"I Don't Like The View From My New Office" | Creepypasta

[@motherwar_87]

When your ego gets so big that it assumes a life and shape of its own! Brilliant 👻

[@njt226]

Actually, that might make sense to the entire plot. You're accidentally brilliant.

[@christinecreamer848]

Maybe that’s why he got the new position because the guy before him saw the same thing and took off.

[@rohanghoshdastidar1047]

Sounds plausible

[@BonesDMS4life]

That makes sense

[@ihavesmolppbut7591]

**Attack on titan theme starts playing**

[@lhtyeehaw1319]

The thing in the story has more IQ then a titan tho

[@ali_raza_khan]

The background music makes everything extra interesting.

[@augustocoss3687]

Do you know what song that is? I'd really appreciate it

[@peytonharrell1740]

@@augustocoss3687look in the desc.

[@augustocoss3687]

@@peytonharrell1740 But do you know the Exact one? It takes me to the channel of the author which has like 100+

[@magicallydelicious1673]

“Let me just make it clear, I’m a big deal” What I said when I gained one sub

[@dugtyler]

Now your at 3k! Look at you go lol

[@magicallydelicious1673]

Tyl3r Yeah 😅🥴

[@TheMattc999]

Legacy_ do you know who I am? I'm kind of a big deal. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.....

[@SergeantScare]

I'm barely at 18. Lol. But they're the best 18 subs anyone could ask for.

[@makibliss4675]

@@SergeantScare woah well you have 153 now tho congrats🎉

[@DeadlycheesePeople]

It recognizes his ancient royal giant blood. The walker is simply trying to show fealty to his king

[@phluffydaemon]

I don't remember this episode of The Office...

[@elijahlafountain3946]

Anna Toboggan I do it was episode 8 season 4

[@LadySummer-]

Familiar Office stuff.

[@itzarelmartinez5568]

This takes place at corporate hq it was a deleted scene

[@andrewscolari5724]

Since this story takes place in Canada, he could probably ask the walker the leave him and the world alone, and it will probably be like "oookay, how' bout them Maple Leafs eh"

[@saysHotdogs]

More like... WE THE NORTH EH?!

[@ryanpeacock9004]

Hell yes

[@heathercavall122]

I would love to hear a second part to this!

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Well just be glad the view from your office isn’t the office across the street that’s seemingly stuck in a time loop

[@ScarabD]

"I'm a big deal." Me: Welp, we're off to a bad start, Protagonist;

[@ttylurr]

there’s a samsung building right next to the ontario airport we’re coming for you, sir

[@GreenZapperZ]

The vice president of Samsung sure as hell isn't in the US. South Korea would be my best guess without googling it

[@nobody-xz9yw]

@@GreenZapperZ Ontario, Canada

[@differentgirl5004]

Am I stupid for being “that” person: quickly weighing the pros and cons in my opinion, and would’ve just tried calmly to see what it wanted???

[@DeadlycheesePeople]

Different Girl I would’ve too. This guy had a long time to come to terms with the idea that he was certainly dead if this thing had bad intentions. With that in mind, he had absolutely nothing to lose in finding out what it wanted

[@mr.midnight23]

And since no buildings were destroyed by the walker it seems like he is something other than monster. And the fact he looked into the mans eyes means it likely has high intelligence

[@flappy7373]

I was expecting him to see a mushroom cloud in his rear view when he felt the Earth shake. Like it was the specter of imminent death, that grew in size for every body it would claim.

[@saysHotdogs]

Yeah but no one would ever drop a nuke on Canada. Like why would you microwave your favorite sister

[@flappy7373]

@@saysHotdogs you've never seen styropyro on KZbin have you..

[@saysHotdogs]

Kyle Mouttet oh god who’s that? Is it terrible?

[@flappy7373]

@@saysHotdogs nope! He's a kid that has one of the coolest channels on KZbin. He likes microwaves.

[@saysHotdogs]

Kyle Mouttet LOLOL that was unexpected

[@Voidface]

the walker sounds like something that trevor henderson would draw

[@ablosch2452]

Category 4 Kaiju Detected!

[@bananabattlebean4858]

I want an office that's nice and toasty warm.

[@davidmorningway6025]

Banana Battle Bean na cold and air conditioned. You can keep all dat heat 🌞. But I'm just a cold natured person, its in my blood. Like all my ancestors are from Northern decent. I live in North Carolina and it's WAY to far south for my tastes.

[@njt226]

He's Canadian.... using MILES AND NOT KILOMETERS?

[@julianhudson7811]

Wait this story takes place in mississauga, ON? Thats awesome.

[@saysHotdogs]

I think Clancy is Canadian too.

[@saysHotdogs]

Turns out, there’s so much weed smoke in TO that it made the shape of a giant thing

[@Chalupa_bruh]

*This video was posted on September 11th, 2001*

[@souwcanbollzack4220]

They had to get that tower out of the way somehow.......

[@flappy7373]

My office was nice and toasty warm. Almost... Too warm...

[@pardonmyrecoveryhypodermic356]

you people are fucked up come to new york and say that

[@souwcanbollzack4220]

@@pardonmyrecoveryhypodermic356 I think history has proved that if I go to New York on a plane, I won't get off it alive

[@flappy7373]

@@souwcanbollzack4220 the sarcasm just flew right over his head

[@guilltorrentira7007]

My daily dose of clancy pasta right on time!!

[@YhamayVela]

🤠 👕 👖 👢 Y E E H A W

[@talentedbutnotskilled-agni7798]

Idk what this is but I like it

[@YhamayVela]

@@talentedbutnotskilled-agni7798 thx dude 😂

[@rohanghoshdastidar1047]

Wow that's actually good 😂

[@YhamayVela]

@@rohanghoshdastidar1047 its all in the Y E E 🤠

[@maktheoutsider]

Great. Now all I can imagine is this is what the walker looks like

[@jojoegodfrey1047]

I love the fact that he's clearly had some type of breakdown, but: work.. 😂

[@aureliadestiny2482]

I always had an irrational fear of giants when I was a kid and teenager. It wasn’t like I was scared of Jack And The Beanstalk or even read stories of giants. I used to sometimes hear booming noises from my suburb in Australia (No idea what they were, but they seriously sounded like walking) and imagined; what if it was the footsteps of a giant? I thought of it walking up to my house and tearing off the roof to get to me. Lol

[@jamierowe_]

damn i love running up on Clancypasta narrations i haven't yet heard 💪🤘🔥🔥😁

[@Electricgamer115]

Wait? Why does the tune playing sound so familiar? Like from a video game.

[@rutgerhauerfan]

Reads like something from the Fuan No Tane manga-series.

[@ZootedGamble]

I love the content thx man.

[@rutgerhauerfan]

It's the Colossal Titan, bro

[@haillobster7154]

It's more like a hundred Colossal giants, bro.

[@carlia5615]

Soooo happy to hear your voice!

[@Nic_2751]

YOU’RE BACK!

[@airwiick7310]

Thumbnail is when i look out a big building

[@VermillionRacing]

Is there a second part?

[@rayburks7059]

Wait so what is it why don't Pastas ever explain anything

[@thedoruk6324]

As long as it doesn't look to an alternate universe where the anime commercials look supreme; you'll be fine

[@saysHotdogs]

Lol wtf is this

[@smileyjojo4913]

This is a deconstruction of a kaiju movie

[@Pandaslowpoke]

That sounds remarkably like the form the god of the forest takes on at the end of princess mononoke...

[@hayasheeeesh]

"I won't tell you where I work but I'll give you enough information to easily narrow it down."

[@igotnoideas6302]

This is what happens when you use a mod the server isnt Use this as a warning jeez

[@bmwvillan]

....Damn ..Schizophrenia is one hell of an illness...

[@peterparker9877]

Holy crap I live in Mississauga too now I’m terrified

[@saysHotdogs]

Calm down there go smoke a legal bowl

[@tobyturtle10]

Cool story ❤️

[@jurgenwind]

why did i imagine a giant iron golem from minecraft ?

[@MindLayer]

Jim when pam went to art school

[@MansaVibez]

The What tower?!?

[@blakecausey908]

Good story clancy

[@flaminghothaley7551]

perfect timing

[@matthewfalter6366]

What a story. Just wow

[@Nick-lc4xi]

you saw Kawhi Leonard?

[@moistvibes5697]

I just realized Clancy has 3 other channels

[@mareir]

Dangit Dr. Manhattan.

[@jawar5673]

*Spook intensifies*

[@cracky-patty113]

Don’t worry it’s just the Big Friendly Giant.

[@afluffyboi4093]

How doesnt this have more views

[@anniedetroit7525]

It's been out less than an hour, give it time.

[@afluffyboi4093]

@@anniedetroit7525 ok i will

[@qwert_511]

“i’M a BiG dEaL”

[@JocelynKaB]

Turns out it was Kawhi Leonard the whole time!🤣💀

[@MKKillr]

Bloody Monster

[@JocelynKaB]

Scott White 🤣💀🤦🏾‍♀️

[@Cvania]

I work almost exactly where this is in Mississauga ON

[@saysHotdogs]

You work at square one?!

[@ryanpeacock9004]

@@saysHotdogs The location it was based on is actually really close to Square One

[@jimmyshrimbe9361]

Wow! This shit is crazy!

[@thelionsinofprideescanor9031]

I love u no homo ur my favorite person to lisin to screw the other creepy pasta tellers

[@elizabethmerino2320]

I hear and see and know

[@themindsetelevator]

Ehhhhhhh I'm from Toronto! I love my city 💖💖💖

[@moniquereynolds1321]

Thank you for all you do, you are awesome Sir !!

[@qlitch]

I thought this pasta was a re-read of an older pasta

[@SergeantScare]

One day I'll be a big deal. Lol

[@mallorymason1402]

i mean, this sounds pretty typical for mississauga though

[@ryanpeacock9004]

I based The Walker off a guy I work with in Sauga.

[@morriganravenmist2010]

Need second story "it came to pass"!!!!!

[@nathanielryan8050]

Talks like Rick Grimes,”the walker...”

[@soofjan5617]

girl it was just happy something else saw she was lonely

[@soofjan5617]

she chose you to destroy earth with her and you ignore her???? rude

[@aatala5359]

What if it was a spirit though? Like a huge apparition

[@lbats3n]

The guy telling the story was kawhi Leonard

[@lmao.3661]

dont mind him he just boolin

[@zackjohnson7962]

12. R.i.p 🙁

[@Angel-ih4wo]

What would you guys do in his situation?

[@saysHotdogs]

Honestly, if I had a VP position in a company I’d never let anyone in that whole place know I was looking at some weird monster using the CN tower as a stripper pole. You can’t find work these days I’d literally let that thing do whatever it wanted before I’d put my job on the line. Tough times friend.

[@gracieharris51]

I love creepypasta

[@UhideNcryWhileIseek]

What did it have planned you said that and then don't say what. Booo

[@thesuperdoge2476]

I know he's creepy and not normal but at least give him a chance to be your friend :(

[@candiceperry7916]

I wouldn't mind working in the office with a view but work has to be done

[@choronzon.333]

Some ugly ppl never get the hint....all you did was make eye now ugo's all stalker level

[@wasteofinternet2875]

sounds like parinoid schizophrenia

[@BubblesOnDaMoon]

🔥🔥🔥

[@DOGPISSS666]

"Let me just make it clear: I'm a big deal." One sentence in and I'm already okay with whatever happens to this guy.

[@afoolsbabybear2266]

Earliest I've ever been. But there are 2 views, and 7 likes...

[@LadySummer-]

Da. It's God. 🎷🎵🎷🎵🎷🎵 Doomsday it's finally here.

[@sephirahisui]

Attack on titan IRL....

[@Azarel06]

When someone says: he/she/them is a big deal and work their ass off, i can't imagine anything, than bosses i had, who sit half-day or whole day doing nothing, and then working at home, so that their parents wont scold them and leave with out pay (because they are chairmen, ceos or close friends of the firm owners). And why i don't have them as bosses any more, because they made their places go from successful to bankrupt in several years .

[@Rainbowofthefallen]

🖤

[@edwardconnor9548]

12th comment ok haha but as always another great story from clancy woot woot

[@alyssaa.2882]

we going ✈✈✈ attack on titan

[@pardonmyrecoveryhypodermic356]

i missed my girlfriends funeral

[@saysHotdogs]

Sorry

[@samcrazycatlady8308]

❤️🌹❤️🌹❤️

[@RedMartyr]

its pronounced torono the t is silent lol

[@pkrum]

How do you know the walker dosen't exist: It dose.... Run..

[@wolfyakuza]

Banana

[@soup2600]

Nice nice, you're first

[@theangrypotato2.031]

1 view 6 likes

[@ArctiicChilled]

why, care to explain more

[@johnsteward8325]

You can hear a plane land even if it is more than 500 meters away..

[@GreenZapperZ]

Than*

[@johnsteward8325]

@@GreenZapperZ How would I ever function without you?

[@GreenZapperZ]

@@johnsteward8325 Well you wouldn't get good grades in an English exam.

[@johnsteward8325]

@@GreenZapperZ Don't make typos in english examns

[@GreenZapperZ]

@@johnsteward8325 Sure buddy. Why would you make typos other places then? It really doesn't take any effort to write in correct English

[@theggeneral3942]

39th

[@METALMAN4Wii]

5th How?

[@Cyberinthe6ix]

I was fine until he said Toronto