i had 60 seconds to anger every woman on earth

[@shinshin8135]

That nephew ended up becoming an architect... An architect who makes every building out of explosives.

[@spacehootle309]

BRICK RIGS! oh my god...it's all connected...

[@nichsa8984]

@Aryan Verma when your hear voice it's a florida

[@jedi_cat_l4976]

No, he needs to be in the next Kindergarten game.

[@Joe_Potts]

Im gonna be an architect.. ty for the idea! Lol Also i liked your comment and it went up 2 likes wtf

[@baelenkaufmann802]

He makes Gray’s Sims 4 torture builds but in real life

[@the_dark_soul_of_man]

"Use nuclear bomb to kill every human on Earth? That's crazy." _Raid Shadow Legends ad cuts in_

[@Pyxis10]

And now it is justified.

[@justurboi3806]

Lmao

[@crappyanimations9552]

That’s not a coincidence

[@aragic9983]

Get an adblock

[@the_dark_soul_of_man]

My thoughts exactly Pyxis, CrappyAnimations

[@rianalovesulol]

when the gf killed him during the second situation, he looked like spleens.

[@LeviathanSushi]

I was thinkin' the same thing lol

[@vitormaodevaca8469]

ah,yes hooman spleens

[@KiroChisa]

Agreed

[@yabahal-fakher7992]

Loooooolllll

[@nichsa8984]

@@LeviathanSushi meanwhile after corona be like a me also: **make humanity stupidity again**

[@loagozambe6132]

"This kid could lick a frozen pole and still walk to school" So good.

[@HelenaSan425]

Lol

[@5nobodyatall5]

nice.

[@grapedalfthegrape]

One other thing- if gray wanted to anger every woman on earth irl all he would need to do is make a dad joke and then they will be considering homicide. That's the best option i mean

[@rickopelfrey2805]

10:33 the ending is hilarious

[@tiahart7662]

@@grapedalfthegrape ppl pop ppp ppl ppl p?p p

[@maayanona]

I love how when you kiss every girl on the planet without permission then you're a perv, but when you kiss every man on the planet without permission you get both your mother's love and a new boyfriend who may really care for you.

[@PenguinsAreNeat]

*S O M E T H I N G I S N T R I G H T H E R E -*

[@otterlilyx]

proves that gay does mean happy lmao

[@Y0urs_Tru3ly]

@@otterlilyx I agree

[@hannahmyears8451]

huh?

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

@@otterlilyx I agree

[@obamaroblox7615]

Nothing more satisfying then watching puny humans getting crushed by a meteor while listening to grays soothing voice

[@KiroChisa]

Ah a fellow madman and gray connoisseur. Glad to see you sir.

[@xiefiy3049]

Agreed

[@Scarbrine]

Can't tell if you're joking but I 100% agree

[@crypto9776]

CAN I GET A AMEN (anyone know that reference)

[@Taejam98]

Soooo soothing

[@nikofan1116]

Meteor hits News reporter: TIME TO GO TO A FULL LIQUOR BAR

[@battiestelf]

The music that he plays when he says that played in my head when I read this😂

[@ashokkumarsaxena7867]

I hear with the music lol

[@nadinestewart8039]

FULIQABAR

[@greeny5549]

I believe that the nephew was literally modeled after Gray

[@matthew_natividad]

Seems legit

[@isabellewillaschek7389]

Probably.

[@hardtrack879]

I could and do agree

[@retro_rain139]

Most likely

[@Rambiz]

I bet

[@Profligateslayer]

“He’s got like a 9 inch tongue so he had a great life ahead of him” Me: *thinks* Me: ...oh... OOOHHHHHH!

[@bakedgoldfish45]

what

[@dreto_]

Puddles let’s just say don’t look up and hubs

[@lilcutiegacha7013]

wouldve been better for him if those inches went somewhere else (im so sorry)

[@roseyrblx3613]

*○h*

[@roseyrblx3613]

@@lilcutiegacha7013 *cries in spanish*

[@hcookRN]

Gray: "he looks like cheap Elvis" Me: OI, JOSUKE

[@astra3766]

Not quite

[@C_Cool_Guy]

Same

[@ComicBelle]

Yes

[@jagar5580]

Yes

[@Prokerboss]

what did you just say about my hair?

[@allyliyh]

“He’s got like a 9 inch tongue so he had a great life ahead of him” I- I CHOKED ON MY DRINK GRAY

[@schneiderdoom2960]

So did his girlfriend

[@becca7915]

I died 🤣

[@KiroChisa]

Oml this is the golden bits of the comment section

[@bradhaines3142]

imagine all the ice cream he could lick

[@mr.awesome7552]

@Brad Haines yeeaaah, we’ll go with that

[@lesabradley3410]

“The nuclear receiver didn’t have instructions”😂😂😂

[@boredspongebob5641]

Instuctions unclear he launched it us

[@mrdoge9508]

13:10 "Why did you kill so many people?" "I was just following instructions." *_Nuremberg Trials time!_*

[@theguylivinginyourwalls]

Something about hearing Gray uncensored is so great.

[@TotallyNormalFroggy]

The most relatable comment ever I definitely missed the time when gray didn't [beep] out everything

[@mizuki4002]

@@TotallyNormalFroggy monetization is a bitch

[@metaridley2911]

4:34 - That horrified _"NNNNN _*_O O"_* made me laugh my ass off.

[@alexandalmondagent7and963]

Same here!

[@resavski1339]

When a meteor is about to hit earth The news guy: idc about life anymore!!

[@Rob_Thorsman]

"So you were gay? Must have been difficult to hide it." Actually, super easy! Barely an inconvenience!

[@queenchaos8322]

It's easy when you looked so much like a man, Girl Friend!

[@professionalatgravity8889]

👀

[@wo2wz_]

Oh really?

[@bhavyakabade]

ahahaha pitch that

[@codycraddock4975]

You caught me. Whoopsie!

[@xpiotrexq8112]

I love how at the start of the video he already has the "murderer" achievement unlocked

[@tombraiser8912]

Lmao

[@Shining-Shiro]

He was testing XD

[@SplatDatMat]

@@Shining-Shiro s k e p p y ? Sorry. I thought you were saying a reference to skeppy. Bye.

[@Thunder-cj4ck]

@@SplatDatMat i was testing

[@SplatDatMat]

@@Thunder-cj4ck I was testing

[@pearcethedearce]

"Son, why did you kill so many people?" Grey: "I was just following instructions"

[@audreywynne]

Gray: *chokes*

[@FingeringThings]

*If I only have 60 seconds, I will buy all the Spleen merch*

[@Neo_SC]

Why do I see u everywhere

[@senboy9002]

The 2 people you see everywhere: "fingering things✔" and "some guy without a mustache"

[@vwerlg9954]

If I have 60 seconds left finger me 😔😩😳

[@KiroChisa]

These comments are hilariously cursed

[@SergePupko]

Word!

[@jacobbuckley6377]

when Gray stops censoring no no words in hilarious ways "ill allow it"

[@matthew_natividad]

Buts it’s not right

[@guythat779]

"by doing nothing my mother was proud and happy" That was unexpectedly wholesome Moms are really under appreciated

[@starving5469]

..

[@Erealista300]

....

[@elenashmeleva192]

……

[@poppunkrock141]

11:15 those three notes give me war flashbacks- EVERYDAY-

[@UOOOHCUNNY]

"i appreciate that our guy looks like young Elvis Presley" Josuke: *visible frustration*

[@Serious444]

This is gonna be great *insert Josukes theme here*

[@LT-sy3on]

Even Crazy Diamond can’t fix the problems in the game.

[@Movi266]

I'm learning more from watching gray than online school

[@frenchiee6589]

Same

[@Suomi91]

Thats not good kiddo. #Idiocracy

[@chypethechilean]

same

[@woodworkerroyer8497]

You know... I'm in college, and I feel like this is a true statement. No wonder it was free!

[@Supreme_Goober]

Same

[@nomaly]

“These people’s tongues are so god damn long, this kid could lick a frozen light pole and still be able to walk to school!” *AHH*

[@erinkarp6317]

Christmas Story reference?

[@vinesfine]

Wow, short stamina

[@confuseddiluc4972]

@@erinkarp6317 The leg lamp tho xD

[@nomaly]

Confused SpongeBob ~ 💃🏼

[@astra3766]

•Dusk the Owl Gryphon• We don’t need to know about your DeviantArt OC

[@strawberry6608]

ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW WHEN GRAY SWEARS IT ISN'T BLEEPED OUT ANYMORE???

[@heathledger5818]

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED IT!!

[@slurpybigmac]

I like it

[@aaaaa-zi3go]

IKR

[@prabhjotsingh9406]

its because he hired an editor who doesn’t know him alot

[@enderpavs3957]

what time?

[@JJante]

7:47 Grey: he’s gonna end up getting shanked by a hobo underneath a bridge *Diavolo noises intensifies*

[@vanguard1689]

"Why leave it at just women!?" Oml XD Yeah, just come out of the closet as bisexual/pansexual/any other sexuality that is not just the opposite gender in the last 60 seconds you get to live. XD

[@dianeb-r8512]

Girl Friend : "So you were gay... you should have told me, so I didn't waste my time on you !" The guy : Actually I am bisexual... I also kissed girls, remember ? Honey, come back ! I love you 😭

[@user-iq8on2uu8z]

Straight people: 🤡

[@vanguard1689]

@@user-iq8on2uu8z Me by that logic ig: 🤡 Lmaooooo XD

[@user-iq8on2uu8z]

@@vanguard1689 Im confused

[@vanguard1689]

@@user-iq8on2uu8z 'Cause I'm straight lol XD That's fine. I'm a proud, silly person XD

[@disappointedsquid]

I like the fact that you can easily notice it when Gray hires an editor

[@disappointedsquid]

He even says it in 11:07

[@middlemesser3735]

And then immediately afterwards the editor fails to censor a word

[@Alan_Baker_YT]

MiddleMesser the whole video was uncensored

[@SlashingData18]

11:06

[@TheEmolano]

11:11 - Gray: "Somehow I will inspire this young man to become a mass murderer" Editor: **Menacingly Doki Doki noises**

[@shakenmate]

I was starting to fall asleep when I heard that music and I got so scared.

[@alphaw1457]

Glad im not the only one. I flinch everytime I hear it lol

[@totallyrealnotfakelifeadvi7547]

That is my favourite music

[@wadenjong4395]

Every day

[@myrmesuwu607]

@@wadenjong4395 I imagine a future where I can be with you

[@xero9754]

Gray: Mentions editor Editor: Ight im bout to *EDIT*

[@ParagonHex]

truuuuee

[@33482]

You should edit that comment

[@Minitomate]

Let's be honest, the one who always stayed kinda positive was his nephew, but in a crazy and funny way.

[@afd598]

“Should we Isolate them from our society?” Me: we already are 😔

[@Heavenly_Venerable_Demon]

We live in a society

[@TotallyNormalFroggy]

@@Heavenly_Venerable_Demon society rejected me

[@mallory._lol]

Technically, yes.

[@notoriousd.i.g.87]

Some people just wanna watch the world burn. Gray eats those flaming worlds like flaming hot Cheetos.

[@vxbx5626]

Gray: *does the intro* Also Gray: *slurs the title a little* Me: o.o

[@patrickracer43]

I believe the great philosophers Jamie Foxx and T-Pain once said: "blame it on the alcohol"

[@vxbx5626]

@@patrickracer43 Perfect 👌 Wise words

[@raspberryKore]

7:07 Girlfriend: Wouldn’t it be a good idea to isolate him from society Corona: Oh my, WHAT A LOVELY IDEA!

[@R0DBS2]

Breaking news! Human population drops by 100%!

[@AxoTheGamer]

@@R0DBS2gud

[@Bingbongbag]

"Don't do anything except breathe," The text: *breath*

[@bilalsaloojee532]

When I saw the lick lick lick... My Jojo's instincts kicked in and I immediately started going "lelolelolelolelolelolelo" 🤣

[@christaayris1159]

Same

[@kielbasamage]

"Somehow I will inspire this young man to become a mass murderer." >Plays the cursed music NO-

[@jscote1119]

U talkin abou sayo-nara

[@Ripurlife]

@@jscote1119 main theme

[@snipaburrito7781]

I too caught the 2 seconds and I completely froze in fear and ptsd

[@defyspy]

NO

[@dmo629]

every time i hear that i get chill’s 🥵😩

[@okotte9150]

“Get shanked by a hobo under a bridge” **Diavolo screams**

[@Serious444]

You’ll never reach the truth

[@raawesome3851]

Oh my God.

[@jackbalter4288]

The main character is jouske

[@woodworkerroyer8497]

6:04 "you've aged me like 40 years!..... and now I look like an ms paint version of Kim Jong Un!" 7:50 "you're gonna get shanked by a hobo under the bridge".... actually he will probably get shanked by the girls in his kindergarten class!

[@Silent_YES]

69th liker :)

[@happigappi3618]

GD trumphateswalls ur not funny

[@dylankagan9695]

Honestly that’s actually true 14:18 i said I wanted to be an assassin back in 4th grade and ended up grounded until I turned 15

[@AxoTheGamer]

L

[@phuongchung8589]

*Have you done this before?* "No I just pay an editor to cut out the parts when I f up🤣🤣" 11:03

[@lilsundropletyea2666]

So who’s life is gray ruining today

[@Char-mv3fc]

All of them

[@joshrussell4021]

His own. No bleeping out of swear words=demonetization

[@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539]

Yes

[@Hazardacity]

The universe

[@brayzxo5079]

Idk the game creator XD wait that actually makes sense...lol

[@carabinercara]

The Doki Doki theme absolutely SENT me, I am REELING.

[@Akangura]

When was the Doki Doki theme played in this codeo

[@Akangura]

Video*

[@defyspy]

@@Akangura I'm pretty late but here 11:09

[@Akangura]

@@defyspy alright, thanks

[@silverx1727]

@@Akangura 11:17

[@mtgmason1551]

Can we just appreciate the fact that gray already had murder unlocked when he started?

[@hannibalthecannibal3606]

Well you have to start somewhere might as well be your strong point

[@nichsa8984]

@@hannibalthecannibal3606 2:21 is not a girlfriend but a stepsister

[@TheChairOfTheYear]

Anyone else watching this years later and keep getting caught off guard by Gray swearing so often?

[@lobster8878]

5:33 he became spleens the cat

[@sylviagrove6082]

5:41 so what I’m seeing here is the guy (like Gray says) gets this new genetic trait to see in a 180-270 degree angle after getting his spine shattered and dying From this, I assume the Nephew becomes a mad scientist and tries to bring his uncle back to life. It succeeds... sort of. His uncle is back to life, but in the form of a cat with the same wide eyed genetic trait. The origin of Spleens

[@leafpool2014_gaming]

But spleen is female

[@ofaith1818]

0:55. “He has a 9 inch tongue so he had a fantastic life ahead of him” oh Gray 😂😂😂

[@MaiaMirabell]

Was a little bit turned on by it, not gonna lie.

[@tge2102]

@@MaiaMirabell ma'am this is a Wendy's

[@gaykirby198]

THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED WHEN HE SAID IT

[@dannydanggang1675]

"Dollar store Elvis Presley" As a guy who watches JoJo, that role is taken by a protagonist

[@al0ura]

i was about to comment something similar before stumbling upon your comment lmao

[@КобальтРейген]

...he does look a lot like Josuke

[@v0alm605]

Funny hair

[@dan-jb3tv]

@@v0alm605 whos at your door-

[@chirone_]

@@dan-jb3tv Funny hair Who's at your door I also shat on your house floor

[@Freeproceeds]

1:36 HITMAN BLOOD MONEY MUSIC

[@beanos5240]

The “Coming out” ending is me in a shellnut

[@Vherstinae]

I loved the Bayonetta music in the background when you juked past the meteor. Gray finds the best times to insert subtle references.

[@Cosmo_Project]

Same lol, I was so happy when I heard it

[@lisab9507]

3:19 "warm your lips up" 😂😂 damnnnnnn! 😂 Also, uncensored Gray is the best 🔥

[@oliviat5474]

*Child has dynamite* *Doki Doki music intensifies*

[@totallyrealnotfakelifeadvi7547]

YES I KNEW I WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@bbbbaconhair833]

0:41 lol

[@radioactive2056]

GF: Why didn't you stop the meteor?!?!? Gray: Stops the metor GF: REEEEEE!!!

[@jokeprovider7640]

Just me that finds the ‘alright’ at the start of videos the best thing to happen to humanity

[@baconninja4481]

Game: You will die in 60 seconds Gray’s inner monologue: How can I die in 5?

[@Hurricane314]

5:27 Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths

[@armynukenuke4773]

“This kid could lick a lightpole and still walk to school” Is that A Christmas story Reference?

[@PokeTheMysticJelly]

6:25 Lelulelulelulelulelulelulelulelu...

[@S.k.e.p.t.i.c.a.l..Y.a.n.i]

“I also swing that way”😂💀

[@ArtRace14]

Finally the comeback of the good ol’ swearing Gray

[@DeElectricJudas]

Shout out to the editor for making a textual appearance =) And also hearing all the language was great =)

[@Mantis.306]

14:00 *pumped up kicks starts playing*

[@nyssaballenger4005]

8:49 ffx music yesh beings back memories

[@user-vf1zw3wn3m]

Mom: son why did you kill so many people Gray: i was just following instructions

[@KiroChisa]

"But it's like a dollar store elvis Presley." *A quote that will live down through the centuries.*

[@NoDakExpress]

Loving all the Final Fantasy X music!

[@blacklight5028]

5:06 German suplex.

[@ChiliHorse27]

The nephew’s nose looks more like a prison tear tattoo.

[@Sharkdude4858]

It could also just be a bubble of snot from his non existent nose

[@hollyconnelly8871]

the meteor was like "hello? i'm part of this game too."

[@shpkunky9732]

5:22 grays face when Florida man dies

[@KiroChisa]

"But like a dollar store elvis Presley." I'm betting that's the first Time that's ever been said.

[@snakewithapen5489]

Pelvis Breastly lmao

[@crypto9776]

"Im not isolated from society society is isolated from me" -Graystillplays 2020 Quarantine-

[@toppatblue]

Well actually it’s Josuke Higashikata

[@cherrybansx7398]

@@toppatblue dollar store josuke

[@pelvisresley3741]

I’m Pelvis Resley

[@corsaircarl9582]

"Well, looks like we're the last two people on Earth!" he says, tipping his fedora to her.

[@thegoldenpeingun5820]

4:18 holy crap man calm down

[@ethand4784]

I'd just Drown out the sounds of my impending death with "it's the end of the world as we know it"

[@shpkunky9732]

planet: *explodes* gray: *plays happy music*

[@Anna-kj3np]

“This kid could lick a frozen light pole and still be able to walk to school” I CANT BREATHE BFFBBFHDJKS

[@tranquanghoa24]

I love how the dad wasnt there basically telling that only mom , your girlfriend and 5 year olds would judge it one side ly

[@marekysakowski3878]

4:29 Kakyoin would be proud

[@arya1275]

Lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero

[@Magical_Mic]

Gray: Talks about the nephew becoming a mass murderer *Plays Your Reality from DDLC*

[@abithedragon7244]

Gee well that f word was surprizing... I think he's drunk while editing.

[@347Jimmy]

Yeah he seemed to just not care for a minute there lmao

[@wulfricr7635]

He didn't block a swear for the whole video :D

[@bat2564]

Hhe hhired an editor thats why

[@abithedragon7244]

That's whyyy

[@alexsummers691]

13:55 ITS THE BABY IN YELLOW

[@_yanar_]

Gray: He's a dollar store Elvis, he's a Pelvis Breastley I'M WHEEZING

[@mahtabrustaqi9699]

Finally, gray can say curse words.

[@user-yn1bd4yf3h]

"I have 60 seconds to anger every woman on Earth" Say a low blow for a guy is worse than periods

[@KiroChisa]

Yea that's too true (I can feel the pain right now)

[@viarose5553]

E

[@snakewithapen5489]

Or worse than giving birth x'd

[@joeebiden_]

a period IS worse tho because it lasts for a week. being punched in the balls lasts a couple minutes

[@disorganizedchaos4246]

@@joeebiden_ exactly, they're saying how to anger women

[@MelonadeStand]

Everyone: Literally everyone: Everyone: Complimenting Gray

[@nikk-named]

15:08 maybe the guy was bi, or pan, or omni, or other sexualities I don't know about... He can still love you... Though with her personality...

[@AxoTheGamer]

Yay 15:18

[@TransJunki3454]

6:56 ILL BE DAMED IF I LET THIS METEOR DESTORY THIS RECHED PLANET BEFORE I DO

[@nonamesorry24]

1:14 *Josuke Higashikata enters the room* 😂

[@nonamesorry24]

4:25 *Kakyoin Noriaki enters the room*

[@wedontknowwhatweredoing7307]

I’m pretty sure the nephew is an alien who sent the meteor in the first place.

[@gracehowell.]

Headcanon accepted!

[@butterbox11111]

6:42 nuclear explosion: E X P L O D E asteroid: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@kaelplatt]

10:45 I'm deceased

[@MrSudhir2783]

2:15 only Shinchan Fans will know him.

[@asowas7802]

When his girlfriend says "so you were gay" Me: Ever heard of being bisexual? Or pansexual? (etc etc)

[@ーテイル]

He only kissed men

[@turborooster8548]

Stop making up random bullshit. There's no such thing as pansexual.

[@-Theo-]

Turbo Rooster Pansexual is basically bisexual, but instead of liking 2 genders (male and female), they’re attracted to people who don’t conform to gender too

[@alleiine303]

@@turborooster8548 r u dumb?

[@sztrapacska01]

bro shut up with this bullshit.