I CAN'T - Another Parkour Video

[@cookiechip2116]

Uni: "Jokes on you I'll piss on the-" *Commercial* Me: "..."

[@DragonSpirit18]

I cant remember what video I watched from Ashlie, if it was this one or a different one, I forgot, but I got a commercial about shoes and right after, John said "I love feet."

[@irelandgrace7309]

Uni- Being first for once. Ashlie- Yelling at him to move his thickness.

[@sophiemusicmaster1079]

I loved the part when you tell the popsicle story then all of a sudden you complete the parkour part where you were stuck on :)

[@megumiazie9343]

Popsicle achivement

[@DragonSpirit18]

I feel like Ashlie is a really genuine youtuber, as in she hasn't changed her content to be like what a lot of youtubers are advertising now. It's really easy to tell that Ashlie is putting out content that she enjoyed making, which for me makes it more enjoyable to watch.

[@AshlieCeleste]

You made my heart go Doki Doki

[@DragonSpirit18]

^w^

[@krazykat1412]

This is exactly why I've watched them for several years. The its us crew all seem like kind people and do KZbin for themselves rather than appealing to what's popular.

[@anoxthefighter7933]

I have to say DragonSpirit18 you got the words right out off my mind even though I’m relatively new to her videos it is appreciated and felt

[@sandralamb7994]

EXACTLY

[@caveofbats9606]

‘Straight Parkour’ well this really ruffles my feathers I can’t do the map

[@Foxtrot-pl6gw]

Neither can i fwiend

[@misty_7669]

Me to T~T

[@St4rStudios.]

I'm the odd ball here

[@caveofbats9606]

Update : It’s my birthday and I just saw this, I can’t I feel like crying because thank you so much ❤️❤️ Thank you so much Ashlie I cannot tell you how much this means to me!!

[@jaz8418]

I was considering playing this map but then I realized it was called Straight Parkour and there's no way my gay ass is gonna do that

[@zanetwt9623]

Lol same😂

[@Tenshi_Eirian]

Same

[@SilkSalu]

Im bisexual.... *would that make me be able to play?*

[@Tenshi_Eirian]

@@SilkSalu 🤔

[@St4rStudios.]

@@SilkSalu I'm gonna be every stupid person. So you like pans!?

[@Mason_kit173]

"right on nick who's not straight!" Is nobody gonna talk about this?

[@chantalrobertson4697]

Thinking the same thing.

[@asterrwith2rs680]

Honestly I was thinking about every one of Max’s videos were ashlie and Krista are in them cuz that ain’t straight

[@Mason_kit173]

@@asterrwith2rs680 nah its for a joke tho bcus krista is max' gf

[@MesicBee]

Yes can we please talk about that

[@SpadeDraws]

Lmao yeah i was looking for someone who was talking about this, i hadnt really speculated on his sexuality until hearing Ashlie say that

[@kitigurlgames1090]

"Straight Parkour" What a name for a map. -Jokes on the map maker, parkour's not straight. It's been claimed.-

[@Ornithological]

Reading the comments, I’ve realized how many LGBTQ+ people watch the video. Have a good day my fellow gals, guys, gays, and non binary friends and please, continue to make all the gay jokes

[@ahuman1468]

Thank you Pookie same too you

[@MariaRuiz-je6mp]

Ashlie starts to sing :”Adiós amor”. Me: Me voy de ti y esta vez para siempre ☝🏽😔

[@aulivergays5718]

omg im dying XD As soon as Ashlie said she wasn't a bird an add came on and all i heard were geese noises. No joke. Im dead.

[@irelandgrace7309]

Me trying to find a good Netflix show. Ashlie post clicks it right away.

[@AshlieCeleste]

That is honestly the greatest compliment to me ever. I'm honored

[@irelandgrace7309]

Ashlie9596 Your better than any Netflix show or movie ❤️

[@snowmiser4302]

Tbh I recommend Trollhunters and then watch wizards which is a continuation of trollhunters basically

[@DragonSpirit18]

Ashlie's videos are my netflix show 👁️U👁️

[@spookaaay999]

I wont be surprised if the bottle smp never comes back

[@biczy5254]

Every time Davis says I can’t in a screaming voice it sounds like jon

[@remyviv1995]

Davis struggling in the Thumbnail is so relatable, me and my new Galileo plush watchin

[@LtKarmatic]

A POEM FOR ASHLIE Rose's are red violets are blue My heart has room for you

[@swift104]

Straight parkour, my bad, gotta go. Only straights allowed

[@Ornithological]

My thought process exactly, nice to meet you my fellow LGBTQ+ friend :3

[@Aengelious]

Damn same here like only straights allowed dang gonna need to take my leave

[@Iojima]

Mood Also like multiple people in the recording shouldn’t have done it bc straight parkour

[@Aengelious]

@@Iojima lmao

[@Aengelious]

@@Iojima it's ok it's homiesexual

[@LtKarmatic]

Iv realized that KZbinrs actually have alot of stress so hope this helps (^*^)

[@star_plays_games1810]

The playful flirting make me go "serotonin!"

[@ramonherrera5468]

When ashlie just started singing I cried

[@Peter__PAN]

21:29 Nick: Davis is a god! Davis: I did it. Look upon me, mortals. Me: -gets Ocean SMP vibes-

[@actressrwby.s5435]

So not only is Jon not potty trained but Uni and Davis aren't either WHO ELSE ISNT POTTY TRAINED Ashlie honey I think you need to potty train your friends

[@ATLAS3040]

So..I watch this...I rewatch it..I stop rewatching it at a random time...and then I tap on it when I half asleep...and it's 5 am..and I'm greeted by Davis screaming into his mic and then there's me...fkin scared and crying of shock. I have no life.

[@ZeR3D]

2:39 Did anyone else see that when Davis died he was crouching at the same time so many times! That was hilarious!!

[@TheSleepyGoblin]

I love it when it’s uni season... such a magnificent bastard

[@crezelezaragoza1088]

I wish Ashlie and the others livestream doing parkour on Twitch. THAT livestream would be full of Chaotic Energy.

[@Kamistudios-]

The way you look at Davis at the end. Is me to everyone at school-

[@catlover6091]

I love your vids so much... I really wish I watched these earlier but I'm always at work.. I save my favorite videos for when I'm supposed to be asleep

[@elisericard1566]

i just love that by the end of all these videos it always ends up being ashlie doing the parkour and everyone else in creative cheering her on loool

[@peanutbuttier3424]

Nick's laugh gives me life

[@Duhitsdarling]

I love how a big part of Ashlies personality is flirting with everyone no matter what

[@MateoMotado]

When she started singing adios amor 😂😂😂😂but also😭😭😭😭

[@cuturtimeshort1450]

gOoD ViDeO aShLiE, But being serious, it already great and I'm not even an minute in.

[@IamW4RL0RD]

No one Nick: WOULDNT U WANT TO KNOW

[@poololololohjy]

Wait Davis skipped numbers but the rest of his class learned numbers in 5th grade? if he skipped numbers how does he know what grade they learned numbers in?

[@JorgeRamirez-fl5xd]

Whips out adios amor, yells it our loud, mother askes if ok, just continues

[@asterrwith2rs680]

I think the reason you weren’t dying when you touched the ground was because you were in survival instead of adventure Also the others couldn’t cheat that level because they were dying when they touch the ground

[@BejadedF]

If davis has no face, does that mean he functions like saiki k? Like telepathy for talking n stuff? Cuz that’s awesome!

[@autumntaylorsversion13]

I love this it was so funny and I love the part where you kept failing and everyone was being supportive and not going ahead and even helped you and where Nick kept making signs it was really sweet and kind and kinda funny too I also like the part where your like "I won't learn if you keep babying me" I thought that was funny and really true as well 😂 But awesome video I love it😊🤠🤗

[@Victorlvsu]

When it said straight I thought it ment as in straight people-

[@ThenosM_]

Haven’t seen the video just yet (obviously) but I hope that anyone who sees this comment has a great day Edit: just finished said vid. Hilarious as always with the parkour and the jumping and Davis’ screeching

[@reaperbunny7794]

🥺

[@Ornithological]

[@carliebumgardner610]

Nick: I wished I had head.... me: oh O_o

[@svn0one195]

y'all are like a bunch of siblings and it is absolutely adorable

[@Duhitsdarling]

"Well if you insist" "CONSENT NICK CONSENT"

[@delilahdahlia247]

I completely forgot the death counter existed until Davis hit 69 deaths

[@DragonSpirit18]

How could we *forget?*

[@abbihayden6517]

New record!! Love your videos Ash!!❤️

[@dulcevillasenor9182]

I look forward to watch all her videos, and tbh i watch these while i eat because for me its the perfect video. I love you Ashlie!!!!! ❤❤❤

[@aubreygivens5048]

"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible." - The Bee Movie

[@zanetwt9623]

Lol yaaaasssss 😂❤️❤️❤️

[@rowen532]

if you try to post the whole bee movie script youtube doesn’t let you. i had to learn that from experience 😭

[@Billyblue98]

Ashlie: Uni this is why I tell you you are chaotically evil Me: Oh hey that was literally the last video I watched

[@sylvandeer4]

i just love every conversation they have

[@keirabarnes4982]

Yay I get a ashlie video for my birthday

[@nightmarionnefury5516]

Great video Ashlie! Have a wonderful day everyone!

[@hades.5514]

When ashlie rolls her r's my ass just smiles

[@mizukikoroyama7261]

Hey ashlie and everyone hope you are doing good You’re amazing

[@slallen7525]

Them talking about jumps is my exact thought on happiness, lmao. "Looks possible".😂👌 15:45, unless he walks backwards...👀😂

[@elizabethkendall9155]

*me watching another video and see the notification* Me: PSSSSSHHH this vid could wait ......IM COMING FOR YOU ASHLIEEEE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💜💜💜💜💜💓💓💓😘😘 PS: share love not hate💜❤️❤️💜❤️💜💜💜

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

Oh god so many emojis-

[@DragonSpirit18]

@@toasterhavingabath6980 Yeah people have been doing that lately, and frankly, I'm not sure what to make of it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@kittyqueen7978]

30:02 that thing is DIEING

[@afterartist158]

Straight parkour, alas, I can never try this map

[@theonewedonotspeakof4837]

*This is at **31:25* *Davis: Ashlie, What's 2 + 2* *Ashlie: 5* *Me: He laughed in disappointment lol*

[@MC-gb8hq]

Jon would lovr this commentary

[@reddwuf9078]

Love your videos keep it up

[@chiefnikkl]

Ashlie: I'm gonna send you to a insane thingy Me: my mom works at one ;-;

[@Duhitsdarling]

"I wish i had head....s" What Nick. What

[@twainx2315]

Me watching Ashlie and the boys do parkour has the same energy as me watching haikyuu and thinking I can play vollyball now..

[@anxietyspacebun1669]

2:38 when davis crouched to death 😂😂

[@core_breaker]

"wowwww ashlie , big talk from a taco" - UNiCOMICS , 2020

[@jammy2211]

It feels empty without Jon but u Davis uni and nick make it half full

[@jjgrandmont2889]

Davis' hair in the thumbnail looks fluffy Where can I buy one

[@furious2782]

You can't, but you do it for content. True KZbinr.

[@BlackCat-hm2sf]

hello Ashlie :D How are you today?

[@muhammadsharizam9936]

I'm surprised that Ashley rlly good at parkour

[@ravybii4607]

Wow you really just outed nick there at the beginning-

[@YukiKuran169]

7:00 when ashlie dies does she turn into yoshi?

[@sisychick5697]

"This is called straight parkcore" Ah shit I gotta head out-

[@NOXX9275]

We need more minecraft maps with CRWISPY levels!!!

[@starnotreal716]

Now that Jon not here Ashlie goes for Nick just wait until Nick anf Jon are not here

[@nob_eli1505]

7:24 Ashlie invented sheeeeeeeeeesh xD

[@donnelln269]

death is ultra yummy

[@sullivanbradford753]

Ashlie over here beating the creator's score by 159

[@arvinn.7656]

Nick and Davis should do an asmr together😁

[@Billyblue98]

Ashlie wasn't in Adventure for the first map lol Actually I think that was the reason people weren't dying in another map too

[@donnelln269]

the second they start the second map it starts sound hella sexual and uh-

[@breadbeloved1733]

I’ve never been this early!! 😂

[@lemongrasseyelids]

*I saw the word "straight" and I hissed. What is this gayness.*

[@Nerdlover4]

Uni calls ashlie a Taco Mentally called Uni a tea bag, dawn a 🥐 and so .. So much more of calling people foods

[@downrightchaos]

Parkor: straight Me: my gayness doesn’t agree

[@kusuosaiki6877]

Please don't come for me when I say: ASHLIE'S VIDEOS ARE BETTER THAN MAX AND ROSS'S VIDEOS! (Love you Ashlie!)

[@roranaredhood7642]

I love how all the boys are like simping for her

[@spookyscaryskeleton3513]

I was raging so hard with the fact that ashlie was in survival-

[@flower7747]

i cant do this parkour map because.... i'm not straight

[@DimensionTravler16]

Amazing!

[@nickwasimportant4482]

Wait why doesn't Davis have his beard

[@Duhitsdarling]

Dude I did not know that Davis was the one talking in that voice until Nick said something

[@salt8394]

here's you as a victim doll tell us where the popsicle hurt you.

[@morax9762]

I made the mistake of watching this when I was drink something I hade water come out of my nose

[@bisexualmess7170]

Omg it's straight parkour!!!!!! Nooooo!!!!😂

[@thelovelessqueens7407]

0:33 lol

[@kimaye6583]

Davis has no beard in the thumbnail 😳 It’s kinda scary

[@SunflowerAnxiety404]

Me: don’t say it don’t say it Also me: so it’s not gay parkour? B)

[@Duhitsdarling]

Fee fees? In MY household?