I Don't Think I'm The Drama! (Am I The A**hole?)

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0:00 Intro
00:55 Karen the Narc / aita_for_telling_cashi...
04:16 Who's The Daddy / aita_for_privately_ask...
06:03 "We're" Pregnant / aita_for_telling_my_wi...
08:42 Profiting off of friends art / aita_for_refusing_to_g...
11:35 RIP Boobs / aita_for_saying_rip_wh...
12:44 Pregnancy Shaming / aita_for_calling_my_fr...
14:11 NSFWorking Out / aita_for_wearing_compr...
16:36 Sandwich Lover / aita_because_i_ate_mor...
20:20 COD on Christmas / aita_for_wanting_to_pl...
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[@citrus-eater]

“Double homicide” literally hit me right in the face, the delivery was so good.

[@MisaKeiJune]

In the face? So like....Did it motorboat you or-? 😅

[@hotsexyangel]

YAS misogyny is so funny 😍😍

[@J.Blazer]

Shayne missed his "hat trick" joke

[@Jamie_Jewel]

“Much more physically demanding profession.” You fix toilets, she’s GROWING A WHOLE HUMAN BEING.

[@xLostInFirex]

AND still working as well and from what it looks from his text and attitude, probably also being basically the only one taking care of 3 kids and household chores while growing that human inside her lmao

[@KingOfGaymes]

Also he LEAVES his job every day, she can’t just take a break from being pregnant

[@aFoolsMartyr]

Not defending him, he sounds like an enormous douche nozzle. But I think he was comparing their actual jobs, because this man 100% doesn't recognize what actual labour pregnancy is.

[@dancesmokesmile344]

AND she’s an engineer

[@lemonadec0re]

AND she feeds him and the rest of her family

[@la4251]

The "We're pregnant"-guy (6:03) sounds like such a great guy, HE can even bear LISTENING to the sound of his wife puking her guts out, wow...

[@mothl.9709]

Is this real?💀

[@elizabethannuk]

​@@mothl.9709 They are clearly being sarcastic

[@crownclowncreations]

@@himenyx153 I mean, yeah, many people on the Autism spectrum have a really hard time with things like sarcasm. But it's not like it's their fault. That's why people sometimes use indicators like /s (sarcastic) and /j (joking). Even neurotypical people can misread sarcasm when it's written out instead of spoken.

[@itsOZone]

yea i couldnt imagine how hard it is for neuro divergent people when its p hard to tell in general@@crownclowncreations

[@littlefirecracker1289]

I can't imagine how hard it must be for him, my thoughts out to the poor hero

[@Lockz1111]

For the credit card story, from personal experience as someone who has worked in the service industry, we literally do not fucking care who pays, whose card it is, etc. We don't look, it's not our job to check. We just want people through our lines as quickly and peacefully as possible and anyone who causes a scene, especially out of some sense of self-righteousness, is going to be getting looks and eye rolls

[@thaloblue]

That customer was a Karen and a snitch tbh.

[@diamondisheree5]

@@thaloblue yeah but i bet her dad dint say "go ahead and blow my entire creadit card" and the price was over 4 digits. even her FRIEND questioned her. you should't be spending that much on her parents credit card. that person was NOT the asshole and that daughter needs to learn how to NOT make her parents go BANKRUPT over a pair of BOOTS. i hope she got in big trouble and her parents found out. they need to give her a budget.

[@afckingegg7585]

​@@diamondisheree5 sorry to break this to you, but some people are rich and spending 4 figures on a pair of boots isn't a big deal to them. I know teens who do this, although with their own credit cards and not their parents. It's very weird to assume literally everyone is in the same income bracket as you. They can always return the boots, since it's credit it won't instantly bankrupt them. Either way threatening to call the cops on a teenager because you don't approve of the purchase they're making is an AH move. In the US that could get someone killed. At the very least OP would have been banned from the store. Would you do the same thing if it was an adult with their spouse's card, Karen?

[@diamondisheree5]

are you calling me a karen for sharing MY opinion? yes they sould'nt have said anything, but really that much for bots you can probably get from MARSHALLS for $20@@afckingegg7585

[@michaelka3071]

@@diamondisheree5 and? its still her family lmao you are an outsider you dont have the right to discipline other people's children stop being an idi.ot and think that you have the moral obligation to educate someone else like its your job or somesh.t so what if her father didnt give her permission? she will suffer the consequences of her actions and that doesnt give you the right to be the one to give justice. YOU are a STRANGER YOU DO NOT have the RIGHT to MEDDLE in SOMEONE else's life, you get it now? i emphazised the words that should get through that head of yours since i assume you are a dumb mo.ron and needs special attention, now you understand that the OP was a fcking as.shole? let the parents do the disciplining not a goddamn stranger at a mall.

[@rachelharris2962]

Poor Alan, I feel bad for the dude. It sounds like he was trying to fix it but the person just wanted to make it into a problem. I hope he's doing okay.

[@RoKer13]

She literally turned everyone against him, she’s the asshole in the situation lol

[@sarahh4537]

Alan needs better friends.

[@whateverworksmate.721]

They really blew it out of proportion. Should've just laughed it off and let him order the pizza. Jeez.

[@opiemurray]

You've really gotta read his replies in that thread. He, uh, does not come off well.

[@becauseimafan]

@@opiemurray Ohh, I see. Yeah imma go read that

[@thejaneplane]

Noah's opinions on morality are wild journeys from start to finish

[@victorious8315]

His really dark sense of humor and being a bully of the Smosh makes him ideal person to comment if someone is actually an asshole

[@pearlygirl88]

I was 100% on board with Noah’s take on the irresponsible pregnant friend. That being said, I had a similar situation and said something similar. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Practice safe sex people.

[@CrazyAuna94]

But I totally agree with Noah 100%...

[@renatal.129]

@@pearlygirl88 yeah and the person respected their friend too, they didn't say it to her when she was panicking, only when she was joking about her own situation

[@JeremyTheGraten]

They seem sensible and straightforward to me.

[@Scrofar]

As an artist, I have nothing but respect for Noah. He explained the most ideal transaction process so cleary while keeping his stand perfectly balanced and neutral. Not only a comedic genius, but he is a well-spoken individual.

[@AtomicFlounder42]

I expected Noah to be angry artist's about it, but he told it how it is, they bought, with money, the prints, it is there's now to do whatever they want with it, unless they signed something that said they're not allowed to resell

[@kaitlynmorgan4613]

it isnt neutral to say one or the other is the AH lol

[@artorhen]

Actually, it is illegal to buy and sell copies of prints if the original belongs to the artist or the art print contains copyrighted material. If he bought the original and sold prints of it then it would be fine.

[@MiroDaisuke]

​@Rhen I think you might be talking about prints like printing someone's art from the internet and selling that? But I'm pretty sure if the artist sells you a print you're allowed to sell that forward. You're not allowed to make copies of it and sell those, sure, but the actual print you have, you can sell. Compare it to buying a book. If I buy a book from a bookstore, I can't make copies of the book and sell them, but I can sell the actual copy I own for whatever price I and the buyer agree on.

[@artorhen]

@@MiroDaisuke yes, that is what I said. In the video, it sounded like he mentioned that he made copies of the prints. Also, it's fine to resell the prints so long as you don't buy them and resell them for more as a business. Either way, it's not the smartest demonstration and if he were to continue doing it, it would become a legal problem.

[@megspositiveoutlook5772]

The one with the guy saying we’re BOTH pregnant makes me laugh. Between plumber and engineer the wife 1000% is the breadwinner unless Mr Man owns his plumbing business. She was cooking dinner when he made his shitty comment too. Of course there’s no way to prove it, but if I was the breadwinner of the family, cooking dinner, pregnant, AND trying to wrangle 3 other kids while my supposed husband lays on his ass I’d be livid too.

[@megspositiveoutlook5772]

I don’t care if he “works longer hours”, having a family is a team sport, and if you can give the breadwinner more time to work rather than watching kids, it’s a benefit to the whole family because there would be more money coming in and childcare has to happen.

[@kashinimeyo]

With the Karen the narc situation- my mom would always give me her debit card to go clothes shopping with my friends. If it’s your parent’s card, more than likely you got permission and if you go above what they find is reasonable, that’s up to the parents to reasonably set expectations and fitting punishment. Anything else is digging into someone else’s business way too much and is shaming them for some sort of projection much like what OP did in this sense.

[@stevievaughan5096]

yeah honestly. if she stole the card do you think she’d be bragging about how she isn’t paying? i’d probably be hiding the fact that i committed a crime

[@Cambie]

Ever since I’ve been able to drive I’ve had my moms credit card. As soon as I could drive I was on grocery shopping duty lol. I’ve also built up a lot of trust. The Narc here doesn’t know the situation! Maybe the dad is fine with that kind of spending, maybe she’s using his card so he gets the points and then she pays him back! We don’t know the situation and she should have totally left them alone

[@truebornseeker9767]

She’s also *not their fucking mom* It is quite literally none of her business, just because she would never let her son use her credit card doesn’t mean no other parent ever should/could ever think about doing so

[@mintyhippo8125]

Also, if she could afford it with her own card, then I guess she didn’t spend too much? Plus, even if she did use her card, the dad still might pay for it

[@erima4270]

Unpopular opinion, anauthorized user card with the child's name on the card is an option. Cashier had wrong motivations ("I need to teach this child a lesson") but I don't think she was wrong for not wanting to be responsible for a high-ticket transaction dispute later, especially since the way the girl was talking made it sound like she actually didn't have permission to use her dad's card.

[@DemonFireRain]

I love Noah so much. Man is a goldmine of comedy and opinions.

[@Arkainum]

Noah is easily the best color commentator in this series. XD

[@LegacyFlash15]

Idk about that. He’s boring in almost every video he’s in. A blind squirrel finds a nut once a day.

[@DemonFireRain]

@@LegacyFlash15 hard disagree but you do you.

[@wheeinsdimple926]

@@LegacyFlash15 quoting dempsy I see. but idk what you're saying, Noah is the most witty, intelligent, and entertaining member of smosh imo

[@guessan154]

I love Shayne’s reactions lmaoooo

[@gigimarie6465]

Okay but the fact that the guy with the pregnant wife is complaining that her VOMITING keeps HIM up at night, is horrendous. Like dude, do you think its not keeping her up too?! Youre not even the one doing the actual vomiting!

[@madisonkay46]

As someone who’s birthday is on Christmas, the last guy was NTA… He deserves to enjoy his birthday. They can open presents in the morning and then he can play with his friends.

[@alijd6287]

there was also an update where op shared that for much of his life , chrismas was spent going to church for 12 hours then getting maybe a pair of socks for a present. and that he was planning on gaming at like 12 which like in my experience after 12, unless you have something planned, christmas day is doing a whole lot of nothing and playing with toys you just got lol but as long as he helped his wife clean up, i agree. NTA

[@cierrad1]

Yeah. A holiday birthday thats about everyone else BUT you tends to wear on your spirit a bit.

[@Swirlingflame]

I wish Noah was here with every single one. He has such a balanced way of looking at things, and he doesn't care if the chat or viewers think badly of him because of his opinions. He's awesome. The others hold back, you can see it sometimes.

[@xerxesmontes9828]

True. Noah is an amazing addition to thiz.

[@cosodesign8953]

Facts. I find the others pretty boring because my favorite part of AITA posts is hearing the persons perspective and opinion on it which Noah is the only person who really gets into it

[@terry10tnj]

Yeah I would love to see him do one with Rachel she always has the absolute worst takes

[@Theunloved1738]

@@terry10tnj but at least Noah explains his reasoning and admits that he’s an asshole. Rachel literally kept defending a dead beat without any real reasoning why, just the fact that he was their father and that’s why his kids should live him.

[@JahlisMan]

I'm actually impressed with Noah's takes. this just once again confirms to me that he's a very practical and honest guy. he'll say it like it is, even if some may think it's harsh. I respect that:)

[@pearlygirl88]

Same.

[@k-aw-teksleepysageuni8181]

It's that Yaweh blood. We speak plainly, and hold no licks. People often need to be reminded of the most base of truths in this era of babylon.

[@Critical_Cabbage]

This video made me like Noah even more

[@lexmcdufflepants4332]

He knows when you should be honest and when you should shut up. I like that about him.

[@hadinasrallah8928]

yeah now i know where those sudden burns come from lmao noah is such a legend beneath the quirky hair

[@bluedreamkush2392]

Imagine being ostracized from your friend group and potentially not being friends with them anymore because you ate sandwiches. Sheesh. I mean, 3 foot is a lot to eat but is it serious enough to not talk to the person because it ruined that one night? Damn, I would stop being their friends if that’s all it took to distance themselves from me.

[@paigethedork9693]

"it's from a friends work place" which means you got it CHEAPER, right?? so the dudes offering to spend up to double the amount to replace the food and got refused, and that sandwich was sitting out for hours at that point. if he didn't eat it no one would have. i'm calling it that the girl only asked because it was gone, i doubt she would have eaten any/much of it. best guess, was that she'd have put it in the fridge so SHE could eat the last of it over the next couple of days. extremely petty thing for the friend group to kick him out over.

[@SymphoSyrup]

Idk. If I have guests over, and someone really likes the food, it makes me happy. He sounded like a good guy anyway; it’s not like he maliciously scarfed the thing down lmao.

[@Wolfylink]

Tbh the girl who called her friend stupid for getting pregnant is not the asshole. People need to start owning up to their decisions and stop acting like there are no consequences after actions.

[@abbie_joan]

yep, she took absolutely no precautions even if she didn't care about getting pregnant she was still super irresponsible and being way too trusting that the guys she's with are clean or that she's clean

[@sin3358]

I agree. Especially when you're fed up with it

[@dogski2822]

If she perhaps wasn’t properly educated on their importance, or she couldn’t access contraceptives for financial issues or something like that, it would be different. However, context seems to imply the opposite: she was fully aware of the risks she was taking and got unlucky, which is her own fault and she needs to accept it.

[@Wolfylink]

@@dogski2822 yea she was gonna be a lawyer? Very well informed

[@islagurney3272]

I 100% agree, if I was in the same situation with a friend I'd honestly say the exact same thing.

[@teeheehello9019]

The sandwich one upsets me so much. If they genuinely cared about this guy's food issues, they wouldn't berate him. This guy has likely experienced a lot of this stuff in his life, he shouldn't have to cop it from friends :(

[@elianjoensen2756]

yeah, texting him saying all that shit after too!? it was a sandwich!!! no, but in all seriousness, they are all probably 16 (no more than 17) with his twin sister talking about how he embarrased himself. alternatively: it’s fake.

[@rid2148]

It was sad that he was AWARE that he was in fact a TOKEN friend,thats says a lot of a dynamics in a group,and the story tells a bit what kind of friends they are to him...its just sandwich

[@dontmisunderstand6041]

He even admits that they're not actually his friends in the post, they're just people who tolerate him.

[@evin3806]

Yeah. I imagine they would have reacted differently if the guy who ate it were hot

[@_owiee_]

As an overweight man bullied most of my life for food stuff, this comment right here sums it up the best.

[@freethemg1]

Bro I thought the pregnancy guy was gonna have like bigger complaints to make us see his side but go to the store and run a foot bath? That's like the most basic shit that any pregnant lady would ask for...

[@Just-Michael]

Easy advice for that guy is stop having god damn kids. XD

[@chaoticallyneutral5043]

also "i can deal with her puking in the morning" is such a flag to me idk why

[@sebbychanforever]

@@chaoticallyneutral5043 it's def a flag because he's indirectly complaining about something she literally can't control and is hard for her to endure as if it were something trivial

[@lexmcdufflepants4332]

Exactly... I can see it being too much if she is like asking for a store run EVERY DAY cuz you do have to realize that even if you're pregnant, the world shouldn't run to your whim, but I didn't quite get that vibe. He doesn't even cook (you can tell from the complaining about meatloaf for the third time). A foot bath isn't hard. My dad runs a bath for my mom before she gets home so she can relax, and she isn't even pregnant! He "works harder" (not really) and still actively loves my mom. OP needs to learn how to love through action to help regrow some of that real love for the lady birthing their freaking fourth kid.

[@codynoth4183]

@@chaoticallyneutral5043 Because it was designed as a troll post to showcase how quick people are to excuse women for anything period even though he dropped plenty of hints that he was in an emotionally abusive relationship but no one picked up on those signs.

[@SweetiesSys]

There is NO way that the “both of us are pregnant” poster is serious, that’s GOT to be satire, please be satire, oh my god-

[@xhappyponyxwasmyoldname1395]

I’ve seen worse, unfortunately

[@galarstar052]

Sandwich guy and boob joke guy are both actual legends, I can't believe that on the actual reddit people are calling them assholes.

[@notinurpocket]

the cashier card one is so dumb. you dont know that kid or their parents relationship. if its in the 4 digit the parents will notice that and if its a problem it will be dealt with in private. god what a freak.

[@freethemg1]

Fr that lady is insane

[@Kanjo_Bazooie]

Right? And then to type all that out looking for someone to agree with her lmao.

[@notinurpocket]

@@Kanjo_Bazooie that whole situation is embarrassing and after both the cashier AND HER OWN HUSBAND making her feel like an asshole (which she is) she should’ve kept that to herself and maybe think twice about getting into other peoples business that is not harming her/anyone else.

[@Kanjo_Bazooie]

@@notinurpocket I know. I honestly think this lady just has no self awareness. It almost makes it excuseable, but then when you really think about it, it makes it worse 😂. There is no hope for this lady

[@freethemg1]

@@Kanjo_Bazooie I like how she tries to play it off like she has empathy for the other parent or some shit like she's not the exact type of lady to flip the fuck out if someone else tried to parent her kids.

[@IAmZamber]

MOREEEEEE! MOREEEEE …. Please. These are so fun and I love hearing the cast’s opinions. I would even love a ‘game show’ type format to guess what level of assholeness that twitch chat gave the post. It’s so addictive to watch this

[@czsyion7302]

Yess

[@balyss4833]

OMG I did not expect to see you here!!! ❤️

[@20Tresten]

Trueeee, but deff need the Shayne and Jackie Synergy. Was so gold in the first time they did this

[@jakekunz5168]

can i double like this

[@Official_Rz]

I'm sorry but your channel is literally just reaction content, posting entire full episodes of anime with nothing to add. I can't respect that.

[@Earthbender1]

“Talk shit, get hit.” lmaoo! Never agreed more with Noah. Especially since I don’t agree with his taste buds 😂

[@18Hongo]

A more appropriate idiom would have been "Fuck around and find out". Because she did.

[@FeFeVtuber]

“We’ll do whatever you tell us to do” IN THAT CASE shayne when’s the DoorDash version of eat it or yeet it lol

[@dest-125]

Oh, hi FeFe

[@dantesilvesta]

That dude really got some intense taste buds we neeed moaaaar

[@Lilalien1994]

I agree with Noah, there’s reality and there’s human feelings.

[@RokkaBillie]

It's a huge problem that we have, that people tend to react more than just think rationally. Like instead of people taking accountability and understanding themselves and their mistakes they instead would rather shift blame onto someone and be victim to it all.

[@elianjoensen2756]

I mean you can do things like that, but then you’re gonna have to weigh 300 dollars against your friend. I personally think a compromise would have been the best solution. the situation really depends on what their financial situation is.

[@inste10300]

For the artist one it's more morality and legality. The redditor went behind the artist's back to prove a point and make money when they could've just told them about the coffee shop. They took advantage of their friend's insecurity as an artist instead of encouraging the friend. The artist should do what Noah said to grow their business but they absolutely should not stay friends.

[@goose6619]

And it usually ends with a lot of people thinking one person is in the wrong when in reality they are the ones in the wrong

[@CedricBassman]

@@inste10300 How did the Redditor took advantage? They told their Friend that the Price could go even higher, but fell on deaf ears. They then proceeded to buy the Art for the Price the Artist was apparently very comfortable with. Not their fault if they resell something they bought for a higher Price. The Artist has no business being mad or demanding Money. If a Friend seriously tries to help you make even more money and you ignore him, you lose the right to be mad if he takes the opportunity instead. And it's not like the Redditor stole the Art, they paid the price the Artist saw fit apparently.

[@smiley2bb]

This is proof they need to bring back Smosh & Order and make Noah a lawyer, after seeing this I now know it was a CRIME to not have him ever play a lawyer before (though judge Betty will always be iconic)

[@AtomicFlounder42]

Love that plumber guys argument is "I work more hours, so we're both pregnant" when 1. Wife is pregnant and working 2. Being pregnant is physically more demanding than being a plumber, and 3. You're a plumber 40 hours a week, max, she's pregnant 24/7

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

Also you don’t have get ripped apart by plumbing

[@charlieharteg5935]

The one about the sandwich guy is so upsetting. I'm a big guy who's been big his entire life and has been ridiculed for it on many occasions. Fat shaming does nothing to help anyone. That GF and the twin are the assholes. Stay strong alan

[@thaloblue]

Seriously! The fatshaming was so egregious and hurtful. I'm not big but I wouldn't accept my friends being spoken to that way... especially when he offered to resupply more food.

[@caincosplays]

I too have been shamed for eating too much food in public many times in my life. It’s so embarrassing and upsetting. We’re already embarrassed that we’re still hungry, the fat shaming in his thread was horrific to read.

[@Lucarioguild7]

As a fellow big dude, god damn the tracking how long the food has been out with no one touching it is so fucking relatable lol

[@gr1mreap3rz15]

on the first one: it's happened a few times where my mum has given me her card to go buy stuff on special occasions, or even just go grocery shopping on her behalf. nobody has ever checked, nothing had has come of it, and i had her explicit permission to do so. sure, there's a chance that girl stole her dad's card without permission, but there's ALSO a chance that he gave it to her as a treat or something - so yeah, i'd say it's a total dick move to do that. it was none of op's business.

[@notinurpocket]

and if she did steal the card and it was in the 4 digit price range like the kid said then the parents will DEFINITELY NOTICE and can handle the situation with the kid at home. there was no point of getting involved except for op to look like an asshole who cant mind their own business.

[@wadedove9972]

@@notinurpocket not only that, if the dad actually give her permission and abused it, its not like he couldnt easily return the items bought, may be a difficult and annoying process but most stores dont have a final sale no return policy

[@notinurpocket]

@@wadedove9972 exactly!! there are easy ways to fix this problem (if it even was a problem) that didn’t involve some random lady to make an awkward public situation.

[@wadedove9972]

@@notinurpocket exactly, plus the girl was able to afford the items herself so i dont think money would've been a problem for the dad, the random lady was ta

[@notinurpocket]

@@wadedove9972 and if the girl could pay for it on her own card i imagine she was telling the truth about her dad letting her use it for award points + it could’ve been a gift/clothing for an upcoming occasion or school. op shouldve just minded her own business.

[@Cfinch1792]

Ian’s “Okay, Latter-Day Saint” made me laugh so hard. I felt called out but he isn’t wrong, haha

[@sebbychanforever]

as someone with three siblings, I feel like 4 kids isn't THAT many lol Do most people consider 4 to be a lot? I would say thinking about giving birth 4 times seems like a lot, but just thinking of 4 kids isn't

[@BluefrostOfSageclan]

My sister in law has 6 kids. And omg I feel like that's a LOT of kids! But it's pretty normal as a Latter Day Saint! Out of the norm here with just 2.

[@stevenclark5173]

@@sebbychanforever I would say 4 is bordering on a lot. Like 7 or 8 is clearly too many. Even if they are spread out there's no way those kids are going to get enough attention and care. Older siblings will likely be forced into the responsibility of partially raising them. 5 or 6 is kinda the grey area where it depends on the situation.

[@abbyg5794]

@@sebbychanforever i think it was more a matter of them already having 4 kids at 27 and 28, which is pretty young

[@ColFlustered]

@@stevenclark5173 I came from a blended family with 6 children. My parents got married and didn't want any more kids, then I showed up. 🙃 6 kids is fairly normal for a mormon family and especially considering we're blended so my mom only gave birth to 4. While there are lots of families who give plenty of love to this many kids, I can confirm I felt pretty given up on while growing up. I mean, there's a lot that went into feeling not cared for, but the amount of kids really wasn't the issue.

[@heftylad]

Lmao when Ian did his "obnoxious asshole" voice for the "we're both pregnant" story it made me realise OP is literally Ian's "obnoxious asshole" persona irl

[@phshgaming5281]

Now as someone born around Christmas, I side with the dude. As an adult its hard to get all your friends available at the same time and he most likely never got to do what he wants on any of his birthdays. This 1 year he just wanted to enjoy the time when all his friends could hang out online at once and play a simple game on his birthday, which probably never seemed special cause its already Christmas. dudes gotta get one year to celebrate his b-day the way he wants

[@Alexis-tx5en]

Idk couldn’t you just celebrate your birthday a week before or after Christmas? Or does it *need* to be on the day of your birth to count lol.

[@simply.me.]

​@@Alexis-tx5en Because he never got to celebrate his birthday ON the actual day? One time or even once every few years spending his birthday how he wants to spend them is a very reasonable wish imo.

[@TheSnoochOne]

@@Alexis-tx5en couldn't they just celebrate christmas a week before or after? Or does it NEED to be on the day of christmas to count? See how that sounds? Plus as stated, his friends hadn't been able to ALL be online at the same time to play together in what seems like possibly years, let the man have 1 birthday with his friends for once.

[@Alexis-tx5en]

@@TheSnoochOne celebrating Christmas a week after or before also doesn’t sound like a bad idea? I don’t know why you think that sounds so bad lol are you Christian? If so I can see why the specific day would be more important, but most people don’t care. Edit: in my first reply I didn’t mention the guy from the Reddit video I was just referring to the comment above. With the Reddit post I don’t think the fact that it’s his birthday plays that big of a role in the situation, so I felt somewhat indifferent to the situation. I can see why he would want to spend it with friends if it’s been awhile since they’ve hung out, however, usually the holidays are one of the few times families can spend the day together since no one has to go to work or school so I can also see why it would be important to his family to spend the day with them instead of his friends if they don’t have that many opportunities to spend the day together (I don’t know their schedules so I could be wrong on this but that’s how it worked in my family). If he isn’t that close to his friends anymore, from his wife’s point of view, it can be a a confusing situation, but again I get why it might still be important to him.

[@animelovbee101]

As a person with children, I understand if someone wants to spend some of the time doing what they want. But one shouldn't push off their kids completely on Christmas, nor their wife. The day could've been split, honestly it would've broken my heart if my husband didn't wanna be there on our second child's first Christmas and with our 3 year old. (My oldest for sure would've kept asking where daddy is, she absolutely adores him and would want to show him every present after opening, it's a really special moment for kids) Christmas is a big day for family bonding as well, there could've been a middle ground. And I never get to spend my birthday on the exact day doing what I want as I have a job and a family (having kids does have sacrifices) . Usually it is another week or so I get to plan something, sometimes I just don't get to celebrate it that year. it's great that he conveniently gets time off during his birthday because of the holidays- but I don't think he was thinking about the kids. And you probably don't have kids, so I can understand how you don't understand the actual value of your a core memory with your children. They should've also come to terms together because that kinda situation will create a lot of unnecessary tension, to completely dismiss your S.O on something they think is super important isnt gonna bode well. Absolutely could've just spent the time to open presents then went off to be with the his friends.

[@smtyson14]

I was so excited to see Ian "Out-of-Pocket" Hecox and Noah "Literally-Knows-Everything" Grossman. They absolutely did not disappoint.

[@Sharpino1990]

I think this is what this channel needed: a shot of realism and comedy fused together. Love Eat it or Yeet it and TNTL but this just makes everyone seem more human, by their reactions to real-life scenarios. Very funny and will continue to watch this.

[@EliasMorals]

Same!!! Even if this isn't the most popular series on here, I will 100% watch these!

[@caitlinwilliams3707]

the twitch is so good to see them more casually- i love it

[@evin3806]

Yeah. I used to listen to their podcast where they talk about personal stuff but they don't do that anymore. I like this series cause we get to see their more normal side and learn more about the cast

[@dragu_la]

100% agree with Noah on the pregnancy one. if you're upset about getting pregnant after doing it multiple times without protection... yeah. she brought that on herself LOL

[@chantlirmccorvy4180]

Exactly she literally f*cked around and found out

[@KingOfGaymes]

Legit like what did she expect 😭

[@benfulfer3260]

Sandwich guy is 100% not the asshole, he is a legend and legitimately did nothing bad

[@mintyhippo8125]

Plus, no one seemed to say they wanted more of it lol

[@frankylyles]

Well, now he did eat a lil more than half of a 6-Foot sandwich, which was to be shared equally. He ain't totally clean, but he meant no wrong 😂

[@QueenMFLaurie]

I'd take the pizza or subs. He's not the A hole

[@TheMysticalFox]

If it's been hours and food is still sitting out, you are an MVP for taking care of it and not letting it go to waste. And that whole thread's comment was haughty redditors being A-holes about the wrong topic entirely, judging his love of eating rather than the situation itself.

[@sharkbait3944]

I love this series!! Dude with the pregnant wife is an absolute asshole and for sure deserves some kind of karma

[@eggiene]

ikr he was like "it's so annoying to go to the store to get snacks" like bitch that's the BARE minimum. it's literally an excuse for u to get food too. this guy doesn't understand how difficult pregnancy is.

[@FightForRyu]

I second that.. she must really love kids and be a Beast! Cause i def wouldnt be able to handle having more kids with a man like that haha

[@erinbirdyy]

Like I cannot allow myself to believe that that was a true story. Sounds like some purposefully fishing for rage.

[@eggiene]

@@erinbirdyy unfortunately there are some real asshole husbands that treat their wife like shit even if she’s pregnant

[@atalacus43]

I was going to like, but it's at 666. I agree with you.

[@viken.6919]

fun fact, Ian is only 4 years older than Shayne. For some reason it feel like there is a bigger age difference there

[@SakuraMoonflower]

Probably because Shayne insists on referring to Ian as "Daddy". 😂👍

[@BuischuiCosplay]

7:08 "im a plumber, shes an engineer" my dad is both and i dont hear him complaining i love this series, please keep it up haha

[@bexxa4837]

First girl must not know that some parents trust their kids with cards. Especially rich parents

[@rmdcade1717]

"I'm a plumber. She's an engineer." Editors throwing their own shade with those overlays

[@hats4pigeons132]

I could listen to Noah talking about his views on morality for hours. He is so well spoken and has some great advice. He really flipped my opinion on the art post in just a couple minutes AND taught us something.

[@lexmcdufflepants4332]

I was really glad when he pointed that out because it's what I was thinking from an "artist" (not professional or any good) standpoint. There was no contract. She has no claim on the money. It helped show that hey, you can make more money than what you charge. It can definitely be seen as rude, but not AH

[@mannyeatsdirt]

like when you buy something, you can do what you want with that product. i guess it just makes them a bad friend for not telling the artist beforehand. but id say the artist is in the wrong for demanding the money but is entitled to being offended by their friends actions

[@ColFlustered]

@@lexmcdufflepants4332 it's not the OP's problem that the friend was underpricing their work and wouldn't listen. The artist was given a real life example of how they could make money on their art, but they didn't seem to want to put in the work, they just wanted to take the "free" money their friend made. 🤦‍♀️

[@lexmcdufflepants4332]

@@ColFlustered just to clarify... are you agreeing with me..? Or against?

[@ColFlustered]

@@lexmcdufflepants4332 with! Sorry I realize the first part came off defensive and a bit aggressive, but not directed at you. 😋

[@GreymansGoose]

I just like to take a moment to point out how apparently this particular show has evolved from the green screen smack talking session to Storytime with Shane and friends. I've been watching these episodes kind of backwards, and all of these are good... It's fun to see how far they've come with the concept. Also, Noah was spot-on with the art sale piece. Once you sell something to somebody, you lose all rights to whatever it is you sold. That's like selling someone a car for $5,000, then getting angry at them when that car becomes a desirable classic and the demand goes up... And they sell it for 15,000. Yeah you might want to wish that you held on to it for a little bit longer but once they have the car, you have no control over what they do with it. Sure the friend could have cut them in... But ultimately, they did show that person a path to success

[@artluver94c]

I'm completely on that last guy's side. Being born on Christmas is hard and I'm sure he has never once got to have a birthday just for himself. I don't see why he couldn't open presents with the kids in the morning and have his COD the rest of the day.

[@sophiakeele6666]

I know so many people who are born around Christmas and whenever I get them gifts, I give two. Those birthdays are shitty to begin with so if it was my husband I would ask just present time them and make it so he can have his birthday cause I would love the same respect on my birthday.

[@AngryKuro1843]

I agree too. Like open presents maybe spend an hour or two playing with the family then go play COD. Maybe come back for Christmas dinner but then back to COD. I have a January 1st birthday I don't like going to bars, I don't like going to new years celebrations, it's super frustrating to get a "happy news years AND happy birthday! 😆" It nice and all but I would rather hear just "happy birthday" and next day hear happy new year as it is still a new year January 2nd but infact no longer my birthday. Definitely understand the frustration.

[@ASingingChemist]

Yes!!! For all the kids now it's not actually Christmas today, it's tomorrow!! Just let the man celebrate his birthday with his friends this one year cause God knows that will never happen again

[@MILOEBA]

​@@ASingingChemistabsolutely, as someone literally born on christmas im kinda surprised ppl are saying HES the asshole. we hardly get birthdays or celebrations of our own, its almost always christmas > birthday, i can see exactly why he'd wanna hang out w friends given the chance. thats /so/ rare

[@Beanjaminfranklin]

I agree. I’m heartbroken for that man. The fact that anyone thinks he’s the a-hole is crazy to me

[@charlsreyn]

Honestly, for the Call of Duty one, I don't think he's necessary the asshole. So long as he spent the first part of the day with family and discussed it well ahead of time, he should be allowed to do what he wants for his birthday. I highly doubt they have plans that will fill the whole day with kids that young. Obviously, we don't know everything about the situation, but as long as he still spends a good bit of time with his family, I don't think he's being an asshole at all.

[@cczwhite]

I kind of agree too. But like if his friends are all free on Christmas Day, they're most likely all going to be free the next day too. I also feel like he should just have it set up with his wife that every year he'll celebrate his birthday on another day (maybe it'll still be quite close to Christmas, but not on Christmas Day). Because then both can get the full attention that they deserve and he only mildly will lose out on the authenticity of his birthday.

[@eschatological]

@@cczwhite IDK man. I'm well into adulthood, everyone has kids and careers, weirdly sometimes a national holiday is the only time everyone can get together. The 4th of July and Christmas are huge holidays for me to spend time with my friends. I work 60 hours a week, I'm not seeing them any other time.

[@friedrichpianezzola]

If he did like Christmas morning with the kids and wife and spent half of the afternoon with they boys I don't see why he should be the asshole Tbh once people start working and you start having family chances to get together with friends drop dramatically, so if it was his birthday on top and he split the day he made the right choice imo

[@andreksjour]

@@cczwhite With the same logic, if she is available on the 25th for Christmas, then she will likely be free on the 26th too. For him, it's his birthday, for her it's just another holiday. He doesn't have to move his birthday. He deserves to celebrate that day as if it's his, like the rest of us on our birthdays. The kids are too young for that stuff anyway, let him have it.

[@cczwhite]

@@eschatological Yeah that's very fair. (I'm personally just in a master's course for the moment). I'm just curious as to how much time he'd actually be able to spend hanging out with his friends if they did choose that day instead of just another random day in December. But I guess beggers can't be choosers idk🤷‍♀️

[@cripplingdoubt7375]

"Talk shit ,get hit" Noah is a menace and i love him

[@talic-os5899]

9:55 He bought and re sold the print. He SHOULD keep the money. He could have told her, and they could collab. Noah is so right.

[@Keykoh_TV]

they did tell them. after suggesting repeatedly they charge more beforehand as well. they could have kept it on the downlow and repeatedly resold those prints. that would have been a dick move (tho not illegal, just kinda scummy.) it wasn't the case though. it was a one-off to show their friend that was refusing to listen to them for a fact that they should be charging more so that they'd be doing better for themselves, and they took this info to their friend directly. it sounds like the friend wouldn't have agreed to posting it up themselves for the price that the OP was saying to begin with, which is why that was done the way it was, but otherwise the OP was very upfront with their friend about everything.

[@talic-os5899]

@@Keykoh_TV although, the fact that the friend had to find out about him selling the art through common friends is really bad. Like, did he really want to prove something? If he did, why not sell and go show the friend he sold it?

[@ShadowNova300]

@@talic-os5899 But he bought it from the friend. Which makes it his now not the friends.

[@eggsbenedict2017]

@@ShadowNova300The friend is still the artist.

[@prospect8245]

Yeah the artist friend "demanding" that he give her the money is so dumb, the only reason she asks that now is because she actually got the proof of how much they can sell for BECAUSE her friend took that initiative

[@caponebd7941]

I’m glad Noah was smart with his take on the artist situation. The artist completely blew off their friend who was giving them good advice, and when they found out later they were wrong, they wanted all the rewards. That just sounds so entitled to me.

[@Buttfucker420]

No. The artist made it. Plan and simple. Just because that’s how the system currently works doesn’t make it correct. This mentality is the reason so many artists die broke while companies make millions off their work. Touch grass

[@knotlessknot1827]

"he should have put two gravestones." whoever commented that is the legend here LUL obviously that was the reason why everyone in the group chat was upset about.

[@stonesec]

"you shouldnt be eating 3 and a half feet of anything" this is why, legally, fruit by the foot is only 3 feet long

[@sarahh4537]

😂

[@Culo_Sniffin_Cheezit]

Pathetic. Imaging letting the law decide for yiu.

[@bbqbiscuit]

I’m with the friend on the pregnancy one. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[@JuneCreat.r]

13:23 I disagree with Shane on this. I think that they’re NOT the asshole for what they said. If you’re having constant sex without birth control or condoms, why would you be surprised if you were pregnant? That’s like driving drunk and then crashing into a tree or another car. You can’t get mad at everyone else because they’re being realistic about the decisions that you made. You slept with that man. You’re not on birth control. He didn’t wear a condom. You’re pregnant. Now you’re surprised that you’re pregnant? That’s like saying: You drank that alcohol. You got into that car. You drove that car. You crashed into that tree. You’re surprised that you crashed into that tree? You can’t have it both ways. “Talk shit, get hit.” -Noah. And I 100% agree with this.

[@lucyheartfilia9077]

Honestly same I’m sure the way they said it might have made them sound like an asshole but I don’t think you’re inherently an asshole for stating the obvious

[@EdsonR13]

I think theyre an asshole, just cause youre right doesnt mean your not wrong. If a friend calls you crying you dont give them something else to cry about

[@sebarmbruster]

I mean yeah but that doesn’t mean she’s not allowed to be upset

[@JuneCreat.r]

@@sebarmbruster no but she should accept responsibility and not get mad at her friend. If she didn’t want to get pregnant she could’ve taken birth control or the guys could’ve worn condoms

[@ToriKlepto]

Same!

[@souperspoons]

Okay, as a large breasted woman, this man is a LEGEND - never the asshole

[@raeflagg8763]

She also literally said ‘say goodbye’ which is exactly what the guy did and in a way that was fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

[@monkeybusiness673]

@@raeflagg8763 Can we get some post hoc Fs here for the ladies?

[@melhere6446]

@@raeflagg8763 literally 😂

[@dolphinman9253]

Certified bing chilling classic

[@user-rr8yi9zg2k]

@@raeflagg8763 Exactly! If she hadn't said that he would have been the asshole yeah but she joked about it first

[@Morster]

This series is such a delight, especially Shayne’s reactions, the deep sighs/facepalms kill me everytime 🤣

[@annec8127]

This is why Shayne is put in charge of these later. Perfect.

[@Morster]

@@annec8127 Definitely

[@G1NZOU]

Noah spitting straight facts with the coffee shop monologue. Friend said you were undercharging, they proved it, you can either wrongfully demand extra money from your friend who was nice enough to give you a chance, or you can take this as evidence that your art is worth as much as your friend sold it for and take advantage of it. The friend who suggested you sell it for more and made a profit on only two of your artworks is much less of an asshole than those guys online who try and talk down a price on an artwork to little or nothing with the promise it will be "exposure".

[@dollartreeees]

Assuming the mom still works and takes care of the kids or even if she is at home for most the day then holy shit a 9-5 is nothing compared to dealing with infant crying machines

[@littlepirat1]

The guy with the pregnant wife is an absolute asshole and Alan is a sweetheart, he was considerate and tried to fix it 🥪💕

[@c74930w]

"Damn double homicide" what a reference Ian

[@parisfelton614]

I agree with Noah, talk shit get hit! 😂😂 Don't play about being pregnant than ball your eyes out when it actually happens 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@niclacy4048]

bawl

[@Kaeldra3]

That coffee shop one was the realest thing, and I loved the honest opinion of how to turn the situation for the better

[@noise.s]

I'm so glad Noah is in there, not every one of those posts boils down to yes or no, his thoughts feel a lot more grounded and personal

[@RokkaBillie]

Noah is not an asshole whatsoever, he is real af and people need to take accountability and stop trying to victimize themselves over their own consequences. The lady who got preggo when having unprotected sex and the person underselling her artwork are both prime examples of it.

[@mkg2124]

I pretty much agree. I'm very pro choice and think women can do what they want with their bodies, but if you're not taking ANY precautions at all to not get pregnant, my ability to be sympathetic goes down real quick.

[@FlamesUp1602]

I agree with this like you can’t do shit legally and it did prove to you I would probably try to sell it 4x the cost to one up them and that’s about it and most likely cut contact

[@errrerrr409]

@@mkg2124 you're still a holier than thou dick rubbing salt in the wound of your distressed friend coming to you for support

[@freightcorner5740]

@@mkg2124 exactly. And im a person who literally hates shaming people for mistakes. But gorlll… you’re literally doing nothing to prevent pregnancy and now crying- talk about a victim hood mindset. This is coming from me- a mom who got pregnant on birth control because I kept missing days/ not taking them at the same time every single day.

[@artorhen]

@flamesup7149 actually, it is illegal to start a business selling prints from another artist, but the sum was small and he likely didn't continue to sell prints. But if he did, it would've been illegal because he didn't have ownership of the original artwork or the artist's trademark.

[@lethalprincess2087]

5:08 You weren't supposed to ask at all! 😂😅💀 As a mixed kid who has parents that don't look exactly how I came out, I get this, because we've certainly gotten some flack 😂

[@charlessimmons223]

Double homicide is probably Ian's funniest joke ever.

[@justinturnage1422]

In regards to the artist A hole, Noah you are 100% correct. Everytime someone resells a pair of Jordan's on ebay that they purchased prior to selling, should they have to give that money to the shoe company that made them. Answer is NO they don't.. tell the artist to listen to their smart friend next time.

[@NeODeLeuX]

The op even (in his side of the story) offered the advice to her artist friend that she should charge more for her work and when she dismissed his advice he went and proved it. Noah's right on the money, the girl is acting emotional about it when she should for sure form a kind of deal with the op to get more sales at a higher price instead of lashing out to him. If you sell me something for 3 bucks and i resell it to a stranger for 10 i ain't giving you 7 bucks of those 10.

[@friedrichpianezzola]

It's not like he bargained to get discounts on art and then resold them at a higher price He bought them at full price (which he stated being underpriced) and used his own coffee shop to resell it, so he put in his own asset to the thing too No reason being butthurt when you discover he was right What Noah said was on point 100%

[@rickyricardo9710]

It's not about who deserves the money it's about who is the asshole. A good friend would want their friend to have the money for their art, not be a stingy jackass who cares more about proving themselves right about the price of the art.

[@rickyricardo9710]

​@@NeODeLeuX if my friend sells me something for 3 bucks and I resell it to a stranger for 10 I will gladly give them the full 10 because I'm not a narcisstic douche who cares more about making money than supporting my friends. But I guess we're different in that way :)

[@SamJJ90]

@@rickyricardo9710 I would agree you on this, it's about helping a friend to see the value, not to make a profit (my thought was to give them at least 50% of it, so 25/75 split, or all of it depending on financial situations). But what rubs me the wrong way was the artist "demanded" the money they made selling them.

[@RoKer13]

Dude I used my parents’ cards all the time growing up. First one was for sure putting her nose into something that was none of her business. For some reason though Earthbound (the store) always ID checked cards though during one period when I went a lot lol Not gonna lie, the third guy sounds like my dad 🙃 The boobs one was hilarious 😂 Sandwich guy though, even if he didn’t offer to buy, I think he was in the right. My parents taught me not to waste food, so they would love him lol

[@autumnsprite]

Seriously! He could have given her permission to use it. And if he didn't, he most likely would have found out pretty quickly. That situation could then be handled between then

[@FaeMasquerade]

Growing up I walked to the story an did grocery shopping as my mom was disabled. If someone pulled that with me we wouldn't have been able to eat

[@CedricBassman]

@@autumnsprite He also could've not given her permission. Don't act like this never happens or is some form of fringe incident. Also saying "It's fine i have my Dads credit card, i'm not paying" is sus, especially when the total amount racks up to 4000 Bucks. "And if he didn't, he most likely would have found out pretty quickly." Yeah and then would've been 4000 Bucks lighter which we don't even know the Dad could actually afford. He also then would've been at the Mercy of said store to take the Items back and refund him the Money, which they are not obligated to do. Which in turn could even require Legal action, further draining his pockets.

[@autumnsprite]

@@CedricBassman you can,,, dispute the charge. And most stores have a policy where you get your money back. The point is to mind your own business though. That lady had absolutely no right

[@G1NZOU]

@@autumnsprite Yeah but stores also have a policy that they punish workers who accept invalid cards, you're screwing over the little guy when you do this.

[@theboogeyman2590]

If we wanna fight for women being allowed to wear whatever they want, short skirts and low cuts and whatever, we should let the guy wear his compression shorts.

[@TartarusHimself]

If the credit card lady hadn’t had “Karen” seeping out of the post from every angle, she might’ve had the crowd with her

[@NeODeLeuX]

My man Noah telling it like it is, he ain't sugarcoating anything, he will tell it like it is. Seems like he's a pretty honest and logical person. Respect.

[@schmid1.079]

I'd say the cod dude should be allowed to play, but only because his children are still so young. When they are a bit older christmas is a pretty exciting event for kids and you shouldnt miss it.

[@mackenziebauer5001]

I think so as well and that they should talk about a compromise where every other year you do something for Christmas one year then the next year you celebrate his birthday and so on

[@showjjumper]

@@mackenziebauer5001 my sisters birthdays on Christmas as well and I know she’s also sad about it never being her special day and never being able to really celebrate it. So I get him. He should have his special birthday moments too. And you can always compromise like you can play a certain amount of time and the rest is family time. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@mackenziebauer5001]

@@showjjumper I agree. But I think it’s better for the every other year thing because their kids may forget about it being their dads birthday. You can still hang out as a family for a birthday, plus it helps them get better at not wanting presents on other kids’ birthdays

[@lexmcdufflepants4332]

@@mackenziebauer5001 I don't quite agree with the every other year thing because that could grow a lot of resentment and problems in the future ("but this is my year!") but there should definitely be a compromise. Like let him play for three hours and just plan the dinner and gifts around that. Do gifts, birthday breakfast, dad plays for a bit, and then Christmas dinner. Everyone is gonna wanna sleep after breakfast anyways, so let the man play for a bit.

[@will9678]

There's definitely nothing wrong playing, it's just that the timing is precious when it comes to having a young family. I say let the man play when the kids are asleep or any other time when it's right to play. Gaming over time with you're own family is a serious issue and should be corrected.

[@victoriashore1332]

Ian: “Damn double homicide.” 🤣

[@mr.adrian867]

The way Ian just casually said double homicide is so funny

[@camerontompkins4249]

noah was MADE for these videos. so funny

[@Dhark0rion]

IDEA: Reach out to Alan and invite him for the next "Eat it or Yeet it!"!

[@scottlessieur9725]

Love this idea. His friends are assholes so might as well make him famous and maybe make him some money.

[@TemronTM]

Follow-up idea: Post-credit scene of Alan eating all the leftovers an hour later :D

[@Dhark0rion]

@@TemronTM and then Shayne, dressed as "a generic karen" comes in too complain.

[@Coolkid99880]

The man deserves it

[@MrDudes22]

Yes make that happen

[@hunterhall1365]

I'm with Noah on the pregnancy one, honestly if you get pregnant you've got no one to blame and no sympathy unless your left alone

[@MethuselahWinter]

It’s a freaking sandwich nobody had touched over an hour and he was hungry, he even offered to replace the food on his own dollar afterwards. His friends are making a big deal over nothing, it’s just food, it’s not like the hostess or whatever painstakingly made it.

[@bodhisatwabanerjee5108]

This is a really great series. Shayne is the perfect one to be hosting it he has such a strong moral compass. And I loved that he called out that girl on fat shaming Allen. I feel that fat shaming has got really out of hand these days and people like her need to be called out. Love Noah also his opinions maybe controversial but they are completely practical in a real world scenario.

[@cropshabsund3401]

4:00 Shayne outs himself as never having worked retail ever. Literally retail workers do not get paid enough to give a shit about the name on the card unless someone makes it so they HAVE to look at it.

[@adun336]

I love how absolutely unhinged Noah is in the episode, would love to see him on future episodes

[@corpsecoder_nw6746]

Sandwich lad is the super nice, not attention-seeking version of Nikocado avocado. Absolutely fine and has a great sense of humor too. Legend

[@kayleighnorwood5249]

Noah’s opinions are my inner thoughts. Shayne’s opinions are how I want and try to have. Ian’s opinions are how all my opinions end up coming out. 😂😂

[@pamelah1220]

Exactly

[@AJFilms14]

15:10 I kind of feel like this is body shaming in my opinion. Imagine if a woman was asked to put on a sweater because you can see the silhouette of her boobs. Once I was asked to put a shirt on at the gym because my midriff was showing and I think that’s fucking crazy lol.

[@DaHolyCanadian]

Thats what I was thinking, as long as people are not trying to show it off like they said and they are just minding their business then everyone else should mine their business, no need to stare. Most sports wear is tight when it comes to the gym anyways, at least thats what most people wear now, its far more comfortable

[@DarkKnightTrinity]

I mean, compression shorts are pretty much underwear. It's not the same at all. Most gyms specifically have policies to cover genitals completely as well. And pretty much everywhere. If it's bulging out, it's not covered at all.

[@AJFilms14]

DarkKnightTrinity You’re not wrong. Idk I have mixed thoughts about it. Usually people wear shorts over them don’t they, but I can’t help but compare it to wearing sports bras by themselves.

[@VeginMatt]

I don't know how small compression shorts are but I figure as long as the privates are covered and not touching equipment then it's all good. Wear what will help you maintain a healthy lifestyle best. People who are easily offended by the sight of others bulging body parts....probably shouldn't be going to gyms.

[@AJFilms14]

MsMatt yeah see that’s how I feel about it, I bet there’s plenty of camel toe going on too.

[@Claireannette77]

The breast reduction was hilarious and they can get over it lol

[@chickennoodlesoup3301]

Yeah I really don't think there was that big of a problem. Even though I personally don't get the humour in it it's not as bad as they're making it seem. I think it would've been a problem is he acted like it was the worst thing in the world. Like if he was angry or upset about it, or overtly happy. THAT would have been bad. But he didn't, he just sent a photo of a gravestone LMAO.

[@megan9377]

also just a super weird message to send in a classmates group chat in the first place

[@drea94]

If the girl herself was offended, that's her business and she has every right to feel that way. Idk why others in the gc were getting mad on her behalf unless she said she felt uncomfortable.

[@Claireannette77]

@@drea94 🪦

[@galarstar052]

@@drea94 in fairness she did already make a similar joke herself, getting mad at someone for joking in the exact same way she did would be unreasonable.

[@faithmoreno1142]

So my little (adoptive) sister’s mom was a close friend of my mom and was chronically pregnant. She always lost her mind when she would find out. Four times she went through with the pregnancy and at least three times she took the little abortion pill thing and made a big deal out of “why does this keep happening” and eventually my mom just had to say “you know why this keeps happening and there are ways to keep it from happening instead of letting it happen and then getting upset” so personally, while I do think the girl in the story could have worded it better, I don’t think she’s the a hole.

[@aryahnalegrand9089]

I love when Noah is doing the AITA Posts. He’s hilarious and I love him.

[@Rogue_Won]

Imma need Shayne to sit with Jackie and Noah in one of these 😆 3 different opinions and Shayne vibes different with them I think it will be an interesting set up, plus it could be a thing where does Shayne agree with either of them or is he the odd man out and they agree with each other? Honestly think it would be a great time 😂

[@talic-os5899]

4:23 I don't think it is that bad to privately ask the friend about the paternity of the child, even tho her reasoning is so stupid. But to call the husband? Like... Excuse me? He also has eyes, if he wants to notice something, he will.

[@charlesbronson2926]

The only way the artists friend is in the wrong (aside from any rudeness in how they spoke to their friend about it) is if the artist gave a friend discount on the painting.

[@balyss4833]

I could literally listen to Noah respond to these AITA posts for HOURS and never get bored. It’s always so interesting listening to different point of views, and he always says something that I haven’t thought of or expected.

[@noahschwieger2607]

“I think, stop looking at this man’s dong” -Ian 😂😂😂

[@alandickens8948]

As a guy who did photography, editing, etc you will get screwed over so many different ways by so many different unless you know your worth, set up contracts, and learn a few hard lessons. I agree with Noah 100% on the artist segment. In my own experience, the fact that she was able to receive the original asking price on her pieces to start with is a miracle.

[@lindseyputzier8228]

You have to continue posting theses. I’m literally laughing out loud. Noah was brutally honest and added so much. 10/10.

[@MelanieKingdom]

Have to say I disagree with Shayne on the last one. I don't think the guy in the last one's an asshole. But, mostly, because I'm in his same situation, kind of. Growing up, and for the rest of my life, I share a birthday with my twin sister, and we share our "party" with our Mom, whose birthday is 5 days later. I love my sister, and I love my mom, but I actually cried when I got a birthday cake with just my name on it last year. Unfortunately, this guy has never gotten to get a day just for himself since it falls on Christmas. And, like they sort of touched upon, at this age his kids don't give a shit about Christmas. Yeah, have some Christmas gift opening in the morning. But once it's done, let the man play his COD and celebrate himself. Everyone deserves to be a bit selfish on their birthday.

[@Irishrebel092]

this. I honestly hope his wife or friends have at some point ignored that it was charismas and just gotten him a birthday gift and/or card.

[@DatFrenchBoi]

I agree with you, he's really not an asshole.

[@bitteralmonds2614]

Honestly as long as he spends time with the kids until they eventually crash and sleep I don’t see a problem

[@DynastyFade]

Yeee, I don't think he's an asshole. With no other context, he and his wife should've had an easy compromise here. There's just not enough information. It's strange that his wife had such a strong reaction (throwing his xbox outside) so I'm assuming that gaming has been a strain on their relationship rofl.

[@Konpekikaminari]

in a rare twist, he's probably much less an asshole than he made himself sound like

[@JockVanDee]

The artist one really got me, why does the artist expect the money her friend made after selling them, he bought them, they became his property then sold them and made a profit, she has no right to the profit her friend made especially after he said she was underselling her artwork

[@ajardine9812]

PLEEEEASEEEE!!! We absolutely need more of these vids. I listen to them like podcasts while I'm doing things like drawing or cleaning, and Y'ALL, THIS IS PURE COMEDY GOLD.

[@marceline5461]

ian was so sassy this episode i love it

[@Jkdabomb10A]

Noah’s advice was genuinely business savvy.

[@pythonkatie1985]

If I was the host and had a choice between 3 feet of sandwich being left that had been sitting out for that long vs having it eaten, I'm damn glad it was eaten because I don't have to figure out what to do with it.

[@ShortKid226]

and honestly if the host wanted some, she either could have stated "please save me some" or coulf have easily cut off a portion and put in in the fridge/set it aside. at any point someone could have stopped the guy and they chose not to

[@PapiHeel]

“Okay Latter Day Saints!” Haha! As one of them with 4 kids, I loved this. A lot.

[@HeyItzJenine]

I agree with Noah on all fronts lol. People have to realize that they have to deal with the consequences of their own actions.

[@Buttfucker420]

Found the Republican