I Conquered ALL OF BRITAIN as the MOST POWERFUL DYNASTY in Crusader Kings 3

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The story of how I Conquered ALL OF BRITAIN as the MOST POWERFUL DYNASTY in Crusader Kings 3? You haven't heard it? Well sit down, grab a refreshing mug of mead... and hear the HAESTEINN SAGA!
In this video and Crusader Kings 3 full playthrough series, Koifish will play as the Viking Norse legend Jarl Haesteinn, and playing as his dynasty from the start of the game in 867, all the way to the end in 1453! A complete Crusader Kings 3 Mega campaign! All with the goal to create the STRONGEST and MOST POWERFUL Dynasty in all of CK3!
And in this second episode, we play as the the son and heir of the founding father Haesteinn: Ragnarr Haesteinnsson! Our first goal will be to conquer ALL of the great empire of Britain, and to cease the English, Scottish and Irish Isles all for ourselves!! No shore is safe when the sons of Haesteinn and his raiders come to ravage, steal and plunder!
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[@Koifish]

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[@terrifictomato262]

youtube told me you uploaded this 4 hours ago im so confused

[@feliperea3271]

7:02 MERRY/ON/NYD/D the last D is mute. It is spoken like MerryONNYD. Like merry(is)ON(the)NYD(new York district) Merryonnyd. Ignoring the second D. It’s mute

[@Ypsilon66]

Heasteinn is no longer a addiction It's a lifestyle

[@gunner6233]

just like alcohol

[@FNCH314]

The only true lifestyle

[@OsamaBinBurnin]

He is the best character at game start to do basically anything you want to do. Asia, Africa, India Dont matter it’s all fun with the Jarl

[@phansey]

Yeah don't you know there's martial, stewardship, diplomacy, intrigue, learning and heasteinn

[@mariox204]

And koifish want to complete the 3 trees

[@teal_m_101]

The kings don't want you to know this, but the monks at the monasteries are free. You can take them home, I have 458 monks.

[@PraiseJ-Pope]

What are you doing with so many monks? It's not luke they're laying eggs for your breakfast?

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

Other men during a mid-life crisis: "I'm gonna start repairing an old car to feel young again" Jarl Hæsteinn during a mid-life crisis:

[@molybdaen11]

Letz raid the pope.

[@Threxer]

Haesteinn Fact: He was the first person in medieval Europe to jump over the English Channel, he did this by wearing very long shoes.

[@Bigdohxp]

I suppose it's true what they say about rebounding into addiction. You don't fall a bit, you fall HARD. He began by playing him, took him to Africa and Asia. Then brave Koifish found sense and stopped. He found joy in other places. And now he falls back and makes Haesteinn an entire dynasty that will eventually conquer the world. F in the chat for a fallen man

[@ravager2-636]

Koifish: Aren’t all names made up..? No, Koifish Koifishson they are not..

[@ahhno4662]

well how else do you come up with them then???

[@nerussoulfire6021]

That one cronicler who has to deal with all the names will have just a bit of an headache! Bless the Viking lifestyle

[@breadstick4458]

This whole episode is just an eternal war for England lol

[@heinzlilio4612]

Koifish should try playing William the Conqueror as he is technically a descendant of a viking

[@Nope77252]

I would pay to see that

[@Gorbz]

The Normans. Vikings who kept raiding France until the king paid them to stop and settle down instead, so that nobody else would try to raid them too.

[@TheNickamd]

He actually did something very similar in CK 2. And that series was an absolute blast

[@Nope77252]

@@TheNickamd Thanks. I'll probably watch that next!

[@bradleyhicks7252]

Reminder that last time Koifish conquered all of Britannia he: 1. Became a saint 2. Constructed a cathedral in honor of a foreskin relic 3. Conquered too well and restored the Roman Empire before achieving his campaign victory condition

[@OverlordMalarkey]

Let me guess... this happened in CK2?

[@bradleyhicks7252]

@@OverlordMalarkey Yes, his "The Conqueror" challenge series. If you haven't seen it, highly recommend. Absolutely beautiful CK2 chaos.

[@OverlordMalarkey]

@@bradleyhicks7252 HE'S A SAINT?!

[@iKyleTz]

i've been playing as Abyssinia recently, has been a really fun playthrough in a different than normal area. Made it into a huge empire, one of the few christian realms in east africa so lots of easy holy wars, would recommend it!

[@UncleGooe]

That's usually how my viking adventures go in Britain. If you leave England alone to long they get strong. Way to stick it out in your war against England! We are proud of you Koifish; to face such adversity and prevail. How heroic! The bards shall tell tails and sing song and the subscribers shall raise a rune stone in your honor!

[@Ymylock]

Praise be the HAESTINGSAGA

[@Bern_il_Cinq]

I was mindblown when you went for Scotland and England at the same time… and then you died! The struggle for northern England in the years after that had me stressing on your behalf. Nice series 👍

[@adrix_wastaken2196]

Koifish: gives a lecture about how he wants his vulture to just stay on the usle of man for cultural fascination progress Koifish 5 minuts later: begins making Wales his culture💀

[@WisdomLearner]

Next update they should put Koifish as one of the possible names for Haesteinn descendants

[@orirotem2298]

The golden duo koifish&haesteinn

[@M1ckyCFC]

No no no it’s called the Irish Isles… I’ll even settle for the Celtic Isles.

[@JPisme14]

Oh look a new CKIII vide---- "Haesteinn Vikings take over X" And my eyes roll out of my skull.

[@demonkingbadger6689]

Legend has it, that when Haesteinn dies in game. He conquers Valhalla before his funeral is over. And by the time his son's reign is over, he has snatched Asgard from the rule of Odin himself.

[@swiftjusticee]

At 0:35 , the title card has Japanese text at the top that reads ヴィンランド・サガ , which is "Vinland Saga". To make it Haesteinn Saga, you should replace it with the text "ヘイスティン・サガ"

[@chaostourist2951]

lol mann this was a wild one. I'm really enjoying the Dynasty saga playthrough. Not enough ck3 youtubers do full dynasty playthroughs. Usually just one ruler or a specific goal. Really looking forward to what twists and turns are coming

[@ohuckabee]

>be playing HoloCure's fishing minigame >catch a Koi Fish >""Hellu iferyune, my neme is Koifish. Hefe yuoo ifer vundered vhet it vuoold be leeke iff Jerl Haesteinn beceme a VToober?" GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@pivertironlungs7408]

I’ve become addicted to Heasteinn

[@ShoreshFathi]

Can you conquer all of Skyrim, and maybe even all of Tamriel with Haesteinn?

[@wanaiman2267]

GOD DAMNIT KOIFISH, I am having a great weekend watching you play these ck3 with haeisteinn.. I love ur videos!

[@SuperOreally]

Just hearing the M&B Soundtrack in the background is top quality editing

[@Elyseon]

I guess the next step would be going into the Haesteinnverse and getting all the Haesteinns from parallel universes together.

[@elang1702]

The vibe I'm getting from this series is very similar from The Conqueror achievement series that you did in CK2 years ago. I wonder if you had prepared some kind of plot twist in this one

[@alatamore]

Koifish didn’t choose Haesteinn- life, Haesteinn-life chose Koifish!

[@vincentnordahl1598]

Wake up babe koifish just uploaded

[@sizanogreen9900]

buerocratic culture that decides everthing *"by the sword"* ... sounds absolutely hilarious XD

[@leonardo162536]

man i need more episódios love from Brasil you are insane good

[@dandyl1on]

Great. Now I need to do some haesteinning my self, once again!

[@SilverionX]

The ducks have multiplied. In an unexpected twist of events, keeping 17 ducks in a closed environment have caused them to spawn more, smaller ducks. Still don't know what to do wit them. Except now there are 42 ducks.

[@sarsante]

@23:44 England is impossible to take when from 17 units of MaA,10 units are light infantry and 5 are bondi Koi. 10 units of varangians would beat them easily.

[@Nordique777]

I can't wait for the next one

[@gary230]

I was just playing normally and Haesteinn literally conquered England and ruled it for several generations

[@dillpickle7583]

Earth? Nah. Haesteinnia becoming Earth? Yes.

[@Deamon93IT]

Boy it was quite hectic the conquest of England and Scotland, but glory to Haestinnia!

[@plasticbazooka]

Daneland inbound, Danelaw was just the appetizer.

[@joespilsbury9825]

Yessss koifish you are my hero at this game

[@ShivTea]

Can’t wait for the Timelapse

[@5in0minus]

Always a fun watch when a new CK3 vid drops. Gotta wonder why you don't seem to use Blots to get piety at all tough... are they not as good anymore?

[@GoodGuyPingu]

Heasteinn has changed my life

[@williek08472]

I'm not usually a fan of cultural suppression, but renaming all the Welsh counties and converting them made me laugh. Also, someone please make a mod that replaces the death sound with Koifish's "AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

[@nicolasgonzalez629]

that was an intense war

[@cityofmagic4370]

Thank you for this series! 😂

[@zoolanderbestmovie2]

he must travel in future to reclaim his lost legacy from the nerds that we have for "presidents"

[@jonathanbowers9267]

i died when u said the ira thing the one of my suggested videos is Irish rebel music

[@toornery]

the Pope throws a Haesteinn fit

[@doomgronthewitcher6514]

As a Brit, I see Ireland being included in the British Isles as an absolute win

[@ohNojames]

Can’t wait for the Crusade since you took Canterbury.

[@SoapCanFan]

are we just not going to talk about how britany somehow gained control of like half of france lmao

[@faqquxak3962]

waiting for next episode

[@checkmulla7033]

Very good video

[@TungstenArm]

For the next Haesteinn dynasty video you should focus on building out your Viking daycare program, just abduct random children from around the map and make them Jarls, kings, and queens in Europe

[@HelenM1994]

Living in Staffordshire, it is a place you can get ambushed well 🤣🤣

[@dewantoandoko9207]

The continent of Haesteinnia.. Lets Goooo!!!

[@alimuhamadibrahimibnalyacc1051]

Make this a mega campaign!

[@ram5s858]

The Heasteinn dynasty should conquer all of Scandinavia and see if he can restore the Norse culture

[@mortenaassauthen8961]

Padderborn, the great Åsa-tru holy site in Saxony, has too long been held by milk drinkers. Reclaim it and Germania!

[@ElderEagle42]

I would love to se you send Haestinn to middle earth using the realms in exile mod

[@dmgextra1576]

Haesteinn is love. Haesteinn is life.

[@BradlyClarke]

Best wishes

[@adrix_wastaken2196]

Koifishhhhhh stop WITH YOUR HÆSTINN ADDICTION

[@robertrodriguezharo1906]

I absolutely need Koifish to make an epic bromantic poetry book about Haesteinn

[@Ren-dl1zy]

This was hilarious 😂

[@YunsAvatar]

This is not the video series we deserve, it is the one we want. We are unworthy of its power.

[@ShadowWolfRising]

Time to raid the Byzantines. Also the Canary Islands and Morocco, as those are weirdly good raiding targets. Don't forget to hand concubines to your kin. Especially if you get any Byzantine princesses.

[@mariox204]

With the nordic heritage you can do elecctions until 1080 iirc

[@witchboy44]

Man, CK3 turns you into a fucking war criminal monster….it’s great!

[@TheColombianSpartan]

MORE HAESTAEINN WHOOO-

[@walnzell9328]

Time to make history into Haestory

[@adamthestonerful]

This is a Certified Chenso Classic.

[@AshleyGravesreal]

This dude was pretty epic in real history too

[@kamalamy]

The World we all wished was true

[@gergobus3134]

Truly epic 😂

[@obiking4392]

this must become a mega campaign

[@akostoth9389]

Jarl Haesteinn: *Exists* Koifish (Or literally everyone else who owns and plays CK3): I can milk you ...NoHomo by the way 😅

[@martellvl]

You are now officially diagnosed with Hæstenning syndrome

[@Halal_Lettuce]

Since you’re an expert in Norsifiying (if that’s a word) Welsh names, could you perhaps Norsify Llanfairpwllguingywnethgogerychwryndroballantysilliogogogoch? (Note that I tried to type in Llanfairpwll off by heart, so there’s probably a bit of errors).

[@potatopeeler7834]

Could you do "varagian adventure" into "forge the jomsviking" into "elevate the kingdom of mann & the isles" and finaly "Securing the high kingdom of the north sea"? i cant seem to do it. its really frustrating me. all the while not useing inherited on succession soldiers. so that you have the biggest inheritable army once you have the High kingdom of the north sea?

[@bitzarre4549]

For the love of god Koifish, you need to go to rehab, but for playing Haesteing.

[@ShayGamerD3]

I think most players avoid Kin legacy, since it mostly useless: especially if you have concubines and accepted male adultery. There is an another problem: with such settings your dynasty will multiply beyond reasonable numbers even within just 100 years or so. That has a big toll on game's performance, something Paradox wasn't able to fix. If you play a long campaign the number of your dynasty members will go into hundreds or even thousands, and the number of all characters in the game multiplies as well. In a result, you may have difficulties running your game (and this is regardless of the hardware you have, Paradox games get sluggish in long campaigns on any hardware).

[@AtreidesIV]

I expect Emperor Haestein Moctezuma in Mezoamerica now.

[@quein92]

World conquest for sure!

[@dr0g_Oakblood]

19:44 - I’d think of it like you’re paying some administrative fees to have the rest of the clergy support your claim or something

[@lukasmeier9245]

could you maybe try to form slavia with Jarl Haestein.

[@Mr.Monkeyreal7]

Hail haesting!

[@oppenz3723]

The one true ruler

[@EpleGoesInsane]

HES A SAINT?!

[@justinmalangoni9467]

paranoid, ambitious and shy

[@MageThief]

Heasteinn!!!

[@yunusemreyc]

Can you pls try to found the OG Roman Empire With Haesteinn

[@foolsgold6533]

What about Rurik? He's a cool Viking 😢

[@CrackerSnatcherHardCore]

Haestry

[@nathanhaywood273]

HAESTEINN!!!

[@samwakley250]

Haesteinn!