I Don't Like People | Standup Comedy by Vijay Yadav

#StandUpComedy #CanvasLaughClub #Comedy #VijayYadav
Credits -
Music - "KZbin se Free waala Music Track"
Fir bhi sunna hai to "Behind Closed Doors" and "Tarantula"
Connect on
Facebook - / vjcomedy
Instagram - @vj_ydv
snapchat - @vjydv
twitter - @inceptionwa
Location - Canvas Laugh Club, Gurgaon.
Special thanks to - Bassi, Onkar Yadav, Ritul Yadav, Canvas Laugh Club, Akshit Arora(Editing), and many more for supporting.
Dekho Tension nahi hai koi Zindagi mein. Sab mast chal raha hai. Baaki tum dekh hi loge aane waale time mein, kya hota hai.

[@kaveenamd2282]

He just grows more handsome with the grey hair 🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️

[@Aman_.05]

You are also beautiful

[@jyotiabhijeet2820]

Absolutely

[@kaveenamd2282]

@@Aman_.05 haha..thanks 😊

[@dishanktijara1418]

Have you crush on him?

[@nishasingh18788]

Agreed! He is! 😊

[@indianvlogger8664]

ek ghr mei do sher na ho skte.....🤣🤣🤣🤣 sher ne inter caste marriage 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@aniketnagpal9402]

"Thappad maarunga tappe khate hua ghar pahuchega" "Pen drive fek ke maarunga khade khade download ho jaayga"😂😂😂😂epic

[@smriti1089]

After crying for 2 hours...decided to watch stand up..u made my day🤗🤗.. God bless you ..

[@mohitbidlan412]

😍

[@Bhaktimarg.5]

रोना घना बड़ा जुरम होवे है जी

[@lostAngel.]

Pussy. Lol

[@permanentlyexhaustedpigeon5028]

@@lostAngel. you ain't getting one anytime soon

[@malenaslosttwin]

role bhen free therapy frfrfr

[@anityachaudhary4241]

जगुआर क्यों नही है घर पे "एक घर मे दो शेर न रह सके हे" won my heart👌👌😊😊

[@studentslaughclub8809]

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[@Rahul_Singh123]

9:12 *pendrive fenk k marunga khade khade download ho jayega...* EPIC LINE

[@theventures8285]

Best one👍

[@gouravdhar5945]

ywa

[@gloomymelancholypumpkinspice]

Ya I'm stealing this😂

[@shirlynyeoward9531]

Hi Vijay today i heard ur jokes for the 1st time & i cudnt help but watch all of them back to back.. love the way u talk about ur friends.. Jaguar joke was amazing... Pen-drive one too haha 😂 ROFL 😂 All the best.. 👍

[@kiranprasad2365]

I'm from Canada and I've watched all your videos in one go. Crushing....

[@nehabondarwad5682]

pen drive fek ke marunga khade khade download ho jayega....hahaha funny af, amazing Vijay ji...!!!

[@ravimalik3026]

ghane kasute jee se le rhya h , vijay ji :D

[@jaissjordan5040]

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[@prachisharma5476]

🤣🤣

[@jayantmalik69]

Ek Baar dekho. kzbin.info/www/bejne/raq0aYNtmamBlbc

[@abdulhamidmansuri2821]

3:18 scorpio na hoti bhai fortunier aagai hmare pss ab 🔥

[@tejassoora5242]

Swad to scorpio me hi aave h

[@prashantwaghmare994]

Bande ki gazab bezzati kiya pr bhai ne 😂😂

[@harshvardhansinghsuryavans7487]

Alhumdoolillah..

[@habibaali382]

That means he is married

[@karanpanwar8163]

4:51 1 dost h jise hm jaat bulate h Kyu... Kyuki wo jaat h😄✌🏻

[@navneelkaur9427]

Everytime I watch this video I feel so good .. dude u have perfect timing ur dialogue delivery .... I can relate with ur gurgaon jokes so relatable. I saw u live in mic drop delhi this year awesome show... Ur one of my favourite stand up comedians

[@MajorSandeepCoc]

This man is always higher than the expectations

[@swatisen8077]

U take haryana on next level.. Keep it up buddy. 👍

[@Akshay_yadav98]

Madam jay Haryana jay haryanvi

[@Akshay-vm6nd]

Haryana has always been on next level but you have seen any haryanvi for the first time that's the only reason. Watch haryanvi video you'll not be able to stop you tears while laughing.

[@studentslaughclub8809]

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[@JagdeepSingh-cj4mv]

Nic looking gorgeous

[@amitbhamla1717]

love u .

[@PriyaSharma-yr7cs]

Mr.yadav i actually wait for videos plz make more of them as its a delight and truly a stress buster to watch you😊

[@dinky7553]

Fortuner aa gayi mhare paas made me hit like instantly.... loved it man... keep going... you’re my favourite now ❤️

[@dkdc2402]

Delhi ka hai tu?

[@dinky7553]

bhram surat ki hu me 😂

[@rishikamehta9932]

Was waiting for him to say, "Aur uss dost ko aaj Anubhav Bassi k naam se jaante hain. " 😂🤦

[@palakkumari9808]

Same here😂..Jaatt friend & waxing incident, I was relating so much!

[@jaywardhansrathore]

Waxing incident k baad ka Yadav ji ka. Waxing incident - Bassi ji ka.

[@singhrohan001]

He is from Up bro

[@priyankabansode4845]

Seriously bassi ?

[@manishpunia3694]

@@singhrohan001 yes but west UP and Haryanvi some similar language.

[@sonalverma2997]

3:09 ATTITUDE DAMN😂❤️

[@amareshprasad5236]

The last one is Epic "pendrive fek ke marunga khade khade download ho jayega"😂😂😂😂

[@ankitlamba8708]

🙏 जाट की जिंदगी में कष्ट घना , फेर भी जाट मस्त घना 🙏

[@bhumikachilwaluttarakhand2453]

Kya kasht hai

[@ankitlamba8708]

@@bhumikachilwaluttarakhand2453 kuch bhi nahi .......but i want to say that we enjoy problems 😎

[@ramanarora9094]

Superb last punch on "pen drive .... download". U r amazing man.

[@jaatramguriofficial9765]

Pen drive wala top bhai....baki unlimited hassi....thnks brother mood bdiya kr diya

[@subodhranjan2944]

LMAO Is his waxing friend Anubhav Singh Bassi ?? :P

[@DRNisha-jt2mj]

But vo toh strong hai😂

[@MehakKhan-rg3vp]

Yeah n literally sometimes feels like updated bassi ji lol

[@vandanachaudhary8129]

But Bassi is jaat too. So, I think there might be some connection. By the way the video was marvelous 😂😂

[@geetanjalidas2673]

Jatt.... Swag hi kuch alag hai yarrrr 💖💖💖💖💖

[@shivamsrivastava3774]

Yaar seriously, mood lift Kar diya. 😂 Pyaari videos Hain bhaiya aapki!

[@Bosslady168]

Awww I love your language yar vijay😂😂😂😂I am your fan from Australia 🇦🇺 how funny you are 🤣

[@Maan_]

Hetal Anjariya auntie number mang rahi hai 😂😂😂😂bai ka

[@jakharchaudhary]

@@Maan_ ryt bhaii .......aunty chalu h😂

[@simranaulakh2755]

contact num dedo.main bhai ko deduga snd krdo jldi

[@rpwzh5403]

Aur Australia ka me mausome kaisa hai?

[@manishsorout2333]

Araa O madam kyo doore daale h bhai p thik thak kaam chalrhya h bhai ka kyu iski esi tesi krn laag ri h.

[@anubhavarya802]

Kamal JAAT dost tha Bhai😂😂😂😂

[@piplup1232]

2:16 the accent was so litt omg 🔥🔥😂

[@JasK-ct9nm]

Wowww....one of the best comedian.... So natural and awesome content

[@gayatriparashar9853]

Yaadav ji Tuci gr8 ho I truly admire your performance Too good

[@shrishtichauhan5666]

Suprb as alwys 17 gadi vala concept toh bht hi mst lots of love vijay yadav 👏👏❤❤❤😘😘😘😘😘1000k likes to ur suprb hit video ,pls upload more I am vry big fan of urs videos and ur language is suprb and vry funnny..❤❤❤👏👏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Manifestingluxury12346]

Saw this act live. It was may much more funnier 😁

[@Just_somebody7]

3:13... Bhai ne Kya attitude se bola 😁😁 just look at that expression.... The reply to him through his eyes was like "bhag saale gareeb.... Scorpio Tak hi rahiyo tu" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mystore1921]

03:15

[@Bint_suhail01]

Wanna meet his frnd😂😂😂

[@NipunShastri]

Take a quick tour in hariyana. Everyone is like that only. Full of money and no job. Yes sometime Audi main tuda bhar ke gaay bhains ko daal aate hai.

[@loveindiafromindia8612]

@@NipunShastri have u ever went their

[@jainendrakumar1525]

Aa jao madam sab waise hi hai

[@satyarocksss]

Haryana me jaise mazze aate hein baaton me aur kahin ni

[@vaibhavbhardwaj4300]

hey there golddigger

[@SKasare]

Bro...You make us laugh..Keep up ur style & your haryanvi punches...Keep building around them & rock the show always..Big fan

[@pratibhachauhan3623]

Ek ghar me do sher na ho sake😍😍😍loving this line 2.pendrive fenk ke marunga khde khde download ho jayega😂😂😂mujhe jrur milwa do usse ek baar😂😂😂

[@armanchoudhary1963]

Mat milna madam

[@akashjoshi632]

"Pendrive fenk ke marunga...khade khade download ho jayega...."Epic Bhai 😂😂👏👏

[@deepanshurao8798]

😂😂best stand-up comedian

[@hiteshaggarwal6443]

Apart from Anubhav Bassi's "Cheating" no other video made my laugh this much 😅🤘

[@mansipatel7196]

Agreed 👍

[@PrinceRaj-ne7ez]

I think Abhishek upmanyu is also good...

[@ishantshukla233]

@@PrinceRaj-ne7ez He's OP Bro

[@therisingones]

@@ishantshukla233 Op means??

[@ishantshukla233]

@@therisingones Overpowered , we usually refer this while playing pubg whenever a teammate does something extraordinary. Hope you get it :)

[@niharika5987]

"Pen drive fhak ke Maraunga khade khade download Ho jayega" 😆😆😆😆 best dialogue.

[@satyarocksss]

😂😂😂

[@nincnuha]

His jokes and accent it's just fadd h yr👌😂

[@snehashreehota4267]

Absolute gem!! So needed to see this today😁thanks😆

[@suvansh4]

Man i love your way of presenting the jokes and attitude 😂 one of the best standup comedians ❤️❤️ huge fan🍻

[@Nikhil_gope_56]

Last one is amazing.

[@ashamahor3303]

Koi rishta to hai.😂😂😂😂😂..waxing me kuch tha..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂....superb..

[@vaibhavsrivastava7617]

When I saw *Vijay Yadav* new video I was like " *Bakchodi hogi ab* " 😂😂😂😂

[@vaibhavsrivastava7617]

@@varunkumar1325 Aur tu *Bakchodo ka Smrat* h Humour smjhna sikho bhai

[@varunkumar1325]

@@vaibhavsrivastava7617 sikh rha hu class li h😅

[@Manish-ht9np]

You had me at "I don't" :)

[@ch0udharykamlesh289]

Sir ji dil jit liya aapne.....aapka style to lajwab he

[@iconic5740]

Bhai....abhi j carry video dekha aur ab ye aa gya din hi bana diya be ✌✌

[@dineshsingla1941]

Sath mein lakshay choudhary ka bhi

[@vshalray01]

@@dineshsingla1941 lakshay chaudhry bohot logical baat karta hei but dynamo ke case mei galat bakchodi kari usne.

[@dineshsingla1941]

@Michael Di Inniritu Bhai ek hi video mein ki h Dynamo wali mein

[@dineshsingla1941]

@@vshalray01 ha Bhai ye to h

[@Dilli-Ke-Balak]

Best video Your jokes is 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cypher8934]

Bhai kahase soche leto ha bhai 🤣🤣gg

[@rampankajram]

You can't do this Man. And the audience is super crazy if they are not laughing at him not on his act..

[@AnimatedBytes]

Pendrive 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌 you are amazing man 🙌👍🤘

[@gaurisharma5206]

Mazedaar . Your speaking tone was damn good👌😍🔥

[@armanchoudhary1963]

Really😂

[@sandeepchahar7538]

Bhai mange. Dil khus kr deti h yar teri video. Jisa aaga jma

[@tan-boi]

Bhai poori video related hai mujhse 10 baar dekh chuka hun kam se kam 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@deeptiparkar7018]

He is simply awesome. I wanna attend his live show. I miss the dates sometime in delhi or mumbai. I am a great fan of him..

[@nishanain511]

This was literally epic🔥🔥

[@navjotdahiya9272]

amazing yaar... super duper hit

[@deeparaghav4591]

Waxing m kuch tha😂😂😂this is awesome 😁😂😂😂

[@shrinkhalaaakanksha3596]

Mast yaar.. and pen drive Wala to best joke tha😂😂

[@vishalsoni5923]

yep god bless you Vijay ji

[@Ish.shubham]

Love u sir ji for this Scorpio nhi fortuner aa gyi ab tu ❤️❤️❤️😘😚

[@Gauravtripathi1997]

Bhai fan ho gyaa hu aapka yaar bhot intzaar rehtaa h aapki vedios kaa

[@vivek.verma_07]

I am also from Haryana ...... Great Haryana.. Great JAAT......

[@yadavlandmainpuri....4728]

Yo to yadav h

[@udaydahiya7454]

Who else likes the video before you even watch it, just because you know it's gonna be that good?

[@priyamohan7414]

We want more videos 🥶🥶🥶....watching u was supa fun...keep it up🤘🏼

[@lijovarughese8492]

Pen drive phek ke marunga, khade khade download ho jayga!! :D My man, you are always refreshingly funny! Much love bro.

[@MonkeyDLuffy-ou5sm]

bhai bohot badiyaa video......... love u from delhi

[@pubgsilentstrikerbgaming1338]

Content high level tha

[@allaboutfacts8389]

U have most interesting friends 🤣😂

[@sonalikarna7136]

Content and Presentation 😂😂😂😂😂 total love

[@gauravsharma3575]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@pawanraj5032]

Owsm bhai.. haryanaa walo ki baat genuin rkh rkhi hai bhau tumne..😅😅

[@vaishalijoshi1251]

I m a big fan of urs, especially the way u talk.. awesome job sir.. shining 🌟

[@PreetKaur-zo3nl]

Yrrr you are so awesome man, jokes ek no se

[@sagarsharma4023]

Amazing comedy and neat and clean content...👏👏👏👏

[@user-tc6wr6sy2l]

"Waxing mai kuch tha" 😂😂

[@anmolkrishanverma]

Bro please come to jammu love ur work dekhne se phele like karta hu hamehsa love from jammu 😍😍😍

[@Morning367routien]

Vijay Yadav ,anubhav bassi, Akash Gupta and Aishwarya Mohanraj .... Best 💖💖💖💖😎😎😎😎😎💐💐💐💐🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@christinarawat4932]

Love ur videos Vijay.. keep it up..😊

[@anandsinghyadav1604]

Bhai bhai keep it up 👌

[@clowdyloud6383]

Awesome... Waxing me kuch tha.. Epic... Chaale paad diye.. 😂😂

[@subhamaymandal9668]

bhai ka alag hi swag hai.. nice attitude sir . ❤️❤️❤️

[@bhawnakashyap9505]

Gajab bhai gajab😂😂🤣🤣💯💯 Totally loved it.

[@pawansinghyadav5853]

Very nice भईया up वालो पर भी कुछ बोलिये,,

[@amirkhangodhand]

Osm vedio bro it's soo funny 😂😂😂😂😃😃

[@Abhisheksinghgrewal]

bhai ek no. ladle..chala paad diya.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😃😃😃😃😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@yashvardhansingh6301]

Awesome man awesome....uh r just amazing dude

[@mrs.rosysembhi]

This was amazingly hilarious!! Good work

[@videostreamin5066]

Scorpio nhi fortuner aagyi..best part of this video

[@abidkhan75088]

Awesome Vijay bhai. JEE SAA aa gya yaar video dekh kr👉💝👈😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[@mohit9877]

bhai ek number ....njare aage ✌️

[@gautambhandari7249]

Esme dum hy bhai. 🥰🥰🥰🥰I love you

[@atinder21pal]

भाई भाई 😂😂 जाट भाई ज़िंदाबाद 😍😍😍

[@brijeshrajput7292]

yadav hai wo heer bolte hai unhe

[@atinder21pal]

@@brijeshrajput7292 bhai usne joke mara tha us pr btaya i know wo heer hain

[@greekgod3974]

@@brijeshrajput7292 bhai rajput yadav jaat Martha sabhi veer hai sab milkar raho bhai jai hind hindu ekta banao

[@debkamalsingha9151]

Sir g tussi great ho oihoiii dialog ki delivery ekdamm ❤️❤️❤️

[@kusummehra8701]

Besttt onee♡ i m from hryna too , nd i couldd srslyyyy relate too thiss !

[@politicalfact2023]

Rao sahab from haryana

[@kumarabhishek1091]

Ek ghar me do Sher nahi reh sakte...😂😂😂😂 Solid Joke Sir... 😝😝😝

[@YashGulia008]

amzing bro, In all your videos people wait when that jaat friend's part will come. ooho ghani english hogi eb pher log nu kahge tu toh haryana t ho ae na sakta or voh b jaat. na bhai na. jatt de kol hai ni gaddi fortuner.

[@esharatnam5210]

'Pendrive fekkar marunga, khade khade download ho jayega'😂😂