TheRealOneWin]

Like it’s a SERIOUS dang

[@onosawa]

“OH MY GOD!” “YOU’RE SO LUCKY!” “NO WAY!” *repeats several times*

[@joeymontaquila]

“this is the 6th car youve given me” oh my lord this is your best one yet meat

[@denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386]

why 6th tho is that a reference to something?

[@esth6tic832]

@@denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386 david doberik

[@kikhiithekhajiit8770]

I can’t not stop laughing infinitely at the face of this guy look at the top of his head.😂😂😂😂

[@gilumbusg782]

kings last words is the best one! dont @ me

[@bobdole776thegreat]

Holy shit I looked that guy up and wow, looks like a narcissist with how much his face is plastered in the thumbnail of each video. If he really does lease these things out to the people he gets them for, that's a real fucked way to give a gift as it either has to be returned or bought out straight by the person it was given too later on. Personally if the guy leased it under his name, you could really piss him off by putting stupid amounts of mileage on it. Saw a guy with a pickup truck that had leased it for 3 years and with a max of like 10k miles a year was all he could put on it. Dude put like 150k on it in a year and owed them like 47k dollars, more than the truck was worth! Could just put that lambo up on some jack stands and run a few hundred bucks worth of gas through it to ramp the mileage up to insane amounts then make that asshole pay for it all. If you're going to give a car to someone, buy the fucking thing outright and pay off a year of insurance for them, don't hand them leased bullshit!

[@Molech996]

I can't believe it's been three years since this came out.Feels like it was yesterday.

[@flinggonza5688]

*Sees someone drawn remotely normal* I am sorry, little friend...

[@josiahhill8106]

😂😂 yeah cuz they dead

[@crawlcreeper1252]

_Shotgun click_ "I'm sorry little one..."

[@100twistthethird7]

David dobrik has been real quiet ever since this came out.

[@Guhhgur]

It’s bc of COVID and he said he won’t film

[@100twistthethird7]

@@Guhhgur i know

[@pastoolio9158]

@@Guhhgur Covid sounds a lot similar to "rape"

[@Ricee_e]

@@pastoolio9158 lmao

[@yashu9081]

@@pastoolio9158 jesumzzz this video really hits hard and just aged like fine wine lmao🤣🤣. And there is the freakin rape allegations to him. Welp it is what it is.

[@funnyfella2293]

this aged like fine wine

[@hay55.16]

fr 💀🤚

[@buddhab0mb254]

Yup

[@revolverrenato]

What happened

[@funnyfella2293]

@@revolverrenato basically david dobrick was exposed for treating his friends like toys

[@Mami__halo]

Even more today

[@josephsulaiman9959]

the delivery of "i don't know dylan... is it mine" is amazing voice acting

[@stevesaenz4117]

David not gonna wanna give out cars no more after he sees this

[@erickfernando18]

I hope, the fucker is annoying as hell

[@SuperSohSo]

Who

[@visibledisappointment5403]

S david dobrik

[@alejosbanned]

@@erickfernando18 how?

[@drdodddd]

Whateverbruh someone took it to heart

[@kingmkg1235]

“ NOW GET UP HERE AND FEED “ best part of the vid

[@stepsischaralie]

Easily the worst

[@skarle7]

TheNamesQuack nah you buggin

[@stepsischaralie]

@@skarle7 Ah yes my bad

[@paradoxx1998]

POV you're reading the comments and wondering what this means

[@jellyqueen2545]

It's THE best.

[@whoohw6711]

I just knew Dylan was gonna vore him, but the "feeding", that was a curve ball.

[@Ytremz]

Right?!!

[@AbelR91]

Not really, it's a metaphor for the nature of their relationship

[@necrocreature9117]

100% just look at his mouth, knew it was coming but that was terrifying

[@Deuteromis]

Nice PFP

[@nekofarah]

I knew from first looking at him, I was like hes gonna eat u run! Then the feeding part I was like... wait. . The f?? .

[@mike45blue]

I know this video wasn't about Mr.Beast but I feel like his situation mirrors this

[@DHworldwide185]

It doesn’t. His inner circle actually works for him and are wealthy enough to afford any gifts he gives them. He also mainly gives gifts to random citizens but has stated numerous times he does help pay any cost associated with the gift. Stop being a sheep.

[@mike45blue]

@DHworldwide185 And? They wouldn't be there without him. Their wealth is his wealth at the end of the day. They got their success from him. Sure, they don't work minimum wage jobs and afford their own lambos, but when you think of Chandler, Kris, and the rest of his group, people think of Mr.Beast. You bringing up that Mr.Beast donates to random people is irrevalent because my comment was a response to the video of a youtuber who used his friends for views. Now, does Jimmy use his friends for views? Not specifically, but he uses random people for views and with everything being brought up from multiple testimonies from behind the scenes, not everything is sunshine and rainbows. In fact I'd say it's borderline torture. At the end of the day, his whole persona is a mirage, we have no idea what any of his people(and him) are like off camera. TLDR Go seethe and cry somewhere else, Jimmy isn't going to put you on a video, oh wait, unless your on an SA registery list, you might just have a chance!

[@SonicMaster519]

@@mike45blueYou’re a bit unreasonably angry over this. Calm down, champ.

[@RealElevenTimes]

@@SonicMaster519 real, bro has some pent up anger.

[@rylanstubbs96]

@@mike45bluebro it is NOT that deep lmao

[@name-cn4wv]

Imagine being in crippling debt with a car you didn't want as the person next to you is profiting from youtube

[@angelchavez4245]

You guys do realize that he’s given his friends only ONE car each? He doesn’t give them multiple cars. He’s only given two cars to one person, and that was his assistant Natalie. Y’all acting like you know shit about him, when you clearly don’t.

[@enumaelish9193]

@@angelchavez4245 Neither do you though. Unless you know him personally of course.

[@angelchavez4245]

Enuma Elish I never said I did. I never even implied that I knew him personally. Where did you get such an idea?

[@bigtaco5695]

@@angelchavez4245 When u defend someone and put down some else in the process, u generally are saying you know about the person in question.

[@angelchavez4245]

Adam Silcox Forgive me, then. I was wrong for doing so. I should have worded my comment better. That wasn’t what I intended.

[@itsliyah_qgirl9323]

The fact that it’s 4 minutes long like all his videos is just pure commitment

[@r0tt3dfl3shh]

Shoulda had the extra couple seconds tho😂

[@dragulagoddess5767]

"Pure."

[@AlienLee]

His video time varies but I really don’t mind

[@turnedjetprime3571]

4:20 it should be that long

[@gotavideo]

I only spent 1 minute watching the video before saying that's it for the day or beside laughing is a good way to die around this COVID-19 Pandemic

[@Reksrat]

I'm glad someone finally brought up the insurance and taxes.

[@DuskLegend]

I think he meant to say sales tax not property tax

[@KESTRAL23]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJC5d3-AidSXrac

[@h0td0gwater]

It's like the turn of phrase "recieving a white elephant from the king"

[@kingatowning]

@@DuskLegend it's not sales tax its income tax. The value of the car gifted to you would be considered your income. So imagine working at target and having to pay the taxes of a 300k dollar "gift". You would be seriously fucked.

[@kingatowning]

@@Drako9823 you don't pay property taxes on cars in California.... It's income taxes or more specifically, a gift tax.

[@RealBlazeheart]

The way this aged so perfectly.

[@leandromafe]

yup lol

[@k-cg4is]

Wdym?

[@ateasewiththecheese2140]

I know this is a joke, but David talking about gregs only purpose of existence is being "his friend" hits hard

[@charyyy.]

Okay

[@temporalmentetonto]

Ah yes. "K"

[@ZzZ-qo5wc]

@@temporalmentetonto really went reddit moment with the “ah yes” huh

[@temporalmentetonto]

@@ZzZ-qo5wc i dont even use reddit

[@temporalmentetonto]

@@ZzZ-qo5wc but i see videos about it

[@youreallyaresomething306]

The end made me physically uncomfortable.

[@TheJessicafranco2009]

Same

[@puremorde9814]

Im so uncomforable after he told them now feed

[@agentxs-1182]

Yeah meatcanyon will do that to ya lol

[@tompegorinno5141]

But remember. Its only for 25 cents

[@Theworld-ct2bl]

I wanted Greg to have a good ending, but it’s a meatcanyon video, anyone in a meatcanyon video is on the lease of death

[@STLCODPS3123]

“When people think of you, they really think of me. And that’s who you are now” That’s actually kind of terrifying, and that applies to a lot of people

[@rami9274]

almost all his main friend owe all their wealth and success to him. same goes for a lot of youtubers tbh

[@Riqq44]

@@rami9274 smh lost you are. Kid

[@rami9274]

@@Riqq44 literally none of them would be as big as they are had they not been in his vlogs all the time. zane, corinna, jason and jeff are perfect examples.

[@Riqq44]

@@rami9274 once again lost you are. We not even talking. About the same thing kid.

[@ethand.5937]

@@Riqq44 shut the fuck up with your condescending tone asshat

[@Reddddnesssssss]

2:14 "YOUR NAME IS DYLAN'S FRIEND😛"

[@areosmith16]

I like how the girl in the back has a disassociation episode. “Oh my god, where am I? I don’t know where I am.”

[@rami9274]

i love that she can literally be 3 ppl in his friend group

[@guyfromboracay]

@SamTheSoviet42 0:56

[@bigbushpubesgalore8300]

Lol I heard it. I think its corinna

[@galaxyneko7726]

That’s Tana 100% 😂

[@bubblegumbxtchh]

Lmao I didn’t even notice

[@dr.blitzpickletenedthefano8663]

Dylan is the most terrifying thing when you reject the car

[@cannedfishfan]

Excellent observation, Doctor.

[@camera2178]

I couldn’t have done it better.

[@Gen0ration9k]

Dylan: What are you trying to say!? Me: put the cars under my name, I dunno :T

[@cal927]

Indeed you are right, my good sir.

[@tippyship5332]

Keyword, *thing*

[@PaintedLive]

That girl in the back: "Oh my god. Your so lucky. Where am I?"

[@bleachdrinker4447]

Look her damn cheeks

[@jessie801000]

She’s the reason I keep coming back LMAO

[@84ronn]

Lmao🤣🤣

[@OldieWan]

3:00 Listen to what she says there! YT deletes my comment if I type it out.. WTF? haha

[@KodaKen03]

😂

[@nickc1425]

Bro your animation style has improved so much. Amazing work

[@thisdoesnotexist5246]

MeatCanyon is one of the only people I’ve seen who can turn literally anything into a completely disturbing nightmare

[@KatMinty]

It's two things: to make fun of people who deserve it, and to make their traits bigger and extremely disturbing

[@kingkazma2964]

clearly you haven't seen enough youtube I recommend surreal entertainment it's not as bad but it will leave you asking why and wtf

[@thebluepig7532]

I mean this bit wasn’t really changed at all

[@Theglorg]

Besides LumpyTouch

[@trinitythemiata2197]

Lmao I love it

[@ellocojoncrazy3270]

A universal rule is that whenever there is a normal character, he dies in a horrible way.

[@bckyardsamurai]

Define normal for this guys videos

[@alastorthefloridaman4019]

@@bckyardsamurai not directly horribly disfigured to an almost unrecognisable degree

[@thatguy763]

Gabriel Nino Normal (The MeatCanyon way) Whenever a character is drawn with aspects of said character looking like what the drawing is based on Examples: Greg (This video) The kids and the Fish (Cet in Het) Swiper (That Dora video this guy made.) Etc.

[@jsc1jake512]

@@bckyardsamurai All his videos range from: mildly cursed - cursed - very cursed.

[@randyrichmondiii3415]

F in the chat for Greg

[@Scarlxrd_fan]

The sad part is his existence as “Dylan’s friend” is actually true and quite sad for anyone associated with Dylan

[@aaronjames3228]

Why

[@imaginationenterprise789]

What about josh

[@adamlegros1180]

@@imaginationenterprise789 well is josh doing anything career wise other than KZbin now?

[@violetlittlecaterpillar5417]

@@kateswift3254 but he needs to be called out so he stops hurting people. What's not to get? Some of them have tried talking to him and he doesn't listen or fix his behavior.

[@violetlittlecaterpillar5417]

@@kateswift3254 ok so I already know I shouldn't even be arguing with you about this because you don't even know the numerous people that David has hurt. Please do your research. I would start with the article insider put out about the vlog squad recently. And also it's not rumors if people have actually come out telling their stories about David. And there is also video evidence. Again, I suggest you research this because I understand that you're a fan and don't want to believe this.

[@Squirb]

1:38 I can’t sell em, cuz you’ve leased all of these cars in your name! *thumbs up*

[@thelorax7012]

Any character that looks normal is the one who dies.

[@lilcrust3063]

mc'luvin 69 relax bro,he’s lazy but that doesn’t make him an asshole.Chances are,at one point you’ve reused a funny joke you heard from somewhere and didn’t give credit at one point.

[@thelorax7012]

@mc'luvin 69 calm your ass down my man it wasn't meant to cause a ruckus. I'm sorry if I offended you but whats on the internet stays on the internet

[@thelorax7012]

@@lilcrust3063 also yes I did reuse an old comment just to see what would happen and since it's making a huge deal I'll delete it

[@thelorax7012]

@@lilcrust3063 also, I'm assuming you mean everyone who reuses a comment has to give credit to the original comment?

[@jgbubbles21]

@@thelorax7012 dont delete it.

[@stzrgirl369]

When someone’s drawn normally you know someone’s bout to die-

[@nilrith1951]

Konlulu~

[@rafaelalodio5116]

No, they're not about to die, they're about to witness... PERFECTION

[@cocopebbles9686]

Kevin flashbacks.....

[@KDShaolinMenace]

not trusting the ears

[@W0ND3RB0Y1]

Kinda like the black guy in horror movies, they always die first...

[@RoxiStarlove]

Meatcanyon now has the most accurate depiction of David dobriks real nature

[@mynameisgleeriplaypiano4620]

and idk why I don't like his face

[@mamouilletten1562]

@@mynameisgleeriplaypiano4620 I don't like it because of the constant forced smile

[@mynameisgleeriplaypiano4620]

@@mamouilletten1562 and the way his breathing, just like in the video, so accurate

[@mamouilletten1562]

@Bufu 4U They still sell it, sad but true

[@dantechills9985]

@ What he do ?

[@joeyplessis1160]

dude i love these, your exposing youtube like it was hollywood in the 90s.

[@vegaquake]

the licence plate says of the car they're in says "25 cents" oh my god, he's witnessing perfection

[@ethanhuskey165]

Gotta say that was a neat little Easter egg slip in there

[@Skepticx_x]

Love this channel and the Easter eggs

[@Frankyroflz]

twenty.. five.. cents... that's all it takes...

[@mrdororo684]

Dylan is the perfection

[@christianhernandez7716]

I think it would be cool if they were like a species of creatures and it became cannon. Godlike creatures and we can tell because of the 25 cents reference

[@gamacichi]

Greg: “I can’t sell these cars you’ve given me, cause you’ve leased all of them in your name” Dylan: 👍🏼😜👍🏼

[@jacobmantlo6371]

Yes.

[@lando1gamez473]

@@saltyman1848 no

[@steelinskin5925]

@@saltyman1848 Who the fuck let you on the 18+ KZbin account. I'm telling your mother.

[@scraps8899]

I literally commented this same thing before this dude and got like less than 10 likes compared to his 1k...

[@scraps8899]

@@saltyman1848 I know hahaha I'm just like "goddamnit I wanted those likes"

[@sircompliments5380]

"Your existence is being my friend. When people think of you, they really think of me. And that's who you are now." Really stuck with me. There are some people that I've seen on channels like this or people on any channel that are really just thought of as "that guy's friend".

[@kenobi-hi7qz]

How do you approach such people without a hazmat suit on?

[@thefatbearcrew]

Chandler be like

[@License2Bust]

Whoaaaaa dude that like super deep and relatable

[@vincenttorrijos9680]

I think a lot of youtuber communities do that, piggybacking off each other until one breaks big, then they all grow through association.

[@siriusblack7714]

Woah bro you like totally blew my mind broskiii

[@mrdough2568]

"Eazy there's plenty to go around" got me dying 💀 🤣 he also got the laugh right

[@Batkhuyag1300]

"You're so lucky" "Where am i" "OMG Dylan you're so hot" -Dylan's friend

[@glaivelover32]

"I wanna suck ur dong Dylan" -Dylans friend

[@The_Aspiring_Sacred_Clown]

She's the most hilarious character 😂😂

[@jgbubbles21]

Everyone that is drawn normally dies or gets traumatized.

[@eldoony]

I'm more traumatized from your Cory-Lucio image..

[@groovy4684]

Or both

[@jrstation4775]

ANIMATED

[@williamfalls]

I dunno, his ears kinda looked like they both has a cauliflower.

[@hornedcrusader9485]

Sometimes both

[@incognitoomen7898]

I like how the license plate says "25 cents"

[@iiioiiaka302]

Thats all it takes.

[@victorsandoval4827]

To witness perfection

[@2kg274]

Have you ever seen something so beautiful? Something so....unattainable?

[@davidprocha7708]

to see GOD...

[@damondgreen2239]

He’s witnessing PERFECTION.

[@TheEuroboss]

Im here after the new david dobrick video.

[@ClumsyYT]

This isnt even disturbing or terrifying , this is just straight up very accurate

[@limenice4569]

David dobrik can suck his nutrients anytime

[@aladinsugeikarsh5878]

how? is it accurate?

[@aladinsugeikarsh5878]

@mcchego lmfao

[@k413vyahu]

No it’s pretty terrifying

[@PastorWisky]

@@aladinsugeikarsh5878 someone doesn’t understand basic taxes and insurance

[@blueboi4972]

The Dylan’s are creatures that give cars to whoever they see when they are thinking of generosity,it always ends in Dylan eating them.

[@blxckheart3059]

Thanks for the explanation i didn't know who the hell they where

[@firstname8044]

The Dylans Are Creatures Who asexually Produce their Own Kind to spread their cringe around this World. Only the Avatar Master of all four cringe levels can defeat dylan but when the Media Needed him the Most he Vanished

[@pierogidestroyer]

As a Dylan I can 100% testify to this.

[@mrcry666]

Gives the taste

[@wilfred5179]

Dylan should be an scp

[@justImaverick]

Can we get a MrBeast one? Where he is obsessed with keeping people in his basement for challenge videos?

[@frisbe9279]

Who is this about

[@davidgn40]

@robinhood123454140 he means the video, not the comment.

[@stryderlao]

I just mention i wish he put a puma/tiger head on Dylan shirt 😂

[@davidgn40]

@@frisbe9279 this video was a parody of David Dobrik.

[@MinecraftJesusGaming]

Yes

[@ThePeej]

The most noxious part of this is the music. Absolute scathing parody that just makes my skin crawl. 10/10

[@ashleypisarts]

Everything is so accurate about this video: 1) the tongue smile 2) the “WOAH OMG YOU’RE SO LUCKY” 3) the music 4) the laughing after every word (“Dylan”) 5) Dylan’s license plate being “25 cents” 6) eating people who don’t take his “generosity” 7) absorbing nutrients 8) feeding his friends with utters

[@albingal603]

Yup that seems right

[@OinkyOinkers]

You lost me at number 7

[@imribbit8850]

UndeadSwine It’s at the end.

[@AdamantEmber]

The word is "udders"

[@DTheAustralian]

AshleyPI’s Arts JESUS CHRIST I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING-

[@friendlyneighbor8538]

The way he says “I’ve Absorbed His Nutrients” sounds like a super villain

[@broomybroomybroomy]

>nutrience

[@joetullo11]

A western one

[@stftm6821]

like yugi lmao

[@justinsamuda727]

if any of you watch JJBA, Highway Star and his stand user said something like this

[@adams.9216]

Medium No Nutrients

[@Dom91870]

The “you’re so lucky” comments in the background and the music was so spot on!

[@wendytestaburger7795]

Any idea whats the OST ?

[@Dom91870]

@@wendytestaburger7795 Probably the "DoucheTuber" soundtrack.

[@masonPickett2322]

"I have no idea where I am"

[@TheBuri00]

The ending with him feeding them is so wholesome ❤

[@Treeeee2008]

Lol

[@Trumpet-88mph]

I know, right? He really takes care of the audience

[@Shugg-Goff-HHoffical]

It's also a reference to a shitty b-movie horror called Necropolis.

[@reidkemp]

Ah! Easy! There’s plenty to go around..

[@Trumpet-88mph]

@@reidkemp Careful… It’s tender

[@Kennyadhd]

I love how Greg is just explaining his problems while Dylan’s tongue is out the whole time

[@cswindow2478]

👁 👃 👁 👅

[@verizondsl100]

David dobrik loves making that face.. it hilarious lol

[@Zylork0122]

He’s like my horticulture professor.

[@ghost_cazy6018]

verizondsl100 who’s David Dobrik? I only know who Dylan is.

[@aishlelle]

That’s because David actually makes that face, a lot.

[@thatguy763]

Person drawn normally: *Does anything remotely unsatisfying to other person* Person drawn the MeatCanyon way: “So you have chosen death.”

[@retrospectre2658]

My God! Youve broken the code!

[@HarryBird]

More like, Person drawn the Meatcanyon way: "Lookin' like a double wide surprise"

[@thatguy763]

Birdy “G O D D A M N.”

[@serapheid3669]

More like “so you have chosen to witness perfection”

[@HarryBird]

@@thatguy763 "Mmmm, it stinks, nice and good"

[@karachung4467]

You forgot how “Dylan” cuts people out of his life when they’re no longer of benefit to him

[@masterofthecontinuum]

I thought he did that once he fucking consumed him.

[@adriangtierrez3010]

I guess you like keeping leaches in your life?

[@supereggtartersauce6464]

Tbh honest you can’t really blame him for cutting ties sometimes. People just hang around him for his money and it’s hard to really trust anyone when you’re in a high status.

[@RampageRalph]

Super egg Tarter sauce then maybe, idk, he should stop buying his friends f****** cars?

[@markusbonnet439]

Boston Towny4life who are you to tell people what to do with their money?

[@ozielflores5617]

Who is here after the new video?

[@thesugar5832]

“I have six Lamborghinis, and I have crippling debt,” one of the funniest videos next to wabbit season

[@kingamari3242]

The moment I saw his friend look normal I knew it was a wrap for him

[@cindadimaggio6679]

This is why we can’t have nice things, Dylan’s friend...

[@thisismycat2421]

@Lord help us all comment you won't

[@karlynirlbeck8777]

the tongue staying out the whole time was validating

[@brandonjeong3798]

0:53 the girl in the back seat: Oh my god where am I? Where am I? I don’t know where I am. Hello?

[@sailor4985]

I didn't even notice that at first 😂

[@earthwormsallyplayz4144]

She has some big cheeks Right there

[@DMARTYABLE]

😂😂😂😂

[@dipankarmukherjee2306]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@escargooncominatya4732]

😂🤣