I'M BEING BULLIED!! | UNO

[@heatherrockwell9012]

13:55 Okay but this is just the funniest use of a soundboard I've seen since- "I'm gonna be a positive boy frOM- I did it! Hooray! - now on!"

[@snovaspectre2]

What ep??

[@phantomgreenie]

I would also like to know the ep please

[@leagueofclips891]

What is the ep

[@audreylee4283]

in the video "WADE LITERALLY EXPLODES IN RAGE"👍

[@heatherrockwell9012]

Oh sorry the episode is that one, yeah. Specifically talking about the part that ends in “Is that Mark?” “yEs” “No, it’s not”, but also just the whole thing.

[@yosora6280]

Loki: I have an army Ironman: We have the hulk Mark: I have five ovens Bob: I have a nose

[@GarbageHomo]

Wade: I can't eat salt

[@ohsqueep]

actually he has a "s-nose"

[@cozinator]

Wade: I ate 6 bananas

[@Quaz-jinx]

Wade: I have relationships with an AI cat

[@Sapphiet1]

We have an Exodia

[@UrResidentGhost]

The fact that Wade and Mark both drank/ate spoiled milk and didn’t realize until later leads me to believe that Bob is the most intelligent

[@commentercommentypants7904]

This is your first clue?

[@samsonguy10k]

Bob does have a law degree. While Mark knows something of Engineering. And Wade.....well, he knows Archie real well.

[@amberhunt3295]

This is true my friend. Very true.

[@quisquiliarum7710]

he is

[@thatoneguywiththevoice328]

@@samsonguy10k just because mark has knowledge, doesn't mean he is smart

[@jj_grabes]

13:44 I f Archie had a +5, Bob would've had to draw 30 cards. We were truly robbed of something great.

[@neonblkhole]

I think about this every time😭

[@Sharkshot42]

Its 25 cards right?

[@OmegaMapDesign]

@@Sharkshot42 +15 to Archie, it stacks another to +20 to Wade, he stacks another for +25 to Mark, Mark stacks his last one for +30 to Bob.

[@Sharkshot42]

@@OmegaMapDesign oh shit. Your right mb

[@Totallynotabird90]

Even better, if bob had one the next time, wade would have had to drawn twenty

[@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199]

Loaf of milk: Cheese Liquid Bread: Beer These are factual facts

[@churchillwang4269]

*Gasp* NO WAY

[@taigatanfan_]

So are you telling me i can soak an entire loaf of bread in water and get beer!? (It’s a joke, calm down)

[@dennysandehang]

ngl that is true

[@maxim6088]

I mean, Kvass is a little like liquid Bread

[@nathanhood9286]

i get the milk/cheese one but like, how does beer = liquid bread?

[@Buffbud96]

"Taking bites out of your block of milk" is not a sentence i ever wanted to hear...

[@peebledeeble]

mmm, milk!

[@BigBerk765]

That was hilarious. I cried laughing when he said that.

[@fridaythevirgowitch]

So basically cheese?

[@buddycatdudeguy7169]

May I introduce you to cheese?

[@LunarTFM]

@@buddycatdudeguy7169 young Mozzarella, yum

[@biancap.2316]

"I hope Bob doesn't win" *Bob wins a second later* "Oh well..."

[@michellemccloy823]

Haha! I know! I had to snicker at that!

[@biancap.2316]

@@michellemccloy823 Me too! It was so genuinely funny! Mark is amazing :)

[@WHAL-E]

Mark: **puts title of him being bullied** Also Mark: **telling Wade he’s an idiot**

[@protogeninc.2222]

No No, he's being a brave man and fighting back against bullies, truly Mark is a visionary and inspiration for bullied kids everywhere.

[@Dankestre]

How does this have 1 reply

[@woteveruk1]

@@Dankestre it doesnt, it has 3 replies

[@triforceadm7345]

@@woteveruk1 Actually it has four

[@Thechaosmaster1997]

@@triforceadm7345 correction. It has 5

[@deadlyagent9746]

Wade: How’s ur stool? Me: *gets horrific flashbacks to that chair f*cking game video Mark made*

[@justaneditygangstar]

THE ALMONDS FINALLY BETRAYED YOU

[@mel1654]

Don’t remind me *shudder*

[@-Anemr-]

We do not talk about that. Ever.

[@RtsShrtFrRtthw]

Sorry, what?

[@ememman1460]

Mark said "Don't get me started on keto and intermittent fasting", so I'll start for him. The problem with Keto- Nothing really. It's just that the only thing that matters is that you're in a calorie deficit. None of this "ketosis" stuff. BTW carbs refuel your mussels. You can still lose weight with Keto, but just saying. Intermittent fasting- I have a problem with this in particular because I used to do it. Like Keto, you can still lose weight, but it's just not as easy as simply eating on a calorie deficit. And all that stuff about how fasting for more than 20 hours will burn extra fat... that's bull. You can quote whatever study you want, but it simply does not make sense when you properly think about it. In addition, many health and fitness studies are based on correlation. To put them in a nutshell... *100% of people who drink water die, so we should stop drinking water*. Also, with such a difficult crash diet, you can only last so long before binging and many people just eat too many calories in one meal anyways. Also fasted cardio doesn't burn fat more, you just are running hungry, and will feel even less energetic. As a result, you try less and burn less calories. The best way to lose fat is simply to replace your favorite foods with less calorie dense foods. That way, you can eat more, feel full, and lose the weight. An example would be Orville popcorn, which you can eat a huge bowl of for only like 200 calories. Shameless plug here- All the info I learned here came from Greg Doucette. I learned everything I know about dieting in less than a month from his youtube videos.

[@_Verde]

I like how half the episode was Bob and Mark trying as hard as they can to convince Wade not to commit beastiality

[@PossumLover72303]

Lmao

[@woteveruk1]

were they trying to convince him not to do it? or were they concerned he already had done it?

[@enbeast8350]

@@woteveruk1 Either way not a sentence I thought I would read in my life

[@deleted-something]

Ye

[@captainrev4959]

Has Mark not had sex with a fictional cat? (Momo from hunie pop) she was in a human body but the game hinted very strongly that she was actually a cat that had somehow ended up in a humans body. The achievement that you get for unlocking her is literally called beastiality and Kyu accuses you of beastiality when you give her the Momo’s panties. Also I would just like to point out that this might be the strangest comment I have ever written.

[@Landomazing0]

Wade: “... I wish Archie had one, cause then I would’ve done THIS!” Mark: “Interesting...” Bob: *”comedic credit music”*

[@thelurker5950]

E

[@IndianFoxman]

Wade: "screams in time with music"

[@CrystalRose1111]

I saw this live, funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@blast8219]

I died laughing

[@kleid1234]

14:00 - Directed by Robert B. Weide bgm

[@redacted1140]

Are we just gonna turn our backs to the ultimate Bob/Mark name? Bark.

[@nameless44421]

Yes

[@buddycatdudeguy7169]

Or even better: Bork

[@siddharthpahladsingh5854]

Or Mob

[@TBKLumine]

Bork

[@sergeantmason]

If mark and bob were DBZ characters and did a fusion. we are not bob or mark we are Bark

[@MansTooLit]

Wade: HOWS YOUR STOOL Bob: Firm Mark: *realizes he drank spoiled milk the past week* Marks Stool: _explosive_

[@GameplayTherapy]

Graphical 😂

[@GameplayTherapy]

That unus annus stuff was craziest I've seen mark 😂

[@b1ll053]

No its Mark's stool would be chunky

[@powder1234]

RITA 😓❗️😓

[@MansTooLit]

Ellie Fuller flash backs 👀

[@PhoenixofEclipse]

I can’t stop laughing at photogenic memory. Like, everyone you remember just always looks great!

[@crg1292]

its the ability to remember everyone in their prime time

[@abigailgarcia9663]

I've said it before by accident, I actually forgot the difference, now it's an inside joke between my boyfriend, friends and I

[@eliasfarias842]

Cool I need to know that

[@RahulRoy-tc3lt]

I dont understand this comment or any of the replies , im either r/whooshing hard or smthing's wrong here

[@gamingwithchristian8505]

@@RahulRoy-tc3lt yeah man you and me both

[@moshpitgrandma]

Mark: Drinks chunky coffee Wade: Eats his block of milk Bob: *Professionals have standards*

[@cwovictor3281]

Professionals have noses

[@rreeyee9924]

Bob: **sneezes in autotune**

[@ninjasocks6823]

Oh boy I do love my loaf of milk

[@longjohn7992]

*And always have a plan Yo kill everyone you meet*

[@lifehandzlemons9236]

Convenient I just finished rewatching all the Meet the series

[@lazertest51]

14:00 Literally the best moment of the video, ESPECIALLY when Bob played that music

[@GoestiaDimas]

curb your card stack

[@thomascooper6658]

You right

[@soulzzplaysgames]

I just realized if Archie would've had a +5, Bob would've gotten 30 cards.

[@spitsson]

Title: I'm being bullied Video: Everyone is still bullying Wade Why am I not surprised?

[@Parker_Lot]

I haven't seen Mark's videos in months but he hasn't changed a bit lmao

[@gamingwithblaise3822]

Standard operation here

[@termopylae5506]

@@Parker_Lot how'd he change?

[@allared9008]

Makes it feel deserved when the attention turns to teasing Bob or Mark lol

[@antonioarredondo9680]

ever thought that MAYBE the tittle reffers to them and not mark?? ewe

[@mayeholiday]

Wade: “Did you say interbreeding?” Wade: “You had my attention but now you have my respect... wait how’s the saying go?”

[@bassettehound]

"You had my interest, but now you have my erection" - perfect cell, tfs

[@victor.faustus]

It's from Django Unchained, Leonardo DiCaprio: "Gentleman, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention..."

[@zamasu5941]

@@bassettehound yeereeees

[@thestrangemusician168]

One like away from 666...

[@kileywill4726]

5 YEARS AGO MARK PLAYED “TO THE MOON” Since then, the sequel, Finding Paradise, a holiday mini-episode, and a related game called A Bird’s Story have been released. I know it was a while ago but To The Moon was a significant series for this channel and I hope he plays these games sometime, even if it isn’t filmed

[@PeachSunndaetheLlama]

I was wondering if anyone remembered that! I really hope that if he won't record it at some point he plays/played it on his own time and enjoys it

[@keziahfern7449]

Some of my most treasured childhood memories are of the wholeness moments in that game I feel like I experienced with mark. Fell in love with this channel and him after that game completely.

[@redstoneallmaster]

Omg i really wanna see him play at the very least the sequal i loved all of those older games. Who remembers out

[@kylegaddison709]

Aaaaaa To The Moon is such a good game, as is (what I've seen of) A Bird Story and Finding Paradise :') did you know a third game is in the works? I'm thinking it's called Impostor Factory, or maybe it's a working title

[@MrJr1976]

To The Moon was actually the first series I watched Mark play. Such a sad game

[@AngelicImp8641]

"You had my curiosity, now you have my attention." You're welcome, Wade.

[@tywatts700]

I don't know I think "you had my curiosity, now you have my erection" is the correct version

[@krossirizarry1397]

@@tywatts700 YES!

[@JG-fz1zg]

Aw hell yeah. TFS all the way.

[@nova_blade1530]

@@JG-fz1zg …perfect

[@MewTheGamer]

@@tywatts700 when a child is successfully groomed

[@january1494]

I feel like this video belongs in a “Top 10 Anime Betrayals You’ll Never Believe” reel

[@ThWakinDad]

People could not relate everything to anime. But that’s fine 🙄

[@cheyenne1606]

“hi welcome to watchmojo and today we are counting down..”

[@moose8846]

@@ThWakinDad it's a joke, maybe learn how to take one?

[@Dpm_2005]

@@ThWakinDad r/whoooosh

[@743poobpeeb]

@@ThWakinDad people can't take a joke and that's sad, the joke ain't offensive at all but someone mad

[@jesseusgrantcanales]

When Bob cued the "Curb your Enthusiasm" theme that was great. XD And man Bob is getting better than Mark on his Go-XLR. 14:00

[@bluemario610]

And then Wade's "NO!!!" shortly after was great too

[@KennyNeider]

I always thought it was the "Leave It To Beaver" theme song he cued up.

[@louisguillebeau494]

I still hate Bob.....

[@MarksBigOlHam]

Is it because he’s flipping you off Louis? 😛

[@goofyahdemoman1134]

@@bluemario610 that was right on the note

[@juliafr6117]

Mark: "has been playing UNO for years" Also Mark: is there a shortcut key to call UNO?

[@ellen2494]

mark was too poor go afford uno as a child

[@gabrielnorwood3464]

mark was too poor to afford the keys to his keyboard

[@jrcspiderman2003]

Also how does Wade lose so much when he's played this game more than both of them (or at least recorded more videos on it then both of them) literally he has like a hundred if not more videos on Uno he should be a pro 😂🤣😂

[@jrcspiderman2003]

Yeah I just looked he has a 123 videos on Uno

[@jrcspiderman2003]

Where as Mark has maybe 20 something, and as for Bob I'll have to check

[@unevengenius]

This man will never die. The way he consumes food is proof enough that no normal means can down him. Only mildly inconvenience him with “loose stool” wow

[@rebeccamurfitt299]

Even more so since he recently found out he hasn't chewed his food enough since he was a kid trying to swallow ravioli whole 😂

[@chinhthehugger9284]

combine with the fact that wade has injured himself multiple times in dumb ways, this make wade the most durable and fragile human body

[@ZZZREEET]

See, this is the issue with humanity nowadays: If you want to become immune to something, expose yourself repeatedly to it until your body gets used to it. There, you got immortality!

[@valliemcc8352]

In the first 40 seconds: Wade saying something about spoiled milk At that _exact_ moment: Unus Annus just uploaded: *Dunking Oreos in Literally Anything but Milk*

[@xxpooper_manxx7114]

Lol same XD

[@fufucu_]

How is that a lol same moment?

[@johnjacobjingleheimerschmi6655]

Even crazier, i realized my milk was expired this morning too(i put it in my coffe every morning)... It was very chunky.... It's July 15... The date on the jug was july 3.....

[@aku4846]

There is a button for calling "Uno" Its actually "u" Its so much easier with this!

[@WillowLemmons]

Why is this the top comment for me?

[@why_tho_]

@@WillowLemmons Because it's actually useful.

[@jacky-brawlstars823]

U (k)no(w)?

[@Galaxiv]

Top comment for me?

[@Emaz786]

@@Galaxiv i think he thinKs everyone sees different top comments.. or do we?

[@howtokdj]

Bob: "Hmm, Seven plus Seven is Fourteen, fourteen divided by three is not a whole number.." *QUICK MAFS!*

[@EzekiesAcheron]

The beat goes skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-a

[@-bluejxy3484]

It's big brain time-

[@ionevenknow2119]

Fax bwo

[@isabellapops1621]

I saw this comment the moment Bob said this.

[@elix1133]

Something about the amount of joy Bob got from his almonds is really making me smile like he really fucking loves those almonds

[@cheshirecatstuffs4944]

Perhaps you could say it was... almond joy? Hehehe

[@r.9212]

Bob: *yells* Wade: *yells after him* Bob: "Why'd you yell? I won."

[@bojrichel4474]

"Pain."

[@sokouze4433]

Bob: "Do you know how hard it is to smack your lips when you're cronching?" Mark: "You don't bite em with your lips!" Me: "How the heck do you *_bite_* with your lips??"

[@Pancakeli]

Very carefully

[@TheKarret]

Feed a horse, and I think you'll find out how.

[@rattb0i482]

When you take off a bit off the icecream with a spoon with your upper lip, that whole vibe

[@humanpineapple1239]

*you wouldn’t get it*

[@alexandria7491]

With push pops and how soft they are, I just bite them with my lips. I hate the cold teeth feeling.

[@loresabueckert7793]

This really is a society 3 guys playing UNO is trending #8 on gaming.

[@samsonguy10k]

There's an Uno The Movie in IMDB. Uno is our society.

[@andersond1179]

No #3

[@milion5599]

It’s better than cheesy, clickbait-y fortnite and minecraft videos😂

[@master_chief723]

Now its 5

[@camman1159]

#3 Now

[@Potatoman0852]

Its funny when something bad happens to wade in UNO but its funnier when Bob is laughing and then he has to pick up a bunch of cards

[@redwillow311]

.... Professor Oak: "You were close!" Mark: *Gets Unus Annus Flashbacks.* "You Close?" Everyone: "MARK! STOP! NO!"

[@dragonminded9157]

I was reminded more of the Markiplier Makes series

[@SarahDaWolfYT]

SAME

[@smolchungus9213]

Guess I'm not "everyone" then...

[@HarryPotterFan-vv2fb]

Time?

[@SodiumChloride_NaCl]

Reitersplash It peaked in unus annus

[@X-SPONGED]

Mark : "I hope Bob doesn't win" Bob : "hold my almonds"

[@thebonelady34]

Idk why this is one of my most favorite episodes bc it's literally just these idiots being themselves 100% and I'm here for it

[@cozinator]

Wade literally explodes in rage is mine

[@tristanchaplin392]

Wade Literally Explodes in Rage is my favorite episode, but this is close because there's something about Mark and Bob teaming up and staying committed that I enjoy.

[@mcnathan9562]

Money bags

[@moistheathen148]

If Wade is not pissed off at Barbara, he's teaming with Archie.

[@pumpkinheadgamer819]

Mark: Im being bullied Wade: first time?

[@dkron700]

Tru... :o

[@alexeyganzha6144]

I can’t believe they made that xQc reference, best game in the history of chess

[@katium9176]

They didn't know who beat him though

[@db5094]

PogU

[@pikachusprite7749]

XQC fans: sad Canadian noises Edit: 3:00 is when the reference pops up

[@YakuzaWolf]

@@katium9176 I'm pretty stunned they forgot Charlie's name too. He even almost won the tournament too didn't he?

[@blasterfox188]

@@YakuzaWolf he won that one but im pretty sure he lost another one

[@ScorpionTamer]

"You asked and I delivered... For about 10 seconds" There's a funny sex joke here, but I'm too tired to find it XD

[@dkjcb3993]

so is wade after the 'delivery'

[@youngandmeanace9486]

That's what he said

[@ItsOmnii]

"I avoid salt like the plague" He says, being the saltist player in the entire uno series

[@meredithmitchell8921]

He has to get rid of the salt somehow

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

That’s why his blood pressure is so high

[@br4ss_crusader973]

Mark: being bullied Me: flashbacks like the face chica had during marks bday

[@GameplayTherapy]

😂😂priceless

[@GameplayTherapy]

Sex bot☝️☝️ 😂 .

[@cathy-pz2to]

Chica knew--- sees the future.

[@अण्वायुवरीवर्त]

@@GameplayTherapy OOOOOO (wade scream) how more of them can we get

[@allsadnstuff1254]

I see a bunch on Mark's videos and unus annus too

[@rubblerage1101]

13:38 This is quite possibly my favorite 20 seconds of UNO ever with these guys. Bob, Wade and the bot all stacking up their decks as Mark slams his last card down triumphantly. Perfection.

[@margaretdowling4200]

Markiplier: on keto/health regimen/whatever Also Markiplier: eats a spit cookie made from cookie dough ice cream

[@emilyncole4040]

Also Mark: Eats about a dozen oreos covered in various substances, including but not limited to, "maple syrup", ranch dressing from January, soy sauce, and straight fucking vegetable oil

[@jebediahda8755]

@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! go away bot, u cant even spell channel right

[@-Ryu]

@@jebediahda8755 Careful, we don't know what those bots are capable of doing, interacting with them is very dangerous.

[@BUGCANDYY]

@@-Ryu bruh you new to the internet?

[@jesseroach7978]

Begone Bots! _waves incense_

[@jaxkralie6321]

bob: *wins* yells wade: * Yells * bob: why did you yell? i won mark: laughing wade; pain. bob: someone yelled and wades brain was like we're yelling! i am part of it!

[@themediator0527]

18:29

[@yaboi8er]

That is indeed something that happened in the video, yes.

[@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband]

@@yaboi8er I'm glad you noticed too!

[@ianbean6581]

What goes through my mind when I accidentally drink chunky milk: "Expecting the cold luscious liquid of the ripe cow, instead I was met with the milk of the aged cow in the corner of the pen who, in its old age, had kept its milk inside of its udders for about three years, only to expel its milk in chunks of squishy yet firm cheese"

[@shoshitaketakeyani3275]

As funny as that is, I feel uncomfortable

[@pennywiseknowsyouaregae480]

Do you think society should limit what is acceptable to think?

[@niclastname9123]

Oh i hate that description immensely oh my god

[@bustb0y]

I am unnerved, now take my like

[@kevinthelazy8073]

Ian Bean I beg you pardon?

[@FeyBunny]

The last time someone said "f*ck" and "cat" in the same sentence, it didn't end well.

[@gamesfan290]

holdup

[@karmaispsycho5878]

And i- oop!!

[@Miles300s]

Shane Dawson?

[@xxpooper_manxx7114]

OMG I READ THIS AND IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER

[@ionhuh]

uh oh yaw is coming

[@amberhunt3295]

Mark: Wade would you like to go back to the real world? Wade: sure. Mark alright *plays +5* Wade: *strangled horse noises*

[@XVIIstarPt_]

Lmao

[@camerondon3712]

How do you know what that sounds like?

[@humanpineapple1239]

Cameron Don experience

[@amberhunt3295]

@@camerondon3712 you dont wanna know!

[@jadeblade127]

I like how the video is titled I'm being bullied but Mark and Bob are the ones bullying Wade about f***ing a non existent online cat profile

[@SpencerLilly-s8x]

yeah and thair telling wade he is f***ing the cat

[@XxFuntimeWolfxX]

Mark and wade: OuR fOoD iS sPoIleD Me: Apperently so are yer senses of smell (Also I missed these uno videos)

[@skinnylegend2.040]

It might’ve been a day or two spoilt which is hard to tell from smell :

[@XxFuntimeWolfxX]

@@skinnylegend2.040 wait is it? I didnt know lol

[@jrcspiderman2003]

@@XxFuntimeWolfxX yeah I found that out the hard way a couple of days ago with my PediaSure (not technically PediaSure because I grew to old for that but it's basically the teenager version of that that I use now and the whole box was just spoiling so I found out that was true the hard way 🤢🤮

[@XxFuntimeWolfxX]

@@jrcspiderman2003 wow that must of sucked

[@jackrudolf1745]

This video at the end is basically "top ten anime betrayals" wade betrays archie, bob betrays mark without trying to and mark betrays bob so he has to draw even with mark finishing

[@nathanb8726]

Honestly, who else agrees that "Golf with your Friends" would be a great game for them to come back to?

[@tricktheorists]

That sounds awesome.

[@theoriginalzem5]

And it did

[@icyhot8167]

You're a wizard...it was absolutely great

[@vic_x]

...And they just played golf around

[@lokiismyking0692]

I want to like this but your comment is at 666 likes 😂

[@mastercheifslayer300]

Mark: IM A GENIUS! Also mark: drinks spoiled coffee creamer for three days

[@CJTheStreamer]

Bob: Wade was literally taking bites off of his block of milk. Mark: starts laughing Me: starts laughing too because laughter is contagious

[@shoshitaketakeyani3275]

The video was at the exact time I saw this comment

[@CJTheStreamer]

Shoshitake Takeyani perfect timing then good friend.

[@JustASHINeegirl25]

I laughed because that sentence is hilarious in and of itself

[@CJTheStreamer]

ThisIsSHINeeWorldAndWe'reRightByYourSide I agree. I also found it funny

[@isaiaho.s]

"You're Xqc and I'm that guy who was good at chess!" *Mark was slain by Bob*

[@julianjpantoja4603]

I cant believe they dont know moistcritikal's real name

[@preachymink9468]

"my cock is throbbing, THROBBING!" I love charlies lil celebration dance after he won while everyone just looked on in horror lol.

[@grimjudgex]

@@julianjpantoja4603 I mean I've never heard of him till today so...

[@pikachusprite7749]

Imagine moist or xqc watching this uno video

[@pikachusprite7749]

Lord OdyZeus I don’t think they know xqc’s real name either

[@thekrusad3r290]

Lixian editing out the parts wade swears: why are we still here....just to suffer?

[@glowingandconfused]

Why are we here? Just to suffer? Every day lixian makes this channel slightly more family friendly

[@madmartian2]

Wade or Bob?.. I think Bob was beeping himself for comedic purposes. Maybe not. 🤷‍♂️

[@Xaduuuu]

Im not sure if you mean this part, but bob bleeps out his swears as a joke,You can tell cause in another vid he bleeps the wrong word and stops after that

[@thekrusad3r290]

@@madmartian2 yeah I know but wade was swearing alot as a joke when mark said he wants it family friendly

[@CottonKerndy2000]

@@thekrusad3r290 No, he does not lmfao. He gets monetized no matter what because of YT's bias towards big creators, and who the hell could claim this is a family-friendly channel?

[@Casedilla73]

Bob: chill guy here for laughs Mark: takes it seriously but still accepts losses Wade: *strokes and anger-induced heart attacks*

[@ZZZREEET]

All three: Chaos, entertainment, and greater friendship.

[@cppin]

"You're xQc and I'm that guy who played chess real good" not even giving charlie the clout he deserves :(

[@dorothyw.5725]

I know :(

[@snowconebrat7329]

I would crank this as a 15% in the Moist Meter

[@pokemon05100]

At the very least he got mentioned in the annotation. Still a pretty cool thing to see.

[@sowii]

TBF Mark probably don’t know much about Charlie. He is recognized by Felix and is a friend of Sean’s though

[@remytherat8822]

@@sowii slimecicle Charlie?

[@sinamirmobini4696]

Mark: This is completely unfair! Bob and Wade are BULLYING me and they should feel bad! This should be illegal! Also Mark(and bob): *Bullies wade*

[@samsonguy10k]

Yeah, but any time Wade isn't bullied leaves an empty space in a person's life. A sense of unfulfillment.

[@drantigon]

@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! no

[@BayleeSpeaks1020]

Mark: I can’t drink alcohol Wade: I have high blood pressure Me: I have an abnormally high metabolism Bob: I have a nose

[@cryguy0000]

I know that feeling

[@jold3174]

what is it like to have a high metabolism

[@EzekiesAcheron]

@@jold3174 Your stomach becomes a black hole lmao

[@hries05]

jold 317 I have it too and it’s like your body becomes a hollow bottomless hole every time you eat and I can never gain weight

[@LostGirlVT]

I have a high metabolism and anaemia. It’s the perfect combo!

[@joshuabudiarto5036]

14:30 “From first to worst” A wade’s autobiography.

[@lostgirlsomewhere1200]

Wade: Talks about milk Mark: drinks chucky creamer in coffee, doesnt know. Is apparently fine My stomach: turning cause my stomach acts up at everything i eat

[@hammskie05]

Chucky creamer? Did he possess a cream carton this time?

[@butterstick7767]

Oh without a doubt. Some things just kill me.

[@Canadian_Zac]

Although, fun fact. Chunky milk is perfectly safe to drink. Milk is pasteurized, so any bad bacteria was removed before it got to the shelf. It tastes horrible, and gets chunky. But never gets dangerous as long as its stored properly

[@hammskie05]

@@Canadian_Zac I didn't know that. Thank you for the fun fact random internet person.

[@lostgirlsomewhere1200]

@@Canadian_Zac my stomach disagrees

[@Drakonus_]

Mark: I've met xQc only once. Me: *Flashbacks into when Mark suddenly popped up in xQc's stream*

[@JaMorantBiggerArm]

I remember that lmao

[@tsukurikata774]

@@JaMorantBiggerArm Kick club?

[@frostbyte2598]

Mark: Guys you don’t want me to start talking about Keto Also Mark: *sits back and flexes toned arms*

[@teeheemoxx]

Omg hes so *BUFF* and I just 😤😍

[@arminmybeloved8689]

frfr

[@ALPHACIPHER]

@@teeheemoxx ikr? He's my inspiration.

[@teeheemoxx]

@@ALPHACIPHER same hes so amazing 😔

[@saltwater7366]

18:28 Bob and Wade just literally made a beat without them noticing

[@kramjerry1304]

"hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehh- AAA" "AUGH"

[@667nine]

Yes

[@magickraft7206]

I believe it was "Do the Hustle"

[@mystikad3]

"Onwine wewationships awe weal." Bob Muyskens ~ 2020

[@messyalien5164]

It's Little Skerm

[@radiopotato9730]

@@messyalien5164 no it's Wittle Skewm

[@aynDRAWS]

Bob really went owo

[@babeybelle4609]

when

[@Danee2108]

Mark: **Is being bullied** Me: *_You know the rules and, so do I_*

[@oceanstarch]

*say goodbye*

[@p47ton51]

「· oceanstarch ·」 YES

[@hazmatter0634]

DaniDani8Gamer Me: [never gonna give you up gets in my head] Me: screams

[@white-eyesbluedragon1767]

@@hazmatter0634 you got mindrolled

[@twilightemily-afton4602]

*Say goodbye!*

[@michellemccloy823]

Mark: "I hope Bob doesn't win." *Bob wins seconds after that comment* Me: "No psychic career for you!" lol

[@awkwardleaf2277]

It’s the fact that they keep forgetting the rules that metaphorically punches me through the gut. Last time they played flip THEY ALREADY FIGURED OUT THE STACKING CARD. Mayhap I am a fool, but while mark is screaming at his screen “it dOESNT MAKE SENSE” I’m screaming at my screen “IT DOES, YOU JUST FORGOT!!!”

[@kennalise04]

it's like the monopoly man in every single episode of monopoly

[@sissejensen9505]

Me: "sees the thumbnail" it cant be that worse Mark: "actually being bullied" Me: oh....

[@daltonprince3580]

Yeah, but I just see Mark and them bullying Wade.

[@risingatlas2722]

It's normal

[@samleotta9777]

I dunno, I think it should be "We bully Wade"

[@ToughBeifong]

LMAO I love Mark’s relationship with Bob and Wade. I can’t imagine being close enough to a friend to be able to comfortably ask them “how’s your stool?”

[@annaf2370]

Bob: “What’s your current dietary philosophy?” Me: *gets flashbacks to him playing uno with Seán and Pokimane* “FAT!!!!”

[@TheBestCat1290]

Lol

[@mr.snowman6607]

Mark be like: We be eating chonky style

[@Ren_1106]

🤔

[@Styxintheriver]

"the sides of the glass were white" Me, who's been drinking milk that does that, even brand new, my whole life:

[@siblingstrytoplaynice-comm9029]

I know right.

[@ZZZREEET]

I can say, unless the malk is like… expired, expired; I couldn’t tell you if it was good or bad.. My nose just has a skill issue.

[@salvadortoscano2534]

As a man with a supervisor named Barbara, I now fully support Wade's behavior towards Barbara

[@undeadrose766]

Nice glavenus pfp

[@RandomPerson-uj3uz]

“HOWS YOUR STOOL” I’m going to yell at my clients animals like that lmao

[@chrisblake6291]

Nobody: Wade: *HOWS YOUR STOOL* Mark: Rambles about his stool from Korean Barbeque

[@panerajohn6186]

i love hearing mark talk about keto and intermittent fasting with such disdain in his mouth. i respect the man even more now

[@mikaelkeskitalo5688]

bob : wins wades brain : yell hysterically

[@ivypool2535]

When they were streaming this I was taking a nap and I woke up and watched like ten minutes of this before falling back asleep. I thought it was a dream until now...

[@HorseLong]

Wade: Chonc Milk Mark Chonc Coffee Bob: I hAvE aLmOnDs oN mY kEyBoArD.

[@sackfu7952]

I just realized they could have called the flip side of Uno flip the "Alternate Unoverse"

[@deuceydee3506]

Mark: DC Deck Building Bob: Marvel Ultimate Mark: *DC Deck Building* Bob: _Marvel Ultimate_ Bob is so hilarious as an instigator

[@triwei4237]

Mark playing uno: My brain: Uno reverse-card memes

[@Natemeyer7898]

Right😂

[@Jess-ci7jh]

Une

[@threeisaparty_5944]

You called?

[@DracomedyWasTaken]

Une

[@Candyzevbra]

Mark: I'm being bullied! Bullies: Hearing 26.2 million guns shooting at them

[@22holduu]

We protect mark😼

[@dragonlegends3573]

Oh hi Mark.

[@jackcunniff4883]

Correction, 26.2 billion, we have thousands

[@mikiewhite2152]

We protec we attac but most importantly we got his back

[@sillyhead8530]

@@dragonlegends3573 haha

[@meltingmoon5161]

Wade: "it was funny but now it's sad" Me: "well that's a mood on life"

[@Um_Kaye]

Therapist: "Chunky coffee isn't real. It can't hurt you." Mark: 0:57

[@pyroasura3266]

Before 2019: "Wanna play uno? "Sure!" Uno in 2020: "Wanna play uno?" "Which rules out of the 30+ rules are we playing?"

[@zen.7925]

The honorable one

[@zen.7925]

Teach me the ways of the legendary Markimoo!

[@jimbo4333]

We stacking?

[@jj_lanae1307]

@@jimbo4333 lol that is literally me and my friends.

[@cellva1682]

Mark: Okay, Mr. KZbin Reaction Man Ethan: (watches dog get thrown into snow) NOOO!!

[@littlethoughtswithouthuman3707]

In his defense, it Did indeed look like the dog was getting casually chucked off a cliff

[@bbghxst9414]

In his defense, it looked like that corgi was getting thrown out of a plane.

[@swiftlyaswiftie]

This comment gave me war flashbacks of that video and my terror when the guy just threw the dog

[@abdullahalhashmi5739]

Hero Name: Bob the toddler Known for being: Defender of onwine welathionships

[@xfactor3135]

Boddler, the warmonger? I haven't heard that name in a long time.

[@ZZZREEET]

Owh, anothwer chawllegewr haws been summowned

[@nadya8558]

Duolingo : *_”You missed your Spanish lesson”_* Me : “uhmmmmmm Uno-“ Duolingo : *_”Congrats! You just graduated!”_*

[@h3art_l0cket]

• Nadya • was never seen again, residents in their neighborhood/apartment complex were giving reports of no noise, no opening of the door, and silence in their household/apartment. The news featured their case as a “kidnapping” or “homocide/murder case” as stated. They were found in an abandoned ware house on July 19th. Their cause of death was strangled or suffocation.

[@vistagreat9994]

@@h3art_l0cket when graduation = death

[@brokenalex3304]

@@h3art_l0cket ????? What happened

[@h3art_l0cket]

@@brokenalex3304 when I wrote this i was a bit dizzy so I might have did this on accident and ment to write this differently, I'm scaring myself

[@Luigifangirl101]

Someone else yelled and Wade’s brain was like, “WE’RE YELLING!!” 😂😂😂

[@sissejensen9505]

Mark: "being bullied" Me: "remembers Chikas face to Mark's bday" Also me: oh god... Mark what have you done to your dog

[@thethreemuskateens4674]

What do you do? Comment on videos?

[@sissejensen9505]

@@thethreemuskateens4674 i.... Comment on videos.... heh

[@TimToonsTalks]

23:55 The phrase is “At first you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.”

[@dexterity494]

"At first you had my attention, but now you have my interest." - The phrase Wade was trying to say

[@JeffGarbanzo]

I think you need to swap attention and interest.

[@lautimartinez6341]

isn't it ""At first you had my attention, but now you have my curiosity"?

[@JeffGarbanzo]

According to google it's a quote from Django Unchained. "Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention." I've heard it somewhere else, but that version is a bit vulgar, so I won't quote it here.

[@macb8675]

Mark: I wonder why my creamer is chunky Mark 3 days after drinking chunky creamer: OH ITS SPOILED!!

[@ladyhibiscus5020]

"Wade was literally taking bites off of his block of milk" Me: cheese

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27]

W

[@elijahmacfarland9000]

Someone else probably already pointed this out but I think I figured out what the deal is with those dark side wild cards and why sometimes you draw two additional cards. If you don't challenge the wild, you just draw until you get the selected color. If you challenge and you're wrong, you draw until you get the selected color and then you draw two more cards on top of that.

[@m3l0nad3]

"Wade was literally taking bites off of his block of milk!" Dammit, Bob is freakin amazing!

[@lupin2361]

Past Me: I’m gonna grow out my beard until Mark and the boys release a new uno video! Me Now: *Literally looks like an actual werewolf*

[@elainamartinez2439]

Soooo your sub to lixan unnas annos but not markiplier

[@crunchybutter0019]

_U N N A S A N N O S_

[@samsonguy10k]

So Jasean and Pokemane's Uno game with Mark didn't count? Or the first play of Uno Flip? Or are you actually a werewolf?

[@facade_sides_x5636]

“MY ALMOND HAND WASNT FREE!!!!!” Mark: The almonds betrayed you- Me at the orthodontist: PhhHhhtTtt-

[@krissambrook8737]

Wade : has high blood pressure *continues to scream at any inconvenience*