I DID THE IMPOSSIBLE IN ARENA AND WIZARDS REACTED | Selesnya | MTG Historic

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selesnya lifegain mono white mono green historic life gain MTG arena deck guide and gameplay with commentary. Stop Watching all the low non prophets i am the only true one
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[@MTGoriginal]

big? like and sub

[@silkywilky7913]

38:48 A Questing Beast would absolutely wreck your boy pous if he had one.

[@leonardokomaru4161]

Please make a ponza with Karn and liquid metalcoat with black , ponza black control

[@cardigansrule]

lol sensei, you broke the game "Update - Matchmaking and drafting has been disabled as we continue to investigate this issue."

[@leonardokomaru4161]

GG wizards

[@DTHPR542]

Should you not be in ukraine or something?

[@typeon3g4t1v3]

The long awaited return of Hyper Cancer. Love it.

[@petertheamateur-mtgarenade2004]

Always fun to see how Wizard tries to contain the problems it created!

[@nicolasbolas2247]

I never thought I'd live to see another hyper cancer deck. Today is a great day WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE BOYS! Hyper Cancer resurrection

[@cardigansrule]

100999 out of 10! BEST time to be alive BOIZ!!!

[@chrisfaraschuk7138]

We played an epic game, I am farmtruck I played the last game of the video.. was an epic game in my opinion so glad I got a chance to play you it’s been a goal of mine. My buddy and I weren’t paying attention but he noticed the cat on purple and then the name you made both our days and now my game with you is immortalized on a video with you. Thank you very much for the awesome game. My elves and I will be waiting for you in the next one

[@MTGoriginal]

Epic

[@chrisfaraschuk7138]

Hey ma!!! Get the camera, get the VCR!!!

[@appo8094]

What a display of sheer power and dominance, a match beetween 2 apex predators. Made my day guys

[@arnal5150]

That a really great deck. How do you suggest to finish it quickly? Ugin? Aetherflux réservoir?

[@TheTomdog23]

Congrats you play arena no one asked

[@dludi8hn]

"Wait, what's the win condition?" "Winning? Who cares about winning?"

[@rendevoir4736]

"It is not about winning. It is about sending a message"

[@mitchelljuers6678]

It's a mill deck but the only mill is them drawing a card at the start of each of their turns, lol.

[@babelvaunt6102]

It's always a good day when Hyper Cancer makes its return. You've taught me not how to win magic, but how to assert absolute and total dominance.

[@EatOnionz]

First game was proof of wizards actively interfering

[@juantumeni3893]

Right after I opened the video I got a message from Wizards, "matchmaking server is down until further notice" You did it, Senpei! They took immediate action to nerf this. I think they have a cube farm full of interns who stack both decks and play elf, gobbo and yurion decks that match against people that Need To Lose.

[@cabri358]

I've been waiting for a new hypercancer for so long. Qwazzar senpai always delivers

[@deadlineuniverse3189]

This guy, taking damage equal to multiple other players total life: “Hm yes, the Mosquitoes are buzzing today”

[@godlynewbie]

you mean gnats lol

[@mac4337]

Saw the thumbnail and knew exactly what is about to happen

[@dayel11]

it looks simultaneously yesterday and a million years ago since I laid my inquisitive eye, starved for content, on the first hypercancer video, discovering your channel. Being there ever since, master.

[@maciejpiwowarczyk2577]

HYPER CANCER! What brought me to this channel in the first place!

[@Tony9804]

OMG that first game 😂 😂 😂

[@kupolotmtg]

Maybe the real win condition is the enemies we make along the way.

[@rshinra]

[@danieliussupienis9703]

11:22 Our gigachad against elfs: Your Craterhoof Behemoth means NOTHING. I love it.

[@chrisfaraschuk7138]

I may have lost in that last match with him but my elves were beasts I was the last game I’m farmtruck

[@murglan2]

@@chrisfaraschuk7138 Bוut the REAL question is: Why didn't you use the elvish warmastet to buff your elves with a +2 +2 like 8 times so you could win? If you done that you could easily get like 30k damage in one turn.

[@chrisfaraschuk7138]

Yeah we didn’t math up like he did, hindsight we were probably so much more stoked just to be playing him. Been a goal of mine and my friends

[@ben-j8871]

Ok this is just one of your best vid it's just amazing

[@wutang2549]

OHHHH MY FKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD HYPER CANCER RECANCERING IX LETS FKING GOOOOOOOOO

[@emanuelmoraissilva]

I was away some months and then I return to this. OMFG, I love HyperCancer! The recancering was my fav

[@aliceplanque]

*excited 3,5% noises*

[@emanuelmoraissilva]

😂👍

[@DeconvertedMan]

there you are! *tag*

[@aliceplanque]

@@DeconvertedMan hey you 🤗

[@DeconvertedMan]

@@aliceplanque hihi! tag you again latter ;)

[@aliceplanque]

@@DeconvertedMan see you 🤗

[@keyzack]

This guy does the real hardwork for us. Thank you mate 🙏

[@SHRADEX]

Holy shit that first game 😂😂😂

[@andreiamendes5449]

The deck that introduced me to this channel and that I immediately used for *inspiration*! :DDD

[@amarauk9687]

The only acceptable way to play MtG, as mr. Garfield intended

[@jeremysmith4620]

That moment when you realize your real opponent the entire time was the Arena client.

[@bobmcguffin9028]

I knew it. I could sense it would come after seeing last abzan infamy. Praised be Qwazar for this satisfying monstrosity

[@th3TwistedLight]

This is truly the "Ratatouille guy eats and flashbacks to memory of childhood" moment

[@draynged7869]

Whatever happened it was amazing to see elves hit for 17k plus damage lol

[@ouwle6618]

Hilarious video and commentary, subbed! xD

[@MetalModelMaster]

Ive been waiting for the return of this series. LOVE IT!!!

[@cardigansrule]

BTW the secret of clicking fast is to use 2 fingers (that's what she said, ami rite?). I learned this trick back in the video arcade days. Track and Field hooo!! you can even use 3 or 4 fingers if the button is big enough (that's what sheeee saaaaaid hooooo)

[@eugenecaudill5361]

Here is a deck list I thought you may like. It’s Gruul Counters, and it has an interesting interaction. Runaway Steam-Kin with Hardened scales to pump those mana benefits, and Birgi/Grinning Ignus/Hazoret’s Monument as an infinite loop for card draw and pumping. 2 Rhythm of the Wild (RNA) 201 5 Mountain (BRO) 275 5 Forest (BRO) 277 3 Favored Enemy (HBG) 66 3 Hardened Scales (J21) 99 2 Ranger Class (AFR) 202 2 Grumgully, the Generous (ELD) 192 2 Halana and Alena, Partners (VOW) 239 3 Viashino Branchrider (DMU) 150 3 Runaway Steam-Kin (GRN) 115 3 Goblin Anarchomancer (MH2) 200 3 Birgi, God of Storytelling (KHM) 123 3 Grinning Ignus (STX) 104 2 Escape to the Wilds (ELD) 189 3 Collected Company (AKR) 186 4 Gnottvold Slumbermound (KHM) 258 3 Racers' Ring (SNC) 253 2 Rockfall Vale (MID) 266 4 Stomping Ground (RNA) 259 3 Hazoret's Monument (AKR) 273 Edit: So, I realized there’s a second infinite combo. Last night I had a guy at 2 HP, and he watched me loop until I cast Banefire for 71 to drop his health to -69. I don’t remember what I cut for the Banefire’s but there are two in the deck now.

[@notdishsoap7518]

Hyper cancer returns finally

[@Ragnarok691]

Wizarrds says you are done and pulls the plug. A blue hair intervened.

[@ethanchapman3799]

He did it again Boyz master broke it again

[@Lotusdreams]

1h video? Hyper Cancer? Have my comment and upvote. You know your boy rewards the old video style

[@-Karnage]

Holy shit the disconnect was so funny. You're the funniest MTGA youtuber by far.

[@confusedgamer4240]

omg such a big comeback of hyper cancer that youtube recommanded it on my main page even tho i havent watch you for like 8 months

[@DopeyDopes]

Is this hyper cancer reborn?!

[@CarlosAlberto-rz5ok]

Lets go Qwazar sensei

[@jaker2542]

Quazar if you decide to move over to another game I will still watch your videos. I live for the storytelling. But also the constant shitting on Wizards its equally entertaining

[@MaleusMaleficarum]

Thank you addressing how they control match ups once your win rate gets too high You can tell it is happening when you get those 30-45 second pauses "looking for opponent"

[@marshroverv5632]

love to imagine the in-universe representation of what happened in that last match, like, what did that battle between those two planeswalkers look like

[@hardcoreeconomist1089]

Waited so long for this

[@randomtangela8116]

This deck has the same vibe as an enchantment blink deck I used to use where I would use a combination of Tefari's time twist, revenge of ravens and Ashiok's erasure to just stall my opponent recurring flicker of fate with bond of insight, along with some other enchantments, until my opponent just gave up and quit or I drew the one copy of dance in the manse that I owned. Also ran Doom foretold and a bunch of other cheap enchantments to stall harder.

[@Xorthis]

The intern at wizards had the alarm bell going off and quickly just ended that game before the server fire took hold. Seems they're getting better...

[@mokeich]

I like the time when you upload videos, I watch them until I fall asleep, the watch once again in the morning the early the videos come the more watch time ;)

[@Linky609]

Yes! A return to the glory days!

[@himetex]

Days asking for you to do another hyper cancer, and now I'm in a 40 minutes long queue for a match. Thanks Qwazar kun chan

[@godlynewbie]

LMAO that is insane. your a monster bro wth. subbed this was hilarious

[@caseyneuerburg6327]

my favorite of your videos. amazing

[@connormclaren0207]

This is inspiring me to bring back an ol' build, but a new version of hyper cancer liches mastery commander deck I made that just locks everyone out and I heal a bunch and then snipe everyone with a grape shot after infinitely playing the Sanguine sacrament. Aaaaahhhh the good feeling of bringing pain and suffering to the table

[@myk80824]

Earlly uploads are the best!!1!

[@michaelp7948]

I see Hyper Cancer. I click and like automatically. What a time to be alive bois!

[@dankrocka64]

We have waited 2 years for this deck

[@silkywilky7913]

15:46 That Wizards intern straight snitched on you my guy. The cancer is strong with you.

[@williebdeep6514]

That dude just cheated you I've been having that same problem I got somebody pinned in a corner and then all of a sudden the server restarts and then all of a sudden you'll see either that you won or lost the match because the match is still going on even though nobody's in that queue

[@PrematureMalone]

I thought this may be the old old hyper cancer making its rounds again on KZbin, then I saw the post date. You love to see it.

[@vca73]

Best video yet!

[@TheRusty]

Man this takes me way the heck back to Kamigawa Block, and the WG deck I was using. I forget exactly what it was, but it involved ghostly prisons, hondens, and Yosei Wazzisface. Ending games at 500 life by opponent self-mill wasn't uncommon (if the dragon didn't get him.) hardly as degenerate as this monstrosity, but the vibe is there.

[@luizrafael7939]

Thanks for that man, that second game was trully epic.

[@dudeguy8686]

Over an hour vid of Hyper Cancer? Christmas is here early

[@edricpienaar4499]

love this guy

[@jtmotley8848]

Hyper Cancer 2022: Like, Subscribe, Watch ‘Til the End Boogaloo

[@benshannon7587]

You are the true master. We are unworthy of you! Absolute savage!

[@readytogetricked1767]

With all your knowledge and deck build ideas i reached the highhest rank thank you sensei

[@stormerbuzz352]

You're right lol I played you're one angel deck in the midweek madness games and it was disgusting how good I did

[@cardigansrule]

15:48 GG wizzards. GG

[@cardigansrule]

is it wizzards cucking our boi? or is it just. smal indy develloper?

[@Tony9804]

Hyper Cancer is back!!!

[@walgekaaren1783]

*Worships the dirt under your boots* Thank you, senpai, for bringing the Cancer back! UWU May the cancering begin!!

[@bahorrina]

You must revisit this deck after each release. I can only say thank you

[@kuroc5116]

Revitalize could be a replacement for Ritual of Rejuvenation (Union of the Third Path is a worthwhile option to look at too)

[@edricpienaar4499]

more historic and hyper cancer none the less

[@facepalmjesus1608]

Rhox Faithmender loves this deck

[@ryanc3201]

Ahh, another day, another poop, and another Qwazar video. Let's go boys!

[@Patsfan1987]

Algorithm go boost!!!’ Hyper Cancer FTW!!!!!

[@SHRADEX]

Yeeeeeeeee love this

[@davidtatum8540]

The sequel i never wanted but always needed.

[@walkermartin3973]

I need my eyes bleached after this magic will never be the same

[@isaaczafuto9949]

Got to give some respect to Farm Truck, he did do like 17k damage one turn

[@chrisfaraschuk7138]

Thanks bud, I’m farmtruck I tried my damndest to beat him it wasn’t until late game that we realized who we were playing

[@22louki]

@@chrisfaraschuk7138 why extra cards on elf decks? i mean exceeding 60

[@chrisfaraschuk7138]

I don’t ever go that long in games the extra 10 cards barely noticeable most games, I usually turn 5-6 for the win. I literally call it my dolph lundgren of elves. So like rocky 4 he’s good but not the best. I have played it as a 60. It changes how many different win conditions I could go through

[@chickenstrangler3826]

@@chrisfaraschuk7138 1:05:02 Did that make you 🥲

[@chrisdixon7377]

Perfection.

[@pkmonkingchris9350]

That crash you had first game happening to everyone wizard can't seem to fix there stuff I seen bunch ppl on Facebook group im on and they all having same problem but awesome videos fun to watch

[@evanmcc2000]

Yes! excellent

[@kevanlong9403]

masterpiece

[@jakelous]

absolutely hilarious 👏👏

[@clessalvein876]

All I wanted for Christmas was hyper cancer. Quazar-senpai is truly the Santa we need but don’t deserve.

[@YooAPbruh]

i like how u got fuxed in first game by wizards.. love the game...

[@shemx6667]

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL *chefs kiss*... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@baconbits3731]

15:50 this just happened to me yesterday while having a good game after a series of bad games

[@greenplasticmoose8843]

As a massive of you AND your hyper cancer series, and as a Pittsburgher: The Pittsburger is ehh at best XD

[@ElysiarunsCO5280]

Great. You broke Magic. Thanks.

[@Elhij0]

What a time to be alive

[@goldenpony822]

this is great... aint that right table kun XD

[@General_Ignite]

HyperCancer!

[@cec6980]

My favorite archetype to see Senpai play.

[@ErmindoLindo]

Its Alive........ Again.........

So busted that even break Arena for several hours. Niiiiiiice!

[@33rdHunter]

It's back again!