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blair walnuts

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@persephonesodapop9103
@persephonesodapop9103 3 ай бұрын
92 months is 7 years and 8 months old for anyone wondering who doesn’t wanna do the math. I got you👍
@gardeninginthedesert
@gardeninginthedesert 3 ай бұрын
Thank you. You saved my sanity. ❤
@tanyashipman4007
@tanyashipman4007 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 thank you!!
@michelegray5970
@michelegray5970 3 ай бұрын
Lol thank you😂
@chinitamar7430
@chinitamar7430 3 ай бұрын
The kid is not a toddler 😅😂
@pinnacle1717
@pinnacle1717 3 ай бұрын
Who calls their nearly 8 year old brat 92 months old? 😂
@mamobee
@mamobee 3 ай бұрын
"I don't use the grocery store" "our grocery store bill was $92" 😂😂😂
@PugLover9955
@PugLover9955 3 ай бұрын
@aggiev8561
@aggiev8561 3 ай бұрын
Better yet, for one day of food.. lol
@TheOgBob
@TheOgBob 3 ай бұрын
That’s what I was gonna say
@kerimebozaoglu9283
@kerimebozaoglu9283 3 ай бұрын
I literally came to write the same thing.
@TheTimTamzProject
@TheTimTamzProject 3 ай бұрын
She said groceries for today, not the trip to the grocery store. Since she's so extra, she is getting everything from markets and farms
@TheBayouBabe
@TheBayouBabe 3 ай бұрын
Well, when my husband wants chicken, I raise a baby chick until it's big enough to eat. Go out and butcher it myself, including plucking the feathers ect. Then I season it and fry it myself. He does have to ask several months in advance but it's made from scratch, with love and an apron! Making burgers takes alot longer though.😅😂😂
@deliciaford4343
@deliciaford4343 2 ай бұрын
FUNNY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SilverSparkles22
@SilverSparkles22 2 ай бұрын
Amateur 😂
@Yautjakshai
@Yautjakshai 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@one-stopgodshop2171
@one-stopgodshop2171 2 ай бұрын
My great grandma used to cut off a duck's head for duck blood soup - it's Polish. Yuck, right?
@storyof4twins815
@storyof4twins815 2 ай бұрын
Same girl, same lol 😂 edit to say I'm fr fr though lol. Got aeroponic/hydroponic tower gardens, mushroom logs, farm animals, and bees coming soon ^-^
@devinl8487
@devinl8487 2 ай бұрын
"My friends Lexapro & Adderall" took me tf out😂😂😂
@tonistark4169
@tonistark4169 Ай бұрын
What a way to promote substance abuse and what a way to say it - “help from my friends”…..like every housewife looks to her to make it through the day with “her friends”. 🙄
@mireli16
@mireli16 Ай бұрын
⁠@@tonistark4169 STFU Lexapro is a prescription antidepressant and anxiolytic medication. It literally saved my life. Your ignorance is showing.
@destinationawaken
@destinationawaken Ай бұрын
Sameee hahahaahahs
@gwen08gard
@gwen08gard Ай бұрын
@@destinationawakenthat was hilarious Idc that took me out too!😂
@evoluna3056
@evoluna3056 Ай бұрын
Where are my friends? 😭😢
@wendyg.2664
@wendyg.2664 4 ай бұрын
"92 month old toddler!" Love it, Blair!! 🤣🤣🤣
@biancawilliams2995
@biancawilliams2995 3 ай бұрын
That got me too 😂😂😂
@pilluslayer6967
@pilluslayer6967 3 ай бұрын
so.... seven and a half yo...
@12times21
@12times21 3 ай бұрын
Yeah I started counting 😂
@KaiKailuv
@KaiKailuv 3 ай бұрын
@@neptune_XDit’s 7 💀
@Urbanfarmgirl_Kaija
@Urbanfarmgirl_Kaija 3 ай бұрын
Calculator
@Jolllyranchers
@Jolllyranchers 3 ай бұрын
"I don't use the grocery store because I'm better than you." Best explanation ever
@Nastasyashanti
@Nastasyashanti 3 ай бұрын
Then goes to whole foods and some Amish market religiously
@lobiqpidol818
@lobiqpidol818 3 ай бұрын
The fact that statement resonates means you were thinking it too though.
@marig3784
@marig3784 3 ай бұрын
@@lobiqpidol818huh?
@Author_SoftwareDesigner
@Author_SoftwareDesigner 3 ай бұрын
@@lobiqpidol818😂😂😂😂😂
@MrEvldreamr
@MrEvldreamr 3 ай бұрын
@@lobiqpidol818 nah ita bc of other TikToks where women brag about that
@commentsforthealgorithm
@commentsforthealgorithm 2 ай бұрын
I was chuckling the entire time. This is one of my favorite housewife videos you have done 😂 “My friends adderall and lexapro”, “because I’m better than you”, “put on my finest ball gown to make granola”, “he got got back from his 3rd job--I told him to get another job”
@mstwelvedeadlycyns
@mstwelvedeadlycyns 2 ай бұрын
Ah yes Lexapro
@AshleyJohnson-er8os
@AshleyJohnson-er8os 2 ай бұрын
She aint lyin about those Addys tho. 😅
@amyjeanbelk7561
@amyjeanbelk7561 2 ай бұрын
"I get a little help from my friends"😂
@shark_kisses5153
@shark_kisses5153 2 ай бұрын
Heyyyy me too!
@TomikaKelly
@TomikaKelly 2 ай бұрын
As someone who takes both of those, this is hilarious.
@shafiqahellmy7371
@shafiqahellmy7371 3 ай бұрын
She roasted so many youtuber channel in just one video😂
@slavicaprodanova3225
@slavicaprodanova3225 3 ай бұрын
Question is who will roast her fake everything 😭🤮
@friendly.little.monster
@friendly.little.monster 3 ай бұрын
Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
@MICCZECH
@MICCZECH 3 ай бұрын
And if anyone gets offended, they'll just be calling her too hot & thinking it's an insult. It's parody perfection really 👌
@gothcsm
@gothcsm 3 ай бұрын
@@slavicaprodanova3225 girl shut up you’re just jealous cause she’s better looking than you LMAO
@TaylorAmelia
@TaylorAmelia 3 ай бұрын
Nara smith comes to mind haha
@hobag11
@hobag11 3 ай бұрын
“After my husband came home from his 3rd job” lmao😂😂😂
@richardpenn3659
@richardpenn3659 3 ай бұрын
There's a joke there, but it might summon the ban hammer
@jpsailorallaboardmatey461
@jpsailorallaboardmatey461 3 ай бұрын
Haha then suggested he get another one 🤣
@szymonpiotrowski5335
@szymonpiotrowski5335 3 ай бұрын
House look like 3 shift blue-collar worker can afford?
@szymonpiotrowski5335
@szymonpiotrowski5335 3 ай бұрын
8x3 24 theare is 24 hours in day hi is online in house on wacations bet she want to go on ,,real '' wacation with him😅
@szymonpiotrowski5335
@szymonpiotrowski5335 3 ай бұрын
Women and emotional logic
@killerkitchen2534
@killerkitchen2534 2 ай бұрын
He finally learned how to eat chicken wings, so I am proud of him 😂😂😂
@a.b.creator
@a.b.creator 2 ай бұрын
As a lover of sarcasm, i admire both you and deadpool 🙌🏼
@hs5167
@hs5167 3 ай бұрын
I was a stay at home mom for 20+ years and you roasting the KZbin “stay at home mom’s” who put out B.S. content like this made my day.
@gaiabeleza
@gaiabeleza 3 ай бұрын
oh thank you for telling me this was a roast, I was horrified!!!!
@williamvega6190
@williamvega6190 3 ай бұрын
Why she look like she has caveman feet! 😂
@justtubingby129
@justtubingby129 3 ай бұрын
mom's?
@since1876
@since1876 3 ай бұрын
I thought she might be real for about 3 seconds and then I realized very quickly that she's just making fun of the typical California KZbin moms 😂 That 92 month old joke hit hard though, it's barely an exaggeration of what I've actually heard people say about their kid's age lmao Once a kid hits 3 months, you're done with the weeks bullshit.
@Wahinies
@Wahinies 3 ай бұрын
You literally made my day with this video and explaining it for my tired from work brain
@lilmorsecody
@lilmorsecody 4 ай бұрын
you are the effing queen of satire
@Gravitation3Beatles3
@Gravitation3Beatles3 4 ай бұрын
so true
@Lunayami123
@Lunayami123 3 ай бұрын
May i know what is "satire"
@sorority5018
@sorority5018 3 ай бұрын
​@Lunayami123 it means a well played out skit/scene to mock/joke on a topic
@Siliphx
@Siliphx 3 ай бұрын
Nah Haley’s the queen she’s the retired queen-the queens mother :)
@Griffin050A1t
@Griffin050A1t 3 ай бұрын
This is definitely true. I couldn’t tell for a second there lol
@donnajenkins7862
@donnajenkins7862 2 ай бұрын
From the “My 92 month old toddler…” I knew this video would not disappoint! 😂
@resellerlife7424
@resellerlife7424 3 ай бұрын
😂 I was just about to swipe until the first jab and then I was like, “wait this might be comedy?” Lol was not disappointed, great job! Hilarious 😂
@lexiwilder7295
@lexiwilder7295 3 ай бұрын
“I took my other anger out on my herbs” 🤣🤣 I have main anger and other anger too sometimes 🤣🤣
@keptthekisses
@keptthekisses 3 ай бұрын
Such a good line and very real lol 😂
@silverhoney6969
@silverhoney6969 3 ай бұрын
The only line that was truly relatable
@TempleoftheSon
@TempleoftheSon 3 ай бұрын
Com'on bro, we all know you have to take your other anger out on the herbs at least once every day.
@SwayzeOnYa12
@SwayzeOnYa12 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@obianujuchris579
@obianujuchris579 3 ай бұрын
Love how she goes straight for it with, "...I'm better than you"
@FirstLast-um3zp
@FirstLast-um3zp 3 ай бұрын
Except for that foot strugglin' to keep that 6th toe in.
@AndrewLemmings1998
@AndrewLemmings1998 3 ай бұрын
“I’m better than you” “help from my friends, lexapro and adderall” 😂😂😂
@cherylcarlson3315
@cherylcarlson3315 3 ай бұрын
Made me laugh several times. I fed 3people on $35/wk. Back then made cheese and milked goats,had hens, homeschooled and worked in nursing. Originated messy bun. Never worried about makeup. Life is for loving, laughing and buying stuff on markdowns
@pageandink
@pageandink 2 ай бұрын
Girl you hit it ❤ ✊🏾
@silverlow
@silverlow Ай бұрын
She is right on with this sarcasm. No stay at home wife and mother have time for fancy dress unless she wants to ruin it. None of the women in my family dress that way maybe a dress for church or special occasions.
@mikayla28682
@mikayla28682 3 ай бұрын
“Ok I love this world” was the cherry on top🤣🤣
@PugLover9955
@PugLover9955 3 ай бұрын
🍒 🤣
@-me-myself-and-I
@-me-myself-and-I 3 ай бұрын
For sure...❤
@thebusinesswoman23
@thebusinesswoman23 3 ай бұрын
As a mom of 4 boys and a big baby husband, thank you for this. The ridiculously unrealistic homemaker sahm content is insane lately.
@JadaRavenellMakeup
@JadaRavenellMakeup 3 ай бұрын
I mean I agree (not a sahm more like stay at home girlfriend 😂) but that’s what makes it so popular how unrealistic it is for the normal mom/dad. I just like admiring someone else putting in hard work I know I would never do
@Cookeshwari
@Cookeshwari 3 ай бұрын
Big baby husband😂mine is same too
@babusof
@babusof 3 ай бұрын
“big baby husband” embarrassing you women lack self respect
@kimmiewise1044
@kimmiewise1044 3 ай бұрын
I bet he loves being called a big baby while he pays for everything you do and use and doesn't get nearly the same amount of time with the kids... Learn to be greatful instead of bitter and maybe tjose videos wouldn't seem unrealistic and would actually be attainable when you realize you have that life amazing but make it ten time worse with your bad attitude.
@herelieskittythomas3726
@herelieskittythomas3726 3 ай бұрын
Get your husband fixed and slip him some male hormones in his yogurt in the morning. Thank me later.
@paulaw418
@paulaw418 3 ай бұрын
I love the influencer roasting!! 😂
@leah__gail
@leah__gail 2 ай бұрын
“I get a little help from my friends, Lexapro and Adderall.” 😂😂 Subscribed!
@d1gitalsonder
@d1gitalsonder 3 ай бұрын
“the government said if we think it’s too much just eat cereal”😭😭
@cocoanerd17.-.
@cocoanerd17.-. 3 ай бұрын
​@@TravisTellsTruthsGeez man you're as bad as woke people. Everything is probably political for you, huh? I want you to know, it's just you. No one else gives a damn. This relates to neither the video or their comment. Quit being a loony goober.
@SaneeXD
@SaneeXD 3 ай бұрын
As someone who gets $23 in food stamps a month despite being on disability, accurate
@SaneeXD
@SaneeXD 3 ай бұрын
@@TravisTellsTruthsyou sure are mean for someone who follows God and wants to promote good
@jacobwatson3781
@jacobwatson3781 3 ай бұрын
The government didn't say that, it was a private cereal CEO who said that. Its sad you think private compaines actually care about citizens.
@starletnight2849
@starletnight2849 3 ай бұрын
It’s giving “if they can’t afford bread, let them eat cake”
@Fae_08
@Fae_08 3 ай бұрын
"I don't buy from the grocery store" "The groceries cost 92$"
@bettyberova4131
@bettyberova4131 3 ай бұрын
First its satire. Also it still makes sense- 😊you can get groceries from independent markets, butcher shops, farmers etc that are not indeed chain grocery stores. She didn’t say groceries from the grocery store.
@jessicajaynenc1202
@jessicajaynenc1202 Ай бұрын
I honestly thought it was a jab at the TikTok influencers who claim one thing and then are easily contradicted by anyone who actually takes the time to investigate their posts 😂
@jesshallock5346
@jesshallock5346 2 ай бұрын
The drooping flower on the first dress, I can’t 😂😂😂
@kabobmeinhaddi5591
@kabobmeinhaddi5591 3 ай бұрын
Is no one going to bring up the fact that she is easy on the eyes? And a great sense of humor to boot!!! Nicely done. 👏
@almah9703
@almah9703 3 ай бұрын
Hahahha this is excellent “I put my ball gown and did my hair and makeup” before starting to cook 😂😂😂😂❤️
@bernadettedevereaux8694
@bernadettedevereaux8694 3 ай бұрын
Does the word ‘apron’ mean anything to Ms. Ballgown?
@saintejeannedarc9460
@saintejeannedarc9460 2 ай бұрын
@@bernadettedevereaux8694 It's satire. She don't need no stinking apron in make believe la la land, where no one real lives like this.
@thatAncientArtist
@thatAncientArtist 4 ай бұрын
The sarcasm/truism harmony 😂❤️‍🔥🙌🏾 I love this!!
@tatevs6597
@tatevs6597 2 ай бұрын
I adore your sense of humor you’re so funny and anytime I see one of your satirical videos I crack up every single time 😂😂😂😂😂 “But I do get a little help from my friends, Lexapro and Aderall” I’ll definitely be stealing this quote I cracked up at this 😂😂😂
@alexibarra192
@alexibarra192 3 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant. I was wheezing/laughing thru this.😂😂😂
@eringray4672
@eringray4672 3 ай бұрын
The Adderall line really got me!! 😂
@krazyoldkatlady192
@krazyoldkatlady192 3 ай бұрын
Mother’s little help 2024 edition. 😂
@monicacannamiss9631
@monicacannamiss9631 3 ай бұрын
Same 🤣
@DAdeuceeight
@DAdeuceeight 3 ай бұрын
Don't forget the Lexapro 😅
@Lock484
@Lock484 3 ай бұрын
Now do another line and it'll really get you 👀🤪😂😂
@RCH369
@RCH369 3 ай бұрын
And Lexapro. She says sooo much about what has been perpetrated against us by a government that considers Americans it's enemies. I know she was roasting some yt influenced but damn, she did way more than that. She called it how it actually is, despite the comedy.
@hermosohouse349
@hermosohouse349 3 ай бұрын
This is the type of enlightened satirical comedy this corrupt world needs right now!! Bravo!!!
@xoxolorae
@xoxolorae 3 ай бұрын
I just love her sense of humor so much
@princesskrey4200
@princesskrey4200 2 ай бұрын
You make this world so much better🫶🏼🌹💋🌹!!
@Heirllionaire
@Heirllionaire 3 ай бұрын
Wow. Did not expect that level of sense of humor. I actually laughed an honest to God laugh. Well done
@ErinThePsychicWitch
@ErinThePsychicWitch 4 ай бұрын
“My other anger” 😂😂😂😂
@patriciacrowe-mb3dw
@patriciacrowe-mb3dw 3 ай бұрын
Really sad. I'm sorry honey.
@TravisTellsTruths
@TravisTellsTruths 3 ай бұрын
Sick
@rachelleighanne4381
@rachelleighanne4381 2 ай бұрын
Laughing bc I’ve seen the videos you’re making fun of and this is spot on 😂
@Sinvention
@Sinvention 2 ай бұрын
As someone who also gets a little help from their friends, namely Zoloft and Wellbutrin, i feel this 😂
@shanware2
@shanware2 2 ай бұрын
Oh u know Wellbutrin too? my friend celexa hangs out with him too 😂
@Sinvention
@Sinvention 2 ай бұрын
@shanware2 Oh yes most definitely! We are best of friends haha! 😜
@MysteriMustacheToast
@MysteriMustacheToast Ай бұрын
Wellbutrin gang let’s go
@user-sr2xx7zt3d
@user-sr2xx7zt3d 3 ай бұрын
Your kid is hungry and you get ready 😂 love the sarcastic touch 😮
@SR77736
@SR77736 3 ай бұрын
I love the humor in this. These self righteous SAHMs who look down on others need to be made fun of. Keyword is those who look down on others, not SAHMs in general before y'all get offended.
@SamanthaRakell
@SamanthaRakell 2 ай бұрын
Wait what’s a sahms?
@AshleyHewitt-un3fx
@AshleyHewitt-un3fx 18 күн бұрын
Omg 😂😂 yes girl!! 🙌🏼 😍I love your sense of humor! We need to be best friends! “92 month old baby!” 😂
@tierraaiza
@tierraaiza 2 ай бұрын
She had me Ctfu just now 😂 I love humor like this, it’s relaxing 😌
@Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living
@Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living 3 ай бұрын
Oh my goodness your parody of the “tradwives” is brutally hilarious (and spot-on)! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@DominantBtch
@DominantBtch 3 ай бұрын
It's nto tradwives it's naara Smith and she a model.
@Drawflip122
@Drawflip122 3 ай бұрын
Stop being jealous of people it doesn’t look good on women specially feminists cuz it destroys your argument of we want women to be able to choose
@MrEvldreamr
@MrEvldreamr 3 ай бұрын
@@Drawflip122 relaaaaax. Its making funnof the betty crocker ahit. Not stay at homes irl. Hell, im a sahm and even i hate how some channels will show sahm life like its the 50s. I hate how they have 7 million kids yet they live in a massive CLEAN house that i know for a FACT nanny cleans for her. If you have children under 5 there aint no way yoyr house is that clean. Trust. And the larger the house the more the mom wants to end her life. Its satire just calm down. I enjoy the tradwife aesthetic but lets be real thats ALL it is
@Drawflip122
@Drawflip122 3 ай бұрын
@@MrEvldreamr who cares that my point to hate on them are you that desperate to hate on people it’s kinda of weird there channel doesn’t have to be relatable in any way and it is showing hoe jealous people are it’s ok to be jealous but don’t hate just cuz your jealous
@jessicawilson1751
@jessicawilson1751 3 ай бұрын
​@Drawflip122 look at Lauren Southen (queen of the trad wives) who recently came out about her horrors of being a trad wife where her husband is abusive and she hates her life? I have no sympathy for her when she has constantly promoted said lifestyle and regularly hates on feminism.
@kenny995
@kenny995 3 ай бұрын
Mom I'm hungry You'll have to wait a few hours for your very simple snack my big boy ❤
@minimaladjacent
@minimaladjacent 3 ай бұрын
exactly if a toddler 5 mins is forever they aren't going to wait for anything... 8 yr old isn't going to wait hrs for a meal either.
@lydiaanderson2064
@lydiaanderson2064 2 ай бұрын
Girl the way I instantly subscribed 😂🙌🏽 Your humor is top tier & all the food looks great!
@ukraineisthecapitaloffreed3886
@ukraineisthecapitaloffreed3886 27 күн бұрын
That's better and more true than original ❤❤❤ you are the best 👌
@user-jy1mu7lv1u
@user-jy1mu7lv1u 4 ай бұрын
Her “friends” lexapro & adderal ! 😂
@SuperJordan105
@SuperJordan105 4 ай бұрын
I’ve got the same friends. 😂 Wellbutrin and adderall.
@JaslineXD
@JaslineXD 4 ай бұрын
Mine are Zoloft and Wellbutrin
@suziegusti291
@suziegusti291 4 ай бұрын
Prozac n addy!
@nedalisa9469
@nedalisa9469 3 ай бұрын
​@@SuperJordan105Girl same 😆
@RoundSwan
@RoundSwan 3 ай бұрын
My besties ❤ they don’t get me to this level unfortunately, but help keep me at an acceptable level of shiz-show. No idea how the Pinterest mums do it tbh.
@sydnotvicious.
@sydnotvicious. 3 ай бұрын
I love knowing who you’re mocking, it makes this soo much better 🤣😅
@007stopjockin
@007stopjockin 3 ай бұрын
Hi, who is she mocking? This is new to me. Thanks in advance. 007
@weesaby774
@weesaby774 3 ай бұрын
@@007stopjockin Nara Aziza, Lucky Blue Smith’s wife
@007stopjockin
@007stopjockin 3 ай бұрын
@@weesaby774 Hi! Thank you! I will check her out LoL 007
@bettym1150
@bettym1150 3 ай бұрын
Who is it she's making fun of? I'm bored and I want a laugh to see the source material.
@hippie_pixie420
@hippie_pixie420 2 ай бұрын
I don't know why she's making fun of her for bring a happy stay at home mother who's husband loves her and worships the ground she walks on. Also Nara doesn't act like this the woman in the video just projecting how it makes her feel.
@imcool.466
@imcool.466 Ай бұрын
whys everyone hating on Nara smith. She did not do anything to you guys and you guys just keep hating on her. She doesn’t always make everything from scratch, she’s stated before that she sometimes buys stuff from the grocery store. Making stuff from scratch does not make her a better mom than anyone else, and she obviously does not believe that she’s a better mom than anyone. Stop hating and being jealous .
@padmaprasad5496
@padmaprasad5496 2 ай бұрын
GIRL, YOU LOOK MARVELOUS!
@atchomama123
@atchomama123 3 ай бұрын
As a mom I find this so hilarious and accurate! Those moms are so stinkin fake. Yeah those ladies hire help and we all know it
@sandravasquez7628
@sandravasquez7628 3 ай бұрын
YES they DO!!!! You NAILED it! Otherwise where are the alleged children of this SAHMs while they are making this elaborate meals AND recording it in their spotless kitchens? I know my children would NEVER allow me to record a whole 30 minute video without yelling around or appearing on screen asking "is it done yet i'm hungry?" Hell they are not even toddlers but big kids now and they STILL feel the urge to knock on the bathroom door everytime I go to the toillet even for TWO minutes because they have "something REALLY urgent to tell me" 😂😂😂😂😂
@user-dm2tv3sr3o
@user-dm2tv3sr3o 3 ай бұрын
I make everything from scratch and am a sahm… we are not rich by any means (we’re also not dirt poor) we can’t afford to hire help lmao. My kid sits at the counter and learns while I cook and they enjoy it. Honestly this video just reeks of insecurity. If YOU think those women are better than you for what they can accomplish, just say that.
@TradHomemaker
@TradHomemaker 3 ай бұрын
​@user-dm2tv3sr3o I'm a housewife with no kids yet due to infertility. I keep up my house and babysit kids from church almost daily as well as teaching classes in the homeschooling collective my church hosts. Definitely not rich, but we budget and manage well. It's not as impossible as everyone seems to think it is. And my husband certainly isn't some helpless toddler. He's a hard-working man who provides for me, and I provide for him.
@KhaosChilde97
@KhaosChilde97 3 ай бұрын
@@user-dm2tv3sr3o but is everything so esthetic ALL the time in your home? There is no way you can keep the entire house spotless with everything in its place with a kid. Unless you have endless energy and need no time for yourself of course. Also, their kitchens look like they barely see use. Who cooks every day, 3 (maybe 2, maybe more) meals a day and has a spotless kitchen while having to do housework (that includes having to go shopping for necessities and grocery while lugging around a toddler or 2) AND looking after a kid (maybe multiple) who doesnt leave the house regularly for school yet?
@omnisexualidiot3750
@omnisexualidiot3750 3 ай бұрын
@@KhaosChilde97it’s aesthetic because it’s for a video. And yea, their rich, they probably have cleaning ladies. Doesn’t mean they can’t enjoy cooking and taking care of their kids. Like goddamn can y’all just chill and let people live? If their lives early bother you that much then keep it moving.
@crasshag
@crasshag 3 ай бұрын
I actually make my husband’s food from scratch, but then he is so easy to please, and I have at least 95% of groceries delivered to the house, so that makes it doable. He is sooo handsome (76 yrs old), and a great kisser. Think I will keep cooking for him.
@Nastasyashanti
@Nastasyashanti 3 ай бұрын
If he’s 76 y o and a great kisser he should drop his oral hygiene routine most people have smelly breath at this age I can feel meters away can’t even imagine to kiss them 😮
@tinycatfromhell
@tinycatfromhell 3 ай бұрын
EW
@Lumosnight
@Lumosnight 3 ай бұрын
Make sure you cook him his favorite high fat food… then you’ll be a rich widow too!
@Jackbarrany
@Jackbarrany 3 ай бұрын
What the hell is wrong with you commenters? To be clear, not the original poster, the comments.
@jeryncambrah
@jeryncambrah 3 ай бұрын
this comment is so sweet! i'm sorry people decided to comment back such weird things to you. i for one appreciate hearing that you still love and enjoy your husband!!
@magicprincesslive
@magicprincesslive 2 ай бұрын
Omg this made my day! Hilarious! 🤣🤣
@crystalpixley1680
@crystalpixley1680 2 ай бұрын
“But he finally learned how to eat chicken wings,” TOOK ME OUT 😂
@awaitingSaint777
@awaitingSaint777 4 ай бұрын
They really did tell us to eat cereal a la Marie Antoinette. Did you see the interview with Kellogg's CEO? maniacs. Is that your man?! 😂❤
@Transwithhands
@Transwithhands 3 ай бұрын
Fr. When she said cake, it was a mis translation, and she actually meant bread. So technically, you're right 😂
@user-vj1sv6sd6x
@user-vj1sv6sd6x 3 ай бұрын
So when can we do to the CEO what they did to Marie?
@Ashtarot77
@Ashtarot77 3 ай бұрын
@@Transwithhands In France they have a sweet bread called Brioche which is a bit like cake. So she could have well meant that.
@quin7117
@quin7117 3 ай бұрын
Really?
@honeyartstudios
@honeyartstudios 3 ай бұрын
@@quin7117kellogg’s CEO really said “eat cereal for dinner”
@triumphantpeanut5726
@triumphantpeanut5726 4 ай бұрын
You’re not wife material. Wheres the 6 inch heels and swollen feet???! 😂😂😂 I swear these kids have to be absolutely starving by the time their 4pm breakfast is ready
@blakewalker94
@blakewalker94 2 ай бұрын
This is funny. Thank you for the chuckle.
@guilty8565
@guilty8565 2 ай бұрын
I love this short. Made my day
@Kamiyu97
@Kamiyu97 3 ай бұрын
That's funny and a good parody of what used to actually be expected from housewives 70 years ago (not anymore, right?)... And they would drink a lot, too, no wonder!
@Mara_1337
@Mara_1337 2 ай бұрын
I think it's a parody of those put up "I am a housewife" channels/personas where clearly everything is too good to be true. But now that you mention it, it IS exactly those old stereotypes/expectations. But in the glamorous world of social media influencers, some women actually pretend to live like that, to cater towards actual house wives with their "tips"
@KG-VanityInKnickers
@KG-VanityInKnickers 2 ай бұрын
And Valium was the drug of choice prescribed back then for them.
@krystynaoldakovska2233
@krystynaoldakovska2233 2 ай бұрын
Good parody of a recent trend "tradwife"
@13lilsykos
@13lilsykos 4 ай бұрын
I love the stirring with a knife. That's been me so many times because I'm also the one who does the dishes.
@Worminthedirt
@Worminthedirt 4 ай бұрын
I just did this tonight 😅
@autismworldtravel
@autismworldtravel 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@FrancessLevi
@FrancessLevi 3 ай бұрын
For real. I'd fry stuff in the same tablespoon if I could 😂😂😅
@stephaniefoster1964
@stephaniefoster1964 3 ай бұрын
Ikr _ minimize...!👏🏾👊🏾
@marenight33
@marenight33 Ай бұрын
“I took my other anger out on my herbs” I’m rolling omg stop lmaooo
@JimmyCrackorn
@JimmyCrackorn 3 ай бұрын
The levels to this! OMG 😂😂😂😂😂 Peak comic sarcasm! A lot of feelings are going to be hurt by this one 😂
@Mirabilisjalapa0102
@Mirabilisjalapa0102 4 ай бұрын
Your mind is so damn beautiful. It is deeply healing that even someone who could live without worries can be conscious of some problematic conditions of society. I wish you all the best. You made my day once again 😊
@sarahwales6276
@sarahwales6276 4 ай бұрын
Wow... you've got to stop needing that from other people.
@suzs3770
@suzs3770 4 ай бұрын
@sarahwales6276 Needing what from other people??
@sarahwales6276
@sarahwales6276 4 ай бұрын
@@suzs3770 Read the comment I responded to...
@AnonymousPerson-hw7js
@AnonymousPerson-hw7js 4 ай бұрын
This is such a sweet compliment 😩❤
@hadesisbaby
@hadesisbaby 3 ай бұрын
@@sarahwales6276and you’ve got to start worrying about yourself bcuz nothing that they said is harmful to anyone. try talking to a therapist instead of coming online just to talk down to people
@shandelchallice4598
@shandelchallice4598 4 ай бұрын
"I love this world" 😂😂😂 this is hilarious
@nightmaresandbutterflies1058
@nightmaresandbutterflies1058 2 ай бұрын
Passive Aggressive at its finest💞love it😂
@newworldlord643
@newworldlord643 2 ай бұрын
WHO IS THIS😂😂😂😂😂 OOOOMMGGGGGG WE ARE BESTIES😂😂😂 girlllll byyeeee lmaoooo the roasting is A1
@Jilly_mr
@Jilly_mr 4 ай бұрын
Blair, I fucking love you lmfao. This is hilarious! 💯 the best satire!
@h00Lia
@h00Lia 3 ай бұрын
i wasn't emotionally prepared for that to end on such a thought-provoking note. u da best
@qitae
@qitae 2 ай бұрын
You are legit a good cook
@chicagosusieq8548
@chicagosusieq8548 2 ай бұрын
One of my favorite videos on the entire internet!🤣😂🤣😂Hits home on soooo many levels for me!😘🥰
@kittyking5375
@kittyking5375 4 ай бұрын
You did good!😅 but the government forgot to tell you eat cereal dry. Cause milk is expensive too😂😂😂
@Rolandeld1999
@Rolandeld1999 3 ай бұрын
No they want you buying that milk. The government has to buy surplus milk. Thats why Americans eat an insane amount of dairy
@dianad3080
@dianad3080 3 ай бұрын
​@@Rolandeld1999 That explains the constipated look many people have on their videos. 😂
@AnnaM4rieMillerLite
@AnnaM4rieMillerLite 3 ай бұрын
im better than you sounded like you started and werent 100% sure where you were going, thats authentic humor 🤣
@linotte_
@linotte_ 27 күн бұрын
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the stage… Alexa Pro and Addie Raul 👏👏👏
@oyonan
@oyonan 3 ай бұрын
Wonderful parody, I love it! Instant follow!
@victoriamyst4742
@victoriamyst4742 3 ай бұрын
😂😂 such a transparent portrayal of modern bourgeoisie world & life:)
@proper.role.model.819
@proper.role.model.819 3 ай бұрын
Love that youre calling these people out.
@EdalynClawthorn-ut5wh
@EdalynClawthorn-ut5wh Ай бұрын
LOL! Best satire ever!😂😂😂
@emilyb77HeIsAble
@emilyb77HeIsAble 2 ай бұрын
I think I’m gonna have to follow u after this lol.. 😂laugh @ line 1 by voice makeup & the lines.. way ta really show what real life is LOL. :)
@JessicaBurgess-yk4wh
@JessicaBurgess-yk4wh 3 ай бұрын
I had a really crappy day and I came across your shorts and at first I thought it was serious but realized quickly it’s all for fun… I have been dying laughing ever since. Thanks for turning my day around!
@cheryljohnson6448
@cheryljohnson6448 4 ай бұрын
Not "my 92 mo old toddler" I can't with you😂😂
@canteriggle6525
@canteriggle6525 2 ай бұрын
"Because I'm better than you." The HONESTY 😂😂 💀
@thisgirlchris
@thisgirlchris 2 ай бұрын
I love your embellishments in this satire performance! Chef's kiss 😋 This is a PSA for those who don't know how to look for satire😊
@Mariam.me_
@Mariam.me_ 3 ай бұрын
Pure satire. Loving it😂❤️
@RuffiRaggaMuff
@RuffiRaggaMuff 3 ай бұрын
I love stay at home moms. My mom didn’t work and everyday I came home my mom was there 😢 In the kitchen making food. She didn’t wear a ball gown but now I miss my mom!
@IcedCoffeeCrush
@IcedCoffeeCrush 3 ай бұрын
I’m glad someone on KZbin appreciates stay at home moms. I was one for 33 years. My sons loved and appreciated that I was home for them, they still say it to this day. Not all women end up unhappy and broke, I certainly didn’t. My husband and I are still enjoying our lives together, being grandparents now and traveling. Take care 😊
@RuffiRaggaMuff
@RuffiRaggaMuff 3 ай бұрын
@@IcedCoffeeCrush we ate dinner as a family every night and I never came home to a messy or empty home. Kids feel safe when mom is home! God bless you and your family 💕
@nds.gdspts
@nds.gdspts 3 ай бұрын
​@@IcedCoffeeCrush I'm really happy for you. Many women don't survive that life. Most men are abusers and will use having all the financial power in the relationship to destroy their wives mentally, socially, and physically. I've seen many horrors. Hope someday the mothers' work gets rewarded their value, as there is no profession more demanding and needed for the society survival. But until then: women, please NEVER EVER depend on a man. Stay safe.
@MommyMoniquex5
@MommyMoniquex5 3 ай бұрын
Stay at home moms are great. Ones that pretend to be what this YT star is making fun of? That’s just pretty unrealistic imo lol. That’s what makes this funny. Regular SAHMs though? They’re great!
@ava4689
@ava4689 3 ай бұрын
My mom was a stay at home mom too. It had its ups and downs. She didnt seem happy. Let me rephrase. She wasn’t happy. I dont think being a stay at home mom was her problem, but I was too young to tell quite what it was. Other than marital strife. Childhood would have been smoother with less war and adultery haha. Oof sorry to brain dump. Stay at home moms are indeed cool, and I wanna be one.
@YDdraigGoch1
@YDdraigGoch1 2 ай бұрын
I love the satire! 😆👏💖
@LianeAlbertNC
@LianeAlbertNC 2 ай бұрын
LOL!! I have never seen your videos before but this video alone is worth subscribing!! 😂😂😂😂💕💕💕💕
@jennifersherman7945
@jennifersherman7945 3 ай бұрын
This made me laugh out loud. This is so perfect for how things are. Keep it up.
@Kindnessisnotweakness
@Kindnessisnotweakness 3 ай бұрын
I can't stop watching this and laughing. As a mom of preteens now I don't envy what the younger moms have to deal with in social media. You are a genius 😂😂 thank you. I needed this!
@WildWinterberry
@WildWinterberry 2 ай бұрын
The voice is everything 😂
@Jess-jt4zf
@Jess-jt4zf 2 ай бұрын
As a person who doesn't exist I find this very relatable 👍
@Bbhehe
@Bbhehe 3 ай бұрын
Love that you're jumping on this. I have a handful of people I watch who do the same skit and it tickles me each time
@SurlyMiss
@SurlyMiss 3 ай бұрын
Have a budget of $190 a month for food and it’s been a huge struggle. Still have a week left to get through. It can be incredibly stressful. As an added bonus I got something called Bell’s palsy last week from stress and half my face is now paralyzed. Gotta fukin love life. One day at a time I guess! Love your videos you crack me up ❤
@l-_-ls
@l-_-ls 3 ай бұрын
Half your grocery bill in her “one day” food video. I hope you’re still able to eat healthy. Rice porridge with sliced fish and green scallions can be a very filling and cost effective meal. Best wishes for your health and happiness.
@YamaraLoves
@YamaraLoves 3 ай бұрын
5lb bag of rice, canned beans, frozen veggies, big box of oatmeal or grits, and if I ate meat, I would go to the butcher/ meat house buy 10lb of chicken. Have the butcher chop it up very small. I promise it's enough for the whole month. Ask family and friends to donate.
@D_McGeezacks
@D_McGeezacks 3 ай бұрын
​@YamaraLoves Also bananas. Cheap superfood can't go wrong and you can make a delicious ice cream by just freezing and mixing them
@jaradaniels9289
@jaradaniels9289 2 ай бұрын
She's too funny. Also gorgeous
@unitedhybrid187
@unitedhybrid187 3 ай бұрын
This video caught me off guard. Thanks for the laugh!
@mirofeya
@mirofeya 4 ай бұрын
Satire, but she is a real cook and food looks amazing!
@blackharvest13
@blackharvest13 3 ай бұрын
Xpt the last part wasn’t satire it’s just so insane that it sounds like it is. The Kelloggceo said they should eat cereal if they’re broke
@gothcsm
@gothcsm 3 ай бұрын
Some people in these comments can’t take a joke and it shows 😭 We should be allowed to poke a little fun at someone who makes their children wait (possibly) hours to eat just because they want to make things from scratch! (No hate to the original girl though. That’s how she chooses to live her life, and if it works for her then great 👍 I just personally dislike the idea of forcing small children to go hungry for extended periods of time since nutrition is extremely important when children are young.)
@Sjfyy_
@Sjfyy_ 3 ай бұрын
Lol just by your comment I definitely know you haven’t taken care of a child before. 😂
@gothcsm
@gothcsm 3 ай бұрын
@@Sjfyy_ Lol, I have but okay. God forbid I want children to eat when they’re hungry ig.
@staceyfleurime8309
@staceyfleurime8309 3 ай бұрын
@@gothcsmI’m from a family that cooked everything from scratch and I’m honestly grateful I didn’t grow up eating the frozen crap you grew up on that you somehow think is more nutritious than a home cooked meal. Kids from families that cook don’t sit around starving.
@angelbbkira
@angelbbkira 3 ай бұрын
It’s not your children. She’s raising them how SHE wants to. You are hating though and your jealousy shows
@user-vt2ce2jc4r
@user-vt2ce2jc4r 2 ай бұрын
​@@staceyfleurime8309thank you so much for this comment
@2012twoods
@2012twoods 2 ай бұрын
Girl, you're hilarious 😂Love it😂
@elizabethwang7408
@elizabethwang7408 2 ай бұрын
Hilarious! 😂 your funny abs I love it!
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