I couldn't stay away for a week (Jackbox)

[@ketsuakagi5646]

Ryan’s ideal super villain lair: a small office in downtown Vancouver

[@UngodlyFreak]

He's got a point though. Even if you're a supervillain it doesn't mean you don't have to think about logistics.

[@danieljensen6154]

@@UngodlyFreakperfect view to ruin the city

[@Pomho1812]

NL remembered where Lex Luthor was operating from

[@canox6017]

@@UngodlyFreak Yeah but the aesthetics of their evil lair is what differentiates a supervillain from a politician.

[@pogusmaximus7162]

The superheroes are going to be looking for the Dr. Evil style volcano islands, it’s the only smart move.

[@shaunparadis1921]

Lex Luthor lookalike wants his supervillain lair to be in a skyscraper. Makes sense.

[@WalterKay]

They call them jack but they're anything box

[@geckogeico2212]

+2

[@tomasplatenka1755]

Danganronpa profil pic goated Also +2

[@Donovarkhallum]

-2

[@litapd311]

mmm... +0.2

[@jammerlammer546]

mmmmmmmmm..... a jesterrrrr..... hmmmmmmm

[@ArsTheurgiaGoetia]

he's right, building an evil lair in space is too logistically difficult, that's why you gotta build it in a sensible place like the bottom of the ocean and launch it to the moon from there

[@LittleMissSyreid]

+2

[@ybjtya4366]

"volcano too hot i want to live in a walkable city"-syndrome probably

[@Tachii31]

Ryan's out here thinking supervillainy's just a normal job that you get the right to disconnect from at 5pm.

[@tomg3872]

NL's idea of supervillany is just 'hedge fund manager'

[@SamuelSolei]

Sounds to me like he's got the right definition

[@rykall]

even super villains know to respect unions

[@Donovarkhallum]

Its literally venture bros.

[@junipre985]

@@tomg3872i mean he's kinda right tho ..

[@x-bigbig-x]

"Chat isn't ready for my humor, but their kids are gonna love it" is one of the best malf quotes in history.

[@paulunga]

That sandwich poll mine encapsulated the whole debate (and modern discourse) perfectly. Everyone was convinced that their opinion was the right one. When in reality it doesn't actually matter and we're all going to die.

[@MajorCrasher]

He really is Doofenshmirtz pilled

[@matthewdebeer8453]

NL the kind of guy to say flight is the worst superpower because you’d get cold as fuck and the air would be roaring in your ears

[@danieljensen6154]

Nah superspeed, you’d end up a pancake on the first day

[@kiiturii]

he literally said "flying wouldn't be that good" in another jackbox episode💀

[@squalamander]

Which is a shame because he would be so aerodynamic

[@BobIsBetterThanYou]

I see Job Job, I go Pog Pog

[@DrZnagge]

The skyscrapers' villain lair is number 1 to me. Imagine just being number one wanted criminal in the world and purchasing the building next to the fbi/pentagon/white house. That is swagger and badass. Imagine just being pablo escobar taking a picture outside the white house while being hunted by every alphabet organization in the world and then some, that is badass

[@litapd311]

you're inserting a lot into the prompt. it just says "city skyscraper", none of which are close to any of those government buildings. you're a supervillain and your "lair" is something that millions of people already live in. that's weak as hell.

[@WikiED]

I love how they could not comprehend villain to live in a skyscraper meanwhile one of the most famous villains, Kingpin lived in one.

[@litapd311]

kingpin is a famous villain because he opposes one of the most famous heroes. no one's first thought of a supervillain lair is a skyscraper besides doofenschmirtz

[@sarah258595]

justice for buncha crunch, that shit is unmatched in a movie theater, ESPECIALLY when paired with the salty popcorn

[@WalterKay]

I couldn't +2 Ryan harder on the evil lair bit. All of the top ones were just dorky as shit vs actual top-tier villain shit like flexing in a skyscraper in the middle of town or living it up in a mansion like fucking pablo escobar

[@Alec30]

I wish they'd bring back nonsesory, I loved that one

[@potatoonastick2239]

We need a librarian compilation of NL not having his finger on the pulse of the common chatter

[@tommihommi1]

A quesadilla really is just a grilled cheese sandwich, people are lost

[@teruterujasu]

the way this cuts off at the last sentence ICANT

[@overshadowedone]

Pizza is an open faced sandwich, come at me.

[@LocusNevernight]

As one of my dear friends would say "yay, they played the good games"

[@gangstreG123]

Maybe poll mine and job job are fun to play, but they're not as much fun to watch

[@zandeis]

Poll mine D tier

[@71507]

@@gangstreG123 You shut, Job Job is one of the best ones to watch. Meanwhile I do not care for the wheel at all.

[@pogusmaximus7162]

@@71507the wheel is straight up the most boring thing I’ve ever seen, I now just skip it every time

[@KevinAccetta]

I'm with Ryan, a space evil lair is just inconvenient. If I'm trying to be evil, I rather be *near* the other people I want to be evil towards. Maybe like, idk, in a city skyscraper. Like, you know, Lex Luthor

[@UngodlyFreak]

Exactly. Ain't much use being a supervillain when most of your evildoing budget is blown on logistical expenses. Besides, have these people any idea how hard it is to get a decent internet connection on the Moon? The 16 second latency alone would be a deal breaker for me.

[@danieljensen6154]

Who you killing in outer space, the 5 other astronauts? Way too far away to even do nefarious shit

[@Sw33tR0llThief]

Buncha Crunch being 8th kills me. Thats my #2 after popcorn

[@redaffix7320]

If I'm going to the theatre, I'm getting Popcorn + some sorta small candy + a sprite. If I'm actually hungry, there's a Pizza Pizza in the local theatre I just get a pepperoni slice instead. Still prefer a sprite/7up/canada dry as far as sodas go. Closest 2nd in the shown options, a hotdog with a soda and a pack of skittles, M&Ms, or Sour Patch Kids. All that said, it's like $25 on a 1/2 price tickets day if I go to the theatre, which is why I haven't been to one in like 4 years.

[@danielconnor8516]

Everytime I watch this group play poll mine, my sanity drops by 3 levels.

[@NinaNinaM24]

apollo: "you have to approach it like it's a cartoon" apollo when talking about city skyscraper lair: "what if the fbi gets you" yeah famously cartoon supervillains are terrified of law enforcement. Lex Luthor and Kingpin are regularly shaking in their boots cause a cop might walk into their office.

[@juice17776]

Its more like, if ryan is appealing to “realism” then how is he going to evade the law in his city lair.

[@hellome12345678999]

Lets see if the egg fries, or cracks under pressure this Jackbox session

[@wiktiktik]

Can’t believe they abandoned amusement park lair but not tropical island lair

[@7yditchfits]

30:40 perfect late emote

[@willowmute]

walkable villianous lair is sooo funny

[@RatedManatee]

Nachos above Starbursts because we don't have Starbursts here

[@MurlokDredger]

He was thoroughly cooked in the first half

[@Shadowgaming105]

Ryan on the Dr. Doofenshmirtz

[@drpineapple498]

I think the real value of a supervillain lair is how cool of a setpiece it is when the hero enters it

[@litapd311]

exactly, thank you. a supervillain living in a city skyscraper is living in a building that ordinary people live in, that's weak as hell

[@ultimaofelsewhere]

Is a wellington a sandwich?

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

a hot pocket is described as a sandwich therefore beef wellington is a sandwich

[@ultimaofelsewhere]

@@littlesnowflakepunk855 a pastry and a sandwich the best of both

[@Eggz4Dinner420]

Lava is far from the hottest thing in the universe, lava isn't even hotter than a flame

[@Jamesss6]

Chiblee nation!?!

[@JadonTheEternal]

This just wasnt enough jackbox pogtent. I need like, a 10 hour video to watch

[@bertoburrito3015]

I prefer the starburst with the skin

[@wyldenites]

Quesadilla being not a sandwich is WILD. A quesadilla is TWO flatBREADs with a filling, ergo a sandwich.

[@ChristianCTaken]

it's literally a grilled cheese sandwich

[@Zelmazam1]

Pool mine

[@RalorPenwat]

People out here saying shit like a gyro or turkey wrap is more of a sandwich than a hot dog but not a quesadilla?? Make it make sense. And the fuckin evil lair being about percieved coolness rather than practicality or danger is insane. Have fun fucking surviving when your space/volcano/arctic lair malfunctions. No shot you have maintenance or literally any staff in thos locations bro.

[@vitorodino8760]

Will anyone ever read this? Just curious. Do people actually sort by newest on old videos like this? Am i alone?

[@beaniiman]

Who the hell was playing as Malf today?

[@rusbell2981]

Lets go!

[@thatpedanticcommenter5847]

Aight but for real someone needs to settle the argument about whether a hotdog is or isn’t as sandwich at some point and I’m siding with MALF here with the caveat that the bun usually doesn’t give a ton of space to hold the same volume of toppings as most sliced bread.

[@ultimaofelsewhere]

Pizza is a hot open faced sandwich. Burrito ingredients as a sandwich is a sloppy joe with toppings?

[@beaniiman]

City Skyscraper, literally where many superheros make their base is what NL thinks would make a good villain lair. Like maybe you can rent some space from Tony Stark bro.

[@axelnilsson6478]

love Job Job

[@halo7172]

Poll mine is incredible. Rather see 9 back to back episodes of this than joke boat.

[@litapd311]

+2 based and true

[@destroyerheekoo]

Ryan was right about every sandwich but none of the Villain Lairs

[@destroyerheekoo]

*Super*villain lair? Ryan: *Overthinks hyperrealistically* "Yeah but Captain America has super serum, there's an explanation." ...

[@Dancyspartan]

eating a hotdog at the movies is the most depressing shit, cmon man

[@MekiGushki]

They should bring back gartic phone

[@Hoodiebud]

does ryan know tortilla is bread?

[@chenzhou7288]

Wish you have a great and wonderful Valentine’s Day planned for Wednesday with your family, Ryan!💗💐💝I guess see you back on Thursday then🤭cause a week without NL and the gang’s jackbox chaos?! Even if Ryan can endure it, we can’t!🤩🤣😂

[@MrUrbnGamr]

Poll mine top tier game, you get to play along and enjoy the tilt

[@litapd311]

after hearing NL's takes on not sandwiches and supervillain lairs, i know my streamer is out of touch

[@halo7172]

Fuck I just saw they’re playing job job -2…