I tried to be a killer but instead became a simp - 100 Years Life Sim

[@YeetmanTheTrue]

"It's a baby, not toast, you can't choose how dark it is!" Oh yes I can, with the power of fire.

[@jillwarne4571]

😐

[@Waiting851]

Oh yes and like toast we can make it taste bad

[@Missionlvw72]

@@Waiting851 let’s put white butter all over the child and I would like mine to be pitch black

[@noki1105]

@@jillwarne4571 "😐"-🤓❄❄

[@youreadmychannelname]

@@Missionlvw72 when you say “butter” I think you mean pretty much plastic cuz we all know that people put fake butter on there toast

[@blindingstarsiri2929]

When a serial killer and a simp cross, I believe the word you're looking for is "yandere"

[@rhombus4786]

No I believe the word you're looking for is "space ranger"

[@miguelr8434]

@@rhombus4786 No I believe the word you're looking for is "testimonials"

[@justamicrowave5297]

@@miguelr8434 no I believe the word you’re looking for is “shit the fbi is at my door”

[@justamicrowave5297]

@WESTON BLAIR oh shit not again Cooking stuff at intense heats in my face hurts.

[@Kerbster]

@@justamicrowave5297 no i believe the word your looking for it "OH FUCK"

[@celefo]

in all my years I would have never thought the sentence “the hokey pokey kid just jumped off a cliff” would be used

[@generalfloppa5798]

Yes

[@celefo]

it’s an dance that was popular back in the day

[@alandinho32]

POGERS ARE HERE

[@anthonyandronaco9336]

It’s still popular now idiots

[@celefo]

if you say so

[@Yipper64]

15:28 ah yes, the two choices in life, cry, or find a job.

[@derdbolt8906]

Correction:ah yes, The two choices in life,cry,or find a job Then cry

[@eclipciadarkmoon4105]

This is actually really accurate though. 😢

[@lawden210]

The "Cry" option is probably one of the most funniest cutscene in the game

[@jack-nt6ys]

"Hangout with a polar bear selling cocaine in a snowstorm"-captain sauce 2021

[@alkestos]

My usual Thursday evening.

[@duskglider8906]

Most accurate description I’ve seen for a white screen

[@QueenStLove]

so random

[@derrickrutledge3486]

@@monkeyswillbemonkeys what “ “ cap

[@TheREALSuperVegito]

lmao

[@dinosquidd]

Cap: "Did the boss lady step on you too hard?" Me and Cap: I thought you were into that!

[@lorensvlogs3045]

Funny nuber

[@jovanvelovski5670]

"Maybe you should step on me, oh she actually stepped on me!" ive never seen cap laugh so hard ever

[@amandapanda5087]

"It's a baby, not toast! You can't just choose how dark it comes out!"

[@jasonjason105]

-caption sauce 2021

[@WowieZowie123]

Literally just saw that part of the video

[@felloutboy7991]

Good

[@btws9mply]

Lol

[@generalfloppa5798]

Stick it in a toaster

[@skedichlavender2]

Captain sauce is the only KZbinr that can make ANYTHING watchable

[@busterjax7797]

Facts

[@Ty_0..9]

its true tho

[@LegoPiccoloOG]

Facts

[@felloutboy7991]

Double facts

[@volaralex1235]

That is a fact that will never not be true

[@Mithril-]

Do You want to get out of here Normal people:yes Captainsauce:nah I wanna be fish poop

[@jaxonvolking1971]

@Jake Doug his Call Grimm fate for a reason

[@shweli4326]

@Jake Doug Stfu bot

[@goodmemesaregood1479]

@@shweli4326 nah mate he was making a reference to his pfp

[@lukeperry3454]

And a fun addition is that at that point you can hear oot music

[@derrickrutledge3486]

“That miss has a right hook that can put a elephant to sleep” Cap 2021

[@volaralex1235]

Someone should make a cap quote book

[@ZeldaFan-vs5nw]

@@volaralex1235 If you did it I would buy 30

[@volaralex1235]

@@ZeldaFan-vs5nw really? Hmm I might make one - not for the money the money is just a bonus- but becuz I get to watch cap for hours on end and write down qoutes

[@ZeldaFan-vs5nw]

@@volaralex1235 that's sounds like the best life ever

[@volaralex1235]

@@ZeldaFan-vs5nw that's because it is

[@Shawggycat]

I played this game once and I was like this would totally be a game that Captainsauce Would play

[@eclipciadarkmoon4105]

I kinda want to play it too!

[@errorbirdesther]

@@eclipciadarkmoon4105 then I hope you like waiting for levels to load and the load bar won't go anywhere and will stay on 0%

[@chaos4877]

Can we get a second episode? I kinda want to see the rest of Spum's life.

[@Christian_H3rnand3z]

You should totally continue with this gameplay, besides, we've only gotten through 30-100 years.

[@Zack_Zander]

“Maybe step on me- oh my god she actually stepped on me-“ Oh my god the timing, XD

[@pozhiloy_d-class5192]

In TF2, crit deletes you. In Life Sim, crit makes you.

[@gotsomham]

In life sim, crit makes you. In Soviet Pootis, crit deletes you.

[@archiemojica346]

Ah yes random crits

[@tuesday9670]

"Is this what women do in the washroom? They just take off all their clothes and...practice fight club?" *The world may never know*

[@MajinFrostbite]

Girls would know

[@fadingdreamx]

As a female, I would possess you with this knowledge but it is too far from capable for the average male mind, so I cannot grant you access to the info.

[@bruh8545]

@@fadingdreamx eh just hit it

[@czarthestar2580]

@@fadingdreamx i am smarter than than the average male

[@maestrotm8850]

100 years no parole. No questions asked.

[@Theagames10]

I hope CaptainSauce plays Power Wash Simulator, people say it's a satisfying game.

[@snarwhal]

Watch Smiity Play it

[@SonGoku-sc6it]

It really is not satisfying I really don’t get it

[@Theagames10]

@@SonGoku-sc6it You and me both!

[@captainboy479]

It’s satisfying but it isn’t really a game where captainsauce can joke about not very funny

[@SonGoku-sc6it]

@@captainboy479 that’s exactly right

[@beanbisket7581]

5:20 “am I about to get kidnapped by Kirby?” Cap you never cease to amaze me

[@beanbisket7581]

@Deborah Ajao oh no

[@beanbisket7581]

@Deborah Ajao OH GOD NO

[@beanbisket7581]

@Deborah Ajao nooooooooooooooooo

[@beanbisket7581]

@Deborah Ajao NONONPONONNNONOONNONONONONOONNONONONONONONOONNOONONONNOONNOONNOONNONOOONNOONNOONNOONNONO

[@beanbisket7581]

@Deborah Ajao ✋😳🤚 🔫😩

[@LisaRay-GhostQueen]

As a woman I can confirm that is exactly what happens in the bathroom. A secret woman only fight clubs. And clothes are only in the way.

[@blakelove3871]

OMG yeasss girl ik were you coming from as a female as well but the men were never supposed to know 😂

[@maskedboiiiii]

Baby:nods* Dad:pls no.. Baby:splits in half* Dad:screams in pain and sadness*

[@cloakerpayday2970]

You know that it'll be a good video when someone gets knocked out in the first minute

[@Abstraktwolf794]

Well yh he is only in his 30s he will still have it for like 10 years

[@antihero2540]

Madness will spread when captain sauce is their

[@doomkat3282]

You could have used they're or there, but chose their

[@burnttoast5372]

@@doomkat3282 they're is short for they are

[@thecantankerouspancake9464]

Clone drone in the danger zone has an update! The story continues, captainsauce must play.

[@felloutboy7991]

Spum: gets turned into chop Suey in the bathroom. Cap: ...

[@felloutboy7991]

6 likes, this puts a smile on my face

[@aydenator27]

this did not happen in the video. bad comment.

[@felloutboy7991]

Oh it’s a metaphor, he got hit in the head in the girls bathroom in the first five seconds of the video

[@aydenator27]

@@felloutboy7991 no, the second half of your comment. it didnt happen in the video.

[@felloutboy7991]

You’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer

[@DragonFyst]

The guy in the stall walks out and looks at the urinal and is in a state of amazement and disgust.

[@Ryuu77777]

I don’t understand how captain sauce can laugh at anything It’s so entertaining watching his videos

[@Teriyaki_Zombie]

Btw, Clone Drone In The Danger Zone had an update with a new enemy, you should check it out!

[@Corn138]

Chapter 5 came out too!

[@Teriyaki_Zombie]

@@Corn138 yeah, glad he revisited the series after this video!

[@Corn138]

Yup!

[@masonberends687]

I haven’t watched this channel in months and practically forgot about it. Until right now, I did not remember what the intro sounded like. But when it played, the memory kicked in.

[@Cicada_4324]

I finished my watch later list right before this. Perfect timing, cap.

[@A_Man_The_Man]

My watch later list has 3336 thousand videos

[@ZeldaFan-vs5nw]

I still have about 2600 more to watch not including this

[@angelgalvez7082]

@@A_Man_The_Man wow :0 my highest is 12

[@WowieZowie123]

@@A_Man_The_Man weak. Mine is currently at 10,626. That's down from 17k lmao.

[@tomeofslyev]

"Maybe she should actually step on me- OHMAGAWD SHE ACTUALLY STEPPED ON ME" -CaptainSauce

[@mayawhitten-desroches9800]

Day 18 of asking captain to play Turnip boy commits tax evasion

[@godlycatwastaken]

Petition: Signed

[@i_love_rocks]

Signed

[@lorensvlogs3045]

Singed

[@xeroclan9595]

If you're going to ruin Spum's life, you might as well ruin Spumina's life.

[@cactuspulp]

It has been years since I've watched you regularly, so I'm glad to report I have found my way back. Crazy how much success you have found in the meantime, but it is definitely deserved.

[@butcherboy2008]

10:25 Actually, the light is the glow from the fires of Hell. The voice telling you to go into the light is Satan playing one last trick.

[@theastroguy7417]

SAUCE!! Chapter five of clone drone in the danger zone is finally here!

[@h-redline]

Captain sauce can make watching paint dry funny ANYTHING that’s boring or not funny captain sauce will make it funny and entertaining no matter what it is

[@GhostHelwig]

This was hilarious. This game is super weird, and I kind of love it for that. 😂 I’d love to see more!

[@zebrahammer8096]

Yeah it comes out depending on what colour the mail man is

[@Daxxxishere]

I love this content so much.

[@soupofficial726]

Game: ,world peace, or ,god doesn't exist, Cap: I am now an aethiest.

[@thefirephoenix872]

The good optiom

[@RareM.]

Can't believe cap mentioned Digimon in this video, brings back nostalgia XD

[@thereduxi0n97]

This looks like the kind of game where one of your options is to eat bread or toes

[@regiesteel5872]

6:31 no one told you life was gonna be this way

[@Buff_Helpy]

I did a double take when she actually stepped on him.

[@grantstepka9328]

Baby:breaks knight Dad:goes super sane

[@longcatlong2379]

I’ve played this game and finished it so many times but it always makes me laugh when I get arrested for being homeless.

[@thefrenchtaunter7916]

8:18 its a colossal mouth bass

[@Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic]

YAYYYYY CAPTAINSAUCE is here!

[@WafflesMuzick]

No you got it right it is a Lamborghini Aventador Roadster, Ferrari's don't have a wedge shape like Lamborghini's do.

[@webkarma9654]

Good 'ol life simulators, never let you down. I would've decked that boss in her ungrateful face though

[@sansmimikyu2618]

they never give you up either

[@SonGoku-sc6it]

I saw your comment on jacks video and it was very well spoken

[@anthenmiller5748]

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say more.

[@barnismyname915]

This is one of the best titles I have seen.

[@potatoe3085]

“How many times do I have to say I don’t wanna be black before it sounds bad” 🤣

[@el3ctrusgamerplush281]

I like his reaction to the toilet when he saw it

[@tectonicFloridaman]

This is gonna be great

[@dragonsongthevoracious1761]

What you said to jacksepticeye was amazing. Thank you for being there for him.

[@n3oncoryx]

Im glad you played this, ive been having alot of fun with it

[@Trad0r]

Just by the title you already know this is going to be good.

[@ez5580]

Day 22 of asking captain sauce to bring back the west of loathing series.

[@lorensvlogs3045]

Me to

[@nobody-hq7wx]

" i like the tickle lady's idea " lol

[@ADamnChair]

Love his content!

[@John14_frshmn]

A new fresh video from the sauce boss

[@grieffz6646]

I return to watch your videos after like idk 6 fucking months and this is the first video I see 🤣

[@Marmedo9]

Nobody: ..... The thumbnail: I'm unique

[@salladFingerSalsa50]

I’m so glad that captainsauce didn’t become a reaction channel.

[@Ashley-the-fox]

Same

[@salladFingerSalsa50]

@Deborah Ajao a lot of other gaming channels had switched during a certain period and I am just glad that captainsauce wasn’t one of them

[@Sbaa12123]

I realize I watch every video of captainsause for 2 years and I still do

[@Finnbuckebroth]

This has more liked then a girl has talked to me.

[@rhombus4786]

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died

[@kingkalico]

@@rhombus4786 godzirra*

[@rhombus4786]

@@kingkalico gourdzirra is the halloween varient of godzirra, and godzirra is the stroked out reincarnation of godzilla

[@toddzebob427]

GODZILLA

[@No-mc7gm]

The hell you just say?

[@bigboi8925]

I love watching cap play these weird mobile games

[@Orio435]

“am i about to get kidnapped by kirby?” -CaptainSauce,July 21st 2021

[@xpluto8461]

That left hook in the intro looked painful xD

[@aydenator27]

it was a right hook

[@levib7428]

When ever I’m having a bad day I like to watch your videos to cheer me up

[@Glisten456]

Only the Captain can turn his serial killer into a simp.

[@gamedayplays7894]

"it's a baby, not toast, you can't just choose how dark it's gonna come out" wiser words have never been spoken

[@jamesscalzo3033]

Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep playing 100 years, we need to know more about "spum"!!

[@ADiscipleOfJesus]

I cant explain how Good Captain Sauce's videos are.

[@masky773]

I saw another youtuber play this and I just thought, “Man, why hasn’t Captain Sauce played this yet!”

[@Formalics]

It took me 3 minutes to realize that this video is brand new and not some random 3 random games video that I forgot to watch

[@Vasanthias]

This dude uploads more consistently than I sleep

[@ultrashadowmutant819]

I just noticed that you commented on Jack’s last video that he posted about how hard he’s having it. Awesome of you to do something like that.

[@sergeant_archdornan]

"I don't wanna be black!" -CaptainSauce (2021)

[@claylikeleeno2633]

I'm going through something lately and your video's are really helping me power through it so thank you

[@bot2thot25]

I just might survive my Freshmen year with Cap as my sanity giver

[@nexuslord6831]

The genuine horror both on his face, and in his voice upon looking at that toilet

[@valbroderick8156]

I liked the moment I saw an infant destroy his dad's toy just for the sake of messing with him, and then the dad realizing his true power as a super Sayan.😂

[@szexie]

Hey cap. I’m I’m SUPER sick with a destructive cold. Your videos have helped me through my parents divorcee and the pain of my cold. I love you videos. -Your biggest fan!

[@LilAce14]

Once I saw Sim in the title I knew I should watch it 6:49 is hilarious 😂 hurricane chalupa

[@Kingkam_77]

I think you forgot the p

[@peaboi8547]

this title pretty much sums up captain sauce pretty well

[@invaderbrickstudios900]

This is one of the best videos I've laughed at thank you

[@Imnothunt3r]

Captain sauce finds the weirdest games and takes the biggest sacrafice for us

[@airsoft-hh3jv]

A polar bear, selling cocaine, in a snow Strom !!! Genius.

[@jazminmartinez5429]

I should NOT be eating while watching Sauce's videos. 😅 They make me laugh really hard 😂

[@barnine6432]

That reverse michal Jackson joke chouat me off guard cuz I was takeing a drink when he said it and I almost spit it out

[@redbloodblade7179]

You either die a hero. Or you live.long enough to see yourself become the villian

[@tellg0t090]

Captainsauce tries to make a psycopath and makes a simp instead

[@bentleyrodrigues4270]

The cocaine from The Polar Bear was actually pretty good

[@lynodyssey3950]

This is the first video of yours that I’ve stumbled on and you are so entertaining!

[@BryanDes]

Captainsauce The King Of Pun