I Don't Like People | Standup Comedy by Vijay Yadav

#StandUpComedy #CanvasLaughClub #Comedy #VijayYadav
Credits -
Music - "KZbin se Free waala Music Track"
Fir bhi sunna hai to "Behind Closed Doors" and "Tarantula"
Connect on
Facebook - / vjcomedy
Instagram - @vj_ydv
snapchat - @vjydv
twitter - @inceptionwa
Location - Canvas Laugh Club, Gurgaon.
Special thanks to - Bassi, Onkar Yadav, Ritul Yadav, Canvas Laugh Club, Akshit Arora(Editing), and many more for supporting.
Dekho Tension nahi hai koi Zindagi mein. Sab mast chal raha hai. Baaki tum dekh hi loge aane waale time mein, kya hota hai.

[@kaveenamd2282]

He just grows more handsome with the grey hair 🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️

[@Aman_.05]

You are also beautiful

[@jyotiabhijeet2820]

Absolutely

[@kaveenamd2282]

@@Aman_.05 haha..thanks 😊

[@dishanktijara1418]

Have you crush on him?

[@weirdobeing]

Agreed! He is! 😊

[@aniketnagpal9402]

"Thappad maarunga tappe khate hua ghar pahuchega" "Pen drive fek ke maarunga khade khade download ho jaayga"😂😂😂😂epic

[@indianvlogger8664]

ek ghr mei do sher na ho skte.....🤣🤣🤣🤣 sher ne inter caste marriage 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@karanpanwar8163]

4:51 1 dost h jise hm jaat bulate h Kyu... Kyuki wo jaat h😄✌🏻

[@Rahul_Singh123]

9:12 *pendrive fenk k marunga khade khade download ho jayega...* EPIC LINE

[@theventures8285]

Best one👍

[@gouravdhar5945]

ywa

[@gloomymelancholypumpkinspice]

Ya I'm stealing this😂

[@shirlynyeoward9531]

Hi Vijay today i heard ur jokes for the 1st time & i cudnt help but watch all of them back to back.. love the way u talk about ur friends.. Jaguar joke was amazing... Pen-drive one too haha 😂 ROFL 😂 All the best.. 👍

[@nehabondarwad5682]

pen drive fek ke marunga khade khade download ho jayega....hahaha funny af, amazing Vijay ji...!!!

[@ravimalik3026]

ghane kasute jee se le rhya h , vijay ji :D

[@jaissjordan5040]

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[@prachisharma5476]

🤣🤣

[@jayantmalik69]

Ek Baar dekho. kzbin.info/www/bejne/raq0aYNtmamBlbc

[@subodhranjan2944]

LMAO Is his waxing friend Anubhav Singh Bassi ?? :P

[@DRNisha-jt2mj]

But vo toh strong hai😂

[@MehakKhan-rg3vp]

Yeah n literally sometimes feels like updated bassi ji lol

[@vandanachaudhary8129]

But Bassi is jaat too. So, I think there might be some connection. By the way the video was marvelous 😂😂

[@rishikamehta9932]

Was waiting for him to say, "Aur uss dost ko aaj Anubhav Bassi k naam se jaante hain. " 😂🤦

[@palakkumari9808]

Same here😂..Jaatt friend & waxing incident, I was relating so much!

[@Bawa-e-hind]

Waxing incident k baad ka Yadav ji ka. Waxing incident - Bassi ji ka.

[@singhrohan001]

He is from Up bro

[@priyankabansode4845]

Seriously bassi ?

[@manishpunia3694]

@@singhrohan001 yes but west UP and Haryanvi some similar language.

[@ankitlamba8708]

🙏 जाट की जिंदगी में कष्ट घना , फेर भी जाट मस्त घना 🙏

[@bhumikachilwaluttarakhand2453]

Kya kasht hai

[@ankitlamba8708]

@@bhumikachilwaluttarakhand2453 kuch bhi nahi .......but i want to say that we enjoy problems 😎

[@anityachaudhary4241]

जगुआर क्यों नही है घर पे "एक घर मे दो शेर न रह सके हे" won my heart👌👌😊😊

[@studentslaughclub8809]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5KvoYhtYsiVsNE

[@smriti1089]

After crying for 2 hours...decided to watch stand up..u made my day🤗🤗.. God bless you ..

[@mohitbidlan412]

😍

[@Bhaktimarg.5]

रोना घना बड़ा जुरम होवे है जी

[@lostAngel.]

Pussy. Lol

[@potato_chips_on_a_counter]

@@lostAngel. you ain't getting one anytime soon

[@nodeofranvier222]

role bhen free therapy frfrfr

[@abdulhamidmansuri2821]

3:18 scorpio na hoti bhai fortunier aagai hmare pss ab 🔥

[@tejassoora5242]

Swad to scorpio me hi aave h

[@prashantwaghmare994]

Bande ki gazab bezzati kiya pr bhai ne 😂😂

[@harshvardhansinghsuryavans7487]

Alhumdoolillah..

[@habibaali382]

That means he is married

[@Manifestingluxury12346]

Saw this act live. It was may much more funnier 😁

[@MajorSandeepCoc]

This man is always higher than the expectations

[@YashGulia008]

amzing bro, In all your videos people wait when that jaat friend's part will come. ooho ghani english hogi eb pher log nu kahge tu toh haryana t ho ae na sakta or voh b jaat. na bhai na. jatt de kol hai ni gaddi fortuner.

[@swatisen8077]

U take haryana on next level.. Keep it up buddy. 👍

[@Akshay_yadav98]

Madam jay Haryana jay haryanvi

[@Akshay-vm6nd]

Haryana has always been on next level but you have seen any haryanvi for the first time that's the only reason. Watch haryanvi video you'll not be able to stop you tears while laughing.

[@studentslaughclub8809]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5KvoYhtYsiVsNE

[@JagdeepSingh-cj4mv]

Nic looking gorgeous

[@amitbhamla1717]

love u .

[@anayasharma88]

Milwao kbhi apne jaat dost se humm B live dekhe uska sense of humer

[@adiswar4824]

Jatt to hm bhi h

[@Bhaktimarg.5]

किसी भी देसी जाट से मिल लो सब भाई एक जैसे हैं हम मैडम जी

[@balinderaujla8087]

M hun Aja

[@SumitKumar-ks4er]

Gold digger

[@tansacanimations8795]

Anubhav Singh Bassi check kr lo

[@akshaysingh-rh9dn]

As always great performance! Jats are straight forward and brave people but this gross exaggeration about jats being super rich, uneducated and dumb is not correct. So many are struggling in day to day lives...and many are pursuing education and as always want to serve the community and country and uplift the poor and down troden... I understand this is to be taken as a joke but the undertones doesn't do justice to the hardworking majority.

[@saurabhrana2265]

Bro! poor bhi apne krmo se hore,daaru aur jaari k kaaran

[@hiteshaggarwal6443]

Apart from Anubhav Bassi's "Cheating" no other video made my laugh this much 😅🤘

[@mansipatel7196]

Agreed 👍

[@PrinceRaj-ne7ez]

I think Abhishek upmanyu is also good...

[@ishantshukla233]

@@PrinceRaj-ne7ez He's OP Bro

[@therisingones]

@@ishantshukla233 Op means??

[@ishantshukla233]

@@therisingones Overpowered , we usually refer this while playing pubg whenever a teammate does something extraordinary. Hope you get it :)

[@Bosslady168]

Awww I love your language yar vijay😂😂😂😂I am your fan from Australia 🇦🇺 how funny you are 🤣

[@Maan_]

Hetal Anjariya auntie number mang rahi hai 😂😂😂😂bai ka

[@jakharchaudhary]

@@Maan_ ryt bhaii .......aunty chalu h😂

[@simranaulakh2755]

contact num dedo.main bhai ko deduga snd krdo jldi

[@rpwzh5403]

Aur Australia ka me mausome kaisa hai?

[@manishsorout2333]

Araa O madam kyo doore daale h bhai p thik thak kaam chalrhya h bhai ka kyu iski esi tesi krn laag ri h.

[@Dinkyandetcetera]

Fortuner aa gayi mhare paas made me hit like instantly.... loved it man... keep going... you’re my favourite now ❤️

[@dkdc2402]

Delhi ka hai tu?

[@Dinkyandetcetera]

bhram surat ki hu me 😂

[@pratibhachauhan3623]

Ek ghar me do sher na ho sake😍😍😍loving this line 2.pendrive fenk ke marunga khde khde download ho jayega😂😂😂mujhe jrur milwa do usse ek baar😂😂😂

[@armanchoudhary1963]

Mat milna madam

[@anubhavarya802]

Kamal JAAT dost tha Bhai😂😂😂😂

[@navneelkaur9427]

Everytime I watch this video I feel so good .. dude u have perfect timing ur dialogue delivery .... I can relate with ur gurgaon jokes so relatable. I saw u live in mic drop delhi this year awesome show... Ur one of my favourite stand up comedians

[@Bint_suhail01]

Wanna meet his frnd😂😂😂

[@NipunShastri]

Take a quick tour in hariyana. Everyone is like that only. Full of money and no job. Yes sometime Audi main tuda bhar ke gaay bhains ko daal aate hai.

[@loveindiafromindia8612]

@@NipunShastri have u ever went their

[@jainendrakumar1525]

Aa jao madam sab waise hi hai

[@satyarocksss]

Haryana me jaise mazze aate hein baaton me aur kahin ni

[@vaibhavbhardwaj4300]

hey there golddigger

[@sniperkausgaming2879]

Kate hi behenkar video sir 🤣🤣

[@shrishtichauhan5666]

Suprb as alwys 17 gadi vala concept toh bht hi mst lots of love vijay yadav 👏👏❤❤❤😘😘😘😘😘1000k likes to ur suprb hit video ,pls upload more I am vry big fan of urs videos and ur language is suprb and vry funnny..❤❤❤👏👏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vaibhav1644]

When I saw *Vijay Yadav* new video I was like " *Bakchodi hogi ab* " 😂😂😂😂

[@vaibhav1644]

@@varunkumar1325 Aur tu *Bakchodo ka Smrat* h Humour smjhna sikho bhai

[@varunkumar1325]

@@vaibhav1644 sikh rha hu class li h😅

[@PriyaSharma-yr7cs]

Mr.yadav i actually wait for videos plz make more of them as its a delight and truly a stress buster to watch you😊

[@sonalverma2997]

3:09 ATTITUDE DAMN😂❤️

[@geetanjalidas2673]

Jatt.... Swag hi kuch alag hai yarrrr 💖💖💖💖💖

[@Just_somebody7]

3:13... Bhai ne Kya attitude se bola 😁😁 just look at that expression.... The reply to him through his eyes was like "bhag saale gareeb.... Scorpio Tak hi rahiyo tu" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mystore1921]

03:15

[@rampankajram]

You can't do this Man. And the audience is super crazy if they are not laughing at him not on his act..

[@gayatriparashar9853]

Yaadav ji Tuci gr8 ho I truly admire your performance Too good

[@kiranprasad2365]

I'm from Canada and I've watched all your videos in one go. Crushing....

[@ramanarora9094]

Superb last punch on "pen drive .... download". U r amazing man.

[@amareshprasad5236]

The last one is Epic "pendrive fek ke marunga khade khade download ho jayega"😂😂😂😂

[@jaatramguriofficial9765]

Pen drive wala top bhai....baki unlimited hassi....thnks brother mood bdiya kr diya

[@piplup1232]

2:16 the accent was so litt omg 🔥🔥😂

[@politicalfact2023]

Rao sahab from haryana

[@akkimisserwalia4899]

Jiska din best hua ho yeh dkh ke...hit like😊

[@pawansinghyadav5853]

Very nice भईया up वालो पर भी कुछ बोलिये,,

[@niharika5987]

"Pen drive fhak ke Maraunga khade khade download Ho jayega" 😆😆😆😆 best dialogue.

[@satyarocksss]

😂😂😂

[@vivek.verma_07]

I am also from Haryana ...... Great Haryana.. Great JAAT......

[@yadavlandmainpuri....4728]

Yo to yadav h

[@neerajdahiya592]

Apka vo jaat dost bda mst h vaise. 🤟... haryana k haryanviyon ki tt bat ae nyari ho ss ladle🤟🤟 😎😎

[@nincnuha]

His jokes and accent it's just fadd h yr👌😂

[@Quadriceps_femoris]

Vijay Yadav ,anubhav bassi, Akash Gupta and Aishwarya Mohanraj .... Best 💖💖💖💖😎😎😎😎😎💐💐💐💐🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@udaydahiya7454]

Who else likes the video before you even watch it, just because you know it's gonna be that good?

[@suvansh4]

Man i love your way of presenting the jokes and attitude 😂 one of the best standup comedians ❤️❤️ huge fan🍻

[@iconic5740]

Bhai....abhi j carry video dekha aur ab ye aa gya din hi bana diya be ✌✌

[@dineshsingla1941]

Sath mein lakshay choudhary ka bhi

[@vshalray01]

@@dineshsingla1941 lakshay chaudhry bohot logical baat karta hei but dynamo ke case mei galat bakchodi kari usne.

[@dineshsingla1941]

@Michael Di Inniritu Bhai ek hi video mein ki h Dynamo wali mein

[@dineshsingla1941]

@@vshalray01 ha Bhai ye to h

[@cypher8934]

Bhai kahase soche leto ha bhai 🤣🤣gg

[@samaerashares2478]

Am I only one to get 3 ads before this video 😡

[@raginitripathi3314]

All You Need To Know yaa😂😂

[@GauravKumar-gf2xj]

Change ur content..... I know, lots of ppl kill me for this comment but this truth bro.... 👏👏 ...... God bless

[@skrcasm]

If you're taking about that Salman khan trash, I agree too

[@akashjoshi632]

"Pendrive fenk ke marunga...khade khade download ho jayega...."Epic Bhai 😂😂👏👏

[@sarwam_ayurveda]

Yr ye dialogue har kisi ko sunne milta h chahe punjabi ho ya haryanvi...kuch krke dikhao😂

[@ashamahor3303]

Koi rishta to hai.😂😂😂😂😂..waxing me kuch tha..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂....superb..

[@binduahlawat812]

Jaat comment was awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kartoosjat]

Ye bnda next level punch deta h Haryanvi ke 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😁😁😁🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪 #Jaat_Ram

[@tochan1016]

According to stereotype:::: Delhi to Jaat : oh aukaat me rahe Jaat ringing to his friend : bhai Rola hogaya

[@himangshudeka486]

Plz plz..... Video thori lambi upload Kiya kro Sir. Olz

[@Dr.Isolated]

Who also don't like peoples😄👇 like below

[@rosymalik6434]

I'm jaat

[@vishalmmohan]

Acha

[@SKasare]

Bro...You make us laugh..Keep up ur style & your haryanvi punches...Keep building around them & rock the show always..Big fan

[@shivamsrivastava3774]

Yaar seriously, mood lift Kar diya. 😂 Pyaari videos Hain bhaiya aapki!

[@ashokkumar-oe7xl]

Ek ghar m do sher na ho ske ✌✌✌

[@archanabansla3690]

saw a guy exactly like you in Bangalore Ramada Encore.. was that you?

[@techgamer2838]

7976327283

[@jyotisaharan8641]

Hum toh Scorpio me reptee maarte firte h 😂😂😂😂proud to be haryanvi 😇😇

[@lijovarughese8492]

Pen drive phek ke marunga, khade khade download ho jayga!! :D My man, you are always refreshingly funny! Much love bro.

[@esharatnam5210]

'Pendrive fekkar marunga, khade khade download ho jayega'😂😂

[@pawanraj5032]

Owsm bhai.. haryanaa walo ki baat genuin rkh rkhi hai bhau tumne..😅😅

[@atinder21pal]

भाई भाई 😂😂 जाट भाई ज़िंदाबाद 😍😍😍

[@brijeshrajput7292]

yadav hai wo heer bolte hai unhe

[@atinder21pal]

@@brijeshrajput7292 bhai usne joke mara tha us pr btaya i know wo heer hain

[@greekgod3974]

@@brijeshrajput7292 bhai rajput yadav jaat Martha sabhi veer hai sab milkar raho bhai jai hind hindu ekta banao

[@vshalray01]

Oh tu bhi yadav mei bhi yadav dono ki intercaste friendship hogi ab 😂😂😁😂

[@kusummehra8701]

Besttt onee♡ i m from hryna too , nd i couldd srslyyyy relate too thiss !

[@amitkadyan1036]

Jaat Brand ❤

[@mystore1921]

jma

[@Devbhoomi_Shashwat]

i dnt lie but its not funny one... even i not smile in somewhere....dnt knw why 😐.

[@ankitsharma-qw7wc]

Fortuner aa gyi hamare paas thug life

[@pubgsilentstrikerbgaming1338]

Content high level tha

[@agamdeepsingh1945]

Hahahaha Kaka panjabi chitta nahi Kutapaa laaunde ne 💪🏋️‍♂️

[@TheRaja122]

Agamdeep Singh sala scorpio to thale ta utre 😂😂

[@SukhjinderSingh-zk6nm]

Ehnu pusho k Chita dsta ...eh nhi pta k jithe koi mushkil aundi othe punjabi khrrde. ..nhi ta kashmir jake vekh ja fir jithe paani ayea othe Jake push fir oh bhave india hove ja foreign countries ...I feel proud cz I'm SIKH..

[@SukhjinderSingh-zk6nm]

Fulla wali shirt to Hryana da lgda 😂😂😂😂glla krda punjab bare

[@navneetarora7245]

Aah saale sarhde ne punjab ton.....ehna layi fortuner waddi cheez Hai bohat... 😂

[@GurpreetSingh-ie9pn]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ppraveenkumar908]

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[@sonikamalik6698]

Bina video dekhy hi comment kiya h

[@Caffeinatedmonkk]

Kuch toh rishta zaroor h 😅

[@sonikamalik6698]

@@Caffeinatedmonkk hey iska kya mtlb h

[@Caffeinatedmonkk]

@@sonikamalik6698 did u see the entire video? There was a joke relating to this

[@sonikamalik6698]

@@Caffeinatedmonkk yes i know about this joke

[@Caffeinatedmonkk]

@@sonikamalik6698 cool

[@VK-sb5tf]

SORRY TO SAY .....But Haryanvis are not respected around the country. They usually have an image of Gawaars just like people from Up and Bihar have....Gawaar image around the country but localites think they are super cool.....Bitter Truth.......

[@kuljeetchauhan5376]

Baba you’re beautiful 🔥👌

[@soneervadhera1515]

Bhaji Shimla chala gya.. Bhens k kohni maar rha tha Aur Waxing me kuch tha was epic😂😂😂 maza bi aagya 👌👌👌

[@baharul.]

Stereo type: mein masli khata huen. To mein bengoli huen.

[@gaurisharma5206]

Mazedaar . Your speaking tone was damn good👌😍🔥

[@armanchoudhary1963]

Really😂

[@Dilli-Ke-Balak]

Best video Your jokes is 😂😂😂😂😂

[@allaboutfacts8389]

U have most interesting friends 🤣😂

[@vijaykumarvishwakarma3967]

Re ab ke Scorpio laan padegi ke like ke liye....

[@vampire4051]

hit like if u also want next part of this....😂😂😂

[@JasK-ct9nm]

Wowww....one of the best comedian.... So natural and awesome content

[@rohankumawat2870]

Jaipur me next session kb hoga ? 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

[@sandeepchoudhary10]

4 AUGUST KO

[@rohankumawat2870]

@@sandeepchoudhary10 kaha pe ?

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[@rohankumawat2870]

@@sandeepchoudhary10 ticket online book krni hogi ya whi pe purchase krni padegi

[@deeptiparkar7018]

He is simply awesome. I wanna attend his live show. I miss the dates sometime in delhi or mumbai. I am a great fan of him..

[@चौधरीसाहब-ह2ग]

"Waxing mai kuch tha" 😂😂

[@kanishkaglobal6457]

I have been to that show gurgaon canvas club ..... this guy is amazing 😚😚😚

[@shashankchaudhry7803]

Nhi aap wahan nhi thi

[@VK-sb5tf]

SORRY TO SAY .....But Haryanvis are not respected around the country. They usually have an image of Gawaars just like people from Up and Bihar have....Gawaar image around the country but localites think they are super cool.....Bitter Truth.......

[@VK-sb5tf]

@Pulkit Nandal Exactly. One uneducated illiterate spotted. I guess you couldn't understand what i said. And i am not from Up 😂.

[@dr.amygdalasjoruney4031]

Haryanvi boys are so good with expressions 😎🤩

[@bhavarpetshop.8810]

Hit like if you have fortuner ❣️😎

[@meenakshibhatnagar4395]

Pendrive phek ke marunga Khade khade downloadho jayega Amazing man 😂

[@rimpadas13]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Pendrive fek k maarunga, khade khade download ho jayega 👌👌👌👌😂😂😂😂