I BROKE REALITY stopping an army of chickens...

Merge Cannon: Chicken Defense is a game where you are attacked by the architects of the bird world, the chicken, and you must upgrade cannons by merging them together to defend yourself!
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[@javierlicea7111]

That level 1 turret has seen it all.

[@lukool1800]

This seems like one of those mobile games where in the ad, the player makes the stupidest decisions, not that you're stupid.

[@DrPsychotic]

“Hmm should I multiply by 50 on the left or subtract 700 on the right” 🤔 “I’ll go right”

[@MysteriousStranger50]

Fun fact I used to work with one of the guys who were on the team of scientists who were tasked with figuring out how to make more money from people with mobile game ads, and he was on the team that investigated the effect of viewing a bad player and thus wanting to play yourself, in order to play it right. Apparently they were paid sickening amounts of money from the mobile industry to figure out how to manipulate people best.

[@JACKHARRINGTON]

@@MysteriousStranger50 To do something like that, you'd need to be paid a lot, right?

[@Evill23]

Why did KZbin think this is BTD5 💀

[@Nolya.]

As someone who used to make gaming videos, KZbin does not automatically try to find what game it is. The person creating the video has to manually set what game they are playing out of thousands of options. So Real Civil Engineer is cultured, you see.

[@ImmortalAbsol]

Matt will have chosen it as the "closest" game with a category on KZbin so the algorithm knows who to suggest it to. It isn't automatic, or at least it wasn't last I checked. It's quite common, especially if it's a new game clearly inspired by another (not saying that's the case here).

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

@Noyla. KZbin does automatically try to find what game it is if you leave it blank. I left it blank because the game isn't on their list, so cultured I am not sadly haha

[@Nolya.]

@@RealCivilEngineerGaming Hmm, my bad then, I have always chosen at least some game when I made videos, so I never left it blank. Alright, discard my original comment.

[@Evill23]

@@Nolya. Oh oK :)

[@cuttlefish8184]

I dont know why matt never clicked the helicopter.

[@zeiram666]

I'm happy to know I'm not the only one wondering about that. 🙂

[@Mike__B]

it looked like there were multiple tabs in the upgrade screen too, this game isn't enough to compel me to look though... even if I got a "sketchy copy" of it.

[@ImmortalAbsol]

I think because he was declining the ads for once.

[@timepass4783]

I think it was one of those when you click it will give you an option to watch ads for coins

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

Clicking the helicopter gives you an ad, you only get a reward if you finish the ad so I ignored it!

[@MMJtaPenguinandDuckSmacker]

Game designers don't normally know what letter to put after T (trillion) so they just do AA, AB, AC, up to AZ then BA, BB, and so on.

[@Blend3rman]

I play a lot of incremental games, this sounds like they just don't want kids to be confused

[@Nolya.]

@@Blend3rman QMiTgCe

[@666Tomato666]

@@Blend3rman yeah, we don't want kids to accidentally learn something, that would be terrible /s

[@Blend3rman]

@@666Tomato666 why would you attempt to educate when it means fewer children will play (and spend money on) your game?

[@killerbee.13]

it obviously stands for quAAdrillion, then quinBBillion, then seCCstillion, etc (okay but really, they should just switch to scientific notation)

[@aachucko]

Oh. My. God. Theres a cannon upgrade tab.

[@SkyJoshua]

it actually default to that tab, it just lets you buy any of the cannons you already unlocked

[@nekogod]

Pretty sure you can drag cannons to the trash can in the bottom right to get rid of them. Also the price reduce upgrade reduces the prices of the other upgrades so worth getting that first.

[@astrid2432]

the biggest problem by single canon is: they shoot 1 bullet the lvl 25 cannon was stronger as the lvl 26 cannon, as the firerate is the same by all, it just shoot more bullet out and both cannon kill the enemy in the same time

[@Gamer3427]

Yea, it seemed like a lot of the cannons were straight downgrades once it started getting two round or three round versions, since most enemies were dying in one bullet anyhow.

[@MysteriousStranger50]

Matt not realising there was a second upgrade tab…

[@HMMarcon]

It's not like there is a red exclamation mark on it screaming: Click me!!!!!

[@Jdownard24]

Came here to say both these things. Seems like an oversight an architect would make.

[@itsamepersonio7338]

Matt not realizing there’s a trashcan for deleting useless cannons

[@dylanzrim3635]

@@itsamepersonio7338he used it regularly

[@drivingforgiraffes]

not an upgrade tab, just a place to buy cannons of specific levels.

[@Mike__B]

And super nifty looking future guns.... that all still fire the same white round balls. There was a designer looking to cash in on the "lets make a simple game with upgrade mechanics" genre

[@foznoth]

Nice to see Mat has fought his mobile game advert addiction.

[@DrPsychotic]

Gotta love the boom in games now and days that are 0 skill and 100% just play till you lose than start stronger this time untill you win

[@DrPsychotic]

Seriously tho the production value of these games are so low they can’t even be bothered to google proper number abbreviations once they get past trillions the b like f the billions B quadrillions Q or the quintillions they just AA AB AC now you don’t need to actually know hm money you have it’s just a number

[@user-tj2en6iy8r]

@@DrPsychotic yeah that bit pisses me off

[@usmcMike05]

This game was engineered by an architect.

[@garythesnail.6921]

Props to the editor for the VIctor part had me falling off my chair 0:47🤣

[@stormtastic7083]

making higher levels is better since it doubles damage for only 1 slot so you can for example merge all lvl 5 to lvl 6 and then fill in the rest with lvl 4 and 5 so the average damage per tower increases

[@JeffreyOller]

Gotta factor in overkill.

[@KyleSage35]

Yup, every tower upgrade is something like (previous lvl x 2) + 10%

[@sdc319]

It killed me how long it took Matt to realize the wall was upgradeable and that button was not just healing. This could be a speedrun category for time or fewest waves to maxed cannons.

[@henrymaider9229]

This is a hard watch Matt, COMBINE THE CANNONS

[@randomyoutubeenjoyer6010]

"Oh look a Portal gun!" Well, sort of 💀

[@pbsixgun6]

Multishot turrets do more than they seem to btw. It's better to keep as many of those as ya can for as long as you can, mostly cause they hit multiple enemies at once. Upgrading them immediately doesn't really seem worth it until you just can't handle the mobs anymore.

[@jakubw.2779]

Ahhh... I thought that at least fire rate and/projectile effects would change when you merge, but it's a shame that it's only damage that's changing

[@wintersking4290]

If i remember the math on turning speeds and firing arcs correctly it makes the most sense to put the strongest one in the middle since it has to turn less far there to cover the whole map than it would on the edge.

[@N0r7hS7aR]

You should play space station 13 and play as the engineer role in it, it’s chaotic and hectic at some points and playing the engineering role in that game proves to be quite difficult. The game has realistic aspects that make the jobs genuine and feel real.

[@thomasphillips885]

It needs others to play it though. Not really a solo game

[@TK-11538]

Doesn't matter how much you upgrade the tech, it still just fires ping pong balls?

[@TK-11538]

what about the the BRIGHT PINK HELICOPTERS???

[@Ancano]

Those exclamation marks and level 12 wall screaming at me most of the video.

[@NyGeL_Derey]

Peace, love and chicken. a true Simpsons moment

[@AAngelUriel]

"They are just chickens." I call fowl!

[@alexhutchings4815]

Day 2 of asking Matt to play whatever he wants.

[@KrisHall7997]

Day one of hopping on this bandwagon

[@CycleMantis]

Bit disappointing the cannons all functioned the same / had same projectile. Though they did have some nice designs, fair play!

[@sycool3837]

1:05 actually made me laugh

[@Khevor]

So... this is what happens when Chicken Invaders make landfall...

[@Spyro5500]

I'm glad Matt plays these awful mobile games so we don't have to! And he makes it very entertaining :D

[@andhodgez]

i wonder if you could've merged that lvl 1 turret with a lvl 2 to stop it being there as the image i was sitting was a lvl 2 turret.

[@Metalders]

I remember another KZbinr called Dangerously Funny played this game quite a while ago.

[@user-pe2rx3zf1n]

only gd players saw michigun on the level 30 gun

[@DavidCommini]

Matt just answered why the chicken crossed the road

[@franzrosenzweig4873]

Half of us were hoping there were going to be 19 more upgrades to the cannons. (Nice)

[@KAW96]

12 mins in and complaining that he cant be rid of a turret, when theres a trash can that glows if he picks it up xD

[@allfords3408]

it has good design of cannon but the bullet not change from lv 1😂

[@timbates6309]

These chickens look an awful lot like the boy "Nugget" from the Kindergarten Game. Chicken....Nugget....Coincidence???

[@Deathraven693]

Fairly sure I've seen daft punk wearing level 44.

[@Headshriker]

matt didn´t know how merge games work

[@ImmortalAbsol]

He maxed it in one video, not really much more you can ask.

[@aydendejong451]

Did he just fire eggs towards chicken? Doesn’t he need chicken to fabricate those eggs?

[@drsax3622]

You should know that a man with the power of nature can bring you to the end of your luck, And you should know by my stride and the look in my eye that you’re about to be massively forced to give up! Chicken attack! Chicken attaaaaaaaaaaack! Better watch your back. . .

[@KrisHall7997]

Upgrading the wall fully refills its health 2:55

[@notthatbad42]

oh no, it's this game...

[@SpongeBobq428]

Video idea (it’s the same thing I commented last time) build a one tile city and city skylines hit with every natural disaster five times

[@WillowLPotter]

Rce you inspired me to make a bridge

[@jatley91]

“In a word, that’s not ideal” 🤔

[@chuwiq01]

no "welcome to the timeberboners" yet?

[@GamerChillz]

RCE question do you remember the old hydro commercials with the train loop de loop and the remote control automobile my buddy just reminded me of them whatd you think of them?

[@ageees]

Missed opportunity for ArCLUCKtects

[@eduardot.m452]

The ARChickens

[@mr.stratholm4999]

I'm surprised that you haven't yet done a bridge review of the bridge that collapsed in the states after a container ship crashed into it.

[@TenkataSenetai]

Frankly, because it would be a bad look to make light of a tragedy.

[@nekogod]

Because people died, not really something to joke about.

[@WyatteHysell-ez9cv]

Finish portal revaluation

[@ninja23yt]

ah remember seeing graystillplays play this a few weeks ago, great game

[@matthewellisor5835]

I'm only at 12:28 but wondering how long it'll take him to notice the bin in the bottom right or figure out the helicopter.

[@matthewellisor5835]

I just died a little inside. Editor(s) I promise to never use that "B" word again and I'm considering changing my name.

[@UnregistredHyperCam2]

Merge cannon 6 and 9 and you will get magical cannon level

[@cyantasks7129]

did i just watch rce play a merge game..... I feel like we've descended into mobile gaming hell

[@gaysarahk]

Day 45 of notifying people that the Discord server's Suggestions forum is a better place to suggest new games to Matt. (Just don't ping him!)

[@kpounder4908]

This looks so good but for me it’s just ruined by the fact it doesn’t go forever and there’s a cap to everything (especially seeing as it’s so easy; if it took a week of constant playing to get lvl 50 turret it’d be fine)

[@mtbrocket]

Great video. Weird game. 😊

[@marcrubin9359]

Can someone explain why the English love KFC so much? Taking the train across the country, I don't think I've ever seen that many KFC's in my life. They have some tower sandwich thing that's very American.

[@scottdebrestian9875]

They like breaded fish, which is the chicken of the sea.

[@SynSpiderz]

I'm disappointed at there being a lack of comments about large male chickens.

[@Karolomen]

Not all large males have chickens.

[@henrikmuller8297]

Its a architect move not to delete level one Canon

[@Bettfernando]

46 looks very efficient to me

[@meiyumei_]

The archicken

[@maomaotan]

click the helicopter!!!!!!!

[@David-mx4kk]

Bet no one can guess how many times he said merge😂

[@zezohunit7565]

game name?

[@thatbritishlad3378]

its on a website called crazy games. Then search for chicken defense.

[@capsizabidin9036]

YOU SHOULD PLAY STELLAR SETTLERS

[@Druforithe]

well that game looked poorly balanced

[@jerseyd7131]

So hard watching that level 1 gun take up space through the whole game instead of you putting it in the trash can…. You do it for the comments don’t you 😂

[@mcpenguin001]

Timberborn tomorrow

[@ollieollie6220]

Gg on you being first

[@user-rp4jx1it5k]

Yes please! I'm a beaver addict. I can't sleep anymore because i ask myself what will happen to the Penguins during the next poowater flood

[@ollieollie6220]

@@user-rp4jx1it5k Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop wave incoming!

[@barrymichael-james6289]

guessing you didnt see the drag it to the bin option to get rid of tthat #1 tower huh

[@Gbmaster137]

guessing you missed when Matt said it was glitched and couldn't do anything with it huh

[@Karolomen]

@@Gbmaster137 thanks, I missed that as well! and later on I saw him use the bin on another cannon so I was confused

[@Wtflotus]

New vid yay

[@YangGeometryDash]

bro matt has some serious engineer skill issue he died many times while i never died once 💀

[@Leon-eu8qv]

He never maxed out the wall

[@danielkosko2908]

2 weeks old, 195k views but only 7k likes and 271 comments😢 What kind of engineers don't leave likes and comments?

[@suvipk]

Pain to see this kind of gameplay

[@geebsterswats]

Is this a reupload? Maybe it was a GrayStillPlays video I’m thinking of

[@evanlackey]

Trun right?

[@creativemonkeyz12]

Bro was in a sifi alian age for two different looks and than he said similar age lol

[@Ghozer]

Uh, drag the level 1 onto the trash icon? ;)

[@alexandermaag9906]

I have to say something. Why did Matt use the Bucket to throw away Turrets at 19:27, but still kept the lvl 1 Turret. Makes no sense to me 😅

[@YuVW]

he did mention that the middle spot there is bugged, so he couldn't do anything with the turret there

[@davidparkersteyn2666]

​@@YuVWprobably could have trashed it though...

[@Slipte]

Oh god no not the chickens please not (gets stationeers ptsd)

[@stephenp8232]

Seems like you want your middle highest but the outside the closet multi shot for aoe.

[@JustAWildMTTC]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it died too quickly.

[@notthatbad42]

oh no, not this game...

[@LongSchlongMcBong]

Hi RCE, I'd love to see you play Railway Empire 2. I've been really enjoying the game and I tried to search your page to see if you've played it, and couldn't find anything. I think it's right up your alley.

[@meatharbor]

It's making me unreasonably angry that this game refers to income as "profit."

[@TinaGloria2012]

If you know this game are you not yelling at Matt to click the helicopters??

[@gopihan]

It is amazing how many mistakes you make in these games and how you can mess up so badly. I maxed my towers first run to 50 without dying a single time. If you don’t watch adds you will just lose. That’s the focus of all these games.

[@andimunasira8260]

This aint btd5 💀💀💀💀💀

[@user-jl4es4qw2p]

I sense a pattern between your videos and @blitz videos. He did this game not too long ago, as well as another game (press the button).

[@chayforster5138]

where can i play this on PC

[@mdabusaqibalamansari9979]

Please upload more polybridge videos

[@rurimuni2937]

Mind numbing games to entertain architects...

[@gungameplays440]

The fact not one letter of defeat is in victor, anyways im off to kill gru now

[@JayW489]

Hello mat