I Cannot Believe Women Do this...

[@SmugAlana]

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[@Crazycoyote-we7ey]

30:25 What were you saying again I wasn't paying attention because I was disassociating

[@AszkalonOfVerra]

These "Women" are the huge Red Flag

[@westtxmutt]

These girls are liberals

[@rylantheoascout5525]

... you are smarter than like 90% of people emotionally.

[@sorrychangedmyusername3594]

IN THE JAR! IN THE JAR!

[@thelaughingmanofficial]

"If he has a mother" So 100% of men.

[@RusticRonnie]

Also 100% of women so she can’t even switch sides

[@novanppp]

Women in the family would intuitively know she was no good to date, so having a man without any female family figures means she can charm her way into his life with no female criticism....

[@draketheduelist]

Time to invent Tarak, boys!

[@Ichigo2k9]

Well mine just died so I got a chance now, right?

[@anotherfriendlyshikikan6960]

@@Ichigo2k9you can do better battle brother

[@Izanagi-Arsene]

male : Exists Female : And i took that personally.

[@josephohara2457]

For real

[@tonywilliams6294]

I mean, I paused to grB my drink and saw "don't sneeze" "don't feed child" "don't have earlobes" Wtf!

[@whambulance8607]

They always have taken it personally. Right now they are just empowered to be public/vocal about it.

[@paracelsus_aba]

Faxxs

[@thesleepdepriveddraconix6787]

Using the terms "male" and "female" is so off-putting bro, you sound like an incel. Besides, this is the vast MINORITY of women. The type who thinks they know everything, they do not speak for the general population of women.

[@Calamity_Leo]

If her "Ick is having a mother" that means shes afraid of another woman pointing her out when cheating

[@DeadTechno22]

Oh that’s messed up, I thought she was asking because she wanted to be the only woman in his life or something. 😅

[@Tengu125]

​@DeadTechno22 If he has any women in his life who legitimately cares for him, they would warn him about her.

[@celloj3703]

Some moms are fucked up enough to keep it a secret

[@adnan_honest_jihadist5775]

or when she uses her husband for money or other things

[@GodhandPlusOne]

@@DeadTechno22you have to view them as manipulative organism and then most things start to make sense

[@Gaspatim]

Women "why don't men wanna date now daaayyyss 😭" Also Women:

[@InquisitorJack]

At least this present society is a great reason for men to rediscover the value of brotherly love with close friends.

[@Gaspatim]

@@InquisitorJack true, never really cared for women or relation ships in general anyways

[@ttthttpd]

Always ask what they mean by "men" , since it rarely means merely an adult human male.

[@TheGreyParse]

Because women don't. The vast majority of them just want to peacock. They want attention and validation, but want nothing to do with anything resembling a relationship. 'Tell me I'm pretty and give me money.' They basically just want a pet shaped like a man.

[@Ironknuckle100]

@@ttthttpdwhat are you on about?

[@postapocalypse0763]

You know what isn't on the list? Being abusive

[@SquaulDuNeant]

Also they said they want to get mistreated and worst , lmao , nah fuck the human race.

[@kenpanderz]

also being a murderer. i would saying being a sex criminal isnt on there, but one of them said asking or consent was an ick, so being a sex criminal is strongly in the non-ick catagory

[@darkzeroprojects4245]

​@@kenpanderz These women are just doofs.

[@minime1988]

@@kenpanderz They get love letters in prison from women hoping to marry and give them children that's how sick they are.

[@SchemingGoldberg]

Of course not, that's a turn ON for women. Hybristophilia is very real.

[@Driftingsiax]

Reminder, 42000 people die in car crashes every year in the US alone. Wear your seatbelt.

[@NKRcometDB]

Tupac always wore his seatbelt, except in his mvs.

[@191_keshavmishra9]

Best info from this video

[@madd.Rosé]

Down here in Texas, not having your seatbelt on is a ticketable offense. Not to the driver, either; whoever isn't wearing it gets fined.

[@RedRabbit-ZA]

I think it's fair to avoid anyone who uses the word "ick".

[@OrganicRobot761]

Seems kind of unfair to German girls, tho

[@acow1385]

@@OrganicRobot761Nah they use ich

[@KinjiroKuronosu]

​​@@OrganicRobot761ick and ich. Two very different things

[@D3K018]

Yup, it's crinfe asf...

[@MorfsPrower]

If they legit say ick, then their brain is sick.

[@Pen_Slinger]

My god, over 600 different complaints about men. I knew America had a Karen problem but Jesus I had no idea it was that bad.

[@ProtectorKelvin]

You underestimate the stupidity of american narcissist women

[@Crowbars357]

And then they wonder why men don’t bother trying with women in anything anymore.

[@vagabondjay7281]

It's up over 900 now. 🙄

[@RealForensicTV]

It's spreading to the Uk too by the sounds of it

[@hubertnnn]

@@vagabondjay7281 Its over 9000

[@maravreloaded]

Woman like these give man like Andrew Tate a job. Congratulations

[@boblionia]

Women like these remind me a lot of Tate 🤔

[@tmwolf100]

I hate Tate and these people create Tate.

[@LeeroyPorkins]

They bamboozled themselves

[@ulvetid.01]

1000%

[@ruudvanderzanden8013]

​@@tmwolf100do you though? Or where you told to hate him like a silly little parrot?

[@Herobrine90nove]

Fun fact! Having "icks" is considered a red flag by the majority of the population, be a mature human being and do your best to find common ground. c:

[@Dwd84]

Ah common sense a commodity these days.

[@fefino1411]

Amen, brother.

[@NatePossibilities]

Iunno. Rationally I would say that, and I have found common ground with a large variety if women from like 8" shorter than me to like 7" taller than me. But then muffin tops. I don't like 'em; it makes me feel like I'm fucking myself. It makes me feel some sort of way. Also if there's no definition between the bottom of your ass to your thigh. If it's just a tube with a bony foot from the knee down, I can't do it. Seeing a woman smoke a full-size cigar; not for me. That's just a placeholder for her next black dick. Women who wear Spanx; also no. I once worked with this waitress who had a disproportionately ginormous ass and I asked why that was and it turned out that she used to be like 500 pounds and she dropped down to like 210 and in the morning she would pull all of her extra skin into the ass part of her Spanx. Just ruminate on that for a moment.

[@maniacmatt7340]

The funniest icks are the non controllable ones. Like having ear lobes 😂

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

1000 icks stare.

[@R3tr0w1]

And women wonder why their single

[@GODCONVOYPRIME]

Do they?

[@jakomioftherose2434]

​@@GODCONVOYPRIMEyeah, they do. Pay attention.

[@Muzan_Kibutsuji_DMJ]

Their is actually the wrong word to use there. But yeah, it's pretty crazy how delusional a lot of people are these days.

[@one_bone_4_life647]

@@GODCONVOYPRIME YES

[@cadmas]

Plenty of cats to go around

[@johnnyd1790]

- What's your biggest turn off in guys? - When they're like me. Weirdly... it also makes sense.🤣🤣

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

The closest a white western woman has ever come to being self-aware.

[@mr.kenway4554]

My drunk ass read it as "when they like me" and thought "so you only want men who doesn't care about you?"

[@johnnyd1790]

@@mr.kenway4554that is also actually true in many occasions.

[@RobertLutece909]

A woman who doesn't want you to have female relatives is a no-go for me. That's someone who wants to isolate you socially.

[@pasindudinusha6507]

Also, someone who wants to manipulate you.

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

It's right out of the abuser's playbook.

[@UseTheSupeRsonic]

Classic sociopathy. Find you a girl that if you take her home to mom, she wants to help in the kitchen. Find you a woman that wants your mom to show her your baby pictures. That's the girl you get with.

[@bunklypeppz]

That should go without saying. Replace "relatives" with "friends" and I would agree that it's a massive red flag that is often seen as normal. I think any person who concerns themselves with the gender of their partner's friends is a walking red flag.

[@childcannibalism5080]

​@@bunklypeppz Depends, if the friends previously shown romantic or sexual interest in you. I have a few female friends who I have rejected, if a future partner wanted me to not talk to those friends anymore I get it completely. If they did like someone in the past, ginormous fucking chance they still do, if they see a moment of weakness of the relationship, good chance they still use it to snack them up.

[@damien9683]

2:30 Women in the family would *intuitively* know she was no good to date, so having a man without any female family figures means she can charm her way into his life with no female criticism....

[@Cowslippoetry]

Yep, female family members can sus out a treacherous 304 because they don't have to make the will save vs. feminine charm attempts. It's also why it is best for a woman to introduce a potential husband to her male family members. They are the only men who will be honest with her, because they're the only males who don't want to sleep with her.

[@blanetamez532]

Yeah exactly if you have legitimately good examples of how decent women act, it’s a big red flag for women who know they don’t measure up

[@Gibby34340]

That, and having zero females anywhere around you while growing up means you have little to no concept of "what women are like". She wants to be the ONLY female in a guy's life so she can gaslight and manipulate him as much as she wants. This kind of thing isn't nearly as unique or rare as men would think...

[@K-dis_Boher]

and/or she is so egregiously jealous and posessive that even female relatives trigger her

[@crawlingboy]

Which is why if you have a mom that cares for you she can easily see the lies

[@jackalx2154]

Narcissism, self entitlement and lack of self awarness are my icks✨😊

[@jamminninja8924]

Anyone who unironically says the word "ick" is beneath me and not even worthy of thought

[@BannenAngelos]

My little sister started saying this shit recently, been teaching her not to.

[@a_rat_named_mouse]

"Ick" is reserved for that one time I slipped on a rock and my hand went right into the pig mud pit.

[@exhaustive_the_sixth]

If life cannot teach 'em, then a *shocking* lightning will.

[@zarlev9083]

​​@@BannenAngelosYour father's(or mother's) hands should be rated E for your sister, maybe that works better, maybe not.

[@BannenAngelos]

@@zarlev9083 Law where I am says that's child abuse. Can't discipline children as needed anymore. It's sad, I know.

[@pondfishrancher]

Having a mom is a red flag? Dammit I exist, its over for me.

[@TheDarkEnigma]

I just spawned on randomly. Guess I have one less ick to worry about.

[@bytoadynolastname6149]

@@TheDarkEnigma Even Jesus Christ has no chance. I bet he has ears and enjoys iced treats too.

[@novanppp]

Women in the family would intuitively know she was no good to date, so having a man without any female family figures means she can charm her way into his life with no female criticism....

[@TheDarkEnigma]

@@novanppp thats actually psychotic on the woman's part. Not the family members but the woman with the 'ick'. If thats the case thats actually a massive red flag against her.

[@Dinoslay]

@@TheDarkEnigma Don’t worry, these girls are able to come up with a bunch of new icks at a moment’s notice lol.

[@Soulessblur]

That squatting ick really got to me too. My sister in Christ, you ASK for tall men!

[@YuhlemanIncorporated]

26:40 Had a girl say I was too nice to date when we were with a group of friends once. I told her "good thing I'm not interested in dating you" she responded with "wait that was kinda hot." She really laid out exactly what type of person she was with 2 sentences lol.

[@ЕвгенийПершин-е1ь]

This trend of "be disinterested like my daddy was" in girls is not stopping to amaze me. People supposed to learn that it's a path to nowhere, not every parent is suitable example for life partner

[@novanppp]

she really said "BULLY ME BULLY ME BULLY ME"

[@liarwithagun]

@@ЕвгенийПершин-е1ь Daddy issues is not why some women find disinterest from men attractive. It is a mind game thing. The idea is that if he isn't interested in her, then he theoretically is 'out of her league'. So the implication makes him more attractive, and this is usually an instinctual behavior as well, not necessarily always nonsense planted into their head from social media. This of course only works for women who don't understand anything about real life or actually know themselves.

[@christophermonteith2774]

God damn...

[@blubirdhill2608]

​@@liarwithagun "Who don't understand anything about real life or who don't know themselves". All I hear is "the majority" 😅.

[@Majima_Nowhere]

"Don't find my independence attractive" "Having female family members means I'm not the only woman in your life, red flag" "I reserve the right to leave you at any point for any reason, even after marriage" "Princess treatment and expensive dates only" "... But don't expect me to act like I depend on you" "If you're not a solid 3 points above me looks-wise, don't even bother" "Must agree with me on every political issue unconditionally" "Don't act masculine" "Don't act feminine" "Also don't acknowledge​ gender roles exist" "But still conform exactly to how I think a man should act" "WHY DON'T MEN DATE ANYMORE?" Meanwhile, men: "I will work years off of my life expectancy to give you and our kids the best possible life. Maybe cook a couple meals a week?" 2 more years, man. I'm giving up when I'm 30.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Yeah, I gave up about 8 years before you. I'll give a chick a shot if she comes to me but otherwise I'm not going to put any effort into that shit.

[@JellyMyst]

Work on yourself, man. And not so girls'll actually want you - although they will - but because it's the only path to your own happiness in our society. MGTOW.

[@Wiziliz]

​@Gr3nadgr3gory You're able to do better than that. Aim for friendship first, though, then the right friend could be the one

[@SchemingGoldberg]

You can always move to a foreign country and marry a good foreign woman. Leave the American women to the bears.

[@19TheFallen]

@@SchemingGoldberg I pity the bears that come across them.......

[@Karokzak]

"494. Don't be single." How the heck, I'm suppose to be in couple then ?!

[@mariogoldmaster]

Yeah like, is he supposed to cheat??

[@iceghost97]

​@@mariogoldmaster obviously. Didnt you know women love taken men? Especially married men? 🤣

[@chrishamilton7516]

Man: *Gets Mortally wounded* Women: “Eww”

[@SolarEclipse28]

My ex said "only an hour of gaming", and when I asked for clarification "only one hour per day?" she... I kid you not, responded with "no, per month". Just a bit of context, I usually hop on Discord and play games with my brothers, as it is the only way we stay in touch. So, yeah, some women do be like that.

[@brianestrada1993]

I am glad it's an ex XD

[@TanyaDegurechaffDIDNOTHINGWRON]

Bruh if a girl ever said that to me, she gone frome my house the same day.

[@talkingtakotaco8611]

I'd tell the girl she'll never see me gaming ever again. Cuz she'll be out the door that instant.

[@Gibby34340]

If that were me, she would literally be on the curb within the hour.

[@ordinaryfiver4403]

sure, tell her only 1 hour of social media per month

[@SarcasticPossum]

"Red Flag: When a man has a Mom" So most of humanity?Gotcha.

[@VPT2]

All of humanity.

[@username12120]

As another commenter said, it's so they won't have anyone to warn you against them. Your mother, sisters, and probably your aunts, if you're close to them, would see what's wrong with her and let you know as appropriate so that you listen and take on what they're saying. It's psycho behavior.

[@SarcasticPossum]

@@username12120 Oh I agree 100%

[@mrvoidschannel359]

​@@username12120so they are actually self-aware of their shit and just don't want you to realize it? That's so bad

[@username12120]

@@mrvoidschannel359 Sure is, mate. Welcome to piss planet, there is no escape.

[@Liberty_or_Ded]

After dealing with women like this most of my life, I've basically stopped dating entirely. I'm 36. I will probably die alone. I do not care. That is infinitely preferable to dealing with these harpies any more. I know most women aren't like this. But I seem to attract the ones like this. Good luck to all my kings who keep trying. You bros are gonna need it. Also hopefully you find a good man yourself, Alana. Good people deserve happiness.

[@BouncingTribbles]

Amen brother. I'm planning on getting a dog.

[@np153Garlix]

Women in America and the UK are undatable

[@o-mangaming5042]

@@BouncingTribbles I have a cat. But I'm also one of the Kings who is still willing to try going out.

[@Twisted_Jay]

My brother in christ, do not give up. You will find a woman to be with

[@Liberty_or_Ded]

@@Twisted_Jay Maybe. She'll have to find me, though.

[@ryanwight9116]

Honestly, I saw the title and immediately thought “at this point nothing would surprise me with women these days”

[@TheDarkEnigma]

Knowing their games? Sorry thats an ick

[@MorfsPrower]

My best friend can attest to that with his girl. He can't do ANYTHING without her freaking out on him. So needy yet so independent. A literal oxymoron.

[@reddragon9064]

@@MorfsProwerwhy she his girl then

[@denkerbosu3551]

@@reddragon9064 as long as he doesn't marry or move in with her, she's for the recreational part.

[@robrockstar9648]

The only way to win is to not exist. “New ick unlocked” Nevermind

[@iraqifoodcart8447]

I haven't been on a date, or in a relationship, for over 9 years. After what I experienced personally, and what happened to innocent men during MeToo, I just can't bring myself to deal with these women anymore. I'm about to be 31, meaning I haven't been on a date, or in a relationship, because of what I experienced, since I was 21. What I went through still haunts me to this day.

[@Jon_Fury]

I showed my previous gf from the Philippines, how western women view men in general. She was absolutely disgusted with their attitude and lack of intelligence. She told me “Ok, I was wondering why you were so against marriage and women in America. Now I understand why. I feel so bad for the guys in your country who have to deal with such mistreatment.” Sadly things didn’t work out for the both of us. But, now I know what exactly to look for in relationships. All thanks for my previous traditional GF. I can never thank her enough for that experience

[@alchemist824]

She sounds like a great person

[@nekimi__]

At least she good tho

[@USER_S4V4NT]

sorry that it didn't work out but the way your relationship end is how all relationships should end if they do, respectfully and both parties learning something and actually growing from it, something that doesn't really happen in the west, just onto the next or some crazy divorce complete with legal battles and alimony or something.

[@mcknit05]

Not a passport bro, but I understand why some men feel like it's impossible to find a good woman in the US

[@jean-pierrepolnareff2437]

@@alchemist824 imo she sounds like a normal person, at least what a normal person should be like

[@johnarcher6150]

I grew up in the early 2000s seeing this behavior rise up. Its been a huge problem, social media just made it easy to see.

[@suziechapstick8236]

social media has helped create an entire generation of narcissists and its hurting society as a whole.

[@xkiri7484]

That's because of the Millennium bug. The world ended right there and we now live in a shitty videogame.

[@IPA300]

The bad part about the internet isn’t that it creates uniquely bad stuff; the awful part is that it multiplies preexisting bad behavior to either numerical or radical extremes.

[@goldenhate6649]

Thats more due to controled algorithms designed specifically to destroy the culture and prop up the ideology of those who created them

[@genkureshima9834]

​@@IPA300 That's actually a beautiful summary

[@nepstation4evergaming589]

1:45 the second women built like a lorax😂

[@Hanz_Haze]

They are the architects of their own despair... and don't ever realise it. Men! Fix it! Fixing stuff is an ick!

[@The_Immaculate_Duck]

No accountability either.

[@Man_of_Tears]

*Women inevitably creating a situation men have to fix again *

[@Toactwithoutthinking]

People have no problem talking about male incels and how they can corrupt men into being bitter man haters but no one wants to address the epidemic of bitter single women keeping other women single.

[@maniacmatt7340]

Women are professionals at keeping each other single

[@Gibby34340]

Women: *say this kind of shit* Also women: *why can't I find a husband? I'm 45, completely flawless, and have slept with more strangers than Johnny Sins!"

[@oboromusha80]

I can empathize with incels. I know how these kids end up this way and they should be cared for and encouraged to surpass their horrible self-esteem issues with hard work and healthy group dynamics. As for femcels, I don't think they deserve anything. I think they need to be in these kids' shoes for a generation or 2. I think it will help them build the character they evidently don't have, judging by this entitlement.

[@lipnoodle117]

Give it 10 or 20 years and it'll be a major talking point I think. That's when I think they'll finally figure out what people have been trying to tell them for the past few decades. Namely that relationships are a 2 way street, and both people need to put in effort to make them work.

[@Vaissdestruc]

@@lipnoodle117 It'll be men fault though, apparently, it always is.

[@Dresdenstl]

X Don't be under 6' 8. X Do not squat.

[@toughbreaker3378]

14:55 "Remember son, dying is gay." - Soldier, Team Fortress 2

[@NotsilYmerej]

I thought that was soldier’s father who said that?

[@Radiodragonofdoom]

So surviving is "for p*ssies" but dying is gay. Does that mean being in a coma is the ideal for heterosexual me? And by that logic do bisexual men exist in a quantum super position?

[@neurotic3015]

"When they don't work out" The funniest part about this one in particular is the fact that NORMALLY it'd be somewhat understandable to want a partner that works out- BUT, the person who said it just HAD to be the most unfit, beluga whale ass woman in the universe, like dawg if you're gonna expect others to work out at LEAST be under 300 pounds.

[@RosencrantzxGuildenstern]

She makes One Piece characters look proportionate by comparison

[@Donovarkhallum]

​@@RosencrantzxGuildenstern killer queen 😭

[@GothicSnowLeopard]

built like Majin Buu

[@tehskullmunkymedia594]

​@@GothicSnowLeopard man, dont do Buu dirty like that. I think its canon that Fat Buu ended up losing the weight.

[@LxJ3F3]

​@@tehskullmunkymedia594He did for like a few seconds 😂

[@marchmelloow]

That last woman is literally, "Hiring 18-year-olds; You must have 30 years of experience to apply for this job."

[@Enteringdullsville]

3:16 The idea that waking up confused is inherently feminine feels weirdly misogynistic.

[@AmuterSI]

women are misogynists

[@Zellio2011]

I wonder what they'd think of me. I just wake up like a bear. I'm tired for like 30 minutes or more lol. I'm not confused I'm just slow to respond for awhile.

[@TheeKing7]

DEAD ASS THOUGH! I WAS THINKING THE SAME EXACT THING! IGNORE THE CAPS, I'M TRYING TO TYPE MASCULINE 😂😂😂

[@Nevir202]

Nobody hates them more than themselves. Ask any woman who has had to work with other women lol.

[@HellCromeE]

​@@TheeKing7sure, theking⁷

[@ScootyPuff_Jr]

So basically anything that shatters the impression of a man being anything other than a stoic impenetrable wall of muscle that can handle everything in their life with perfect ease and grace.

[@bobbobber4810]

And they can't cry but if they don't cry, it is also not ok.

[@SchemingGoldberg]

Man being a normal imperfect human being? IIIIIIIICK

[@Spearra]

​@@bobbobber4810And if they're said type of ideal man, they're misogynist. If they gots a sausage, its a ick to these people 😂

[@DR---]

You were close but that's not quite right. Women view men as nothing more than sèx objects and don't want men to do anything that suggests that he is a human being.

[@vancomycinb1193]

being a stoic impenetrable wall of muscle that can handle everything in their life with perfect ease and grace is an ick.

[@blade913]

They don't know what a real man is ....

[@MessedUpBrainspike]

Title screen response: Get in between me and my mom and I'm not even gonna acknowledge you as human anymore

[@Mad_Sea_Dog]

Fancy finding you here. I agree with your statement.

[@SoccYT]

Gonna be honest this is how I feel about any of my loved ones. You call them an Ick you're gone. Not even existing to me anymore.

[@A-RedHerring]

I will say though that America does have a mama's boy problem that was caused by the gynocentric bullshit shoved down our throats.

[@OrganicRobot761]

I've known and cared about my mom way longer than I've known/cared about any girl I'm dating, so...

[@TGameDev]

Willing to bet she was trolling, but if she wasn't. Immediate pass.

[@vegetashairline3060]

Men love their moms so much because for many of us, our mothers are the only women who has ever, and WILL ever show us unconditional love, and not throw in our faces every single mistake we have ever made.

[@ЕвгенийПершин-е1ь]

Well, those who are lucky... As mother's are also women too

[@crawlingboy]

I agree with all except the last part They will conpletely remind you of your mistakes but they will do it with love

[@liarwithagun]

If you are lucky enough to get a mother that loves you.

[@RositaDepre]

I wonder how that feels, but I´m actually happy for anyone who could relate to your comment

[@christophermonteith2774]

True

[@renaldonicholls638]

Also forgot to add, “being nice instead of an abusive asshole is an ick”

[@beleva09]

We now live in a world where Vtubers, Virtual KZbinrs, are more rooted in reality than "real" women

[@GimbleOnDew]

Well there core audience is male, so the ones that do better and are recommended by youtube have learned to do these kind of reaction.

[@thatdoofus4529]

You're right XD She ain't fakin it tho fr Regardless I find it hard to respect Vtubers cuz it seems like they're too insecure to show what they actually look. She's cool tho, seems like she respects herself and her audience doesn't seem like a bunch of simps. Most chats are makinh fun of her XD

[@MS-fe3vo]

​@@thatdoofus4529bro, unless they are a fully AI powered vtuber, they deserve the same respect you should have for any flesh and bone person

[@balanlopifelix9570]

Some people want to keep their online and real life separate,which is why I think most Vtubers choose this option. It's not about not showing their face, it's about being able to keep work and personal life separate

[@stefonrandle9107]

13:43 Because my family looked me in the eyes at 10 years old and said: "You're gonna learn to cook because it'll be something you can always rely on and lord knows most of these girls aren't learning to cook." So both my father, who worked as a chef for 14 years of my life, and my mother taught me how to cook so I'd never have to rely on eating out or Instant Ramen for every lunch and dinner.

[@genkureshima9834]

Weirdly enough my mom refuses to teach me, mainly because she comes from the shitty mindset that predates her and pretty much every woman before her generation in which you gotta learn by yourself and get fucked if you can't. This led me to be most likely one of the most patient guys in all of my family, I don't mind teaching and sharing knowledge.

[@Radiodragonofdoom]

​@@genkureshima9834 The "trial by kitchen fire" school of cooking. 😂

[@genkureshima9834]

@@Radiodragonofdoom I truly believe that she wouldn't mind if I set myself ablaze, intentionally or otherwise. As long as her house stays intact, she doesn't give a shit.

[@nick1752]

Based. I'm eating at the cafes way too much, I rarely cook... and that's kinda expensive and not really healthy. Too lazy to learn and make proper meals. Maybe I should finally start...

[@nick1752]

@@genkureshima9834 holy shit that's kinda... uh... unproductive.

[@brandtcarroll9316]

This is why I've made an effort to remove all chivalry from my life. I don't help, assist, or compliment women, period. Ever, not unless I'm in a relationship with them or starting one.

[@boota2474]

Growing up, I never understood how monks - both medieval and modern - could live an ascetic lifestyle and forsake women entirely. I now understand, however, and why they call it "enlightenment".

[@theshiggityshwa4359]

Same here but I make an exception for life long female or female identifying friends. It's not even chivalry it's just giving compliments and stuff

[@DjFiyaFrost]

Don't treat them well when dating. Chivalry is dead for a reason.

[@FluffehStuff274]

Gratitude to these women for filtering themselves out for us.

[@exhaustive_the_sixth]

some of people do not deserve to have the privilege to live, go figure why.

[@KDannXII]

I ONLY TYPE IN MASCULINE.

[@avalonjustin]

BIG LETTERS FOR BIG MEN💪

[@goldenlizard92]

*WHY AREN'T YOUR CAPS IN BOLD?! ARE YOU LADIES TOO BUSY PICKING OUT DRESSES TO WEAR TO TUESDAY NIGHT ANAL? IF YOU CAN'T BOLD YOUR CAPS, YOU CAN'T BE ON TOP!*

[@1kdota2player]

AS A BIG MAN, I CAN CONFIRM

[@combatseawolf]

AGREED 100%

[@dicedoom7162]

Or karen style.

[@Azdaja13]

This is what happens when you enable a class of people's every insignificant whim and treat all their feelings like they're relevant and not tell them when they're being stupid and unreasonable.

[@HypnoPantsOnline]

"Don't wear seatbelts." "Don't get hospitalized." They want you to live dangerously but will hate you if you lived dangerously.

[@bhart3321]

Cuz they love the excitement but refuse to take any responsibility in caring for you when injured. They just want us to be toys that they can play with when they feel like & throw away when it breaks. They don't want to build anymore they hangout at the finish line hoping to get picked but men are wising up & leaving them alone.

[@jakomioftherose2434]

Women ☕️

[@elgatochurro]

When you're down

[@gorteous]

That last one really got to me. I was the ugly duckling that had no confidence in myself, was overweight, had terrible acne, and was very socially awkward in high school. Also ironically still a virgin and have never been in a serious relationship because I'm super unlucky and haven't found the right woman yet. How is it that women are viewed as these emotionally intelligent and empathetic people when a lot of the time this is the standard behavior for women nowadays?

[@Tremuoso]

Cuz you were fed a lie unfortunately. Truth is women lack empathy to a disturbing degree, and it's prevalent enough that it really seems to be innate behaviour for females.

[@DarkCT]

because that view was a lie that people let them have. they aren't empathetic unless they want to be, plenty use it to be emotionally manipulative knowing darn well they will have cover from other women, men, and sometimes the system itself. look at how often women bully other women. the reason men get it so much is because people think emotional attacks are something they can just take. making men more emotionally available just made women who abuse emotions have easier to break targets, and others are more than fine to consider a man a walking ATM and not much else.

[@cernunnos8344]

Bro you look fine maybe cut your hair but you're fine 😂

[@Disavowedagent47]

Just looked ya up. Brother man look good. Go get a good down home mid west girl. Like Oklahoma country, and she'll make you the happiest man on earth. I know I have one and she has been the best thing to ever happen to me. Also her 'icky is every [until in this vid

[@wolfainrico6105]

IS THIS WHY PEOPLE DONT USE THEIR FREAKING BLINKERS???? It's such a basic form of courtesy and communication that it's more of a red flag for them TO NOT COMMUNICATE ON THE ROAD

[@eveakane6563]

Alana making a big list as if she's a dwarf with the book of grudges.

[@swisspikeman2400]

As one should, wazzok

[@MultiMoe11]

thats going in the book

[@Pen_Slinger]

She should actually compile it all into a book and call it The Big Book of Komplaining Karens.

[@InquisitorJack]

@@Pen_SlingerAnd then start crossing them out

[@erebuskaslana1583]

Alana is a member of The Middle confirmed

[@TheeKing7]

The orca saying a guy has to workout is insanity to me LMAO

[@Shiirow]

'You first, free Willy."

[@giannicolamatteo8155]

She looks like she lost her pod and ended up on land

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Don't you go disrespecting Lily and Bøska like that.

[@ettibbet5493]

That wasnt an orca, thats a fucking snorlax

[@moonshinershonor202]

9:00 As someone who walks on rock shards on purpose to suppress said pain, I assure you it doesn't get easier, only faster. Its literally nerve killing.

[@bossked1563]

I did that as well, I actually got pretty callused and I could walk on more surfaces easily. That said, I heard from everyone that my feet were disgusting since they were callused and dirty from actually, ya know, using them. So... pick your poison lol.

[@AngelofBanishment]

Her getting genuinely pissed off, flabbergasted, and suprised is very understandable and pleasant

[@SchemingGoldberg]

If most women were like her, then dating wouldn't be so messed up.

[@probro53]

Both her and Paws(VTuber) give me hope that you can find someone. You'll have to actually interact with them, but it can be done

[@deadlishaoran]

This is why I don't pay attention to women's opinions. They don't even know what they want. I just am who I want to be and be happy by myself.

[@gac9603]

The one thing I learned from watching dating stuff is that women say one thing but want another and they don't even notice it. Quite interesting creatures.

[@djaeger-k5m]

This is the way… let them keep yappin

[@phosspatharios9680]

They are trolling. I refuse to believe human beings can be that much petty

[@TheBeardHampster1979]

I doubt it, they're hot in the internet age. They can afford to be choosy and men still through themselves at their feet It's fuckin sad man

[@cupofjoe7900]

I'm convinced Tiktok was invented to convince men domestic abuse isn't that bad

[@TheGeckoNinja]

lol its starting to become understandable

[@timothymelvin7450]

That’s a horrifying thought but you might not be that far off

[@zuttoaragi8349]

Look what's happened since it stopped being the norm. For legal reasons, that is a joke

[@exhaustive_the_sixth]

tiktok is basically a psychological weapon developed by chinese folks they know how to cook the entire world including their country (just watch their so-called "tofu-dreg" based buildings)

[@Trist_Playz]

@@zuttoaragi8349 brother 😂😂😂😂 I’m taking as a joke but I feel you may wanna slap a girl

[@jakomioftherose2434]

Icks are so childish.

[@easylemon2547]

Good thing that they mature earlier than men! Always wondered where that misconception even came from.

[@o-mangaming5042]

@@easylemon2547 They don't. They just STOP maturing earlier than men.

[@Gibby34340]

@@easylemon2547 They PHYSICALLY mature earlier than men. But mentally, a large number (I'd wager at leastt 50%) never mature past middle school age. The prissy way of speaking, self-centric attitude, body language, insanely childish outlook on life in general, obsessing over Taylor Swift past age 14...it's borderline infuriating.

[@denkerbosu3551]

@@easylemon2547 they mature earlier, but some also stop doing so (mentally) after hs, or even before. Anyone who pretends they magically become functioning members of society after 18 is beyond "delulu"

[@Dinoslay]

Anyone with a functional brain instantly understands that many of the girls in these TikTok videos are simply making sheet up lol.

[@SteelChords]

Ngl, glad to know reasonable women still exist. Thanks! You seem like someone I wouldve been friends with in middle/high school lol, keep being you 🤙

[@raymondheinze904]

No the reason the girl didn't want any women in the family is so they couldn't tell him this year's effed up

[@suziechapstick8236]

yeah its the same reason cults target people who don't have close family and friends.... no one in their life to intervene and tell them its a bad idea.

[@Kyleharris1203]

"What's your biggest turn-off in a guy?"Mmmm, probably when they don't work out." The double standards are real with that girl. 😂

[@kazuma7232]

Classic projection!😂

[@TheMightyCrucibleKnight184]

The projection is strong on this one.

[@Salabar_]

Her every step equates to a minute of cardio for an average guy.

[@lyravain6304]

How else would they be able to deal with Gorlock The Destroyer over there?

[@lfcmike12]

Forget the double standards being an ick, the double cheese burgers are a real threat to her making it to thirty 😂

[@bellidrael7457]

14:58 literally just watched another video where a woman was angry about 'how can men be okay doing nothing for their birthday?'

[@axelmilan4292]

As a wise man once said, "the juice ain't worth the squeeze". Just walk away, lads.

[@Greenwood4727]

dont walk.. RUN

[@FerretTwister]

Whoever is making the list is an absolute madman. And I appreciate him.

[@shinyamada488]

Guys in the Army: Hey Staff Sergeant Johnson. Hey Corporal Biggs Her: Run

[@dokibroki6355]

I betcha most of the girls in the comments of those videos are saying they'll have their bf if they don't want them

[@Enteringdullsville]

I should hope so. At least that proves some people on TikTok have some decency.

[@exhaustive_the_sixth]

@@Enteringdullsville > people on tiktok > have some decency I see here mutually exclusive things. There is no such thing as decency on tiktok.

[@bhart3321]

There maybe a few but I guarantee you it isn't many.

[@balazsvarga1823]

A real man tears telescopes out of the concrete if they are too shoort. A real man also eats ice cream with a hunting knife!

[@FerretTwister]

Based and true.

[@joshuamourning6650]

Real men eat soup with a fork

[@o-mangaming5042]

@@joshuamourning6650 Real men don't eat soup. They fill a bowl with blazing hot soup and use it as a weapon to kill their prey.

[@Gibby34340]

I used to unironically eat steak with the knife I cut it with. Inconvenient, but I thought it was "cool" and "tough". Then I decided to stop giving a fuck what people (mainly women) think.

[@avalonjustin]

Real men chop down trees with a hard look.

[@Death36669]

I give up, these people are lowering my IQ and making me angry with their lunacy.

[@OchoJarocho]

Women see even their own mothers as a potent rival.... WTF

[@jannjordan3787]

There are Older women who aren't captured by modern casual/lazy Feminism's ideology of female entitlement like modern young women are who have Only Fans pages. Not to mention that if you have a self absorbed entitled young girlfriend even if she is vary good looking she is still an energy drain depressing chore to be around, comparatively her mom can be a still nice looking grown women with a more stable and pleasant personality to be around. It's not unheard of for a young man to cheat on his entitled pain in the neck young girlfriend with her mom who is an attractive emotionally generous older woman.

[@XlxKeViinxlX]

My folks: why arent you getting married or going on dates Me: have you seen the modern girls these days? No thanks

[@InquisitorJack]

My parents have started telling me about their friends telling them about their sons’ terrible dating experiences (or lack thereof) too. It’s legitimately a problem

[@wastelandlegocheem]

I understand its not gunna be nofhing bjt people like this, but i also have trust issues thanks to being catfished by someone in their 30s at 18

[@goldenhate6649]

One child having dating issues is an anomaly. 2 having issues is a coincidence. Everyones Male children having an issue and it might be women that are the problem.

[@Spearra]

​@@goldenhate6649The fucking actor for SUPERMAN in the recent DC movies is having trouble dating! Fuck, ing, SUPERMAN!

[@nickronca1562]

Girl: Red flag, you can't have a mom Me: How the hell was I suppose to be born?!

[@acolytes-of-cthulhu]

''52. don't use a harness when rock climbing'' and i was like now i know she wants me to die ''???. choking im sorry that my impending death in inconveniencing you

[@denkerbosu3551]

Man suffers. """His""" gf recording him most affected.

[@umbaupause]

At this point, that "ick" list is half of a guide to warding off crazy witches in public.

[@elgatochurro]

"don't cry on your wedding day, also you better cry on your wedding day or else"

[@BouncingTribbles]

One of the things that really bugs me is how smug they usually look. The guy usually thinks they're being friendly and cute but they're snickering about it with each other. Shame, smh.

[@goldenhate6649]

These are the women that didn’t get beat up in highschool.

[@BouncingTribbles]

@@goldenhate6649 I've been saying it for years. Way to many people are in charge who have never been punched in the mouth.

[@Cybertech134]

@@BouncingTribbles This is what happens when you trick an entire gender into believing that they cannot physically put the other in their place when they get out of line.

[@antoniotrivelloni8191]

@@BouncingTribblesThere are a lot of people today who write checks with their mouths that they would never be willing to cash with their fists. People like these are the reason I strive to mean everything I say

[@SquaulDuNeant]

"you need experience to be chosen but you cannot have experience if you aren't chosen"

[@Bug_Bait]

Job hunting

[@94Newbie]

@@Bug_Baitbad comparison job hunting is easy as shit compared to dating.

[@Lonewolf3515]

@@94Newbie True, dating is near impossible nowadays lmao. Sooner win the lottery. XD

[@infini_ryu9461]

Men: *Have literally any hobby* Women: "Wait. That's illegal."

[@bhart3321]

Because our sole joy in life should be making them happy regardless of how they treat us. Nah why we walk away

[@staymad8513]

I’m bothered by grown women saying ‘ic-ky’ like a toddler.

[@RoastCDuck]

Having a mom, living with parents, no car. Also them: Wants everything paid, for themselves, without ever lifting a finger, becomes a mom to use children when the divorce happens.

[@elgatochurro]

Because then it's not for them

[@PeoplePleaser578]

Women: I want independence. Also Women: Don’t find me attractive for it because that’s icky.

[@cthomaspeasant3059]

These are the types who would happily and gleefully call guys childish or worse but have all these "icks" that have zero grounding in reality

[@SG5fzZ]

At this point breathing will be an ick

[@JayTohab]

It's literally on the list 😂

[@sonofsons770]

Real men infuse oxygen directly into their bloodstream, no lungs required.

[@alexandermielke3526]

A real man has no need for looser things like breathing

[@InquisitorJack]

Yep

[@EastSlayer]

Your comment icks me...that's a joke by the way...or is it?🤔

[@tomhubbard8510]

7:00 Girls be like: be tall! Also girls:

[@TurtleChad1]

Modern feminism/tiktok and its consequences

[@johnarcher6150]

No such thing a "modern", it was this wrong from the start. Feminism was designed for this outcome. Social media sped it up.

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

Breedability at all times low.

[@MorfsPrower]

These women are teaching each other how to be hyper picky and very unattractive.

[@Gibby34340]

@@nickkorkodylas5005 Unfortunately, all the most breedable ones are either vtubers or already taken...

[@pkmmeo8381]

@@Gibby34340 real

[@davidp3727]

Stuff like this is the reason why dating is cooked

[@agreeable-youth]

Man being single doesn't sound so bad anymore

[@elgatochurro]

Undead chronic and Hammer hand will help you well

[@Lifeslikephotography]

If I find out that anyone close to me is posting things like this about me for “content” then we done immediately

[@ryanwood6754]

ironically most of these girls perfect guy would end up being someone like Vladamire Putin with their weird requirements XD

[@FullMetalSpartan19]

When you say it like that it almost sounds like a psyop the hell.

[@hawkeye5955]

Well, tiktok is heavily regulated by Putin's closest ally which is literally next door.

[@Sintarzus]

Nah. That would be Sneako, with his constant thinking about looking masculine.

[@Иван-щ5с7е]

Приплел Россию молодец

[@jessesimmons4503]

Just like feminist secretly love a MAGA man.

[@scottydo5282]

These women have made me consider that there are possible ethical uses for doxxing.

[@KebradesBois]

In 10-20 years I will make a fortune selling cats.

[@jemperdiller]

Read it as you will engineer cats that sell fortune

[@hopperstreams4487]

Dawg I peels cats All day long muhfucka They call me the Big Wheeler Cat Peeler Cuz imma king, the big king King Killer Big Wheeler Cat Peeler

[@exhaustive_the_sixth]

meow :3 ahem, jokes aside, you definitely will.

[@alpakapucuf3394]

I never thought of that youre so smart, ill steal your idea too, i think there will be enough for both of us actually

[@DICEBOY22]

Old world pilled... Some people should not be allowed to have the privilege to vote.

[@marccole211]

Exactly. If they hold these opinions about things that don't matter, how do they vote?

[@jason2mate]

I mean my thought is we need to start putting a question of why you voted for this person on a ballot, and if the reason isn't well thought out the ballot gets thrown in the bin, it also gets thrown into the bin if the reason is provably false (so that MSM lying to people isn't a way to generate votes) EG. "Because it's not Trump" "because she's a woman" "because she's black" all go in the bin because that isn't a valid reason to vote.

[@DICEBOY22]

Clearly it's impossible... You can't take away women's right to vote nor should you... I think what should happen is a standardized test measuring basic IQ for a voting license that you would have to qualify for if you can prove you pay major stakes into the taxing system ( rent or mortgage tax and tax on your jobs payroll ) Fresh out of the oven high schoolers with 0 real world experience shouldn't be able to vote... Also living off your parents should be an auto disqualification.

[@exhaustive_the_sixth]

Some people should not be allowed to have the privilege to LIVE.

[@joshuaortiz2031]

​@@DICEBOY22 the society in starship troopers got it right. You have to serve in the military or equivalent civil service in order to vote in elections. Freedom isn't free it should be earned not given away.

[@JonathanScarlet]

This background music is unironically goated for the harrowing subject at hand.

[@rockandrollrockandrollrock6930]

If I fell down icy stairs and when I turned around the person I was with was just holding a camera in my face and offering no assistance. Whatever relationship I had with that person is over.

[@flutterwind7686]

wtf. What kind of person just watches their partner fall down and do nothing... Unbelievable

[@jellysquiddles3194]

The best reactions are when Alana is just silent from being flabbergasted: She feels our pain.

[@jacobstewart1950]

The wheezing 🤣 💀 😂 Ill stay under my rock with my dog

[@Lark88]

Alana has what some call, empathy.

[@goldenhate6649]

Or simply just being a decent person.

[@SchemingGoldberg]

Something which is sadly lacking in American women.

[@Azdaja13]

A rare trait in the world, along with intelligence.

[@tehskullmunkymedia594]

That & Rationality, which is rare for some women.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

_"Men are easy: Just be nice to them."_ 　~other Russian chuuba Matara Kan Seems like the women from 𝘯𝘰𝘯-(((NATO))) countries have their shit put together...

[@MelRetro]

*I swear western women are so baffling. No wonder they’re become 30 and Single.* *As a 22 Year Old Woman, that is a co-homeowner with my Best Friend, who is also a Woman, I wouldn’t care if my man made less than me, as long as he has a Full-Time Job to contribute to the bills, is mature and responsible. That’s it.* *I don’t consider myself a shallow “girl boss” I’m just a normal responsible adult* *Maybe have a cute brother or friend for my Best Friend to also date.* *Keep in mind, I live in Japan. Houses are affordable here, as long as you have 2 people contributing to the bills and Mortgage* 🇯🇵 *It’s not like in the USA. I’m so glad our parents brought us back before we went to high school.* *Been happy ever since*

[@sonofsons770]

When you don’t live in the west lmao.

[@MelRetro]

@@sonofsons770I use to for 6 years. It’s why I know English

[@danielwoods3896]

If it weren’t so difficult to move to Japan I would do so in a heartbeat

[@InquisitorJack]

Good luck to you, hope you find a great guy

[@Zellio2011]

What is baffling? These women are extremely entitled and feel like everything is owed to them. They think they deserve 10 out of 10 men even if they themselves are ugly, fat, been with over 100 guys, can't cook, can't clean, etc.

[@VixstraLarge]

2:47 So THAT'S the reason why so many people on the road don't use goddamn turn signals...