I Brought Back JESUS in HOI4!

[@michaelmutranowski123]

Joan of Arc was illiterate, so the British had her sign a piece of paper which they then said was a confession of her guilt and burned her at the stake for heresy. The Roman Catholic Church later overturned this conviction and restored her reputation.

[@OddlyStrangeProductions]

I loved it when Kristibbs said "It's Jesus time" and Jesus'd all over the place

[@SqicK99]

"subscribe and Jesus will give you a girlfriend" bro why so accurate

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Yes

[@giulianopisciottano8302]

​@@kristibbs-lg9gy I subscribed a long time ago and have gone outside to touch grass, where's my girl?

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

”Publicly subscribed to you for 2 days” idk about that man. Anyway its gonna be there soon there is heavy traffic.

[@giulianopisciottano8302]

@@kristibbs-lg9gy 2 days? I thought I subscribed like 2 months ago 🤔. I am sorry then, guess my memory is playing tricks on me, I'll wait.

[@marcgalofre9309]

Lit i subbed like two months ago and i got a gilfriend last week

[@lestersun9845]

11:46 You are transporting your supplies from seaways, and your convoys are getting torpedoed, that’s why your troops have no supply because they are sank in the Mediterranean. just ban the access of the water alongside your supply route and connect naval bases and supply depots with railway.

[@acatusingtherockemote8619]

blasphemy to the max

[@RraltKing]

i thought it said black jesus 💀

[@nutelli7816]

You have all my respect for having the courage to click on Italy in HOI4 and then play. I hop one day you will recover

[@-w-6323]

kristibbs whenever theres an event : i aint reading all that 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥( i once again beg you to not do this to yourself and play france)

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Its coming soon.

[@tacoburritothe3rd]

@@kristibbs-lg9gyi truly pity you

[@eldhhh1503]

Latvia not mentioned again 🇱🇻🇱🇻🥲😥😥

[@river1284]

Did not expect this to be bro's most controversial video

[@rogerr.8507]

not just any jesus, thats mormon jesus

[@AJ_R6]

this deserves alot of likes ngl

[@edvinaskalasnikov3479]

May the Lord show mercy to the wicked

[@supersoldaroinlegion8378]

Average kristibs video

[@Trayaurette2195]

I love Jesus.

[@fil2021]

romanian mountain general

[@Glacussia]

Why christians taking it so serious it's just a hoi4 video😭😭😭

[@carinaslima]

It’s our beliefs dude

[@ilgarisnotme5001]

Pope:JESUS CHRIST ITS HIM Jesus:yes im jesus

[@AniRichard]

This Also My Reaction if Jesus has returned or comes back from heaven.

[@AbitantedelVault]

Just to get a girlfriend I decided to unsubriscribe and subscribe again

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Smart

[@AbitantedelVault]

Eheheh

[@derAlphabet]

And? Did it work?

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

@@derAlphabet ofc

[@AbitantedelVault]

@@derAlphabet yeah, but she wants to fight the british and says God told her to

[@teamfossil6312]

20:31 they’re the polygamists

[@jasonmiles675]

I fucking love what you said close to the end of the video.

[@kosmaster1244]

Kristibs when Danzig form Prussia and Germany in rt56?( im kinda forget to write this on previous videos)

[@andrasrichardjando5194]

Swiss? Nah. Switzerlandish!

[@shivanshverma2825]

The sheer lack of respect is funny af

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Idk man..... All I am gonna say is that I did not burn any witches....

[@wastelander89]

I really enjoy your videos i hope u get alot more subscribers 👍

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

I appreciate that!

[@Potocalter]

"Back to Life" Uhm, you are 1988 years late, He is alive and He will return

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

When?

[@Potocalter]

@@kristibbs-lg9gy 36 AD

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

WHEN WILL HE RETURN

[@Potocalter]

@@kristibbs-lg9gy My Guess is between 16 years (Euphrates drying up) and 150 Million years (Moon fully rusting)

[@Potocalter]

@@kristibbs-lg9gy ik You aren't religious, but I will answer your questions

[@danthemantis3878]

if Jesus was real, he would not have placed the papal states in Italy and instead put it somewhere civilised and peaceful like the Balkans #balkanisethepapacy

[@StackND]

If Jesus was real❎ Jesus is real✅

[@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728]

Jesus was Albanian I'm zero thirds Albanian so I know what I'm talking about

[@somedude5119]

​@@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728No, he was Romanian, all of balkans is rightful romanian land

[@SomeWeirdDudeExpert]

@@somedude5119bro no he was Serbian 😂😂😂😂

[@JindoKing]

@@SomeWeirdDudeExpertnah he’s from Luxembourg

[@Rosie-su3fb]

Honestly, respect for dealing with the cesspools in this comment section so well.

[@Agmanfe]

"Khrist"

[@illi1059]

I noticed you didn't use often tanks, why is that ? It's fine against ai sometime but i remember when you played ottoman against russia in kaiseredux. And like you didn't manage to do anything bc your troops had very few amount of breakthrough, even armored cars would have been fine for cheap breakthrough. Btw i think you should play the mod world war zero if you didn't do it already it's a very fun mod btw it's easier to make world conquests.

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

I don't really use tanks because I don't know how to design them. And I usually play minor nations who don't have the production capacity for tanks. Also I can usually do just fine with infantry so I don't really feel the need for something more.

[@illi1059]

@@kristibbs-lg9gy in that case i reccomand you using armored cars it's really sufficent for minor nations + you can use them for garrisons, they are cheap give breakthrough and also some doctrine give very low org loss so you can have lot of them + no need to bother to design them.

[@notowner]

1:07 can i give money and love jesus

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Sure.

[@maxxedout2563]

kristibbs really lost it, what comes next.... Playing Frace?

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Perhaps.....

[@liviapavel316]

The people from switzerland are called Swiss nit switzerlandish😂😂😂

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

I know I just wanted to say like a tongue twister.

[@SlovenianMapping]

People acting like your views impact them, like bro we are all entitled and people need to realize there is no religious peace aswell. This is a hoi4 mod people really need to understand. Looking forward to more uploads!

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Ahhhh yes the based Slovene.

[@therandompersona]

Apparently Jesus takes a while in fulfilling requests, but since I've commented I'll like this video as well.

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

He clocked out for the day. Next shift is in 8 hours. Requests are fulfilled in the order they where placed.

[@gfzsdvvagsf]

Yyyyeeeeeeaaaaah your alive

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

???

[@KuzmaKozlov]

I love you Kris!!!

[@NemeczeK101]

What CPU you got?

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

AMD Ryzen 7 7800X3D 4.2GHz

[@NemeczeK101]

@@kristibbs-lg9gy Thought so, game goes real fast for you, I wanna upgrade to 7800X3D eventually too 😊

[@donbasshatecrew6509]

I've believe in jawsus

[@rickypratama855]

Jasjus

[@AvarageYoututbeUser]

Jesus Crist

[@VictorGeorge83]

Hello! You can play as Romania?

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Yes I am able to but I don't plan to do it soon. I have 3 or 4 Romania videos so go watch them.

[@minikatze7388]

"Its small but thats only half of it " Amen brother . Standard answer xD

[@farmonxqc9370]

Switzerlandish 😭🙏

[@erto2657]

Nuke Bolivia

[@WT_Bolt]

Based

[@DimitrijusLT]

Christianity is nothing to joke about.

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Yeah i know...... Christians did some really fucked up shit throughout history. I should take it more serious.

[@JindoKing]

@@kristibbs-lg9gybring back allah next as some Muslim country

[@LegendFoxakamrsnek]

@@kristibbs-lg9gyyes we did,but I would ask for you to be a bit more tolerant:)

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

@@LegendFoxakamrsnek I will only be as tolerant as the Christians are with other religions. Or with other Christian denominations.

[@LegendFoxakamrsnek]

@@kristibbs-lg9gy not all Christian’s are intolerant,thank you

[@S_L_E0_161]

Why are they so mad about you making jokes About. religion

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Lack of education and indoctrination.

[@DrillyLuckzz]

You dont make jokes about religion. Plus this is disrespecting Jesus / mocking Jesus.

[@DrillyLuckzz]

@@kristibbs-lg9gy shutup you European

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Is that an insult?

[@x1h122]

@@DrillyLuckzz what's wrong with making jokes about religion? i see christians do it all the time

[@endrikrashi]

Bringing back Jesus is pretty cool you know what would also be very cool: That's right Enverist Albania come on man your getting me too tired. 😘

[@MicahBell_Offical]

umm, what the sigma?

[@S_L_E0_161]

Mali campaign ❓️❓️❓️

[@hamza-devran5255]

On 14:11 there are two Chinas. Can anyone explaine this?

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

The game is good.

[@Onyxx-h05]

Another kristibbs classic!!

[@jackkreacherr9339]

You pretty much are forcing me to sub. Touche

[@BORLMBK]

22:10 it’s probably good for you if you get those comments. KZbin sees any interaction with the video (liking, disliking and commenting) as an interaction it doesn’t care what it is they’re all the same thing to the algorithm

[@flyingrainfrog898]

Ah yes my favorite neutral nation with the Switzerlandish cheese and the switzerlandish bank

[@windowsmistakeedition6150]

Holy Carolingian Empire, I hope that one "Holy" isnt sus like one from TNO 💀

[@Ypsilon66]

Oil up

[@mankymax117]

The Orthodox path is a lot of fun. Love you xx

[@gregendlikelegend3339]

dont be mad people ,kristibbs i forgive you i will pray for you aswell

[@Karma.3636]

Thats Crazy man

[@x__xbarryyo7742]

even tho i am not christian but i think video is good "i am a muslim i believe jesus is a prophet"

[@morganvikings_]

Lmao I’m Christian and this is funny af. Idk why ppl are getting so pressed about jokes

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Idk man maybe they are the false Christians Jesus worn us about =)))

[@shout6892]

because you are not taking your faith seriously!

[@morganvikings_]

@@shout6892 no, faith is more fluid than many Christian’s make it seem. Anyway, you must be very insecure to not be able to take a joke at your religion.

[@benzelmer8111]

They’re getting mad cause he’s calling Jesus a sky wizard in the comments.

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

No that is completely wrong. I just called him a regular wizard.

[@cwao3]

👍

[@Wolf-x3u]

what about boyfriend from the gay people

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

What?

[@Gas_229]

Funny af vid even tho Jesus was Jewish and not Catholic 💀

[@SlovenianMapping]

dawg make up your mind, you said not funny ngl on the reply and saying its funny now

[@lbgamer6166]

And?

[@Gas_229]

@@lbgamer6166 the video is funny but him calling him a fictional book character ain’t, that’s what I’m getting at

[@shout6892]

not jewish in the modern sense if you look how the talmud insults him

[@carinaslima]

@@Gas_229True.

[@blackedout2308]

kris, how is I see how long I folow you?🤔🤔🤨

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

You have to enable public subscription. Search for a tutorial I don't know how to do it.

[@indodanishmapping]

Christianity & Islam He Loving Reactions

[@oro88]

5:44 - not really, ecumenical ideology assumes that all Christian denominations should coexist in cooperarion and understanding. Also sorry, I love Jesus, no Patreon for you brother.

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Whatever You Say buddy

[@oro88]

@@kristibbs-lg9gy but I did subscribe!

[@україна-ы5х]

мені подобаються ваші відео❤

[@ThundrRblx]

god is gooood

[@lestersun9845]

chad bro I respect you🫡

[@Justus-xb9bj]

blasphemie to its finest (thats a bad thing btw)

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

WOW

[@tymurleshan411]

🎩 🧐🍷

[@Ingaldre]

Soy

[@classclown911]

707 ;) Ps: Jesus is ballin

[@romanianmonarch1]

Stop blaspheming the Lord

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Or what?

[@tacoburritothe3rd]

@@kristibbs-lg9gyyou are our lord

[@anticrowned]

@@kristibbs-lg9gybro out of respect

[@BigScreamingBaby]

​@@kristibbs-lg9gyChicken butt

[@tenty5937]

@@kristibbs-lg9gy or I’m going to touch you inappropriately

[@talan902]

Hello kristibbs

[@pacioza120]

615 views in 24 minutes? Bro fell of so bad

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

This video did better then my last 7 what do you mean =))

[@LeroxYT]

ಠಿ⁠ヮ⁠ಠ

[@andreasvukovich6394]

Do you approve of Ceausescu

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Wtf is that suppose to mean? He died 35 years ago btw.

[@andreasvukovich6394]

Okay

[@JacobBartlett-mh4xy]

Hejuses

[@Szczursonedycjebaza]

"Haha im so funny" Nah you are not

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Let me guess it is because I took the lords name in vain?

[@Szczursonedycjebaza]

@@kristibbs-lg9gy Yes? Like i now you are not Christian but just respect other religions (sorry for my bad english)

[@drakez2332]

​@@kristibbs-lg9gyJust BE respectful ITS Not that hard

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Not even religious people respect each others religions why do you expect me to do it?

[@drakez2332]

@@kristibbs-lg9gy because you are maybe a decent human being Just because other people dont do IT doesnt mean you also dont have to do IT.

[@Vestyyy887]

Why did funni Map man make the Kingdom of Man? Is he Stupid?

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

?????

[@Vestyyy887]

@@kristibbs-lg9gy its a reference to The R/Batmanarkham reddit

[@danielhorak9552]

What about you bring equestria?

[@nottrp481]

Forsen

[@PANDUSIULO]

Hi

[@Vincent19752]

Stop blaspheming the lord

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Do you think he will really get upset for calling him names like a 5 year old would?

[@zandermander1928]

@@kristibbs-lg9gy The lord's ego is very weak, I guess.

[@lbgamer6166]

@@kristibbs-lg9gyHe won’t get upset, he will only have pity for you for your eternal fate.

[@lbgamer6166]

@@kristibbs-lg9gyHe’ll feel only pity

[@kristibbs-lg9gy]

Well good for him then. If I he wants to doom me for eternity for calling him a wizard then I am fine with it. Just let me do my thing.

[@Szomialma]

I am Not like the romanians you should respect religions and if you don't idk ehat will happen i aint any wizard