I Committed 100 REAL CRIMES in Minecraft

[@Pangi]

i do not condone crime, but when branzy does it, it is cool!

[@Random_and_Things]

Y’know, i agree

[@NMB_WHATISGRASS]

pangi

[@me-ig]

Same

[@cTeiol]

It's only legal if Branzy does it

[@CapyBrawla]

I do condone crime, but when branzy does it, it is cool!

[@highfall8145]

Branzy while trying to follow laws: *Accidently prisons the entire village* Branzy while breaking 100 laws: *Normal Minecraft Server Tomfoolery*

[@BuZzer1999]

Branzy didn’t light the tnt the mace died from did That’s Minecraft mechanics

[@PooksterTheFirst]

Ah branzy, our favourite criminal

[@Windblaze0]

Same

[@Harlyriz]

same

[@cTeiol]

Same

[@cool.kid.ig-]

very true

[@Christo_Robin]

The one who can never get caught

[@burntbeanies7886]

That switch up from nervous criminal in court to a clearly very studied criminal who has been keeping an eye on everyones activities was soooo good to watch. Just awesome.

[@nataliedeeds4569]

1:30:34

[@felipesideris4632]

36:32 putting rekrap to run the melon farm is hilarious😂

[@Wunkrap]

@@felipesideris4632 lol

[@srinivaschilakala216]

_☠️_

[@Tsuyukiisthere]

Fr😂😂

[@shufiyanmandhu2839]

It's not a melon farm it's a carrot farm

[@bomoose]

@@srinivaschilakala216 SKULLEMOJI

[@Legundo]

You were the best business partner a drug lord could have ever asked for.

[@SCP-GODSLAYR]

He sure looked like a good one!

[@Null_Craft]

Hahah

[@zoehill9274]

How do you only have 2 replies..? Eh, well I liked the breaking bad reference

[@shufiyanmandhu2839]

Can't wait for The FBI to find out branzy's search history filled with 'how to Commit 100 crimes easily' 😂

[@TahaIsPro-k3k]

relatable af

[@Animator2023]

Lol

[@arzhan1760]

FBI open up

[@drexdfa]

@@TahaIsPro-k3kfax

[@Webt00n-lover]

FR

[@vlonemf]

Cant wait until Branzy drops "Commiting 100 REAL CRIMES IRL!"

[@bngwng]

FR😂

[@yourfellowpolishtranslator2918]

Committing 100 Minecraft crimes IRL

[@lasercraft32]

@@yourfellowpolishtranslator2918 Branzy on his way to dig straight down and add vertical slabs irl. XD

[@Random_and_Things]

It’s funny how branzy and reddoons both have a villager friend. Branzy has patches while red has filbert

[@Joshemve]

The after hours smp looks so fun!

[@4fitalways]

Verified and no likes or comments

[@TEXAS_1845]

I love your videos!

[@Remi_rubies08]

38:36 "Behold! I am tripping" -Branzy 2024

[@MeIsAiden]

lmao fr

[@eliswanngard]

Fun fact. Dancing in Sweden is no longer illegal. So when the new law came, everyone in the Swedish Riksdag took to social media to dance. Some together and some with 16-year-old children (they're like 40+). In a simple way of explaining it was illegal because they thought dancing was the first step to s*x in public so they banned it.

[@aarnealplayzgames9580]

Imagine you do a lil tap dance by accident and the fbi barges in with 10000 years in prison on your head 💀

[@notyarrs]

​@@aarnealplayzgames9580the fbi is USA only

[@Elioenahf9]

BRO

[@mrshortstackk]

No one cares (No hate)

[@치추이]

couldn’t they specify “sexy” dancing then🤣

[@Jackisacoolperson]

Basically, He went from suspiciously commiting crimes to publicly commiting crimes.

[@yessir-wv4to]

Skibidi

[@Jackisacoolperson]

Skibiddi

[@solitudeZEdemon]

God the replies are all brain rot

[@1980rosered]

​@@solitudeZEdemonagree 😭

[@MainAwesome11_YT]

6:36 The Minecraft overlords didn’t want you to bring the donkey to the dragon… don’t you remember what happened last time a donkey and a dragon met?

[@cooleggpool]

BROTHER.

[@alpax001Newb]

YOU MENACE

[@coolkusogaki]

From causing yourself mental pain to commiting attempted minecraftmurder, from supporting a charity to faking a charity, now we have everything branzy in one vid. edit: is this what internet clout feels like :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jk ty

[@Windblaze0]

Real

[@internet.dweller]

the ultimate branzy video

[@cool.kid.ig-]

😂

[@Thai8521]

nice kobo pfp

[@codedcoded]

Branzy spinning 100 charges against him into the execution of the entire server is crazy 💀

[@badiskool9159]

spoilers :(

[@codedcoded]

@@badiskool9159 dont worry. im a habitual liar. you wont even know if its true or not.

[@BananaWasTaken]

1:28:18 That zoom on the invisibility potion was a great piece of editing and foreshadowing.

[@Bobartsplipinsplop]

Branzy: Alright Patches lets show them what real pirates can do! Patches: *intentionally walks the plank* Branzy: oh Patches noooo patcheeesssss

[@SankalpGupta-xy6em]

Branzy definitely had a lot of fun making this type of video

[@Windblaze0]

Yup

[@ncolyer]

so if you used my farm, does that mean I'm a criminal accomplice? My lawyers will be in touch...

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

I have unfortunate news; That was not Jay walking. That was, in fact, explicitly a crosswalk intersection without a mark, making it entirely and explicitly written as legal.

[@DeathByManchineel]

As a citizen of New Hampshire I can confirm everything that happened in this trial was fair and just under New Hampshire law and was totally 100% evidence of a fair, just, and unbiased court

[@yeetjager]

you know its gonna be a good day when branzy uploads about commiting crimes .

[@orangeeyz]

8:00 poor kaboodle-

[@Professor-E-q1o]

What happened to her

[@AtharvaMestry-e7x]

She got sold to phebee

[@Clownish.mp4]

i almost didnt read the 'in minecraft' and got scared😭😭

[@LogiBear21513]

Well I’m trying it irl then XD

[@M9.G6.H5]

@@LogiBear21513 stay moral. This is a game. Not real. Reality is different.

[@LogiBear21513]

@@M9.G6.H5 womp womp NOW IM RECORDING REHEHEHEHEE

[@Flamebloodcooks]

Why is my home on fire?

[@LogiBear21513]

@@Flamebloodcooks UHHHHH NOT ME!!!!?!?!

[@Rulebook22]

Never thought i would hear Branzy say “it’s time to start drug farming!”

[@N0Y35]

Clownpierce has been quiet since this video dropped

[@robbiej8a]

Ikr

[@pyroknightmc]

ferre has been teaching him how to not upload

[@Mr.HoodyGuy]

Branzy: I commited 100 real life crimes! In minecraft right? :D Branzy: :] In minecraft right? D:

[@MXPlayz47]

finding a branzy vid 12 mins after it came out is like finding branzy following the law.

[@Madtiger416]

"Oldest" friends?! You're no spring chicken yourself there pal. I'm very good at judge.

[@deathmij]

I'm loving the sound of this one, branzy!

[@ZHANGRyan-t5q]

Why am I not surprised? Dang it Branzy, now I gotta turn on Incognito mode.

[@Bluekoodo]

Bro Branzy is speedrunning. At 3 and a half mins, he's commiting 3 crimes per minute

[@Karma_242]

1:02:36 I was fully expecting Branzy to just say yes and force them to use another question😂

[@__Darkk]

this is such a creative idea

[@shadow_elemental4622]

I love how much emotion branzy can put into his voice it always makes these better

[@EclipseIsMe]

Next video: Any crime I commit in Minecraft I COMMIT IN REAL LIFE

[@endergaming2760]

Its so weird to see Legundo in a Branzy video, they are so chaotic together it's amazing.

[@Psyan]

Your Honor, I drop kicked that old man in SELF DEFENSE

[@SleepyHypixel]

Can’t wait for ‘Committing 100 REAL CRIMES In Real Life’

[@MaxynMohamed]

The ominous bottle farm is another crime : Mass Murder

[@kenthartig7065]

Defendants are straight up not required to testify in court. You could've just refused to testify lmao

[@Tenvolcano]

Fun fact, everyone currently watching the video isn’t finished

[@venessafugi6768]

This whole thing was such a blast to watch! The dognapping, the sky battle, the court case, everything!

[@Random_and_Things]

From keeping the laws of minecraft to breaking them. The convict has uploaded. This will redeem him

[@jamieInfantI]

Bro,that court session TOOK 2 in game days 😂😂😂

[@highfall8145]

Branzy opening a drug lab was not on my September list

[@CheetahG-b6m]

Branzy, I remind you that "Shaboingery" is something someone HAS been arrested for

[@indominusrex2859]

Branzy you cant incorporate your life in minecraft

[@Spots_Racer]

It's funny that if you're rich, none of these crimes have actual consequences.

[@HarveyAgain.mp4]

"this is arson" this is the best video i have ever watched

[@RogerMollet]

This is the most incompetent court case and it’s super funny.

[@ChokeShotEdits]

thumbnail got me to interested i made popcorn for this

[@CollectorBlox]

Branz is now a 10 stars wanted criminal 🐢🔥

[@RealVenomHead]

BRANZY IS BACK BOYSSSS!!!

[@fahriagung-_.]

1:32:20 I love that you had time to finish praising reddons 😅😂

[@axtr3d299]

Finaly a new branzy video lets gooo

[@grandmafrosty]

"Branzy, were you asked five questions or four questions? Ah shoot, that's the fifth question!" Ahahaha, I knew it, I love it so much. Getting them with the stupid question to use up the questions XD

[@SpookedbySpooka]

i'd never expect reddoons and branzy being business partners. (can i just say how this reminds me of swagdoons for some reason)

[@KingofBlacknWhite]

8:47 Not boosfer just escaping death by half a heart and still acts so casually calm 💀

[@thatgamerkid1755]

I love how Branzy universally hates Skyrats

[@Kenzingtyn]

You forgot one singular unforgivable thing. To steal a CRAFTING TABLE!!!

[@EricCampos283]

58:18 bro launched the "tsar bomba" at them😂😂😂

[@Bobalotl5k]

54:38 "I am very concerned about your sleep schedule recently" 59:14 "My inventory has never been more full of drugs"

[@delta1730]

Oh ahaha what a grea- IS THAT LEGUNDO?!?!?!?

[@whycare6063]

8:30 “SORRY WHAT SORRY WHAT SORRY WHAT”😭😭

[@Forever_Nyx]

Ahh...Boy launched another masterpiece. LETS WATCH IT

[@lasercraft32]

Branzy doing the Illegal% speedrun XD

[@WinterAurora-m3p]

Arson isn’t a crime if you had fun

[@DanHubHD]

That feels like a really fun group! I'm happy to see new content made by you 😄

[@BoiledPopcorn-g2b]

new smp, new stories, old branzy LOVE IT Edit: thanks for the 10 likes!!!

[@NotaRobot-sp8uf]

I just watched 12 minutes yesterday and quit, found nothing better left to speed run daily challenges came back today

[@EnderThePirate]

“/place structure village” carried with this video

[@krogerwalmartship]

Midmysticx screamed noooo so loud when hearing the donkey died that it cut out XD

[@cTeiol]

I always knew Branzy was the protagonist of all crimes

[@stingrayswierd8953]

I feel like I lost brain cells during that science montage

[@soup_minnow_]

lifesteal really has made branzy so much...*deadlier*

[@CoolSandwich111]

He's the DEADLIEST Minecraft player on the DEADLIEST Minecraft SMP

[@NediacYak]

Mom sees me crying she said why, I'm like Branzy uploaded

[@Strike_S3]

Branzy is the Al Capone of Minecraft

[@Urfave_jazzy]

I forgot he exists for like 5 months but I found him and I remember how good his content was

[@November-Dragon3]

The most innocent player being the criminal

[@gino5366]

38:59 How does a pet turtle run away?!! 😂

[@ClickBrickstudios]

Now do it irl

[@SemiloreAyodele]

Finally the GOAT has posted 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Unifite1]

Bro has done everything.

[@thesummersoldier3640]

Taking a criminal justice class, and was pleasantly suprised when I saw this Branzy Video!

[@astroturfisadude]

19:10 You became rekrap

[@Sleepystuffy]

Dude, I love your content so much and the pure joy you have whilst making these videos is so fun to watch, keep doing what you are doing, and your wife is so lucky to have you. (P.s. I feel like patches will come around to liking you next time you see him.)

[@JDACADEMYA]

8:20 poor kaboodle

[@emmajumet7367]

When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double price.

[@Earthyxyz]

YAY!

[@yoiyoi-h8c]

finally your back to posting

[@tamluuthanh7771]

KEEP IN MIND: Minecraft is full of creativity and theres no limit!

[@Joni.Sandy-Brawl]

What does this have to do with the video

[@tamluuthanh7771]

@@Joni.Sandy-Brawl c r e a t i v i t y

[@hybrid3006]

@@Joni.Sandy-Brawl There's no limit to the amount of crimes you can do :D

[@CatMeow24-qr7uo]

An absolut gem of a video! So much fun to watch 😊

[@UltbeeNOTFAKE]

that thumbnail would be so good if it wasn't AI

[@Zoova]

He changed it :)

[@PastelSMc]

We have missed you BRANZY!!!!🎉🎉❤

[@itsjanak6337]

36:31 Rekrap2 🤣🤣🤣

[@Legendary-7274]

What’s funny is that there’s more OSHA violations then laws broken

[@Bluekoodo]

9:09 Branzy just said 'aboot'. For the record, most of us Canadians don't actually say 'aboot'.

[@famitracked]

yeah we usually say something in-between 😂

[@Bluekoodo]

Now that I think about it, it IS kind of a mix between the two of them, leaning more towards 'about' tho.

[@famitracked]

@@Bluekoodo kinda like saying "a boat"

[@trbender9992]

Absolute zing. A complete pleasure to watch. We’ve been waiting for content and you never disappoint. Thank you, Branzy!