I Covered Half The World In Gold

I don't know why I thought this was a good idea but I am very happy that I done this.
I managed to break this game again with just the biggest pile of ores that the game would allow... pretty sure my PC hates me now though.
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Game: Hydroneer - store.steampowered.com/app/11...
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[@Jeffbasil]

When it starts with “today we are going to break stuff” you know it will be a good video

[@norbby42]

Any time a DF video has Hydroneer in the thumbnail you know it will be a good video

[@boomiezoomie3083]

But WHEN does DF not say he's not going to break things

[@Ethananous512]

Honestly the more I see DF try to obtain mountains of gold across tons of different games, the more I just start to believe he’s a dragon who just loves hoarding video game currency. It’s amazing

[@landon2plants]

agreedx

[@Pacman009]

Where did you get the idea of dragon from

[@KiopysPlace]

@@Pacman009 cause historical European stories about dragons always depicted them to hoard huge amounts of treasure... Or ethan just like dragons, *cough (furry) cough*

[@Alidiana]

You should make a “vat” out of windows that fills with gold; make a Scrooge McDuck style swimming pool of the stuff

[@macmac277]

The word youre looking for is pool

[@kuroneko334]

XD

[@ZaMus]

@@macmac277 or barrel

[@andrizo97]

Or even just a hole

[@bryanclark6239]

Lgio style

[@ghosty5478]

DF needs to do a game with Letsgameitout. The chaos would be unimaginable

[@beyond_thebest965]

Everyone like this so he sees this

[@sawyermorrow8719]

And graystillplays.

[@rancholotl3384]

@@sawyermorrow8719 YES

[@kirbykraftgames]

DF and Let's Game It Out are the reason Hydroneer developers nerfed everything

[@pokerusfreak8194]

it might help to start with a pit thats shallow and about the size you want the base of the gold mountain. it would keep things from spreading out too much, at least to begin with, and you could always add dirt around the outside piled upwards to keep it nice and tight and moving upwards. It may or may not result in a taller pile, but in theory it should. With this game though, who knows

[@EpsilonRosePersonal]

Nah. He's running into problems with heap physics. It's always going to be much wider than it is tall, unless you have something constraining it, and a pit will only constrain it he reaches the lip, at which point it will start spreading out again.

[@cjthegunman9659]

@@EpsilonRosePersonal if he uses the “save quit freeze” thing he can make them stay in place

[@legendaryt7869]

Hey DF, would suggest splitting the dirt to multiple grinders, this cause less clogging and more autonomous

[@DMMUrl]

DF should definitely try satisfactory, fits him so well

[@yeaglaceshorts546]

You could do an auto magnet in the electric store, and build a magnet to turn it on and off on a timer so you can go afk without it jamming

[@idogrenman2460]

For someone who likes to play idle/grindy games but never has the patience to actually play them, you're the perfect channel for me. Please continue your conquest to quench our thirst for meaningless grinding on meaningless games :)

[@andrewsanders17]

If you dig a small depth to create a base so the material can't bounce as far in the beginning it might help fix the issue of width over height.

[@andrewsanders17]

Also DF if you read the comment all you need is 2 to 3 pickaxe swings deep.

[@tho_tho]

The game is extremely fun, been playing it since the really early versions, even if I didn't get to play after the overhaul update any. However, a little tip that might things more fun is that any resources that go into a container (eg: bucket or crucible) get "stuck" in it, so the whole thing counts as just one object for physics calculation (unless you spill the contents), so a bucket with a million chunks of gold for example counts as just one item, so by just dumping everything into containers, you can collect a stupid amount of chunks/resources without killing the framerate!

[@ColinTimmins]

Haha, I love how when DF releases the jams, the ore snakes out like those “snakes in a can” would. Very satisfying! =]

[@_sandy_]

great video df :D i love watching people play and break this game (mostly you and lets game it out) also, what was the music at ~2:50?

[@phatcat10101]

This is the only Channel I don't get tired of it's just that good

[@PhilChilled]

Ahh awesome the daily dose of DF to have a better start to the day.

[@HelioV1]

My favorite way to end my nights!

[@darkmatter4210]

And dream of chaotic ideas

[@Gastell0]

Conveyor filter without any filter set works like a flipflop, it sends stuff one way, then next item the other way, and so on, and you need to make sure resources are centered on conveyor before they reach filters. Also there's a magnet that you can wire up!

[@potatomaster5570]

All your videos have *game breaking potential*

[@bluegecko47]

only DF can make rocks entertaining

[@ChargeQM]

Speak for yourself, I wanna go to college and study gems.

[@RaFaZs]

but what about lets game It out?

[@IodineVr]

This game has evolved so much since it came out (:

[@Jschu15]

What is the name of the game?

[@bobsmith-xo9bc]

At 9:20 with the little fart edit….thank you I did laugh and spit food and water out my nose

[@iamabushpotato5614]

Finally more hydroner content its been years

[@user-js4xl7pw7l]

Me: Hey, I have seen that! DF: Wdym you have seen that, its brand new LGIO: OH, my next video

[@danielthecake8617]

The spiffingbrit, DangerouslyFunny, Blitz, Intern, and Let's Game It Out walk into a room. All life on earth has been destroyed.

[@okbugatti6481]

I had a great day, I just went to a concert and your video just made my day even better

[@williamunderhill427]

After careful evaluation of theses videos, i have discovered DF's TRUE identity: he is... ...Goldmember 😮

[@PocketAce21]

I listen to him to sleep and he posts like three minutes before I go to sleep every night

[@SwanAndSons]

Same DF, I've really missed hydroneer!

[@archie494]

Yo DF, might be a hassle but great idea to dig all the way to the bottom of that mining area and make a box out of the pit so that the pile would reach the top

[@fhdang8978]

oh btw you can stop blockages by 1. not using funnels 2.Using 3 (maybe 2) God shredders instead of 1 i havent had a blockage while i let it run for 15 mins also use the item straightners after the shredders and after every turn or spitter, it seems to stop items getting stuck on the edge of conveyers my design for these is quite compact too and one more thing if you leave splitters/filters empty it will 1:1 divide so you can use it to split your harvesters dirt then have it go into shredders then straights and turns and item straightners into one line then another item straightner then you could do your sorting system

[@slushosaur]

If you want that height you'll need to make a big box out of windows for a Scrooge Mcduck style money bank, then you can save, reload, delete all the windows and have a huge cube of resources! XD

[@hugblackhole]

Need a mod that adds a pulsating magnet that can work on it's own. Then he can have even more output.

[@officialrubix63940]

Yay, Hydroneer content!

[@jekebe4858]

With the perspective being so close to the ground, I can only guess that you're playing as the stereotypical diggy dwarf... and DF is already headed to the deepest dark of Moria.

[@tefdaddy8236]

I know it would take hours but i would love to see all that smelted into one ingot lol

[@Motivation-Is-Gone]

DF is somehow still recording even though his pc is probably angry at him 😂

[@ThePolishTexan]

DF, I know you might have fixed this later on in the video, but theres a way to "melt" the gems. You should have attached a compressor, which can compress a large amount of gems into ~4, one for each type

[@kidzculturefun3671]

Df should start a serious called: Which will burn first? my brain? My laptop? My house? The game?

[@armanagahi9297]

Honestly this is probably my favorite out of all the games DF plays.

[@Grandtoaster420]

I wanna see you dig out one of the plots completely and fill the hole in with gold

[@moviemaker2011z]

I think the problem is you are not using centralized tracks and not giving the resources a long enough track to roll through. I have found that using the central tracks tends to make operations a bit easier because nothing catches on the sides or corners and it helps to push things through neatly say like through sorters and or dirt crushers.

[@Terra_Umbra]

I'm surprised DF hasn't just made a blockade of dirt to stop the thiccness

[@troybradford856]

I've found that you don't need to use the funnels - they're just an extra point of possible blockage and an unnecessary one as the ore falls straight into the auto smelters from the belts without any hassle.

[@Liam_R_A]

Keep on putting out amazingly entertaining and super funny content, DF! Btw ur one of my favorite KZbinrs

[@joshuaneiswinter253]

Belt centerer or belt aligners something like that will help with resources catching on the sides of belts.

[@someitguy2175]

Use a splitter to have half the dirt dropped into an incinerator, that should help prevent clogs.

[@williamunderhill427]

2:40 lmao that rock 😆 😆 😆

[@skybubbles2637]

You could build a box out of window tiles so it can only get so wide and can only expand upward

[@WolfRose11]

maybe grab one of the centering devices that goes on the belts would prevent the jam ups at the sorters.

[@duncanchin]

Those jam ups are like quarks

[@CityPlannerPlaysChair]

Always great when the game just breaks itself

[@dannbrown]

Hey DF, use windows to create a "barrier" to limit your gold pile from getting so wide

[@sleepdeprivedpikachu7235]

What you probably could do if you wanted more height is dig a giant hole with under the drills, and then when you were satisfied you could just dig around it until there was room to stand and admire it.

[@snowyfox562]

"Hey its Josh and welcome back to let's game it out" "We are back at hydroneer and time to make 10 million coins by pressing g a button a billion times"

[@melkersundstrom1026]

love you,re videos

[@evilsmoo3358]

I feel like it might help if the conveyor was pointed directly away from the devices, so the chunks begin moving away instantly.

[@incrediblebat]

idea. sorters that sort only gold, and everything else goes to the other side of the map via teleporter. then all gold goes into teleporter to fill up huge cylinder of windows

[@randomrant0]

If dangerously funny and lets game it out do a collab they will break the fabric of space and time

[@farmer9990]

Little fun fact that Hydro near to consolidate memory and ultimately prevent lag when too many ores are out and on the ground the game freezes them basically meaning it registers them as solid and thus saving the game a lot in processing

[@farmer9990]

Physics engine don’t come esey especially once a basic one likes to make the truck go in circles referencing blitz

[@julkeinedullantes2526]

DF: plays Hydroneer... KZbin: Ok thats Scrap Mechanic...

[@miloanderson4007]

Hi DF! Love the content. Keep it up!

[@briarfuller]

Honestly I'm starting to think DF needs to collaborate with Linus tech tips to get a super beefy computer that can run his crazy ideas

[@stephenmcculley788]

Professor DF. Today's class How To Make Your Computer Cry 101.

[@demascus3vods]

Maybe if you built a structure around where it falls you can restrict how wide it gets so it just gets taller

[@Umbra920]

If you want to fix the jam you have to use the conveyer that centers everything.

[@eddiecarnegie4740]

He should team up with let's game it out so they both become wanted

[@captainravioli2823]

When I watched this I was playing Skyrim with 2000 pounds worth of Dwarven metal.

[@wildorchids8137]

The same thing happens with my sorters where the game gets confused with all the recources

[@sheeshpie1988]

this guy is like GrayStillPlays but dosen't swear and has a way calmer voice

[@agentsmith007]

Use the belt centering hook to stop the jams

[@xjmdutyx]

I need to see a DengerouslyFunny and a letsgameitout colab

[@SpacedWind]

Make a low dirt wall around the mountain so it doesn't go as wide but isn't too restricted

[@user-gf4zu9ib9d]

Only half huh? If your computer isn’t suffering you’re not trying hard enough 😊

[@dakotahoker1922]

DF utilizing the strongest shape... nice.

[@AidanHines-rb2pu]

man i wish i could binge watch all of your videos again and again without knowing what you where doing. would make a great passtime.

[@based-turkey-fonicater]

letsgameitout would be very proud of this

[@DeltiumXD]

DF you should play Miner's haven (Roblox game). I know it's kinda odd for you to play a roblox game but I think it'd be a very fitting game for you to play. It's a very similar game to this.

[@OrvConstellation]

What a goldy fellow

[@richard2mitchell]

the problem is you are trying to make it on line...you need to get some splitters and have 2 or 3 outputs....and you are trying to drop the grinders out put on to one belt....make the grinder a little higher and have it opening drop on to a 5x5 grid on belts that funnel to 2 or 3 output lines

[@dressinggrease2611]

I feel like Df only puts music in his vids so we can't hear his computer dying

[@lucaspryde6976]

This can't be regular game stuff, else I would have seen it. Are these mods, and what are their names? I think it was this channel that prompted me to buy this game, only to find it was a bit different, as if an update removed features. Still a good game, but was wondering if I had gone a bit mad because of missing content. Edit: Just had a thought, this all could well be hidden under creative, couldn't it? I already have 3 digit hour playtime, but still haven't done creative.

[@Drojam1]

This game looks fun but all the machines seems so clunky and get jammed too often and it seems like an annoyance to deal with.

[@michaelgingelllittlejohn9938]

It’s modded, he has a series on vanilla tho

[@nnyz3819]

I was starting to worry everyone forgot about this game

[@joelrightler]

lets see some DF doing 100. 200. 300 days in stardew valley videos!

[@zeedee7041]

What you should do is make a hole thats the size of the plot then fill it up with gems and gold

[@Zwyott]

me sees This video my brain: I will watch anything with a stupid number of things

[@thelonelystitch781]

if the would ever gets taken over by AI they going after DF first just off how many computes he blew up.... gotta take out the most threating humans first lol

[@WellbeWelloff]

Have you tried making a huge hole to fill in? It would prevent some of the widespread drops.

[@philipbloesch9896]

Let’s go more hydroneer

[@Windows98R]

He’s like a college degree version of Lets game it out

[@cosspider4876]

0-0 so… you covered all of the land in the world? AND SOME OF THE OCEANS WITH GOLD? Huh yeah seems legit

[@ILikeTechTooMuch]

dumb question but where do you get the god drills?

[@blades3352]

Ah yes Hydroneer to us KZbin: no no it scrap mechanic Either someone is high or scrap mechanic finally had an update

[@Raida7]

A worthy goal

[@corekimba]

i love this game

[@jayframingham1131]

you should've filled a big box made out of windows with gold XD

[@shamalot1828]

You should just build a conveyor belt that goes straight to the sell table that way after you get everything going you can just go over there and let it all deposit and just keep pressing the button and earn infinite money until your resources run out Nevermind I commented before I knew you had teleporters at your disposal

[@crainium9497]

I think if you split the dirt into two directions and then clean it it would jam less

[@bradleynorton1925]

G’day

[@johnywinston404]

Thx

[@Twisted6912]

Gday

[@CxrsedDeity]

G’day to you too

[@TsunauticusIV]

G’day

[@Odayian420]

You need to build Windows like 4 high in a circle fill that up and then see if that gives it a solid base to build on.

[@Odayian420]

And if it doesn't break the windows and watch it flood out