I decided to speedrun Sort The Court and it was harder than I thought

[@jjslide1]

I love this game! Please keep speedrunning old games

[@MiloMurphysLaw]

He literally never speedruns new games

[@zachhoisington5106]

@@Humphr0y fnaf and Minecraft are older than this game

[@TrainerGoldAlt]

@@zachhoisington5106 he meant security breach but idk what he meant by minecraft

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

66th like

[@vaporeos8173]

Inserts pong into ataria*

[@tuxedo5118]

"But there's no time to appreciate things when you're going fast" Damn bro I guess bein speezy aint so easy

[@jacknack6819]

Lol

[@froggers8945]

Yeah, speezy is very hard 😳😳😳😉😉😉🤫🤫🤫

[@lucasnievas4890]

When you're faster than light you can only live in the darkness bro

[@blakeensign7569]

@@elena8341 huh?

[@Peter-wy9kj]

@@blakeensign7569 bots, ignore them

[@memeweirdguyn.0019]

Imagine being in charge of letting people pass to see the king and then you see people entering and getting out of the room *very, very fast*

[@IngwiePhoenix_nb]

Don't wanna be the doorknob tho XD

[@official-obama]

hey king- Yes.

[@nulzthepastathief]

@@official-obama Hey king I have an offe- *ABSOLUTELY NOT GET OUT OF HERE*

[@novibesdetected3050]

"It's better to make one sacrifice and hope he didn't have a family" Bro 💀

[@tlkfanrwbyfan8716]

Just sacrifice the whole family and now you have nothing to worry about!

[@San-lh8us]

well, it's the trolley problem all over again, if he doesn't sacrifice that 1 person, it will be 5 people instead, one of which might end up being that exact same person, so it's really the only option

[@LeonTVRyt]

Same

[@madzfreandomagsino48]

@@San-lh8us that's true if he. had a family I'm guessing mother dad sister brother that's 5 people it's 50/50

[@Ciurk]

what if those 5 people each had families?

[@DuskoftheTwilight]

"he wants a sacrifice. If you say no, he takes 5 people and you lose some happiness so it's better to sacrifice one person" wait is that just the Trolly Problem dressed up as an octopus monster?

[@rxndomfxndom7405]

Wait- WAIT- YOU HAVE A POINT-

[@moosejuice2166]

It's more like the trolly question but if you save one person five people you didn't know about die later down the line

[@Phoenix07080]

This game is the literal definition of "Ah yes, the negotiator"

[@Phoenix07080]

@angel ❤️ PLEASE leave me alone

[@joshuamayo5282]

@@Phoenix07080 it's a bot. just report

[@georgeofhamilton]

@@Phoenix07080 Much respect to you for your reaction to these bots.

[@rareturboofficial4359]

I am the 599th like

[@shamazaokachow6413]

Bots when they see a popular comment: For me?👉👈😳

[@ydarb101]

I literally just reinstalled this game a few days ago and one of my thoughts was "I wonder if someone has done a speedrun of this game?" I guess my question has been answered.

[@eshanali9323]

No replies, only bots, yt needs to fix this

[@joanniebacus]

@@eshanali9323 yt needs to fix EVERYTHING

[@EscapesAndRemoves]

@@joanniebacus Not everything. Some things are already good, and KZbin might "fix" them by removing those good features.

[@xaqvr9151]

@@elena8341 oylonboy

[@joanniebacus]

@@EscapesAndRemoves it's called a hyperbole

[@Adi-in6ju]

After that we just got some normal requests: A literal eyeball just enters the room

[@animeguy5190]

@Risma ajisona go away bot

[@Judge_0f_Everything]

@Steven Do who are u talking to?

[@themasterprocrastinator4933]

@@Judge_0f_Everything A bot

[@isavenewspapers8890]

I mean, that happens anytime anyone with at least one eye enters a room.

[@MushOfShrooms]

Seeing speezy speedrun sort the court is a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

[@MushOfShrooms]

bro these bots 💀

[@crwth001]

@@MushOfShrooms fr

[@MrCaptainTea]

Unoriginal comment

[@vinxistaken]

@@MrCaptainTeashush

[@stadysugra1353]

This Game is Underrated, Thanks For Covering It!

[@crwth001]

Somebody get these bots out of the reply section

[@Judge_0f_Everything]

@crwth shut up

[@ReadyOrNotEXE]

@@Judge_0f_Everything bro we got the same profile picture 💀💀

[@Judge_0f_Everything]

@@ReadyOrNotEXE Ain't no way 💀

[@ReadyOrNotEXE]

@@Judge_0f_Everything ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@xXxM0nzt3r_V0m1TxXx]

“So it’s a battle between trying not to waste too much money, and getting happiness as quickly as possible” Woah, just like real life!

[@CardsOfTheHeart]

Ah, I was wondering why there was a surge of runs on the leaderboard recently. Thanks for showing this off! Documenting the many decision trees this game presents to you would be a very interesting rabbit hole that I would like to dive into when I am not distracted by other speedruns and running tournaments for said speedruns.

[@kylerivera3470]

Who cares if you were a few seconds slower than third place? I bet third place didn't have a time that ended in 69. They should be jealous of you!

[@161friends]

faaaaacts

[@cghbv1585]

for the lulz

[@Benusr]

Indeed

[@bensoncheung2801]

👻💬

[@joualavedra1208]

Probably 3 place actually thinked decisions, doing that is the best way to gain people

[@qnhaze]

omg i remember Markiplier playing this. funniest shit ever i love this game

[@MushOfShrooms]

damn the bot spam you got is just sad

[@20LeeBrian1]

@@MushOfShrooms they don't even stop. Hopefully youtube will take care of this

[@idunnn0lul]

Markiplier was a queen who never said no to magic, and loved their grandma

[@crwth001]

Someone seriously needs to do something about these bots

[@123-z8u6p]

Omg that makes sense why i remember this game. Thru mark

[@bigbrain2879]

"It's best to make one sacrafice, and hope they didn't have a family" One of the funniest lines I ever heard

[@RandoSando.]

How dare you say no to soup grandma

[@RecordBreakerMuzic]

"As long as I don't royally screw up" hmm

[@painfulpainn]

Yarno being the real adviser cought me by suprise

[@crwth001]

@@elena8341 uh oh, another bot comment

[@Judge_0f_Everything]

@crwth go get a life

[@renewagain6956]

@Recovery account Go get a life.

[@AirLight1646]

The king’s not dead, he’s just frozen in time but can still say yes or no

[@usagichanp]

I love old games like these! Reminds me of when I played Happy Wheels and Gretel and Hansel on my old ass desktop a decade ago... I wonder if either of those games would be good to speedrun?

[@rowanbrown5541]

If I remember correctly most of the ones that go either way actually have a pattern

[@rowanbrown5541]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl Yeah I'm not clicking that

[@crwth001]

@@elena8341 shut

[@Judge_0f_Everything]

@crwth u r mouth

[@AnthonyDinh]

knight is such a bro, working for the greater good instead of himself only

[@wolfz3939]

Easy Speezy doesn't ever fail to make my day

[@crwth001]

yet another reply section ruined by bots

[@wolfz3939]

@@crwth001 yes

[@thetruth3068]

6:58 "For the first time, I went into debt" Meanwhile, he has higher debt on 06:13

[@rxndomfxndom7405]

Don't wanna be a 🤓, but he says "for ONE OF the first times"

[@inkyinkfrfr]

the witch gave him gold imminently after

[@zakkuthedreamer4138]

7:12 that money count is looking *_NICE_*

[@alvanschmitz947]

NICE

[@fireplume8703]

NICE

[@primalcrusader7405]

NICE

[@cleofusortega9015]

NICE

[@spookerience]

NICE

[@melody3741]

I can imagine a funny movie where the king dies but everyone sees it as a chance to get what they want and so people pretend he is still alive, then eventually there is a whole medieval town only governing themselves.

[@snipeyourdog2966]

Wanted to see this finally

[@brennanhaley8872]

Everything is a series of yes or no. Quantum computer- Hold my beer

[@mitchelldingodilehomie4230]

This brings me back when markipler and jack played this and when someone animated that

[@piepie3103]

I love this game I forgot about it thanks for reminding how great it is!

[@miss.melomaniac]

Plot twist: The king is actually dead, like he said

[@lilbrandon1987]

When you said "And with this, for the first time in the game, we went into debt". Wouldn't that of been the second time? You went down to -100 something at around 6:08.

[@danielthecake8617]

for one of the first times*

[@lilbrandon1987]

@@danielthecake8617 That doesn't make any sense...There can only be one, 1st time.

[@olit4063]

You must do an insane amount of studying just for each video. It's very impressive. Love the vids

[@BilalKuvapra2008]

easyspeezy: "who needs science anyways?" game devs: *am i a joke to you?*

[@Judge_0f_Everything]

@Bilal Kuvapra shut up no ones care about game dev

[@V4MP992]

I LOVE THIS GAME

[@jjam1025]

I remember playing this game it's great

[@snow17048]

This game saved my sanity during covid, I’m glad it didn’t make you lose yours 👍🏻

[@pandalion342]

yknow, the more I learn about speedrunning strats the more I am amazed people do this for fun that said, wow. the older games are really fun to watch speedruns of... tho, there's one I havent seen anyone speedrun yet- its called Vulpin Adventure (used to run on flash), its my favorite game ever and Ive yet to see anyone speedrun it..... I might attempt one at some point, idk

[@wifehaver7292]

This game is so nostalgic. I remember watching Dantdm playing this

[@flamingnacho]

Yeah

[@onemansvoice9132]

Child

[@crwth001]

@@onemansvoice9132 what?

[@onemansvoice9132]

@@crwth001 children and family services

[@Bunni-6942]

Finally! I’ve been wracking my brain trying to remember this game

[@fishcraft7323]

Easy speedy, speed running childhood, one game at a time.

[@dizzy_eevee]

if this was your childhood then you're still a child lmao

[@fishcraft7323]

@@dizzy_eevee This specific game isn’t my childhood, but most of the games he plays are.

[@melon8238]

when you have been waiting for this for the past one milisecond : me: YESSSSSSSS

[@spectrum3460]

This brings back so many memories

[@mattstyles2498]

What genocide run?

[@vacuumfound]

😉

[@irons880]

Probably the fastest you can reach the decision on weather you sacrifice a REALLY huge chunk of uour population for a CRAP TON of money that can last you all the way til the ending of the game or not

[@elitmariusgamer967]

Better not ask

[@endaira11]

I LOVE THIS GAME!! So many memories!

[@Eternal9982]

I remember this game, the late nights talking with randoms on Kongregate, the better times :)

[@Party_Man743]

Little Timmy is so wholesome and pure

[@fpgamer4566]

EazySpeezy really speed running making me feel nostalgic

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

Now for the risky strats: say yes to georgie and that wizard

[@apothecaryorius4049]

Easy: "Have we ever considered that the king might be dead?" *40k vibes intensify*

[@justavibinboi7493]

Next Time:EzzySpeezy Speedruns Bread Simalutor :D (this isn’t a joke please speed run it for da bread 🍞🥖)

[@toast2401]

This is why humans are the most intelligent creatures in the universe. We made a game about killing people to make money and go fast

[@brandonneperud3121]

I like how fast you end your videos

[@choppyboi5703]

6:57 First time I went into debt Meanwhile 6:20 am I a joke to you

[@Dante28CM]

I've beat this game so many time and I could do it again and still have fun

[@Dante28CM]

Please no one click that link it might be virus

[@Judge_0f_Everything]

@LordDante28 what link?

[@iamsiley]

i like how youtube thinks this is paper mario

[@cxtepo126]

Very entertaining videos Easy. Always cool to see someone who is a master speedrunner.

[@BlxxdLxst17]

5:12 “So as long as I don’t royally screw up…” BAH DUM TSS (Rim Shot SFX in Words. Love ya Speezy)

[@HalfBoyHalfGod]

absolutely love sort the court, great video!

[@abhirajbhokare1989]

Like ur unique editing style where u just add a thick black border at times of sarcasm.

[@tank-mo9ss]

i'm so happy that you did this! I was trying a "day #" and only did 1 day :P i cant fathome how others continue on for thousands. Anyway keep up the great work! I love watching your video's!

[@cuddlequeen3225]

7:17 heehee. He won right there.

[@quaintvz]

i was just gonna comment this as well lol

[@cuddlequeen3225]

@@quaintvz welcome Chad person of culture.

[@td1381]

There’s no time to appreciate things when we gotta go fast

[@atchaaa]

NOSTALGIAAAAAA I remember seeing Let’s Plays on this a long time ago and playing it on my old laptop :’)

[@gabrielebasa4292]

7:18 N O I C E

[@waterbear3255]

Did anyone notice his pun? “I don’t want to royally screw up.” or something.

[@DuncanGDA]

2:46 "You are so humble, I'm proud of you!" - Grandma "FAT RED THUMBS DOWN" "Hehe happiness" - Grandma

[@isavenewspapers8890]

Prioritizing happiness is the key to victory! What an optimistic viewpoint.

6:34 disguised trolley problem? Also the game is Paper Mario according to KZbin

[@seananderson5748]

Knight gives 100 coins to get out of a debt and put balance at 69- nice

[@ryanbos9271]

5:27 who needs science when you got speedruns

[@cameronfrei5505]

He needs to speed run the game family man. It is right up his alley, and would make for an interesting speed run.

[@shouldsleepbutno]

For the octopus one I always imagined it like child sacrifices... every month or so a child is selected to keep the octopus monster at bay... and then I felt bad about it so I decided to say no and let him kill 5 people because *technically* I didn't allow it

[@oofplayz560]

this is blooket's crazy kindom

[@GoobertNoobster]

Brother :)

[@kolnoukdajasper]

7:17 Epic knight

[@witmilk6527]

Monsieur Esprit is the literal definition of my family's humour

[@enbininja]

Easyspeezy: sort the court KZbin: paper mario

[@seineevee]

I remember this game with so much fondness

[@Dingi-dingus]

I love how the king are staring at the ground like there’s a rat there

[@pustota7254]

*is

[@nicovenant]

The music for this game is just as great as I remember

[@joshuadavenport-herbst2036]

5:34 “and things are really going to start getting fu-“ sudden ad

[@Afonso28428]

Bro that’s what I got an ad LOL

[@pudgeypig3521]

holy shit watching you play this brings back memories of watching markiplier play it lol

[@hi5635_]

I love your videos

[@mageyplss]

Who knew a game where you press three buttons would be so fun and complex

[@paxgallery6646]

Three?

[@mageyplss]

@@paxgallery6646 Y key, N key, Space key

[@PeaceToTheFallen]

"but we're not going the Genocide route today, because-" Wait, he already did the Genocide route? WHERE IS IT.

[@Peter-wy9kj]

"the king might be dead" this sentence and the king's image are nightmare fodder

[@KushiroP]

my theory on why the king looks dead is because he's a puppet king and we the players are the one manipulating the king's decision

[@brostryker]

I’d love to see a spelunky 1/2 speedrun or a subnautica speedrun/playthrough

[@Lolz_1_3]

Speezy* says who needs science Me: pushes up anime glasses* "YOUR MOM!!!"

[@Legalman361]

vids are so good

[@samijouili]

Some of the characters names are in french for example : Monsieur esprit = Mr spirit Madame abeille = Mrs bee Petite souris = little mouse L.a.p.i.n = rabbit

[@shuaybkhan4188]

The animation is so annoyingly satisfying

[@philgamer_309]

The king is most definitely dead inside

[@thamrew676]

I like how the Knight gave him 100 coins and his wealth went from -31 to exactly 69 coins, nice.

[@Khimera2]

Game theory get on the is the king dead theory we need this

[@KingMatthewXV]

If I’m not speedruning the devil gives an insane amount of gold for a big sacrifice

[@J22955]

Only ogs will remember markiplier playing this

[@AUG_Glow]

This was one of my favorite games growing up!! Thank you for always playing the old nostalgic games, EZ

[@Flores-p5i]

6:55 “for the first time, i went into debt” *went into a debt of -100 previously*

[@autumnalbreeze8677]

Nostalgic as hell

[@corbyhulett]

I know right!