Cursed Mario Products

[@SensitiveFernn]

The fact that they didn't call the cereal "MariO's" is infuriating

[@natefriends9213]

Maybe they didn’t want people to confuse it with the character Mary O. or the fan game Mari0

[@ra_iningtacos]

Real.

[@GjoobAndSkarmory]

Or call the mario spaghettios mariOs

[@jorbertfivesevenaetree5043]

they arent O's tho

[@GjoobAndSkarmory]

THEY ARE NOW MUAHAHAHAHAHA

[@orangetasersauz_]

I feel like this series is slowly going to become polygon's agenda

[@TheFunnyHexagonMan]

Yeah

[@ifreeze1678]

true

[@slimeysnail]

Cursed polygon products

[@TheFunnyHexagonMan]

@@slimeysnail uh yeah

[@Local_Toaster]

Uh huh yup ya

[@alivebacontgm2]

The progression from cube shaped mugs to a mug that can kill you to a warp pipe mug that is actually a mug is insane!

[@charlesnickolaus4107]

He is referencing Kirby

[@erinpoulson2032]

@charlesnickolaus4107 Uh, no?

[@Astrotitanplays]

lol, a mug that can turn you into a skeleton.

[@WinstonGordon-j5s]

*A mug that can kill you lol*

[@mairacastillo8035]

Yaay🎉 8:21

[@Satatajoo]

16:11 okey dokey calling "BURGER KING" you got it all set

[@xxcigarettesandvalentinezzz]

yes

[@thesmilingharper]

Its more like you gotta say yes

[@Foxy-cr1nd]

It's spelled burga kiing

[@Geraldthetankengine]

16:10

[@Торнадоплюспетарда]

Burga kin'

[@anameraucana1688]

I recently found one of those 2006 Mario balls in my childhood home’s backyard while cleaning underneath the back porch. The thing somehow survived after all this time and it’s been cleaned, but is incredibly faded. The weirdest part is I have zero memory of owning this ball, nor of any family members owning it.

[@insertcreativehandlehere]

r/glitchinthematrix

[@grizzlydino]

I mean, the thing was a Mcdonalds toy so Im guessing you or one of your siblings were younger and got one of these, played with it a couple of times, then it managed to get in your porch, and just forgot about it’s existence and have no memories of owning one. I know I definitely don’t remember half the toys I got from Mcdonalds

[@vctsan3672]

💀 and r/cursedcomments cus the way you didn’t put toy. Edit: Thanks for 3 likes those 3 people😊

[@S113Productions]

Haha, I still have mine, too! Mine still has the colors on it, and looks brand new.

[@cocopuffer12]

@@S113Productionslegendary ball fr fr

[@Thatwaterfairy2]

My favorite part is when Mario says: “wake up it’s time to leave dreamland!” **funky little Mario tune plays** I want that just so he can say it

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

😂

[@tiffanym7580]

0:9

[@itsyoboiZ]

"wake up sister it's" ~james charles mario

[@nasrulali2933]

It's sound like fix it felix theme

[@emmamesser2756]

As an Australian i can confirm that Koala Mario is always waiting for me in the shadows

[@speedfarm7467]

I worked at the Timezone that had it at the front, it’s now at the Coolangatta TZ.

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@LahFlame4]

@@Blint324 ok

[@emmamesser2756]

@Speed Farm i’ve found it now!! such a silly little goober

[@luvbinn3jy]

I found it a few weeks ago in Coolangatta

[@D3ATHBRAWLS_SANITY]

I love his enthusiasm for these "Also their faces are just so goofy lookin' !!!!!1!!"

[@DookieManshack]

Yeah 😂

[@YJOSEVEN]

Me 3

[@ZizZap4]

The gummy box pulling "oddly specific" characters uses box art from Super Mario Bros 2 (the weird one with shy guys and turnip throwing). All of those characters were featured in that game. So I'm thinking it was a promotional thing released alongside SMB2. Edit now that I've watched through: Favorite game: Mario Party DS is a super fun and often overlooked game whose singleplayer campaign has gotten me through two separate longer-term power outages. Favorite product: I had an LED light of one of Racoon Mario's sprites. Loved it since SMB3 on the GBA was my first game. Unfortunately during college moving I forgot I'd left batteries in it so it's a bit corroded now. :/

[@monkey_6391]

dude i LOVED mario party ds back then, and one day i lost the cartridge and was super sad. Bought another about 2 months later though.

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@ZizZap4]

@@Blint324 what

[@beepboopboopbeep3]

@Just Me Here It honestly shocked me a little bit at first

[@wantedasylum1091]

The voice activated Mario Telephone is by far the most interesting and dynamic piece of technology. Once again Charles Martinet knocks it out of the park. Also Super Mario Galaxy is my favorite Mario game, as well as my first video game ever.

[@SuperJman1111]

Based Mario game choice

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@SuperJman1111]

@@Blint324 You know he asked everyone to stop this like 2 months ago right? That’s long over.

[@levelupsonic]

Common Charles Martinet W

[@VanessaMorales-vg8pi]

​😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@UhJ.Miguess]

8:25 polygon: "uhh because is like cows i guess" *the all mighty powerful cow starts showing up on the screen*

[@corndogbark5915]

Such a shame that the Yoshi egg mug has extra death seasoning on it, I would genuinely use one otherwise . Also, the Mario Kart Hot Wheels have no business being so cute

[@Purplepikmin_AUTTP.]

[@pup64hcp]

Your genuine enthusiasm in your videos is always really heartwarming. Keep up the good work

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@AngryMunci5]

5:38 “speaking of Mario’s balls” Nothing has ever triggered my fight or flight sense more

[@cj3537]

Couldn't agree more

[@Fernanda404-4]

🥲🔫

[@isabeltomala4502]

🥵🥵🤤🤤😫😫😩😩

[@foxneko4465]

​@@isabeltomala4502🙂

[@zooblethedoodle]

@@isabeltomala4502NAHH 😨💀💀💀💀💀

[@ZaferMertSenyurt]

5:46 giant Mario and Luigi balls?!?!?

[@Henkie16]

Ayo

[@GyeYeonGye64]

🤤

[@9KingP]

Polygon please PLEASE keep using Nene's 144p mp4 of her saying "Yayy" it brings JOY to me seeing that little goofy goober say her iconic line!

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@garebear6967]

AAAAAAAAANONONOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@just_oliwer4581]

5:45 *_"Giant Mario and Luigi Balls"_* _-Polygon Donut, 2023_

[@PolygonDonut]

Truly the quote to lead a generation

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@akirahisui-lucario5636]

5:38 Speaking of Mario Balls

[@vivianamaldonado1525]

​@@Blint324Would Ya Stop With The Waffle House Spam?

[@GreentixxyTheZeldaFan]

@@Blint324the waffle house has found its new clown, YOU.

[@sneezyy.]

This is truly one of the Mario videos of all time

[@turkey4802]

IK right

[@twv2753]

It definitely is

[@SakhotGamer]

This is usually said in a way as to say something is mid like the morbius origins it has but the meaning already got lost in translation 💀 This is video is not mid, it is a masterpiece

[@sneezyy.]

@@SakhotGamer when was it ever used to say something was mid bro 💀

[@cathymyers8286]

@@sneezyy. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@The_anything-7194]

0:28 look at the lil goober 😊💙❤️🤍

[@magizhan235]

Efcteggyfcecerffr😂

[@magizhan235]

🇰🇷🇪🇸🇸🇴🇰🇷🇸🇽🇪🇸🎉🇰🇷🇰🇵🇸🇹🇷🇪🇸🇽🇸🇳🇸🇹🇵🇳🇸🇲🇸🇽🇸🇽🇸🇱🇵🇳🇸🇱🇸🇬🇵🇳🇵🇳🇸🇹🙂‍↕️😝🤓😏🥸😉😉😎🤩😛🙂‍↕️🍎🍊🌊🌨️

[@magizhan235]

Jaederf th dtvgdt😂🎉

[@magizhan235]

J5)*;**

[@magizhan235]

Iluu

[@S0ap_Bvbbl3z]

Finding your channel is something I will never regret.

[@an4rkid]

Yep.

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@S0ap_Bvbbl3z]

Yey I got a hart :D *heart

[@Danny1th]

@@Blint324 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

[@breadcupgaming]

True faxx

[@AuthenticKale]

As an Australian-born Australian I can confirm the Koala Mario theory

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@AuthenticKale]

@@Blint324 I figured.

[@sproub]

​@@Blint324no.

[@Etnad9000]

14:44 As an Australian i can say this is fact

[@Lunablues23]

Im Australian too and this is true

[@blainechandler2574]

​@@Lunablues23naw

[@643cjon]

13:25 😊 life-changing mug

[@DanielRodriguez-jj4fg]

But it 💀💀💀💀💀

[@rankrodent2772]

Dude sounds like he’s on the verge of hysterical laughter throughout the entire video

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@jameshalper5864]

@@Blint324 not funny

[@sproub]

​@@jameshalper5864fr

[@EpicPummelYT]

Loved when Mario said “it’s marioing time” and mario’d all over the place. Truly one of the moments of all time.

[@EpicPummelYT]

Can’t believe pongon hearted my comment

[@QuasarSolarStorm]

😐😐😐 how funny

[@SuperJman1111]

This got a heart?!

[@EpicPummelYT]

@@SuperJman1111 yes 🗿🍷

[@EpicPummelYT]

@@SuperJman1111 yes 🗿🍷

[@carlosdelaguerra8302]

You can really tell right away when companies have absolutely no idea how a character exactly looks like based on their looks shapes and colors

[@NerdTheDemon]

This happens to me as well when I created my characters for a video games. I made overworld sprites for them, and then when I made portraits I had no idea how to make their faces look based on the sprites.

[@sophs1822]

2:16 got me dying

[@MaddoxandAlex]

“Okie dokie! calling BURGER KING” is so adorable 😭😭 16:10

[@DefinitelyAlive]

mario is truly one of the characters of all time

[@greenbirdstudios3462]

Truly nolen pest control termites

[@Monoconee]

Mario is all time.

[@Varaluvscats]

Did you know he’s also the number 1 [I forgor] of all time?

[@aklimabegum9795]

Yes ​@@Varaluvscats!

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@Sullivan1845]

1:07 I remember finding this at Stop And Shop and buying it. It's a shame that they stopped producing this, the cereal slapped and the marshmallows gave the milk a berry flavor. Still to this day my favorite cereal.

[@EdgarTheFan]

at 00:16:52 mario says "wake up it's time to leave dreamland" and dreamland is a level in a game called kirby

[@defaultprofilepictureguy2526]

yeah?

[@minecraftsteve610]

I didn't know Mario talked to Kirby

[@andrearohrbach747]

At 5:25 the way he said I love bro he's so sparkile

[@MCisverygood]

still can't believe they made a whole franchise based off of chris pratt

[@PolygonDonut]

Truly one of the franchises of all time

[@code_pupity]

@@PolygonDonut NO WAYY A JACK BLACK BREATHING FIRE TOY IS OUT

[@jaceyjohnson8922]

Who would name their child after a deep fried rodent?

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@code_pupity]

@@Blint324 shut up ts dead now

[@Tysmwashere]

I had so many Mario toys, games, and items back when I was a kid. It's good to see that some of them were featured in the video. If one of those items appeared on screen I said to myself "Hey, I had that!". Well done with the video man. I hope you talk about transparent technology next!

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@Tersudo]

@@Blint324 bro that gigs up now you can quit

[@oneeyeXD]

My entire immune system when I stub my toe: 13:30

[@BIGSHOT-1997.]

"Mario and Luigi balls" 😁 "Mario's and Luigi's balls" 💀

[@h0tsalsa]

As someone who grew up with a ton of this stuff, I can honestly say the Mario Mac and Cheese slapped. I think they had a Ninja Turtles one too. The fruit snacks were good too. The characters are all from Mario Bros 2.

[@HuskyHacker25]

Do angry birds next!

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@beepboopboopbeep3]

I had a lot of the food products as a little kid, and I remember loving them. Nostalgia...

[@hyliadreamer]

Who did it slap?

[@marcelaavram8763]

​@@HuskyHacker25😊

[@DonutBurger]

Wait, the koala Mario is real? All this time, I thought it was some sort of bootleg or something.

[@VictoriaBarrios96]

mee to

[@speedfarm7467]

I worked at the Timezone Arcade that had the Mario Koala statue.

[@trollsome]

That’s probably because it is

[@Large_cheddar12]

As someone who has seen the koala Mario multiple times, it is as intimidating as it looks. It threatens to eat your family if you don't donate

[@daviddavis7446]

Too bad, I already ate my family

[@Bfdi_BattleForDreamIsland]

“Speaking of Mario Balls,” Is such an unironically hilarious sentence and i love it-

[@mikzares7238]

You mean the joke?

[@RwenJaseBalboa]

theres a weird looking peach on the top corner 0:18

[@Kayyyy77]

I see wario to 0:18

[@ThatOneBloxxerNewDevice]

Did you mean peach at 0:20

[@ThatOneBloxxerNewDevice]

I don’t see the weird looking peach at 0:18

[@jastahooman]

17:00 The thing that you were actually in Kirby's Dream Land but Mario makes you get out while you in the middle of fighting DeDeDe in your dreams

[@ttahadrianex]

12:20 Fun Fact: these used to play sounds if you pressed either of their noses or emblems. It was most likely 1-1 that it played, but I somewhat remember a voiceline? It gets worse when you break the voicebox and it just spazzes out when you try to press it

[@Potandstew]

I got some news. I have those and I coincidentally broke them because they sounded weird. Also you had to click the m in Mario. Also also my mom thought when I broke it was a rat.

[@ttahadrianex]

@@Potandstew LMAO

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@Potandstew]

@@Blint324 the trend is dead

[@TravisScott124-o4l]

I have these slippers and I remember them making sounds. I think one of them is a coin block sound or something idk

[@MeOrgansAreABoilin]

Being able to call burger king by asking Mario is something I would never get in my life even if I wanted it

[@Bobbiejoinscore]

1: “you get a cool mug!” 2: 💀

[@MrBenMcLean]

On "Wake up: it's time to leave dream land!": The sound of Mario's voice was not defined as the high pitched squeaky thing we know today until Mario 64 in 1996. If you look at the Mario cartoons that were made at the time that alarm clock was released, that voice was the voice of Mario at the time. He was an Italian-American plumber from Brooklyn. Also, "dream land" is probably a reference to Kirby's Dream Land.

[@insertcreativehandlehere]

Or dream land could be referring to your dreams

[@giselletorres4156]

Reminds me of all the Mario themed pinatas, party supplies, brinca brincas, and ceramic piggy banks made by the local vendors every time I visited Mexico. The ceramic Mario always looked a little off but it adds a certain level of charm and nostalgia for me. 😊

[@M50A1]

All that stuff has such a nice charm to it, I love them

[@astriel404]

a

[@BugsyFoga]

"If you do drugs you'll go to hell before you die....please" - Mario

[@carlosemilio5180]

RIP in Pepperoni Captain Lou (He did not go to hell before or after death)

[@Luigi_Co-Singer_26]

The "Who is Mario's brother, uhhhh" got me DYING!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@kingrat9579]

I loved seeing the sus luigi toy in the lineup! We have him on the desk at work, I love looking at his odd expression whenever I'm there

[@Rblxeditingnoob]

7:07 I have the princess Peach set and I can't even look at her when the screens are off

[@patisheredotcom]

16:16 why is there a kirby maximum tomato on the box

[@KM-hv1jg]

Aww! I have a vivid memory of getting the Mario ice cream back in the 80s. I also still have that Luigi McDonald’s toy. I love how smug he looks. “Yeah ladies, I’m on a cloud.”

[@AriTheWeirdo777]

Ain't no way I'm letting that mario shower bottle thing stare at while I'm showering 💀

[@dexterdexter8208]

In general, there’s no way I’m having any character-themed shower items looking at me when I am trying to clean myself

[@goatbone]

2:36 They are all from Super Mario Bros 2 and at that time probably didn't know that shy guy would become a staple character while the others pretty much disappeared.

[@goatbone]

Ah I just saw shy guy is there but for the rest well you know.

[@cureaura2023]

Birdo: *am I a joke to you?*

[@Millymullfoxyblueagain]

keys, vines, and Bob-ombs: …

[@roach76]

Credits:so why is ostro and birdo swapped, am I a joke to you. Remake credit:at least I don’t have that problems.

[@knucklepilled]

9:59 was he not already the queen of entire series?

[@PolygonDonut]

WE LOVE LUIGMI!!!! :D

[@knucklepilled]

@@PolygonDonut do we not love luigi? also thanks for noticing my comment :D

[@princenot]

@vannillaAJofficial204 no, LUIGMI

[@knucklepilled]

@@princenot o yea ii forgor about thath

[@alexanderman31]

Gotta be honest, Luigi’s better than Mario

[@kardelenkoc9746]

your videos are just joyful and i started to rewatch them when i feel horrible 😊 also i never remember what these weird products were so it's like watching for the first time 😅

[@ibisgamer2281]

These are definitely some of the Mario's of all time

[@Kinger_who_misses_his_wife]

6:59 his eyes also follow u wherever u go into ur soul

[@liamemery1148]

5:24 ITS A ME A BALLIO

[@AnotherWorkipad]

Dude, Nintendo treats Mario, like their son Luigi as the middle child

[@sunshinecolaa]

excited for the next cursed products video where polygon donut rates the most concerning items known to man

[@VictoriaBarrios96]

atonic bonmnb?

[@sunshinecolaa]

@@VictoriaBarrios96 you read my goddamn mind

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@thetus321]

8:31 THE DANCEING COW NOT AGAIN

[@RiverWDurhamOfficial]

How is no one talking about his voice lining up with the warp pipe sound effect when he says “Warp Pipe Mug” at 13:32???

[@alextthomas]

I was expecting off-brand imitation cursed items but these are all OFFICIAL MERCH??? hilarious and also so upsetting. perhaps this was before such thing as quality control. Thank you for making these videos!! I love how excited you sound when presenting everything it fills me with joy

[@trevorfredrickson]

11:06 Bro, man really just turned into Luigi

[@Xoinks]

I swear I remember having this Luigi plush where the mustache was taken off or something?? And he just looked really really weird lmao

[@noyz-anything]

imagine mario, before he got thrusted into the mushroom kingdom, walking into a customer's house to fix their sink or something, and then he sees that the customer's house is filled with cursed mario merch

[@RafaCoringaProducoes]

6:50 mario with tv on belly could easily be cannon in telletubies lore

[@lumioise]

the old mcdonald's mario ball brought back so much nostalgia because it was passed down from family dog to family dog like an heirloom for them to play with.

[@heatherv1]

u are transgener just like me

[@lotus_flower2000]

SAME! Had no clue where my dad got it until now.

[@LunarianRhapsody]

Honestly, this videos are some of the on youtube that just brighten up my day when watching them, just the pure love for what is going on really warms my heart. Keep up the good work!

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@SageSylvie]

Every time he makes one of these videos I just like to imagine some Mario fanatic who somehow owns all of these products and how they might decorate their house with all of them.

[@AngryEnby]

I love your voice and your style of humour. You’ve earned a subscriber!

[@Haiku-project]

7:14 five nights at Mario

[@Haiku-project]

@SarahJohnson-sl9ui it’s from those Roblox games called area 51

[@BrunoTheTuber_YTreal]

@He-D0ESNT-want-meRoblox classic horror music

[@nathanbrute9075]

So glad I found this channel, I’m addicted. It sounds like you’re smiling when you talk and you’re so energetic, I always cheer up when I stick one of your vids on. I also started saying scrunkly (sp?) about cute things. Also, with your blindbags, you might just be right with your scam idea cause sometimes you can tell the content of a blind bag (by feel or by the barcode) so the seller might have picked out the whole set and sold off the doubles. Guessing boo was a common.

[@nathanbrute9075]

I only know this cause I used to work retail and it happened in store. We had loads of different blindbags from every show you could imagine, plus generic animals and shapes. You’d end up with a load of commons cause someone’d picked out all the rares.

[@PolygonDonut]

Yeah I got them on ebay so they probably were just selling the most common one that had doubles

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@rifatbobos]

Man seeing those toys really reminds me of how creative kids meal toys were

[@Blint324]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@brandye3039]

@@Blint324Phase 3 initiated: Defend the host.

[@KeatonGraves]

I’m pretty sure one of those soda cans is the one the girl crushes after she gets the hate note in The Little Rascals.

[@TheReesox]

16:08 One even more popular video is the same guy calling "bitch"and the mario figure repeats the insult.

[@LunaMoonKatt]

15:17 THE SAILOR MOON ONE IS SO CUTE!!!!! WAIT cursed sailor moon products would be a cool video !

[@ZeekkoW_GAL]

17:10 the fact that it says "wake up its time to leave DREAM LAND" and this came out when kirby's dream land 1 came out makes it funny to me idk

[@GoofyJojo]

i love your personality and the way you present the products and the way u act brings me joy.

[@calumsanderson6741]

2:07 I'm not the only one who thought the Fire Flower was Squidward at first, right?

[@zeekprado2870]

Yup your the only one

[@ball7781]

​@@zeekprado2870I can't unsee the squidward

[@CosmonautGato]

What's just as cursed is the amount of cursed toys there is

[@kayden_sm]

12:37 NO WAY. MARIO AND LUIGI AS TBH CREATURES.

[@yuzamei]

yahoo!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1

[@Cheezformeh]

I know this is a year late, but this video is truly joyous. The peculiarities of the items and foods are just so…..silly. Polygon, you are my favourite hyper fixating goober :3

[@holauuuyyy]

4:40 "The marvel moves way too fast!!!" Gravity : what do you want me to do about it??!

[@ScarfyGamingYT]

*marble*

[@BrunoTheTuber_YTreal]

The earth’s gravitational pull: 🤫🧏

[@blinky6254]

15:27 "Ayo we in da jungle" *Skree

[@rosegoldswirl]

LOL

[@BrunoTheTuber_YTreal]

EE

[@AROD-GAMER-24]

15:28

[@trevorboywill7390]

bro so life changing 13:24

[@HonkHonk42069]

For the chess one, the queen is the most important piece to the king, showing how much Mario loves his brother :0)

[@MaxElizabethboi]

I've been waiting for this all week thank you! I was so excited when Izzyxzzz shouted you out in their cursed MLP products video we've all been waiting for this lmfao

[@jujuoof174]

I love your general attitude in those videos it is so warm, comforting and silly it's great!

[@miscellaneousrat4049]

8:32 We will never truly be free of him...

[@krystalclouds]

Pnogot lore 😮

[@AlgebralienSix]

RUN 😨😨😨

[@Brickyplanes-9271]

Let’s go gambling!

[@LSDDreamer]

"One: Cool yoshi mug!!! :D Two: 💀"

[@sim-pli-s-te4015]

watching these videos feels like being a frog being cooked by my slowly warming pool of water

[@indigowendigo8165]

That's... oddly specific. ^^; Reminds me of the weird indie game Froggy Pot that goes from cute to bittersweet as a cute frog girl disturbingly relaxes to death while being cooked alive in a pot and you have to got to like, help her out of her existential suicidal depression or something. :p

[@EpicGamer12L]

1:51💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@enriquemedel6026]

IKR😂

[@BrunoTheTuber_YTreal]

My back is hurting all day and I was actually dying but I lived lucky

[@EpicGamer12L]

@@BrunoTheTuber_YTreal poor u :(

[@BrunoTheTuber_YTreal]

@@EpicGamer12Lbro how did this comment appear here-

[@GoobGoblinGoob]

14:39 as an Australian, I can confirm I have lost my family to the Mario koala

[@hedgie_doll2314]

The 1989 luigi has gotta be one of my most prized possessions. He cost me $3 and i enjoy looking at him. He stays on my desk.

[@susanxsaint]

If they just gave a regular koala statue a mario hat and mustache and maybe some overalls, it actually would've been really cute.

[@squidyparty]

11:22 why does metal mario have so much rizz in that render

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Steel rizz.

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About the koalas, that's actually really neat! Here in Minnesota we have a similar thing but with seals that are less character themed and more painted.

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16:16 i just noticed Why the hell is there a Maxim Tomato from Kirby on the box?