I caught a giant anaconda!

[@WillowGreenVailati]

When this guy's afraid of touching an animal, you know it's bad.

[@littleaqua32]

When the animal starts t posing, you start running

[@steves578]

Its one thing to get bit, it's another to get disembowled by one of those things

[@mrspikbolt]

Did you see how it was holding itself up on that post?? Hell nah those limbs DEFINITELY got strength you don’t wanna test

[@TheSuperNPC]

Little aqua is right. When they start t-posing, you have to run, or get tortured by a ANTEATER.

[@BrookD.Artist]

@@steves578 I think that genus is too small to do that but still dangerous nonetheless. The really dangerous one is the giant anteater and things close to its size

[@Fireball006]

“Ooh I’ve finally found the rare Tyrannosaurus Rex, Yoink”

[@Ren_60006]

Lmao

[@Piespys]

this dudes brave

[@TigGoesBig]

That dinosaur just got violated💀

[@greybooch4577]

"Oh, a deathclaw, how cool..." "Yoink"

[@hollystobert8264]

TRUE HE WOULD HE WOULD

[@iam_sne4n]

Bro doesn't hesitate to bully the entire ecosystem

[@vanitamodak3203]

Lol

[@lagoozri9568]

😂😂

[@bocahcebol2815]

But when the specimen start doing T pose, you know you messing around with wrong creature

[@ree3197]

✨🤣🤣🤣

[@birdsrcoolxc34]

white man energy

[@OseiVaz]

“Swimming in the ocean 🌊 sees a megalodon” “YOINK”

[@zeldris478]

Megalodon: 🥺😭

[@gamerzrex1416]

Underrated man 😂

[@da_chimken]

😂😂😂

[@Leo-kw2vd]

He’s dad left him

[@theletsplayer9503]

"Yoink" Snake: **AGGRESSIVE SILENT SCREAMING**

[@-aqua_crystal-]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kenny_The_Blonde_Boi]

Bro's screaming in Lowercase 💀

[@joaocarlosii2188]

They make a horrible noise like a pew pew really loud, we get terrified when we fish but they are not agressive, unfortunatly a lot of people kills them just to prove themselfs, by shooting them... if rhe wanna prove something, it is better to go bare handed to see.​@@Kenny_The_Blonde_Boi

[@Invixnlty]

Hear me out

[@TheBigAEC]

​@@Invixnlty🙉

[@Commentingfame]

"She is huge- YOINK"😭

[@soyron]

🦷

[@someguy4489]

I did not think he was going to do that with ONE hand lol

[@matts3425]

"Yoink" gay every time lmfao

[@sush1-ofc1]

​@@matts3425????????

[@kyledamron]

Yoink!

[@trxp_raised2003]

Bros doing it all barefoot too 💀

[@GredelsRage]

Yeah. I try not to think of that. It makes me very uncomfortable.

[@AnimaIfacts1]

Fear was invented in 1787 People on 1786:

[@You_72]

The python is sending his henchmen you must be really close

[@Dale-TND]

Henchmen-maxxed snake

[@DaveHnd]

😂

[@ThirdEyeAngel]

Queue boss battle music

[@dk2003_]

There are no pythons in south america

[@pietrodibrazza4699]

these are the bosses before the final boss giving you one last chance to gear up

[@Stimros_halabad]

Biggest yoink yet?

[@ahmadjauhar4562]

Serious question tho, how is none of the animals try to attack him?

[@vadox1419]

​@@ahmadjauhar4562 he is well known in the everglades no animal would ever try to lay a hand on him.

[@Abde47]

@@ahmadjauhar4562I’m curious to know the real answer too

[@heudyvaldez2710]

@ahmadjauhar4562 i guess he knows how to approach them, also most animal just mind their own business and only attack as the last resource

[@uhoh345-]

He has gotten bitten before in videos but I'm sure he's experienced and knows how to approach them. And I think most of them don't feel super threatened by him all the time idk

[@Critical_Vex]

Bros on a quest to put every animal in his inventory

[@assassin_cat.]

Gotta catch them all!

[@Seungberry_Pie]

the turtle was too scared it couldnt hold it in 😭

[@NINJAKCDX]

"Only 15 feet 9 inches" Mate that is bigger then 90%of constrictors

[@kristianschuff1723]

Yet still to small to eat a human In order for a snake to sussefully eat( not kill) a human it would need to over 20+ feet. Reason being is our broad non collapsible shoulders make it nearly impossible for any snake to eat a human. There's only been one documented case of a snake successfully doing so and it was a reticulated python the longest snake species in the world.

[@NINJAKCDX]

@@kristianschuff1723 I mean yea but 2 things 1 broad uncolapsable shoulders yea true but I mean if you just crush it enough it's no longer uncolapsable And 2 that's still a massive snake

[@kristianschuff1723]

@@NINJAKCDX snakes aren't able to crush bone They kill by constricting ( not strangling or crushing) which is blocking the blood flow through your body Snakes also have some of the weakest jaws in the animal kingdom even human jaws are stronger so those won't do the trick either Crushing bone requires a lot of force over a relatively small surface area While it may be possible in theory in practice it's practically impossible for anaconda to eat a full grown human Children however are more feasable

[@loralea3142]

For reference if you're used to the metric system, that's just over 3 times the length of me ^•^~

[@guydudedudeguy9030]

@@kristianschuff1723a big enough snake can constrict hard enough to crush bone.

[@letmesleepinpeace7052]

Somebody needs to raise a go fund me for his mother's anxiety medicine

[@KinDiedYesterday]

I can only donate good vibes

[@zackizelalem3666]

Plus the animals bro their anxiety must be of the roof when he comes 😂😂

[@artemistominson]

I was the one to get this to 100 likes

[@alegnaboulenthal]

I'm not even his mama and I need extra anxiety meds. 🤮🤯

[@connorburnett6135]

He's from Florida, who do you think taught him 😂

[@broudie2]

anaconda: IM THE BIGGEST AND SCARIEST SNAKE man: *YOINK*

[@rebekahscheu4245]

Anaconda: :V

[@broudie2]

@@rebekahscheu4245 lmaoo

[@Madaug-gs9bv]

This guy be walking around like he’s a Pokémon trainer

[@gaming_to_the_max]

Monsters are scared of him being under their beds

[@grape_protogen]

"Yoink 😃"

[@antib4las73]

Oh, look a demon, Yooink

[@MYSTxNikhil]

oh look god YOINK

[@markowowa2825]

beligoal

[@Bloxfruitman123]

Oh look it's deth YOINK

[@user-ty3uw7fd9w]

Bro was more scared of a tamadua than a 16ft snake

[@JazzRadioFfm]

for good. reason.

[@saltyfishface4618]

You do not mess with aardvarks and anteaters

[@deepwaterfish550]

Those claws can mess up a jaguar💀

[@jamesbiggs2745]

They have 4 inch razor sharp claws that can impale and slash your arteries and have you bleeding out in a matter of minutes where as that snake isn't in any way venemous and would have to strangle the man. (He would likely be able to strangle the snake first)

[@AGENT_02056]

He is T poseing that's why

[@Afamilyfriendo]

Bro,that turtle was flabbergasted 😭😭

[@meorez]

fr😂😂😂

[@meorez]

he knows to much 😂

[@nightmara3386]

Pissed himself in shock

[@kristinelawas-verano9015]

"Ooooh, i just found azathoth, a god that trancends the concept of space and time." "Hes cute. Yoink."💀

[@da_chimken]

Fr😂😂😂

[@Heli-en07]

Lmao

[@stridergaming5042]

"You sure are cute buddy" Turtle: *Literally pissing itself*

[@Raidon484]

No no, you got to look at it like this: it pissed on his foot and kept eye contact throughout the entire thing. That is asserting dominance.

[@stridergaming5042]

@@Raidon484 ooohhh dammn. That's pretty good

[@zakary313]

i burst out laughing when i saw this

[@akanksha461]

SAME ​@@zakary313

[@Mr.EventHorizon]

It pissed itself because bro is the apex predator

[@Unknown_487]

"He harassed me" " What does he do" "YOIK"

[@imtiaz.ahmed.imran.9_11]

😂😂

[@soapy222]

yoik

[@apexgear2340]

yoik

[@000PontusLoeksFan000]

yoik

[@izzycrybaby1164]

Fun fact: reptiles dont have separate holes for poop and pee. They do all that out of the one hole called a cloaca. If im not mistaken, birds are the same.

[@azizahamura2592]

MOST birds do have a cloaca but some like the ostrich & a few duck species lack one

[@tkinmotorowerowy8804]

Welp reptiles and birds are basically the same. (Very close related at least)

[@oscararellano4152]

Bro what conversation is this💀

[@Heli-en07]

So now we are talking about holes😂

[@limpweasel9014]

Nobody: Garrett in the Amazon walking barefoot over a 15 foot long snake: YOINK

[@thefirstjim]

you know that 2nd animal is tough af if this guy leaves him alone

[@joashchechet1675]

Yeah, they can open your stomach with a single swipe

[@ItsShahed17]

It's an anteater simple word

[@thefirstjim]

@@ItsShahed17 why are you so pressed over me not using the word anteater

[@joashchechet1675]

@@SmilingAgilityPuppy-pq1ok it's not just a claim, it has actually happened. Just hop on google and see what I mean

[@BeetBitch]

​@@SmilingAgilityPuppy-pq1ok Well they could probably pierce wood and concrete so yes. With dull claws.

[@CalebGreenhalgh]

When Garrett says, "I'll leave you alone buddy", you know that is one terrifying animal

[@johnkinsey6117]

He's not wrong tho. Those t posing little guys will absolutely fuck your world up.

[@MrManfly]

Guy has ballz of steel !!

[@pessoaaleatoria2586]

These guys fight and KILL jaguars, and when some dumbass tries to mess with them, the newspaper normaly contain the words "desemboweled" or "lacerated"

[@anarchyandempires5452]

Those claws ain't for show, they are made to Bust trough Wood and stone and will go through human meat and bone like a knife.

[@oriontraps6882]

I’ve heard stories of people being gutted by giant ant eaters

[@shaswatsamantaray6669]

This man literally controls the ecosystem

[@ambermartinez2976]

No one gonna talk about him not wearing any shoes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 No ok 😢

[@Meganlucca7777]

oh a titanoboa “Yoink”

[@mr.zombzo]

Oh Godzilla "Yoink"

[@thundereditz023]

Oh she is my friends mum - "Yoink"

[@bismayparida2115]

​@@GiantxMonster*tity boa

[@mr.zombzo]

@@thundereditz023 💀

[@thundereditz023]

@@mr.zombzo insta chat mode got activated lol

[@IsabellaWatson-ub9xn]

This man really said “ONLY 15 9inches”. This man a different breed fr

[@crazygameryt7982]

Floridan ig

[@BabylonGateLA]

White people be doing this and scared to walk in the same sidewalk as black people 😂😂😂

[@The_KJ8]

Isn’t that like average?

[@AidenRajbhandari]

The way bro said “yoink” got me dead😭

[@SomethingCozyIdk]

My grandpa always called my geckos crocodiles

[@Sniper_Kev6111]

Fear was invented in 1755 People in 1754:

[@Mcminecraft100]

No hes an Australian😂.

[@blorks]

@@Mcminecraft100 hes a texan lol

[@RUBIXZILLA18]

​@@blorks he's Aussie

[@nbdy9555]

florida man

[@Bl00dMo0n]

bro has 2 be from "The land before fear"

[@demonofsadness8222]

Florida man to gator: stand proud, you’re strong

[@danielbecerra669]

Dude Ive been in Florida most of my life & although its Colombia from where Im from one of the most dangerous species he sure has a gift but still may God bless him & keep him out of harms way

[@degatagauwatie4073]

This video was recorded in Columbia.

[@danielbecerra669]

@@degatagauwatie4073 Colombia*

[@Mr.AnimeLord]

There here too 😂😂

[@ChickenJoe-tq6xd]

@@degatagauwatie4073okay? He’s still a Florida man

[@BL00DGames-pm7mb]

BRO IS CHOKING THE SNAKE 💀😭

[@f90bmw-gw4ke]

Bro was born without any fears.......

[@sircompy5386]

The anteater must be wild because not even the Florida man would yoink it 💀💀💀

[@kristianschuff1723]

And for good reason their claws can pierce concrete

[@kirru6813]

Those claws are feared by jaguars because of how dangerous they are so yeah not worth the risk

[@Rumade]

Plus mammals are more likely to carry diseases that can jump across to humans 😬

[@wild5851]

Anteaters can cut open ur stomach with a single swipe, you’d think for such a goofy name and everyday duty of those lil guys that they’d be weak but no Mother Nature gave them the most op attack power for no reason but to eat ants

[@yancieb]

That instantly made me think of the Raptor claw to the stomach scene from Jurassic Park "more like a 6 ft Turkey"@@wild5851

[@mspencer3976]

That 20ft. python is in witness protection. Probably in Switzerland at this point.

[@Foodcritic8]

Nah bros in an Russian submarine in the freezing waters of the attic 🥶

[@solomon4554]

​@@Foodcritic8if the north pole is the attic, is the south pole the basement?

[@deluxalpha4138]

@@solomon4554 no more flat earth conspiracy's, there is now a conspiracy that earth is just a big house

[@Niko.newmfx]

@@solomon4554yeah

[@ny_xu]

In witness protection for what????

[@InfinityGaming_HQ]

The *YOINK* Was personal 😂😂

[@aronemanuelocanahernandez3691]

Not the poor turtle giving him the side eye 💀

[@cia8613]

Yoink man: "Stand proud, you’re strong" 20ft anaconda: 💀💀💀💀💀

[@BentleyCooke-oj4nk]

lol

[@AdarshKumar-mi6wn]

It’s not anaconda 🤦‍♂️stop bothering my man drake let him sleep

[@kaygeeiii10]

​@@AdarshKumar-mi6wn Huh? 🤔🤨

[@AdarshKumar-mi6wn]

@@kaygeeiii10 it’s drakes dink

[@kaygeeiii10]

@@AdarshKumar-mi6wn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Saimeren]

That T pose was serious!

[@Childeatingpitbull]

Beligol

[@dingus9155]

That's the last warning they give before they start swinging.

[@TheStewarts522]

This man has never had an enemy in his life

[@user-xb8id9zr2y]

“I’ve been waiting for this”, Unzips Pants.

[@gabofgib]

Bro caught the caiman and really said "You are strong, stand proud."

[@clnsdzy]

Bro thinks he's Sukuna 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@Thatslimyguy]

As the southern Floridian man finally gots its eyes on a 20 foot python, the python asked him, are you a Floridian man because you yoink, or do you yoink because your a Floridian man, in other words, would you loose? The Floridian man responded back, with its big mouth it’d be harder yoink, but in reality, nah, if yoink.

[@Hey_siri799]

​@@Thatslimyguy😂🔥

[@nobodywatchesnooby]

yoinkuna the king of florida

[@richogarden]

I can't escape lobotomy kaisen 😭😭😭😭

[@omitsuka2422]

Finally he caught a mini boss

[@lametron]

The fact that the snake was waiting for him to attack and then just silently screamed when it was manhandled 💀💀💀💀

[@spazzypengin]

Florida man: Yoinks giant anacondas Me, 37 year old not Florida man: Runs away screaming and sobbing at the sight of a garter snake.

[@CursedFlame_]

It’s not the 20 foot python but it’s good enough.

[@jeremytitus9519]

No! 20 feet or more.

[@hadensnodgrass3472]

No! The 'Yoink!' search must continue!

[@JosephsDesign]

Never good enough, never surrender. The 20 footer wants you to give up, so you mustn’t!

[@Riavens_zerozeroichi]

That's what she said

[@lolumad187]

NOT

[@ramijkhan9038]

Bro makes nature accept his 'terms and conditions.'

[@Commander-Spiff]

You, my friend, deserve more likes

[@MUCK-the-monster-addict]

​We ride at dawn​@@Commander-Spiff When the ticking is the loudest,

[@Commander-Spiff]

@@MUCK-the-monster-addict sounds smart, too bad I’m as dense as steel. (I get what you mean tho)

[@MUCK-the-monster-addict]

@@Commander-Spiff well that might come in handy, we do need more defensive units

[@just_a_guy-pn4sd]

fr fr

[@RJR6777]

“I found a great white shark in Ancient Rome” “YOINK”

[@dionemartins0212]

That Lil guy showed his disapproval by T-posing

[@heisenburgerchacha]

What's the scariest thing you've ever heard? Animals: yoink😢

[@AlexanderSmith-tp9de]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 dang man

[@sirfailalotful]

Anaconda is like “what could I have possibly done to deserve this?”

[@Hunternulprime2]

He slithered on Florida man's territory 😂

[@AffectionateCoralReef-xb3bd]

​@@Hunternulprime2I replied to your comment in 1 minute.

[@Emanuel_Ernesto]

That was the chillest cayman ive seen.

[@ankitshaw7239]

Bro manhandled the entire animal kingdom

[@DynamicGamer770]

This guy took ALL the plot armor for himself 💀💀💀

[@obsidiandave7566]

Damn save some for the rest of us 💀

[@Bha_9668]

I need some plot armor too

[@TheAzrai]

He's his own camera man. The number PI doesn't have shit on his amount of plot armor digits.

[@therandomperson1010]

"Is that a *insert deady animal here* YOINK

[@ThisCatIsASilverCat]

Bro chases the monsters up the stairs at night

[@Ratosuchus_1]

this dude would grab a brachiosaurus by the neck and say “yoink” no fear, no hesitation, just straight up “yoink”

[@Viperboi-qn5of]

Just so he can be lifted by the brach to get a better view of the area

[@leobartpacia1472]

Nah even his sleep paralysis demon is scared of him💀

[@JustCrowXD]

Bro for sure yoinked him

[@user-ub5wf3tj1y]

fr

[@RUSTYNAIL.3006]

Bro started t-posing.😂😂

[@GabeSobrino]

Bro was Tee posing on him💀

[@truthspeeker1]

Man truly has absorbed the spirit of Steve Irwin.

[@BrutusJrThe3rd]

Big facts

[@RWZiggy]

hopefully doesn't absorb the stingray tail of Steve Irwin

[@kevins1852]

Or maybe Jim Fowler of Wild Kingdom fame 😅

[@tristincrain1858]

More like reincarnated 😂

[@cheryshstrong]

Yess. Steve has left his mark on the world. Insipriing all these young people who grew up to do things that he did with shared enthusiasm.

[@squirrelbugg99]

Love how the ant eater’s defense mechanism is to just T-pose at you 💀😭

[@xXDuplicXx]

Like “mon den, ya wee specy coont.”

[@BentleyCooke-oj4nk]

It's a ant eater?

[@tonydai782]

@@BentleyCooke-oj4nk Yep. They have massive claws that they use to break into termite mounds with, they ain’t something you wanna mess with.

[@boredboi6279]

That's how they show off their claws that can break through cement like ant hills

[@ZillianCrow]

He's meditating aggressively

[@jaltersimp9639]

The fact he actually didnt try to yoink that ready to attack animal is insane. Didnt think he has a sense of danger

[@crimsonshinobi5281]

This guy makes humans look overpowered.

[@JahKingdom420]

The Capybara looked like he regretted turning up for work.

[@kameronesque]

He didn't want to pull up 😔

[@neekoe_]

i cant wait to get one as a pet but they're like 3k.. i can get a clapped ls430 on fbm for that price 😢

[@hughg.rection4886]

​@@kameronesquedidn't wanna hop out at that afterparty😔

[@supersizesenpai]

That Tamadua is putting out some real "I'm a Pokémon" energy. 🤣

[@Javas_The_Shark]

Sandslash with no quills

[@ElliotFutrell]

Bro's T-posing

[@WhoisEmi]

​@@ElliotFutrell"Belligol, Belligol, Bellingham!"

[@SHOTOOOOO357]

Correct ​@@WhoisEmi

[@mostlonesome]

Blud got sum strong hands

[@thedeveIoper]

I like to imagine what this channel would look like if we still had dinosaurs around. "That T-Rex was only 17 feet, so we're still after a 20 footer"

[@jens-peterkline3495]

Nah, he'd be lookin' for the *40* footer! 😅

[@thedeveIoper]

@@jens-peterkline3495 I got a feeling he'd be yoinking that too

[@Misadventuresofcamreaboy]

This man is either A: the chilliest dude ever B: mentally insane C: the average Florida resident D: "b and c mean the same thing"

[@JB-bm1to]

E: all of the above

[@StalkinSmack]

💀

[@grimm_satisfaction1292]

E: All of the above

[@0791hd]

As someone born and raised in Florida I still know people who are scared of lizards it's sad So this is actually not your average Florida resident but I would say a Floridian/redneck/idiot

[@TBRO314]

All of the above

[@HaruTheFenrir]

I know capybara are chill, but did anyone else expect a yoink? 🤣

[@heehoopeanut420]

I wish, aren't they a protected species? I could be wrong, but I know if you even touch some animals, the government will come for your ass😂

[@CasualGamingEnthusiast]

Pat. Not yoink. 😂

[@FrostMoon_WoF_WarriorCats]

Capybaras r one of my favourite animals, *just TRY prove me wrong*

[@matthewmckenzie1404]

They're too skittish to catch I bet, thinking of gort and quandale for reference

[@darkmessiah757]

I'd think more weary than Skittish. Most animals are weary unless they know they can fuck you up. A skittish animal would be something like a fox or a rat or something that bolts when you first see them.​@matthewmckenzie1404

[@--millifae2--]

that snake was ADORABLE

[@_u_r_gona_die]

me whenever I introduce my friends to someone 😂

[@blackjack-zf5hq]

"Yoink" Snake:"pleasssse! It'ssss not my timeee!"

[@blockbustergaming637]

862 likes and no comments? Ima fix that

[@vicedetsYT]

If Steve Irwin was a millennial Florida man

[@remydirt3158]

That is so on point your comment needs more likes, pinned, and needs to be on every one of his videos.

[@TheEldenKnowledge]

What a L take

[@BlackOilyMenKissing]

You do know that floridians are literally australians imported into the us as slaves

[@ryanfelts9718]

​@@TheEldenKnowledge, It is accurate though, he is from Florida.

[@TheEldenKnowledge]

@@ryanfelts9718 L

[@joannakagy4095]

Bro went out there with the mentality of going into a petting zoo

[@Iamsans000]

It's always the "Yoink", that makes me laugh each time...

[@letoatreides5165]

Imagine if Garret lived back in the day when there were 40ft+ snakes😂 his shorts would look like one of those monster verse flicks

[@Litten-sb7eg]

And yet his yoinks would stay consistent

[@NR87813]

@@Litten-sb7egI’m sure he’s been bitten but with experience you learn how to approach them and deal with them in the safest way possible.

[@Thunder55Turbo]

I really do think this dude could yoink a titanoboa.

[@Sup_Aqualine369]

They made shorts back in Jurassic times?

[@LindenHS-Hillcraft]

Garrett casually yoinks Titanus Tiamat...

[@1N3K0]

That T-pose was very menacing

[@zaph1987]

Aww man, the simulation we live in was made by Bethesda? No wonder!

[@ryantubbs9173]

bro found Jude Bellingham 😮

[@Dotti1x]

he did that to make himself look bigger and scare him

[@JamesGoodrich-sk7hz]

"hey guys I just caught a literal crocodile while barefoot in the swamp no biggie"

[@monkeyking7116]

its just ur average florida man

[@nunocabreracancelo]

You know it's bad when yoink guy shows how he yoinks a gigantic snake but the animal after that is not up to be messed with, not even yoink guy

[@DoamBot]

Well yeah anteaters can royally eff up allsorts of different predetors with thosr massive claws. Whether its bark or concrete like termite mound the need the strength to punch through and rip apart so flesh might as well be butter against such power.

[@emeraldemerald6459]

What's bad? Wheres the bad bad part? I don't get it.

[@DoamBot]

@@emeraldemerald6459 Its the anteater looking thing standing on its hind legs looking like it wants a hug. The have massive claws that strike fast, hard, and deep. As an example the giant anteater takes the exact same pose and has been recorded killing jaguars who've attempted to hunt them on occasion. They might as well be holding knives in both hands ready to stab away.

[@NotKages]

​@@emeraldemerald6459There are people who have bled out after messing with Anteaters and getting cut by their claws 😭. All it takes is a good shot at an artery and you're cooked

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

@@emeraldemerald6459the T-pose of death would be the bad part

[@Samyak_12345]

Anaconda : 15 feet Bro : Only 15 feet, yoink

[@joshglez369]

This Man is the fear of the entire wildlife. 💀💀

[@OFW_Bricks]

The wilderness: Oh crap, he’s back

[@Denzil_11]

*Finds rare black juguar * Him: Y O I N K

[@user-uq8xv2fp2l]

Jaguar: free meal? I dont mind😌

[@bunny6820]

​@@user-uq8xv2fp2l*yoinks harder*

[@Nw-zh1uq]

@@user-uq8xv2fp2l Jaguars DO NOT attack If they lose the element of surprise especially if you are actively approaching them as a Predator/Catcher. They will turn tail and run. Jaguars attack bigger animals only with an advantage , they are smart and cautious. They are not territorial unless they have to protect their cubs. The same goes for other jungle big cats like Panthers in Africa and even Leopards and Cougars in America . The only big cats that will attack Humans head on are Lions and Tigers who are extremely territorial and know for a fact they are heavier and stronger than the average human and the majority of animals in the wild.

[@TheAdidasDoge]

​@user-uq8xv2fp2l Nah, not even Jaguars can make a meal outta this man 💀

[@RED-AI-GEN-MuSic]

@@user-uq8xv2fp2l him: gun

[@bc1448]

I love how after you yoink the snakes, at first they try to bite you and look all fierce and then after a minute they’re just like “alright then 🤷‍♀️“

[@itsnotthatdeep6657]

That's bc most of them realize if you were a predator trying to eat them, you would've done it by now lol

[@bc1448]

@@itsnotthatdeep6657 lol true

[@pista69420]

Lesson learned: if an animal t-pose and looks cute, U RUN!

[@LoeLoeBeertje]

Bro walks everywhere barefoot

[@gladxch]

Tamandua was gangster as hell. He was like "wassup wit you. Get close and catch these hands"

[@remonokta6061]

😂

[@Dallin-pu2sz]

Bro casually picking up some of the most dangerous things on earth and saying “yoink”

[@dylandinino1295]

It’s not even close to the most dangerous thing. Not even top 100

[@user-eu7rd9rf9v]

​@@dylandinino1295 ok bro go yoink a 15 foot snake

[@galacticnerd3243]

cuz they aren't dangerous almost at all

[@MMAFreakofNature]

How you let it go and get out the way fast enough? Lmao

[@chrisdogg1403]

The only animal really dangerous here is a caiman and tbh there not too dangerous to humans key word to

[@McNugge.]

Snake: Gets yoinked Also snake: *_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH_*

[@Himitssu]

Poor snake chilling thinking 'This man ain't crazy enough to bother me'

[@captc0ck5lap60]

"She is..." Guy knows his snakes. Green anacondas are the most dimorphic vertebrates in the world. The males only get to about 7ft and that's considered pretty big. Females have been known to hit nearly 30ft. She gotta love short kings.

[@YouTube_still_sucks]

Cool snake facts. Thanks!

[@dageogaming4478]

after the 20 footer hes gonna look for a 30 ft green anaconda.. i can already feel it.

[@justamicrowave2572]

He also knows that northern green anaconda was recently found to be a distinct species from its southern counterpart. He definitely knows his stuff.

[@AnimeSunglasses]

I'm PRETTY sure there are some anglerfish that have that ratio beat, but that still leaves the anaconda easily a top five contender...

[@IsaiahCelloBrown]

Do they eat the males after copulation?

[@hello3779]

That was unnecessarily and extremely dangerous! The Anaconda should have not come outside.

[@SerenaSasha]

You’re right so why did it come outside? Maybe he put it their

[@hakumen9149]

​@@SerenaSashahe literally said he caught it before yoinking it. He put it down for the yoink

[@hakumen9149]

​@@SerenaSashaalso it's there, not their

[@SerenaSasha]

@@hakumen9149he meant he is catching it then measured it and also he is doing voiceover

[@fro9gy766]

...the joke is that Garrett is the monster the snake should be afraid of@@SerenaSasha

[@Lsthnbrd]

Nature is crazy. A giant anaconda that could eat you if it wanted is no big deal to grab and carry around, but a cute little long nosed teddy bear is a no go…

[@Ale-390]

I kid you not, the short right before this one was about the northern green anaconda being the largest snake in the world and then there’s Garrett just casually hanging out with one

[@ep_ion1112]

“Not to mention all the capybaras out here. They’re everywhere.” *Yoink.*

[@Eragon0716]

I wonder if they're free to take home You know, like ducks.