I Built The Most Over The Top End Portal In Minecraft Hardcore

[@Kolanii]

smash like

[@Kaiser_666]

Why not

[@chillwaffle13]

waffles

[@mateo..]

why not

[@Boxel-24]

First person to reply

[@zero-z4551]

For us of course

[@dummy056]

Kolanii casually destroys something that took probably months to make and just like “Eh” and keeping his suffering internal for our entertainment is probably the most admirable thing I’ve seen a Minecraft KZbinr do

[@StevenPerrett]

Him irl when it happened in his brain “whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy diiiiiiiiid iiiiiii dooooo thiss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@denisekyles4299]

this is what a lot of youtubers do, well the most hated on. it's always the wrong channel....

[@korjezilla]

I think he can return that build by reloading his End world files from another save

[@ardynizunia9709]

@@korjezilla Let's hope he thought of doing that, but given his previous videos, he is obviously an expert in world file manipulation for all sorts of illegal item shananigans, so I'd think he has a backup of that build as well.

[@jameselementalgames4420]

Bro he must have a backup

[@ruthiewitter569]

The dry humor. The insane editing. The perfectly satisfying jump cuts for block placement chains. The crazy ideas. The casual ending. No shouting. I love Kolanii.

[@Not_so_hades4356]

ur a poet and u didn't know it

[@CornbreadFish]

@@Not_so_hades4356saying that talks about rhymes

[@ruthiewitter569]

@@Not_so_hades4356 is this by chance a reference to the scarlet pimpernel because i hear that line in his voice XD thank you for commenting that made my day

[@thahoule7924]

Basically all of that copied straight from sandiction lol

[@-TheChosen0ne-]

My favorite is “We’re gonna need a shed load of sand to do this. Wait what’s this? *reads sign* oh wow, it’s a shed load of sand!”

[@TheDawnBlush]

Regular people being bored: “I’m gonna watch some KZbin” Meanwhile Kolanii:

[@Vertseal]

Are you implying that Kolanii isn’t a normal person

[@rinamudgal215]

@@Vertseal bro trynna start a fight lol\

[@Tasd541]

Literally me rn😂😂😂

[@Bappers489]

​@@Vertseal yes

[@emilycordeiro9217]

what are "regular people"

[@Loch_Ness_Lachster]

I love how he isn’t even trying to flex, he just literally has to resort to using emerald blocks as a wireframe.

[@gleepynopscop]

He had dirt in his hotbar tho?

[@zArcade_]

maybe thats because raid farms are so effective that he has unlimited emerald blocks?

[@zArcade_]

its not a flex to use emerald blocks if you have a effective farm that makes thousands of blocks per hour

[@Feller19]

​@@zArcade_ We get it, why'd you say it twice and what's with the tone

[@zArcade_]

@@Feller19 bro ask urself that question

[@YouTube]

"as long as it works i don't care" story of my life 💀

[@SecondSagethegamer]

YOO FIRST REPLY TO KZbin HI

[@LewisV7_]

yoo youtube?

[@CORA2763]

real youtube 😭

[@theconphentedcow241]

Story of your employer's life 💀

[@SillyAnimationsYt]

Bruh youtube

[@overdynamic164]

Yay we’re back for kolanii’s unenthusiastic sarcasm

[@gutssparkle]

Fr

[@Pixelarator]

I like this

[@PbeingXD]

Yup

[@Astro-Guy]

YESSIR

[@impepsii]

yes

[@fizitdaboi]

in my eyes, kolanii has the perfect personality that a hardcore KZbinr should. endless sarcasm, acting bored all the time, and puts himself through endless and unnecessary pain just to entertain us. 20/10.

[@TommyToes96]

He is literally the perfect minecraft youtuber

[@rycro]

@@TommyToes96 and he's the only one that doesn't like kids

[@fisheez_3]

@@rycroaCookieGod?

[@rycro]

@@fisheez_3 probably likes kids

[@ermwhatt_hesigma324]

and he's the only one to go popular and then not become a pedophile

[@goldsniffer]

I like how this guy just sounded so casual when he almost died in his hardcore world.

[@toastedcheezez9096]

Well if you're an experienced minecraft player and he had totems I'm pretty sure he wouldn't of worried

[@HarrellWard]

Well he is an actual goat at this game

[@DivinelyOdder]

he wasnt even close to dying

[@rivers169]

This map save file has got to be the most valuable file in all of Minecraft, just from the sheer dedication alone.

[@archon7105]

Yeah but what happens if it’s corrupted? Like the amount of stuff he’s done and it hasn’t corrupted is amazing

[@potato5813]

​@@archon7105maybe he has some backups just in case

[@Carlos_West]

You do realize it’s more than likely faked, right?

[@Machiavellian4]

@@Carlos_West Stop hatin lil bro

[@Carlos_West]

⁠​⁠@@Machiavellian4 explain the random cuts

[@TheCatsPajamas_]

Not only did this guy spend ages on this build, he edited the whole thing aswell. Respect

[@danitho]

He doesn't have an editor?

[@anantsharma7955]

@@danitho no

[@Txddy_bexr]

Confusing

[@DoughnutBS]

Fun fact: Kolanii’s sanity decreases 25% per episode

[@SeaScutes]

But wait there’s been more than 4 episo-

[@MisterPencil.]

​@SeaScutes that's the joke

[@SeaScutes]

@@MisterPencil. I know that’s why I cut it off

[@MisterPencil.]

@@SeaScutes it was sarcastic as well

[@ObamaBoy99]

His sanity is currently at -475325%

[@Thebirdman206]

You know its a good YEAR when Kolanii uploads.

[@arnav_6133]

​@Pikachuandthelegendofzel-jk1if welome to your decadly dose of kolanii

[@davidward9550]

I wonder why he doesn't upload weekly

[@DemoTheNPC]

@@davidward9550 too many over the top projects he spent 25 hours ON HALF OF THE FRAMES

[@davidward9550]

@@DemoTheNPC that's right, you see that's what makes the joke funny

[@constellationmaker145]

hello everyone, this is your monthly dose of kolanii

[@antonytheocharidis9576]

One thing I love about Kolanii is that every two months or so, I find myself thinking "huh what was the name of that minecraft youtuber doing those 100 day challenges? With the crazy builds and the dry humour?" then I find the channel, see that there are no new vids, but just the fact I THOUGHT about it, a new vid will soon be up. 4 times in a row now, it's been within the same week. My body clock has somehow tuned in with Kolanii's upload schedule.

[@mreemer5594]

Dude youre him... 😂

[@mikhailkerman8323]

Same

[@raznaak]

... Same.

[@FlagrantOdin]

Dude so relatable

[@BloominqFlxwer]

Same, I always forget his name LOL

[@petrsvetnicka7620]

"Koolani, can you build an End..." "Ok." "... portal?" "Too late."

[@Sakuri_YT]

Fr lol

[@NITE_CALEB]

Lol

[@TCMKingGT]

“Koolani”?

[@asryampolyip53255]

Who is Koolani

[@666thmoab]

@@TCMKingGTtranslate that to the same language and do nothing pls i dont understand (Thats what google translate is doing)

[@Commonroadduckspoon]

Other KZbinrs: spends 1000 days making a mega base Kolanii: alright in todays video im making the end island to scale in the over world, oh and making a mega end portal around it

[@TACOCAT_67]

well done for summing up the video

[@I_am_and_always_will_be]

Also guiding the actual fucking ender dragon there. Just for funsies

[@Commonroadduckspoon]

@@I_am_and_always_will_be yea 👍

[@Crew-x-]

Normal KZbinrs: I built a cool nether hub Kolanii: Portal but just bigger

[@Cody_Wolf1]

The friggin art of little Kolanii riding the ender dragon was adorable- 10/10

[@namesanikin]

yeah

[@dement_tf2maybe]

"friggin"🤓

[@Keygentlemen]

Smolanii

[@Keygentlemen]

@@dement_tf2maybe go outside

[@dement_tf2maybe]

@@Keygentlemen i did, i had to cleanse my eyes with nature after seeing that comment

[@AsianJellyFish]

I love that with each new video you can hear kolanii gradually losing his mind more and more

[@moymoyap]

The dry-cut humor is one of my favorite parts of kolanii’s videos, aside from the insane builds ofc

[@Beppojoe]

THERE IS NO WAY I'M LITERALLY DOING THE SAME THING EDITING THE VIDEO RIGHT NOW KOLANII NOOOOOO

[@Mewthmilk]

First also rip

[@lostboythirdworlds]

This will be an amazing comparison

[@ArhamShahid-s9d]

U need to be faster and also love your vids

[@W1ffle600]

dont steal his idea🤣🤣

[@nerdyguyD679]

​@@W1ffle600if they're already editing it i don't think its a stolen idea lol

[@Tasty_flapjacks]

The fact that he was able to even get that dragon into the overworld without commands in hardcore Minecraft is insane to me not only that but the amount of patience and attention span this guy has is almost god like and is something I aspire to have one day and I think we can all agree that this man is the greatest hardcore builder on KZbin like the stuff this guy pulls off every video is astounding

[@palmosmostlyminecraft]

Wunbas also good but I agree mostly

[@Tasty_flapjacks]

@@palmosmostlyminecraft I don't know that channel but I'll check it out to see

[@Finixyz]

Credit to sandiction

[@TimothyKillens]

kolanii should have more subs

[@feIon]

getting the dragon into the overworld was arguably the easiest part

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Is there anything this guy can't do?

[@RonanBremer]

No😂

[@ClassyChicken240]

He is God 😂

[@akumadesukara870]

Make a bad video

[@Toatser]

He can't touch grass that's it.

[@Lil_Ducky43]

A proper upload schedule

[@Dimmy_gaming]

1:06 this is painful to watch this was one of my favourite one of your builds

[@Cangkirwalez]

Yeah 😢

[@zero-z4551]

I wish he would rebuild it

[@Da-real-Meowsplash]

Same my friend. Same, I hope he saved the end file and loaded it. This is my only comfort in this situation.

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

For this man, having an ender dragon in the overworld really is no more special than a regular monday

[@AdidasDoge1]

putin are you really watching this while everyone in your country is dying

[@ArkhamGhost295]

Totally didn't send the United states of America after you because of the oil you discovered

[@ArkhamGhost295]

@@AdidasDoge1 gotta take a brake from the war

[@alex_itsme]

@AlbertSatnoianu no shit sherlock

[@sillyvampxd]

@AlbertSatnoianu woooww do u not know what sarcasm is

[@liutiancheng184]

Kolanii hasn't postened for so long that I forgot he had so may God damn cats

[@IamWone]

For our sins we deserve eternity in hell, but God loves us so much he came as Jesus to pay the price of our sins through living a perfect life for us, his death and his resurrection so we can be forgiven and receive eternal life if we follow and obey him in faith FOR LIFE , Jesus loves u and desires to have a personal relationship with you of love, peace, redemption and obedience ✝️ May Jesus bless you, repent of your sins and turn to Christ before it's too late 🙏🏿❤️😊😊

[@cookiefrog]

Me too

[@queenwednesdayart]

@@IamWone no

[@flamster5697]

@@IamWone hail satan

[@Gel-chann]

@@IamWone stfu we aint care

[@DeadEyeZai]

People : TOUCH GRASS Kolanii : i have 9,387,212 blocks of grass

[@PhoenixVir1]

🩻

[@PhoenixVir1]

🩻 🩻

[@CornbreadFish]

@@PhoenixVir1it’s a joke about the saying “touch grass” and it’s funny because the joke is implying he got that amount of grass, and the “touch grass” joke is talking about people that grind like Kolanii.

[@SplitClassic]

​@@PhoenixVir1gen alpha moment

[@Aaylias]

Imagine being a villager and you just see an ancient dragon flying through the sky with a flying machine and Kolanii is just smiling and waving

[@josiahamabry]

The editing style is perfect. No intro, high pace, perfect comedy. Well done Kolanii

[@darth124]

The wait for these always sucks but then Kolanii drops the coolest shit you’ve seen in Minecraft history and it always makes it worth it. Keep up the amazing work man.

[@ExityOfficial]

13:52 Old sheep: it was horrible and I saw my life flash before my eyes Lamb: ok grandpa

[@False_Auf]

Underated

[@AndrewEfendi]

“I guess thats the cost of being really rich” Has the same vibe as “cry about that in your Bugatti”

[@SparrowsKeep14]

I've seen a lot of Minecraft builds, but yours are genuinely some of the most creative and it's so cool to see you pull them together

[@deesnyder23]

We need unedited recordings of these videos. Where it's probably like a weeks worth of pure uncut Kolanii suffering

[@KalliopeAster]

Now that the old End builds are practically in ruins, here's a video idea: make it seem like a tragic incident occurred in The End that caused the structures to be destroyed. Also, some of the towers look like they're floating so you could probably do something super cool with them.

[@vanvee88]

Thats's a good idea

[@daepicnutterbuttter]

16:04 kolanii edging the pickaxe durability

[@AgenMerlin]

Kolanii sounds like the most uninterested dedicated person. I'm also pretty sure, he gave up on keeping the last bits of sanity he had. I love him.

[@Pranav_kamble123]

This guy and sandiction are literally beasts, one guy builds massive structure just for fun and other guy uses netherite in his build but walks in diamond Armor and they both do this in hardcore mode Just insane ( Love both of yours content)

[@st4r.xx13]

2 goats

[@tommybennetts8729]

asks the cats for their opinion then immediatley asserts dominance by not giving a crap about their opinions

[@donitsipullip2483]

I like how fast pace this video is. Like there is no unnecessary crap that I have to skip through

[@adamsgaming1444]

14:46, “I think he’s protesting on behalf of all the squids that died for this build.” “It’s not gonna stop me buddy, it’s not gonna stop me” Average Minecrafter

[@rainbowtrees9130]

Me

[@chuckdaduck7625]

BABE KOLANII JUST POSTED

[@Ignis930]

Kolanii: Disapears for four months Also Kolanii: *CASUALLY MAKES A MASSIVE END PORTAL* Also ALSO Kolanii: Comes back with a banger video for me to watch🗿

[@Syphix-e2c]

11:00 One eye has a white spot in a different place

[@AnormalHoovy]

I hate the fact that I read this cause once I saw it it was all I saw

[@SparkJex]

Glad to see ya back Kolanii. :) Please be back sooner than 4 months

[@Luring_Leon]

I waited 1850 seconds for this

[@bujowithkash7616]

this makes me want to buy kolani merch

[@rinamudgal215]

i bought kolanii merch 30 minutes after watchig this video, your implications are simply pathetic

[@the94thtoast]

⁠@@rinamudgal215*1850 seconds

[@Christian-f6i]

9:02 “let’s steal an entire forest of birch”camman18 versus Kolanii

[@blueblend_]

The Pain I felt when he spawned the dragon and the end tower build got destroyed. how do ya even not cry or feel so sad when that breaks.

[@LeNayomaise]

Wake up, New Kolanii vid just dropped.

[@greenknight555]

Im up

[@Dagigacat737]

Kolanii will soon hire mojang

[@Cangkirwalez]

He make KZbin(official) hire his video ❤🎉

[@Wicked12cFN]

0:34 “It took 50 hrs to build but we’ll blow it up.” Classic kolani XD

[@deeUltra]

9:00 Bro stole an entire forest lol

[@Ghost_Inbound]

He was the onceler

[@SugarMonke69]

💀💀💀💀

[@AyanIslam-qx6pt]

Kolanii casually destroying his end base just make another end island with a dragon in the over world😂

[@hiddehamstra8544]

3:08 i love the animation here

[@trixwang3925]

The dedication is insane!! Kolanii is like one of the only people ever to: 1. Go a bit over the top with his builds 2. Doesn't stop until the project's finished 3. Make the most satisfying ASMR videos just by placing blocks. How insane is that?

[@DerpTheGamer74]

Idk why but at 0:38 when he says “I have an RTX 4090.” it made me die laughing. This dude’s dry humor makes me laugh every single time 😂

[@armadillo206]

Glad the 1850 seconds are up

[@jokehit14]

5:47 for some reason I found this really funny him explaining

[@nintony2994]

Dude your patience is amazing. I would've given up by the second portal frame D:

[@AtabbEdits]

18:57 i never knew the like button would light up when he says "thumbs up"

[@Hana1LuLu]

The taste, the skill (like figuring out which blocks to use for macro translation??), the confidence, the sheer _commitment_ this mad lad has. He’s everything I enjoy in watching things about Minecraft! (Well, he and CallMeKevin, the latter is great for unusual problem solving within the confines of game) I so very WISH I had his creative taste!

[@Pizzaboy_Playz]

16:25 Tell me that doesn't look like an uncooked pizza base with olives on it XD.

[@xXnoobninjaXx8]

that doesn’t look like an uncooked pizza base with olives on it

[@GREYanimationofficial]

It does bro! Why!

[@notnickz]

the amountt of dedication this man has and he has the willpower to make jokes about how he spends his whole life digging blocks and placing blocks and digging blocks and placing blocks and digging blocks and placing blocks and digging blocks and placing blocks and digging blocks and placing blocks . I love your vids hope you keep going : )

[@Straw_berry1096]

Dude. You are amazing. I cant imagine how long everything in your world took to make. Keep up the good work

[@siriuslyepic308]

6:30 ahh yes my favourite kind of portal!

[@obscure045]

the best of the best

[@Ghost_Inbound]

My favorite is the pether nortel

[@Blue_axolotl440]

IIKR

[@stargazzer9166]

@@Ghost_Inboundum actually 🤓☝️

[@Ghost_Inbound]

@@stargazzer9166 what

[@horizonbumpy2828]

that dive into your mine was amazing.

[@FarzanaYeasmin-j7n]

Other youtuber: we have to build lots of farm for this project Kolanii: oh idk i'll just collect as i go from the nature 💀💀💀💀

[@UIS_SonGoku]

12:27 bro what was that!!! 😂

[@tooReiDei]

it was nothing

[@UIS_SonGoku]

@@tooReiDeinawwww it was something 😭

[@KyleEldredJavier]

I have this idea in mind Every build kollani does but its hollow and big i call it the Mental killer spawner

[@stealthlock6634]

Ohhhh. Ohhh are you doing operation Doc’s Perimeter ohhhhhh 0:05

[@jasonsmit5421]

Kolanii u r so good at building things that are absolutely massive. 1 emerald beacon just a little oversized 2 Massive portal for the hellish dimension that we all seem to love and, 3 THIS

[@Refund_Department]

6:57 A-10 Warthog INBOUND

[@Qiano26]

18:10 The Cut Was Too Perfect

[@ArkhamGhost295]

Holy shit kolanii has uploaded

[@k1tk4t_p4wzzkatt-t1f]

seeing you blow up the map world thing made me physically tear up like I am not ok i feel pain on your behalf

[@SkelyBoi]

14:16 bro is literally building the Black Sea.

[@Iris-L0bster]

7:52 a deal’s a deal, +1 sub

[@ashtinwaldron5384]

I think i just came up with the most difficult hardcore challenge… what it you were to replace every block used back and reverse all your doings in the world… like to the point where it was when you spawned. Its like tracing ypurs steps backwards and ending the world

[@ItsAveryLol-]

Kolanii giving back to team trees 18:48 💪💪

[@reepusvanguard]

0:39 doesn't matter what gpu you have, minecraft will lag because of low ram usage and generally being badly coded

[@Fun.y]

Billion dollar company btw

[@dps_playz173]

5:28 Music to my ears

[@pipoledo]

It sounds like an airplane turbine from WW2💀

[@therandonestnameever]

I said that exact thing lol

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

9:01 "How ba-a-ad can I be?"

[@bcmoore671]

I'm just doing what comes naturally!

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

@@bcmoore671 How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

[@zoeygeorge2403]

@@DigitizedGalaxyAlt I'm just building the economy!

[@ninaandpiano4010]

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

[@ninaandpiano4010]

Just look at me pettin this puppy

[@vesko1]

This is definitely the most creative end portal idea I've ever seen also great editing style and humor

[@SeaScutes]

I love finding random verifiyed KZbinrs with no likes and then under them there’s a 11 sub KZbinr with 9 likes

[@vesko1]

@@SeaScutes I just be using this account as an ordinary one for me to watch stuff and comment

[@Kanye_for_president]

POV me watching the raindrop race as a kid: 15:27

[@CitizenCashier]

You are back and will disappear again

[@Ankit_Mit]

10:34 yup just casually eating up a obsidian tower

[@melonfan78]

He made it hollow

[@Space_Bro296]

Mm! Crunchy!

[@THEMEMZER]

Bro is the best KZbinr ever no long intros no asking for subs or likes he just cut straight to the point I love it😂

[@cheeseybreezy518]

Hey kolanii why did you take 4 months to- Ah, I see

[@Madcats51]

2:07 had me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dragskcinnay3184]

5:33 I'm sure this took no time at all to edit

[@ToastCrow]

2 minutes max

[@johnedwards67]

9:42 Koloni: “Oh he survived” Also koloni: “I CAN’T LET THAT SLIDE!!!

[@sharkranger01]

9:42 im telling mogswamp he is not gunna be hapy

[@Over0w0MeAmTheHotel]

The ender dragon is canonically female.

[@Tanystropheus10]

Well, this one is a broken clone (no health bar and broken ai), so it'd be in theme for it to be male

[@ElArdiSH]

lol you and beppo got the same idea

[@beezleboo6506]

This man is probably the most impressive Minecraft KZbinr I've ever seen.

[@EggManJoe420]

5:11 Every person on Twitter ever:

[@KrystianRsk]

You have to make your illegal armor netherite with netherite silence trim.

[@Newke-on-japan]

Nah make the op illegal armor netherite with netherite armor trims

[@neoscentt]

i'm sorry for ever touching the game.

[@wintertimber1749]

Can’t wait for Kolanii to eventually decide to make a new world to see how fast he can get back to where he was, insane builds not necessary in said process