I’d Hate for Him to Have You | ASMR | Eren Yeager VS. Jean Kirstein x Listener

[@плаксивыйгерой]

Briefly about the entire video: Eren: Listener: Jean: Eren: excuse me? Listener: Jean: excuse me?! Eren: eXcUsE mE??! Listener: I like you both. Eren&Jean: EXCUSE ME???

[@TheTicciestOfTobies]

Lmao

[@MELANIEMARTINEZSLAYSSSSS]

XD

[@elise2579]

😂

[@Siya-fc2ut]

ExCuSE mE

[@arphrodities]

EXCQUUZE me

[@jessicamorris3567]

*I choose Mikasa*

[@soup8838]

Oof

[@ludichris7239]

Sammmeee

[@TheTicciestOfTobies]

Sameee

[@Moony_toons]

I choose Ymir

[@ackerman1819]

Yes I do too

[@libbybird5453]

“You like both of us don’t you?” *scrambles to get up and runs*

[@hoyamu1025]

Let's run off together my dear friend...

[@finfishy]

Into the unknown my friend I WILL COMR WITH YOU

[@TheTicciestOfTobies]

@@hoyamu1025 I shall come with y'all!!!

[@MELANIEMARTINEZSLAYSSSSS]

*crap they found out..*

[@thatonesimp8497]

after watching the video me: I choose eren sorry jean

[@andreahaynes9623]

Them arguing: Me: I like Levi tho

[@hitomitodoroki1529]

Gurl, same...

[@DrFlug-gg7yf]

@@hitomitodoroki1529 Yep

[@Sigmatosigm]

Same

[@_knamxjin1107]

why’d you click on this then 😭😭😭😭

[@hitomitodoroki1529]

@@_knamxjin1107 I just wanna know my notifications...

[@cherie332]

Jean and Eren fighting are like my multiple personalities fighting

[@Uncr3at1v3_Us3rnam3]

*Relatable*

[@nuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh]

Same

[@cherie332]

@@nuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh lol

[@nuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh]

@@cherie332 😌

[@mreowiypaw]

@@nuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh HEY

[@leoarson7930]

Erin: "your sitting with jean" Me: "I didn't chose to he sat down by me"

[@Retard..]

"eren" dont think this is a hate reply i was laughing harddd at thisssss

[@leoarson7930]

@@Retard.. oh its fine i forgot how to spell his name right my apologies i dont take any offence to this thank you for correcting me

[@shade7115]

I mean you ain't Wrong tho-

[@tracy9091]

Bro when they were talking they forgot that I was still they Me: *just staring* My mind: *what the hell stop* Me:Sorry Jean but I like Eren Eren:OH HELL YES Jean: *crys* Me:😒😏😑😐 Edit:I wrote this six months ago!🤣😂, and it still is getting notice and liked, Bro....... *CHILL*

[@TheTicciestOfTobies]

Same dude

[@nuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh]

@@TheTicciestOfTobies 👁👄👁

[@nuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh]

@@TheTicciestOfTobies Toby 🧍

[@phoebebonner3271]

"you like both of us don't you-" Me: *staring at Armin*

[@shade7115]

Me : *staring at Hange*

[@Angel-gv2oj]

Me: staring at food

[@krysthale2455]

*me staring at Marco*

[@BasicallyS0ra]

Me: *staring at Sasha*

[@Kira-loly]

Omg sameeeee

[@melody7240]

I'm sorry Jean but I choose Eren he's my baby even if he isn't stable he is my sweet boy

[@darkie-jk2cl]

Yaslyn Galo yess

[@exxy_koko]

Same

[@jeagereireen1600]

Uh huh

[@melody7240]

@@jeagereireen1600 ya saw nothing-

[@elise2579]

Me too!

[@sho-chantheflash7362]

The boys: *start arguing* Me in the corner watching: JUST KISS ALREADY!!!!

[@katieee3339]

That what I was thinking!!!! I know the ship is pretty good... or not but it's still good in this case.

[@imaweeb7175]

I like this ship too but I also like Eren and Levi

[@mirkos7196]

I DON'T CARE I SHIP IT

[@jessicareinhard2540]

✨No✨

[@jessicareinhard2540]

@@imaweeb7175 ✨no✨

[@ruby7684]

They do know what an open relationship is right?

[@melodymusic6303]

Karma wtf wrong dimension dude get back to your anime.

[@melodymusic6303]

@Light Yagami..... I eh... OK. I guess. I swear if I find the half animes here I'm gonna explode.

[@yvmihisux]

polyamory doesn't exist for them lolz

[@user-wo3zg2rr8z]

Eren is so cute omg !!!! Sorry jean but I don't wanna be compared to mikasa

[@Retard..]

yepp

[@diabolusabinfernum3461]

Let’s be honest, Eren totally won this round

[@TheSonWhoCums6669]

Erens a little bitch

[@arikDaone]

Bubba sawyer Is my husbando no he not

[@tracy9091]

I believe you he won this round

[@arikDaone]

Bubba sawyer Is my husbando bruh he killed two people when he was a KID you would’ve been traumatized if u had to do dat shit my dude

[@TheSonWhoCums6669]

Komedy K1d14 actually I did, when I was 10 my drunk dad was about to kill my mom so I stabbed him.😑 (police obviously ruled it self defence)

[@sabrinaflores9389]

I choose Armin uwu

[@virginiarose362]

Irrelevant and hilarious 😂 gg

[@kxta7081]

uwu fr fr

[@hoyamu1025]

YES

[@TheTicciestOfTobies]

Samee

[@arphrodities]

I choose biscuits

[@Ekus.onuuyr]

Me: *getting popcorn while they fight in the begining* Eren: Sorry.... we shouldn't be fighting infront of you..... Me: NOOOOO continueeeee.... i just got ma popcorn ;-; Both of them: Who do you like more? Me: i don't like Jean soooo yaaa.... EREEEEEENNNNNNN

[@celdiazz]

HA! I can relate to this👺👄👺

[@virginiarose362]

Eren: SmAsH aNd GrAb! FiRsT pErSoN iN a MaTcH tO sEaRcH a ChEsT! Anyone understand this joke? 😂 I'm lonleh...

[@TheTicciestOfTobies]

Lmao 😂🤣

[@MELANIEMARTINEZSLAYSSSSS]

XD

[@hitomitodoroki1529]

PLEASE LET ME BREATHE LORD!!

[@COYCRIES]

@@hitomitodoroki1529 *god & satan to you* NOT TODAY BITCH

[@tahliawilliams6506]

Me quietly eating my Skittles as the two fight over me :)

[@ik.avlynnn7769]

ME

[@someone4865]

Me using asmr of people arguing to fall asleep :)

[@angelademonia5835]

Skittles weren't invented before 😁

[@tamakiandeijirou7209]

Lmao Im eating cheezits-

[@jhal7197]

Jean:so who do you choose Me:fight fight fight But in all honestly I would on one day go out on a date with jean and the next with eren and see who’s better

[@floraaizawa2264]

Eren: *talks about how almost everyone he loved is dead* Me: and I have made a decision. Both: .... Me: Jean Jean: yes! Eren why!?! Me: You basically just said if I choose you I die! Mikasa and Armin are good luck's side, I'm on the opposite spectrum. I. Don't. Wanna. Die. Of. My. Bad. Luck. Ok?

[@Jules-wg9vs]

**jean and eren fighting** me: **noming on potatoes with sasha** edit: is it just me or did this rhymed •w•

[@johannaheuer5738]

we still are your friends Me:OKAY I CHOOSE ME THEN

[@ticcie]

Now all I can imagine is you (you as in a blank canvas person bc I don't know what you look like) flirting with a mirror talking about yourself

[@leviwife6621]

#self love 🥰🖐🏽🌟

[@chickenwings7116]

Here are several things I thought during this "Geez guys get a room 🙄😒" "I choose Armin" "YEAH! HE DITCHED MIKASA, WHICH IS WHY I THINK I WOULD BE GOOD FOR HER. I'D TREAT HER RIGHT AND-" "I THINK IT'S A GOOD TIME FOR ME TO COME OUT HEY I'M CW (Chicken Wings) AND I'M POLYAMOROUS-"

[@ochii_9901]

Can you do another video something like this again!?😊

[@InsomniacProductions835]

Absolutely! I already have something similar to this on the schedule! 😊

[@ochii_9901]

Yay ty, I really like these kind of videos!😊😁

[@blueduck4197]

*Eren and Jean aruguing* Me: 👁👄👁💧

[@khalid7390]

(Jean and Eren fighting) Me: I'm bored, I choose Mikasa now 😀👍

[@thatrandominvader700]

Me watching the roast battle : OOOO THAT BURNT DAYUM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THAT ONES GONNA LEAVE A MARK..... OooOoooo looks like eren's about to go in for the kill and OH DAMMIT THEY CALLED IT OFF-

[@Moony_toons]

Sorry boys I choose Ymir because 💫✨ women✨💫

[@chenyasonlyfan]

😩💅💞

[@thequestionablefriend5680]

Jean: ay jeager (however u spell it) Eren: Really your sitting with Jean?! Me: JEBJSNSKWHSOKWB IDK PEOPLE ARE SCARY Jean: What can they not have friends-?! Me: FRIENDS ARE SCARY TOO-

[@bellazhnets1129]

Me: sipping on tea. “I choose Armin.”

[@link-lx2qs]

Jean and eren Them who do u chose Me; hmm I chose .......... Them ;we Me : I chose levi Ackerman I would do that even though I like eren too but I would do that to make it awkward

[@morinski3]

Eren: “Everyone I love has so far died.” ... So you’re telling me to be with Jean if I wanna live?? Hahahah good thing I have a death wish

[@imaweeb7175]

Im watching to many asmr but it aren't my fault that I'm obsessed with anime boys When you start to see them fight you know you have to run like a titan is coming for you Eren:No..no..no..no..no..no please don't tell me this is happening Me:*smashs head into table*Shittttt

[@TheTicciestOfTobies]

Same you just described meh!

[@tracy9091]

🤣😂

[@Kira-loly]

Same

[@mr.potato5593]

The characters: how do we settle this Me: *fight to the death for my affection mortals*

[@britbreeandnacho1585]

Omg why is this so good

[@4weebie]

I would choose Eren all the way

[@shade7115]

"You like both of us, dont you?" Me : *staring at Hange*

[@laurenconway8272]

YES FELLOW HANGE SIMP

[@shade7115]

@@laurenconway8272 HELLO THERE >:)

[@rachelgondinho1771]

Jean and Eren: “You like both of us, you choose. Don’t worry we will still be your friend but it’s your decision.” Me: “Yeah i don’t know, come back tomorrow.”

[@syl_tsil1649]

MAJOR SPOILERS Eren: “only Marco likes you” Me: and hes dead. That says a lot..

[@knox_is_confused_]

sorry not sorry boys but i choose Hange IM COMING MY SWEETEST TITAN OBSESSED SCIENTIST-

[@genavivejimenez3179]

I pick jean

[@cherie332]

same

[@bigdaddyhaylin1769]

Jean: *Talking smack and making fun of Eren for using the Sympathy card || Eren: || Being A Sweet Bby || Me: || Whispers in Jeans ear || it *Works* Btw

[@soup8838]

I choose Levi :)

[@bungeegum7953]

I choose Armin

[@mikasaackerman8068]

BRUH I LOVE YOUR NAME 😂✋

[@brokenac5858]

They are arguing and then there’s me “yo that’s cool but I like Armin”

[@genocide752]

Eren and Jean: arguing about who should date me Me: *crying in a corner cause I want them both*

[@skylow1866]

Boys, boys please. Let me introduce a new concept ✨Polyamorus relationship’s ✨ andddd we both know there is a little romance in between you two so I mean if that happens that happens-

[@dragonflygames5370]

I low-key smiled when they said "You like both of us?!"

[@rengokuscoffinpillow2397]

Them arguing: Me: I wonder where ymir is, I'll go to her and historia instead 🥺❤

[@jayswinichowdhury368]

Boys... maybe you both should date...and I'll go for Levi...

[@karminsandiago1715]

I choose insomniac, all the characters in one plus I get an amazing person

[@acherryblossom1909]

Eren would protect all of us with his titan form so, Eren I choose you! Update: I picked Annie- 🧍‍♀️

[@dekotacaudell7588]

"so.. who do you like more" me: HUH?!

[@bunnyizukumidoriya1166]

They were fighting each other like the voices in my head or my parents bruh

[@marleyperez9751]

yeah sooo **slips out of the conversation** **chooses mikasa in bisexual**

[@-LifewithV247-]

Life is like a box of chocolate✨

[@baldlix6059]

Them arguing: Me: Actually I like Armin sorry ✌️😗

[@Albedos_number_one_fan]

Eren, take Mikasa. I am taking Jean and everyone are happy! 😊

[@Mina_Shy]

GREAT AS ALWAYS ❤

[@Valeria-zx7ir]

I actually like Marco and Mikasa so I choose them

[@randomunhingedperson]

“You like both of us don’t you?” *Have you ever heard of magic?* *Both: yea-* *explodes into confetti* 🎊 *Both: 👁👄👁💧chile anyway so-*

[@LLynnilla]

I Like Both! I Can't Choose!! 😭

[@Mikey_kats]

Bet that they choose eren

[@Bliss.Border.Hopper]

" You like both of us? " * prosedes to go with my waifus * 🚪🚶‍♀️ " You have really low standards " 🚪🧍‍♀️ well yes

[@lian_thecosit4357]

I chose levi

[@shwetagarg3630]

I choose. . . Hm I have a list actually, 1. Armin 2. Sasha 3. Hange 4. Mikasa Oops, looks like Jean or Eren's names isn't there 😬

[@levb0i]

Eren: "Him, or me." Me: "Jean and Armin. No more questions."

[@thequestionablefriend5680]

“which one of us do u like more?” me: mikasa?? Mikasa?? MIKASA HELP ME-

[@todorokisfangirl7024]

Eren and Jean fighting Me eating popcorn and watching them fight:👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 Them stop fighting and apologize to me Also me:no no no don't stop keep fighting I wanna see this go down☺☺😊😊

[@Sho.hina_10]

Omg xdd i laugh verry hard when eren say "horse face" xddd

[@Ginneaayy]

Me being Levis wife "jup ... now were are the horses 😍😂😅"

[@morgandanner5240]

Me Trying not to laugh When They were Fighting

[@tojistoy]

Me listing to them fighting Me saying under my dreath : shit about to get real-

[@summerblackman631]

Eren : excuse me Jean : excuse me Me : 😐 Eren : ExCuSe Me Jean : eXcUsE mE Me : 😐 Eren : (brings dead relative's into it) Me : 👀🍿☕

[@Skz_appretiation]

Them arguing Me: I choose hange 👁👄👁 Everyone around:🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

[@LeviAckerman-kf1bu]

Sorry Eren, but Jean wins my heart 😌✋

[@chenyasonlyfan]

Levi-

[@LeviAckerman-kf1bu]

@@chenyasonlyfan the cadets stole my phone that wasn’t me

[@chenyasonlyfan]

@@LeviAckerman-kf1bu Ya sure?

[@LeviAckerman-kf1bu]

@@chenyasonlyfan very much so Marco stole it 🙃

[@ziz_reai]

@@LeviAckerman-kf1bu kinda sus....

[@ackerman1819]

I choose Annie,Mikasa and Armin

[@Fbrank_isalone]

You should do more eren ones I really like these( of course you don’t have to just a suggestion)

[@stoutivia]

This is flattering, and all but do y'all know where Hange is at? I'm courting them at the moment.

[@ik.avlynnn7769]

IDK WHO I LIKE BUT IM SORRY JEAN IM GOING WITH EREN🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️

[@TheJman669]

*Sweating intensifys* How do I tell them I'm already in a relationship?

[@ik.avlynnn7769]

No one me: reading the chat and watching the video

[@arminarlert4168]

Them:fighting Me:ok but eren though but jean but eren

[@marcoandresrosario8474]

😶This is one confrontation I'd like to stay out of.

[@hunny9848]

*Them arguing* me: GET INTO IT🥴🤚

[@vampywrin]

*_I want Armin._*

[@skykiddo6159]

MIKASA, I CHOSE YOUUUU

[@jwisunq]

sorry boys im going for armin🏇

[@LateLanguidus]

I'm stupidly confused, the voice is femenine but it's a "he", that the listener is either normal or gay... . . . . ... HOLD ON WHAAATT!?!?

[@thequestionablefriend5680]

“you like both of us don’t you-“ me: owo who tf are u-

[@anxxx_editz902]

-Them fighting over me- Me:But I love Armin and Ymir-

[@MsCacaGirl]

Erin won plus I thought jean abandoned us!

[@MELANIEMARTINEZSLAYSSSSS]

Eren*

[@MELANIEMARTINEZSLAYSSSSS]

@@MsCacaGirl your welcome

[@lilyanatorres2714]

boys, boys, silly boys, I have daddy issue of course im gonna pick jean, but then again- I also have mommy issues............im- hmmm im re-thinking my whole life

[@honeytostebee5603]

I choose eren

[@bunnie7571]

Haven’t even watched it yet but yes❤️

[@sistagal5192]

Ooooooo roared haha Aaron did win this factsss big facts I’m dead

[@mhairi.6p]

*i choose Hange*

[@r3yyy566]

I chose...... *Mikasa* ! 😏

[@kxta7081]

jean won uwu 🥺👉👈❤️😊

[@Iloveyousmx00]

In my book he always wins

[@kurkobain777]

i like bertholdt

[@StanTwice1995]

I pick both ✌️

[@erubnovo8823]

My last two brain cells arguing over how I should cut my sandwich