I Chose the Gangster Life and it Ended Poorly - Nirvana

[@robertbush6255]

Gray uploading is literally the highlight of the day

[@danieljennings5828]

Robert Bush same

[@mariacatoni7838]

water

[@datboi8060]

yes it is

[@kyomi_exe67]

Mr.Peasant Boy what is this water you speak of I only drink soda can I wear it??

[@KiroChisa]

Trust me it's the highlight of all our days

[@KiroChisa]

"More rokemom enslavement DAMMIT!" Gray you have just started a war between rokemon lovers and you.

[@geo4876]

rokemom?

[@ferbooper2838]

rokemom.

[@Namityname]

*Rokemon*

[@saxysam250]

ROKEMON

[@to2647]

@@ferbooper2838 rocket mom

[@detcom2782]

*It looks like a huge drop.* "Oh sh*t!" Yes. Quite literally.

[@kie.sjaz.]

I'm the 169th like and I am proud

[@wontbesilenced5896]

I got every ending except the 3rd

[@mysteriouswatcher3347]

any game with npcs running away Gray: ur torture is inevitable

[@calebrose4607]

this is the story of Jack schitt. i hope you enjoy reading this gray! it took me so long to find it lmao - - *Jack schitt is the son of Awe schitt and Oh schitt. Awe schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Oh schitt, the owner of kneedeep schitt inn. Jack schitt married Noe schitt and they produced six children. Holy schitt, their first passed on shortly after childbirth. next came twin sons, Deep schitt and Dip schitt; two daughters, Fulla schitt and Giva schitt, and another son, Bull schitt. Deep schitt married Dumb schitt, a high school dropout. Dip schitt married Lotta schitt and they have a son named Chicken schitt. Fulla schitt and Giva schitt married the happens brothers. the schitt-happens children are Dawg schitt, Byrd schitt, and Horace schitt. Bull schitt just married a spicy little number named Piza schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of baby schitt. now you can proudly proclaim "i know the true story of Jack schitt*

[@joebarrant324]

Caleb connor thx

[@benmillman3975]

I'm worried about how many schitts married eschother

[@calebrose4607]

@@benmillman3975 well the -shits- *schitts* are a rather large family, so who knows?

[@madio4026]

Caleb connor You have a way with words 😢

[@calebrose4607]

@@madio4026 thank you

[@sssmartin9875]

it ended perfectly for gray, not so well for the person

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

sssmartin 98 before i wrote this comment, the like was still 69

[@BlaiyND]

69 nice

[@gabirmol]

Ah, yes, more ‘toys’ found by 6 year olds

[@warriorcatgaming555andmysh3]

Gabriela Molinari of course, that’s the whole game

[@JEWBOBGREEDYPANTS]

Wtf did the ballon mean I know what the swords meant but wtf did they mean by the ballon

[@bellenesatan]

@@JEWBOBGREEDYPANTS condom

[@N12015]

@@bellenesatan Why oily?

[@sowonianevermind6923]

@Fernando Vasquez *It was used.*

[@bakedziti6598]

There must be a typo, it should be "I Chose the Florida Life" not the "Gangster Life".

[@RemyWillard]

Can't disagree. Even that death was in true Florida Man fashion.

[@spiced_rum]

**starts breathing deeply and intensely** mk

[@carolineruiz7536]

Sad but tru

[@professionalnerdygamingdog176]

Every body gangsta until Florida man comes

[@konstantinec5953]

I'm moving to Florida

[@iijason1245]

Pokemon: Bitlife: Everyone: What the ****** is this? Nirvana:

[@Jbot004]

Alright so we’re back with the only guy who can ruin his life in every game he plays, it’s GrayStillPlays. More ruined lives damn it.

[@divinity_4]

Jbot004 😏👌

[@MMayel26]

More Florida references dammit!

[@jamiejones8965]

Ha! Good one!

[@apixieswhisper]

Is it sad that I actually read this in his voice lmao

[@greytmc4644]

@@apixieswhisper Its the opposite of sad DAMNIT

[@meow2492]

Gray is literally the embodiment of children’s suffering

[@MrDog-st4ru]

I just noticed nirvana rhymes with lasagna

[@aprilmccann172]

@@MrDog-st4ru YeS

[@superbrotv2491]

If pokemon exist in Nivana, and there was a "oily ballon" in the dads room...

[@N12015]

Obviously is the baloon rockemon drifball. I'm pretty sure that thing kidnappes childrens.

[@snea_Zel]

Hehehe... Drifloon... And Muk... Had a child...

[@agr0nianTV]

@@N12015 👏

[@anemu3819]

@@snea_Zel muk backwards

[@idunno3349]

@@anemu3819 I'm mah god by APPROPIATE!

[@DarkDragonOfLife]

The sexual innuendos in this game is outstanding.

[@malthemalevolentone]

I love how it’s: *one of three endings unlocked* and I was like “yes a excuse for him to make more videos”

[@TheRealRustyIsHere]

*Team Missle’s blasting off AGAAAAIN!* “Waa-Basalt!”

[@cadenr.c.4346]

That’s the first time I’ve heard gray nearly go into cardiac arrest in the first two minutes

[@saphiiiiiiiire]

This is the best channel ever!

[@lizardsempire5770]

Of course

[@pamvogels6185]

Duhhhhhhhh

[@warriorcatgaming555andmysh3]

No duh

[@pamvogels6185]

@@warriorcatgaming555andmysh3 lol than why are you here?

[@lizardsempire5770]

Pam Vogels he means he is the best channel ever

[@KingsleyIII]

I like that your "rockemon" TWITCHed when you named it ABBBBBBK. I don't think the creator intended that, but I liked it.

[@paulinexong]

i caught that too!! i have a feeling it was on purpose

[@CristataArt]

Plus the mind control? As in seemingly being controlled by some other being?

[@Merilirem]

What? That was clearly a reference.

[@SeanMacadelic]

Nearly died when he swiped right on “wow, this balloon is huge!” 😂🎈

[@Cocoaben]

i don't get what the object actually is. i know the mom's version but not this one

[@cryingattheclub5150]

Cocoaben *condom*

[@reddpoint459]

This game is just aware that it is so messed up, that it just started to just fuel Grays' addiction for bad ideas. This is the most amazing thing!

[@snea_Zel]

ABBBBBBK Me: IS THAT A TWITCH PLAYS POKÉMON REFERENCE?!?!???

[@Lcngopher]

YAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!!

[@Sammy_The_Umbreon]

Didn't Ttar name his mega Charizard that

[@CristataArt]

Sammy The Umbreon yeah but that too was a twitch reference

[@CristataArt]

ABBY! :D

[@AdminAddy]

@@Lcngopher As soon as I saw that name I shouted "ABBY!!"

[@pepto843]

Gray, I am genuinely so glad that you still play

[@smokey4582]

He protec He atacc But most importantly... He make the best content, and we need to thank him bacc

[@viarose5553]

"He will be full for another 750 years" Damn, I'm not THAT fat, am i?

[@justmatthew112]

*Me watching his videos for 3 hours straight* Gary: *uploads* Me: *Suprised Pikachu Meme*

[@dominique6791]

I was watching a Danganronpa trial for three hours straight 👌

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

F34R_YT nice way to enjoy those 3 hours

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

Any game that can make gray cringe back in horror in the first minute is an absolute must play Gray: I don’t don’t even wanna know what the options are..what are the options

[@cari0906]

I hope he tries to find the other two endings. I love watching him play this.

[@destinysmith4849]

The game: That's daddy's little hat. I'll get to play with it when I'm older. Gray: *audible gagging*

[@eaturcerealnow4352]

Gray-" it doesn't look like a gun it looks more like a boomerang." Florida man-" a boomerang is all I need." News-" 6 men found dead from Florida man with a boomerang."

[@MystMagus]

Wouldn't that be more likely to be Australian Man? (hurr hurr hurr)

[@mysticpotato815]

“WTF, i can’t take it off”

[@Painfully_Confused]

5:36 as soon as you said "so get out there and start breaking the rules" my cat tried to attack my shelf and i yelled "WhAt R u DoInG, yOu CrAcK hEaD??!" And he stared me dead in the eye and continued attacking the shelf Grey what have you done

[@PoisonKendall]

This is the earliest I have been in my life

[@brennanorca3630]

There must be hundreds of fans waiting hours before 3:30 watching for the next video

[@JustValRBLX]

Greys Videos Always Cheer Me Up And Make Me Laugh. It Makes My Day 😂

[@Malcador-TWOM]

Ft. my ringtone Gray: "It's daddy's birthday, should you make him a surprise?" My phone goes off: "Omae wa mo shideiru. NANI?!!" Help me

[@gggarlicdragon]

6:01 hits me a little hard...

[@rouka120]

“Bang bang, he shot you down.” Is a reference to the Cher Song “Bang Bang(my baby shot me down)”. What an obscure reference.

[@HeliosExeunt]

I must say, Nirvana is a lot deeper than first impressions give.

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

1:12 I love how depressed you sound when you say that, it’s because it should be over enthusiastic

[@Hazyla]

I have the Poke- I mean Rockemon theme song stuck in my head now.

[@rosepetallzwithaz1909]

Team Missile: give Rockemon Emil: nah just give me your cat Team Missile: WAIT NO

[@0error.389]

3:12 is a Twitch plays pokemon reference

[@tannerholmes1587]

Last time I came this early, I had to pay child support.

[@highclasswhitetrash9027]

Well mom just spends it on popov in plastic, nicotine gum, and kools. Can me and jimmy come live with you and your girlfriend that we went to middle school with? Pleeeeeeeeease?

[@tannerholmes1587]

@@highclasswhitetrash9027 as long as you're okay with TV dinners and me spending minimum bonding time with you.

[@highclasswhitetrash9027]

Tv dinners are a step up from being burned with cigarettes and told that we're worthless like our father. No bonding necessary, just the occasional ride home from the detention center, and stern talking tos about smoking doobies behind the record store. Oh god, this is all too real.

[@legitimate8463]

68th like I guide people to a treasure I cannot possess.

[@tannerholmes1587]

@@legitimate8463 the task has been complete

[@manwithamask3967]

His last words:"I'll just take a peek inside" Me at his funeral:He must of been getting freaky.

[@salmashowkid3901]

"oh my god epic animaition what the hell is this??" **very scarey moosic** "you get the acutual first person prespective of getting eaten by the fire hydrator satan machine!!!" I HEACKING CRACKED UP that's what i spelt lol

[@justaguywhodraws]

1:16 Pokemon gotta catch them all I know it's my destiny Pokemon you teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon gotta catch em all Pokemon I know the ways of Pokemon

[@UncleHappy5]

11:37 Oh, so Gray starred in Justice League.

[@jhitgoomba1]

Anyone remember that one game when he was a god and he had a society that plotted against him?

[@kisawami]

rokemom,pokemon,bloke,brock,geoguy,geodude,team rocket,team missile...Yo i cant even with the refrences lol

[@MaddysinLeigh]

Can someone explain to me what the “strange oily balloon” is? Is it a condom?

[@kajlir5802]

Maddysin Leigh yea

[@arichalevas2298]

lol

[@kaedeizumi6982]

Yes, yes it is

[@theaaxli]

yes💀

[@cloaxsl]

Yup

[@Unknown-sg4tv]

Ways to prevent someone from wanting to build nuclear bombs 1. Warm the person about the dangers of nuclear war. 2. Make the person think that government already made information on how to make nuclear bombs illegal. 3. Make the person think that government already made nuclear bombs illegal. 4. Get the person obsessed with females or males. 5. Tell government that nuclear bombs should be made illegal.

[@ghostz2201]

Real question is, is Rockamon the True Original Pokémon

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

GHOSTZ i guess a prequel is in order

[@progamer1125]

9:36 you just forgot that water cancels fall damage lol

[@abigaildeaton5641]

“Don’t I need to fill out some paper work or something ?” 😂😂😂

[@abyss98]

i like how this is uploaded on my birthday

[@kaedeizumi6982]

Pokemon: *exists* Rockemon: *imma ruin this whole man'$ career*

[@All54321]

My Rockemon was Mossyrock. It could evolve at level 99..... its level cap was 60

[@agr0nianTV]

This game is incredible first Hogwarts then Pokemon and finally a fire hydrant 😳 Gray I really hope you play more!

[@hunterperkins434]

Your the best KZbinr ever you make me happy when I am sad

[@samiraperi467]

Dylan is... just a poor boy from a poor family spare him his life from this monstrosity!

[@eliterecruit59]

I love your videos man, keep going with ‘em!

[@cass_metal]

If real life was like this 😂

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

CASS_METAL all kids will grew up with PTSD

[@pandaslayez6843]

CASS_METAL this is how life is lol

[@koal2957]

If?

[@StraxyOnEU]

Keep uploading these vids I absolutely love them

[@vxenna1603]

We need to make Spleens plushies! That would be amazing merch item!

[@geo4876]

I second this

[@croix6208]

11:08 Grey “it’s really blowing me away” literally

[@wlmsprt]

3:06 dude thats from twitch plays rockemon

[@nilsudemirtash]

That ending animation actually scares the angels out of me. But with Gray, it’s nothing to be scared of. 😁

[@oofoof1483]

“Whatever the hell a rockemon is” -Graystillplays 2019

[@liveingprincess]

I really like this game, I'm glad he keeps playing it!

[@orcwarchiefreviews]

Just a minute in and videos already been demonetized that means it's going to be a good graystillplays

[@jeffreysetapak]

Your plan and choice of Rokemon backfired. Hee hee hee hee hee....... 😁😂😃😄😚😜😝😛😀😆😅

[@Wavgun3k]

Last time I was this early, *the big bang never existed.* Until gray discovered it, _BLOWING UP A BLACK HOLE_

[@dylanthomson6400]

8:16 I’m happy with that

[@paulinehunsaker1337]

Yesss i love theas vids! Keep it up gray.

[@kyomi_exe67]

Your vids make me laugh so hard which is bad sometimes because I like to watch them at night when I’m supposed to be asleep 🤭🤭

[@yourlocalnewfie4304]

Oh my goodness this man got the Pokemon one!

[@sliveriousthegamer1174]

This is the only gray video where it's not the last choosement that most people choose.

[@fma3317]

Strongest: nope strogest 1:27

[@geo4876]

strokest

[@tallen3057]

I got a Stae Farm add. Remember those ads where a tree falls through someone's house, then it catches on fire or something?

[@indignantbabyscreams1014]

If I was a gangster at age 2, I would hide my and cocaine and heroin in lucky charms

[@me_a_bananalol6718]

Rockemon! Gotta catches em all! (Finish the lyrics)

[@etch_e.sketched]

Rockemon!

[@captain_kadaver]

"I came here to kick Ash"

[@satan6350]

"WTF I CANT TAKE IT OFF" I almost spit out my soup 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yoursicksecret]

"You dropped the soap" and "GrayStillPlays" appears on my screen and I click as fast as I can 💕

[@geo4876]

Who's Gary?

[@yoursicksecret]

@@geo4876 gray. Gray is now gary😆

[@geo4876]

​@@yoursicksecret But you changed the original comment

[@yoursicksecret]

@@geo4876 ffs dude, you realize what a typo is, right? 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[@geo4876]

@@yoursicksecret Yeah, I was just saying that gray cannot be gary if the original comment was changed to say gray.

[@glacevallite5103]

I really hopes Gray continues this series because I love it

[@RiverCola07]

0:56 but WHY!?!!??

[@drago54321]

One word: yum

[@Nobody-xi2fv]

Its 12pm and Im watching grey, best thing of my life

[@Bunnisinz兔子]

The only lesson I learned from here is to NOT to drop the soap

[@heretomakeyousalty6126]

Gray uploading is what i live for everyday.

[@RiverCola07]

2:38 aaaaaa

[@docette2015]

I haven't even seen the dang thing, and yet I STILL caught the "Twitch Plays Pokemon" reference in the game. I'm oddly proud of that. XD And yes, it is pretty hilarious that the Gangsta never went to prison, but your superstar. . . Being eaten by an alligator in a haunted house is very Florida Man, though. You should still be proud of him. And LOL, that ending! Damn outer fire hydrants eating our souls. . .

[@cricketandgraham8644]

0:38 *Oh god its a condom*

[@drago54321]

One word: yum

[@jackywolf2051]

Tbh gray is best youtuber

[@thoriumtyler8646]

The soap part is at 9:00 your welcome

[@drago54321]

Looks like you dropped the soap 🧼

[@Rusty87000]

@@drago54321 *picks up*

[@dankvinci]

Rockemon Gotta Rock Em All With your favorite characters: Rockichu Rash Rarichard

[@mohawk4759]

DabberDeveloper rash lmao

[@dopeycrow1259]

OVERVIEW LYRICS OTHER RECORDINGS PEOPLE ALSO SEARCH FOR I want to be the very best, Like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, To train them is my cause! (I will travel across the land, Searching far and wide. Each Pokemon to understand The power that's inside!) Pokemon! Gotta catch em' all! It's you and me, I know it's my destiny! Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend, In a world we must defend! Pokemon! Gotta catch em' all! (A heart so true, Our courage will pull us through!) You teach me and I'll teach you, Po-ke-mon! Gotta catch em' all! Gotta catch em' all! Every challenge along the way, With courage I will face! I will battle every day, To claim my rightful place! Come with me, the time is right, There's no better team! Arm in arm, we'll win the fight, It's always been our dream! Pokemon! Gotta catch em' all! It's you and me, I know it's my destiny! Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend, In a world we must defend! Pokemon! Gotta catch em' all! (A heart so true, Our courage will pull us through!) You teach me and I'll teach you, Po-ke-mon! Gotta catch em' all! Gotta catch em' all! Gotta catch em' all! Gotta catch em' all! Gotta catch em' all! Pokemon! Gotta catch em' all! It's you and me, I know it's my destiny! Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend, In a world we must defend! Pokemon! Gotta catch em' all! (A heart so true, Our courage will pull us through!) You teach me and I'll teach you, Po-ke-mon! Gotta catch em' all! Gotta catch em' all! Po-ke-mon!

[@geo4876]

Who else sang along while reading this

[@sherrybrissette1614]

Great, now that song is stuck in my head.

[@fruiteh]

You made my day with this video and i hope there will be more of Nirvana :D

[@boopsboops6250]

I love finding huge "balloons" in my father's drawer.

[@highclasswhitetrash9027]

Better there than hanging off the soap dish in the shower, *heavily*

[@lucasramphal5734]

What is the "balloon"?

[@rubberducky7510]

I don’t fully understand the “Oily Balloon” not even Urban Dictionary has a definition for it.

[@cancerousnut7767]

Rubber Ducky Condom

[@oldchannel1843]

Gray thank you for uploading everyday

[@noway5963]

I’ve been to Florida. I’ve been to Australia. Just saying.... Florida = hell Australia’s Summers are hotter than hell. 🥵🔥🔥

[@Grimpatra]

No Way Lmao can agree

[@crazyserpent5150]

No Way Haha

[@Razorshot-gk3dq]

Our air is actually smoke

[@Grimpatra]

Razorshot5698 Yeah it sucks. Remember when the fricken sky was orange. I was panicking so bad QwQ. But Ik why it was like that now ( 0 - 0 ‘ ). It’s even worse when your backyard is basically bush and there’s ember falling from the sky.

[@Razorshot-gk3dq]

Savy123savy123 agreed but it is bad enough when the ash flies into your eyes, it’s worse when it sticks to my contact lebses

[@dir.t]

Right before this... I watched a different video on these games. Best game ever is now Kyle Is Famous. My favorite part is when he walks to the fridge... and eats it. And now... we have a fridge shaped man. I also enjoyed that he just repeatedly hit his head on a locked door when ha had the key. I love that so much