How to be a REAL Man. || Shoe0nHead React

[@Angrenost02]

I want a debate between the "ass is gay" dude and the "boobs are for kids" guy

[@Pedro_Ferrandi]

That battle would be legendary

[@WarbossMorgorTeefsmasha]

i'm pretty sure those posts where from women. my guess is the "ass men are gay" is a woman who has no ass, and the "tits are for kids" is a woman with mosquito-bites

[@jocosesonata]

Wait till they meet feet guy.

[@PyrokineticFire1]

gotta have the "eating pu$$y is gay" guy moderate that debate!

[@ryth7703]

Plato vs Artistotle, 355 BC

[@nazimi6853]

My uncle, imo, is one of the most masculine man in existence. He was are veteran, living in his 50s with body built like a tank. 5 times appointed as the bodyguard and drive for the prime minister for 5 years straight. And he put on a dress for his 7 years old daughter tea party. Now that, a true man. Nothing can shake his confidence.

[@christianalanwilson434]

Yeah, all these self-proclaimed "alpha" males and hyper-masculine men seem to be overcompensating or highly insecure. Real men don't need to brag or flex, they just live their lives and lead by example.

[@Niki_Schreiber]

now that‘s truly masculine. And wholesome.

[@MaximilianonMars]

IDK that seems p ghey to me.

[@k1ndr3dspirits]

@@christianalanwilson434 100% well said. 🎯

[@BouncingTribbles]

I'm 6'3 and can throw full kegs. I also used to babysit. I've sat and had makeup and hair ties put on me so many times. My gfs have always found it adorable when they see it. Also, I got laid 2 months ago.

[@ZayecValentine]

FELLAS, is it gay to exist? I mean you’re living on a planet with other men around.

[@TheFozze]

not to mention the earth is round, which symbolises balls, which is gay

[@Light-tc4kz]

​@@TheFozze And man have 2 balls hanging on them all day, that's so gay

[@Bristecom]

@@TheFozze I believe the earth is flat... like a man's chest... wait! Oh no!!

[@allanturmaine5496]

Every lung full of air definitely has air that touched a penis in it.

[@Fallen_2003]

_FELLAS,_ is it gay to die? I mean, you’re literally choosing to avoid living in a world full of women.

[@greathoundii6142]

“Men don't ask women out, he takes what's rightfully his.” Red flag, crimson even.

[@JayTohab]

Red? That's a 🏳️‍🌈 color 😮

[@Dookiedoobie]

With a side of the screams of the damned too

[@knuckles543]

crimson? that shit is SANGUINE

[@vegeta002]

Seems to be a lot of projection and self-reporting in this one, and most probably don't even live up to their silly claims either.

[@BrokenToaster77]

It’s so red it’s a whole damn new colour

[@TwojaStaraIFrytki]

"What is a man?" "A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS"

[@kazuma7232]

"BUT ENOUGH TALK! HAVE AT YOU!"

[@alextorres8635]

Lol this quote only the real ones know....

[@riceshot9981]

I thought this was a veigar LoL quote xd

[@niscent_]

@@riceshot9981 nah, a champion is a miserable little pile of pixels

[@Littlefighter1911]

@@kazuma7232 *throws glass to the ground*

[@dimentiox80sshenanigans50]

"Son, always remember: Dying is gay!"

[@Real-Name..Maqavoy]

Quotas huh..? Well that's already .sus *However i digress*

[@midknightshade330]

Yes father.

[@williamkimball4901]

Dang, so I'm immortal 🤯

[@batboy555]

If you die then you will be in a world of shit for disobeying orders. Lee Emery. Full Metal Jacket.

[@WellWellWelt]

@@williamkimball4901 that's also gay

[@HellbirdIV]

There's genuinely nothing less masculine than judging other men's 'masculinity' based on their leisure activities.

[@JayTohab]

Yeah, that's a lot of attention being paid to men and their activities 👀

[@joethomas8464]

​@@JayTohab *ahem FELLAS

[@MrFelblood]

Obsessing with other men's masculinity and looking for feminine traits in other men... Not getting a lot of security in that masculinity from those guys.

[@righteousone5119]

​@@joethomas8464looks like we finally have the "gotcha!" to these buffoons

[@mickeydean249]

Pretty gay, bro

[@fromashes7818]

To quote the manliest of men "Lions don't concern themselves with the opinions of sheep." - Kirito SAO abridged

[@devilkingaming4619]

Pure testosterone

[@Pedro_Ferrandi]

Nothing is more masculine then telling everyone how masculine you are

[@utarefson9]

Unironically, yes.

[@fepethepenguin8287]

Works for Alphas Telling everyone how Alpha you are, makes you Alpha

[@BenganGamer]

@@utarefson9 im masculine, you know im masculine right? im definetly masculine, you dont think im feminine do you?

[@winterscall9141]

@@Pedro_Ferrandi😅😅😅😮😅😅😅 😮😮😊w 😅😢. Did znot xr

[@fepethepenguin8287]

@@BenganGamer naw bro. You seem super guy like. Probably swole af too

[@Crow-T-German-Robot]

To sum it all up. It's insecure people, being insecure about things they secretly like or would like to do, trying to make secure people insecure, so they can feel more secure with their insecurities.

[@alphanightmare6664]

Honestly this goes to a whole other level lol. I bet its more so that their so deranged about this, they consider anything fun or slightly out of the norm gay or less than. They fully believe this to the extreme, hell some people say you're not allowed to be happy when you reach the age of adulthood. Basically cant have no hobbies, everything must revolve around work and nothing else lmao.

[@Crow-T-German-Robot]

@@alphanightmare6664 Yeah, broken people, sharing their insecurities. Probably repeating what got drilled into them by their parents. If they were even involved in their childhood.

[@user-df4kf6fg7h]

Dude, you are thinking this through, and that looks kinda gay to me. When even was the last time you ate raw meat?

[@Crow-T-German-Robot]

@@user-df4kf6fg7h HA! I got you there, I'm german, I eat "Mett" regularly! On the other hand, putting raw meat into my mouth does sound pretty gay as well. Guess I've got to accept my fate. No Endsieg for me.

[@_lost_paradise5089]

fellas, is it gay to comment?

[@kylewilson9260]

Only if you do it while pleasuring yourself to thoughts of David Hasselhoff.

[@Pedro_Ferrandi]

Absolutely, we all are gay if you think hard enough

[@bird3019]

Giga Gay

[@tapioca6863]

Kinda gay ngl dude

[@Pedro_Ferrandi]

@@tapioca6863 Your comment is kinda gay bro

[@jakomioftherose2434]

Lesson learned: as a man you're not allowed to have fun. Or be happy. Or be.

[@HectorCotto97]

Let's be honest all of this nonsense is coming from Twitter users, those people don't even know how to be decent human beings so why should anyone take anything they say seriously?

[@Pedro_Ferrandi]

Because someone unironically would do so

[@maksimgames1]

even my mother of all people said this very thing... why should you care about the words of brainless people?

[@viktoriyaserebryakov2755]

Lessons on how to be men are coming from fatherless boys who live in the bodies of men.

[@vkarvanzer4243]

I just enjoy stupidity in public

[@jacksoncabrera7236]

Only people who don’t have a spine take them seriously. 😂.

[@totallyalpharius507]

It's not because I play games that I can't get laid. It's because getting laid is so unlikely for me that I'm filling the free time with something fun.

[@Pedro_Ferrandi]

Understandable, but don't give up on that prospect either

[@totallyalpharius507]

@@Pedro_Ferrandi I can either choose to accept my introverted personality and its detriments and learn to live with it,, or pretend to be an awkward extrovert and live in self-denial with false hopes.

[@Pedro_Ferrandi]

@@totallyalpharius507 Just because you are introverted doesn't mean you can't approach people and make friends. I'm trying to learn that too, as an introvert myself. We are just different... But we can learn to stay around people and connect with others since, at the end of the day, we still are social creatures. No man is an island, remeber that

[@maozedong8370]

I agree. The last time I even had a friend was 10 years ago. I don't interact with women at all and have zero friends. It is what it is isn't it? Me personally, I am ideally the monogamous type of guy who'd want to be with a specific woman for life and we both stick by each other to the very end. In this modern culture though, I have zero trust in men or women and don't want to be the type who settles with a woman and have her cheat 10 years down the line because then I'd see my life as having wasted 10 years. If I die alone, so be it.

[@totallyalpharius507]

@@Pedro_Ferrandi There's a difference between approaching people/making friends and flirting/dating. I don't struggle with the former.

[@MurderMango]

Anytime someone says "A real man would...." You know your about to hear some dumbass shit

[@chadmagnus5850]

"This is so gay."- Said the man and shoved the woman off of himself.🤣😂🤣

[@ryanc9876]

Kills the bugs? Check. Opens the jars? Check. Dies in the wars? Nope, I haven't done that one yet. Guess I ain't a man after all. 2/3 good enough?

[@iCrowLink]

That's 66.66% man, pretty good. 😮

[@EWLR89]

Better hurry with the last one. Your body clock is ticking, you must go to Europe or the Middle East.

[@Pedro_Ferrandi]

You are a disgrace to your bloodline... According to Twitter alpha males

[@cripplinganimedepression9902]

But dying is gay

[@neetpride5919]

You're not a real man until you die

[@Pharisi]

Fellas is it gay to be online? I mean you are deliberately entering an space full of dudes

[@nickhero6329]

Omg thats so hot ambatukam.

[@viktoriyaserebryakov2755]

What do you think watching n"ked dudes banging chicks you'll never get is if not the gaey?

[@thepunisher4356]

The more I hear about Alana’s dad and brother the more I want to meet them.

[@Solon_The_Lich]

Alana's Dad, Confirmed Ghey, Source: Some Tard on Twatter with Nothing to Enjoy

[@GeeseH]

Gayyyy

[@jonaswerner8480]

Gayyyy

[@outwardpanicjoe8950]

The would make great in-laws haha

[@evilmandrake]

Fellas, is it gay to like women? I mean, being attracted to someone who likes dudes?

[@carsismyaddiction6919]

yes you are gay. and Joseph Stalin is cute feminine femboy who didn't have real death note.

[@willythebeer]

When the soldiers come out, it is not his study it is the war room.

[@TaskMaster5]

Pew pew! Krachow!!!

[@masonlaw7628]

*cue m1 garand ping sound effect* *coom*

[@music79075]

20:35 thats a telltale sign someone is trying to diffuse accountability. Dude knows he committed SA or worse and is trying to shroud himself with the guilt of others.

[@karere1s]

5:26 clearly the OP doesn't know how many soldiers play COD in their downtime...

[@kireta21]

almost entirety of steam traffic from Nigeria are Western peacekeppers playing games off duty

[@ClokworkGremlin]

I am legitimately concerned, actually, with how many soldiers get out of an active, stressful, life-or-death situation and then immediately jump into simulating that very same stressful situation for fun.

[@adamlauer1096]

​@ClokworkGremlin why? Maybe we just like COD, and the two aren't similar AT ALL 😂

[@karere1s]

@@adamlauer1096 exactly... if you talk to guys that went to Afghanistan or Iraq, you'll hear plenty of stories about their struggles with horrendous lag while they tried to play COD, CS GO, and other games on spotty Russian servers during their downtime

[@SeymoreSparda]

@@ClokworkGremlin Nah, I believe, if you are a level-headed guy who can separate between your game and reality, you will NOT find that those 2 things produce the somewhat "very same stressful situation" that you just mentioned. The amount of European truck drivers who play Truck Simulator when they are off-duty can attest to that. Once asked on why they do it, they will usually reason that they also drive trucks in-game, even for long periods of time, because there's no real repercussion from having in-game accidents, as opposed to, ya know.

[@kaspi001]

Traditional Eastern European working man's breakfast: a cup of Turkish coffee and a cigarette.

[@reves3333]

vegan breakfast

[@Hannya7]

Most real shit I read today

[@bhart3321]

Actually true buddy was in Croatia recently & he sent me a pic they literally gave him a cigarette with his breakfast at the hotel. 😂

[@EBlank3807]

Kitchen worker's breakfast

[@goldenlizard92]

"Hey waitress, where's my complementary bag full of krokodil syringes? These cigarettes, razer blades, and rusty nails aren't going to wash themselves down."

[@majimasimp]

I learned so much about myself today; that I'm gay and soy. Also I'm gay

[@Pedro_Ferrandi]

Same

[@HaloscornX]

SpongeBob "And I am proud!"

[@avenged-khaos]

dont forget you are also gay

[@Armament0fJustice]

A man should have interests. If he plays with toys or games, it means he still has child-like wonder and a capacity for joy. The most attractive part of me is how much passion and energy I have for what I like. A girl that I come to like (that also knows how to appreciate that) will be given a lot of that attention.

[@TaskMaster5]

This just in! The rumor has come out! Does men are gay?

[@Nightmare-wo2gd]

Do you are have gay?

[@batboy555]

Why are you gay? Said in a ghanian accent.

[@talkingtakotaco8611]

The rumor come out.

[@batboy555]

Why are you gay? Spoken in that ghana acce t

[@batboy555]

Why are you gae?

[@matirion]

Regarding seatbelts... They originally had a flaw that made them riskier than not having one. It's why there was opposition, people died because the seatbelts malfunctioned, and they were single use.

[@alvianekka80]

Reminds me of that Spongebob meme, where Squidward got thrown into that vehicle with grinders because he's still strapped with seatbelt.

[@matirion]

@@alvianekka80 The original seatbelt designs were just horrible. There was a period where the locking mechanism in case of a crash was literally done by a small bomb blowing up and jamming the belt that way... Before that, people had non flexible belts and ended up with broken bones or getting crushed when the force caused them to slip and they had to be cut to free victims...

[@ambershangout7226]

If it’s gay to like muscular women that I’m the biggest homosexual on the planet

[@ALJ9000]

Is it gay to want to rest my head on my buff girlfriend’s abs?

[@Pedro_Ferrandi]

@@ALJ9000 That has to be the gayest shit I've ever heard

[@maozedong8370]

@@ALJ9000 No. If she is a woman, then how can it be gay? If that was gay, you'd be seeking that kind of interaction with a man and NOT a woman. A lot of people fail to understand how reality works huh?

[@sugoistalin7809]

Found the CEO of gay.

[@HaloscornX]

Same!!

[@Anonymous-o6t6p]

6:51 my dad still makes vroom sounds in the car around me and my mom as if he’s playing need for speed and it’s weird but also wholesome

[@ClokworkGremlin]

I'm just glad people are so willing to post up their red flags these days.

[@christianalanwilson434]

That and neon nair, its warning coloration just like toxic animals use in the wild

[@americaforever2798]

The southern US would like a word about that tea comment. Everyone drinks sweet tea.

[@danielhill8926]

...yep

[@pelinalwhitestrake3367]

Imagine surviving the encounter with a male in Asia or Eastern Europe after telling him that drinking tea is gay.

[@infernothegreat1287]

Fellas, Is it gay to think out loud?

[@Pedro_Ferrandi]

Obviously, duh

[@sugoistalin7809]

It's apparently gay to have glasses, so yes.

[@JayTohab]

For other men to hear?

[@williamkimball4901]

Absolutely 😂

[@Real-Name..Maqavoy]

.... Crickets. Are more 'Gay' by that *Definition.*

[@farfnlugen9910]

I feel like this guy got called gay in middle school and just went down a rabbit hole

[@WeldonSirloin]

This fox snorts like my pug.

[@Spectacular_Insanity]

The real question is: “Does Bruno Mars is gay?”

[@oxishimaruxo]

06:45 as a Tank and Ship modeler who also paints figure, your dad sounds legit

[@Spectacular_Insanity]

I built a model of the USS Missouri. Guess I’m gay. 😂

[@oxishimaruxo]

@@Spectacular_Insanity is it the 1991 refit or the 1944 version?

[@JackDespero]

I thought that the whole thing about some men don't whipping their asses was an internet joke. Until I met one of them. And even throught the interaction at first I thought that he was still joking, but slowly the realization sunk in: He was, in fact, not joking. His argument is that most of his shits were quite solid so he didn't need to clean anything, so he just pulled his boxers up and continue with his day. When I realized that he was not joking, I visibly gagged.

[@laurencefraser]

I'm pretty sure the actual issue being complained about by that comment/tweet in the video was the use of baby wipes, rather than the fact that the individual in question was wiping their arse at all, but... wow... some people are just... kind of awful, huh?

[@talkingtakotaco8611]

​@@laurencefraserI'm sure the issue was the not wiping. The baby wipes are just an additional problem/symptom from that issue.

[@Mousse9]

His shower water is brown.

[@user-df4kf6fg7h]

...How did his asshole came up in a conversation?

[@huh-.-]

Dammit i watch KZbin since childhood, guess im gay since i was a kid....

[@Pedro_Ferrandi]

Bro came out of the closet

i am sorry you had to learn this the hard way, your parents should have brought this up way earlier

[@thegreatchrispy]

I remember my best friend in high school would say "seatbelts take more lives than they save". I'm glad they make cars beep at you until you buckle up nowadays.

[@batboy555]

Whatever we do men will be wrong. So ever wonder why alot arent invested in society.

[@flyingturret208thecannon5]

"Wearing a seatbelt means you're a raging homosexual!" Aight. C'mere. Sit in that passenger seat, and DO NOT put on the seat belt. DO NOT touch me, the driver. I also won't wear a seatbelt. Wanna fuck around & find out? See how scary a Honda Fit can be? I know some trails that can fit a fit on it.

[@Feanor1988bis]

Existing is gay.

[@Jamdoe]

"Remember Son... DYING IS GAY." "Yes, Father"

[@necrosteel5013]

Dying is gay too.

[@rl1585]

Least based nihilist

[@spectralspectra2282]

You exist? BOTTOM DETECTED! HEY GUYS, THIS GUY DOES BUTT STUFF!

[@livedandletdie]

@@Jamdoe The Father being a catholic priest... Memor Filii, Mors est Inclinatio vir. *ahn* "Fuisse Pater" *ahn* ...

[@velociraptor3313]

When it comes to masculinity I was taught to be chivalrous, honourable, humble, strong, have discipline, don't be a pushover, always gain knowledge, self sacrifice, protecting the people you love and be responsible is what a true man should strive to be.

[@RaccAttack77]

Me having thousands of dollars of LEGO that I actively rate the ‘swoosh’ factor of any of the spacecrafts, looking at my wife who encourages my hobby because it makes me happy: Hey babe, this weirdo on the internet says I’m a gay incel for liking this, guess we gotta get divorced

[@saltyslayer8228]

And ty guys like you reason I have so much fun with wives

[@JayTohab]

No pressure, but a series of YT shorts rating sets on swooshiness would be amazing

[@leorickaldana366]

Do it! Make shorts!

[@RS-fy9hb]

Are them shorts, or rating tierlists in the making?

[@OnaxcliiFreiheit]

if you didn't "Swoosh", then its not flying, you're just holding it lol

[@LezbianLizard]

I know a guy who‘s a pole dancer and bro is the most masculine human on this world. What I’m saying with this is; fellas, play with your legos it makes you cool

[@spiderraccoon7869]

Those tweets were so unhinged xD Shoe’s right though, the real guys are the ones who don’t care. I know guys who are into drawing, guys into sewing, and guys into nascar. What makes them cool isn’t some arbitrary rules of masculinity, it’s that they’re just them and love what they do.

[@bhart3321]

Exactly it's almost as if the definition of manliness (euphemism for YT censors) is subjective.

[@maksimgames1]

nearly my entire family tree has/had relations with the art of music, old time singers, musicians, even friends involved in the field of music, i even like to sing to myself at times while walking home from the gym, does that make me gay? no, it does not. and if someone tells me otherwise, i would openly call them insane.

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

The least manly thing you can do is allow a woman to tell you what a man is

[@Real-Name..Maqavoy]

Goes both ways hombre. cough *FMTOW* and *MGTOW* cough

[@supremecaffeine2633]

​@@Real-Name..Maqavoy Makes no sense. MGTOW is literally about living as a bachelor, not chasing women.

[@myusernamewasinuse]

​@@Real-Name..Maqavoy "no you" wow good one dude

[@user-df4kf6fg7h]

And other men, too. You can even explain it in bullshit "alpha logic". After all, if you reorganize your whole life according to their opinion of what you should and shouldn't do, isn't that the most submissive beta thing ever?

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

@@user-df4kf6fg7h who's talking about alpha bs? I'm talking about what it means being a man, which a man can help you with, like your father, or something like the army can

[@johnj.spurgin7037]

I feel like modelling is such a common hobby because it's a creative outlet. Crafting and woodworking were the same thing in older times. The real trick is monetizing your hobby.

[@bassicallydoingfine]

23:09 pedantry time! coffee, technically speaking, is a broth since there’s nothing solid inside it most of the time and is usually just water flavored by the beans. unfortunately, this is something that makes me wonder whether or not cereal is a soup as it is milk with solid material floating inside.

[@syrenet]

15:55 oh yeah, i remember this. first they split the gass stations and restaurants in 2, the smokeles and the "normal" area. and soon after they made smoker huts outside and turned building smoke free. turns out property value takes massive hit when it's covered in soot and tar to the point its beond recoverable.

[@ChibaMitsurugi19792]

Craig Ferguson said in an interview that women thought he was gay just because of his accent.

[@Opscot]

*sigh* time for my daily Alana slop

[@Pedro_Ferrandi]

YYYYEEEEEEEEESSSS

[@JayTohab]

​@@Pedro_Ferrandi😎😎😎🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@megarotom1590]

Let’s hear all agree that Iroh embodies peak masculinity. And he isn’t anything like the stereotypical masculine man. He has power but he’s comedic and kind while also being firm when needed and filled with ancient wisdom

[@BucketOfFail]

As someone who survived a serious car accident and has lived with severe chronic pain since, I would rather die lol.

[@orcapodstudio-retronaut]

I make Stop Motion videos of Lego. when I was five years old I arranged my toy, dinosaur lizards and soldiers, and I told myself one day I’ll make these things move about me moving them

[@Stealthdawg42797]

Now I want an Alana's dad stream where he shows off his army guys

[@rusty1253]

''upgrading the ram'' dawg i build pcs 🤣🤣

thats just upgrading ram with extra steps

[@arbiter11171]

Why does he need to upgrade the RAM in the first place?

[@antoineguerrier2965]

@@arbiter11171 He doesn't know he can just download more.

[@user-df4kf6fg7h]

Yeah, but after you have built the PC, then you are done. Upgrading RAM is what you keep doing again and again, until there's no more room left in your house.

[@rusty1253]

@@user-df4kf6fg7h bruh, what abt the cpu and gpu ? or the wifi module ? or the... anything else actually, that can be upgraded for better tech ? 😭 dont worry i know its a joke, especially with the "until there is no room" fcking 200 petabytes of ram incoming

[@kireta21]

8:10 building scale models is incedibly relaxing way to pass time, be it trains, planes or tanks. The only issue is,. you'll eventually run out of place to display them, and you have to make hard choices which ones stay, and which ones have to go.

[@OzixiThrill]

Just make a 1-to-1 scale model of a display room on top of whatever place you live in. E Z.

[@ClokworkGremlin]

Your avatar is 200% manly.

[@majorborngusfluunduch8694]

There is also the issue of the endlessly expanding stash of unbuilt kits, which is basically part of the room's aesthetic now.

[@kireta21]

@@majorborngusfluunduch8694 It's like steam backlog. You either exert self-discipline to hold back any new purchases until you're done with what you have, or it grows exponentially until one day you realise you have too many to complete in a decade

[@Armament0fJustice]

@@OzixiThrill that's cool, lemme just build a 1 to 1 scale model of a successful business to pay for my 1 to 1 scale model of the land I am able to build that on... oh. (Just kidding, your comment was funny 😁)

[@lickumdry6016]

Sometimes I question whether or not I'm doing okay overall in life and if the head on my shoulders is as good as I usually think it is, then I see stuff like these posts and get reminded I'm doing perfectly fine because I'm not spending my time questioning sexuality, masculinity, femininity, life status by judging food/drink/hair etc preferences on twitter. I've got a job a like, a home I like, hobbies I like, I meet and talk to people perfectly fine strangers or otherwise, I have friends and family I like and get to enjoy myself without this sort of stuff even being on my mind until I'm reminded that people actually think like this. It might be kinda messed up to use other people clearly miserable in their over analysation of everything to be reassured that I'm not so wound tight that this stuff is what would be on my mind rather than just enjoying myself, it's like a reminder that even if things don't seem great at times it's going way better than it must be for the people bothered by inconsequential things like these and complaining about them online when instead I'm working or pursuing interests or spending time with someone I'm interested in or out doing stuff with friends or just chilling at home with my cat playing games and having a meal/drink of choice without ever thinking about if those things make me gay/straight, masculine/feminine or "soy"/"chad".

[@therealcheekibreekifromche8064]

This might be the most positive comment i have seen in a while I wish you can find enjoyment in whatever you want to do sir and good luck to you Godspeed and have a fine day

[@tricksy33]

I had a coworker look at me in shocked disbelief and call me a girl and a sissy, repeatedly, because.... ....I said I prefer creamy peanut butter to chunky

[@ESS982]

The humor in being a man is no matter what you do or what good you try to bring into this world, there will always be people who think you are useless manlet that is either better off dead or sued for all your worth. It does not often pay to be a good man.

[@yozen1995]

11:00 To be fair if I remember right there were Byzantine civil wars over the results of their sports teams.

[@batboy555]

Wouldnt surprise me.

[@IONATVS]

Technically it was a revolt where both the big rival teams’ (the Venetian-Blues/Venetoi/Veneti and the Leek-Greens/Prasinioi/Prasiniani. The other two big teams, the Red-Clads/Russoi/Russati and the White-Clads/Leukoi/Albati stopped being competitive in the late Roman Empire and had basically become vassals of the Greens and Blues by this point) fandoms revolted against the government because they executed some rioters who had caused major damage on game day-half because their team lost, half because their team won. The Emperor and Empress were supporters of the Blues tho, so when they sent the army in to massacre the stadiumful of rioters, they warned several other big wigs in the Venetoi so they could quietly slip out first. But yeah, if you think modern sports fandom is crazy, look no further than the sports clubs/cults/political machines that were the 4 big Roman/Byzantine Chariot Racing stables. Fans were literally throwing themselves on Funeral Pyres, the rioting was so intense sometimes.

[@Omnifity]

Fellas, is it gay to have a best man? I mean, you're LITERALLY choosing a man to be in a room with you?

[@hervisdaubeny2591]

as a grown man, in the military about to exit after 9 years. I've played games every year I've been in. guess I'm a failure?

[@BarnabyJay-real]

You have it backwards. It's not that I'm not getting laid because I play video games, I play video games because I'm not getting laid. It's not the cause, it's the outcome

[@benparker1822]

Not just everyone in the British Isles is gay for drinking tea, but so is everyone in Japan.

[@duobizarrobizarro]

Bros never skip PP day at the gym. 💪

[@Crypto30302]

Sounds kinda gay ngl

[@christianalanwilson434]

yep. you wanna pass penis inspection, don't yah?

[@Real-Name..Maqavoy]

Yeah they do *Gym Addicts*

[@ianfitzgerald311]

Alana's family are based

[@Bristecom]

Which is likely why she turned out OK.

[@Spec1al-D]

this was the funniest thing i've seen in a long time thank you!! new sub

[@NotSuperSerious]

"Do men make space-shippy sounds when they play with them?" FELLAS! Is it gay to not be miserable?

[@williamkimball4901]

Oh, absolutely 😂

[@ZealotOfSteal]

At least in my country a lot of people weren't angry at the banning of smoking inside bars and restaurants itself. They were angry because about 2 years before that establishments were given a choice of going no smoking allowed or paying for an expensive license and installing even more expensive ventilation system to have indoor smoking. A LOT of places went under as a result of the complete ban, because the massive investment they had made just 2 years prior was worthless.

[@mjbrownii]

If ordering a milkshake is gay im a dam fruit

[@GregAtlas]

Hey, the emo boys may be all gone (likely from self deletion) but at least the goths are still here hanging out in trees.

[@TyonKree]

Berry's: We used to have lot's of Redcurrant bushes in our old home My mom and I would collect them, wash them clean and then cook them into Redcurrant juice It wasn't sweet but really sour and an amazing counter to for example sweet vanilla pudding or ice cream I miss that stuff so much it's unreal You can't buy anything like it in the stores because everyone just wants sweet stuff

[@jakeking974]

I smile without showing my teeth because I'm a smoker and my teeth are ugly. I also have a thing about my canines because I've ground all the points off in my sleep and it makes me self-conscious for some reason.

[@JayTohab]

Shoot bro, I'm sorry. Most people attach a lot of self-esteem to their smile, too, making it especially hard. You're worth more than your teeth, man.

[@SimplySwayze]

Today I learned that apparently being straight is gay. Go figure.

[@MagisterGir]

Like how the guy not only lists chores as 'fun hobbies' (Except reading/cooking I forgot the others) but the actual fun activities he lists contradicts his next statement of hobbies needing to be "fun and also is useful" Because kicking a ball or touching your friends junk is not 'useful' for the family (except cooking).

[@frea2191]

Best answer i got from my second oldest son, when i asked him why he builds useless pixels in minecraft all day long --> "atleast im building something, Daphny (his younger sister) only destroys things, like her realtionship with her boyfriend, or you my patience with your attitude" I was so proud of him, i bought him a new headset a day later 😂

[@felixthescholarlytitan4437]

Based.

[@maksimgames1]

the very fact that you took that with pride, shows a very good mindset.

[@Xiol02]

He is going places for sure. Also props for not getting mad at what he said.

[@frea2191]

@@Xiol02 Its not like i dont understand gaming (i play longer than my kids exist), i just dont understand minecraft. To me minecraft is like digital community lego, and i ask myself why not play with real lego, or build a sandcastle on the beach (wich is about 1 mile away from our house) 😅

[@Xiol02]

@@frea2191 I never played minecraft but i like the survival aspect of it more than the building part, you start with nothing and have to survive alone by being creative with the environment you got put into.

[@Uebagi]

I was once told by a woman I brought to my condo that because my place was clean and had nice furniture, that meant I was gay.

[@Xiol02]

Obviously, only women live in clean hygenic houses, real man live in caves with piss and shit covered walls.

[@thetuneup491]

14:26 to all my construction brethren OSHA is now gay

[@williamkimball4901]

The most gay 😂

[@jakeking974]

I can prove the Twitter user wrong. If women are more than access to wet holes, why do they conflate a man's worth by his available access to wet holes? Perhaps people and their ideals for both themselves and the world around them have different perspectives, desires, and motivations? No, that would be crazy, almost like women on Twitter.

[@ArtemisKitty]

Well obviously, kids shouldn't be playing games after 12! And even then... you're coddling them far too long if they don't enter the mines/factories until 13yo...

[@Fa11inglightofficial]

Am british. Can confirm. We're all gay now. Even my children are gay

[@Pedro_Ferrandi]

I come from a long and proud line of homosexuals

[@FourOfClubs]

As a professional man I confirm I don't eat raspberries. The hairs on it are so eeewww icky!

[@PAJARIN999]

Sometimes, I see tweets like that and I can always think nothing but bots and paid actors. It feels to unreal on how the demean everyone or puff out their chest to unproportionable lengths.

[@2Cerealbox]

Its weird how much your brain is in sync with ShoeOnHead.

[@JamesSmith-p3m7q]

"This is the most British shit I've ever heard in my life" caught me so off guard I fell out of my chair.

[@benparker1822]

Seat belts are also the law in many places.

[@Nightmare-wo2gd]

They're also proven to save lives, like a lot of lives.

[@user-df4kf6fg7h]

Obeying laws? Gay. Real straight men are all in prison having a good time with other straight dudes.

[@HeartlesSv420]

You're damn right we do the space-shippy sounds effects. Have you no sense of immersion?!

[@Shadowangel615]

As a man, there is one thing I take to heart when living my life, my role model Joshua Graham. The man I try to be is someone who is kind and forgiving, but not afraid defend himself and what he loves.

[@lordender_kitty_official]

as a man who knows how to knit AND crochet, the reason why i know how is because the result of doing it creates something new. if it is invoking creativity, i think it's worth doing, whether you're a guy or girl.

[@BenisBoy14]

Isn't it weird how Emo people somehow disappeared and transgender somehow appeared at the same time? Almost as if... it's just a phase.

[@liarwithagun]

I will be very surprised if this trans stuff is still relevant 20 years from now.

[@jordanalmady2145]

With how much she reacts to shoe, she should get an Atlas sponsorship.

[@DamonKirry]

I rode rodeo, boxed(and studied several martial arts), served over a decade in the Army and am a combat vet. I've hunted bear and boar on foot with a bow and arrow and caught fish bigger than the boat I was in. Never had hair long enough to touch my collar, grew up going to church and helping out on farms and timber camps. Also, I'm super gay😂

[@adamlauer1096]

4th infantry from Fort Carson never did rodeo tho that sounds super cool hope you're doing well soilder ❤

[@shinyamada488]

When you came around, everything was "Lookin like a double wide surprise"

[@TheSoleObserver]

MEN need to have IDENTITY, PURPOSE, & PRINCIPLES to live by.

[@Areullekino]

It's unexpected to know that I was on time for once

[@Pedro_Ferrandi]

Me too

[@bladedicedragon]

3:30 a miserable pile of secrets

[@SBsam]

Exactly thought of this

[@theredblooper]

Fellas, is it gay to like women?

[@ianduarte1992]

Yes, the gayest in fact.

[@jakeking974]

Trends come and go, but they're not gone. Emo boys still exist. Most of them are children, but they do still exist. I personally have the wardrobe of a grunge band fan: primarily T-shirts, a bunch of flannels, worn-ass boots, and the same several sets of jeans on rotation for the last ten years. I wasn't even alive for most of the grunge movement, yet here I am.