I Died Young Because Of 1 Choice - Imagine Lifetimes

I chose smoking as my college major and quickly entered a life of crime.
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[@joshuaesdelle978]

Captainsauce: continuously smokes from childhood and dies because it Also CaptainSauce:*shocked Pikachu face*

[@lorimastroianni8317]

Lmao

[@joshuaesdelle978]

Captainsauce:That the name of my real girlfriend Everyone: *shocked Pikachu face*

[@LivingThing28]

Joshua Esdelle lol

[@shellsTea24]

When did he get is girlfriend and why would she stay with him rip her

[@acejoker1477]

I don't even know if he had a girlfriend so I have like five shocked Pikachu faces

[@galacticnovastudios]

I feel like he’s probably been in the relationship for a while. Most KZbin’s don’t make relationships known because the channels can get negativity effected. Only real reason is if they also are KZbinr so you get shared publicity.

[@joshuaesdelle978]

@@acejoker1477 in one of older videos he talk to his girlfriend on camera

[@Silver-Synthesis]

14:57 Captain Sauce has confirmed he has a girlfriend. Let's remember that people.

[@edwinedi383]

This was my reaction 😮😮😮😮

[@xosharpieloverxo]

@Indiana Jones i was about to say that xD

[@Silver-Synthesis]

Well since than he hasn't said anything about her once. Until Now that is.

[@xosharpieloverxo]

@@Silver-Synthesis but he has

[@Silver-Synthesis]

@@xosharpieloverxo not by name

[@neck1156]

Captain sauce: *Exists* Some random game: let me introduce myself

[@cloudtender8813]

3 Random Games: Hold My Code!

[@son9115]

You should watch dankify or uslesstime

[@frycandle1775]

Some random developer: let me introduce myself

[@tabkey]

*Chose the severity of your crimes* **Screams and Car crashes** CaptainSauce-*Y E S I W A N T* *T H A T O N E*

[@amandapanda5087]

Lol

[@payne267]

I spit out my milk at that intro

[@mheannethony]

@@payne267 nooooooo the milk

[@drago54321]

@@mheannethony my dad hasn't got the milk :(

[@tranquilotl3335]

Cap: loses all of life’s opportunities to smoking. “This is so cool!!!”

[@Joey-bd3nq]

CAP! CLONE DRONE GOT A BIG UPDATE! THEY ADDED COOP TO MULTIPLAYER, THE TITLE SCREEN AND AREAS ARE DIFFERENT AND LOTS MORE!!!

[@chingas9378]

He could play coop with ban

[@xosharpieloverxo]

Agree xD

[@minter1555]

Delta..? Is That You..?

[@Genweirdo]

He said he has a girlfriend so now we need to beg him to play clone drone with his girlfriend.

[@missingindy]

SHIT GO ON TWITTER AND TELL HIM RIGHT NOW OR SEND HIM A LETTER

[@djpickle3414]

I like how he said his girlfriend's name but he doesn't say his own name

[@B3XBP0]

I just thought of that! Wow lets give him a name then...hmm it has to be specal like him...hmmm...cs...christhopher? Hmmm...he dose look like a chris but Idk XD

[@djpickle3414]

@@B3XBP0 Chris it is!!!!!

[@overmountain]

I swear to god, anybody who spells Christopher with a “th” should burn in hell with Geoff and Britanni.

[@darle7471]

@@overmountain ._. Uhhhhhh......

[@charitymagutshwa6227]

@@overmountain my name is Christopher and that's how u spell it

[@frycandle1775]

Hey there CaptainSauce, Thanks for doing another episode on my game Imagine Lifetimes, I appreciate it! -Frycandle

[@george9371]

Frycandle uhhh I don’t think he saw it

[@frycandle1775]

@@george9371 No worries, I've exchanged some e-mails with CaptainSauce :D

[@george9371]

Frycandle :D

[@williamspirralafton3143]

@@george9371 hello :)

[@tylerwalker9883]

Hears gun shots and money Sauce: I want that amount of crimes Thanks for the likes

[@dapperdapper3902]

You know its a serious crime whenyou hear money lol

[@darle7471]

@@dapperdapper3902 lol

[@sallyking8102]

CREEPER

[@bubblegun4242]

@@sallyking8102 AWW MAN

[@frycandle1775]

Just the right amount!

[@ShadowTheLion]

Hey I don't think that was soda I think it was beer

[@overmountain]

No shit.

[@tylern6420]

@Alexander Valdez Why make soda looking beer if you don't want to make a death colored cookie disguised as a normal cookie?

[@pizzacarter9777]

No I think it was soda because it is illegal to drink alcohol when under the age of 21

[@jamesbarry7943]

Not in England

[@somerandomyaya8958]

@@pizzacarter9777 but there is an option to smoke and his in college he should at least 21 years old

[@nonfallendoggo5443]

"Why is it so hard to cheat on my girlfriend" -CaptainSauce 2019

[@amandapanda5087]

Let's hope Chelsey didn't hear that lol

[@Shawn-DIONNE]

Why the voice sounds familiar

[@makaylacollins7393]

last time i was this early he went into battle with a truck in a golf cart

[@Kyoki_The_Dark_Elf]

What?!?!

[@Cok27]

You've never played tuber simulator!

[@amateuramazingamigos4433]

Pffffshhh you know it's fun right?

[@ShayanSaqiba]

Look im not really supposed to give my opinion but,

[@PugnaciousProductions]

The unfaced gamer // mobile Gamer but wat nerdbucker

[@dereksmith3390]

Video game: how much smoking do u want in this video CaptainSauce: yes

[@tads8723]

Manager: are you the villain or the hero? Captain Sauce: *YES*

[@stuartstribling2296]

“He’s saying his first words look” A-nne, mutti,VA-TI “That kids is how the devil devoured the Jaminsons”

[@mcgaming859]

I wonder if captainsauce meet graystillplays what would happen🤔

[@Rexzilarate]

Awesomeness... just saying

[@Trenty_Boi]

Mc Gaming i think they already know each other

[@mcgaming859]

Trenty Boi Really?

[@mcgaming859]

HEY CAP DO YOU KNOW GRAYSTILLPLAYS?

[@Trenty_Boi]

Mc Gaming i think so, I remember him saying something about him and ol uncle grey, but i think thats blitz

[@GhostHelwig]

I love that there are so many random, unexpected endings in this video. That last one was particularly hilarious. 😂 I wonder if it’s random chance that gets you caught or if you always get caught when you commit the most amount of crimes. Either way, I’d love to see more of this game!

[@deanothedino6789]

can you make this a series of all the endings

[@tranquilotl3335]

I love how Cap thinks the drinking is soda XD

[@amandapanda5087]

So innocent and wholesome

[@braydenjones2539]

A wild pimple appeared captainsauce dosent make a Pokemon joke on it

[@overmountain]

That *IS* the joke.

[@Silver-Synthesis]

Cheers to Captain Sauce for having the smokest life possible.

[@SylviaRustyFae]

11:32 It finally hits CaptainSauce that drinking is not referrin to soda xD

[@_SHIBRITS]

Youre the funniest youtuber in the world and your face of the crime thing was so funny man

[@tracekoedam5586]

Wait, so we don't even know Sause's name but now we know his girlfriend's name.

[@amandapanda5087]

That's just how he is, I guess lol

[@BlitzerFogLeague]

nah its out there, just up to you if u wanna spend time finding it

[@tracekoedam5586]

@@BlitzerFogLeague Tried finding it before spent like 2 hours doing it but no luck

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

Jay Not really because that feels stalker-ish

[@TekTheNinja]

Wait, CaptainSauce has a girlfriend? I thought he was a total loser like me. Unsubbed! (kidding.)

[@YoWsgDex]

I thought he was married

[@Moircuus]

He mentioned it a while back, I just didn't know if it was still going on

[@Moircuus]

Also, good luck in finding your love, I'm sure ther are out there somewhere

[@juicedapple9449]

@@Moircuus What a coincidence this is, randomly scrolling through the comments and finding you.

[@Moircuus]

@@juicedapple9449 lmao

[@mirandamusprime]

Captinsauce:"I'm gonna be a cheerleader" Me:"Your gonna be a TABS unit Captinsauce,really,XD?!"

[@inkdd1463]

I’m only at the intro and I’m lmao already (mainly the face he makes from scrolling his “crime rating”)

[@ScopeShot]

To the 0.9% of humans reading this comment, I hope you reach all your dreams in this life! My dream is to make others laugh at my content (:

[@syzchoron16]

ScopeShot XD

[@dareegod8056]

Great job

[@dawncafer4304]

Noice

[@cloaker2242]

Same ass comment

[@CasualWeasel]

Well you have succeeded

[@demonicdrn3037]

You should play fun with ragdolls Like so CaptainSauce will see

[@user-cn9ks5tl1c]

Cap always helps these small games, so nice of him.

[@annak8604]

Absolutely would love to see more of this game

[@SuperCater]

This game has such a onimous feeling to it like your in a simulation or something just me ok

[@kamillaamores4604]

*sees the first part of the video* FBI: *THIS IS FBI OPEN UP*

[@amandapanda5087]

Nah, the FBI probably is entertained by Cap's videos lol

[@King_of_Gamers2099]

They pulled no punches with that smoking ending man like damn

[@xxJulesxx]

This game is super funny but especially with Captain’s commentary 😂😂

[@acejoker1477]

I was legit just a watching the last episode again

[@TooDudical4U]

I was today years old when I realized he was dating someone

[@bdwlf7670]

I love it how the farther the crimes the wider your eye lids XD

[@vael9541]

i love how his eyes got wider and wider after moving the crime bar

[@psycho7642]

Everyday we learn something for instance how many ppl didn’t know he had a gf

[@PugnaciousProductions]

PSYCHO Gaming101 It was mentioned in one of his first videos

[@octopie5610]

What about his name? Dose anyone know it

[@PugnaciousProductions]

OctoPie56 nope

[@Taper_our]

Heya cap please for the love of all things alive PLEASE PLAY GOD OF WAR

[@dennablanch3380]

STFU

[@imaweeb8417]

Yes pls

[@lmfaolmao8853]

I love watching ur vids Cap u make me laugh so much and thanks for that and can u plz play more T.A.B.S cuz I love those videos

[@alinagluzman8624]

Aww man my streak! Btw love your videos

[@beanosthehuman3903]

When he said I am going to be a loser and read I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE ATTACKED

[@Geo_TV]

Lol

[@zoro6033]

8:13 and here we have a 40 year old man saying mama like a baby Cap:2019

[@dennablanch3380]

He isn't 40. He's in his 20s

[@_dominator08_52]

NUGGET!!

[@zoro6033]

@@dennablanch3380 20s WHAT HOW I I I........ How i tough he was in his 30s 40s

[@pewdsfanlasanga7089]

Oh hi nugget

[@pewdsfanlasanga7089]

Remember me

[@aidandrury9542]

All of that swiping left is me trying to find someone to help me with Minecraft PvP who doesn't think I'm unteachable

[@NotKris1_1]

Shady dude in the in the street captainsauce this is perfect

[@zeropointsformegamesandmor930]

10:58 Bottom of list: "Drinking" Cap: *Okay so I can't get a college major in drinking*

[@purplewombatsandpinkjellybeans]

Day 9 of asking cap to play My Mighty Dragon

[@weldon703]

I found something interesting about this game, this game is not afraid to throw a curveball at you at any point in time. When I downloaded this game after watching it from CaptainSauce and GrayStillPlays, I majored in accounting and got my character to apply for an accounting job. But before I could sign it, the Mom said: "And that's when it struck you..." then the contract got struck by lightning and ended the game right there for me. It told me that "Life is unfair". All I could do is sit and watch as I tried to process what had just happened. After the death music started playing, I clicked on the pile of ash that was once my job contract, then it took me back to the beginning of the game. I spent a good 15 minutes thinking about that moment and a little bit of life realignment.

[@davidoquist193]

Thank for making daily content love u cap play more Minecraft

[@luckypunfire6263]

Quick tip: there are rare random events in this game. Let's hope you're lucky enough to stumble upon one.

[@thevirtualpierat7019]

Captain sauce you should watch how to basic’s how to make McDonald’s French fries video. It’s better than it sounds Like so he can see please

[@erekgamingberliner2]

Love the vid captainsauce

[@mrsteamy8568]

Love your content keep it up

[@deltalord6969]

Well captain sauce your still making videos so I believe that. Is a lie.

[@godihatesociety]

I thought your gf was a hot sauce bottle

[@keniarivera7022]

Comment stealer!

[@godihatesociety]

@@keniarivera7022 no im not

[@-_.87w]

I love that when the college majors nearly were all smoking RELIIGION was the last one

[@skriss8005]

This really takes a dark turn

[@themitochondriaisthepowerh2074]

Hi

[@tectonic5719]

you did it yay

[@lui1867]

Hello

[@pewdsfanlasanga7089]

You are fierst

[@lui1867]

pewdsfan lasagna what?

[@wanderingknights9911]

She was disappointed because if you say mama first you’re a girl if you say data you’re a boy

[@koejaee]

I honestly think it doesn’t matter who you chose in the beginning.

[@B3XBP0]

I said da da first and imma girl XD

[@wanderingknights9911]

I Think that’s how it works But I can be proven wrong

[@rejectedprojects7702]

Choose the severity of your crimes: Capt:yes

[@shr00m_vr]

"Choose the severity of your crimes" yes

[@bellaandalley7638]

I love this so keep playing please

[@laurareven2548]

I love this!

[@clipsyoudontwatch]

3:49 “come on!“ Bad choice of words in this situation

[@_dominator08_52]

Keep up the good work 👍

[@jaxcraft2848]

6:21: Yup. You can' stop smoking and it takes over and ruins your life.

[@jaxcraft2848]

7:13: Well, what did you expect!? XD

[@nuclearsu]

The first 25 second I watched this I stared to laugh that I could have already finshed the video.

[@gabe6692]

Cap: moves slider. Caps eyebrows: go up with money pile.

[@poggu9776]

Cap:that's the name of my actual girlfriend!! Me: *spits my water* WHAT!!

[@robinpratthastings568]

Oh u poor thing on bad timing

[@keithperrott9550]

You know captain sauce is supposed to be a hero right, I know its hard to believe

[@averyandisaacdouglas3766]

I like how at 11:00 he is looking for drinking and it is at the bottom of the screen and he did not see it.

[@gulzarshoro836]

Captain sauce make some totally accurate battle Simulator videos they are so good

[@PianoHypnoshroom]

Love this game

[@cloudtender8813]

CaptainSauce: Only makes bad LifeChoices Also CaptainSauce: WHY DO I NEVER DIE OF OLD AGE

[@skylapower2372]

Captain sauce: can you stop putting those delish soda pops in my face Me:thats beer

[@user-hf7ie2sy5d]

6:05 Observation: Every major in alphabetical order. Smoking is not, as S does not come before P (you can even see another S option below.)

[@gamerdude7622]

When the severity goes UP hes eyebrows and eyes Go UP also

[@puzzlednose4089]

11:00 Cap: No major in drinking Me:the bottom of the screen says otherwise.

[@kritter9447]

The force is strong with the potatoe child

[@TheJoeshow420]

I love captain sauce not because he’s Canadian like me but hes the funniest guy 😂

[@susanasalazar4636]

I'm sick but your vid make me feel better

[@a.v.6764]

Your one of my favorite youtuber

[@midnightnovelist1116]

20:45 "Where you at Francis?!?!?!" "Looking good Francis, like you've been pitching not catching! Still not ringing any bells? *Lifts mask partially* how about now?!?"

[@shadowgamer5scorpio815]

Captain Sauce. When picking your choice of pets, wait aroynd a bit a third one might appear

[@yessyniarty]

woaahh hello capt! Long time not see!!!! Woaahh you have more than 1M subs now?????? I'm your old subscriber, I know you from the life of Kevin. Congrats, you're a true legend!!!!

[@storyshiftchara7744]

this game be dark. so dark it will strike fear into te most cold hearted eing

[@behlahkanorwala9311]

Captainsauce: yeah I want that many crimes Door: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Kyoki_The_Dark_Elf]

My cat still agrees that the teacher looks like Loki, because he looked up again when you said it. Lol I'm really starting to question why I watch things with him in the room. Last time I watched Thor he tried to break the tv whenever his name was said. I'll admit at least my cat knows his name is Loki since he tried to smack Thor during the end of the movie.

[@keondrecumberbatch6412]

When you are looking at so !any options but find your perfect match😂😂 5:58

[@rayfire8955]

Son: dies. Parents: Good thing we bought that 18 year warranty.

[@tsimchuah]

Of course the commitment of crime part

[@khorneflakes4446]

You should play Don't Starve Together, by Klei Entertainment. They've updated the game greatly, and reworked some characters.

[@theldrakis]

seems you forgot you had drinking and smoking again. though its fun to watch your vids.

[@pipermays8965]

Omg that teacher did look like loki I freaking love loki bro

[@toddfisher2135]

0:18 JEEZ

[@saltykitchenknifes2612]

man you know you have a pure mind if you think beer is soda