I Don't Know What We're Talking About - NSP

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Directed by Tucker Prescott, Stop Motion Animation by Apartment D Films
Starring Safiya Nygaard
Music Credits:
Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
Produced & Engineered by: Jim Roach
Recorded at Sunset Sound Recordings and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
Additional Engineering & Editing by: Jerik Centeno
Mixed by: Thom Flowers
Mastered by: Randy Merrill, Sterling Sound NYC
String Arrangements by: Dallas Kruse
Ninja Sex Party is:
Vocals: Dan Avidan
Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
TWRP is:
Talkbox/Synthesizer: Doctor Sung
Bass: Commander Meouch
Guitar: Lord Phobos
Drums: Havve Hogan
Additional guitars, synths & programming: Jim Roach
Video credits:
A Preative Production
Starring: Safiya Nygaard
Director: Tucker Prescott
Executive Producer: Felicity Jayn Heath
Producer: Maddy Milburn
Director of Photography: Tucker Prescott
Second Camera: Madison Kirk
1st AD: Ismail Hameed
2nd AD: Keilon Thompson
1st AC: Chris Davidson
Gaffer: Adam Siler
Key Grip: Eddie Saucedo
Swing: Barret Nicols
Production Designer: Lucca Liberal
Art Assist: Anastasia Antonova
Food Stylist Kaylyn: Jade Study
Wardrobe Stylist: Chanel Gibbons
Wardrobe Assist: Lola Gibbons
Wardrobe Assist: Kaycee Kuna
Lead Glam: Gina Espinoza
Animation: Apartment D Films
BTS: Mars Arayza
PA: Henrii Coleman
PA: Adrian Cobb
PA: Marlon Savinelli
PA: Carson Tucker
Cast
TWRP: TWRP
Maitre’D: Zan Alda
Server: Matt Watson
Vampire: Kailer Scopacasa
Vampire: Madeline Blomdahl
Extra: Stephanie Presz
Extra: Michael Proud
Extra: Aaron Valenzuela
Extra: Zafer Alpat
Extra: Robert Krell
Extra: Chantry Knox
Extra: Larry Herskovic
Extra: Danielle Hutchings
Extra: Gloria Laisure
Extra: Sharon Lubin
Extra: Kent Harris-Repass
Special thanks to Marinate Your Life, Mai Linh Nguyen, and Tyler Williams
Lyrics
I picked you up at eight
My heart was racing, and now we’re on our first date
You look so radiant as we walk into the restaurant
You start to talk and then I smile and nod
You told me about your life
But I was lost inside your oceanic eyes
Our hands touched briefly as the light reflected off your golden hair
A strong electric charge was in the air
Now it’s 10 o'clock
And the meal is done
But the conversation’s
Just begun
You’re fascinating
I feel blessed
But I have to be honest
I don’t know what we’re talking about
And I haven’t for a while
And I don’t know what we’re talking about
And I haven’t for a while
My eyes are open wide
You speak with passion but I’m panicking inside
Cause I’ve been daydreaming about a Pterodactyl named Lamar
When he’s tired of flying he drives a car
He’s got to get to work on time
His nursing job is on the line
His wife is always on his case
Why can’t she give Lamar some space???
I don’t know what we’re talking about
And I haven’t for a while
And I don’t know what we’re talking about
And I haven’t for a while
Im pretty sure you’re telling me about your new job
I’m not absorbing anything - smile and nod
I’m thinking about ladders, if I tell you is that odd?
Is it my turn to talk? You’re looking at me OH GOD!
Focus…focus…Penguin in a costume
How many Draculas are hiding in this room?
Marlon Brando was so very handsome in his prime
I’d make an awesome cop if I could stop committing crimes
I don’t know what we’re talking about
I am totally lost
I don’t know what we’re talking about
I uh….where am I?
I don’t know what we’re talking about
And I haven’t for a while
Lamar’s gonna have to go back to night school!
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT THIS?
And I don’t know what we’re talking about
And I haven’t for a while
Let’s go back to my place and…Oh…I see you left at some point.

[@entr3_nou5]

Girl: I bet he’s thinking about other girls Dan: a pterodactyl named Lamar in a dead end nursing job

[@misocompilations1044]

😂

[@omercneb]

Mmmm, 420 likes

[@superniek-niek5449]

r/ninjasexparty

[@bethany7024]

Also someone with golden hair and oceanic eyes.

[@callmekremit7147]

superniek-niek no shit it’s nsp what else would it be

[@melissachambery]

"The line between me and Danny Sexbang is getting thinner by the day." -Dan Avidan

[@jackiebrown5680]

the real question is who is changing more

[@limp6129]

Ian Brown danny sexbang has become more respectful these past years

[@jocomfiresin6982]

The real question is where's that fanfic?

[@strawberrydubu8853]

I think the real question is the friends we've made along the way

[@dennis_duran]

I mean he said that in reference to Dan being more like Sexbang.

[@nyeterra1708]

Just realized that "I'm lost in your oceanic eyes" is one of the date responses you get from Robert in Dream Daddy. Robert is voiced by Dan.

[@alejandrorivas4585]

So many layers

[@justadumb8864]

Yeah. He's also describing Ashley. So many layers

[@philippinevlogsandgamingpl7671]

what the fuck! my Dadsona has green eyes!!

[@GreatWightSpark]

it's funny because Dan is thalassophobic

[@oxcheyepiexo]

@@GreatWightSpark wtf is that 😅

[@alfonzo4553]

"Oceanic eyes, blonde hair" Broke: its Ashley

[@mothman4366]

Or he was looking at the person at the table across from him

[@jorgeantonioyanezcedillo7412]

I thought this was actually about Arin, be he has been so distracted over their entire friendship that he is not sure on how he looks like

[@Juniper_Rose]

@@jorgeantonioyanezcedillo7412 Nah he didn't call his date "big cat" even once

[@HappyLarry.]

Isnt that Safiya Ngyaard?

[@losemyhead419]

@@HappyLarry. i checked the description and holy shit it IS??

[@mathildehebras7519]

girl: he must be thinking abt other girls Dan: worried if Lamar is going to be at work on time

[@theyoshisaurus5811]

And now I will too, god damn it.

[@DaveJonez]

Just hope he doesn't get a ticket to the Backstreet Boy's reunion tour.

[@mathildehebras7519]

Pepp Boi I’ll honestly be so sad lol

[@giulianovescio8763]

Me too, goddamn

[@Perid0tStar]

@@mathildehebras7519 On the plus side, its probably really easy to social distance as a goddamn pterodactyl x)

[@cypheras3571]

i feel like usually nsp songs sort of have Danny Sexbang as a separate character to Dan Avidan, but this songs REEKS of regular Dan energy

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

And I'm ok with that

[@bucketheadmud]

Only at the very end the sexbang energy comes out

[@Hevvvyyy]

This reminded me of a song that would be in GTA Vice City

[@acasualescapedscp4418]

This song is just straight big Dan energy

[@Rhubarb120]

It's like in the Mario 3 No Touching series when his nose was itchy while Arin was talking about having a hard time on his birthday.

[@tiredtheatremajor211]

The irony of having to start this song over the first time I listened to it because I was halfway through and didn't know what was happening

[@thebarbaryghostsf]

same!

[@melissamurphy5315]

Christ i'm not the only one thank you

[@chrispowell8121]

That is coincidence, not irony 😉

[@needlessnoise]

@@chrispowell8121 i'm not sure it is a coincidence since it's a joke song and it's possible dan thought of that when writing it

[@StrawberryBunnyBoba]

Sick profile

[@commentercommentypants7904]

For the past several days, I was like "why couldn't they find a blonde woman with blue eyes if that's who Danny was singing about?" And then I realized He legit doesn't realize she's not blonde with blue eyes because he's thinking about a fucking pterodactyl named Lamar who can't get to work on time

[@carollollol]

I was thinking why does Lamar need to go to nightschool? Nursing jobs have a lot of openings right... so high demand....

[@thenecromancer4113]

am i the only one who cares about this?

[@gargoylegutz]

​@@carollollol i think it said night school lol

[@bcd32dok36]

Also it wasn’t 10 o’clock.

[@grubbooba19]

“As the light reflected off your golden hair” Girl: has brown hair* Man he wasn’t kidding. He wasn’t paying attention AT ALL

[@ArtisteRel]

I could've sworn he was going to sing "golden teeth" xD Which wouldn't make sense since they are white, but it cut to her mouth right at that line.

[@tutter2783]

It’s probably because his irl girl friend has blonde hair

[@the_snide_guy0529]

He was too busy dreaming about ninja Brian and Lamar

[@MayaConner16]

I'm also pretty sure her "oceanic" eyes are brown.

[@grubbooba19]

Maya Conner oh my god I didn’t even notice damn he’s bad at this

[@e.7504]

Finally, a good distraction from the Backstreet Boys reunion tour.

[@Skybro-zz3wy]

Facts

[@armorbones]

Wait wot, then again.. No one should be going anywhere ;-;

[@RushingAkuma]

Now tickets to this, I would buy

[@noahmay7708]

good one.

[@Killjoy45]

That there is a fact my friend.

[@trenchcoatjoe1891]

If you listen closely, you can hear Dan choking back laughter when singing "Penguin in a costume"

[@godzelda123]

That's somehow more wholesome then a Penguin in a costume

[@Aeivious]

sounds more like someone going insane and trying desperatley to hold it back

[@adambomb1553]

Holy shit he is!

[@bmprimer7809]

the penguin is very cute

[@leavemealone802]

I Can hear the smile

[@embraceaswampthing9186]

This video is just the ADHD anthem and I’m here for it

[@Chu_Nyanning]

So true.. Source: My friend and I have adhd and even I completely forget how the hell we get from one topic to another so quickly and then I recall the original topic and connect the dots quickly..

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

As someone with adhd and a gaggle of adhd friends.... yeah. 100% accurate.

[@jonr4651]

Yes! Although for me it would by "I don't know what I'm talking about, and I'm not sure how I got on this subject."

[@EndermenRock8]

i will say something and IMMEDIATLY forget what i said TWO SECOND LATER... so yes... this is ABSOLUTELY our anthem...

[@pokinacha]

I don’t have ADHD but totally relate to this song. Probs a male thing.

[@gasjebasje99]

Half a decade of talking to Arin Hanson inspired this song

[@l_miester456]

The barrier that separates Daniel and Danny is slowly breaking down

[@sansnom5269]

@@l_miester456 The barrier that separates Daniel and Danny is Suzy

[@bigvidboi4909]

@@sansnom5269 wait how

[@drghostly1756]

This is so on point it’s almost not funny.

[@wigi1323]

Nice coat

[@cjchazy2539]

Lets take a moment for our boy Lamar the Pterodactyl, homie deserves better

[@offbeatpally]

Definitely concerned with the state of his marriage. Hope he pulls thru hes a real one.

[@jokerhalo1]

Especially since I am sure he is busy with the Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour

[@sticks4632]

I hope he gets therapy it seems like he needs it.

[@Gfro27]

@@jokerhalo1 Yeah he probably has a back stage pass and can't not go.

[@Windswrath]

Hang in there Lamar.

[@MusicDecomposer]

“Smile and nod” UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH...

[@seamusburke639]

Tell her she has a nice coat!

[@msthecommentator2863]

And if she stops talking about it, fucking PANIC

[@deadchannelseriouslyitsdea9776]

I know this doesn’t matter but you three just made my day, this is my FAVORITE game grumps bit and seeing other people reference just made me so happy, thank you

[@nnooooooooooooo]

@@msthecommentator2863 Is that when you throw the fire alarm?

[@sp8cey]

QUE PASO ES COAT?

[@chancellorkelly4018]

Why is no one talking about that Queen section? That was so well done

[@chewymew]

Oh yes, it sure was. The only part that bugged me was Roger and John's positions were swapped

[@rueleed]

But also no one is mentioning the Ben Folds vibe

[@hobo-lu-knight]

That's exactly what I came down here to talk about. It's legitimately a good song with such a solid sound and vibe.

[@zelim9367]

Best part

[@andrewericdavison]

It also has some solid Genesis/Peter Gabriel going on I feel like. Very Moribund the Burgermeister chords

[@etcetera1995]

The cute thing about the music video? The singer is clearly enjoying his date's passion, the problem is with his lack of focus, not her interests.

[@astralluna]

Ruth Nield Danny is trying his best but LAMAR NEEDS HELP OKAY

[@TheChemist418]

That’s what I said! The vibe is like “you’re not the problem, you’re wonderful, it’s just that I’m an idiot.” Also Saf is one of the only girls in an NSP video that actually has personality and is a likable person outside of just being a pretty girl. Most of them are just like “hi I’m pretty,” but she talked like a normal person would, had normal facial expressions. She wasn’t a doll but she also didn’t come across as annoying or someone who talks too much about not interesting stuff. NSP has really grown up in that respect :’)

[@fiddlemyfoddle6374]

I feel like this song was written about all the times Arin goes on weird tangents and Dan has to ask what he’d going on about.

[@CuteCuteJames]

Or that one time during Mario 3 where Dan had a really itchy nose and completely blanked on Arin saying that losing at the game was worse because it was his birthday.

[@alexworman]

I feel like TWRP clearly not actually playing their instruments is an underappreciated joke here

[@zelim9367]

Lol

[@LeighLovesYou.]

I didn't notice 😅

[@foxxygradius7858]

Oh god it just clicked. They're not paying attention either. That's amazing.

[@poofballoon]

Brian is the only one actually paying attention

[@tomcardy1]

God this song is incredible

[@StrawberryBunnyBoba]

True that

[@edoardofabbi9178]

wait what

[@alejandrorivas4585]

Wild seeing you here

[@coleneumann5076]

So true Mr. Cardy

[@toasterbath574]

Omg Tom Cardy!!

[@branquelow]

I love that "Oceanic Eyes" and "Golden Hair" does not match with the girl, but match with Ashley

[@tpb5316]

or he wasnt paying attention at all

[@RooftopSloth]

I noticed that too and it melted my heart, this is definitely a Danny Avidan song instead of a Danny sexbang one

[@elthegoth7433]

her nane probably isnt even ashley XD

[@RooftopSloth]

ICCL we’re talking about his real girlfriend

[@Guitargoddess843]

Iccl - the woman in tbe video is Safiya Nygaard and his irl Girlfriend Ashley is a gorgeous blonde-haired blue-eyed artist. You can find her in pics with Danny on Insta

[@findtheearth]

Lamar deserves better, he's an essential service worker, helping treat people who have tickets to the Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour!

[@cameronjadewallace]

A+ Gold star

[@brycemoody1427]

let this comment go down in both NSP and Game Grumps history

[@hunterhollingsworth4959]

God bless you

[@Ha1cy0nN1gh7s]

You get a like just for expounding. :p

[@sage1613]

love it

[@nighttimemoth1977]

Ever since ASL song translations were introduced to me and my classmates, the idea to share songs that would bring laughter to everyone dug it’s way into my mind and stubbornly lurked in the back of my head. For half of our ASL 1 final, we had to pick a song to translate into sign. I chose to do this song both out of love and because I’d always been curious as to what sillier songs would look like in ASL- all the songs my classmates had previously translated were either about heartbreak or following your dreams. During the translation, I’d hit some snags here and there (mostly due to my limited knowledge), but I powered through and successfully reached my longed-for goal of inspiring chimes of laughter to echo across the classroom. Even our teacher got a kick out of the song. It was the most fun I’ve ever had translating a song by far. Thank you, NSP, for creating this song and making all my classmate’s days.

[@Misshowzat]

I can imagine Marlon Brando, oceanic & pterodactyl left you scratching your head 😆😆

[@LordBigSlime]

So are you gonna make a video of you doing it and upload for us already? Man, it's been 6 months I need to see this.

[@faithseden293]

I was thinking of doing this! There really isn’t an original experience huh? 😂

[@SlyJMan]

I too wanna see what this looks like.

[@ameliavance4268]

Op where's the video?? Please I so want to see that

[@jmrsdn6907]

The line”wh- where am I???” gets me every time

[@DevanLund]

It's a very Weird Al-esque line

[@mr.l8723]

@@DevanLundDanny is the second coming of Weird-Al😂

[@jordanvogel4294]

This song is secretly directed at Arin when he goes on one of his tangents

[@pockettes3918]

oh of course

[@DaveJonez]

Arin: So what if there was this soup.... Dan: Arin?...What are you talking about?!

[@gwinnellheald8592]

@@DaveJonez This soup is really good!!! But it's made with PEE

[@joyin9852]

My Name YES

[@grubbooba19]

Gwinnell Heald you lost me

[@meganfrigerio2274]

Saf is living her best life in this video, she’s got big poofy sleeves, her hair and makeup is serving 20s and 30s REALNESS, and she’s in an NSP music video

[@natkatmac]

It's not a cameo I would've expected, but I'm so glad it happened. LA is lucky to have so many of these guys.

[@XXXCOLOURMYDREAMSXXX]

Is she a NSP fan??

[@femke6313]

@@XXXCOLOURMYDREAMSXXX I don't remember when but I think she talked about them on a few occasions. Lovingly.

[@sydneys2859]

I'm- I literally did not notice. I'm worse than Dan on this date haha 😅

[@meganfrigerio2274]

She commented on Heart Boner that she wanted it to be played at her wedding so I’m guessing she’s a fan

[@tyrjiora]

I still love that Safiya is in this music video and absolutely kills it as an actress.

[@bibigemini5347]

IS THAT HER? I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY MIND

[@breebaker2839]

I was also like "is that saf? That's amazing " 🤣👌🏻

[@PigeonSmoothie]

I started a gofundme for Lamar so he doesn’t have to go back to night school

[@heaventoms8759]

Editor: "How many soft 80s filters do you want?" Dan: *"Yes."*

[@ingeborggranli9547]

"give me the _earth, wind and fire - September_ filter"

[@lillyrichter3383]

Did ... anyone see that zoom-in on his crotch or was it just me?

[@treythornton0]

@@lillyrichter3383 time stamp for uh....research... yeah

[@lillyrichter3383]

@@treythornton0 2:24

[@treythornton0]

@@lillyrichter3383 thank I'm going to RESEARCH SO HARD UHHHH

[@whateverIFeelLike]

"Lamar is going to have to go back to night school, am I the only one who cares about this?" No Dan, I care about Lamar. Homie needs a break.

[@misocompilations1044]

yes

[@misocompilations1044]

i’m ur 69th like ayyyy

[@schaynegeorge4793]

No Dan, please, stop me talking about my boring job, I want to hear all about Lamar.

[@onedepressedgamerm6525]

Someone start a lamar go fund me

[@Puffleman24]

Daniel "Danny" Sexbang: God, weren't the 80's fun? Me, born in 1996: You know what? Yes they were!

[@distancerunner6211]

We have the same year neat

[@Phoebe5448]

Born in '92. Hello fellow 90s kids!! 👋

[@sofiejade1579]

2004, still think they were fun, and had great music too!

[@angrytheclown801]

Oh come on, we loved the 80s so much we held onto it a few years into the 90s, you only barely missed it. You can join the rest of us.

[@rubyy.7374]

My mom was an 80s kid and I was raised on 80s music… Needless to say I agree.

[@natalieching7930]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW SAFIYA NYGARD IS IN THIS HELLO AHSBDJAAN

[@cheeseisherelive753]

Yknow whats so weird, I watched this whole video once and didn’t realize it was her and on my second rewatch when they show the zoom in of her mouth it clicked. I’m like WAIT I KNOW THAT MOUTH- 😂😂

[@hgmercury8036]

I was just scouring the comment section for my Safiya fans 😂👏

[@Loki-pz1uk]

I thought that mouth looked familiar 😂

[@diavolosteddy7594]

who is she lol

[@meagandavy6366]

dude i was like is that saf!

[@isaacdickinson4521]

NSP has evolved from crazy scenarios of unsuccessfully trying to hit on women to encouraging their fans to embrace their weirdness and relatable dating situations

[@rj_c2571]

I think that's the point

[@amywhatsername4333]

Plot Twist: the muted dialogue shown here is literally just the legendary text conversation between Danny and Arin about Facebook, being reenacted for our entertainment

[@MoonGuardian866]

*MARK ZUCKERBERG*

[@turtlesandwich77]

Trent Resin Oar

[@dansilvers8052]

SPIDERMANSPIDERMANNYOUPUTINTHEWORK

[@thiccn1199]

heputinthetimeputinthetime.exe

[@beefykeith48]

lamar's wife is supposed to be his support system, but instead, she just yaps at him and adds to his stress, just becoming another person to let down! his wife is not holding him up. she's not giving him energy, she's taking his energy away! why is no one talking about this?? LEAVE HER, LAMAR. RUN AWAY AND JOIN THE CIRCUS.

[@lexbrennan7386]

Why did I read this in John Oliver's voice?

[@beefykeith48]

@@lexbrennan7386 i will take that as a compliment :)

[@skyviber]

Ya I agree with ya there but maybe not the circus but seriously there are other pterosaurs in the sky

[@lizzyizzywizzy]

you know maybe he’s putting a lot of undue pressure on her too. they should go to marriage counseling before just calling it quits!

[@bunkieboy3052]

This is just "What the fuck are you talking about, Arin?" The song

[@wolfwriterRodger]

*Nobody:* *Dan, holding a very small teacup:* I'm going to songify the ADHD experience

[@aplaceforthesevids]

yes this absolutely this

[@wallmunky503]

Can confirm.

[@Owliversestarlad]

Incredibly true.

[@huntersansoucie1950]

Agreed

[@DarthPudden]

On the money

[@TheHarlequinHatter]

"Oceanic eyes" Her eyes are brown "Golden Hair" She's a brunette.

[@SaxophoneMononoke]

he was thinking about Lamar, didn't really notice her

[@kigenanimation5824]

I caught the eyes but not the hair thing. I can’t even pay attention to what Dan has to say 😂

[@hades8400]

"Golden Hair" _Shows teeth_

[@dawnstar6727]

But ASHLEY has blonde hair and blue eyes!

[@gooseygooseman1383]

Omg I didn't even notice that. That's hilarious.

[@m3gAm37aLmAnX]

That Bohemian Rhapsody segue in the middle of the song was just perfect

[@trevorburke8660]

For everyone out there who DOESN'T have ADHD and wonders what it's like? This. This is what it's like. The most interesting and amazing conversation ever is happening in front of you and you're off in your own little world and tune back in at the worst time.

[@waryplatypus7777]

"your oceanic eyes" "your golden hair" the actress in the video has neither blue eyes (I think) nor blonde hair. You know who does? Ashley. I live! Don't add me.

[@paperdr0ps828]

Wary Platypus777 IT SO CUTE!!!!

[@happyslowpoke8982]

God that’s adorable

[@FuzzyLittleBastard]

Oh my God

[@weirdo3.067]

I thought the exact same thing and it made me so happy

[@Jess-606]

Cuteeeeee

[@conormurphy4328]

“You know how sometimes your girlfriend is talking and your just like *yeah* and she could literally be saying ANYTHING”

[@reapershade1436]

This is the comment I was going to make and here it was bravo to you 😂

[@acerola3576]

Call of duty is 49.99... that’s a $10 markdown!

[@bradleyrochon2782]

Niiiice call back

[@michaeliedon6557]

Safiya Nygaard looked so chatty I legit wondered what she was talking about then I realized the irony of the song title

[@sleepyote]

Dissociation during a conversation: the musical.

[@digglebutt6422]

Lamar has to express his feelings more with his wife, he shouldn't feel like he must stay strong through all of his hardships.

[@beanstheclown]

Could be. On the other hand often there is no deeper emotion than what has already been expressed, and demanding for the "real feelings" only makes things worse.

[@echorebelex3973]

DiggleButt Poor Lamar needs to establish that they need boundaries in their relationship and that she is pushing them. It’s healthy that in the marriage they have their activities they enjoy together and apart as to make the time they spend together more meaningful while establishing abit of escapism for the both of them from the stressful moments that marriage puts them in. I feel for Lamar.

[@funkmastaC]

The April fools joke is that this is the most realistic dating scenario dan has been in on any of the videos.

[@kekmyabs]

Just because you're right doesn't make you need to be right

[@sinkingboat.8555]

How much you wanna bet this actually happened.

[@theyoshisaurus5811]

Or to any of us really, to be completely honest.

[@thatweirdgirl8466]

funkmastaC how dare you! Him slaying a dragon was totally totally real!

[@neitoshaw]

"Hey Jimmy, what's your favorite Ninja Sex Party song?" "I like the one where they talk about ADD feels for a looooooooooooong time."

[@sidhackney8831]

I was so captivated by Dan it took maybe ten times watching this to notice Brian is just standing on stage holding a balloon

[@patch5384]

finally, a band that is not the backstreet boys. i’ve been trying to avoid their reunion tour

[@itsrakonax]

I've been avoiding bts for years now. The backstreet boys aren't as bad as them

[@literallywhy6162]

Don’t accidentally go scalping any tickets

[@tonyveron]

@Vox Populi Go watch the GG Mario Galaxy 2 vid

[@DagnirRen]

Is this a meme?

[@JonnyLikesGames87]

I wasn't careful enough, and my girlfriend gave me tickets to backstreet boys. Damn her...

[@pretn]

She only left early because she couldn’t bare to imagine Lamar going back to night school. It’s not your fault, Danny.

[@ramirezthesilvite]

"I'd make an awesome cop if I could stop committing crimes." Actually Danny, I think that makes you overqualified these days.

[@marshall9003]

Nobody: Me dissociating halfway through the conversation:

[@brandynotabrand]

The fact that I didn't recognize Safiya because her hair was styled differently proves that people wouldn't be able to tell Clark Kent is Superman

[@Ttoby89]

@Roy Edwards open some champagne then I guess

[@MissFashionVT]

EXACTLY, in the recent episode of game grumps where he shouts her out, I had to come back. I was like NUH UH THATS NOT HER and then I was like how'd I miss that, I've seen every video shes ever been in, you'd think I'd recognize her

[@brandynotabrand]

@@MissFashionVT I had the exact same experience 😂

[@danaraleysim483]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bluegirlalexis]

Wait for real? How do you know it's her?

[@kenziecullen4434]

Plebeians: With a name like _Danny Sexbang_ he must think about sex 24/7! Danny, an intellectual: *_LAMAR'S GONNA HAVE TO GO BACK TO NIGHT SCHOOL!_*

[@NWolfsson]

And I mean, Danny Sexbang is more like a _Wannabe_ sex machine, hence "Three Minutes of Extasy" and "Orgy for One", amongst others x)

[@georgebaynard4096]

NeRethil Wolfsson don’t forget The Chalice & smooth talking

[@polarknight5376]

@@georgebaynard4096 well, the chalice is actually a true story, the wannabe sex god Danny comes from before he got the chalice, and sex god Danny is after. Danny Sexbang lives in a universe where Europe was invaded by ninjas, which in turn created a massive increase in technological innovation, causing ancient holy relics that are made of plastics, suburban neighborhoods in medieval Spain, and spandex being the standard casual wear of knights. Throughout all of this, Danny Sexbang wanted to be "The Unicorn Wizard" a powerful deity of sex and madness, and sought out the sacred chalice. He and Ninja Brian got the chalice, and Danny became that god of love, sex and madness; and Brian became a god of hate, death, and calm unbridled fury. Theres some other stuff going on that I'm still putting together, like how Brian keeps "killing" Danny in revenge for causing the destruction of their kingdom through the Kraken Shenanigans, or how the manticore is a force of nature older than time itself.

[@polarknight5376]

Ninja Sex Party lore is fucking deep if you think about it. Also, the music videos are not in chronological order.

[@NotoriousFoxxx]

DOESNT ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS!??!?!

[@DevanLund]

I just realized that Brian almost certainly wrote down that long-ass equation on the napkin

[@theodorehazel6920]

this song has no right to be this fucking good

[@captainteeko4579]

So this is what is going thru dan’s head during those “arin wtf r u takin about” complications??

[@spacekii]

The lore is deep

[@gwinnellheald8592]

That's some quality universe building

[@rickenbacker40011]

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@amadodiallo3167]

But the real question is, is Lamar going to make it to work on time?

[@ryanmaxwell7114]

“I was lost inside your oceanic eyes”

[@li_celly]

Danny is becoming more like Weird Al every year and it’s fate at this point.

[@mariondumont7634]

Well, did anybody saw them in the same room ?

[@sesar_5467]

@@mariondumont7634 We haven't but Danny and Arin have played Wheel of Fortune with Weird Al. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gHbTe5uorJytjKc

[@davidmortimer9764]

@@sesar_5467 It was clearly Dan doing one of his 'wacky' accents.

[@SnarkyRogue]

@@mariondumont7634 does danny is weird al? the truth come out!

[@girth_hirtzberger8541]

"A-Kenny G, saxophone player!"

[@spinachsheik3701]

OMG, I just realized that Safiya Nygaard is in this! I bet she and Dan had a lot of fun working on this. They're both cinnamon rolls, I love them.

[@HawkBird17]

Danny always adds such great spoken word parts to their songs, “wHeRe Am I?!?!” 🤣🤣🤣 Danny needs to do more voice acting, pronto!

[@jonathanrobinson8926]

The fact that she doesn't match his description at all gives me great joy.

[@alon9328]

Jonathan Robinson he really wasn’t paying attention.

[@jacobwhitaker690]

Ahhh a man of taste I see. Nice monster profile pic.

[@jonathanrobinson8926]

@@jacobwhitaker690 Thanks. I love that show so much.

[@gwinnellheald8592]

Also it's adorable that his actual girlfriend fits the description

[@jonathanrobinson8926]

@@gwinnellheald8592 YES.

[@MrGarbage52]

“As the light reflected off your golden hair” Girl: ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE ON OUR FIRST DATE?

[@danielgertler5976]

Yeah, Lamar. *sigh* Lamar.

[@desertranger3199]

He was describing his irl girlfriend

[@bethany7024]

Also "lost inside your oceanic eyes".... didn't know the ocean was shit colored. He is describing Ashley though.

[@UnaturalShadows]

Axel Heart what ?? He's had a girlfriend named Ashley for a long time. What did he say?

[@alexheck5632]

@@bethany7024 I'm so happy you beat me to this comment. That's exactly what I was thinking but I wouldn't have said it as funny

[@charleskehl1142]

This is me if a conversation lasts more than 30 minutes. I can only log 30 minutes of talk at time before I start struggling to pay attention, unless we're talking about frogs. I fucking love frogs.

[@JohnDoe-yb3cc]

I just love how at 3:21 Ninja Brian just leaves the piano and start to restrain Danny while he's in pain for Lamar. Say what you want about that murdering psycho ninja... but he's got his bro's back.

[@J--Dubs]

Dan: “I’m sorry, but I have no idea what we’re talking about.” Girl: “That’s ok, you’re pretty”

[@ShiroiSenritsu]

Safiya's look here is fire, loving the different hair look. Should have just told her about Lamar, though... she totally would understand.

[@smuj404]

I thought that, Saf would be down to discuss dinos!

[@ollaraborealis1164]

I've spent the last 3 listens like "this lady looks fimiliar" and it just hit me lol

[@marissa5833]

ShiroiSenritsu I didn’t realize it was her and I watch all her videos !

[@blubehriluv]

The faces he makes while taking sips just absolutely destroy me. Everything about this video and song is just so incredibly perfect. The camera work the animations the cast the hook the distractions the chorus the guitar riffs the outfits the band the references it's just... I'm addicted

[@Gothstana]

I am mesmerised by Apartment D's stop motion here. Lamar looks oddly amazing, I love him and I want to protect him.

[@KageKurama]

I does have to know what's going on with Lamar! I need more songs with Lamar!

[@sammycritfiddle]

Me: "This video is hillarious and this song is pretty damned well writ- danny's bulge: STARE AT ME UNBLINKING FOR THE ENTIRE TIME I AM ON CAMERA Me: "but the hook is really good and there's the sweet queen references... danny's bulge: I AM ALL YOU NEED TO SEE OR KNOW. NOW LOOK WHILE HE JIGGLES THEM HIPS.

[@deathspirit9729]

Right!? All I could see during those parts

[@WTAlday1117]

@@deathspirit9729 I know!!

[@theaverage8042]

It's too true

[@DanyAshby]

Check out that hog!

[@thatweirdgirl8466]

In the words of Danny Sexbang “EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERECTION!” And we all noticed and loved it 😍

[@bmoney2011]

I'm in a band. "What instrument do you play?" *The balloon.*

[@Dogbold-Rue]

Answer B would be "Murder".

[@kindnesstemmie6625]

i mean, it's either that or the blow dart

[@mathewfrance5165]

Oh wow! ive been practicing piano touching since i was 3.

[@christrochez1314]

i didnt even notice the balloon

[@mohamstaz3618]

This is like Weird Al, Queen, and The Darkness had a menage a tois, and I'm totally okay with it.

[@LookingForLoo]

I have ADHD and I have never felt so represented in my life

[@Vash_Carrison]

Danny Avidan is like Weird Al's, long lost, edgier-humored but good-hearted son.

[@achair650]

Danny has never been portrayed so perfectly and accurate........ *tear runs down*

[@DecafInvidia]

So... still Weird Al?

[@wenbluepirate3954]

Ooh, like no one ever compared them... Pssst, he's a secret: I heard rumors that he looks like famous forntine player Finn Wolfhard.

[@jojobiscuits]

Dang it ya beat me to it. It feels like a Weird Al original.

[@kekmyabs]

@@DecafInvidia basically

[@BeowulfAbroad]

“Oceanic eyes” but they’re brown “Golden hair” brunette God dang, Danny... Lamar’s plight really derailed your entire train of thought

[@neetraptor]

and the camera zooms in her TEETH

[@EyeOfAnger]

they're traits of his rl girlfriend

[@LunaAlphaWolf]

You forgot about the time on the clock too. Lol

[@TheWonderfulLadthony]

@@EyeOfAnger I thought the same

[@haiikulogic8295]

Dan wasnt concentrating while she was talking about how she dyed her golden hair brunette

[@lyken8952]

Thanks to this song whenever I'm stressed about something I'll always think "Focus! Focus! Penguin in a costume." Love you guys, keep making great songs even if the Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour is getting you down.

[@snowconebrat7329]

I love how TWRP plays their instruments, truly a miracle.

[@poteto2557]

That glissando to middle finger transition may be the most gentlemanly middle finger Ninja Brian has ever given.

[@oomfoof7294]

It's also a movement of his that ended with the least deaths.

[@poteto2557]

@@oomfoof7294 Has Ninja Brian lost his edge?

[@EBThisThat]

I liked that so intensely, I liked it twice.

[@poteto2557]

@@EBThisThat 😂😂😂 That's awesome!

[@alon9328]

KroolConnor you keep taking like that and you’re gonna find out! 🔪

[@lachlanwood61]

Through the whole song I was like "man this has a queen vibe to it" then the bohemian rhapsody face scene "ahh that's the point"

[@notsyrups5924]

Lachlan Wood right?? I had only listened to this song before watching the video and went “god... this is very Queen” and oh man im glad they went for it

[@eggomyweggo6576]

Yknow it’s probably the piano

[@NWolfsson]

Me: Yeaaaah, pretty queen, I like! Brian: *Starts stabbing the piano with his fingers* Me: Wait, wha.... Dan: *starts a reprise of Bohemian Rhapsody* Me: Oooooh!

[@linuxares]

Queen vibe and a Weird Al Yankovic look. I mean it's perfect in so many ways.

[@ronrocker7131]

More like Queen meets Night Ranger. But yeah...

[@genderqueercam]

"Lamar's gonna have to go back to night school! Am I seriously the only one who cares about this!?" is an underrated gem of a line

[@emilyb2394]

"maybe if we zoom in on her teeth, nobody will notice that we forgot the actress was supposed to be blonde"

[@rithrius5384]

More and more, my headcanon of Dan being Weird Al's son is starting to make sense. Both have the same hairstyle, neither of them seem to age like humans do, and they both have the same taste in music and comedy.

[@hannahquay3586]

I'll back you up on this head canon train. Al aboard the Danny and Weird Al are somehow related train, choo choo!!!

[@lgmhorus]

Dan is like a Pokemon. He can either evolve to Weird Al or Kenny G.

[@DanielLeonis]

Doesn't one of Weird Al's music videos have claymation dinosaurs? I think it's the Jurassic Park one, but I'm not super familiar with his work. Edited to fix an autocorrect, silly phone keyboard.

[@directorjake]

I had the same feeling. Like didn't this feel like a Weird Al song?

[@RoastedPheasant]

Avi is confirmed to be a longform Weird Al deepfake.

[@rinpaisys]

I can’t believe it’s already been 2 years since Danny made us all care about an imaginary pterodactyl named Lamar.

[@evantywelwyn6443]

This song permanently ruined "focus, focus" as an actual focus word. I can only think of penguin in a costume whilst already distracted.

[@Turkeytailmoth]

This is the soundtrack to the “wtf are you talking about arin” compilation

[@BovineDesigns]

Holy shit 😂

[@shccer2]

i dont know wtf your talking about arin, and i havn't for a while

[@Montesama314]

Dan getting lost in Arin's eyes feels accurate.

[@watson-tv]

Somebody please make this a thing

[@garbagegorl1834]

Somebody make that

[@williamhitchins1375]

For anybody that’s curious, that’s General Relativity on the napkin that she was writing down, Brian got his 2 cents in!

[@KhaosTy]

I was just about to say "That looks like the Einstein Tensor... I guess Ninja Brian wanted to write something down."

[@isthisagoodusername9764]

Well... He does have a PHD

[@sohinidutta97]

I suspected the same 😂😂😂

[@danielbuege1]

I noticed something: Danny mentions her "oceanic eyes" but her eyes are brown. He also says the light reflected off her "golden hair" but she also has brown hair. Danny was never paying attention. It makes you wonder if he even cared about the date at all.

[@musicappreciation6930]

My 63 year old mother and I duet this song often at work.

[@maxeggs9039]

I'm getting more and more Weird Al vibes from Danny's performance as time goes on

[@DrachenVerruckte]

That's.... Why I'm here.

[@HexaSketchi]

What? DANNY is Evolving!

[@kolya4663]

Their hairstyles are resonating as well

[@deathssoul]

Is that a bad thing?

[@McGusder]

1:02 1:27

[@therabiddonkeynipple612]

I feel like this is 90% of Dan's convos with arin lmfao

[@Toph_Not_E-Bender]

I feel like talking with Arin for years has turned the conversation part of Danny's brain to mush. When yelling "ohhh microphone ohhhhh microphone. straight up her cooooooooterr" is a normal part of your day, must be awful.

[@symphony_in_plaid4592]

@@Toph_Not_E-Bender YOU SEE THOSE MAGIC MIKE FINGERS

[@symphony_in_plaid4592]

as evidenced by the fact that a super long "WTF Arin" compilation legitimately exists 😂😂

[@Sickandtired776]

I love that Safiya Nygard is in this, it’s a combination of two KZbin channels that I absolutely love that I never thought I would see together

[@MrMadshepherd]

She’s telling him how she had her golden hair dyed black. But he hasn’t even noticed because he’s too distracted thinking about Lamar

[@zoieholston4161]

i have a theory that danny writes his girlfriend (she's a really cool animator, she's super talented and blonde) as his lover in all nsp's songs, blondes have been a thing since 2016ish and if he's been doing it would be really cute

[@amir0779]

donteatsharks this song is definitely about her with the hair and eyes

[@ILikeBleachItsTrue]

I'll take it.

[@aaronstevens2171]

Lamar’s nursing career has only gotten more stressful with the Backstreet Boys reunion tour.

[@jennyhughey7557]

I hope he's doing okay :/

[@mikeyvee2451]

the seats to the concerts are so packed people break ribs just to squeeze in

[@fizpop0]

Was not expecting that and I am now laughing

[@kanedgytheguy8105]

Oh boy that sentence wouldn't make sense if you don't know game grumps or this

[@portagenial]

@@kanedgytheguy8105 This has to be one of the weirdest comments out of context

[@giru2653]

"Focus, focus, penguin in a costume" is how I would describe ADHD to neurotypicals.

[@SeasonedKale]

My favorite thing is that during the Bohemian Rhapsody bit. Dan doesnt even put on a wig for Brian May, which makes sense

[@apatheticbroadcast2813]

I didn’t know Danny’s hair could get even MORE majestic but this is the best it’s ever looked tbh

[@elsadolan3962]

ApatheticBroadcast it’s full of secrets...

[@matthewcronnon1984]

Big budget hair

[@MaskyFalle]

Gotta love that luxurious jew ‘fro

[@chingalingaling]

@@elsadolan3962 I got that reference :3

[@solomon4968]

ITS PROLLY BECAUSE HE HAS ARIN’S HAIRDRESSER NOW! He was talking in that episode about how he hadn’t gotten his hair trimmed or anything and years. It works for my hot Danny boy but a good trim of split ends does wonders for the curls

[@gamursnek]

Ninja Brian Awkwardly Playing with a balloon while everyone else rocks out

[@katg5746]

There was a ninja?? Where? ;)

[@SnarkyRogue]

It looks as though he doesn't know what they're singing about. It happens.

[@longc35]

You seem to have misspelled the word Menacingly, since as we all know Ninja Brian is incapable of awkwardly doing anything.

[@peternuggett8324]

I love how Lord Phobos and Danny are rocking out while Brian is just standing in-between them messing around with a balloon

[@SonOfASpaceApe]

I'd like to give a shout out to Zan Alda for his maitre'd performance. I love that physical bit at 3:26 when Dan shoves him and Zan not only keeps his balance but goes into a perfect maitre'd stance recovery. It gets me every time.

[@etunpeudevitriol]

I love how the "scarmouche" part, instead of being all dramatic and intense like in bohemian rhapsody, just conveys utter anxiety

[@marcellacassab4331]

"You're looking at me..." "OH! GOD!" Perfect use. I have no notes.

[@friendlyfrankenstein]

The worst part is now every time I'm slightly distracted my brain immediately goes FOCUS, FOCUS, PENGUIN IN A COS-TUME The best part is everything else.

[@beenis08]

Oh god you're definitely gonna spread that to me

[@arqamislam3877]

What have you done to me

[@melonssb4316]

Im still worried about the Dracula quotient in my living room

[@crag6459]

how did you listen to this song