I Dm’d 100 Girls as a Professional Footballer

Dm'd 100 terrible football pick-up lines to people on Tinder and it's absolutely glorious
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[@fletchermcintosh2918]

Chris has definitely made this video to remind himself that he isn’t actually pro

[@arcadesic2808]

He cries about it every day tbh

[@awszaza3225]

He doesn't need that mate , he can just watch one of his episodes of "The ultimate team" and look at the time he took to get the challenges done

[@donotpressonmyprofilpic5166]

Wanna Play A Game? Doñt look at my name

[@footballchannel9366]

don't miss portugal vs france tonight #footballchannel93

[@vibes4813]

Chris is just tryna flex

[@ELYYT]

“Want to crash at my place tonight” is the most subtle line but best of the video 😂

[@nonamenorman9410]

I wish I understood it.

[@sly7190]

@@nonamenorman9410 Basically Marcos Alonso killed someone In a crash,

[@Senne_Claes]

@@sly7190 really?

[@sly7190]

@@Senne_Claes Madrid police have confirmed that the Bolton Wanderers defender Marcos Alonso was involved in a car accident in which a woman died. The 20-year-old crashed a BMW into a stone wall- Wikipedia.

[@RdeCGaming]

Why did i think that was Fernando Alonso​@@sly7190

[@JackVaughan02]

"I Dm'd 100 women" Meanwhile the majority are men.

[@davidl.8722]

majority

[@jaydenafc6073]

Majority

[@ehwassupdoc7901]

majority

[@j-roc6989]

Probably all 😆

[@Mrstench3566]

Gay af

[@mahdiahmed2122]

Chris and Ollies bounce of each other humour nothing beats it

[@imagoofygoober298]

Same Icon

[@tommyquinn5314]

Arsenal fans: we deserve respect *Also arsenal fans* “I’m an Arsenal fan but an even bigger fan of your arse”

[@arcadesic2808]

This comment is gold

[@donotpressonmyprofilpic5166]

Wanna Play A Game? Doñt look at my name

[@barmyarmy5215]

I’ve liked this comment even though I’m an Arsenal fan.

[@blueunniverse2608]

Lol I’m an arsenal fan

[@runshootkillstuff3391]

@@donotpressonmyprofilpic5166 ok I haven't look at your name has the game ended? 😂

[@heyoimjax]

chris, you said “dming 100 girls” but all you did was dm W2S’s sister

[@DODGER-OFFICIAL]

@@donotpressonmyprofilpic5166 I'm not going to I'm not going to im going to

[@niamhkelly5773]

@@donotpressonmyprofilpic5166 ok i won't press it

[@footballchannel9366]

don't miss portugal vs france tonight #footballchannel93

[@SC-ql9ff]

Ok I won't watch the video

[@Hoxnator]

Did he acctually? If so give a timestamp

[@akinfifa0189]

“Do chelsea kick off in 10’’ ‘’Because Willy is warming up’’ Unreal

[@meow_meow7376]

That’s great

[@lukerogers1108]

They could say it about wolves as well because of there defender willy boly

[@youngclueless7364]

Shouldve done the David Neres: *I am Chris Dixon. Come to me.*

[@jorgevillatoro9118]

Chris’ girlfriend: he’s uncomfortable good at this...

[@senseivfx8806]

*uncomfortbly

[@aspiringscientist1616]

*uncomfortably

[@702.Joshua_]

Chris’s*

[@peazyp]

@@senseivfx8806 *uncomfortably

[@dezwalford8964]

True

[@ra8yan478]

Shannon isn’t going to be happy after this

[@harveybolland3197]

Can’t believe there was nothing like the infamous “I am David neres. Come to me”

[@elirosen3008]

You're telling me that chris didn't make a slip pun for the lad named gerrard?

[@msirvespula4841]

Or a lovely cushion header pun 🤣

[@tomcottis238]

Must have slipped his mind

[@scottclark2912]

are you gerrard because you slipped into my demba ba-arse

[@adambenhar9891]

@@tomcottis238 literaly the best thing i havee ever heard

[@tobydrums8484]

The fact that he does this is hilarious. Got to love good ole’ Chris

[@Nix42069]

Not really old Chris 😂😂 rip fifa content

[@tobydrums8484]

@@Nix42069 lol

[@donotpressonmyprofilpic5166]

Wanna Play A Game? Doñt look at my name

[@whrlds]

Since when did Chris become WillNE

[@rothw2004]

Haha that’s great!🤣😂

[@joshuablake6369]

Haha

[@josetheprince8722]

He hasn’t become a pale twat yet what you on ab

[@pearce9853]

‘Am I Bayern Leverkusen and you spurs?’ Cause I’d love to transfer you a son’ Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-oh5ez2xm2b]

Things I’m getting accustomed to: -Liverpool players getting injured -Chris Md making a banger video

[@eduardhueffer9205]

😭😭😭😭

[@santosargueta2557]

Lol

[@rohangarg2468]

Getting the all clear from Shannon. Shannon: F*ck no

[@alexmoule3865]

How could you match with a ‘Raheem’ and not make a sterling joke

[@evalenagroen6557]

"I would dive for you"

[@harrydawson1703]

Definitely should’ve messaged Gerard: “you’re not a looker, but i’m not Pique”

[@njwooding]

Ollie’s humour is so underrated

[@kakashi9489]

tinder : what would you like tod- Chrismd: "professional footballer, 24, 1 kilometre today

[@ianddification]

His pronunciation of Aoife is about as horrific as Ireland's attacking threat under Stephen Kenny 😂

[@cannobeanz173]

This is the best comment i have ever seen

[@ianddification]

@@cannobeanz173 🙌

[@jackdardis5937]

Ooh he's had a shocking start here, it can't get much worse from here on

[@richisdisturbed]

Wanted to DM 100 women, only to find out he's more popular with the boys.

[@thehaydnpaterson]

honestly. this may go down as the best, most original youtube video of the year. absolute BANGER from start to finish

[@alex-fo2vf]

Chris's "I've got a deal with Nike, but I'd still love to associate myself with your Adidass" actually slaps 😂👌

[@fatysimulator211]

Loving the content Chris keep up the amazing work mate. Much love❤️🙏

[@joni8376]

Didnt enjoy a chrismd video in a while Good one mate keep it up!

[@joepolley8001]

Can’t believe the way he pronounced Aoife, Irish viewers crying into their corn flakes

[@blackcamo_plays2155]

same

[@comply9191]

Yep

[@dkjain6325]

Ollie’s just an amazing guy. He’s humorous and just funny

[@jessmehmet1509]

6:07 might be the worst attempt at Aoife I’ve ever heard 😂😂 it’s “E-fa”

[@sarahsings8468]

How did I miss that the first time I watched this 😂

[@robbiec.2926]

Omg same

[@cooperevans8033]

ikr hahahhah noticed that too

[@myopiniondoesntmatter7068]

That's like saying my name is Jake but its pronounced Slag-a-thor. It makes no sense and it's not even close.

[@jessmehmet1509]

@@myopiniondoesntmatter7068 well, no because Jake is an English name. Aoife is not. It makes sense in the Irish language.

[@conordaly4793]

I never knew “Aoife” could be butchered enough that it could rhyme with Cruyff. 6:08

[@CDTekkers]

only the irish realise how bad that was

[@yoogway2427]

@@CDTekkers true I love watching people pronounce our names 😂

[@michaelhoffman8887]

The first message he sent to a guy, “but one will have to do for tonight” was actually incredible 😂😂

[@megahenry9047]

Who else can’t wait for Chris to upload “24 hours opening packs in fifa 21 !”

[@Dannysullzccfc]

This has to be one of the funniest vids I’ve watched in a long time

[@jakenykanen2516]

this was absolutely amazing and soo funny! I want part 2!

[@craig1872]

These one liners are just incredible 👏👏

[@HadusMC]

Yes, this is the family friendly ChrisMD I subscribed for.

[@elirosen3008]

You're telling me that chris didn't make a "lovely cushion" header pun for the lad named gerrard?

[@codybell3706]

Yo my day was so bad and then Chris uploaded. Love the content Chris ❤️

[@bobbywatto]

Great new video, you inspire me alot and you are the reason i started youtube, thankyou!

[@drewslater]

Some of Ollie's lines were unreal! Was laughing the whole time! :)

[@bobbyflynn8275]

The fact he said Aoife like ' oi-fuh'and not "ee-fah"

[@oisinirvin2310]

The disrespect to Irish names 😂

[@user-yd4fu5mh7z]

@@oisinirvin2310 who tf cares about Irish names

[@dwardle3]

Caoimhe would blow his mind then 😂

[@ll00ll38]

Caoimhe is pronounced kiva right?

[@callumspiller4900]

@@ll00ll38 qwee-va

[@vsportsgaming9289]

This is absolutely amazing. Well done chris and ollie.

[@lobusgaming8139]

This is my favorite video yet, these two are so funny XD

[@johnbarr0]

Gotta say I’m really loving chris’ videos now that he’s making them for older audiences

[@michaelthedad4249]

Ollie does not get enough credit, that Rory Delap line had me creased😂😂

[@gabdunyt2.0]

Seriously one of the best youtubers on the platform.

[@Omar-bd7vp]

Chris MD: I DM’d 100 girls as a professional footballer Also Chris MD: I set my tinder to everyone so there are men here too

[@James-yd3fe]

For the Gerard one I would of gone for “I must be demba ba because I can see you falling for me” But banging vid

[@fatysimulator211]

Chris posting bangers like usual❤️

[@lewl284]

Always coming in with the bangers

[@henrycollins2478]

This is arguably one of the best videos on KZbin

[@jozefpawlukiewicz8978]

Shannon after seeing this video: He has to go blud!

[@harryr1298]

*IT’S TIME TO GOOOOOO!*

[@fatysimulator211]

Those football pick up lines were actually really good😭

[@matthewkayser5806]

“You can be my trophy!!! I’ll display you for a while then lock you somewhere in a basement” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@acso2466]

The change in the content has been amazing as your viewers have grown up

[@anamealastname1854]

The fact that almost everyone he matched with is a guy

[@alfiegb4762]

Ollie is genuinely one of the funniest guys on KZbin

[@finnzimmermann8390]

Man you‘ve passed 5 million subscribers. I remember when you were at 300k like it was yesterday. You‘ve gone places mate - well deserved!

[@TheMarkos007]

2:19 this one was by far the funniest, great vid!

[@orlandowaghorn3991]

This doesn’t feel like a normal Chrismd video. You know why? Because neither of their audios stopped working

[@user-vo1xn3rf5j]

1:33 Ollie is a freaking savage I love it

[@biggustago2812]

"I'm just trying to finish before Arsenal-Man United later" could have been one of the chat up lines

[@NikolaV022]

OMG these lines were amazing. The Leverkusen one 😂

[@mroribmd9386]

Chris after making the video: Definitely Shannon wouldn't recognize about this.

[@meettyke7503]

Chris MD for the next sidemen tinder

[@alexbonnington7129]

There's only Chris (and maybe Will) who can make this type of video an absolute banger

[@luiscaballa3075]

Chris and Ollie battling it out over puns on Tinder , I could watch that all day.

[@thecookingapple5435]

Chris could do a video as a tribute to Diego Maradona (recreating some of his best goals)

[@nyphron3109]

The Pepe crack was INCREDIBLE.

[@brandonlovell329]

Would’ve never expected this kind of content from chris

[@fionnreeve456]

Chris is the best KZbinr out there and I love every one of his videos

[@ChristianJamesMCR]

"Is that one even footballie?..." 😂😂😂

[@thelastlagam4995]

Chris blurring the pictures but leaving the instas, good effort tho 😂

[@alessandromanno6029]

These videos take humour to a whole new level😂😂

[@wildworldwithkrinja8810]

This is the type of video i have been searching for for years

[@doniol231]

That nostalgic room though

[@OMGICANTBELIEVEITSJUSTIN]

As someone from Groningen, that last one was class.

[@fidyankhan7829]

can we all agree that chris has been posting bangers lately

[@rockeyboy1143]

Where have these ideas come from absolute genius

[@danielpickford3252]

As a watford fan, I was dead at the troy deeney line😂

[@alfiew07]

‘Are you The Valley? Becuase I’d love to score there the third time’ Charlton are fucking massive x

[@jakesheeran6527]

6:09 I like how Chris calls Aoife (eefa) oieef (I'm irish and it's an Irish name and it's really funny that he makes no effort at all to say her name properly)

[@yoogway2427]

Tbf if you don’t know there’s no chance of guessing 😂

[@austinsimmons375]

This is freaking amazing 😂 as an Arsenal supporter I was crying at some of those

[@jackhunter8633]

You know your early when your before the bots 😂

[@Reaper_ginger]

Call me Christian Benteke, cuz I’ve lost the ability to score.

[@mikeharrison1891]

Yes

[@TheCommentor-]

Yes man

[@Georgehawkins19]

😂😂😂 frrrrr bro

[@charliemartin4834]

im watching this after he scored twice this weekend lmao

[@BBC-sx7zd]

Man just scored 2 goals in one game not so long ago 😂

[@gamintekkerz3299]

Match of the day line was class 😂

[@aryamansharma310]

Shanon smashing the roses had me 😂

[@chrislopez2480]

The Son one is class mate, Funny video. Good Luck with your UCL career.

[@jeronimoepic2946]

15:13 imagine in that girl sees this video

[@dqrku-1877]

One of chris's best videos with no doubt.

[@bb-7gaming932]

LOL 😂. I have watched all of your videos and they are so funny. But Your cat smudge is the funniest . I think he should have his own KZbin channel.

[@victoriacuckson2564]

Me: Sees it was made 7 minutes ago Also me: Heading to the comments to hopefully get noticed by Chris.

[@benb3818]

Who else is loving Chris’s content lately?

[@leightonstorey7284]

Well done chris ur vid in the pandemic r still class👏

[@ryanjackson01]

great video, cheered me up in lockdown

[@haneefamusat]

Damn, I was expecting golddiggers.

[@elliot7753]

Is that... is that Chris’ old room in the intro?

[@zubairhussain5589]

I don’t think so his old room had a bed behind I’m pretty sure

[@user-xb6br9uk2o]

@@zubairhussain5589 it is , just a different angle and wouldn’t be unlikely if they cleaned it out

[@tom_martin450]

Omg the way Chris pronounced Aoife is just hilarious 😂, at 6.06

[@raghav9922]

This is gold I'm crying