I Can’t Believe the Dallas Cowboys Are THIS bad..

[@DoubleMove]

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[@GreatTigerGaming]

i just cant believe the cowboys had 5 sacks and an int and still only put up 6 points that is just crazy and just shows how bad this offense is

[@GenoVictor]

Need an offensive coordinator. 😊Mikey gotta go.

[@NobeBryant]

Everyone says Dak is the problem smh

[@Carters2Cents]

It's Daks fault #Dakfault

[@405DCFL]

I knew in spring training are cowboys was no good. Because of what Jerry jones did this season

[@brockbaker9500]

And a forced fumble

[@user-pk8uf3er7v]

Don’t worry man, Jerry watched the cowboys get cooked on his birthday too 😂.

[@pokerpariah]

Ever considered that Jerry Jones wouldn’t have any Superbowls if it weren’t for Jimmy Johnson standing up to him and Jerry being an inexperienced GM went along with it until his head got too big and fired Jimmy.

[@redleader3394]

Truth 😂

[@johnemmert9012]

Except Jimmy quit after tampering with the Jaguars ownership. He was given an ultimatum of stay or go, and Johnson left.

[@OrdreyMcClelland]

​@@johnemmert9012lies

[@Shcxir]

Your birthday present? ASHTON JEANTY!!!

[@Leafs_Suck]

If they pick a RB with a top five pick I will lose my 💩

[@jonlamica9216]

you guys actually think rico is that bad though?

[@evanrushing7495]

@@jonlamica9216nah he’s not he’s just not Ashton jenty. We also need our line shuffled around . Everyone out if position

[@MafiaProductions2025]

A top 5 pick is basically like having 2 first round picks. Because the top 5 second round picks are usually first round talent

[@reddottx]

No they’re not. Usually there’s about 18 first round graded players. For example, Guyton did not have a first round grade. Good players available for sure though.

[@k.y.n.ggeechee4088]

True fact

[@k.y.n.ggeechee4088]

​@reddottx huh? How you come up with that? Lol... Lamar Jackson had a 1st round grade where did he go? End of the first round 🤦🏾... teams pick for need it's plenty of 1st round talent in the second round

[@DC4LProd]

@@k.y.n.ggeechee4088facts like all the cbs went late first round in the 2023 draft

[@deltonsr]

I think the Cowboys have broken every negative stat in the NFL. No Flournoy, no Mingo!! It is what it is!

[@JuanFlores-ti3ef]

If they had played mingo it would have been a disaster he doesn’t even know the scheme

[@deltonsr]

@JuanFlores-ti3ef neither does the rest of that offense, they could of gave him something simple just to get him involved, the sooner he plays the better!

[@jayc6395]

Yep Mingo, Flournoy WOULD HAVE TURNED THE TIDE...😮😂 SMDH!!! UNREALISTIC ppl!!

[@deltonsr]

@jayc6395 nope, stop picking up players if you have no intent on using them, unless it's stash them til next year, but the need all the weapons they can get right now. No reason Flournoy shouldn't be getting playing time, I will give you the Mingo not knowing the playbook! Nothing will turn the tide but a new coaching staff!

[@Beemgod]

The worst running back room we have 5 guys but force 2 to play

[@braydenvargas8872]

Happy birthday Zach love your vids ❤

[@Idontknowwhatimdoing-n2v]

i was at this game it was my first cowboys game ever can’t say i’m not disappointed

[@ryanhuddle5408]

My first one at the cowboys stadium was the ravens game this year. At the time I didn’t think that would have been the best one to go to.

[@westillrock5ringz576]

Same here! I knew Rush would get crushed!💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦

[@_DB.COOPER]

Happy Birthday!

[@lousandoval3081]

It does not matter who is coaching this team or who is on this team. Nothing will change until the current GM has passed from this realm to the next. He can't and won't be fired and until a GM from outside of the family is obtained, it will remain 'Ground Hogs Day'.

[@michaeloneill1360]

Laughed my Ass Off All Game Long!

[@rockababy970]

Happy birthday!

[@canebrake2561]

Don't forget, Jerry's all in! Lmao

[@friez2]

Top 5 pick - the greatest GM in the NFL will pick a guard or punter.

[@NezzBlessed]

Happy birthday man

[@christopherlee74]

Man, I lived through 2-14 in '88, and 1-15 in '89. I lived through watching Babe Laufenberg be unable to throw the ball 10 yards down the field in the playoffs against the Saints. This team isn't that bad, but it's close.

[@syst3mov3rride]

Thanks for helping me keep my head up broski...our star will shine again

[@Desaundrea]

My late husband was a born Dallas Cowboys fan. I am an Eagles fan 🦅😏 That we married each other WITHOUT knowing each others football team means we truly loved each other and it as meant to be 🥹. He was an advocate for Kellen Moore. He constantly said that he needed to be given a real shot on the Cowboys. Your team got rid of an offensive football GENIUS. When Kellen came to the Eagles I was not only thankful, but INSTANTLY wondered why they had let him go. 🧐 My husband was not a fan who was stupid. He ALWAYS spoke the truth on EVERY team in the NFL, and this was tripled when it came to the Cowboys. If he were still with us, he would have been cursing Jerry and McCarthy out for letting Kellen end up on your division rival’s doorstep 💯. The result being your Cowboys being wiped down 34-6 IN YOUR HOUSE. My husband would have been LIVID with his entire team and office. The office being Jerry Jones. We got to meet Michael Irving and Jerry Jones at a lunch I treated him to. I hate the Cowboys and their fans lol. But I loved my husband more and making sure he got to meet these two men was important. I got Jerry and Michael’s autographs on the same paper ( I’m a FOOTBALL FAN first and foremost, I had to get the autographs 💯). We talked to Jerry for 15 minutes, and Michael Irving for 40 after they had finished the radio show with Newman. My husband RESPECTED Jerry. So I KNOW that he would have told Jerry to step down as GM and hire a new person …and he wouldn’t be talking about Stephen. He would have boycotted his own team for the rest of the year.💯

[@andrewevans4511]

damn bruh happy birthday! what a terrible birthday gift 😵‍💫

[@Shcxir]

W

[@edwardcanavan]

I'm a Washington fan. Dallas beating Philly would have been helpful for my team but I can not see my way towards rooting for Dallas. Enjoyed every second.

[@mk45gunnr25]

Is what it is. Just like we enjoyed seeing your guys struggle through multiple seasons. Did root for you guys whenever you played the Eagles though

[@_DB.COOPER]

Jerry Jones did absolutely NOTHING to help Mike McCarthy and this team this year. Jerry is to blame for this debacle.

[@GenoVictor]

On a different note, Happy Belated Birthday doublemove!

[@jameswiseman-i4h]

That's what Jerry Jones wants

[@Egonzales85]

I’m sorry brother. Happy birthday to ya. I am so looking forward to the draft! Now we start planning who our next round one pick may be!

[@buybuydandavis]

I'm on the Fun Wagon at this point too. Whatever is more interesting. Get the young guys on the field

[@roger8820]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER !!!❤

[@michaeloneill1360]

Happy Birthday Dude!

[@Bergarita]

Happy Birthday! Sorry for how we played today. My only take is that I worried that the eagles would be a bad matchup for Cooper. He didn't play well against them the last time he played them. I think Cooper will play better next week.

[@tonydecicco9728]

... maybe, but they will still lose.

[@ghanjahman]

Dak got shut out before

[@artvanderlay6974]

Did he throw for 45 yards at 2 yards per completion????😄😄😄😄😂😂You Dak Haters are clueless.

[@westillrock5ringz576]

​@artvanderlay6974 Rush is pathetic!💯💯💯💯😂😂😂😂😂🤦

[@ghanjahman]

@@artvanderlay6974 no Dak threw away the team’s playoff hopes with two interceptions to start off the game one being a pick six

[@garrusvakarian6322]

@@artvanderlay6974You dak suckers are clueless. The only way you win a quarterback argument is when he’s compared to Cooper Rush. Dak is a fraud.

[@davidpeaston8443]

Trips right Hot Potato smash on one....reeaaaddddy break !! 👏

[@drfrank915]

Best DoubleMove ever for the team

[@peterhunt6480]

I’m with you Double Move. It’s CLEARLY time to move on from the Mike & Mike show. The Jones Boys handcuffed this team on purpose, just to stick it to Dak. They gave him his money, then went out of their way to start the season with the worst RB room in the league. They also ignored a gaping whole in WR2 position. And two rookie starters on the offensive line that were playing out of position. And don’t get me started on the UDFA’s they relied on. Rico Dowdle, Hunter Leupke, and Terrence Steele. This embarrassment was self-imposed!! 🤮

[@jeffbarrick6826]

I wish JJ would stick it to me for 240 million

[@artvanderlay6974]

You told no lies.

[@peterhunt6480]

@@jeffbarrick6826 🤣🤣🤣

[@marquettesampson9830]

I don’t think yall understanding lmao Dak contract is $90 million next yr and Ceedee is 36 which leaves 25 mill to sign Micah so guess what that mean? Another “All In” buuuuuuuut we should have $125 mil 2026 if they don’t restructure a contract which they will to sign Martin and Tank which they will lmao so we are done for a while smh

[@trbodis]

I asked the samething all I got was they are gonna restructure dak so there is space next 2 years. So the cowboys will be in the same boat in 2028 with daks cap hit being 100mil lmao the math ain't math-ing 2 people in 2028 will be over 50% of the cap what about the other 51 players?

[@kingspade4817]

They will reconstruct the contracts and free up some money so the hit won’t be so hard

[@marqman5217]

I agree with you that they don’t do good with contracts but even if they had the money they still wouldn’t sign anyone in free agency because they “like our guys”. Thanks to what happened to Brandon Carr, we don’t sign big splash free agent and our gm cannot be fired. Along with botching high picks like taco over tj, mazi smith, and etc is just a recipe for disaster. So you take away Dak, we are just the giants/panthers like how we were in the early 2000s. We never had a complete football team, under romo or dak, if the offense can’t score our defense is top 10, if our offense can score our defense is buns, if both sides are good we have the worst special teams in the league. It what happens when you get lucky on draft picks ever 5-6 years and don’t build around them

[@MrFab99]

It’s called restructuring a contract you should google it. When the Texans sign Stroud to 62 million they won’t be talking about how he takes up to much cap space. This is the only team that blames that instead of making moves.

[@trbodis]

@MrFab99 restructuring like daks old contract where the last years makes his cap hit almost 60mil? Isn't it what I said in the first reply? Reason why most people blame high contracts is cause we know what the Jones are not gonna do.

[@dariusmurray5078]

Happy birthday Zach 🎉

[@Capncomeback2023]

Excellent post, DM! A belated Happy Birthday, and your Birthday is on the same date as my other Birthday, the Marine Corps Birthday!!! Happy Birthday, Marines!!!

[@eleventy-seven]

Keep it up Dallas.

[@RonnieJudge]

Yes top 5 pick!! Love that idea!!! Jenty RB and mason DT in first round would be awesome

[@dova_vrk8535]

W vid and happy birthday

[@joePARKS]

I 100% agree

[@ADBig-z5t]

Also Jerry had a chance to sign Derrick Henry in the off season before he went to the Ravens! Henry worked out with the team he has his home in Dallas minutes from the stadium But Jerry never called him!

[@donaldinnewmexico]

I've watched every game for 60 years. I can't remember a worse game. But I won't remember this one either. I have a short memory when it comes to Cowboys football anymore. *LET'S GO COWBOYS, BEAT THE TEXANS!* Are we rootIng for a better draft pick yet?

[@hemlo7494]

The Cowboys offense last season was pretty good, Dak throwing more TDs than any other QB in the league. And McCarthy was the playcaller. What changed between last season and this season? I think McCarthy is mailing it in, since Jerry wouldn`t give him a contract extension.

[@ThatBoyTRELL]

The level of competition. We also lost dq and some key players on defense

[@izrealtruefelicis3309]

Bro we lost Tony Pollard. He’s like 2nd in rushing in the AFC 😂 and we didn’t replace him with an actual starter. We got overweight Zeke, washed Dalvin Cook, and a certified back up in RICO Dowdle. O Line beat to shit and new rookies at the most important O Line positions. The WR core hasn’t been the same since we had Cooper, Lamb and Gallup all in the same squad. Shit is a mess

[@hemlo7494]

@@izrealtruefelicis3309 Rico Dowdle ran rather well yesterday. But it`s hard to run the ball when you`re losing so badly. If a team is coached well, young players tend to play well. When a team is coached poorly, they play like it.

[@josephgonzalez3491]

Mr. Coach Klein was watching that play on the Waterboy! 😂😮😢

[@MrMopareon]

Happy BDAY!!!

[@ryansnyder3714]

Look on the bright side. Can't be as bad as when they lost on my birthday in the packers wild card 😭. Happy birthday tho!

[@mickeyanders8525]

PrizePicks has been so fun, been winning easily!!

[@brettsaucedo]

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳

[@kylerfisher5254]

Brotha I have to ask because I’ve been watching you for a long while now 😂 do you move twice a month to a new location? Feel like I never see you in the same home office more than a few times lol

[@johnstrthr012271]

Happy birthday

[@zeroo7359]

Jerry jones f*cking up the draft capitol by trading for mingo, his ego on not letting go on the season and valuing draft capitol is KILLING us.

[@Gamevet]

All-In for the top picks in the draft.

[@jmonwebb9096]

It’s my birthday too pimpin’…I understand how you feeling

[@reddottx]

I would love for The Fan to ask Jerry why he thinks he should still be the GM when any other one would be fired along with the coach after a season like this.

[@tonydecicco9728]

Happy Birthday! If they put Lance in, I'll start watching games again. The last 2 games were not watched, and I predicted the scores quite accurately. What's wrong with this team can be summed up in 2 words; Jerry Jones. Go Steelers!!

[@qman8604]

You can't talk about a draft until you know who your coach is

[@andrewevans4511]

damn first again? im goated

[@JerymanicusNightingale]

This is better than bill burr I'm not the greatest fan of either franchise but it's nice to see comedy has returned to Sunday night

[@BeanDippens]

It’s feels every single play for every single down for every single quarter for every single second is scripted in the gameplan. “Oh it’s 3rd and 8 with 6:54 remaining in the 3rd quarter I planned this in my hours of film review… run up the middle!” Zero adjustment, zero football IQ, zero competence, zero wins for the rest of the season.

[@jonpolk9203]

Happy birthday Zack

[@rubenmangus407]

All of those “Cooper Rush is just as good or better than Dak” people really been quiet today. Weird.

[@DV8NOH8]

Ikr? So tired of that shi. Dak wasn't playing well this year.. but ffs he's the best we have. By far

[@rubenmangus407]

@ it’s time to let McCarthy go. Let Zeke go. Let Donovan Wilson go. Let Zimmer go. Let Schottenheimer be interim coach, and Al Davis be interim DC. Run the hell out of Rico and don’t let Cooper Rush touch the fucking field again. Play Lance and let’s get this top 5 pick. Shut Dak down now and let him get the surgery now.

[@artvanderlay6974]

Dak has been putting lipstick on a pig since McCarthy took over the offense.

[@westillrock5ringz576]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jervonyoung2426]

Happy 12th birthday buddy 😂

[@russelleasley1586]

Wow we were almost born on the same day of the year - 11th here lol

[@garyeckel1656]

Cowboys had Jalen Hurts 4th down and 33yds, we kicked their ass, early in the game we looked damn good. Later the bad call refs n things defence you could see putting their hands up because the assignments wernt given on who to cover or what defence was set. but next year Dallas gets first rounf picks...might as well try 12 quarterbacks live on the game fied to see which one doesnt choke, Roger Staubach, Troy Aikman didnt choke, Tony Romo, Dak Prescott are chokers...bye bye Dak Jerry get your money back

[@kevo1441]

Lance and Mingo. Future of Dallas.

[@armymomheatherc]

First half was hopeful. After that, shitty. Poor coaching, poor play, disinterested looking, and we saw our stars quitting again. Theres a pattern of quitting. Zero accountability,none. Thats ownership and coaching. Thats a culture of Cosches coddling guys, jerry pacifying guys. Its over. Jerry is a liar and bad GM. Sell the team Jerry.

[@mrbattle2013]

Ashton Jeanty welcome to Dallas

[@allenhughes12]

Happy damn Birthday.

[@darkboy2541]

Oh, happy birthday five days after mine

[@andredarin8966]

How did anyone who saw the beatdown by the Packers in January not see this was a historically bad Cowboys team?

[@jpchevy440]

Happy Born Day Zach & I can literally say now you know how Jerry felt on his bday lol man it sucks but I said play Trey Lance & they didn't listen then they say they did play him he didn't look that we'll either but damage was already done. But he gives you athletic work where Cooper rush will not. But like I said everybody wanted rush when he didn't play well that one year against Philly think they for got about that. But yeah draft picks are going to be amazing this is why they should have kept there 4th round pick in which they acquired Mingo smh Jerry stay doing dumb stuff and it just sucks!!! Laughing 🤣 stock of the NFL we not even good & still getting picked on....

[@qman8604]

Talk about who your next coach is for the Cowboys

[@RonnieJudge]

Let Trey lance play we have nothing else to lose Fire head coach look for a new coach let them help in the draft! Jerry Jones should be held to the fore in the media write Ben johnson a 20 mil dollar check and get it back in super bowl wins! Go all in

[@kazehana877]

Cooper Rush didn’t even hit 2yards per attempt it was 1.9😂😂😂 and Jesse Palmer is a TV host now😂😂😂

[@mambamantality1305]

As a cowboys fan whos watched the offseasons very closely. Watching this team go 12-5 and get the 24th pick and up a couple years in a row. Signing old vets out of their prime and very important injuries yes I can definitely believe this team is THAT bad lol

[@reallybadaim118]

Jerry gave a 4th round pick for Lance. Gave a 4th round pick for Mingo and didn't activate him LOL. Jerry is not a football man. He doesn't hire a GM. He owns a Broadway show and only a show.

[@bookernotbricker]

It was my birthday when we lost the packers wild card game lol, my mom even surprised be with a cowboys cake 💀

[@juanramirez8141]

As long that Jerry is the GM it doesn’t matter if the cowboys have 20 first picks

[@GreatTigerGaming]

u and jerry now have something in common u both got to watch ur team get the crap beat out of them on ur bday also happy bday

[@jordansaenz4739]

This whole organization is the new panthers I swear that owner Jerry needs to retire, the fact you have hope on Jerry finally snapping, nooooo He’s not gonna do anything trust me.

[@RoyGrace-vv2ww]

In addition to being a bad decision, I think taking points off the board(the 64 yard field goal)was bad luck.They didn't score after that!

[@Lordnova85]

We play the Texans on my birthday

[@RonnieJudge]

Yes fire mike we will be fine

[@rudolphmurphy1464]

Cooper rush is now 5-2-now i do like Cooper rush i like D ak

[@goatgreg2345]

brandon weeden !!!!

[@curtisbrown5939]

At least they have a good field goal kicker 🦶🏈

[@DoubleMove]

a win is a win! lol

[@mattburke5491]

Well Dak hasn’t been really good at football. The 25th ranked QBR proves it. We have been blown out in all 2024 home games, including the wildcard. 60 million a year for that? Lol

[@dakdelusionalfanswithmoree4856]

Wasn’t winning this game with dak . But yeah this game Rush was bad

[@ADBig-z5t]

I don't Mike McCarthy but he's doing the best he can with what he been given to work with ! And he's not the play designer Brian Shottenheimer is ! I'm putting this all on Jerry Jones he let 11 players go in free agency and signed one in Eric Kendricks and that's only because Zimmer begged for him!

[@scottgurdinak9362]

U want Jerry to admit he's a bad gm.really? He doesn't even want to admit that his 1.6 billion dollar stadium needs curtains.how many times has the sun glare effected the cowboys.i know it's silly but it's true.not why we lost btw

[@dancing_rock]

In 29 seasons Tom Landry only had 5 loosing seasons

[@isaiahhuff21]

Cowboys needa to let Troy aikman take over as GM

[@AI-Wire]

The Cowboys have the worst GM in the league. Will we ever hire a real GM and a competent coach?

[@DC4LProd]

Nope

[@stephenbueschleb9405]

I won my week of Fantasy Football by picking the Philadelphia Defense. Next week Houston.

[@zackbaker8730]

I’ve been saying this anybody with a pair of eyes could tell Mike McCarthy is the biggest problem 😂

[@crusher2927]

Travis Hunter are going to go #1 to the Dallas Cowboys

[@CoreySosner]

Been a fan since 76 first time didn’t watch a second F-them and Jerry & Son !!!! Until this changes I’m out btw you’re the only Cowboy podcast I’ll watch the rest can F.O as well yup I’m an Angry guy

[@drewray4U]

I want to go after the running back from Iowa 😲 he's the kind of back that makes the offensive line better the offensive line doesn't make him better! Check him out #IWantRBIowa

[@zeroo7359]

and to think we gave up 4th round draft capitol when we have more holes on this whole than a block of cheese.... Self Sabatoge at its finest, but for what purpose.

[@adriangonzalez2239]

Fire the mikes 💯