I Became ENGLISH 300 Years EARLY as the STRONGEST VIKING in Crusader Kings 3

Watch as I rewrite history in Crusader Kings 3 by creating the English culture almost 300 years before It was meant to happen! Playing as legendary Viking Jarl Haesteinn in this thrilling gameplay, I embark on an audacious journey to alter the course of events by forming the Norman culture centuries ahead of schedule. Through strategic conquests in France, I pave the way to create a new legacy, merging Viking ferocity with Norman finesse!
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But we don't end there! Witness as I set my sights on England, seizing the opportunity to conquer and meld with the English, forging a path that leads me to become ENGLISH 300 years earlier than history dictates! VERY COOL!
The question still stands... How did I I Become ENGLISH 300 Years EARLY as the STRONGEST VIKING in Crusader Kings 3?
#ck3 #crusaderkings3

[@Koifish]

*HE'S BACK I REPEAT HAESTEINN IS BACK* I tried guys. I really did try! But JARL HAESTEINN HAS RETURNED IN 2024.. and this time.. he's becoming BRITISH! Also, make sure to check out THE NEW KOIFISH DISCORD: discord.gg/koifish

[@dominicadrean2160]

Can we get a multiplayer bannerlord series with Latin and you in the future😊 You can try a modded campaign series being the Bandit Brothers Or you can try the hardest bannerlord challenge the Tamerlane challenge start off with nothing and you're in prison hostile to everyone in your only allowed to recruit Bandits

[@daedalusdreamjournal5925]

HAESTEINN ... the hardest drug there is in CK3. Forget being a drunkard, forget being lustful, forget being a cannibal, there's no rush like playing haestinn !! ... and no worse bad trip than having your haesteinn being murdered 2 years into the game :)

[@parkedcar3411]

Ah hell naw bro was on a few months clean streak

[@snomcultist189]

Host a multiplayer tournament where everyone is a different hæstien along the French coast

[@heliomiguelheleno7177]

Haesteinn should try and become the Shogun (with the mods) just as a flex 🤭

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

Blud willingly became English 💀

[@LordBonds]

💀💀💀

[@ze3934]

💀💀💀

[@sultansalahdin5435]

💀💀💀

[@redoreo9978]

Best people

[@321mmn5]

💀💀💀

[@tomasmarques4742]

Hey koifish, you should do a video where you plays as this little known character in the west of France in the 867 start date called jarl haesteinn. He is really cool and I think you would like him alot

[@user-vh3rx2cc2z]

wait a minute something ain right cant ring my head

[@spiderclone101]

Why would you make Haesteinn into the Spiffing Britt?!?!

[@leecupp2573]

Yorkshire tea altered the timeline

[@MrDUneven]

Perfectly balanced run

[@Chaotic_Fragment]

Yorkshire Tea Gold *_It makes everyone English. Even the French and Vikings…_*

[@KnockoutsKoKings]

start of the year and he starts with relapsing back to his addiction 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thatguy3421]

He was in De Nile, but that is stage one of grief

[@upi556]

Kotfish please come back to hospital we still need to cure your addiction

[@bernard832]

The darkest Haesteinn timeline.

[@ANGLO-BRYTHONIC96]

No.

[@llamaboioflusatia]

I think real life is pretty bad, he just ends up a second class raider in Britain and gets killed

[@SennaAugustus]

That's why his son went to Bulgaria.

[@fakenews56]

@@llamaboioflusatiaat least he didnt become british, and sent to the hidden 10th circle of hell, exclusive to brits.

[@imaxinsertnounherex]

I am always amazed how long Haesteinn manages to stay alive in your playthroughs.

[@user-zq7zo5rc8o]

The Haesteinn addiction continues

[@Zilla12]

9:19 "That white shirt ain't gonna stay white for too long, because he has a whole lot of enemies" The screen shows 0 enemies...

[@MrDUneven]

If Haesteinn's son had 0 learning: "HE EATS PAINT!?"

[@wastelander89]

I absolutely love ur videos and enthusiasm in the videos. Best ck3 videos on the internet man 🙂💯 great editing, great commentary, great video ideas.

[@pivertironlungs7408]

Thank you for the new Haesteinn video, it was a very good

[@aidankenny521]

Brilliant content as always Koifish!

[@fyfrod]

You're the best, Koifish! That was amazing.

[@EA-wr2xg]

honestly I get the whole rp or historical aspect of the descisions but in honesty I think since the culture rework it's just cooler to manually form hybrid cultures

[@publicenemy9000]

Normans are the best culture

[@MrLocurito]

the franko-french culture spawned once and i lost all faith in humanity

[@tominieminen66]

Pretty ridiculous how one dude changed the very culture twice, that's some major cultural whiplash 😂

[@Chaotic_Fragment]

@@MrLocuritoi’ve seen italo-franco-franconian i don’t think anything else needs to be said

[@MrLocurito]

​@@Chaotic_Fragment worst offender i saw was welsh polish and lombard intermingling into a single culture under the HRE

[@josephstaggs4545]

still crossing my fingers for some related to the Roman Empire in the future. My personal favorite way to do it is as a custom ruler who is secretly descended from the Romans and still worships the old gods. I definitely play it OP because I use the Blood of the Norse Gods mod, but my head canon is that he has the blood of the greek gods.

[@duncanharrell5009]

Would love a Koifish CK3 Roman Empire video. Viking/Varangian Roman Empire anyway

[@johnmartston8848]

He should play the Fallen Eagle mod which recently came with a new update

[@duncanharrell5009]

@@johnmartston8848 We know he never will. His homeboy and love of his life Haesteinn isn't in it.

[@johnmartston8848]

@@duncanharrell5009 Gothic Haesteinn it is then

[@ThoseOtherJeremysLie]

@@johnmartston8848he could be jarl haesteinn of gaul

[@tyrion5131]

Even though i stopped playing CK3, this guy's videos make me watch it. I like your style dude kkep it up :)

[@sb300gang9]

Literally couldn’t wait till i got off work to watch 😂😂 , knew it was gonna be some heat when i seen the grayish single braid beard combo

[@lawn_moa]

4:45 Koifish has good taste in music. Absolutely hecking based.

[@miakodakot7359]

Hey, Koifish, there's a Norman count somewhere in 1066 start in Byzantine Empire. Somewhere in Athens if I'm not mistaken. Try to take over the Byzantine Empire with him and revive the Roman Empire, as well as Crush the Pretenders in the process

[@rashisti]

Sick addition to your Jarl of work.

[@MrLeim1]

Awsome editing 😮

[@HomerOnline]

Great Papa Koifish, could you grant me a new Haestinn Saga video for the new year? I would love some more Haestinn Saga!

[@more17]

I have a game going on like this kind of; I formed the Danelaw with Haesteinn after invading southeastern England and then was able to get West Francia in a kingdom war, allowing me to become Norman (though my direct lands are in England, the game still let me do it). I haven't gone English yet and am still early on into the game.

[@Casual_Killroy]

As a man named Griffin himself this is the only Haesteinn video of yours I approve of.

[@stoneymcblunt7747]

This is one of my favorite things to do in ck3, if you start in one of the duchys in Norway your marshal will actually be rollo

[@miles4404]

Warband music Lin the background is so good

[@SirZeus21]

Bro this takes me back to when koifish starts using Haestien in ck2

[@kohlicoide2258]

We need now some kind of Islamic Haesteinn Faith to make him the savior of all three abrahamic religions. Caliph Haesteinn!

[@robergaming81]

Hasteinn Griffin is truly an unexpected crossover.🥶

[@donvergonet399]

I've a new challenge for you and maybe impossible to pull off. In the start of CK3 you'll find Dutch culture in the duchy of Holland and such, bu there's a hidden culture 'Frisian'. Historically the Frisians were more present in that area compared to 'Dutch' people, tho it's culture was rising and blended from Frisian and more cultures into Dutch. CK3 does have Frisian culture but I haven't found any character or events and such, so I was wondering if you could pull off to create at least one duchy fully into Frisian and play a character of it's culture.

[@askthewhyplaysgames]

This was actually insane.

[@extantknight6735]

Haestinn with British grenadiers playing, now ive seen it all.

[@SrBriggles123]

I can appreciate your translations for the zoomers, very bussin' on god no cap fr fr

[@TheImperialSenate]

Amusingly enough, in some official medieval Norman histories (that were definitely biased, not to written many generations later), Haesteinn was portrayed as the immoral, "bad" Viking compared to the moral, Christian, "good" Viking Rollo aka the ancestor of the House of Normandy.

[@alexanderkazantzis8019]

You mean Rollo the walker

[@Masquerade1200]

Are we getting more of the dynasty series? :(

[@TexasToast712]

Is that a mod you are using for your battle screen? Looks super cool

[@Jesus-kt4cv]

I like your nickname bro, i also like koi fishes too

[@LoganAntonick]

Haesteinn should head to the Red Sea for some pirate shenanigans next.

[@Hello.Madness]

Fun Fact: Koifish is on the Wikipedia for Hæstein, He could be seen in the Legacy Tab

[@schnufi0893]

Its crazy that koifish does quest that usually take years to complete, in less than 50 years only because he plays a drunk grandpa viking in france😂

[@ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl]

We don’t complain about the weather we love getting soaked every other day in fact we have a saying for this it’s called “lovely day for it” 😂

[@ianhoughton2426]

Haesteing just roll played as the Northern Men army, William the Conqueror, Henry 8th, Charles 2nd and then United the faith.

[@FunnyDude119]

Try to find a koifish playthrough that doesn’t have Haesteinn I’ll wait

[@SquirrelMaestro]

I’ve been thinking about a really good Norman to English run

[@natel9388]

I'm from a town in the south of England that is possibly named after Haestin

[@oddindian1]

I am waiting on my tea Koifish.

[@parsahaghpanahi-du8vo]

please do more historical playthrough

[@Zebo12345678]

It honestly blows my mind how much you've gotten out of vanilla CK3. DLCs help, yes, but I'm surprised you haven't done conversion mods! I mean, I suppose you did do the Game of Thrones mod with Laith, but that's the only time I can recall that you've had any significant gameplay mods installed.

[@zaoda1357]

the fish has NOT beaten the addiction

[@gurrtug9213]

OMG THE CONQUEROR REBOOT IS BACK IN CK3!!!!!!!!!!

[@oito12]

did em dirty at 00:17 lol

[@jethro240]

Let the 8th of January for ever be known as the feast day of St HAESTEINN, Father of the Anglicanism, Forgiver of the Faithless and the first Englishman.

[@matveykurland7012]

Funny how koifish ignores the 13-year-old executed at 5:06

[@LeoNepeta]

Making a protestant religon with indulgences is so funny lol

[@sarchlalaith8836]

I'm surprised you didn't go for the kingdom of man and the Isles second just for the extra troops.

[@kaiebosworth9407]

New year, same Haesteinn shenanigans

[@teawitched]

i would love Jarl Haesteinn to deliver my next box of Yorkshire Tea to me

[@draganescuconstantin2380]

The biggest miracle in this video is that haesteinn lived to be 98

[@kieranspencer5245]

If there was actual battles in this game like Total war I'd absolutely play it.

[@katanah3195]

Mending the schism as an Anglican has got to be one of the most insane things I've seen done in this game, aside from some of the shit pagans can pull.

[@OK-ct3rd]

I am Anglican, this is hilarious and fun.

[@jamesking6377]

HAESTEINN HAESTEINNING HAESTEINNSON IS BACK!!!!

[@dominicadrean2160]

Can we get a multiplayer bannerlord series with latin and you in the future😊 You can try a modded campaign series being the Bandit Brothers Or you can try the hardest bannerlord challenge the Tamerlane challenge start off with nothing and you're in prison hostile to everyone in your only allowed to recruit Bandits

[@OverlordMalarkey]

Hey Koifish we would love to know what mods you use

[@dolwota2nd]

98 years of haesteinn life

[@daedalusdreamjournal5925]

When I play Haestinn, I get murdered in the early years 😱😱😱 Clearly I mus be doing something wrong 😀😀 Anyways, I am going to enjoy this new haestin video !

[@henricmoreno5876]

Be friends with your spymaster, pay attention to his characteristics, keep your grandour high, keep your marshal in managing royal guards, the spymaster in dismantling schemes, hold great fests, and big weddings to keep your vassals happy, there is a perk of schemer tree "court of shadows" helps too, keep your dread high, put bodyguards, food testers. All of this helps to avoid being murdered, the lower your rank, the less will need to be done and the higher your rank, the more will need to be done, but it will not be necessary to do all of this

[@henricmoreno5876]

If you do at least half as emperor, you will be warned when there is a scheme in your court and can choose how to deal with it.

[@derekskelton4187]

Varangian Adventure away from West Francia. Staying in Montaigu is just rolling the dice for no benefit. You can go back later if you want revenge

[@daedalusdreamjournal5925]

thanks for the various responses :) To be more precise, it generally happens to me after I conquer Sardaigna ... though ... now that I think about I don't always do varangian adventure to conquer the island. Sometimes I do though and still get murdered relatively soon after the conquest.

[@OverlordMalarkey]

Is Koifish ever gonna return to the Haesteinn saga?

[@lawngoat933]

lol that paris joke

[@orirotem2298]

Haesteinn is back

[@docmac9474]

You know, all these Kofish videos made me realize, is he always ends ups with a mid life crisis Viking who just decides to just move to random locations…

[@rodrigoadivinha6994]

Me seeing the trait never back down: Never Back Down never what?

[@luxerduscz]

The British Isles: Please give ous mercy!!! Normandy: NUH-UH!!!!!!!!!!

[@contaretardado]

Ooh Gods! They turned Haesteinn into a bloody BRI'ISH?!

[@washinthewind]

Koifish just did more for the UK in this video than Laith has in his whole life. Nahhhh, that dude is great. Almost as great as this video! LMAO

[@neoasdrubaul]

Saint!

[@Flyaway99]

A certain ethnic group, living in this village. God damnit Koi. I love you.

[@HORDEchannel]

Car is broke? Sounds about right for Wight.

[@Spudder77]

I start the video and everything is Norse. I look away for two seconds and the next thing I know the English Hastings is pushing in the Scottish backdoor!

[@theparegorickid23]

OH YEAH

[@Talvekuningas]

I'm actually trying to do this achievement in CK2 currently . It's start off norse, move to france, become norman , conquer england , become english. Uuuf. Probably gonna take a while. There's no change culture option (i think) so its event based .

[@chekiefloofderg4997]

There is but only if you are a vassal of someone with the culture needed. Otherwise try to find a character with the right culture and have him educate your heir...i think that it.

[@ethan1423]

BABE... WAKE UP! NEW KOIFISH VIDEO JUST DROPPED!

[@RichardBradleyUk]

Welcome to being English koifish

[@mohammadmamun4595]

what mod is he using. that battle ui looks cool

[@zdradzieckipiese803]

Poor koifish has a Hæsteinn relapse again

[@dr0g_Oakblood]

0:29 - hmmmst, could that be a Schism united as Anglican? Oof.

[@caniblmolstr452]

I first Varangian Adventure Essex then form England then conquer Normandy

[@bergat0llet119]

when will we see vikings vampires (World of Darkness Mod)

[@jackmears8017]

Shhhit no wonder Haesteinn is so OP, he’s walking round with a 1911

[@tomekczapnik1224]

2024 has officialy begun now

[@avenpreston2001]

dude was actually pretty badass irl going all the way to north africa and sacking Mosques

[@zn-4464]

How do you make the game go that fast?

[@thoraxe9626]

Im not Even able do to half of this shit in 500 years 😭😭😭

[@fishnut3289]

Any achievement where i can start as Haesteinn i do, got the Hindi holy sites one, got the Islamic Russia. Just had to do it

[@lost6516]

Becoming catholic after taking a bunch of catholic land, and then using that power to conquer norse land is the most viking thing you can do

[@ANGLO-BRYTHONIC96]

Based 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@DemianX6x6x6X]

God Emperor Haesteinn protects

[@halilbaranagbaba2342]

Episode VI Return of Haestein

[@thelemonofgaming6303]

Alright Koifish, I'll do a Haesteinn run just please let my family go!