I Committed 100 REAL CRIMES in Minecraft

[@Pangi]

i do not condone crime, but when branzy does it, it is cool!

[@Random_and_Things]

Y’know, i agree

[@KRYPTIKZ_fv]

pangi

[@me-ig]

Same

[@sazelle]

It's only legal if Branzy does it

[@CapyBrawla]

I do condone crime, but when branzy does it, it is cool!

[@highfall8145]

Branzy while trying to follow laws: *Accidently prisons the entire village* Branzy while breaking 100 laws: *Normal Minecraft Server Tomfoolery*

[@BuZzer1999]

Branzy didn’t light the tnt the mace died from did That’s Minecraft mechanics

[@KRKCats]

Branzy at the end don’t do the crime if you can’t get away with it

[@PooksterTheFirst]

Ah branzy, our favourite criminal

[@Windblaze0]

Same

[@RUBIKLFCTEAM]

same

[@sazelle]

Same

[@cool.kid.ig-]

very true

[@Christo_Robin]

The one who can never get caught

[@burntbeanies7886]

That switch up from nervous criminal in court to a clearly very studied criminal who has been keeping an eye on everyones activities was soooo good to watch. Just awesome.

[@nataliedeeds4569]

1:30:34

[@felipesideris4632]

36:32 putting rekrap to run the melon farm is hilarious😂

[@Wunkrap]

@@felipesideris4632 lol

[@srinivaschilakala216]

_☠️_

[@Tsuyukiisthere]

Fr😂😂

[@shufiyanmandhu2839]

It's not a melon farm it's a carrot farm

[@bomoose]

@@srinivaschilakala216 SKULLEMOJI

[@Legundo]

You were the best business partner a drug lord could have ever asked for.

[@SCP-GODSLAYR]

He sure looked like a good one!

[@Null_Craft]

Hahah

[@zoehill9274]

How do you only have 2 replies..? Eh, well I liked the breaking bad reference

[@realmofnonsense6228]

@@SCP-GODSLAYR WHEN DID YOU BECOME A CRIMINAL!!!!

[@realmofnonsense6228]

WHEN DID YOU BECOME A CRIMINAL!!!

[@Jackisacoolperson]

Basically, He went from suspiciously commiting crimes to publicly commiting crimes.

[@yessir-wv4to]

Skibidi

[@Jackisacoolperson]

Skibiddi

[@solitudeZEdemon]

God the replies are all brain rot

[@1980rosered]

​@@solitudeZEdemonagree 😭

[@eliswanngard]

Fun fact. Dancing in Sweden is no longer illegal. So when the new law came, everyone in the Swedish Riksdag took to social media to dance. Some together and some with 16-year-old children (they're like 40+). In a simple way of explaining it was illegal because they thought dancing was the first step to s*x in public so they banned it.

[@aarnealplayzgames9580]

Imagine you do a lil tap dance by accident and the fbi barges in with 10000 years in prison on your head 💀

[@notyarrs]

​@@aarnealplayzgames9580the fbi is USA only

[@Elioenahf9]

BRO

[@DoodleNoodle65]

No one cares (No hate)

[@치추이]

couldn’t they specify “sexy” dancing then🤣

[@Remi_rubies08]

38:36 "Behold! I am tripping" -Branzy 2024

[@MeIsAiden]

lmao fr

[@Joshemve]

The after hours smp looks so fun!

[@RubikLIVERPOOL]

Verified and no likes or comments

[@TEXAS_1845]

I love your videos!

[@shufiyanmandhu2839]

Can't wait for The FBI to find out branzy's search history filled with 'how to Commit 100 crimes easily' 😂

[@TahaIsPro-k3k]

relatable af

[@Animator2023]

Lol

[@arzhan1760]

FBI open up

[@drexdfa]

@@TahaIsPro-k3kfax

[@Webt00n-lover]

FR

[@Bobartsplipinsplop]

Branzy: Alright Patches lets show them what real pirates can do! Patches: *intentionally walks the plank* Branzy: oh Patches noooo patcheeesssss

[@justmeandyra]

From causing yourself mental pain to commiting attempted minecraftmurder, from supporting a charity to faking a charity, now we have everything branzy in one vid. edit: is this what internet clout feels like :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jk ty

[@Windblaze0]

Real

[@internet.dweller]

the ultimate branzy video

[@cool.kid.ig-]

😂

[@Thai8521]

nice kobo pfp

[@codedcoded]

Branzy spinning 100 charges against him into the execution of the entire server is crazy 💀

[@badiskool9159]

spoilers :(

[@codedcoded]

@@badiskool9159 dont worry. im a habitual liar. you wont even know if its true or not.

[@Random_and_Things]

It’s funny how branzy and reddoons both have a villager friend. Branzy has patches while red has filbert

[@ncolyer]

so if you used my farm, does that mean I'm a criminal accomplice? My lawyers will be in touch...

[@vlonemf]

Cant wait until Branzy drops "Commiting 100 REAL CRIMES IRL!"

[@imstrangebs]

FR😂

[@yourfellowpole]

Committing 100 Minecraft crimes IRL

[@lasercraft32]

@@yourfellowpole Branzy on his way to dig straight down and add vertical slabs irl. XD

[@MainAwesome11_YT]

6:36 The Minecraft overlords didn’t want you to bring the donkey to the dragon… don’t you remember what happened last time a donkey and a dragon met?

[@cooleggpool]

BROTHER.

[@alpax001Newb]

YOU MENACE

[@user-silv3r]

alright now...

[@BananaWasTaken]

1:28:18 That zoom on the invisibility potion was a great piece of editing and foreshadowing.

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

I have unfortunate news; That was not Jay walking. That was, in fact, explicitly a crosswalk intersection without a mark, making it entirely and explicitly written as legal.

[@SankalpGupta-xy6em]

Branzy definitely had a lot of fun making this type of video

[@Windblaze0]

Yup

[@Rulebook22]

Never thought i would hear Branzy say “it’s time to start drug farming!”

[@yeetjager]

you know its gonna be a good day when branzy uploads about commiting crimes .

[@falcongamingproductions9938]

This was such a fun video. Your friends are so wholesome, y'all made for tons of laughs and excitement. My only regret is not finding this channel until just now!

[@N0Y35]

Clownpierce has been quiet since this video dropped

[@robbiej8a]

Ikr

[@jaydlmao]

ferre has been teaching him how to not upload

[@Madtiger416]

"Oldest" friends?! You're no spring chicken yourself there pal. I'm very good at judge.

[@Mr.HoodyGuy]

Branzy: I commited 100 real life crimes! In minecraft right? :D Branzy: :] In minecraft right? D:

[@scpscpscpscpscpscpscpscp]

Branzy: :)

[@Karma_242]

1:02:36 I was fully expecting Branzy to just say yes and force them to use another question😂

[@MXPlayz47]

finding a branzy vid 12 mins after it came out is like finding branzy following the law.

[@DeathByManchineel]

As a citizen of New Hampshire I can confirm everything that happened in this trial was fair and just under New Hampshire law and was totally 100% evidence of a fair, just, and unbiased court

[@Clownish.mp4]

i almost didnt read the 'in minecraft' and got scared😭😭

[@LogiBear21513]

Well I’m trying it irl then XD

[@M9.G6.H5]

@@LogiBear21513 stay moral. This is a game. Not real. Reality is different.

[@LogiBear21513]

@@M9.G6.H5 womp womp NOW IM RECORDING REHEHEHEHEE

[@Flamebloodcooks]

Why is my home on fire?

[@LogiBear21513]

@@Flamebloodcooks UHHHHH NOT ME!!!!?!?!

[@kenthartig7065]

Defendants are straight up not required to testify in court. You could've just refused to testify lmao

[@orangeeyz]

8:00 poor kaboodle-

[@Professor-E-q1o]

What happened to her

[@AtharvaMestry-e7x]

She got sold to phebee

[@azieth]

Missed opportunity to include the human trafficking crime

[@SleepyHypixel]

Can’t wait for ‘Committing 100 REAL CRIMES In Real Life’

[@Bluekoodo]

Bro Branzy is speedrunning. At 3 and a half mins, he's commiting 3 crimes per minute

[@grandmafrosty]

"Branzy, were you asked five questions or four questions? Ah shoot, that's the fifth question!" Ahahaha, I knew it, I love it so much. Getting them with the stupid question to use up the questions XD

[@deathmij]

I'm loving the sound of this one, branzy!

[@MaxynMohamed]

The ominous bottle farm is another crime : Mass Murder

[@ZHANGRyan-t5q]

Why am I not surprised? Dang it Branzy, now I gotta turn on Incognito mode.

[@Bobalotl5k]

54:38 "I am very concerned about your sleep schedule recently" 59:14 "My inventory has never been more full of drugs"

[@CheetahG-b6m]

Branzy, I remind you that "Shaboingery" is something someone HAS been arrested for

[@Hudson_luke]

Next video: Any crime I commit in Minecraft I COMMIT IN REAL LIFE

[@Darkk_rblx]

this is such a creative idea

[@endergaming2760]

Its so weird to see Legundo in a Branzy video, they are so chaotic together it's amazing.

[@fahriagung-_.]

1:32:20 I love that you had time to finish praising reddons 😅😂

[@RogerMollet]

This is the most incompetent court case and it’s super funny.

[@Spots_Racer]

It's funny that if you're rich, none of these crimes have actual consequences.

[@HarveyAgain.mp4]

"this is arson" this is the best video i have ever watched

[@Random_and_Things]

From keeping the laws of minecraft to breaking them. The convict has uploaded. This will redeem him

[@Psyan]

Your Honor, I drop kicked that old man in SELF DEFENSE

[@Tenvolcano]

Fun fact, everyone currently watching the video isn’t finished

[@sebastiankeller6646]

“and if anybody asks, I don’t have a permit for this.” 😂 my favorite line

[@CollectorBlox]

Branz is now a 10 stars wanted criminal 🐢🔥

[@shadow_elemental4622]

I love how much emotion branzy can put into his voice it always makes these better

[@x_thegoat_x]

BRANZY IS BACK BOYSSSS!!!

[@jamieInfantI]

Bro,that court session TOOK 2 in game days 😂😂😂

[@indominusrex2859]

Branzy you cant incorporate your life in minecraft

[@gino5366]

38:59 How does a pet turtle run away?!! 😂

[@axtr3d299]

Finaly a new branzy video lets gooo

[@TimelessMC_]

Branzy quote: Killing Branzy on Lifesteal in like kicking a toddler at the Walmart. Branzy meanwhile:

[@SpookedbySpooka]

i'd never expect reddoons and branzy being business partners. (can i just say how this reminds me of swagdoons for some reason)

[@Sleepystuffy]

Dude, I love your content so much and the pure joy you have whilst making these videos is so fun to watch, keep doing what you are doing, and your wife is so lucky to have you. (P.s. I feel like patches will come around to liking you next time you see him.)

[@Sharkt-Youtube]

thumbnail got me to interested i made popcorn for this

[@Kenzingtyn]

You forgot one singular unforgivable thing. To steal a CRAFTING TABLE!!!

[@delta1730]

Oh ahaha what a grea- IS THAT LEGUNDO?!?!?!?

[@trbender9992]

Absolute zing. A complete pleasure to watch. We’ve been waiting for content and you never disappoint. Thank you, Branzy!

[@highfall8145]

Branzy opening a drug lab was not on my September list

[@venessafugi6768]

This whole thing was such a blast to watch! The dognapping, the sky battle, the court case, everything!

[@EricCampos283]

58:18 bro launched the "tsar bomba" at them😂😂😂

[@DanHubHD]

That feels like a really fun group! I'm happy to see new content made by you 😄

[@thatgamerkid1755]

I love how Branzy universally hates Skyrats

[@emmajumet7367]

When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double price.

[@Forever_Nyx]

Ahh...Boy launched another masterpiece. LETS WATCH IT

[@Thelostpinetree]

The air ship battle was epic and so fun! 🤣

[@soup_minnow_]

lifesteal really has made branzy so much...*deadlier*

[@CoolSandwich111]

He's the DEADLIEST Minecraft player on the DEADLIEST Minecraft SMP

[@KingofBlacknWhite]

8:47 Not boosfer just escaping death by half a heart and still acts so casually calm 💀

[@BoiledPopcorn-g2b]

new smp, new stories, old branzy LOVE IT Edit: thanks for the 10 likes!!!

[@krogerwalmartship]

Midmysticx screamed noooo so loud when hearing the donkey died that it cut out XD

[@November-Dragon3]

The most innocent player being the criminal

[@thelostanimatronic]

7:12 it says free the end that means the dragon was a dictator so I don't think it was endangered

[@WinterAurora-m3p]

Arson isn’t a crime if you had fun

[@purplewombatsandpinkjellybeans]

I know this is a weird thing to point out, but your voice sounds VERY similar to Hiccup from How to Train your Dragon. Idk if you've been told that before but it makes my heart happy to hear your voice

[@CaptainEnder]

“/place structure village” carried with this video

[@lasercraft32]

Branzy doing the Illegal% speedrun XD

[@Unifite1]

Bro has done everything.

[@tamluuthanh7771]

KEEP IN MIND: Minecraft is full of creativity and theres no limit!

[@Joni.Sandy526]

What does this have to do with the video

[@tamluuthanh7771]

@@Joni.Sandy526 c r e a t i v i t y

[@hybrid3006]

@@Joni.Sandy526 There's no limit to the amount of crimes you can do :D

[@please-wake-up-now]

Lmao, I love how you take crimes to a whole new level in Minecraft 😂! It’s like a chaotic criminal mastermind moment! Can’t wait to see what you get away with next 😂✨

[@JDACADEMYA]

8:20 poor kaboodle

[@orkenyberki9442]

I love how branzy says in the end dont do the the time if you can get AWAY WITH THE CRIME saying we can if we can get away with it😂

[@DemixelZ]

it's not a cult D:

[@FNAFGuy201]

@@DemixelZ it is a cult

[@sol_ARG]

watching ahrs from legundo's pov has been a blast -- glad to see that criminal bond in action! (seriously, great video)

[@astroturfisadude]

19:10 You became rekrap

[@stingrayswierd8953]

I feel like I lost brain cells during that science montage

[@itsjanak6337]

36:31 Rekrap2 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesscalzo3033]

Loved the video @Branzy! Can't wait for the next video man! To be honest, I'd have Kept the Valkyrien Skies Mods from the Start.... Along with the Create Mod and all Mods for it's Community (Create: Big Cannons, Create: Diesel Generators, Create: New Age, Create: Confectionery, Create: Enchanting Etc.) And YUNG's Better Minecraft Mods, Talhanation's Recruit Villagers, Villager Workers and Small Ships Mods, Terralith, Biomes O Plenty, Regions Unexplored, Incendium, Towns and Towers, Naturalist, Upgrade Aquatic, Ben's Sharks and The Lost Cities Mod to name a Few. I'm saying this because the After Hours SMP definitely Needs a Deployment of Forces from the Independent Republic of Cadria (or I.R.C. for short) in order to Calm down the Situation that you've created here. If I even had an Account to play on Java Edition, I'd Build a Clone Wars Grand Army of the Republic Task Force with a Venator-class Attack Cruiser, a Victory (I)-class Star Destroyer, 4 Arquitens-class Light Cruisers and 9 Corellian CR 90 Corvettes Carrying Troops and Equipment of the 619th Attack Battalion Escorting 2 or 3 Acclamator-class Assault Ships Carrying the Troops and Equipment of the 22nd Lava Corps, Clone 82nd Airborne Division and the 24th Elite Corps or rather Elements thereof. However, Since you've brought up several Pieces of Historical Context, I think Holding you in the Brig of a U.S. Navy Warship will do just Fine. The only Question Being do I Assign the 3rd and Last Midway-class Aircraft Carrier USS Coral Sea (CV-43), The 5th Ship of the Wasp-class Amphibious Assault Ships USS Bataan (LHD-5) or her Modified Baby Sister that is the 8th and Last Ship of the Class USS Makin Island (LHD-8). A Nice Flight in a UH-60M Black Hawk Medium Lift Utility Helicopter would do you do good. Let me know what you think about this and I'll catch you in your next video man!

[@jamesscalzo3033]

P.S. Apparently, It's Illegal to Change even a Lightbulb in Australia. You have to be a Licensed Electrician to do something as simple as Changing a Lightbulb. Ask Kab next time you see her if you don't believe me.

[@jamesscalzo3033]

P.P.S. Next Time, Try to Rebuild the Village. It might be Interesting to see you Build a Town or a City in Minecraft.

[@Earthyxyz]

YAY!

[@CatMeow24-qr7uo]

An absolut gem of a video! So much fun to watch 😊

[@Bluekoodo]

9:09 Branzy just said 'aboot'. For the record, most of us Canadians don't actually say 'aboot'.

[@famitracked]

yeah we usually say something in-between 😂

[@Bluekoodo]

Now that I think about it, it IS kind of a mix between the two of them, leaning more towards 'about' tho.

[@famitracked]

@@Bluekoodo kinda like saying "a boat"

[@thesummersoldier3640]

Taking a criminal justice class, and was pleasantly suprised when I saw this Branzy Video!

[@UltbeeNOTFAKE]

that thumbnail would be so good if it wasn't AI

[@Zoova]

He changed it :)