I Built The Most Ridiculous End Portal In Minecraft Hardcore

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I Built The Most Over The Top End Portal In Minecraft Hardcore

[@Kolanii]

smash like

[@Kaiser_666]

Why not

[@chillwaffle13]

waffles

[@mateo..]

why not

[@Boxolotl-24]

First person to reply

[@zero-z4551]

For us of course

[@dummy056]

Kolanii casually destroys something that took probably months to make and just like “Eh” and keeping his suffering internal for our entertainment is probably the most admirable thing I’ve seen a Minecraft KZbinr do

[@StevenPerrett]

Him irl when it happened in his brain “whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy diiiiiiiiid iiiiiii dooooo thiss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@denisekyles4299]

this is what a lot of youtubers do, well the most hated on. it's always the wrong channel....

[@korjezilla]

I think he can return that build by reloading his End world files from another save

[@ardynizunia9709]

@@korjezilla Let's hope he thought of doing that, but given his previous videos, he is obviously an expert in world file manipulation for all sorts of illegal item shananigans, so I'd think he has a backup of that build as well.

[@jameselementalgames4420]

Bro he must have a backup

[@YouTube]

"as long as it works i don't care" story of my life 💀

[@SageTheGamer]

YOO FIRST REPLY TO KZbin HI

[@LewisV7_]

yoo youtube?

[@CORA2763]

real youtube 😭

[@theconphentedcow241]

Story of your employer's life 💀

[@SillyAnimationsYt]

Bruh youtube

[@petrsvetnicka7620]

"Koolani, can you build an End..." "Ok." "... portal?" "Too late."

[@Duck_Playz.]

Fr lol

[@TheDawnBlush]

Regular people being bored: “I’m gonna watch some KZbin” Meanwhile Kolanii:

[@Vertseal]

Are you implying that Kolanii isn’t a normal person

[@rinamudgal215]

@@Vertseal bro trynna start a fight lol\

[@user-fm9ux5jr7u]

Literally me rn😂😂😂

[@abdoman90]

Yeah​@@Vertseal

[@Bappers489]

​@@Vertseal yes

[@overdynamic164]

Yay we’re back for kolanii’s unenthusiastic sarcasm

[@TherianMinerThing]

Fr

[@Pixelarator]

I like this

[@PbeingXD]

Yup

[@Astro-Guy]

YESSIR

[@duccotacco]

yes

[@ruthiewitter569]

The dry humor. The insane editing. The perfectly satisfying jump cuts for block placement chains. The crazy ideas. The casual ending. No shouting. I love Kolanii.

[@Not_so_hades4356]

ur a poet and u didn't know it

[@DeadEyeZai]

People : TOUCH GRASS Kolanii : i have 9,387,212 blocks of grass

[@rivers169]

This map save file has got to be the most valuable file in all of Minecraft, just from the sheer dedication alone.

[@archon7105]

Yeah but what happens if it’s corrupted? Like the amount of stuff he’s done and it hasn’t corrupted is amazing

[@potato5813]

​@@archon7105maybe he has some backups just in case

[@Carlos_West]

You do realize it’s more than likely faked, right?

[@crazyturtle9394]

@@Carlos_West Stop hatin lil bro

[@Carlos_West]

⁠​⁠@@crazyturtle9394 explain the random cuts

[@fizitdaboi]

in my eyes, kolanii has the perfect personality that a hardcore KZbinr should. endless sarcasm, acting bored all the time, and puts himself through endless and unnecessary pain just to entertain us. 20/10.

[@TommyToes96]

He is literally the perfect minecraft youtuber

[@rycro]

@@TommyToes96 and he's the only one that doesn't like kids

[@user-tn8lz8bs6y]

@@rycroaCookieGod?

[@rycro]

@@user-tn8lz8bs6y probably likes kids

[@Meme_Egg.]

and he's the only one to go popular and then not become a pedophile

[@ExityOfficial]

13:52 Old sheep: it was horrible and I saw my life flash before my eyes Lamb: ok grandpa

[@FalseParasyte]

Underated

[@adamsgaming1444]

14:46, “I think he’s protesting on behalf of all the squids that died for this build.” “It’s not gonna stop me buddy, it’s not gonna stop me” Average Minecrafter

[@Beppojoe]

THERE IS NO WAY I'M LITERALLY DOING THE SAME THING EDITING THE VIDEO RIGHT NOW KOLANII NOOOOOO

[@Smoliv_Guy]

First also rip

[@supermysticink]

This will be an amazing comparison

[@user-hi3no5cn4s]

U need to be faster and also love your vids

[@W1ffle600]

dont steal his idea🤣🤣

[@nerdyguyD679]

​@@W1ffle600if they're already editing it i don't think its a stolen idea lol

[@TheCatsPajamas_]

Not only did this guy spend ages on this build, he edited the whole thing aswell. Respect

[@danitho]

He doesn't have an editor?

[@IronspiderSK]

@@danitho no he does it by himself

[@moymoyap]

The dry-cut humor is one of my favorite parts of kolanii’s videos, aside from the insane builds ofc

[@lifehasdied6410]

11:00 One eye has a white spot in a different place

[@antonytheocharidis9576]

One thing I love about Kolanii is that every two months or so, I find myself thinking "huh what was the name of that minecraft youtuber doing those 100 day challenges? With the crazy builds and the dry humour?" then I find the channel, see that there are no new vids, but just the fact I THOUGHT about it, a new vid will soon be up. 4 times in a row now, it's been within the same week. My body clock has somehow tuned in with Kolanii's upload schedule.

[@mreemer5594]

Dude youre him... 😂

[@mikhailkerman8323]

Same

[@raznaak]

... Same.

[@FlagrantOdin]

Dude so relatable

[@BloominqFlxwer]

Same, I always forget his name LOL

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Is there anything this guy can't do?

[@RonanBremer]

No😂

[@ClassyChicken240]

He is God 😂

[@akumadesukara870]

Make a bad video

[@Toatser]

He can't touch grass that's it.

[@Lil_Ducky43]

A proper upload schedule

[@Civilsaytyrscat]

Kolanii will soon hire mojang

[@TJKplay_isCool]

Fun fact: Kolanii’s sanity decreases 25% per episode

[@SeaScutes]

But wait there’s been more than 4 episo-

[@Thebirdman206]

You know its a good YEAR when Kolanii uploads.

[@arnav_6133]

​@Pikachuandthelegendofzel-jk1if welome to your decadly dose of kolanii

[@davidward9550]

I wonder why he doesn't upload weekly

[@DemoTheNPC]

@@davidward9550 too many over the top projects he spent 25 hours ON HALF OF THE FRAMES

[@davidward9550]

@@DemoTheNPC that's right, you see that's what makes the joke funny

[@pacifistichuman82649]

hello everyone, this is your monthly dose of kolanii

[@partians]

Kolanii only uploads every partial solar eclipse.

[@sundeepsarangi9329]

Yeah actually

[@jaredbowers9503]

People in the future seeing this comment won’t understand the irony and relevance. Top tier comment

[@Voidzi3._]

yep

[@pumpkinmold5874]

Lol

[@croissant4life253]

So true. Top tier ong

[@splootinggoose6657]

Now that the old End builds are practically in ruins, here's a video idea: make it seem like a tragic incident occurred in The End that caused the structures to be destroyed. Also, some of the towers look like they're floating so you could probably do something super cool with them.

[@vanvee88]

Thats's a good idea

[@LeNayomaise]

Wake up, New Kolanii vid just dropped.

[@KINGRMAN-ko5cp]

Im up

[@Crew-x-]

Normal KZbinrs: I built a cool nether hub Kolanii: Portal but just bigger

[@liutiancheng184]

Kolanii hasn't postened for so long that I forgot he had so may God damn cats

[@IamWone]

For our sins we deserve eternity in hell, but God loves us so much he came as Jesus to pay the price of our sins through living a perfect life for us, his death and his resurrection so we can be forgiven and receive eternal life if we follow and obey him in faith FOR LIFE , Jesus loves u and desires to have a personal relationship with you of love, peace, redemption and obedience ✝️ May Jesus bless you, repent of your sins and turn to Christ before it's too late 🙏🏿❤️😊😊

[@cookiefrog]

Me too

[@queenwednesdayart]

@@IamWone no

[@flamster5697]

@@IamWone hail satan

[@gelele1212]

@@IamWone stfu we aint care

[@daepicnutterbuttter]

16:04 kolanii edging the pickaxe durability

[@Dimmy_gaming]

1:06 this is painful to watch this was one of my favourite one of your builds

[@Cody_Wolf1]

The friggin art of little Kolanii riding the ender dragon was adorable- 10/10

[@Anikinn]

yeah

[@dement_tf2maybe]

"friggin"🤓

[@Keygentlemen]

Smolanii

[@Keygentlemen]

@@dement_tf2maybe go outside

[@dement_tf2maybe]

@@Keygentlemen i did, i had to cleanse my eyes with nature after seeing that comment

[@Tasty_flapjacks]

The fact that he was able to even get that dragon into the overworld without commands in hardcore Minecraft is insane to me not only that but the amount of patience and attention span this guy has is almost god like and is something I aspire to have one day and I think we can all agree that this man is the greatest hardcore builder on KZbin like the stuff this guy pulls off every video is astounding

[@palmosmostlyminecraft]

Wunbas also good but I agree mostly

[@Tasty_flapjacks]

@@palmosmostlyminecraft I don't know that channel but I'll check it out to see

[@Finixyz]

Credit to sandiction

[@user-gl4nl4ov3e]

kolanii should have more subs

[@feIon]

getting the dragon into the overworld was arguably the easiest part

[@Qiano26]

18:10 The Cut Was Too Perfect

[@ElArdiSH]

lol you and beppo got the same idea

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

For this man, having an ender dragon in the overworld really is no more special than a regular monday

[@AdidasDoge1]

putin are you really watching this while everyone in your country is dying

[@ArkhamGhost295]

Totally didn't send the United states of America after you because of the oil you discovered

[@ArkhamGhost295]

@@AdidasDoge1 gotta take a brake from the war

[@AlbertSatnoianu]

@@AdidasDoge1 It's not the real putin

[@alex_itsme]

@@AlbertSatnoianu no shit sherlock

[@AsianJellyFish]

I love that with each new video you can hear kolanii gradually losing his mind more and more

[@kuturap4615]

How the hell do you steal a dragon??

[@Pizzaboy_Playz]

16:25 Tell me that doesn't look like an uncooked pizza base with olives on it XD.

[@ninjanoobblox]

that doesn’t look like an uncooked pizza base with olives on it

[@Leon_el_pro]

I waited 1850 seconds for this

[@tommybennetts8729]

asks the cats for their opinion then immediatley asserts dominance by not giving a crap about their opinions

[@Commonroadduckspoon]

Other KZbinrs: spends 1000 days making a mega base Kolanii: alright in todays video im making the end island to scale in the over world, oh and making a mega end portal around it

[@TACOCAT_67]

well done for summing up the video

[@Loch_Ness_Lachster]

I love how he isn’t even trying to flex, he just literally has to resort to using emerald blocks as a wireframe.

[@deesnyder23]

We need unedited recordings of these videos. Where it's probably like a weeks worth of pure uncut Kolanii suffering

[@chuckdaduck7625]

BABE KOLANII JUST POSTED

[@SillyAnimationsYt]

Its so insane how he makes a video, disappears for months, comes back like nothing happend, and vanishes again

[@The_Ethanol]

The amount of effort that went into this is insane

[@blueblend_]

The Pain I felt when he spawned the dragon and the end tower build got destroyed. how do ya even not cry or feel so sad when that breaks.

[@Pranav_kamble123]

This guy and sandiction are literally beasts, one guy builds massive structure just for fun and other guy uses netherite in his build but walks in diamond Armor and they both do this in hardcore mode Just insane ( Love both of yours content)

[@st4r.xx13]

2 goats

[@giftgiver23]

This morning I woke up and thought, “I want to watch some Kolanii today!” And lo and behold, a shiny new video was freshly delivered to my notification box… what a blessing to us all

[@borggeddown]

the end getting wrecked by the dragon actually looks fire though

[@josiahamabry]

The editing style is perfect. No intro, high pace, perfect comedy. Well done Kolanii

[@darth124]

The wait for these always sucks but then Kolanii drops the coolest shit you’ve seen in Minecraft history and it always makes it worth it. Keep up the amazing work man.

[@dps_playz173]

5:28 Music to my ears

[@AyanIslam-qx6pt]

Kolanii casually destroying his end base just make another end island with a dragon in the over world😂

[@bujowithkash7616]

this makes me want to buy kolani merch

[@rinamudgal215]

i bought kolanii merch 30 minutes after watchig this video, your implications are simply pathetic

[@the94thtoast]

⁠@@rinamudgal215*1850 seconds

[@SpartanKing14]

I've seen a lot of Minecraft builds, but yours are genuinely some of the most creative and it's so cool to see you pull them together

[@ShadowindVIII]

Bro idk how you have the patience for this, massive respect. Your videos are always incredibly well done!!

[@Spacebugg]

Didn't watch the entire video so don't know if you did it yet but I think you can change your end dimension without changing your main dimension by playing with the files. If you have a backup of your world you can try this to get your towers back.

[@lo0t130]

He's back ❤ And then we won't see him for another 4 months 😂😂

[@oooooba8343]

cus each video takes 4 months to make

[@Ominous_b]

Cuz they’re high quality

[@armadillovr]

Glad the 1850 seconds are up

[@vesko1]

This is definitely the most creative end portal idea I've ever seen also great editing style and humor

[@SeaScutes]

I love finding random verifiyed KZbinrs with no likes and then under them there’s a 11 sub KZbinr with 9 likes

[@vesko1]

@@SeaScutes I just be using this account as an ordinary one for me to watch stuff and comment

[@yoshi5159]

I just love your energy (or lack thereof lmao) when you make these crazy unnecessary cool builds

[@deeUltra]

9:00 Bro stole an entire forest lol

[@Ghost_Inbound]

He was the onceler

[@AgenMerlin]

Kolanii sounds like the most uninterested dedicated person. I'm also pretty sure, he gave up on keeping the last bits of sanity he had. I love him.

[@RaysWorks]

I see you like collecting rares. As you probably know I find many rares and there are some new discontinued items to get before updating to 1.20.5.

[@DJ74beats]

Idk why but at 0:38 when he says “I have an RTX 4090.” it made me die laughing. This dude’s dry humor makes me laugh every single time 😂

[@siriuslyepic308]

6:30 ahh yes my favourite kind of portal!

[@obscure045]

the best of the best

[@Ghost_Inbound]

My favorite is the pether nortel

[@Ignis930]

Kolanii: Disapears for four months Also Kolanii: *CASUALLY MAKES A MASSIVE END PORTAL* Also ALSO Kolanii: Comes back with a banger video for me to watch🗿

[@levishouyo]

EVERYONE WAKE UP, KOLANII POSTED

[@Hana1LuLu]

The taste, the skill (like figuring out which blocks to use for macro translation??), the confidence, the sheer _commitment_ this mad lad has. He’s everything I enjoy in watching things about Minecraft! (Well, he and CallMeKevin, the latter is great for unusual problem solving within the confines of game) I so very WISH I had his creative taste!

[@CitizenCashier]

You are back and will disappear again

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

9:01 "How ba-a-ad can I be?"

[@bcmoore671]

I'm just doing what comes naturally!

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

@@bcmoore671 How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

[@zoeygeorge2403]

@@DigitizedGalaxyAlt I'm just building the economy!

[@ninaandpiano4010]

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

[@ninaandpiano4010]

Just look at me pettin this puppy

[@hahhehe-qe1ie]

the lengths this man goes too is absolutely insane. worth the 4 month wait

[@jiahuiliu4056]

‘Now we just have to, to steal a dragon…’ kolanii-2024😂

[@Ankit_Mit]

10:34 yup just casually eating up a obsidian tower

[@SparkJex]

Glad to see ya back Kolanii. :) Please be back sooner than 4 months

[@Atabb-eg4uy]

18:57 i never knew the like button would light up when he says "thumbs up"

[@qiying5696]

the only minecraft building video where the idea is so insanely massive that i gasped and said no NO why WHY

[@horizonbumpy2828]

that dive into your mine was amazing.

[@epicmusic7918]

You know it's a good day when Kolanii posted.

[@motherofgingers7198]

Agreed :)

[@goldsniffer]

I like how this guy just sounded so casual when he almost died in his hardcore world.

[@Papersafe.]

4 months later, and another banger

[@Straw_berry1096]

Dude. You are amazing. I cant imagine how long everything in your world took to make. Keep up the good work

[@Tuckerqm]

It’s always a great year when kolanii uploads.👍

[@niamhchapman4392]

I'm really glad that his focus isn't entirely on how long it takes to build it, like he mentions it every now and again, it's like but some people will just not stop going on about it and it gets a bit dull

[@UIS_SonGoku]

12:27 bro what was that!!! 😂

[@Ri5olu]

Kolanii ain't human, he is a goat; Or a cat, I honestly don't know by this point.

[@Bleh-is-meh]

2:59 eRm, ItS aKuLaLy TuRsDaY

[@modernmusicofthedarkages296]

Kolanii is basically Ricky Gervais as a Minecraft KZbinr. Iconic.

[@hxzed.l]

the patience to mine that much obsidian is immaculate

[@ArkhamGhost295]

Holy shit kolanii has uploaded

[@Iris-L0bster]

7:52 a deal’s a deal, +1 sub

[@ScrambledAndBenedict]

Something I'm curious about. You ever going to release this world publicly? I'd love to wander around in some of your builds.

[@mcdonaldssprite9474]

“Hey bro why do you have a giant end portal” “…long story”

[@rohinsubramani4076]

@everyone KOLANII POSTED!!!!

[@ganyu_literally]

9:49 amongus

[@DantegamingBrawlStars]

I would build something in the frames and the pillars, like apartments for villagers

[@cjlite0210]

This build is just absolutely incredible The fact it was done in survival IN hardcore mode is even better

[@cultiveat]

first

[@artificialrajupilla1560]

nice

[@terryhedge213]

i love how this is like a series

[@xpik2yt807]

Damn you really need to build all farms that were needed for this build

[@user-xk1pb1bt9h]

Kol's ability to make the video fast paced and funny at the same time is rly good