I bought the weirdest minecraft merch I could find

for some reason i thought it would be funny if I bought the weirdest minecraft merch I could find, yeah it wasn't...
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Unboxing weird video game merch I bought online
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[@skitterly]

5:02 i love how out of all those ducks not one of them is based on the most compatible mob the chicken

[@lonto1001]

probably because steve pig and the creeper are the "main" mobs.

[@bumblebeangiangiulio6951]

​@@lonto1001yea but i want the chicken

[@CatKat4008]

I literally was about to say that, like what went through the designer’s head for them to NOT think of that??

[@oceanjogging5238]

Yeah shut up

[@Stephaniebloomfield]

Go creeper crunch

[@kadenbonnot8853]

I didn't know how much I needed "Minecraft capybara" until now

[@Axolotlboigaming]

Npc

[@christopherrobin1616]

@@Axolotlboigaming yeah

[@TheCoolStickman540]

BOIII GET IT THEN

[@ornaissler211]

​@@Skuffed_ yes

[@ornaissler211]

Yeah

[@PerspectivEs]

3:35 I used to have a 3D version of these blocks when I was a kid, you could buy sets at walmart, they weren't like specific building sets or anything, just 10 of each common blocks so you could build a house or whatever. They were about 4 inches cubed and the box came with around 100 blocks so you could build a kid-sized house out of them. They were super good quality and the print on them was very good, I miss those EDIT: found them, they're called "PaperCraft Blocks," apparently a single block sells for $10-$20 now, guess I should've held onto the 500 I had lmao

[@definitelynotwalter]

I used to have those. Brought back so many memories. I had one where it had redstone stuff, like pistons and buttons. It was pretty cool. Had mobs as well

[@Beanss5393]

2:48 hold on I’m still chewing Karl 😂😂

[@x2redhawk]

My man’s reactions were the selling point of the whole video. Especially at the end where he said “Why do I do this to myself?” That touched my heart.

[@longbong42]

2:50 😭 then puppy he’s dope

[@marijakazokiene2891]

Wow❤

[@broccolycowboy3016]

I wonder what sort of mania your bank thinks you're going through looking at your transactions

[@Blaze_1379]

💀

[@hosytaa6018]

Minecraft product buying disorder

[@sreekanthreddy6965]

38th like❤

[@noranizaazmi6523]

Upcoming nephew/niece’s birthday

[@paveldryden1501]

bank someone stoll your creditcard and bot 50minecraft idumbs

[@BinglesP]

The most cursed thing about the Minecraft Bath Ducks is that the 'bath ducks of pop culture characters' is actually a whole thing. There's ones of the main cast of Sonic the Hedgehog. Some content creators even got sponsored by the company that makes them, with their own duck-ified merch.

[@puffpuffsmashyt]

4:19 I’ve got a piece of bread 🍞

[@CommanderWiggins]

I don't know why but the cut of you having Minecraft tattoos all over your arms along with the line delivery absolutely took me out. It's rare that I actually burst into laughter at a video.

[@Aaron_cool]

I have diary of a Minecraft zombie at my school library

[@nadir8951]

​@@Aaron_cool Noice

[@DarkSpaceboii]

@@Aaron_cool my grandmom bought me 3

[@QueenofTNT]

ok jokes aside though those paint figures would be really fun, the pixels are molded in so it's easier to paint the textures, would be fun as long as you probably threw away the godawful paint they give you and mixed some paint of your own with a better consistency, but if you're not an art guy its fun to just throw paint on and see what happens.

[@stinky59]

yeah those figures look really good! tbh i think i actually want to get them. it seems like a fun project, and i have been wanting some cool but also affordable blank figures so that i can finally practice painting with the airbrush that i impulse bought last year and kinda forgot about lol

[@bungiecrimes7247]

No sorry. I got a job.

[@rubberdukielive]

I literally read every single one of those Minecraft zombie books as a kid. Just seeing those covers brought back so many memories

[@CarlosVazquez-jw4yr]

11:05 enderman. skeleton. all my favorite mobs. lol. this scene made me laugh.

[@kemae]

Is it worth it to buy all of this? No. But I would do it, too.

[@Tazerboy10]

Yup

[@kemae]

@Rylan Mohammed ?

[@BatRaptor3]

123rd like

[@kemae]

@@BatRaptor3 lol goofy comment I figured I'd put a comment early on and see how well it does

[@MohanYadav-vc8cq]

​@@kemaeWhich anime 🤨 is she a loli ?

[@Toppy_From_Scratch]

The worst part, is that the bath ducks didn't even have a chicken or parrot.

[@WereJustCephalopods]

4:52 mojang takes bath ducks, turns them into Minecraft mobs, and NOBODY THOUGHT ABOUT CHICKENS?

[@Nargistr]

9:21 a very bloody dog

[@ChesterManfred]

1:46 Why did I laugh at the "BANG"

[@jeepyboi]

I did too

[@Ihopeyourpleased]

Me too lol

[@kitty_fluffy123]

Me 2

[@LynxheartSparrowfurFirefur]

yes

[@DanielHazenStewart]

4:28 “It’s a crookie.” XD

[@lorenamartines41]

4:29

[@mariceljaguio8944]

1:41 "push the balls"

[@deemitry88]

why is there french everywhere lol

[@Howbolt]

They didn't say​ that in comment @KieranW-qz5lm

[@Snorpyfizzlebean]

3:50 I cannot stop laughing from this barking sword

[@wolfslayer2581]

4:41 This specific one gives me the most nostalgic feeling. I had this when i was young lol

[@bubblebobbler]

Seeing that old creeper with the diamond ore just sent me back so far holy shit

[@muffinhorizon8197]

11:48 box: "ender dragon posing BIG figure" non-casualty: minecraft... big.

[@john.glasscock]

From what I remember the oldest piece of Minecraft merch is a creeper figure from jinx that came out in 2010. I remember being a kid and finding out about it and I was amazed.

[@RetroRenegade8706]

Ah this takes me back to when I used to collect Minecraft mini figures in little blind boxes. Anyone remember those?

[@Grampahh]

BRO THE NOSTALGIA

[@oofy404]

I still have the big plastic cases for those 💀

[@Thatsmashguy27]

I used to have a bunch of those

[@user-kh9ip9pp7c]

I bought those at Walmart at the checkout in the little shelves

[@inkibucket]

4:42 the nostalgia of seeing the same Minecraft creeper toy i owned as a kid didn't need to hit during the 3am video binge but I think I needed it ngl

[@moai6617]

11:37 bludskington sounds like a Walkie-Talkie from the military 💀

[@Farsk_]

There's a few pieces of official merch you missed. I believe in 2012, Mojang had first released papercraft figures. The purpose behind these was for stopmotion animation. Then later in either 2013 or 2014, Jinx; the people who made all of Minecraft's merch at the time, produced a 3ft tall foam creeper. These are incredibly rare now and a few have sold for $400

[@user-li8uv1tr6y]

nerd

[@A_VeryNicePerson]

@@user-li8uv1tr6yare you just gonna call your dad/mom a nerd while explaining world war 2?

[@LyndisMikiyoko]

I actually have those papercrafts from when they came out! I loved those as a kid

[@Farsk_]

@@LyndisMikiyoko My old JAG teacher had them, I thought they were pretty neat. I remember the set sat in stores forever and now I can't find it

[@johnjacobjingleheimerschmi760]

Beware the Hob-Goblin…

[@pneusur]

8:03 Minecraft time bomb

[@HALLO12459]

“I’m still chewing Karl” 💀💀💀

[@Shitty_dino_fan.antifurandlgbt]

I laughed at that phrase

[@chickenbruh27]

“WOAH! happy birthday!” Is exactly what a dad would say as you get the watch.

[@bluetiger2468]

4:51 Why, WHY are the bath ducks Steve, a creeper, and a pig?! WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE CHICKEN BATH DUCKS?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DIDN'T TURN THE ONLY DUCK-SHAPED CREATURE IN MINECRAFT INTO A BATH DUCK!

[@BloodwyrmWildheart]

Too predictable.

[@Kaicore_art]

6:11 When I was younger, me and my brother used to love Minecraft A LOT- and I also really liked reading, so my mum got us the same books. They are now a key part of my childhood lol

[@SingletonPlays]

"Im still chewing carl" He seems tasty

[@EMBOV]

12:06 “it’s something you should do” yes, yes it is my friend

[@adammaislen699]

13:58

[@Troopah.]

“I’m still chewing Karl.” -ImNotACasualty, 2023

[@Caprock64Draws]

10:01 insert crash bandicoot "woah!" Meme here

[@GatheredStorm_YT]

Something that was really cool was the Minecraft gameband, it was a digital watch that could be plugged into a computer and it’s display could be somewhat customized, but it also had Minecraft preloaded onto it and you could play Minecraft on any computer you plugged it into, but the website to download it’s companion app eventually went down and so it’s useless now unfortunately

[@StafkiGTN]

Maybe someone could try bringing it back someday.

[@Planetkid32]

3:07, Oh hey I actually have one of those, except it’s a diamond ore one. Literally it’s what you’d expect as well, the same thing but it glows blue lol.

[@ryanphillips8562]

I had that exact same thing as a kid!

[@EverythingJillo22]

If you're willing to part with the big chest container, I would love to take it off your hands 😂

[@sapo_yt_]

Yes

[@sexyfrog_swag]

7:01 he can't read or wait

[@FNFortuneAlt]

2:53 yoo I have that midi keyboard too in the background

[@TopazAirMapping]

8:38 The moment: 😊 The song: 💀

[@TopazAirMapping]

I think i'll loose my mind in husteria (Song lurics)

[@sonicplushadventures2294]

​@@TopazAirMappingit's palmtree panic bad future

[@Thaereos12]

@@sonicplushadventures2294 it's the good future.

[@captain4318]

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did when he showed both his arms completely covered in tattoos lmao

[@QU1VR]

5:40 ok I pull up

[@user-iv2tx9ur5o]

"I am still chewing Karl" is the most sinister line I have ever heard lol

[@AutumnCanvas]

The fact the fishing rod wasn’t a replica of the in game fishing rod is a crime against humanity

[@ThirtyDimensionedMissile]

7:42 legendary for eating expired cereal.

[@elmo10yearsago]

You didn't come from the lowest if you didn't eat expired food

[@ThirtyDimensionedMissile]

@@elmo10yearsago i have ate expired food, it was not pleasant

[@UPCOMING.YOUTUBER]

5:45 the sacred MINECRAFT PIGUSSY

[@user-lk6sp5bu9e]

9:44 fit face

[@fredsfrenzychannelreadbio5449]

Rip da panda 2:10

[@tomatomato.better]

anyone agrees with me that at 11:37 he sounds like a stormtrooper?

[@makymillan]

Hell yea

[@rorystewart9649]

Yeah

[@gungle2595]

I absolutely loved the diary of a minecraft zombie books when I was a kid, I have a memory of finding a copy of the first at a friends house mid sleepover and I read it and it was great

[@Drag0nmaster]

I remember those!! I had audio books of them!

[@rosykindbunny1313]

I need to reread them sometime

[@ToyTasticSlime-qr2py]

i used to read them too so many memorys

[@rawnuhld]

Background music is bringing me back to the good ol Lunchtime with Smosh days

[@Michael10168]

You push the balls💀 1:36

[@ipapopa_yt]

😂😂😂

[@SnufflySpy]

5:55 Most sus toy too

[@Geometrydash419]

Yes

[@AnustarPlypoo-jg9it]

I will buy 3

[@Giga_God899]

3:46 battle cats itf theme

[@WD_RatLad]

nice

[@ejected_crew7954]

Noice

[@BTOG123]

The best comment I have ever seen

[@imjustarandomcat]

W comment

[@AvrageGuamanian]

Noice I play battle cats

[@FuzDoesStuff]

I feel like the creeper lamp should have made a yellow or red light to look like it's mid-explosion

[@Temmie_gaming]

I remember when I was younger a few of my friends had that exact same poster and I would stare at it all the time. All the little details are perfect. Reminds me of some of the subnautica posters

[@thegoose8670]

6:34 MY FATHER ACTUALLY LET ME READ IT ON KINDLE LMAO

[@ForgottenChronicler]

That wall charger and red stone block lamp are so sick honestly. I had a friend who had the latter and I remember wanting it for the longest time

[@Luna_loves_bayonetta]

2:21 LMAOOO- I have the same poster, and it’s still on my wall to this day 😂

[@Westopia]

my grandma used to buy me all this cheap minecraft merch a long long time ago... alot of it is still brand new

[@fat.oreocat]

Pug moment. At 2:50

[@philipmcdonald8839]

Dogo

[@A1zamemer]

I feel like this guy has serious potential on KZbin

[@RalseiGaming]

he will never reach 600k

[@A1zamemer]

@@RalseiGaming lol

[@Davord]

Ride Rigby right on to 1 million 😊

[@B14z3rather]

@@RalseiGaming he literally is at 609k now lol

[@epik_gaming9824]

@@RalseiGaming 4 days later

[@bananavery6760]

I've got a diamond ore lamp, just like the redstone one but blue instead lol. I've had it for YEARS. Honestly surprised it's held up so long.

[@FazbearFrights1_fortnite]

''i still chewing carl" got me on the floor

[@coolboys3120]

6:56 Creeps💀💀

[@WD_RatLad]

4:13 aw man

[@ericsuh3185]

6:07 As a kid, I loved those books for some reason. I still have them today.

[@Joker_2729]

@imnotacasualty I love this vid but I’m dying to know where you got the creeper neck pillow and enfermâmes eye mask set 9:27

[@skellyjunge]

3:56 me to a child

[@2-Way_Intersection]

lowkey disappointed he didnt keep the tattoos on for the rest of the video EDIT: also, i 100% chock the creeper crunch up to being stale and not having milk (the latter way more subjective). i had it back when it was still sold and it was *great*. the cinnamon was kinda mild compared to something like cinnamon toast crunch, but then the marshmallows added back that missing sweetness. fuckin ruled

[@TheLogoFan356]

"Hold on, I'm still chewing Karl."

[@MeatManMadison4839]

I actually used to read the “Diary of a Minecraft zombie.” when I was little lol 😅

[@MC_Onyx09]

11:43, I legit thought that was a walkie talkie

[@Zandermansfield]

I loved how I watched this while coloring my Minecraft Easter tote bag 😀

[@xenderx6707]

Ey,zander that's a cool name

[@versedrhyme41]

zander xender

[@egizikid]

5:12 I had that book! No joke, I think I still have it somewhere. My god the nostalgia.

[@gabrielmarino1535]

When he says "oldest thing i could find", I feel so old. I had this stuff man!

[@trashprime6171]

idk why but the water logged axolotl you fished up at 13:45 is the funniest goddamn thing i've seen today

[@Pikachu-tv9un]

Probably not that weird of merch but I remember stores stocking up on minecraft papercraft sets, it's just sheets of cardboard you make into objects from the game.

[@Jakeysnake918]

this was a trip down memory lane. I had at least half of that stuff. In fact, I still have the torch charger blocks!

[@MKTB22]

9:29 I had one of this but without a mask and it was Angry Birds.

[@Cygoul]

6:26 I USED TO READ DIARY OF A MINECRAFT ZOMBIE!!! (As you could tell I came out just fine. 😎)

[@ThirtyDimensionedMissile]

3:14 i have one, i scratched off all the red colours minus the one thats meant to like glow or something idk. It also is broken. And i got it in 2013-2014 (i forgot when it was released)

[@vupham-bz3te]

i also have one but it was a diamond ore so theres diff ores that's cool

[@hollowknightenjoyer]

5:12 "master builder" kind of sounds like another less appropriate word... 🤨

[@Regigigas_YT]

I literally have that exact Minecraft watch on its box right now. Never opened it as a kid lol.

[@WillSar]

1:00 "Fff-fwellets" xd i love english ppl trying to read our weird french words

[@robloxplayer3780]

I used to have one of these! 3:54

[@EP1C_GHOSTYTC]

SAME

[@PurpleTurd91]

2:48: "I'm still chewing Karl" 💀

[@crackhead5238]

Man opens Minecraft Merch, hates every single one. That was pretty entertaining though.

[@raeefmohamedakthar2029]

9:37 Definitely the tags will get in your face unless you cut it off lol 😂

[@xXRobloxcoolnathanXx]

What

[@raeefmohamedakthar2029]

@@xXRobloxcoolnathanXx the tags of the mask

[@xXRobloxcoolnathanXx]

@@raeefmohamedakthar2029 oh my bad

[@CoolDave69]

"i'm still chewing Karl"

[@kodyt914]

The red stone torch wall plug is actually sick I need to get one

[@JACKHARRINGTON]

Some of this is so 2012 it's hilarious. My friend would have happily unironically had these as a kid.

[@STaR_Ri]

4:47 I HAVE THAT FIGURE (she's broken though, her name is Carrie)

[@LeahbunVODS]

i actually had some of that creeper crunch cereal while it was fresh, it was exactly like that, the marshmallows are squishy and the brown bits taste stale

[@seanelmlinger2052]

Did you have some shipping problems with any of these?

[@trasheee]

3:30 I remember my parents bought me these same Minecraft magnets and they used to bribe me with them, so now I just have a ziplock bag of Minecraft magnets.

[@littlefox_100]

Good for you.