I Don't Like People | Standup Comedy by Vijay Yadav

[@indianvlogger8664]

ek ghr mei do sher na ho skte.....🤣🤣🤣🤣 sher ne inter caste marriage 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@smriti1089]

After crying for 2 hours...decided to watch stand up..u made my day🤗🤗.. God bless you ..

[@mohitbidlan412]

😍

[@Bhaktimarg.5]

रोना घना बड़ा जुरम होवे है जी

[@lostAngel.]

Pussy. Lol

[@potato_chips_on_a_counter]

@@lostAngel. you ain't getting one anytime soon

[@nodeofranvier222]

role bhen free therapy frfrfr

[@Rahul_Singh123]

9:12 *pendrive fenk k marunga khade khade download ho jayega...* EPIC LINE

[@theventures8285]

Best one👍

[@gouravdhar5945]

ywa

[@gloomymelancholypumpkinspice]

Ya I'm stealing this😂

[@kaveenamd2282]

He just grows more handsome with the grey hair 🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️

[@Aman_.05]

You are also beautiful

[@jyotiabhijeet2820]

Absolutely

[@kaveenamd2282]

@@Aman_.05 haha..thanks 😊

[@dishanktijara1418]

Have you crush on him?

[@weirdobeing]

Agreed! He is! 😊

[@abdulhamidmansuri2821]

3:18 scorpio na hoti bhai fortunier aagai hmare pss ab 🔥

[@tejassoora5242]

Swad to scorpio me hi aave h

[@prashantwaghmare994]

Bande ki gazab bezzati kiya pr bhai ne 😂😂

[@harshvardhansinghsuryavans7487]

Alhumdoolillah..

[@habibaali382]

That means he is married

[@aniketnagpal9402]

"Thappad maarunga tappe khate hua ghar pahuchega" "Pen drive fek ke maarunga khade khade download ho jaayga"😂😂😂😂epic

[@anityachaudhary4241]

जगुआर क्यों नही है घर पे "एक घर मे दो शेर न रह सके हे" won my heart👌👌😊😊

[@studentslaughclub8809]

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[@karanpanwar8163]

4:51 1 dost h jise hm jaat bulate h Kyu... Kyuki wo jaat h😄✌🏻

[@MajorSandeepCoc]

This man is always higher than the expectations

[@shirlynyeoward9531]

Hi Vijay today i heard ur jokes for the 1st time & i cudnt help but watch all of them back to back.. love the way u talk about ur friends.. Jaguar joke was amazing... Pen-drive one too haha 😂 ROFL 😂 All the best.. 👍

[@nehabondarwad5682]

pen drive fek ke marunga khade khade download ho jayega....hahaha funny af, amazing Vijay ji...!!!

[@ravimalik3026]

ghane kasute jee se le rhya h , vijay ji :D

[@jaissjordan5040]

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[@prachisharma5476]

🤣🤣

[@jayantmalik69]

Ek Baar dekho. kzbin.info/www/bejne/raq0aYNtmamBlbc

[@Saurav.0k]

2:16 the accent was so litt omg 🔥🔥😂

[@sonalverma2997]

3:09 ATTITUDE DAMN😂❤️

[@navneelkaur9427]

Everytime I watch this video I feel so good .. dude u have perfect timing ur dialogue delivery .... I can relate with ur gurgaon jokes so relatable. I saw u live in mic drop delhi this year awesome show... Ur one of my favourite stand up comedians

[@amareshprasad5236]

The last one is Epic "pendrive fek ke marunga khade khade download ho jayega"😂😂😂😂

[@Dinkyandetcetera]

Fortuner aa gayi mhare paas made me hit like instantly.... loved it man... keep going... you’re my favourite now ❤️

[@dkdc2402]

Delhi ka hai tu?

[@Dinkyandetcetera]

bhram surat ki hu me 😂

[@swatisen8077]

U take haryana on next level.. Keep it up buddy. 👍

[@Akshay_yadav98]

Madam jay Haryana jay haryanvi

[@Akshay-vm6nd]

Haryana has always been on next level but you have seen any haryanvi for the first time that's the only reason. Watch haryanvi video you'll not be able to stop you tears while laughing.

[@studentslaughclub8809]

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[@JagdeepSingh-cj4mv]

Nic looking gorgeous

[@amitbhamla1717]

love u .

[@kiranprasad2365]

I'm from Canada and I've watched all your videos in one go. Crushing....

[@rishikamehta9932]

Was waiting for him to say, "Aur uss dost ko aaj Anubhav Bassi k naam se jaante hain. " 😂🤦

[@palakkumari9808]

Same here😂..Jaatt friend & waxing incident, I was relating so much!

[@Bawa-e-hind]

Waxing incident k baad ka Yadav ji ka. Waxing incident - Bassi ji ka.

[@singhrohan001]

He is from Up bro

[@priyankabansode4845]

Seriously bassi ?

[@manishpunia3694]

@@singhrohan001 yes but west UP and Haryanvi some similar language.

[@PriyaSharma-yr7cs]

Mr.yadav i actually wait for videos plz make more of them as its a delight and truly a stress buster to watch you😊

[@Just_somebody7]

3:13... Bhai ne Kya attitude se bola 😁😁 just look at that expression.... The reply to him through his eyes was like "bhag saale gareeb.... Scorpio Tak hi rahiyo tu" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mystore1921]

03:15

[@shrishtichauhan5666]

Suprb as alwys 17 gadi vala concept toh bht hi mst lots of love vijay yadav 👏👏❤❤❤😘😘😘😘😘1000k likes to ur suprb hit video ,pls upload more I am vry big fan of urs videos and ur language is suprb and vry funnny..❤❤❤👏👏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ramanarora9094]

Superb last punch on "pen drive .... download". U r amazing man.

[@pratibhachauhan3623]

Ek ghar me do sher na ho sake😍😍😍loving this line 2.pendrive fenk ke marunga khde khde download ho jayega😂😂😂mujhe jrur milwa do usse ek baar😂😂😂

[@armanchoudhary1963]

Mat milna madam

[@akashjoshi632]

"Pendrive fenk ke marunga...khade khade download ho jayega...."Epic Bhai 😂😂👏👏

[@subodhranjan2944]

LMAO Is his waxing friend Anubhav Singh Bassi ?? :P

[@DRNisha-jt2mj]

But vo toh strong hai😂

[@MehakKhan-rg3vp]

Yeah n literally sometimes feels like updated bassi ji lol

[@vandanachaudhary8129]

But Bassi is jaat too. So, I think there might be some connection. By the way the video was marvelous 😂😂

[@jaatramguriofficial9765]

Pen drive wala top bhai....baki unlimited hassi....thnks brother mood bdiya kr diya

[@Heyitspankaj]

You can't do this Man. And the audience is super crazy if they are not laughing at him not on his act..

[@shivamsrivastava3774]

Yaar seriously, mood lift Kar diya. 😂 Pyaari videos Hain bhaiya aapki!

[@ankitlamba8708]

🙏 जाट की जिंदगी में कष्ट घना , फेर भी जाट मस्त घना 🙏

[@bhumikachilwaluttarakhand2453]

Kya kasht hai

[@ankitlamba8708]

@@bhumikachilwaluttarakhand2453 kuch bhi nahi .......but i want to say that we enjoy problems 😎

[@nincnuha]

His jokes and accent it's just fadd h yr👌😂

[@suvansh4]

Man i love your way of presenting the jokes and attitude 😂 one of the best standup comedians ❤️❤️ huge fan🍻

[@ashamahor3303]

Koi rishta to hai.😂😂😂😂😂..waxing me kuch tha..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂....superb..

[@niharika5987]

"Pen drive fhak ke Maraunga khade khade download Ho jayega" 😆😆😆😆 best dialogue.

[@satyarocksss]

😂😂😂

[@Bosslady168]

Awww I love your language yar vijay😂😂😂😂I am your fan from Australia 🇦🇺 how funny you are 🤣

[@Maan_]

Hetal Anjariya auntie number mang rahi hai 😂😂😂😂bai ka

[@jakharchaudhary]

@@Maan_ ryt bhaii .......aunty chalu h😂

[@simranaulakh2755]

contact num dedo.main bhai ko deduga snd krdo jldi

[@rpwzh5403]

Aur Australia ka me mausome kaisa hai?

[@manishsorout2333]

Araa O madam kyo doore daale h bhai p thik thak kaam chalrhya h bhai ka kyu iski esi tesi krn laag ri h.

[@Bint_suhail01]

Wanna meet his frnd😂😂😂

[@NipunShastri]

Take a quick tour in hariyana. Everyone is like that only. Full of money and no job. Yes sometime Audi main tuda bhar ke gaay bhains ko daal aate hai.

[@loveindiafromindia8612]

@@NipunShastri have u ever went their

[@jainendrakumar1525]

Aa jao madam sab waise hi hai

[@satyarocksss]

Haryana me jaise mazze aate hein baaton me aur kahin ni

[@vaibhavbhardwaj4300]

hey there golddigger

[@gayatriparashar9853]

Yaadav ji Tuci gr8 ho I truly admire your performance Too good

[@anubhavarya802]

Kamal JAAT dost tha Bhai😂😂😂😂

[@clowdyloud6383]

Awesome... Waxing me kuch tha.. Epic... Chaale paad diye.. 😂😂

[@lijovarughese8492]

Pen drive phek ke marunga, khade khade download ho jayga!! :D My man, you are always refreshingly funny! Much love bro.

[@JasK-ct9nm]

Wowww....one of the best comedian.... So natural and awesome content

[@ch0udharykamlesh289]

Sir ji dil jit liya aapne.....aapka style to lajwab he

[@SKasare]

Bro...You make us laugh..Keep up ur style & your haryanvi punches...Keep building around them & rock the show always..Big fan

[@esharatnam5210]

'Pendrive fekkar marunga, khade khade download ho jayega'😂😂

[@Manifestingluxury12346]

Saw this act live. It was may much more funnier 😁

[@Manish-ht9np]

You had me at "I don't" :)

[@vivek.verma_07]

I am also from Haryana ...... Great Haryana.. Great JAAT......

[@yadavlandmainpuri....4728]

Yo to yadav h

[@Quadriceps_femoris]

Vijay Yadav ,anubhav bassi, Akash Gupta and Aishwarya Mohanraj .... Best 💖💖💖💖😎😎😎😎😎💐💐💐💐🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@shrinkhalaaakanksha3596]

Mast yaar.. and pen drive Wala to best joke tha😂😂

[@simransekhon6222]

One of the funniest 👌🏽👌🏽 is dost ki dosti mat tutne dena... content ka bhandar hai ye...🤣🤣

[@vaibhav1644]

When I saw *Vijay Yadav* new video I was like " *Bakchodi hogi ab* " 😂😂😂😂

[@vaibhav1644]

@@varunkumar1325 Aur tu *Bakchodo ka Smrat* h Humour smjhna sikho bhai

[@varunkumar1325]

@@vaibhav1644 sikh rha hu class li h😅

[@atulrastogi8130]

Don't say you are selling your zameer. You are entertaining us, may be for sometime only but people forgot their tensions and laugh. As a saying- laughter is the best medicine. So basically you are helping people to face their problems happily in their life. Keep it upstairs 👍

[@deeptiparkar7018]

He is simply awesome. I wanna attend his live show. I miss the dates sometime in delhi or mumbai. I am a great fan of him..

[@geetanjalidas2673]

Jatt.... Swag hi kuch alag hai yarrrr 💖💖💖💖💖

[@udaydahiya7454]

Who else likes the video before you even watch it, just because you know it's gonna be that good?

[@sarwam_ayurveda]

Yr ye dialogue har kisi ko sunne milta h chahe punjabi ho ya haryanvi...kuch krke dikhao😂

[@kumarabhishek1091]

Ek ghar me do Sher nahi reh sakte...😂😂😂😂 Solid Joke Sir... 😝😝😝

[@hiteshaggarwal6443]

Apart from Anubhav Bassi's "Cheating" no other video made my laugh this much 😅🤘

[@mansipatel7196]

Agreed 👍

[@PrinceRaj-ne7ez]

I think Abhishek upmanyu is also good...

[@ishantshukla233]

@@PrinceRaj-ne7ez He's OP Bro

[@therisingones]

@@ishantshukla233 Op means??

[@ishantshukla233]

@@therisingones Overpowered , we usually refer this while playing pubg whenever a teammate does something extraordinary. Hope you get it :)

[@kartoosjat]

Ye bnda next level punch deta h Haryanvi ke 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😁😁😁🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪 #Jaat_Ram

[@tan-boi]

Bhai poori video related hai mujhse 10 baar dekh chuka hun kam se kam 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@iconic5740]

Bhai....abhi j carry video dekha aur ab ye aa gya din hi bana diya be ✌✌

[@dineshsingla1941]

Sath mein lakshay choudhary ka bhi

[@vshalray01]

@@dineshsingla1941 lakshay chaudhry bohot logical baat karta hei but dynamo ke case mei galat bakchodi kari usne.

[@dineshsingla1941]

@Michael Di Inniritu Bhai ek hi video mein ki h Dynamo wali mein

[@dineshsingla1941]

@@vshalray01 ha Bhai ye to h

[@PreetKaur-zo3nl]

Yrrr you are so awesome man, jokes ek no se

[@anayasharma88]

Milwao kbhi apne jaat dost se humm B live dekhe uska sense of humer

[@adiswar4824]

Jatt to hm bhi h

[@Bhaktimarg.5]

किसी भी देसी जाट से मिल लो सब भाई एक जैसे हैं हम मैडम जी

[@balinderaujla8087]

M hun Aja

[@SumitKumar-ks4er]

Gold digger

[@tansacanimations8795]

Anubhav Singh Bassi check kr lo

[@Ish.shubham]

Love u sir ji for this Scorpio nhi fortuner aa gyi ab tu ❤️❤️❤️😘😚

[@videostreamin5066]

Scorpio nhi fortuner aagyi..best part of this video

[@parveenkumar1216]

Bhai ek month se hansa nhi hu.... apne hansa diya.. thanx my bro

[@YashGulia008]

amzing bro, In all your videos people wait when that jaat friend's part will come. ooho ghani english hogi eb pher log nu kahge tu toh haryana t ho ae na sakta or voh b jaat. na bhai na. jatt de kol hai ni gaddi fortuner.

[@gaurisharma5206]

Mazedaar . Your speaking tone was damn good👌😍🔥

[@armanchoudhary1963]

Really😂

[@atinder21pal]

भाई भाई 😂😂 जाट भाई ज़िंदाबाद 😍😍😍

[@brijeshrajput7292]

yadav hai wo heer bolte hai unhe

[@atinder21pal]

@@brijeshrajput7292 bhai usne joke mara tha us pr btaya i know wo heer hain

[@greekgod3974]

@@brijeshrajput7292 bhai rajput yadav jaat Martha sabhi veer hai sab milkar raho bhai jai hind hindu ekta banao

[@R9M10joey]

Pen Drive fek ke marunga khade khade download ho jaega 🤣🤣 Best line at the last

[@AnimatedBytes]

Pendrive 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌 you are amazing man 🙌👍🤘

[@abhishekupadhyay9726]

Ek ghar mein 2 sher😂😂 Ek hi mausi taai ke hain saare😂😂❤️

[@justanotherstranger7741]

"I don't like people" Story of my life.

[@anirudhmakwana6161]

The last dialogue was suprrbbbbbbbb Pen drive marunga khade khade download ho jayega ..oh God !!!😆😆😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

[@mrs.rosysembhi]

This was amazingly hilarious!! Good work

[@sandeepchahar7538]

Bhai mange. Dil khus kr deti h yar teri video. Jisa aaga jma

[@arjun894]

The king of Stand up comedy 😆😆😆😆😆😆💯💯🔥

[@GarimaDahiya]

Awesome..... Baki apke dost jaisa ldka hi chahea life me..... Miljae to jindagi sfl

[@pawanraj5032]

Owsm bhai.. haryanaa walo ki baat genuin rkh rkhi hai bhau tumne..😅😅

[@PrajwalNayak-so5uv]

8:23 When you realise that bassi and yadav are friends

[@nishanain511]

This was literally epic🔥🔥

[@Abhisheksinghgrewal]

bhai ek no. ladle..chala paad diya.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😃😃😃😃😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@Dilli-Ke-Balak]

Best video Your jokes is 😂😂😂😂😂

[@subhamaymandal9668]

bhai ka alag hi swag hai.. nice attitude sir . ❤️❤️❤️

[@deepanshurao8798]

😂😂best stand-up comedian

[@navjotdahiya9272]

amazing yaar... super duper hit

[@Nikhil_gope_56]

Last one is amazing.

[@hemantkumawat1097]

1 ghar me do sher nahi rah sakte... awesome

[@vshalray01]

Oh tu bhi yadav mei bhi yadav dono ki intercaste friendship hogi ab 😂😂😁😂

[@mohit9877]

bhai ek number ....njare aage ✌️

[@sonalikarna7136]

Content and Presentation 😂😂😂😂😂 total love

[@gauravsharma3575]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gauravtripathi1997]

Bhai fan ho gyaa hu aapka yaar bhot intzaar rehtaa h aapki vedios kaa

[@akhilkhan2119]

Scorpio hai nhi ab fortuner hai osm part in this act😜😜😜

[@akkimisserwalia4899]

Jiska din best hua ho yeh dkh ke...hit like😊

[@akshaysingh-rh9dn]

As always great performance! Jats are straight forward and brave people but this gross exaggeration about jats being super rich, uneducated and dumb is not correct. So many are struggling in day to day lives...and many are pursuing education and as always want to serve the community and country and uplift the poor and down troden... I understand this is to be taken as a joke but the undertones doesn't do justice to the hardworking majority.

[@saurabhrana2265]

Bro! poor bhi apne krmo se hore,daaru aur jaari k kaaran

[@jyotisaharan8641]

Hum toh Scorpio me reptee maarte firte h 😂😂😂😂proud to be haryanvi 😇😇

[@arshadshaikh1647]

Real standup camedy.. 👍🏻👍🏻 👇🏻

[@cypher8934]

Bhai kahase soche leto ha bhai 🤣🤣gg

[@soneervadhera1515]

Bhaji Shimla chala gya.. Bhens k kohni maar rha tha Aur Waxing me kuch tha was epic😂😂😂 maza bi aagya 👌👌👌

[@vaishalijoshi1251]

I m a big fan of urs, especially the way u talk.. awesome job sir.. shining 🌟